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new lislike?
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>>738391690
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Ah, sweet it's finally out. Been waiting for this one.
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I'll be honest the music does make me want to give this game a try. I'm usually not the one for feelsy slice of life nostalgiaslop, but with a soundtrack this good... Although the one thing Im wondering is who the intended audience is. Anyone who is genuinely nostalgic for this music is like 50+. How many people that age are playing artsy indie titles?

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/15Tz8zP3DV5FRR8HQ88Mem
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The art style is giving Dustborn. Is this a game about how white men are evil?
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>>738391984
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>>738391984
Came here to ask who is this semen demon
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>>738391690
>10
woke trash confirmed
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What's it about? Is that helicopter chasing them?
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>>738391690
> opinion by IGN
nobody tell him
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>>738392851
We don't need to play video games to know white men are evil.
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>>738392851
>>738393063
Shhhh, adults are talking. Go back to your gacha thread hornyposting.
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Here's the trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1UPjbO0oEU

>On their last night of high school, three friends embark on one more adventure together. En route to their final party together, a perfectly curated playlist draws them into dreamlike reenactments of their formative memories. Experience a variety of narrative vignettes exploring the pivotal moments that shaped them. It's the greatest hits of teenage friendship, from the first kiss to the last dance.
>From Melbourne studio Beethoven & Dinosaur, developers of BAFTA award-winning game The Artful Escape, Mixtape draws inspiration from classic coming-of-age movies, bringing together nostalgic aimlessness, mischief, music, the highs and lows of adolescence and the bittersweet feelings brought about by growth, transformation and moving on.
>Featuring music from DEVO, Roxy Music, Lush, The Smashing Pumpkins, Iggy Pop, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Joy Division and many more. Skate. Party. Avoid the law. Make out. Sneak out. Hang out. Play through a mixtape of memories, set to the soundtrack of a generation.
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i can see a cringe compilation of this game coming out where they talk about pronouns and hating chuds.
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I'll get it on a sale later
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Lots of licensed music.
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We have life is strange at home
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zamn
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Estrogen slop that will likely try to subtly jab on anything normal white male competence.
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>>738393526
also
>Mixtape-RUNE
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>>738393391
It already is 10% off on Steam
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>buy our game, it has music in it
Uhh... no.
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>>738391690
This will flop so badly.
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>>738393483
Well, Life is Strange went to shit, so maybe this game can fill the void
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>>738391984
Best girl energy
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>latest indie darling coming-of-age drama comedy about skateboarding teens living on the edge, fighting the police and authority n' shieet
I'll pass.
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>>738393457
Link to soundtrack list?
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Let's see some gameplay footage!
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>>738393648
OH MY GOD CHAT IS THAT A... DISCOUNT? I MUST COP THIS THANG RIGHT THE HECK NOW
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>>738393659
>played life is strange
are you trans perchance?
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lefties did a number on your psyches
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Looks pozzed
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>>738393674
read the thread
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>>738393674
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/15Tz8zP3DV5FRR8HQ88Mem
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>scene where guy with a pedo moustache spray paints ACAB on a wall
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>>738393176
Back to /r/gamingcirclejerk with you
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>>738393282
Is it intentional that I can't tell if the protagonist is male or female?
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>>738392851
shouldnt you be outraged at the slay the spire 2 thread?
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>>738393708
No, I don't think playing a video game causes me to troon out
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>>738391690
>celebration of liberalism for bay area leftists
i get that it appeals to certain people and why, if youre not part of that specific demo there is obviously nothing there here
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>>738393597
>its real
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>>738393176
Check out this faggot.
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>>738393793
I enjoy narrative games but I cant consciously buy them for full price. Will be pirating and enjoying mixtape.
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Jesus has spoken
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>>738393526
>reviews highly among the demographic the music is catered to

In other news, the sky is blue, grass is green...
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>>738391690
What is the game about? Oh wait, let me guess: White men are evil, the patriarchy is oppressive, natalism is tyrannical and only communism can save the world from total destruction and a climate collapse?
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New dustborn just dropped
New porn sisters we are so BACK
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>>738392851
>>738393576
>>738393726
>>738393786
Is this a discord raid?` Where do you people come from? Why do you come into a thread to hate on fresh, new video games?
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>>738393749
>Roxy Music
>Iggy Pop
>Jesus and Mary Chain
>Joy Division
>Lush
>Portishead
>Siouxie and the Banshees
>Devo

Idk about the game but that's at least a 9/10 soundtrack. Would listen.
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>>738393879
>the demographic the music is catered to
people who like good music?
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>>738393597
Alright thanks, if I end up liking this game I'll buy it afterwards
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>>738391984
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>>738393282
>Featuring music from DEVO, Roxy Music, Lush, The Smashing Pumpkins, Iggy Pop, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Joy Division and many more

Holy kino.
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Honestly the soundtrack seems to be great, I hope the game lives up to it.
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Obvious shill thread is obvious
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>confirmed woke
i knew it
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>>738393849
No shit, it has the gay alphabet tag.
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>>738393925
>video games
movie slops aren't games
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>>738393925
This isn't Reddit, faggot.
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>>738393925
All these questions should be targeted at (You) and your friends. Only we know why you crawl here to shill faggy gaming journo approved garbage like this and it's honestly pathetic. Get laid you fat piece of shit.
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>>738393659
>went
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>>738393929
I'm not implying the music is bad by any definition, however it certainly is curated towards a specific age range and demographic range.
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>>738393903
What's funny is that Communism always pushes patriarchy, natalism, and tyranny. :3
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>>738391984
>das it mane
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man some of you guys really did full psyoped for a decade huh
the first step towards healing is admitting you've been played
the second step is an hero'ing
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>>738391984
This post and all it's replies are honestly inorganic as fuck.
Worst shill campaign ever.
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>>738394469
Based fascist
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>>738392919
Don't insult Marcille by comparing her to ign slop
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>>738394575
My people deserve a homeland and the right to exist in that homeland without smelly browns being there without permission. :3
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but is it Life is Strange cringekino or Dustborn cringeslop, these are two very different things to people with taste
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>>738394441
You can say that it's for women, come on.
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>>738394441
All the musicians now just rip off '80s post-punk and synthpop though.
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Did this motherfucker seriously just say that Life is Tumblr is for people with "taste"
I swear to god one day this board will unironically claim that Winx Club or Barbie cartoons are high culture or something.
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I know mediocre crap praised by retards when I see it. Everything Everywhere All At Once is shit too.
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>/v/ complains about a childhood they never had
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>>738394551
whatever, fag
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>>738394575
>Based fascist
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Lmao, do you think I'm retarded? With scores like that it'd have to be better than elder ring. Does anything about this game read like it would be a more entertaining experience than elden ring? Hell, does it even look like a 7/10? I can just listen to joy division and hop on a longboard. Looks like yet again some calislop made by Americans to larp a suburban childhood they both never had nor actually align with. Who is this for? No one who was a teen when Devo was playing would give a shit about this game. This product reads so performative, like look at all these old bands! It's cool because it's old! And what's with the posts? Can't you say anything besides drawing attention to the music? At least pretend to give a shit and do your job as a marketer.

