>gets glowing reviews>immediately forgotten within a weekWhy did gamers reject journo reviews?
>less than 100 critics were willing to play it
Modern fairy tales vol. III:The boi who cried "AND I AM HAVING A BLAST"
>>738399924Actual goyslop.
>>738399924Saar pls to be redeeming the better men.
Everyone thinks it's an indian game
people stopped buying full price videogames because everything is expensive as fucksaros is 80 bucks, its retarded
>>738402249It IS an indian game though? MC is literally indian
>>738402461Roguelites are popular because they give you a lot of replayability for a cheap price. Making a full price roguelite game has got to be the dumbest decision imaginable.
>>738399924Why an 88?Why not an 90 or 100 whats knocks off 2 pts
>>738399924Its unironically good game, but its impossible to talk about it in /v/ because of devs retarded PoC choices just like in Returnal.
>>738399924Because 60% of gamers are not buying $60 games let alone a $80 AAA release with no marketing. Tell your bosses we want cheaper games if they are gonna do the panopticon state thingie.
full game: 8 hoursi'm not paying $80 for that.
>>738403009how many times have you typed this exact sentence the last few days, ranjit?
>>738403000Why not 9 or 10 what adds 2 decimals
> Glowing reviews> Literally 8.8Lmao
>>738399924cuphead
>>738403429>best zelda maybe saros isn't so bad.
Not on PC, don't care
>>738403009No it's not lol. It's just a generic console shooter with a LE ROGUELIKE gimmick attached to farm playtime like Returnal. If you want a third person shooter thats actually based play Strange Brigade or Zombie Army 4.
>>738402864It's made by the whitest dev team in the industry
>>738399924Im waiting on the DLC dropwhere his wifes son pops up with her wearing a strap on as the final boss
>unfun story about being a kekhold indian named rahjan or some shit going after his poo wife amisha or whateverSorry, id be able to relate more if they were aliens and not poo monkeys
>journos love cuckshit snoyfaggotrynews @12
>>738403650>game about an indian cuckold made by white cuckoldsPottery
>>738399924Indie gameSAAAAROS jeet protagBrown(shit) colors everywhere$80 price8hrs longPresented only on 1 platfrom and missing free pc autist. I wonder why this game is a flop
>>738403650>all those people for that resultWhen exactly did human productivity turn around and started to become that much worse?
>>738403607Nah i rather play EDF than your garbage games
>>738399924But that's not true, retard. Germany loved Saros.
Just like returnal you beat it once or twice and there's no reason to touch it again, there's no reason to keep playing, it's masquerading as a roguelike but it's actually just a metroidvania, nothing really changes between runs besides very minor map elements.
A non embarassing narrative is kind of important, working hard just to find out your character is a fucking loser and its all pointless is retarded, unless he's a cool loser and it being pointless IS the point. In any case, EPIC FAIL
>>738399924Playing as Indian is humiliation ritual, i'm glad nobody's falling for it
>>738399924Nobody cares what journos think, idk why people here even care. You can make a better opinion from watching 10 mins of jewtube than you can reading reams and reams of waffle.
>good game>look inside>finnish
>>738399924SAAR
>>738399924Because they keep trying to sell you absolute dogshit.
>>738403650Why would a white dev team make a jeet game?
>>738399924>not on PCThis game doesn't exist for me
>>738399924Nobody on this earth wants to play as a cuckold jamboy
>>738403650moments before layoff
>>738403429I know twilight princess had a lot of hype but having a meltdown for a 8.8 was pathetic
>>738407176Humiliation Ritual
>>738399924didn't post enough gameplay webms on here
>>738403650>alright gang what kinda game do we wanna make>ok lets remake returdna- oh whats this>oy gevalt this is schlomo sheckelstein here you need more brown people to appeal the growing demographic of indians we imported to replace you, and make him a cuckold to an interracial lesbian couple because thats personally my fetish, do it you fucking goys.>okay gang if we dont want our funding axed we better do what master schlomo says
>>738399924I see "glowing reviews" is the new "blast"
>>738399924Not playing as an Indian and I'm definitely not playing a game that tries purity test and shill women being dykes.
Roblox
>>738403650It took this many people to make this slop? Ridiculous.
>>738399924It was competing against Pragmata which came out first and was better received when you remove the Sony bonus
>>738407176For some reason modern Finns are fuled by self-hatred.
>>738399924It's a solid game but doesn't really stand out if you've played Returnal since death feels way too inconsequential
>>738399924reviews are paid. That's why.
>>738403741fake news
>>738410252I agree, but also think too expensive for what it is
>>738399924SAAAAAAAARRRR
>>738409898>modern finnshttps://youtu.be/Puz6bSJojlQ
>>738410454Worthless reviewers give high notes to all big, serviceable AAA games. These days you probably don't even need to bribe the.
>>738407176Consumed by antiwhiteism
>>738410826LMAO
>>738399924nobody wants indian slop
>>738403650slaves to global homogeny.
>>738399924There's just not much to really be said about it. It's another video game that reviewed well enough and probably sold fine. Takes a bit more than that these days to generate buzz.
>>738403650Would.
>>738415038i guess. kinda the only one so you know she's been busy.
>>738399924Why do people obsessed with shit like metacritic and steamdb think every single game has to become a cultural phenomenon? Can a game not just come out, be fine, and be moved on from? Why do we need every game to stick in people's minds forever?
>>738415038sex
>>738399924>anon learns what a selection bias isReviews mean nothing when the only people buying it were the people who would always give it a high review anyway cause nobody else even wanted to pick it up in the first place.
>>738403650picture you can smell lmao
>>738399924>saaroskek
>hire indian man to voice indian MC>give him an indian wife >make the color pallete of the game super indian >give the enemies and levels multiple arm motif like your indian godssomething about this feels insulting
>>738403650then why is the protagonist an indian?
It's literally GOTYOnly competition is Wolverine
>>738399924>you have to play as a disgusting jeet>not only are you a jeet, but one who cheats on his wife with a guy so you're a faggot jeet>your wife leaves you for a fat sheboon in the past or future or whatever the fuckyeah I have no idea why people didn't want to play this
>>738415641You should probably branch out a bit if Saros is your GOTY.
>>738415038ZAMN
>>738403429Considering the main complaint is that it's too difficult for journalists to complete. Yeah it's a good score.
>>738416031Still more of a GOTY contender than any Nintendo game released this year.
>>73839992480 dollars for a rogue like is insane
>>738416727>NINTENDO out of nowhereseek help
>>738399924I genuinely wouldn't have even known about this games existence if not for all the SAAAROS memes posted here.
>>738416727Buddy, I haven't even played anything Nintendo's released this year, so I'll take your word for it. There are more games than Sony or Nintendo.
>>738416031Name 2 better games released this year
>>738417161No.
>>738417192Lmao
