Mr. Wright, your opening statement.
>>738392719So, Israel.
Nigger
NIGGER
>>738392719Is soup a drink or not? Is lava a liquid?
Your honor, my client is white. He is clearly innocent.
Perchance
Statement.
>>738392719statement
>>738392719jury nullification
>>738392719Your honor, this is a black thing isn't it?
>>738392719Objection, you are bald and you don't have a basic human right to command me like that.
>>738392719sex with franziska, lana, ema and pearl (mia form) while maya watches
>>738392719Your honor, OP may be a faggot, but he always was one. So there is no way he murdered the janny.
>>738392719Your honour... This is a black thing, isn't it?
>>738392719Your Honor, do I really have to cross-examine a parrot?
>>738393705Thena my wife is mine
>>738393938made for /ss/
Your honor your errrrection SUCKS
>>738392719Your Honor, when is your retirement? We desperately need a new judge.
>>738392719Your Honor, I simply cannot believe that my client is responsible for this murder. After all, why would somebody shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
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>>738392719Your Honor, the Defense would like to ask for permission to laugh at just how badly the Police and Prosecution fucked up this investigation..........again.
Your Honor, it's clear that the victim was in a panic moments before she was killed. As seen by the photo of the victim, she was stressing over the wristwatch she was wearing. Unable to activate the gravity manipulation device installed into it in time, she was unable to do anything but freeze up in terror as the culprit lashed out at her? The method of killing you might ask? Well, if we turn our attention to the empty food bowl on the floor, it is clear that the culprit trained a ferocious beast. After all, the easiest way to detach yourself from killing is by making someone, or something, do it for you. The culprit trained a bloodthirsty lion and set it upon our victim. If we take a recess, we should be able to catch up to the circus in town with the lion in question.
>>738392719Your Honor, I would like to make it a matter of Court Record that Lotta Hart is still hiding Photos from the Court and also, I hate her.
>>738392719That's the point where you realize Wright never gave opening statements, and apparently the judge doesn't ask the defense for one.
>>738392719Your Honor, there is NO WAY a cat could stand on two legs and dance like that! The video has to be fake!
>>738393938Can I have sex with your wife?
>>738392719He never said this.
>>738392719Your Honor, the defense can prove the defendant didn't do it, and we wish to provide an alternate theory involving her attorney, which would be me.
>>738392719Your Honor, my hemorrhoids...
>>738392719Opening statement.
*ahem*someBODY
>>738392719Your honor, this case is not about whether or not OP is a faggot, as we have conceded this point in the agreed upon facts of the matter present. What is in contention is whether his faggotry has resulted in the undue harm towards the citizens of this board.
>>738392779DEATH
>>738392719your honor, this case is as clear as it can possibly be! my client could not have done it, for my client is white and crimes are only committed by black people!>the judge gets blown out of his seat
Hold it!Sir, the defendant was born in Chinatown. How could he be white when he is in fact Asian, the other dark meat! His guilt is still up for trial!
Your honor, my client is Jewish. I'm Jewish.We motion to dismiss all charges.
Your Honor, I have a magical loli.
>>738398964>Not also immediately suing for anti-semitismYour Honor, this man is clearly not a real jew.
>>738392719I hate niggers your honor
Turnabout Corner can't happen soon enough.
>>738392719I don't know why wr are even here because everyone knows that Enoshima Junko is the culprit.
>>738402202Well the trial is to decide her sentence.
>>738392719
>>738393592Objection, denied, ignored and rubbed against my balls
>>738402345inserting as the shota is demanding to be dommed, which is gay
I forget how good the Allegro themes are. Especially T&T(2004)
I always thought Godot was cringe and his theme is overused
>>738404779Him trying to be all smooth and suave about drinking coffee is funny though.
>>738392719Your Honor.... Maya Fey is GUILTY!