Another thing that bothers me is the music choice. All the groups chosen are very popular, it's not a good fit if you're going to tell a story about outsiders especially with the skate aesthetic. What kind of teen rebel listens to the cranberries?
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>>738393659
>implying lis was ever good
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>>738394190
You'd think after Onirism devs have learned their lesson that shilling their games in this hellhole filled with broke ass faggots won't amount to anything
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>>738395045
>Can't you say anything besides drawing attention to the music?

The music is the only thing that looks good about the game.
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>>738395045
>Looks like yet again some calislop made by Americans to larp a suburban childhood they both never had nor actually align with.
it's worse than that, it's an australian studio aping an american childhood they never had but saw in movies a few times
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>>738395045
I have no idea why american faggots worship le 90's anyway. Do they not realize that back then people would still be normal and healthy minded and they'd openly get called faggots?
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>>738394920
Not beating the allegations, tourist.
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>>738391690
The reviews were good so I watched the trailers hoping to see what the gameplay was like.
I didn't see jack shit.
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>>738395181
been here a lot longer than you nigger. guaranteed
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>>738395178
>Why does this game about the counterculture of the 90s show views that were unpopular at the time
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>>738395045
Based and completely correct Trickcal poster.
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old /v/ would have some retard pirated it already and started a playthrough to shit on it
new /v/ will unfortunately simply have to wait for twitter to make the funny jokes about it
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>>738395236
I was about to post this, no one has mentioned what the game part of this video game is yet.
I'm guess that's because there isn't any.
>>738395395
You're more than welcome to make an LP thread about it.
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>>738395439
>>738395236
Because it's movieslop, obviously.
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>>738395281
They were unpopular for a good reason and society was happy & stable when such garbage was bashed.
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>>738393879
What's the IGN for gen alpha?
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>>738395439
haven't seen any at all, and it's been a while since the first reveal trailer.
so it's probably some walking sim movie sloppa. make a choice here or there and compare your results on twitter dot com kind of shit
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Pretty comfy so far but it feels definitely like a theater kid made it or someone from /mu/ in 2013-2014 with a limited view of the 90's
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>>738391690
Literally the first time I ever heard about this.
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>>738395486
Okay, but this is a game about being counterculture.
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>>738395535
Why would there be a gook hanging out with Whites in 80s American suburb? That didn't happen.
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>>738395045
Do you think Elden Ring is a 10?
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>>738395612
Bro counterculture kids in the 80s and 90s were homophobic as fuck. Homophobia was considered acceptable and normal back then.
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>>738395612
It shouldn't be called a game if it doesn't have gameplay and the creators hate gaming.
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Looks like /v/ was wrong about games yet again
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Great more white man bad games!
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>>738391690
I can tell by this one picture alone, knowing nothing about the game, that it's wokeshit. Change my mind.
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Funny part where you control two people's tongue's while they kiss

>>738395737
No idea but she doesn't have an asian name at all. Maybe she's hapa, I'm not that far into it yet.
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>>738395535
are the graphics actually this shitty or do you have settings turned down
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>>738395880
Burgers?
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>>738395790
>zoomer larp #424290532057
Yawn.
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>>738393457
Delisted in a year
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>>738395880
It's so weird how everything in Japan is pedophilia but American coming of age stories generally have people kissing too and it's always fine
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>>738395880
Curious how the kind of people that made this game would be screaming about how it's pedophilia if this happened in a jap game.
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>>738395880
Is it a lesbian kiss?

Why am I even asking, of course it is.
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>$20
Not bad.
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>>738395790
If you agree with what the mainstream finds acceptable, you are inherently not counterculture. These people smoked weed, skated, and were gay in the 90s and 90% of society hated one or all of those things back then.
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>>738391984
Those two lesbians killed the girl in the shopping cart, and the game is about them evading law enforcement, right?
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>>738396040
>>738396025
One is meant to be a retelling of awkwardness, the other is fetish bait. You're not supposed to masturbate to this, it's supposed to be awkward and be like being a teenager
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>>738395948
I'm on high, I guess the compression is making it look shit but the game looks ok

