What game, /v/?
The Last of Us
>>738393872Eu5
>>738393872Spyro
>>738393872Bloodlines 2
How does that even happen? You're literally watching them make your sandwich.
>>738393872FF7
poe2
>>738393872Star Fox series
do yall niggas really go out for sandwiches? i occasionally order a pizza, but besides that, everything i eat comes from the supermarket
>>738394192Congrats, you're so superior.
Megaman X 5-8
>>738394192Fuck off Steve Albini; you're dead.
>>738393872>>738394113It’s far more likely that the spic can barely speak a word of English on top of being incoherent even in his own language.As someone who worked in a sandwich shop when I was younger, if we messed up an order it was priority that we lock in and make sure we get it right the second time.4 times it has to be a communication issue
>>738394192Sometimes I'll get toast at a cafe
What kinda sandwich did he order?
>>738394223i mean just make your own sandwich nigga. it's literally the simplest shit. subway slop isnt good for u
>>738394113Maybe his accent is unintelligible and they're not smart enough to point at the ingredients and wait for him to nod yes/no.Or he's insanely picky about the the amounts of each topping and throws a shitfit if it's slightly off? Idk I can only imagine it's his fault if it's four fucking times
>>738394113I’ve seen it happen many times at work. The beauty of diversity is an Indian who can’t speak English talking, in English, to a Honduran who can’t speak English, answering in English.
>>738394323Meatball marinara no sauce though.
>>738393872paper mario starting from super
>>738394336That's great. And?
>>738393872every Halo post-Bungie
>>738394357I was making quesadillas at home once and asked if my mom wanted one, she asked for one with no cheese
>>738394323uno perro ehhhh uno tomatoe de agua... senor... eeeh sahlad en olive... pero... uhhh... tostada por favor....
>>738394113>melanin enriched teen asks what you want on it>list the three (3) things i want on it loud and clear>fumbles with their gloves for uncomfortably long and says "HUH">list the three (3) things i want on it loud and clear>starts putting on first thing slow as fuck>starts putting on second thing sloppy as fuck>forgets the third thing and now i have to repeat it a third time
>>738394281How many sandwiches did you fuck up back in the day?
>>738393872
>>738393872>>738394113
>>738394113niggas just trying to get a free sandwich
>>738394459Did you... give it to her?
>>738394192The emperor of home cookin has graced us with his presence.
>>738394656His smug know-it-all expression in his portrait kek
>>738394350i live in saskatchewan and I've had to leave and go elsewhere because a line is taking forever due to shit like this. i have no idea what flavor of brown these people are but one sounds like an indian and one sounds like he should be guiding me around a cuban resort and both sound like they learned english last week\i think contactless food delivery is so popular around here because people can "out of sight, out of mind" everything that's going on around them that signals our race to the bottom
>>738394528I don’t know it was pretty uncommon, but when we did we would make sure we don’t do it a second time because it looks really bad on us. I imagine most stores are the same
>>738394656I had this image for so long I renamed it from "millennial cooking" to "zoomer cooking".
>>738394180this
>>738394495>>738394463>>738394350>>738394342How does a country function when half the population mingles freely with another half and both can’t speak each other’s languages?
>>738394747It’s also why AI is so popular, because then a bland English voice can talk to you and answer you in crisp grammar without the existential horror of realizing everyone in your country is an immigrant.
>>738394495I just say what I want one thing at a time. I'm not about to trust the memory of some sandwich servant.
>>738394740>Nailed it!meanwhile Kratos is facepalming over his son's obliviousness to his failure
>>738394495dude i haven't been able to list 3 ingredients at a subway for ten years now. the employees cannot manage it. I've even had one say "sorry, did you just say salt or salt AND pepper?" but I'm just going to give up on eating out altogether before i dumb it down to the point of asking for salt and pepper individually to avoid confusion
>>738393872If someone took a picture of me in a subway they'd be eating the spyro special.
>>738394808It doesn't
>>738394808By lowering the threshold for "function".You'd be surprised how low the standards can go without mass retaliation.