>>738399910Mr Wright, we all have magical lolis here in the courthouse. You have two, the police have one, Mr. Edgeworth has one, even I have one. Have you ever noticed the court stenographer documenting every one of our cases? You haven't, because she is so short that you can't see her behind the bench. How you think anything gets done around here, Mr. Wright? Child labor.
>>738405094Tell me AO/v/ did a case where the defense eventually tries to indict the steno
>>738404779I thought he was cool as shit but he turned out to be a turbo retard. Insane Mia was just cool with him killing her mother and almost killing her sister and cousin out of a grudge for Dhalia
What if Maya Fey got so sweaty that she appeared soaked through her clothes...
>>738405241idk if Mia was alright with that, but her older version is surprisingly calm.Young Mia would have fucking murdered him though.
Maya Fey in jail
>>738405545By me
>>738392719Check this out and that is all
>>738405545Sorry, I don't have my badge this time
>>738405621To this day I'm still not sure why we need that to be in the court record at all times.Unless it gets stolen by a circus monkey or some shit.
>>738405545>she's gonna sit down
>>738405545BEEBEE BEEBEE BEEBEE BEEBEE
>>738405686There are actual times where you need to present it, don't remember when exactly tho. Might be in 3
>>738405241Ghost Mia is a very calm personShe was also protecting Morgan despite knowing Morgan tried to frame Maya for murder
>>738392719I may not have a big BUTT like my worthy adversary, Miles Edgeworth
>>738395138Y'all never asked for them! Besides I needed to save somethin' exclusive-like for my 'zine, y'know...
>>738405759Would you please sit down?
>>738406080HEY!You let that damn girl out of there or I'm gonna sit down.>(wooo!)Your grand prosecutors are gonna need grand prosecutor lawyers!>(wooo[)
I CAN'T BREATHEI CAN'T BREATHE
>>738392719Your honor, league of legends.
Phoenix died a virgin
>>738406374Until Pearl transformed into Mia prevented that
What's with ace attorney and fesh pince posting lately?
>>738406374Maya is despised by the AA creators who want nothing more than to kick her out and firmly replace her with a character they prefer writing for. That's the only reason Phoenix and Maya never became a couple and when Maya came back they just had her act like a weird misremembered version of herself (almost like they want us to not find her interesting...).
Kay FaradayLay Everyday
>>738406374Purely by choice I feel.He was surrounded with young girls, he dated not!Dahlia, Maggey was all over him in 2-1, Trucy's mother is right there, and I'm sure there were a few more.
>>738406707>Maya is despised by the AA creatorsWut. Takumi loves Maya, he even RPs as her(and Phoenix) in his blog.
Your Honor,Leauge of Legends
>>738406261I'm Henry Furth
>>738392719Your honor, my client is a demon.
Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton?
>>738392719>Your honor, the plaintiff is a nigger. I rest my case.
>>738393705Sex with Maya (Mia form) while Pearl watches. Closely.
>>738406970Wonder how the real Ini was like.Probably just a silly and nice airhead with strange hobbies.
>>738407037Her personality was like Cammy except she wasn't faking it
https://objection.lol/objection/897953
>>738406330>>738406846
>>738407091Cammy is still a bit of a cunt though.If Mimi's LARP is accurate enough, then Ini is supposedly just nice but kinda retarded.
>>738407238She's more of a "too stupid to live" retard than a harmless retard, considering she let 14 patients die
>>738405226Please tell me the attorney's badge is the final piece of evidence to get the villain to break down at least once. I don't care what mental gymnastics were needed.
>>738407462No, wait. I'm the one who's retarded. Mimi is the one who let the patients die
>>738407462That's Mimi.Ini never worked as a nurse at all, I'm going to guess she was genuinely into "parapsychology" since Mimi says that was her thing and she hated having to larp that shit.
Your Honor, motion to dismiss Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice as canon.
>>738406291That horrible horrible moment when you realize that he's literally Larry if he had gotten his act together.
>>738407764I wish, but AJ did more damage to be fair, you are still left with the timeskip and hobo Phoenix.