>>738396046
Surprisingly not. It's the protag's first kiss and it's with a guy and she wasn't feeling it because the mixtape the guy gave her killed the mood. Protag is giving bitchy lezbo vibes however.
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>>738391690
Art style is a no-no already.
Gameplay? According to the trailer, nonexistent.
What's the appeal again?
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>>738395994
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>>738393671
Yeah I don't even like movies like that, let alone games
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>>738396145
would be kino, but probably not
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>>738391690
>>738393526
>coming of age
sleep
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>>738396147
Dude there's terabites of porn of LiS and plenty of Asian stories are also coming of age awkward tales. You think we haven't put out fetish shit? What about cuties?
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Where's the gameplay?
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>>738393926
>Jesus and Mary Chain
I will now torrent your LiS clone and play it while drunk off my arse.
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>>738393282
Okay but what is it actually about?
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>>738391690
>roughly three-hour campaign
Jesus Christ. You honestly might as well watch a movie. It's the same length, the same level of decision making.
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>>738393339
Why would they talk about that in the 90s?
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>>738391690
>Awww yeah, can't wait to play yet another non gameplay lesbian game again while trying not to fall asleep!!!
Pretty sure this is yet another 3/10 like life is strange.
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>>738394920
What the FUCK is wrong with that guy's thumb?
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>it's flopping anyway
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>>738396147
Teenage awkwardness is part of the fetish of being a hebe, bro.
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>>738393282
>we spent half the budget on music licensing: the game
>this is what gets a 10
you really just gotta make the millennial journo go "oh i remember this song!" a dozen times to win them over huh
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>>738396819
those are good numbers compared to the recent flops
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>>738391690
Not surprising. This is a game for video game journalists.
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>>738396831
As a fellow hebe, I can concur.
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>>738395880
Why is it so fetishistic, this shit is so disgusting in top of pedophilic.
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>>738393879
>>738396995
Bingo.
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>>738393282
Why the actual fuck would I play this when I could just call up my friends and reminse about our actual childhoods?
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>>738393879
>game called mixtape
>surprised people who identify with the music like it
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>>738393282
so this is just gen x becoming boomers, the game?
>remember STAR WARS
>remember LED ZEPPLIN
>remember SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER
>remember GILLIGANS ISLAND
>remember STAR WARS
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>>738396147
Your cope will never work when cuties got defended with the same logic.
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>>738391690
>The reviewer has given out 3 other 10s during his time at IGN
>God of War Ragnarok
>Disco Elysium
>Overwatch (re-review)
Do we trust this guy's 10s?
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>>738396635
And his hair
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>>738397259
Every single thread on /v/ is adult people talking about how they miss their childhood.
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I went to high school between 2006 and 2010
One of the girls in the year above came out as a lesbian and she got bullied so hard by the other girls she had to change schools
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>>738391690
The oscarbait equivalent of video games
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>>738397317
god i wish that was me (the opportunity to change schools)
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>>738397136
It's okay when they do it.
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>>738397269
I don't believe in the concept of a '10/10 game', but if I did, No Truce with the Furies would've deserved it. Will check this thing out, at least.
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>>738397261
That was intensely critical of child beauty pageants from what I recall
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>>738391690
I like how the art style let's you know it's woke trash.
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>>738395535
I've never seen either but somehow it strikes me as some sort of balance between Ghost World and Garden State, or at least a similar audience.
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>>738396819
I mean, if this is an indie game, having 1k players is probably good enough for it to turn a profit
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>>738397492
If by "intensely critical" you mean the director was beating his dick behind the camera
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>>738391690
Never forget.
Never forgive.
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>>738397492
>oh we're gonna dress up little girls in slutty clothing and make them dance in a provocative manner on camera while also having "casting sessions" with lots of random kids but uhhhh don't worry it's just to protest child paegants :3
Can't wait for another stunning and brave movie that protests pedophilia by having a full on sex scene between a child and an adult man.
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>>738397749
That guy got filtered hard. So hard that he forgot how averages work.
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>>738397749
>2 decades later
>still butthurt
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>>738393282
okay but what is the gameplay?
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>>738391690
What is this even? It looks really gay
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>>738391690
>Andava
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>>738397547
It's not even in the tone of both actually. It's more Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Clarissa Explains It All but somewhat snarkier with an Odyssey format and is more like the movie Trojan's War where the end destination is a party at the end of the day; it takes place in one day with flashbacks and the tracks are the chapters which is anokay gimmick.
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>>738393282
>From Melbourne studio Beethoven & Dinosaur
So is this made with taxpayer money?
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>OHHHH MY HECKING SCIENCE IS THAT LE WALKING SIM WITH FREAKING NOSTALGIC COPYRIGHTED MOOOOOSIC!?
>GOTY
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Is this like a Telltales game?
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>>738392851
Based off of these responses:
>>738393172
>>738393176
>>738393778
>>738393925
I'm assuming the answer is yes.
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>>738398258
No player choice
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>>738398248
Crocodile hunters don't pay taxes.
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played an hour of of it (seems to be about a quarter of the game?)
not really my thing, but really well made
there's just a tonne of art in this thing and all really polished
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>>738398360
So there's even *less* interactivity than a Telltale game?
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>>738393282
>developers of BAFTA award-winning game The Artful Escape
I never heard of this, has anyone played it?
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>>738398441
>but really well made
How. It's not a game, so no it's not "well made". If you hate gaming and don't want to make a game them why bother? Making a short movie is faster, easier and cheaper.
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>>738398628
i mostly agree re:not a game part. i would have watched preferred a 30-60 minute thing.
but people like these sorts of barely interactive things and we've been doing them for a long time now so it's a well made whatever you want to call one of those
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>>738398210
So it's O Brother Where Art Thou but for trendy (lol not likely) millennial journos.
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>>738395395
>t. twitternegro who wants to condition anons to play the game and post media on here so he can farm it for impressions
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Judging by the art style alone, I'm willing to bet $100 this game has trannies or other LGTV faggotry in it.
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>>738398508
Nothing that goes to the BAFTA's is seen, heard or played.
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Finished. It's basically a much better The Artful Escape. If you didn't mind the writing and dialogue, that game was somewhat entertaining, but it was let down by repetitive non-platforming and Simon Says sequences. This is the same flavor of story, but it has a greater variety of interactions sprinkled throughout, almost like It Takes Two/Split Fiction on a micro scale. No real woke shit either; there was a cutscene that might've implied the MC having feelings for the other girl, but that was through facial expressions and body language and it doesn't end up amounting to anything. No reference to race or trannies, and even the dad cop is ultimately portrayed in a sympathetic way. Obviously not for everybody but it's good for what it is
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>>738399135
Based game player.
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>>738391690
Let me guess it's woke?
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>>738391690
I hope it doesn't have a copyright muted mode to shit over streamtards
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>>738399135
are you lost? we're supposed to complain about games we never played over here.
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>>738398931
Kind of yeah and with a protagonist that's a bit of a sperg to boot: The music is my life type where they need music so they don't panic or give themselves meaning in the moment; making it a memory in her "mixtape" of her life.
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>>738399135
They look like trannies.
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>>738399251
devs told streamers to fuck off pic related
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>>738399179
>>738399294
Not a game, discord trannies.
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>>738399037
this, only goycattle fall for video games
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>>738399135
The sister was the lesbian I think
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>>738399135
huh, thanks for the review. not for me, but it'll probably have its audience
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>>738399251
>>738399474
honestly, good strat to stop full playthroughs being uploaded to youtube as well
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>three young lesbian looking women in the pacific north west are being edgy and listening to alternative mu-
Yawn, let me guess at least one of them is lesbian… these are the kinds of games foids play
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>>738399135
Sounds pretty bad.
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>>738399474
it's because the music is the 99% of the game. no one would play it without the memberberries.
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>>738399192
nothing woke about it. the game was made by music autists from australia, they have no agenda to push.
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The pacific northwest is just a great vibe.
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>>738399683
>negros in 90s put in positive spotlight
it is woke.
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>>738399683
>the game was made by music autists from australia, they have no agenda to push.
PFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Australia is literally one of the biggest sensitive moral police countries out there.
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im playing it now and one of the characters just said "respecting trans people is the new punk rock"
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really comfy game
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>>738395880
>>738397136
the west is only capable of fetishining grotesque reality
they cannot depict what they cannot see or feel
brutalist hyperrealism devoid of beauty, demons speaking through masks
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>>738399474
Based as fuck. Game looks like shit but fuck designing things for the reactslop era.
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>>738399474
Based, now I'm gonna support them
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>>738396514
Historical revisionism is a key component of the leftist playbook. Why do you think they keep "reimagining" media "for a modern audience" or "modern sensibilities", and why they keep wanting to tear down statues and dismantle historic structures, or why there is so much shit going around like "decolonizing academia"? They want to rewrite the past to make us believe that it was always like this.
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>>738399474
Iggy Pop is fucking trash his only salvageable albums were made by david bowie anyways
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>40+ year old game developers making games about the teenage experience and lesbianism and music playlists

