>dude, leave her alone
>yo is that burnt peanut? yo say goop bro say goop
>>738397030People keep saying James looks better than Fox without realizing that hunchback pic is of James.
>Krystal owes me sex
>>738397030Where is his chin?
>>738397030>I think it's extremely problematic how Andrew Tate Oikonny is spreading misogyny in Lylat's social media, it's making Krystal very uncomfortable. We don't need these Andross fascists ruining Corneria, time to bash the fash #darkwoke
>>738397030>panthers are involved in over 50% of violent crimes. It’s just the facts.
>>738397193
>>738397030Chinlets can finally self insert.
>>738397030Krystal will look at this chud and instantly start looking for a human boyfriend instead
>>738397030Why do people say chinlet? Isn't the problem that he is a muzzlelet?
>>738397689a small muzzle isn't bad if done right
>>738397334>Andrew Tate Oikonny
>>738397334>andrew tate oikonny>#darkwokeok I laughed
>>738397178>Krystal owes me sex
>>738397334>Andrew Tate Oikonnykek. Panther taking Krystal is just the cherry on top in retrospect
>>738398259lel
>>738397030>The Virgin Star Fox vs The CHAD Star Wolf
>>738397030>>738398259>I don't give a fuck if Krystal goes and fucks Panther cause I know she's coming back to me at the end of the night, cause we love each other, cause I'm a cool fucking person.
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>738397030My video game dev experience is limited to character creation, but, seriously? How did this make it out of production?
do you think the characters in star fox get on all fours and start growling when they are angry
>>738401083Miyamoto is a liability for Nintendo and he needs to be put down
>>738400367That's not Fox, that's James
>>738398259
I really wonder what japs think about these designs. Jap companies are infamous for never listening to anyone but their own but at the same time the average jap is a bootlicking yesman
>>738397480UUUUUUUUHHHFATTER
>>738397030Are they really charging 50 bucks for a 2 hour game?
I don't get people who say the new art direction is furry-coded. No, A Fox In Space is furry-coded. This is more of like a Muppets vibe.And I say that as someone that loves AFIS, I think it genuinely has good storytelling and is funny, but Matthew Gafford is a well-known furry artist, you can't deny the influence
>>738397193He's a fox, foxes don't have chins they have snouts.
>>738404008it was 40 for the original release, which is like 70 now
>>738404008I don't want to be that guy, but I fucking hate this argument that's essentially "if my gaming experience isn't 1 dollar = 1 hour of gameplay, it's a ripoff". It's that exact mindset that gave us the Asscreed formula of endless tasks to make the game last longer. Is 50 bucks still a lot? Sure, I would probably go for closer to 35-40, but arguing that quantity should be valued over quality is how we got close to 20 years of games intentionally wasting our time for more "dollar value".
>>738404224Just because the original game was overpriced doesn't mean it justifies the remake's price.
>>738404428Nta but it's a dumb argument anyway because SF64 is not a 2 hour game. It's intentionally designed to be played through multiple times, I don't believe someone that says they played SF64 of all games once. The story being so short you can do it in one sitting is to its benefit because it's not a big committment to do a run.
>>738404428In a perfect world we'd have a ton of different modes and silly stuff to pad out game time, you know, like it used to beThink Ratchet & Clank with its built in achievements which then unlock a dev room full of minigames and a prototype of a cut racing modeToo much soul for 2026
>>738404428>I don't want to be that guy, but I fucking hate this argument that's essentially "if my gaming experience isn't 1 dollar = 1 hour of gameplay, it's a ripoff".I never wrote that.I was totally okay with buying "Thank Goodness You're Here!" for 15 bucks or "Untitled Goose Game" for 12, but Star Fox is overall a really short game for the price they’re asking.
>>738397030yooo is that the burnt peanut?
>>738397030>10yo fan renders vs >multi million dollar mega corporation
>>738403904
>>738397030>vgh... the Greater Cornerian Imperivm....