What is stopping The Phantom from just disguising as a prison warden and leaving?
>>738405545give her the death penalty
>>738407885You're expecting too much from Yamazaki
39 days until Turnabout Corner.
>>738398964
>>738406917The bailiffs believed it.The holding guards believed it.You're not going to tell me they're stupid, are you?
>>738407037Speaking of Ini(Mimi), just noticed that Phoenix clocks her in instantly.If you present random evidence to her, very first meeting, he straight says this.
As someone who hated AJ and somewhat liked Dual Destinies, what are the chances of me liking Spirit of Justice?
>>738408049>Someone threatens to kill his daughter>He rips off his shirt and starts bodyslamming people>This actually solved the problemIt's so good to see other mayors following Mike Haggar's example.
>>738408181Phoenix is smarter than the fanbase gives him credit for.>>738408227>somewhat liked Dual DestiniesYou'll like Spirit of Justice guaranteed.
SEX.
>>738392719your Honor, i HATE niggers.
>>738407867In general the best step forward for the series would've been."New Lawyer who's working under Attorney Wright a year or so after 3-5" In general the only reason why the time skip exists is to justify having 8 year old and 15 year old Trucy.>>738408181Phoenix also knows that Dahila isn't the one he remembers once she drops the act, he's unironically not as dumb as people think he is.>>738408227You'll enjoy SoJ.
>>738392719That sleepy chick from Investigations 1 was hot as fuck and yet I can't even find AI porn of her. Your Honor, I be.lieve that is a worse crime, and much more pressing con, then whatever this trial is about.
>>738392719League of Legends
>>738408359Pull your pants up
>>738408318>>738408406>Phoenix is smarter than the fanbase gives him credit for.I know. Phoenix's only real weakspot is that he gets ahead of himself a lot in court, and doesn't bother checking if what he figured out is actually consistent with the court record.Like here he straight figured out the entire plot twist in 2-1 on day 1 as soon he spoke to Ini, but good luck trying to argue that during a trial.
>>738408359Pull your sock up.
>>7384085632-2*I forgot the tutorial case is real.
>>738408359Pull your shirt up!
>>738408704There's barely anything worth showing under there...
>>738407867>AJ did more damagenot even remotely
>>738409275Where do I even begin...>Phoenix loses his badge, Maya nowhere to be seen, apparently Edgeworth didn't get involved into this(despite being the same guy who took an international flight as soon as he heard what happened in 3-5)>Wright's law office turns into the "anything agency">the climax is the introduction of a juror system, unless ignored like DD does, it would change how the trials actually go from now on>Ema existing makes Rise from the Ashes canon>Gumshoe still MIA
>>738409275AJ was extremely safe and by the numbers formula wise, which was at odds with the attempted goal of "make new cast" Except there isn't really room for any of these new characters to grow out from here since what little developer they got in 4 was subdued, Also revolving the plot around the previous lead was the opposite of what should've been done, to put it in another context "If you write a sequel with a new cast, and the main plot and mystery revolves around what happened to the old cast, you've doomed the new cast."Alternatively It's more or less The Force Awakens, far from a bad movie on it's own, but it's extremely safe, retrending old grounds and tropes intentionally, while trying to introduce new characters that are overshadowed by the old characters since the main plot is "where is Luke Skywalker", While the Last Jedi and by extension, DD, is the point of no return where nothing could've been fixed fully and while I'd say these are worst products, they're mostly sins of what came before them.Or you can blame the Layton crossover for taking Takumi off the main series for years because Level 5 can't release a game to save it's life on time and capcom figured "eh the B team can figure something else, put them on the job"One last rambling is "the 4th game just sadly didn't really commit to changing up the stale formula enough while also not fully committing to its new cast while making sure barely anything of the old cast remained" I'd say it's somewhere in the middle of my series ranking chart, but it's bland cast of cardboard cutouts, while not hateable, aren't enough to carry on a new legacy that was still in the shadows of the previous one.