GAAAAY
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>>738391690
>10
let me guess, it's woke?
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>>738391690
that game looks gay as fuck from the screenshot alone
and that's a bad thing
death to leftists
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>>738399474
Oy vey, must protect the licenses of garbage bands, cant stream
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Here's your quirk chungus for the day.
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admit it /v/, you would love it if they were furries
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>>738393172
White man is bloody benchod bastard bitch!!!
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>>738402920
this bitch grew up to be a stay at home mom and loses her shit and goes full karen over a parking spot
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>>738391690
> story is YIIK but boring
> walking simulator with some half assed minigames to spice things up
> shitty choppy Spiderverse animation
> this shit is considered a 10/10 by game journos
shit like this is why Nintendo can get away with doing the bare minimum dev wise and still look like the better option
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>>738391984
das it mane
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music seems cool. but what is the actual gameplay here? is this another should-have-been-a-direct-to-video-movie "game"? because i personally hate that shit
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>Gone Home
>Life is Strange (entire series)
>Night in the Woods
>What Remains of Edith Finch
>TLOU2
Why do all of these fucking woke movie games take place in the PNW and why do they always get ridiculously disproportionate praise and rave reviews? Are all game reviewers in America from Oregon and Washington? Are all game devs that make games that take place in Oregon and Washington well connected? There has to be something weird here
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>>738403360
It's quintessential Americana that they yearn for but can't go back to or won't admit to having been ruined by the modern day.
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I'll have a lick at the game just from this statement alone. LiS (1) is the only game I've played and enjoyed from this genre of games, and this feels to have semblance to it.
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>>738403715
that bedroom is bigger than my apartment
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>>738391690
This looks like all the westoid slop I consume every day!!!
I hate beautiful things because I am not beautiful
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>>738403852
No anon you don't understand. It doesn't matter she was born in a rich family and has everything she needs, she's oppressed as fuck, she has a very hard life, she's literally holocausted as we speak.
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>>738400603
Disgusting UE5 fogslop
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>>738395737
>>738395790
Why do people who weren't even alive in the 80s and 90s act so sure they know how people behaved back then?
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lesbians are only good for taking 9 inch Chad cock and losing their mind to it and becoming Chad's little cum dumpster after tossing their ugly mannish clothing in favor of ultra feminine slut clothing.
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>>738404184
Jealous third worlder.
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>>738400603
Whats the gameplay like?
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>>738404285
Nostalgia for a bygone era they never experienced.
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>>738393282
>Featuring music from DEVO, Roxy Music, Lush, The Smashing Pumpkins, Iggy Pop, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Joy Division
You sure this is about zoomer high school?
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>>738399474
meanwhile hifi rush is more kino with streamer mode on because its made mby japs instead of faggots.
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>>738391690
>"game" checks all propaganda boxes
>IGN gives it a 10
What an absolute parody of journalism, which is already a parody of itself.
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>>738393172
>>738393176
>>738393778
back to your cuckshed, shill
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>>738393282
>Featuring a shit load of licenced music
Isn't this going to severely limit the free streamerbait marketing that these types of walking sims usually get?
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>>738391690
>woke trash gets high score from IGN
many such cases
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>>738403715
>>738399474
> they said fuck streamers
that's nice but its still a walking simulator with shitty minigames thrown in that barely count as gameplay, no soundtrack is capable of salvaging that
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>>738404562
see >>738399474
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>>738404345
Railroaded adventure game, akin to a 3D point and click like the telltale games but with mini-mini games e.g. Press X to headbang, there's a rock throwing segment with actual targets, TP'ing a house, bombing down hills with a skateboard but shallow controls X to do a flip trick etc. No choices though, everything else is just drapery for the story and the protag's innermost thoughts. A few time wasters like pic-related, changing batteries, but it's more interactivity and gameplay I guess than the old telltale games we know. It's okay so far. I think I'm near at this point and it's like 2 hours in.
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>>738404668
Oh, so they just don't want people to pirate it off of Youtube.
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>>738404693
Considering how dispatch was waste of money, i'll avoid. Thanks.
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lol of course IGN loves this shit slop
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Chat I just orderboughted a digital license from a digital key store and I'll be hopping in shortly
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Do they take their clothes off at any point ?
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>>738393925
No, it’s more like that ancient Saturn/Baal/Satan worship cult conspiracy people say Epstein was connected to....... the one some of them hint at with ((((them)))) and all the Bohemian Grove owl ritual stuff. It's all a massive psyop designed to keep people stuck in a constant low-frequency state of fear, doubt, resentment, guilt, anxiety, depression, and anger. These anons genuinely bought into the whole culture war narrative and are convinced they’re fighting some sacred war against imaginary enemies on the internet. You're not gonna achieve anything by calling them dumbass chuds btw. Its just oil to the fire
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>>738404559
If you haven't noticed the biggest shills for wokeslop are all white men
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>>738405020
Np. Just watch it on youtube like most of these type of games if it ever piques your interest again.
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>No gameplay walking sim
>2 hours long
>90s NOSTALIGA
I cant believe IGN would give this a 10

Truly shocking
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>>738404906
kek
it really do be that way
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>game contains trafficking
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>>738399474
Buh-buh-buh-BASED
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Game ratings should be broken down by category. For example:
"9/10 as train simulator"
"8/10 as mystery visual novel"
"7/10 as 2D platformer"
etc.
A "cozy" game for women rated 10/10 doesn't mean nothing to me.
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>>738404285
I was born in 85, dicksucker.
>>738396097
No dude. Counterculture kids even in the 2000s were homophobic as fuck. Maybe not to a violent extent, but we didn't hang out with the gay kids and still called them faggots.
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>>738405764
>I was born in 85, dicksucker.
Then why do you act like a zoomer?
And if you were born in 85, how tf would you know what high school was like in the 80s?
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>>738396145
Perhaps a modern Weekend at Bernie's
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>>738405883
I don't know the 80s. You're right. I know the 90s and 2000s, though, and I'm fairly fucking sure that we only became more tolerant over time, not less. And we sure as shit weren't all too tolerant of gays in the 90s and 2000s. Faggot was a common word.
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>>738406030
Fag was depreciated into a normal word by the zeros attached to everything. Then the SJWs took over in the 10s and decreed it a slur again, and have been trying to do the same with retard.

But you're right, we weren't as tolerant of gays in the 90s, which is why they were part of the counterculture, just like the decades before.
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>>738394575
horshoe theory my nigga, which is why the best ideology is the most hands-off and transparent. You think present day America are all smoke and mirrors with smartphone recordings being the only whistleblowing sources? Lol
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Are we getting a surge of highschoolslop this decade?
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>reviews barely talk about gameplay in a fucking video game
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I hope there's lots of porn
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>>738406282
Don't look at how fag was treated on 4chan as an indication of anything elsewhere.
But to call gays "counterculture" and say they were hanging out with the skater kids and goth kids is a huge stretch. In my experience fags hung out with either other fags, with a small group of friends who made up the only kids in school who tolerated them, or they hid in the drama clubs.
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>>738394768
Man, when are we gonna get a wave of '90s nu metal and rap rock?
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>>738407175
Like Tony Hawk?
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>>738406487
Why do they look like dolls?
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>>738407225
Yeah, ska too now that you mention it but like new music in those genres
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>>738407382
i'm guessing it's a porn game
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>>738391984
Me when I uh when I
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>>738407382
the creative team's inspirations :^)
>>738407424
apparently, genuinely, it's not. It's supposed to be like Bully meets Superbad.
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>>738406983
Wonder why though. Not like it's that riveting but it's the one with the most gameplay in this genre of games. There's a mini-game every chapter.
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>>738391984
me when I goon 20 minutes after cooming
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>>738393282
>zoomers are all loser virgins who never partied or had sex or go out in nature
>they have to cope with shitty slice of life VNs
Kekaroo
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>>738393282
where's the sovl
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>>738407079
Drama clubs weren't countercultural where you grew up?
Where did you grow up anyway? Seems like your adolescence was quite different from mine.
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>>738393926
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>>738407917
Well if we're going to just throw everything under a massive umbrella term, sure. But again, to say that these cliques were mingling, tolerant of one another, or universally tolerant of gays is just asinine, and a fallacy.
Not liking gays was both counterculture normal, and culturally normal.
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>>738391690
>>738393526
These industry plants are getting more and more obvious
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>>738391690
My third eye says the game is gay, and I don't know why or how.
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The fucking low framerate characters are disgusting to look at.
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all these nostalgiabait games says a lot about the current state of SOCIETY
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This is one of those games that takes place in the 70s-90s but pretends that being outright gay/trans is completely normal and not something that anyone bats an eye at, isn't it?
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>>738408429
No. >>738399135
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>>738408429
70s-90s wasn't the fucking 1950s you zoomer
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>>738408538
What is this sperg trying to say?
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>>738399135
>there was a cutscene that might've implied the MC having feelings for the other girl
If you keep talking to your friends between major interactions it is one of the first things Cassandra says she had a dream where she banged Stacey. It is mostly played in a Yuri-esque way where young girls full of hormones would experiment but Stacey is so very lesbian coded it is hard to ignore.
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Didn't you used to be against this sellout licensing shit, Billy? Me and my mom heard a cover of Bullet with Butterfly Wings in the FF7 remake trailer. What the fuck happened to you? If you were going to be a douchefag you would have at least been based standing on those principles.
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>>738396859
yes the beloved millennial band DEVO
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>>738408568
Being gay was shocking and unusual but no one killed you for it unless you were in the South
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>>738408642
He needs every cent he can get to keep NWA running.
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>that art style
>10/10