>>738404224The original release... on a cartridge.>>738404428The exact mindset that gave us the Asscreed formula was publishers starting pricefixing cartels to set the prices of all major releases at 50-60$ and then also needing a way to pump that shit out on a yearly basis.If they did not want to deal with the 1 dollar = 1 hour crowd, then they should have cut the filler and stopped chasing bigger pricepoints.Never pay more than 20$ for a videogame.
>>738406247Do a cinnamon roll!
>>738406042AFIS has more depth than the Shartio Galaxy movie and nintendo somehow modeled the characters worse than than any of the god awful fan made Krystal models we've gotten for 20 years.
>we want the gamer audience
>>738397689The problem is that he has a fox head and a fox neck instead of a fox head and a human neck like >>738397757.All of the designs additionally look weird as they've got mostly human-standard proportions but tiny, tiny lower legs, the kind that shouldn't be able to support their weight.As if they just didn't know how to stylize a short anthro, or how to deviate from human stature. Previous iterations had shorter torsos to compensate.
>>738406875
>>738397193well he's a dog for one thing
>>738397030literally all the had to do was pander to furries and create some ORIGINAL 64 styled levels. how the hell did they fuck it up this badly?
>>738397030he got laid and you didn't
>>738407923His wife was probably ugly as hell like Katt is
>>738397030This guy looks like he would make a good lust penis.
>>738407872You know what would have been cool? If there was a new campaign in the game alongside the original 64 levels. Instead they just tacked on some lame low effort challenge mode.
>>738397030He looks feline and highly pet-able.
>>738408087there is a new mission bwo, did you not watch the direct
>>738408168Did you? They didn't show new missions. In fact we can clearly see there aren't because they showed the map screen.
>Furries crying en masse because they made them look like actual animals instead of furbait
>>738408298If they were actual photorealistic animals I would have found that funny. But this is still just anthro with shitty proportions.
>>738406305>Never pay more than 20$ for a videogame.Monkey Island is vindicated more and more every year
When the fuck is Vinny posting his reaction? I need to hear his opinion before I can form my own
>>738408236the james mission you dumb retard
>>738408298>furries>not wanting to fuck real animals
>>738408298anon...
All these threads are telling me is nobody actually knows what the fuck furries actually like.
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda...."
>>738408298Anons keep saying that and I can only assume they're being ironic. Right??
>>738408705>>738408771>>738409847It's separating the casual furries from the actual dog rapists.
>>738397030>my hangryness leaving my body at the moment I have my food
NINTENDOHIREFURRIES
Fox, stop eating KFCFalco, stop being KFC
You're making fun of a game made for kids, how le funney immature you have to be.
>>738403267kek
>>738406875>>738397178
>he got laid and you didn't
>>738397757This is an anime girl with an animal nose. Fox looks like an actual animal. Pro-tip animals don’t have the same face shape as humans
>>738411702nods respectfully
>>738397030He just like me fr
I don't know shit about Star FoxDid they reveal new Krystal? I'm not a furry but I came so much to her and might continue the tradition
>>738412667No, she still hasn't been in a game for 20 years now.
>>738412667>I'm not a furry but I came so much to her
>>738406247Seven rodents. That's all I can spare to eat with you.
>>738397030They should have ditched cgi and went full puppet/practical effect
>thirteen threads of the exact same thing spammed with the exact same posts and manufactured crying and rageIndia couldn't be any less subtle if there was a marching band and skywriting saying "We're doing this".
>"no you retard they're supposed to look like the SNES puppets">where's the leg prosthetics then?>"no you retard they're supposed to look like real animals">look at the chud falco and tell me what bird does it resemble >"... <Windows reboot jingle> no you retard they're supposed to look like the SNES puppets"this has been going on the entire day
>>738413051Retard.
>>738413180Sometimes it's also>I'm glad they look like shit, this is owning the furries!
>>738413669It's all two autists.