>>738409781>surface level bullshitlet me guess, the only issue you had with the last of us 2 is wah they killed the protagonist i liked him, or that the only issue with the mass effect trilogy is 3s ending?ita about quality of writing, and in this case animation. AJ still has the classic 2d look with fun and endearing animations, like mafia woman who glares at you.DD and SoJ went into full on animation and voice acting, making athena and the entire feel a generic anime while trashing the unique look and feel they already had.the first 2 cases and to some extent the 4 case are good. the third case drags on and gets boring and the 4th case isnt greatvat points. but even those 2 are less egregious than anything going on in DD or SOJ. beyond the animation and VA, the writing is just god awful. it was written by people way less talented than takumi and its immediately apparent. by the time you reach the mock trial case at the academy the experience and writing is so miserable you dont even want to play it anymore. the clever writing and unique scenarios of the other games is gone in favor of the most generic japanese tropes and not even done well at that.apollo, trucy, and klavier are no one faborite charavters, but theyre decent and feel like classic AA. athena, the new prosecutors, and every new character in DD and SoJ are horrible and do not fit at all.the obly half decent cases were the dlc orca case and the caee on trucys stage show
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>>738410103Formula-wise maybe, but it did mess up with the plot.If you wanted to do a sequel to it but without ending up with another DD, you would either need to either go all the way into "it's up to the new generation now" which means working with the new characters introduced while leaving Phoenix as the shadowy mentor figure - or have Apollo slowly but surely figure out other things that have happened in these 7 years, while re-introducing the older characters such as Maya right next. Could still throw Athena in if you really wanted to but I feel like it would be more fair to her if she was a character acting in parallel or got a game fully about her once Apollo is done with his own plot.>>738410374Bold of you implying I played TLOU, let alone TLOU2.Anyways, I was only talking about the plot direction myself. Otherwise AJ has a lot more issues still, and none of them have to do with the animation.
>>738410548ask me how I know english isnt your first language
You have already taken everything from me. I seriously have absolutely nothing to live for and I do not really value my life on it's own. I have no idea what you people are conveying, but only regard that every single person in this world hates me more than anything.Just end me.
>>738410853Being retarded and assuming too much from the lack of proofreading, I would guess.
>>738406970nough
>>738392719Your Honor, with your permission, I'd like to dabble in a bit of supernatural bullshit in order to prove my client's innocence.
If there is one thing AA does exceptionally well and not many people give credit for, that's how it manages to compress enough information in the court record without dropping text walls and through the clever use of visual clues.It doesn't always work though, at times you need to rely purely on your memory about what was said on a specific piece of evidence, and other times a contradiction only really exists after you read the press convo and it happens to point out at something more specific.
I just finished Investigations 1 and besides going on for way too long, I have another problem with the final case. Why did the smuggling ring send Calisto/Shih-na to go be Cece Yew’s fake crying sister in court all those years ago? I get that she was a spy in yatagarasu, but that group was formed after she appeared at the trial because she met the other members and they decided to seek justice. So really there was no reason for her to be sent there in the first place, unless the ring just wanted to send a fake sister there for fun or to create their own worst enemy on purpose for no reason. From what I remember I don’t even think she was like a planted witness in the KG-8 trial, I’m pretty sure she just cried in the gallery.
>>738407994Yamazaki was behind AAI and AAI2 and most of those two games were kino. I think his type of writing mysteries and cases is just bad when applied to the regular courtroom battles of the regular series
>>738408359
>>738410548Yeah it messes with things, there's so many better ways it could've been handled but in the end it's a heavily compromised game, and you can see this at it's best with PerceiveIt sure is cool that Apollo can tell if your lying if your nose hairs twitch but it doesn't really matter as long as the witness doesn't have a mental breakdown, then the entire mechanic is meaningless, and this isn't something I made up either, it's something the game's script itself points out where in 4-4 Kristoph points out after his section "Bro literally only you can see this, I have no idea what your talking about and nobody else does as well" and the only reason why it works is because of the jury system, except that wasn't a thing in the past 3 cases, which makes that when it does work just kinda look stupid where the main character has a stupid power that slows down the game that you can't lose in, and the only reason why it works before the jury system is because everyone's retarded, this is not good writing, you can tell they really wanted to push the new system, but it was at the expense of everything else.