I don't think so
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>>738393176
kinda crazy how gacha of all things is more based than whatever westerns devs tend to shit out
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>>738399474
How the fuck can an indie studio afford to feature all of these and more?
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>>738408761
If I didn't peer into the reply chain, I'd take this for some 4d bait right here.
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>>738408642
Despite all my rage I've got bills that gotta get paid
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>>738408642
Too busy wasting money on pro wrestling.
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>>738408605
I dunno, she delivers it in a very joking way that only makes it a lesbian thing if you reach really really hard.
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>>738393282
>le artsy slop
VI DE O GAYMES
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>>738391690
UNIVERSAL ACCLAIM
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>>738408642
I thought he was a chud. What's he doing in this supposably woke game?
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>>738408708
Nobody was killing you for it down here, either, but nobody was going to avoid calling you a faggot for it, either.
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>>738408975
???????
the thing on left is a female????????
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>>738408642
Shitty singer single-handedly ruined SP.
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>>738408642
He could be a Putin's body double and I wouldn't know.
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>>738409019
No, it's the guy in the game just younger. I'm suspecting there's some AI usage but I can't be too sure. Single mom and he turned out alright.
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>>738409005
They did it in Colorado
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Shepard
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>>738407175
Hopefully never. I was in middle school during that time. Only band I listened to from that era that doesn't make me cringe looking back is Deftones.
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>>738396475
A game that is actually a movie.
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>>738408939
>0 BulgeARYAN reviews
based
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>>738391690
>woke walking sim with shitty music gets a 10
Amazing "video game" industry you got there.
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You fags tend to cry in gacha threads about no one posting gameplay webms. Where is the gameplay here?
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>>738409127
He was killed because he was a junkie, not because he was gay.
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>there are no trannies in the game so it's not woke
If it looks woke, sounds woke, feels woke, then it's a woke game. Also, being rated 10/10 by IGN is a dead giveaway.
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>>738409329
Its made by the artful escape developers. There is barely any gameplay, because the game is a somewhat interactive music video.
I will watch on youtube if its not on gamepass, because artful escape was a decent album to play through.
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>>738398508
Its an album in video game format. Wouldn't spend money in it.
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Ignore this garbage and come home, white man.
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>mfw today's generation of kids listen to nothing but anime and video game music, they don't recognize a good soundtrack when they see one
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>>738409651
I dont have AGP so I will skip that one, but thanks for the recommendation none the less.
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>738409651
shit's trash gtfo fag
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>>738409651
>FLCL at home
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>>738393176
Welp. Thanks for confirming it's wokeslop.
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>>738391984
Where the fuck were the girls like this when I was young.
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>>738393176
HOLY SHIT GET A LOAD OF THIS FILTHY SUBMUNA TRANNY! Let me guess...YOU LOVE MARATHON AND PS5 GAMES!
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>>738409745
classic npc tranny that can't enjoy any game without self inserting
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>>738409651
>character design so bad the first ever mod made for the game fixes it
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>>738409434
Then why did one of the guys that killed him said him being gay was a huge part of why he did it?
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>>738393282
As a zoomer this has exactly 0 appeal. Looks like it was made for a by nostalgia fagging gen yers
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>>738409872
in the mental asylum where they belong
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>>738397259
I member
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>>738391690
>Millennial walking simulator gets a 10 from IGN
Holy fuck, this must be the wokest game yet.
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>>738409970
what's wrong with it?
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>>738410042
>dresses like no millennial ever has
>millennial walking simulator
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>>738410067
https://www.nexusmods.com/motorslice/mods/1
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>>738410067
shes got too many moles but its plot related because she dies at the end
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>/v/ bans uma threads
>immediately becomes IGN's personal onahole for them to shill on
fucking lol
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>>738409979
He did?
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>>738391690
If this game was exactly the same but all of the main characters looked like anime girls /v/ would call this GOTY
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>>738391690
Torrented this out of curiosity, has some cool "scene-mechanics" but game does run like absolute fucking piece of shit.
also it's 2-3h long at most, done half of it in 1h.
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>>738410301
and IGN would rate it 2/10
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>>738399474
Is this going to become the new anti-piracy meta for shitty walking sim games?
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>>738408114
Words have meanings, Anon
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>>738401723
>>738401151
>>738399629
>>738405661
you can't tell me these aren't paid shills
game about freedom and "fuck the system" praising copyright licensing of millionaires
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>>738391690
Oldfag here. Just finished it. The short version for no attention span kids.
1, Game is three hours long and features a minimal but varied and clever interactions so never gets boring. The music is great..
2, This is a game about the end of an idealized youth. You can call it nostalgia bait. I'm not sure young people can appreciate it as much as older ones.
3, The two friend characters are good (the smart stoner guy and the rebellious hottie of the town) but the main "girl" feels like the creators changed her gender in the last minute. Moves, talks and acts like a guy would (seriously she doesn't even shake her hips when running unlike the other girl) but her name/voice/tits makes her a girl... obviously.
I wouldn't call it 10/10 but it is very enjoyable. Played it in Game Pass, otherwise even $20 feels a bit too much but the hot girl kind of compensates for it.
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>>738396097
Smoking weed and skateboarding wasn't counterculture lmao. And skateboarders hated faggots.
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Oldfag here. Just finished it. I had a blast—a true return to form!
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>>738391690
>gone homo but with music tracks
>10/10 ign
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Think of the recent Grand Theft Auto music rights issues with the "Definitive Collection" and picture how this game will fair in the future for literally ANYTHING
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>>738408708
I never said they'd kill you. I'm simply pointing out how fags pretend that you could be openly gay with 0 friction back then. I grew up in a secular household in San Diego in the early 00s and even then you couldn't just be fucking gay and the world around you act like that's not fucking odd.
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I'm just glad americans lost everything that made the 80s and 90s good and are now as miserable as the rest of us
t. third worlder
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>>738410864
Fags literally had the fag scene and very small pockets of goth/punk communities, gays love the revisionism of "skaters/all punks and goths loved gay people"
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>>738410864
>And skateboarders hated faggots.
To be more specific, in my day at least, skaeboarders were cool with gay people but the "I don't talk about my sexuality every day" kinds. And you would be made fun of for it, like if you were short, fat, Mexican, whatever. If you were good at skating, if you were really cool, or if you could buy everyone beer then you'd still have the social status of the "cool guy in the group", but if you didn't the crowd could easily genuinely express fear or hesitation from you if you got physically close, saw one of them with less clothes, etc (like how boys in the locker room acted around openly gay people)
>EW DON'T LET THE FAGGOT SEE YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, HE'D PROBABLY JACK OFF TO YOU!
You wouldn't get queerbashed unless the group were more old fashioned metalheads or something.
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oldfag from 2022 here. not feeling too good upon this they/them kreatura la goblina being blasted in my chadly White face right after booting up the game. does it get any better /v/ros? oldfag over and out
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When are we gonna get a 90s coming-of-age game where the soundtrack is exclusively made up of very violent and misogynistic Memphis Rap tracks?
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>>738408859
I thought anybody could do a cover of anything as long as they paid licensing fees.
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>>738393282
>DEVO, Roxy Music, Lush, The Smashing Pumpkins, Iggy Pop, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Joy Division
>>738410002
>Gen Y
This playlist is specifically the type of thing you'd see on the Myspace pages of an early 2000's new wave/punk/crust/goth mashup friend group in HS (Gen X-ish), courtesy of Kazaa/Limewire or Dad's cool new XM radio. The HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE 80's!!!!!!!! nostalgiafagging started here as a reaction to 9/11 ending the cool 90's, and then all of a sudden, everyone's losing their shit over Hook and The Outsiders again