What is wrong with Falco. Looks very ashkenazi
>>738406875Did they actually insert cuckold stuff into a funny animal game
>>738413730The feather hands don't work when the fingers are individual feathers.
>>738413879Yeah, Command was written with hate.
>>738398259FTFY
>>738397030>Fox protecting Katt from her abusive druggie bfbased
counting, or not counting gun violence?
>>738414115KEK
>>738413969Damn, this shit's hilarious. These devs were reading way too much NTR.
Tell me /v/, are the furries in the room with us right now?
>>738397334>Andrew Tate OikonnyTop kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJM5TIhcTiY
>>738406383Event Horizon is so good. I'll be furious if Nintendo ever go after it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6SXFO5yYIQ
Hey...
>If you would please consult the piracy graphs...
>>738412195Pro tipclassic / moe anime girls are basically just animal expressions
>>738406340holy kek
Bruh
>>738415254>>738406042wait, is this game out? I thought it was in development hell
James looking like a chud from the side isn't that bad when the front view looks alrightWhy the fuck did they made Kat into a crackhead?
>Yes, my wife Krystal has sex with male humans while I watch
>>738415254If it's a Nintendo fangame, it's a matter of "when" not "if". Cursed company.
>>738408298All this really is just a war between kemono furries and feral furries.
>>738416086will he be okay?
>>738413879Fox gets cucked by Krystal in Command. It's not even a gag or a one time throwaway scene, but a critical plot point that is brought up multiple times throughout the campaign.
>>738397030That's a dog
>>738417318>cuckedNeed I remind you that it was Fox who told Krystal to fuck off first?
>>738414095honestly kat looks more badass than fox does in this portrait
>>738417318Cucked by who
>>738419456Panther
>>738398259this is not fox, its james. Are you implying fox's dad would cuck him?
>>738408705And lolicons are all pedos right?
>>738419710>What's sad is someone could make a case and say"yes" and have Nintendo made canon to back it up with.
is that the new thing hurry we must make disingenuous memes for the social media hell yeah so much engagement so much algorithm wooo
>>738420021>is that the new thing FRESH FISH, FRESH FISH!
>>738408298>Furfags on twitter shitting and moaning about the redesigns>Thurd worldlers as well>Millennials but mostly Gen Xers are on board It's kinda weird, the older the generation the more positivity stems from it. This seems like it was made to cater the people who wanted a less cartoony Star Fox and grew up watching Top Gun.
>>738397030James deserved better
>>738397030
>>738420823kek
>It’s gween>(laughs)>IT’S GWEEN
>>738397030>>738408825>>738410196Fantastic Mr. FoxCHADS are eating good
>>738422236Mr. Fox got George Clooney to voice the character. The new VAs sound worse than the average Fiverr shitposter.
>>738414095>Falco: U-uh, no thanks Kat, I... I prefer the air... alone...
Personally I don't like what they did with Falco
>>738397030>is this guy bothering you?>no but you are
>>738413180It's the Advance Wars remake discourse all over again.
>>738425768>meanwhile, Fox becomes a gay f zero racer and forgets all about herKWAB
B-BACK THE FUCK OFF!!?!?INCEL F-FOX!!
Fox being an incel is actually way too fucking funny and I hope it's canon.
>>738397030am I the only one who likes this design...?
>>738397030>I encouraged your mother to divorce me, Fox. I needed to be a better fox.
>>738425768Y'know, for a character who was pretty generic and inoffensive, the writer of Command sure seemed to go out of his way to fuck Krystal over.
>>738413969Command is quite literally a hate letter to the fans. It plays like ass and the plot is offensive. It also requires you to experience the cuck ending before letting you branch the story to get a better ending.
>>738397030Seen a lot of furries mad Nintendo didn't oversexualize characters in a kids game.>"NOOOOO!!!!! WHY DIDN'T THEY USE PORN MODELS IN MY CHILDRENS GAME SO I CAN JACK OFF?????!!!!!!!!"I'm sure once they fuck their pet and calm down they'll get over it.
