Gentlemen behold, my entire Playstation 5 game library!
W-where are they?
HOLY SHIT PCFAGS FUCKING MOGGED
>>738393880>99% of which are available and perform better on PC
>>738393880>99% of which are available and perform better on Switch 2
>>738393623I was thinking about getting a PS5 to play GTA6 because it'll probably be two years before JewStar does the port, but the numbers seem fucked>$900 for the PS5 Pro>$80 for the Disc Drive>probably $80 for the cheapest GTA6 version>already over $1k>wow, that's a lot. But maybe there are some exclusives that make it worth it.>Astrobot, Ghost of Wokei, HZD Remaster, Marvel Spiderman slop, Returnal/Saros, Death Stranding 2, and some other no name games>mfwI'll miss being there for the start of GTA6 Online where everyone is equal and people are finding exploits and shit, but I think when the PC version launches, that one is separate from the console Online, so maybe it won't be so bad.
Nah it would go something like:Dr. Weird: Gentlemen I bring you a console that plays all videogames! Steve: Whoa really? All videogames?Dr. Weird: Yes! Regardless of time or company! Hahahahaha! Steve: So should I put in a game now?Dr. Weird: Go ahead...Then the console attacks them both and it cuts to the intro.
>>738394305>GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU...PS5!>gee I dunno man, I mean after last time...>THIS TIME...SHALL BE DIFFERENT!
>>738393623damn one game less than the ps4
>>738394912>the ps5 is just a pile of corn>sony fans dont care and buy it anywayI can see it.
>>738393623sad part its all consoles now...
>>738395417What's confusing is now Sony is planning to walk back doing PC ports so the PS5 exclusives would actually stay exclusive?
>>738395574Concord and PS5 pro tax, they finally realized how much money they just wasted in such a short amount of time.
>nyuh, Doctor Weird there's a package coming through the tube. The computer says it's from a guy called Drunk-Man?
>>738396441I wouldn't be surprised if Marathon has now wasted more of Sony's money than Concord did, even if you exclude the cost of buying Bungie. Sony's financial presentation tonight should be a lot of fun.
>>738393880>99% of which are just trash and you're better off touching grass
>DW: GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! MY PS4 COLLECTION!>S: Err...(stares as a disembodied black arm falls bloodily from the pile of games to the floor. It tries to crawl away.)>DW: (picks up the arm) I TOLD YOU TO GIVE THEM BACK, TYRONE! MWAHAHAHA!>S: (Stares blankly at the camera)MY NAME IS