Now instead of 80's movies, a good chunk of old HS friends advertise their childhood abuse stories, meth brain dumps, single mom affirmations, quirk chungii infections, and bragging about failing small businesses, nostalgia/cocaine is a helluva drug. My class is on the verge of it's 20 year reunion, and everyone I've talked to says they're not going because it's being put together by all of the above, with one girl outright warning alumni that they're all skimming off the ticket costs. I think Facebook and social media in general has made the idea of reunions and underage nostalgia in general pretty overplayed when you can just grab an old picture, tag people, and boom - you are now reuinited and musing about old times
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>>738395880
leave it to western devs to create the most disgusting things ever
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>>738391690
>tumblr coded art style
>all characters are minorities and women
>reviewers like it
it's over
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This game man...
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>>738411645
Idk, I think it highlights the weird awkwardness of "fulfilling social norms" I remember the first time I made out with a chick there was a good 8-12 seconds of "where the hell is her tongue"
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>>738391690
>Life is strange but for zoomers
Nah pass
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>>738411190
It must be why the game's being aggressively showered with perfect 10/10s at launch. The devs need to immediately shift as many units as humanly possible.
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>>738411961
>zoomers
>90s music
Anon...
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Can't wait to see the center-right youtube not-news reporters going on about how this game is a waste of time and is Dustborn 2.0 or something.
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Can't wait to see the center-right youtube not-news reporters going on about how this game is a waste of time and is Dustborn 2.0 or something.
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It looks very autumnal so I probably won't pick it up until mid-October. Probably do a Halloween run of Night in the Woods, Costume Quest, and this.
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It looks very autumnal so I probably won't pick it up until mid-October. Probably do a Halloween run of Night in the Woods, Costume Quest, and this.
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>>738412360
>>738412297
>>738412383
OKAY!
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>>738391690
10 out of what? 1000?
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Oldfag here *salute*

Just finished this gemerald of a kino. All i can say is PRAISE KEK and TND
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Finished it. It was fun and really short, about ~3 hours which is short enough for this type of game really. Good soundtrack, some ok mini-games. No Bowie on it though, which I guess would've tanked their budget. One of my gripes is, being a game about curating a mixtape, you, the player, aren't allowed to do so and shape the mood of the game but I get that it's the protagonist's story and you're just meant to follow along. That level of granularity and choice would cause too much licensing issues. Story is so-so, it's every 80's and 90's high school and coming-of-age movie trope rolled into one movie length video game e.g. overbearing parents, drugs and booze are fun, characters aren't stereotyped to their high school roles a la the breakfast club etc. It's not worth the 9/10 and 10/10's its getting because it's tickling the reviewers nostalgia bone, it's more of a 7/10 at best. There's no woke stuff in it, that one anon above earlier saying the cutscene implying a lesbian thing is probably the closest there is, there's another where they hold hands but they're daydreaming and spacing out, but that's after her friend gives a compliment and it's more like a "You get me" type of look. There's more of an unrequited longing between the guy and the player character because they've been best friends for so long that maybe dating would ruin things that trope. It really is just a dumb and fun high-school/coming of age movie that's stuck in video game form. And for anyone interested, Swans only gets a mention, there's a Byrne Street and no NMH references (I think).
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Steam charts will be funny for this one.
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>>738403360
>Are all game reviewers in America from Oregon and Washington?
These places are the origins of what they THINK punk/grunge/crust was, entirely based on Tumblr picsets, memories of MTV/VH1, and memes of punk Veronica pointing at a sign

As of now, living somewhere like Olympia or Seattle will get you that experience, but places like Tacoma, Wenatchee, Spokane - home of Lucas Werner, the Valley's OTHER cow - Yakima, Chehalis, etc. exist, and can't stand what retards in those cities did to the state either, but despite being located in pretty locations, they're absolute dumps that ALSO absorbed two decades of California refugees, who are either going with the flow to escape, or trying to turn these places into CA Jr. because Spokane doesn't look like Irvine

The PNW doesn't deserve the population it's hosting, pop culture shit isn't even remotely the best part of WA, Wenatchee especially is cool, early man decided to give a miserable dustbowl the finger by damming-up a giant coulie with the Columbia, now it's a hot vacation spot where the vast majority of the fruit in the state is produced, but muh Cobain I guess
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>>738412360
>>738412383
>shill bot glitch
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We're losing altitude.
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>>738392851
>is giving
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Finished it. It was a blast and really short