>>738419774There are more cases of furfags raping animals than lolicons raping children. If I wanted to make an argument to defend lolicons I certainly wouldn't use furries as an example. Though I do agree with the premise since zoophiles are still a minority among the furfags and art is a form of speech thus should be protected.
>>738414461Star Wolf gangbanged her.
>>738397030Nintendo finally listens to you and you're still angry. They're making a new Star Fox game after everyone has been begging them for it. Either be grateful and accept it or be quiet and shut the fuck up since you're probably not even really a fan of Star Fox to begin with.
>>738426798Command has the best gameplay in the series. Nips just like NTR, so they thought that would get more nips to buy the game. That, and the turn based strategy approach. Honestly, I wish they had done Command 2 instead of yet another shitty demake of 64. They could've made it to showcase the use of the mouse functionality which is the main gimmick of the shitch 2 controller.
Nobody brings me gifts anymore.
>>738398259literally me
>>738427458No game is better than a shitty game. Shut the fuck up and maybe stop sucking nintendo off while you are at it.
>>738417318Was that also made by Matthew Gifford?
>>738408825genuinely the worst thing about this design is that he's not being voiced by the fox in space faggot.I can literally hear that burgermall order in his voice, man.
All aircraft report
>>738397030Bro why did they do this to my man oh my god
>>738397030But I'm her catnip dealer
>we wanted fox to represent the war thunder community
>>738426695>just fuck my shit up
>>738425768>>738414461Actual humiliation ritual
>>738397030>>738410196Low testosterone vibes, just like its audience
>>738398259I look like this and say this.
>>738398259Kek
>>738397030I don't get it, how the fox pic and OP phrase related? It's a reference to something?
>>738419456>>738419619Me actually.
>>738431446You have to be a white westerner to understand.
>>738417312Yeah, the damage doesn't look too bad, should only be a couple hundred to fix the car.
>>738420624Just play Ace Combat and fuck off.
>>738431127>They begged Rareware to make her a starfox character just to do this
>>738426656Command is basically like that last Monkey Island game. Its one extremely disgruntled misanthrope who was associated with the first game in the series allowed his chance at revenge against the whole world.
>>738406516Jesus christ anon
>>738427651>Men you read about another hot teaching fucking her student
>>738406875goddammit i wish i hadn’t laughed at this so hard
>>738408298>PicHoly memories
>>738419456A black guy
>>738417312It’s okay he’s just a little sleepy
>>738414824Half of /v/ are furries or furries in denial lmao
>>738397178Krystal only fucks human men
>>738425768>>738414461Woman moment
>>738432705you know you need my cock ASAP
>>738432643"all who see my rose meet death" is a kino line ngl
>>738398259Literally me
>>738404428This is 50 bucks for a game I've already paid 50 bucks for twice in my lifetime kys
>>738432643I see a Panther with a Spanish accent and cultural vibe, personally. Why does every single character with black fur have to be a black guy?
>>738409847It's a tendie trying to defend it. That's their job that they do for free.
>>738398259lmao
I think we should stop domesticate animal guys....
literally the only thing that can save this game is a Krystal kameo that reveals she has a fat blue booty
Isn't metal legs part of starfox lore that they have to replace their animal legs to fit the R-wing?
Honestly this is better than the 3DS remakes because at least all of these models are fun to laugh at which makes it memorable.I completely didn't give a fuck about the 3DS remake and constantly forgot that it exist.Maybe that's why they look like this.
>>738397030>We must be better mammals...
Did they show them running down the hallway with their chicken legs yet?
>>738440469oh god I didn't even think of thisI really hope it's in the game
>>738427345I wonder if the consequences of getting caught raping an animal vs getting caught raping a child have any correlation to the amount of cases.
>>738427458>They're making a new Star Fox gameIt's a remake