>>738411537Takumi is a better mystery writer in general, and to be fair he made the AA format himself to fit his own cases, so there's that.Something about Yamazaki's writing doesn't click with me, even in AAI. Doesn't help that he wants his plots to be all about grand conspiracies where all episodes end up connected.
>>738411795Could have just done what PW trilogy did with psyche locks(they only exist out of court) but I guess the idea was specifically to add a new trial mechanic.
>>738408359SEX and starting a family with
>>738411801While True, you can't in good faith say that when the entirety of GAA's two games is about a bigger conspiracy than anything in Yamazaki's.>>738411910I guess so because lord knows the investigations had their mechanics stripped down in 4 by removing the magatama until the last case that still hand holds you so they felt like they had to "replace" it with something for court sections.
>>738407764Spirit of Justice is up there with T&T and AAI2 and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>738412371No one was pretending bro. SoJ is only better than DD, and AJ doesn't actually do much after 4-1, so you are left with SoJ carrying the climax of the "AJ trilogy"(lol)
>>738411801I think the main problem is that Yamazaki tries to have a twist in every testimony but Takumi was content to have testimonies whose entire purpose is just to set up another testimony.This philosophy works in Investigations where the game is about a live investigation where the case can indeed reasonably change from testimony to testimony, and investigations and confrontations are less seperate then in mainline.I also think this is why in the 3DS games you have irrelevant testimonies that result in that one meme scenario where the defendant couldn't have possibly done it but you didn't prove the witness is lying so you get a guilty verdict. This works better in AAI where Edgeworth is just trying not to get kicked off the investigation
overruled
>>738413098>nobody but Kay questioned her getting pregnant at 13What did they mean by that?
>>738413249She was already pregnant with Edgey's child in AAI2
>>738413098>one day it's 2014, playing the fan-translation and you're calling Courtney mommy>the next day you're 3 years older than her when the game finally came out
>>738392719Basketballs don't hold grudges
>>738406734Did she manage to steal Edgeworth's virginity?
>>738411801Takumi's mysteries outside the more simplistic setups are largely bad and mostly carried by heavy doses of emotional drama. Like he invented an entire doppelganger scenario in 4-3 to explain why Apollo's stupid bitch mom is in the vents but the existence of a perfect doppelganger that can't even be deduced by two people with magic perception powers means there's no reason for her to be running across the arena at all, she would just be on standby on the lowered tower. And that's only one example, nevermind Misty and Iris psychotically going along with Godot for no reason or all the aids shit in GAA
>>738408227That depends, did you hate AJ because of Apollo or did you hate AJ because Apollo didn't get any spotlight. SoJ makes him the main character basically.
>>738392719Your Honor, I cast Death on the witness!
Is Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright any good? I rarely hear people talking about it
>>738416854>Is Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright any good?It's okay, your mileage may vary.>I rarely hear people talking about itHere's why:>3DS exclusive>released in Japan 14 years ago>not intended to be localised, got localised and released outside of Japan 2 years later>Capcom and Level-5 pretend it does not exist>Capcom released a video about the AA series, where Ghost Trick gets mentioned and PLvsPW does not (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB0Ethu40G0)
>>738416854It's ok. Best for the fanservice, it's a good Layton game and a wonky AA game. Maybe 60% Layton, 40% AA. If you have played Layton you are already familiar with how those plot twists often transpire, but spirit mediums and magatamas alone won't prepare you for this.