Also it's DEFINITELY NOT WOKE just in case chudcels were getting any ideas of talking shit about it
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So it's just Night in the Woods but with ugly humans instead?
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>>738392919
>>738394581
How big is her elf dick?
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>>738413505
there are no shills in ba sing /v/
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>>738408810
That's the fun part, they CAN'T!
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>>738408810
billionaire pet project
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Would have been potentially interested if it was based in Australia, rather than looking like it's trying to cater to American memberberries.
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>>738397492
The criticism was that they weren't using cameras up to their client's standards.
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>>738393282
>licensed music
>no gameplay
This looks kinda shit.
Sure it sounds great, but I already have everything on the OST saved in my music folder.
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>>738391690
Artstyle is a red flag. How is the game itself?
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Just finished it. I have no idea why they made this a video game. There's no fail conditions or choices and it has less runtime than a single season of an animated show. The characters are all insufferable besides the guy character's mom.
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>>738414923
who are they even kidding lol
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To this day I still dont understand why /v/ loves life is strange
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>>738415390
Generic movie-game.
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>>738415390
It's literally a movie but with QTEs that are impossible to fail. There is ZERO reason this needed to be a "game" and only appeals to 40+ year old midlife crisis basedlennials.
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>>738404693
>everything you described
>"It's okay so far."
How starved for games are you dude. You described something that has all the enjoyment of a trip to the dentist.
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>>738391690
>mediocre film that wouldn't have made it unless it was released as a "game"
>critics eat it up because it looks "artsy" and uses a nostalgic soundtrack
>despite all that praise, barely pushes 1k players
Nice game dude.
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>PC sweats and the game still can't render reflections
the absolute state of bideo games
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>>738417769
>mediocre film that wouldn't have made it unless it was released as a "game"
\thread
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>>738399540
>lesbian race mixers
Yep, very common in the 90s.
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>>738415617
Max is cute
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>>738399474
Having copyrigthed music or IP characters from other holders is always 100% death sentence when the licence runs out.

This game will disapear fully after 1-2 years.
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>>738418615
This is exactly right. This game will pull a houdini in 3 years tops.
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>>738391690
I like these games and find this interesting
>UMMM WHY IT ISN'T A GAME
Because I never got to experience this sort of thing in my formulative years with actual friends who had memorable adventures. It's no different to me than playing as a dragon slaying knight. Something I will also never do in real life.
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>>738418873
Neither did the people who made the game
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>>738403360
>not a single mention of gameplay
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>>738419040
And Todd Howard never fought a dragon and Miyamoto never saved a sovereign of a state.
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>>738415390
>10/10 on ign
Spiritual successor to Gone Home
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>>738418873
A main selling point of these games is it gives you a facsimile of the experience. All you have to do is suspend that belief.
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I'm not gonna lie, some parts are getting me. (Un)surprisingly, nostalgia is a killing drug. I like the cute segments so far. Basically this review (>>738399135), except I like the Simon Says sequences to sync to the music.
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>>738391690
I have faggot, lesbian and tranny fatigue.
We need to start beating them up again.
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>the incessant screechings of DEI
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>>738419460
kek
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>>738397259

>Star Wars
>Gen X

What
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>>738409872
The lack of educational beatings have been a curse upon society.
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>>738391690
Post gameplay
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>>738419729
gameplay?
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>>738398248
>>738393282
IS THERE AN ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF COUNTRY AT THE START OF THE GAME?!
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>>738404406
Too big to fail was stuck in my head for a full week.
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>make glorified visual novel
>entire story is filler
Like I get the music shit, but you couldn't just make actual events that move the story along? It's like 80% pointless flashbacks
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>>738410847
>>738413315
>>738415513
Thank you for your sacrifice
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>>738417649
Okay means mediocre, even if people have forgotten what it means. It's a competently made game that you'll forget about by next month.
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The biggest offense of this game is that these wireless Koss headphones didn't exist in the 90s
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>>738397726
>if this is an indie game
Tell me how many indie games have licensed music.
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>>738394551
election tourist retard
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>>738419729
I’ll probably never play this game but that’s actually hilarious lmao.

I would give them a point for that. I think it’s subversive humor done right - prep for a sappy romantic scene and make it gross.
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>>738391690
The trailer look cute but it was like 4 years ago
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Okay it's good but it's an 8/10 tops.
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>>738421257
It's. Not. A. Videoganne.
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>"10/10 this game changed my life omg" -le journalist
>meanwhile the playercount doesn't even reach 2k on day 1
Every fucking time.
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>Ashens reference in 2026
I clapped!
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I really hate this kind of uncslop music so this game ain't for me.
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>>738391690
One thing I can fucking tell you is that I hate the faux-stop motion animation bullshit. The force 3fps Korean-shit garbage needs to die. Fuck this art style.
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>>738419721
Gameplay?
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>>738421662
its a western thing nigger it started with the spiderverse movie. kpop really mindbroke you niggers
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>>738397136
retard
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>>738421845
I don’t give a fuck. It needs to die.
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>>738421662
I mean it's a nostalgia game. Literally a 'picture-in-motion' setting. Is that too reaching to understand?
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>>738419112
Retard lmao
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I shantn't play the journoslop
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>>738418873
Dumb frogfaggot
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>>738399474
Based untill you release it exposes the game has literally no substance and it's just "NOSTALGIA BAIT" the game. Made for literal coonsoomer automatans.
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>>738391690
Uncslop: The Videogame

Garbage "videogame"
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>>738422475
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>>738403360
Pretentious theater kids larping as reviewers to feel more important than they really are, and IGN is full of them.
These games get perfect scores because they talk about some stupid bullshit about life and the human condition so they can be justified to start preaching about how games like this are "true art," meanwhile games like Mouse PI for hire get 6s because it's too videogame-y for them so they can't wax poetic about it.
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>>738423164
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>>738395081
Onirism sold well though
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>>738423376
I bet he chuckled to himself like a faggot after that weak comeback
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>>738422475
The game could use some garbage tbhq
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>>738423404
>peaked at 228 players
Anon...
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>>738423486
saying "i could beat you in PvP" sounds exactly like something someone who plays absolutely no games would say
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>>738395045
>With scores like that it'd have to be better than elder ring
Thats a low bar
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I didn’t skateboard in a rich pacific northwest city.