>>738394971i had a shit garbage experience dealing with an arena concession indian a few months back, I *had* to use their food if i wanted to have my kid's birthday party there, and I was fine with that..\but holy shit this guy was just absent from the stall most of the time we were there, the tables and floor for eating were fucking filthy, the food they offered for parties wound up being pizza they order and upcharge us for, but he wasn't there to receive the pizza so we paid the deliv guy the normal price for it.indian fucker demanded I pay him some sort of fee and I told him he has done nothing for us, but he insisted "that's not how it works". when I said I'd consider paying him if he provided some paper plates and napkins, he smugly said "pay first and maybe i'll give plates"\'complained to arena staff about his bullshit and the arena staff's solution was to pay the fee on our behalf.FUCKTHATI raised hell about it and someone I know who works at the arena part-time informed me that there's a lot of people who want the indians GONE but there's this huge "your racist" cudgel being held over them. My detailed complaints and the security footage were used to prove it's not racism but full blown incompetence AND malice. the indian wasn't at the stall for so long because he was on the phone in the bathroom. he would pull out his phone and begin a call before walking into the washroom and would still be yapping when he walked out, which they took as evidence he wasn't washing his hands properly.now it's asians running the concession. hooray. ugh.
>>738395457thischange labels on buttons to little pictures. Cut? paste? you mean "image of scissors" and "image of something being removed from a clipboard", right?
>>738395543clarification: i did not know the concession was run by indians when i booked the party, the party and the food were paid for separately, party beforehand and food when we got the food (which, as i said, never happened)
>>738394459is she from CDMX or something?
Anybody else extremely uncomfortable with the thought of someone else making food for you? If it's not a family or friend (ie, restaurants and fast food places of any kind) then I have zero interest in eating there even if it's a sanitary and professional environment.
>>738393872Each remake of Lylat Wars
>>738393872WoW
>>738395759no because I don't live in a third world shithole
>>738394113jews
>>738395759Only if it's a place that hires teenagers, or niggers if those existed in my country
>Jersey Mikes near me is perpetually hiring people because nobody knows how to operate a deli slicer or cook on the grillActually insane but my sandwiches are generally good from them
>>738395759Nope. Same reason I shop on Amazon and buy things from large supermarkets.They are far more stringent about hygiene and contamination because if it happens it is not just a lawsuit (which is easier to collect from company that cant just dissolve into the shadows), its destruction of their reputation as people avoid it like the plague, no company is big enough to survive that.
I hate when I'm in the middle of nowhere and the only food available is a subway connected to a gas station.
>>738396458you can learn how to use it from a youtube short, who the fuck are they hiring?
>>738396636Its like papa johns automating the dough flattening process with a machine in stores its so funny to me
>>738394063underrated reply
>>738393872You're supposed to accept the second one and vow to never return
>>738394808Dude, US = cooked for at least next 50-100 years. It's sooooo over.
>>738396853this is the wh*te mans approach
>>738394350kek, feels like my city>so diverse that no one understands anyone anymore>even when they try to speak the same language, their mastery of it is so poor and the accent so brutal that you can't understand anything
>>738396853this, the bitch might be retarded and retarded people are prone to take it personal, get mad and fuck your next orders.
>it's a person in front of you in line won't get off their phone to order properly>they then get shitty when the wagie keeps interrupting them>they still fail to order properly and fuck up because they can't multi task>optional: they flip out about how the wagie didn't bow down before them, read their mind to make their order and dared to talk to them
>>738394063>EtDShit>AHTHonestly ok, breaking away from the formula of the originals was needed.>LegendEh.... not BAD beat em' ups (at least 2 and 3) but not what I want Spyro for>SkylandersJust used Spyro as a prop, and discarded him just as easily as one
>>738393872Project Nortubel
>”did you make sure to give me [thing I didn’t ask for] in the bag?”This shit sent me. Not only are you wrong because you didn’t ask for it, you’re smugly saying that shit like it’s my fault instead of just asking me for it which I’d happily give to you with no judgementI remember this autistic girl ordering something and saying she wanted a certain sauce with it that was different from the one it normally comes with. I didn’t bother to ask if she meant she wanted that sauce in addition to or as a substitute so I just said gave her both to cover myself either way.Then she walks up to the counter and asks for the standard sauce and as I’m handing it to her says “well, I meant both sauces, as in like, also the one it normally comes with” All because her dumbass was blind and didn’t see it on the tray
>>738394192holy kek this got everyone riled upi'm american and even i prefer making my own sandwiches twice as big at half the price fucking subway charges you for
>>738393872trails in the sky sc
>Pizza chains that ask for a tip when youre PICKING UP your own pizza
>>738393872Starfox
>>738398601Now that's gay.