>>7384157764-3 is just terrible on all fronts.His other cases are fine except arguably 3-5 too.>>738412797And yes, Takumi prefers to do a more typical mystery format where you plant the clues and smaller contradiction first, and then reveal how they were leading into a certain conclusion.It's not exactly a very unique style, merely more accurate to the literary counterpart that he was trying to implement in vidya format.
Where the fuck is the next game Capcom? I've been shitposting in AA threads for over 15 years now, I've earned this.Anyway you faggots better have played GAA by now, they're kino.
>>738419457I played the first, but it dragged on for so long that I've been dreading starting out the second. I feel like this has been an issue in the last couple games.
>>738420120Dialog is more wordy in both GAA games, but GAA2 has way stronger cases and moves the plot along since everything's already been established.G2-3 into G2-5 is the best sequence of cases in the entire series.
>>738415776>or all the aids shit in GAASuch as?
>>738400121>>738408370
>>738421047Ehhhh I'll say that the first three cases of that game are better than the last two cases personally.
>>738392719>>738392779
>>738402345Shota is cringe
maya doesn't deserve shit
>>738421651The first two cases are so tedious and boring and filled with stupid shit like the coin steak they've spawned hundreds of "should I keep playing this" threads onlineOlive Green is walking in two entirely different directions depending on the case you're playing. That's bad. Instead of setting up any sort of reason why she'd be in the apartment the game obsesses over a torn piece of paper and when the case is over she goes "oh I was listening to Soseki in the cafe talk about choking to death, oh my boyfriend taught me the super secret trick to breaking into moonman's apartment building, oh I also just happened to find where Shamspeare kept his shit and instantly knew how he was suffocating Soseki."Instead of establishing any sort of satisfying connective thread in 2-3's motive Naruhodo points to a random ledger and goes "look how weird this number is!!! Too many scalpels!!!" and this somehow means the killer was connected to the Assman. The game also acts like Maya is kidnapped when Naruhodo is asked to defend the retarded scientist's retarded theory or his retarded lifeNo one notices a giant hulking oriental bearded man in a badly fitting ginger wig buy literally 100 firecrackers and walk into the scene of a crime. GAA2 uses the "fake autopsy report" card 3 fucking times in 2 cases. It uses Amnesia twice as well, both in incredibly pathetic ways compared to AAI2. Notice how I didn't even need to mention holograms to get this far
>>738429232Holograms blow because they aren't set up at all so they come off as an random ass pull to make sure that1. Sherlock can be involved in the final case somehow.2. To make sure Ryu can beat the villain and get a good ending, because Temu Gant was going to get off scott free until this moment.It kinda sucks even if you ignore that the tech is unrealistic.
Nice "evidence", too bad it doesn't corroborate with the>UPDATED>AUTOPSY>REPORT
>>738429907It's funny because the hologram is an insane solution to a problem that never needed to exist. For 1 having the judiciary go "OH YEAH WE LOVE SECRET MURDERS" was an asspull in and of itself to arbitrarily extend the trial and 2 it would've been trivial to just have Sherlock and the Queen disguised as 2 jurors. But they couldn't do that because they got bored of the gimmick halfway through 2 kek
>>738430504the WE LOVE SECRET MURDERS part is funny as well because Stronghart's entire motivation for doing everything the way he did was "NOBODY WOULD SIDE WITH ME IF THEY KNEW THE TRUTH, SO I HAD TO DO IT LIKE THIS" but no actually everyone around him was actually totally cool and onboard with it and he just...never asked them.and it still would've worked out for him somehow if it wasn't for Sherlock saving the day again, It's pretty much an issue with anything takumi's written after 3 where the main character isn't allowed to be the deciding factor in saving the day and it's kinda an anti climax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLtzOZe1vZIYou know everything will be okay when this plays
ballistics are fingerprint for guns :)
>>738408359please tell me she isn't wearing her bottom on the witness stand
>>738434009Render me with a guilty verdict already, your honor, because I am gonna RAPE HER!!!!!!!!