I did the other stuff though like the shopping cart with two girls, the vhs recording, the polaroids, sneaking out with the cop daughter.
If you don’t like the movie game it’s probably a generation gap.
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Video games were a mistake.
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Cool, another game to ignore and watch it get completely mogged by Crimson Desert.
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This game is a lot like deltarune if Toby’s parents didn’t divorce, were rich, and he didn’t spend his teen years living with an old gay dude.
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>2026
>woke indie movie games still haven’t evolved whatsoever from shit like Gone Home and Life is Strange
Isn’t that sad? Almost 15 years since this “genre” started and it’s still just walking with 0 gameplay and a plot about lesbians in Seattle. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a genre of games literally not change like at all even in the slightest over the course of 15 years except for this trash. Not even the ridiculously high review scores because the studio head is friends with everyone in the journo scene has changed
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>450+ posts of sour grapes over a nostalgic simulation of experiences /v/ never had
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>>738425096
I keep playing these types of games and slice of life VNs precisely because I want to pretend I had those experiences
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>>738403360
If you spend one week in the PNW in nature, you'll never want to leave.
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>>738391690
Of course IGN rates this troonslop a 10.
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Mini Master has no games
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>>738425261
Okay saar.
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>>738425286
Stop calling it troonslop!! It's a complex and well constructed game, chud!!
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Turn off the music and you will realize this game has nothing going on for it xD
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>>738426252
Well, yeah, turn off the music in any game and suddenly it'll become awkward as fuck
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>>738395880
They forgot to model the glue that sticks out from under the braces that is used to stick them to your teeth btw.
Clearly they went for hyper realistic gross out thing here, so how could they miss that one important bit of detail such as the glue under the braces?
This is very immersion breaking and unrealistic to see.
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>>738419729
>>738413425
As a 30 something kiseless virgin I can’t really relate to the kind of youth experience they’re presenting
But can it allow me live through it vicariously?
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No one got away with this much as teenagers even in the 1990s
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>>738427235
Girls did
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are you guys liking it so far? I'm only 33 minutes in, but this feels like a visual novel without dialogue options. the main girls cute and I like the artstyle/music, but i didn't grow up during this period, so nostalgia being its main focus, isn't really working on me.
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>>738427323
This period didn’t exist. Everyone listened to hip hop.
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>>738427367
The protagonist is supposed to be an obscure music obsessed weirdo. Rap would be too mainstream.
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>>738427452
She would have just listened to deepcut 80’s hip hop.
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>>738427452
i could see here having some run dmc. seems like she's obsessed with the music matching the vibe more than anything
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>>738425261
Moege at least looks visually appealing and you get h scenes
This shit is ugly as fuck and super gay
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rockford having that heavy california skater accent more than the other 2, is throwing me off.
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>>738393925
The world is a big place, 4chan is and always has been a melting pot (which is why a large portion is actually against multiculturalism) not everyone shares your opinion and to expect people to; only shows you yourself as an outsider who does not belong here.
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>>738420875
Is that really the best you faggots can do? This isn't Reddit. Go back.
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>>738399474
>white woman simulator
I won't buy your game
>mantaining artistic integrity and shitting on streamers
I will now buy your game
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>>738423164
Pretentious theater kids makes up most of the US AAA industry as well.
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>>738391690
>brown man
>TWO fishhead wives
wow!
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the music and art direction scratches that itch the og life is strange left on me, but this isn't even a game
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>>738427323
Cassandra has nice tits
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>>738394551
holy shit those replies are actually so blatantly retarded
someone kill those retarded fag shills
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>>738404285
Because I was Alive in the 80s you faggot.
There's a reason why faggot is the most common insult on the largely millennial board.
The rise of AIDS epidemic absolutely destroyed any acceptance of homosexuals outside of San Francisco.
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>high reviews everywhere
>the game part of the game is completely fucking bland
Is this yet-another project being propped up by someone else's money that every journo is bending the knee to?
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>>738393282
>devo
HOLY
FUCKING
BASED
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>>738397259
>remember STAR WARS
Man, where the fuck is that quanticDream Star Wars at anyways? I want my David Cage Chringekino.
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i think i'd be more interested in a game of stacey following her dreams of being a music supervisor in new york desu
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>>738399474
>devs told streamers to fuck off
wtf I love this mid game now
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>>738406332
>Horseshoe theory
The brainlet's attempt to reconcile observed reality with the propaganda they've been fed.
There's a reason why the Nazis called themselves socialists. They were not right wing, The new left political movement sought to distance themselves from the Nazis as much as possible by foisting it upon the right in order to save their sacred cow in Socialism.
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>>738391690
It looks boring but I dislike coming of age slop anyway.
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>>738391690
At this point they are trolling, which is funny as fuck, based IGN has my blessing.
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>>738391690
I am watching this review and got to say its got really good art, its nostalgic without being "look at me ima 90s" but it feels like a original vision just simply set in a time period I miss. The shopping cart race is so beautifully shot. I cannot have a 10/10 be a 3 hour campaign that seems wrong. It may as well be a movie, so if its going to be a 10 it needs to be Best Picture Oscar and I don't think it is. I might actually buy this. Just whenever I want to feel like a teen again.
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>>738393282
calling it now part of their history is the dude's relationships with the two girls which ends with them finding out through him that they're lesbian so they dump him but they're still friends (and he's okay with that because he's a better man)
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GONE HOME 2 BABY
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>>738393282
>game flops because zoomies and gen a literally cannot understand or relate to this
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>>738428959
more like game flops because its not really a game.
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pozzed woke tranny game
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>bro the art direction
>its just unreal engine
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>>738392369
>spotifyslop link
link youtube or dont link at all
imagine paying for music
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>>738393656
Yeah of course it will because gamers are the shittiest people on the planet famous for being unemployed as a bitch, if we had more money we could throw it at something just because a game is well made and has a great story. Every game has to appeal to people who need a 150 hour experience because last year I made 700 dollars and I got to make it last a year.

>>738394537
Republicans really mindraped a lot of people.

>>738399135
Who cares if a girl is a lesbian can guys just go back from Catholic Church and back to "lesbins are hawt I hope they kiss"? I hate this cringe filtering shit you guys always do.

>>738419545
It came out in 1977 bro
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>>738428869
Its hard to play this game because the reason we would get girls drunk was to get them naked and fuck them. They just keep talking about sex and drugs but nobody has sex.
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I get tranny vibes from this game
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>>738422787
>born in, but too late to be a teenager in the 90s
>the nebulous, constantly changing midwest childhood of late80s/early 90s handmedowns and stuff before my time mixing with the new technological advances of the 2000s and
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>>738429107
god damn I hate this lightning that incompetent devs use
its propably the ue5 default lightning that they couldnt be assed to touch
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i was born in 99, so playing this just feels like nostalgia ntr. born in the 90s but never got to experience it
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>>738429294
zoomer begone
this site is for 35+
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>>738429336
wheres my nostalgia bait game with fucking pitbull and three days grace
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>>738423606
i love it, it sounds like the shit on those cringe gaming tshirts
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>>738429149
>Republicans
Except all the social justice garbage and division came about after Obama was elected and Democrats overwhelmingly controlled the media.

Shit you faggots are pointing out and revelling in the fact that your were "counterculture" in the 90s.
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>>738429294
It's not like a switch got flipped once y2k hit and it suddenly stopped being the 90s.
I was born in 97 and I still ended up growing up with a bunch of 80s and 90s media and people were still engaging in activities that are attributed more to the 90s. Guess it also depends on what kind of parents you've got as well and what you were doing as a kid.
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these guys put negros everywhere. framed photos, as background props, posters, the main cast. ebin
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>>738429391
Just wait, creative bankruptcy assures that it's coming. We're at the early 00s stage with the revival of the EDM/Techno/Rave scene being prime nostalgia bait at the moment.

With projects such as this trying to squeeze the last drops of 90s nostalgia from aging millennials.
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>>738429709
>Racism so honed he notices a black guy in the dark
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>>738429273
it's baked ue4 lighting surprisingly, though the game still performs poorly
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its weird seeing the characters move in that 12 frames spider-verse shit, but everything else being being at like 30
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I was expecting player choice stuff, but it's warioware
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>>738419404
based, the mental illness cult has gone too far. just look at this fucking website with tranny jannies banning people just for talking shit about them.
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>>738399540
>safe lowkey lgbt shit already
typical, if this gets a sequel then the leftwingtardation will be out on full force. Nope they can fuck right off.
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>>738391690
This feels like another case of astroturfing.
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>Put a bunch of boomer music in the visual novel
>10/10 everywhere
lmao
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giving shit games 10/10 to try and save the studio's tranny workers from being jobless



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