>>738394595Lmao
>>738397716Only the second time they're fucking it up
>>738393872Monster Hunter series after GU
>>738393872Pokemon SV
>>738394808Real professionals can communicate solely through vibes
>>738393872Morrowind alchemy
>>738394463>NOOOO SENOOOOR WE DONT SPEAK LIKE THAT SENOOOR NO REDIMIR EL RACISMO PLEASE O ALGO
I'm alright with them going out of business at this point
>>738399158>O ALGOwhat the fuck does this even mean and why are so many people posting it on /v/ lately
>>738395002I once asked for just pepper. Got home, took a bite, and got a mouth full of salt. Another time I walked in at like 8pm, so the employee was mopping. They stopped mopping and put on gloves without ever washing their hands. I just walked out. I don't even go to subway anymore because I don't trust the hygiene of those dumb fucks, and the prices are insane anyways, it's the same price as pizza, but less filling.
>>738393872>He doesn't bring his Subway laser pointer to Subway to point exactly what he wants
>>738399491Spicx regularly end sentences with "o algo" or "o algo asi", just like how amerimutts say "or something"
>>738398601it used to be a meme but now literally all of these places stick out their hand asking for tips for absolutely nothing at all in exchange other than doing their job that they are already being paid a wage for
>>738399880Uh yeah but they aren't paid enough to live so that makes it your responsibility to give them more money because otherwise the communist terrorists will win.
>>738394350Sounds like my workplace. It's so diverse, to the point of retardation. How do you expect a filipino quality inspector, who barely speaks english, to effectively communicate in english with an indian worker, who barely speaks english?
>>738399491it means "or something" and it's actually the sharty that made it a thing
>>738399491sharty lingo got popularized on twitter so just like everything else from there, /v/ has to repeat it
>>738400241>>738400461Of course it comes from a site full of browns. Like pottery.
>>738399505you worried about the mop handle being dirty or something?Reminds of the start of the pandemic at my place when I was working in the kitchen and a cashier who was leaving asked me to grab him something from the centerline. So I washed my hands and didn’t bother to put gloves on because the paper towel dispenser was out of paper towels and putting on gloves with wet hands would have taken me ten years and homie already clocked out. So I literally pinched the food item he asked for with my index finger and thumb, making sure not to touch anything else in the centerline, and handed it to him.And of course some nigger waiting on his food in the lobby saw the whole thing through the kitchen window and made us remake his food that was already boxed up well before that and was already sitting on the counter just waiting to be bagged. I guess he somehow didn’t see the part where I washed my hands though, didn’t wear a mask either despite being so concerned about germs and shit
>>738394192Only if I'm too lazy to make it myself.
>>738394113They move too fast and don't listen to instructions>"Mayo. Small amount.">fucker proceeds to turn it in to mayo soup>there is no going back now. Toss the bread and start againThis shit is so common.I once ran into a guy who did not know what a cold cut combo is or how to make it despite it being on the menu and them having all the meats specifically for that all wrapped up for that sandwich.
>>738401123"Ok, little bit of salt.""OH YOU MEAN THE ENTIRE SALT MINES?! HERE WE GO!"Now what? You can't vacuum the salt off. You ruined it.Their primary issue is unable to understand when people want non-standard amounts of an ingredient.
>>738400983First of all, yes, a mop handle is likely disgusting. Secondly, if I see someone mopping, I can make the assumption they've been cleaning up other junk as well. So who knows what kind of garbage they've been touching.
>>738401779>I can make the assumption they've been cleaning up other junk as wellalright that’s fair actually
