>>738413158What am I supposed to be mad about exactly?
>now8th edition is a decade old.
>>738413158Meh, could have been way worse. They could have made that a female or a minority.
>>738413158>Orks are retarded JobbersMore news at 11...
>>738413158>g Marvel nowwhatever that even means
>>738413237who cares, just be angry. being angry makes you happy.
>>738413158>now
>>738413158>liking chudhammer in the first placeyour own fault
Come back to fantasy bro
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFyORtezmKMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFyORtezmKMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFyORtezmKM
don't give a fuck, the games are always shit anyways, I'll stick to the literature
I want to get in a car crash so bad that they need a hose to get what's left of me out of the wreckage
>>738418073Same t b h
>>738413158I don't watch whatever Marvel you're talking about and I have no idea what I'm supposed to see in that video.
>>738413158Had been for over a decade.
>>738417123based and cornpilled
>NOOOOO IT LOOKS TOO COOL
>>738418073why wait for an accident? oh yeah, you're a fucking pussy
>>738413376Considering how borged up a skitarii marshal usually is, it very well could be a woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPaEpt9b0sQIt looks... GOOOD
>>738413158>Your society is capable of making things the size of a dyson sphere but still uses cloth armor, blades, and archaic projectiles.I'll never get 40k.
>>738413158This shit was always for edgy Marvel nerds shut up.
>>738417123this but unironically. Anger creates a feeling in the brain that can be cathartic. You can become addicted to it like a high
And this shit is like the prequelsI fucking hate itIt fucking ruined 40k
>>738419426When there are beings capable of piercing through terminator armor like a hot knife through butter, I'd rather die comfy than sweating and tired.
>>738413158>nowalsohave you even red the Skitarii codice/lore?
>>738413237shut up woketard stop defending this
*aura farms in your face*
>>738413158admech are definitely the reddit faction
>>738417557I only play Fantasy because of Total War Warhammer. Once Total War Warhammer 40k comes out that version is dead to me.
it's funny how the mechanicus went from stinky neets to cool guys in such a short time
When will they release the game already. It's the only game I am looking forward to this year.
Why are you guys so mad? It looks pretty cool.
>>73841315840k has always been inherently a bit chuuni, it's part of the charm.
>>738419626social media is the best proof of this. everyone just jumps from controversy to controversy to keep that high going. and if there isn't anything to be angry about, they just make something to be angry about.its depressing to watch.
>>738413158always has been. 40k is the most reddit shit ever. I remember thinking it was really cool and then I looked at the lore and its the gayest shit ever. grown men who recite this stupid shit should be ashamed of themselves.
>>738419626That doesn't make you happy though. Temporarily sated would be more accurate. You won't find many rageaholics that are genuinely happy. Happy people aren't angry all the time and they don't need anger to get satisfaction in their lives.
>>738420041>he thinks 40k is only Astartes
>>738419860I thought that was Black Templars
>>738415963just give it a rest faggot it'll never catch on
>>738420041Bro you're so cool. Tell me what stuff you like so I can be just like you.
>>738419860Fuck no. Salamanders are. Le heckin wholesome chungus good bois
>>738420780stop being a childish fag who likes little kid shit.
>>738421080make me, pussy
>>738417942The books aren't very good either
>>738419626
>>738421080I'm betting money you're a retarded zoomer. Probably born during the first Obama administration. No one but youngsters give this much of a shit about the hobbies of other people.
>No IG at launch
>>738421189I disagree, but also, I don't give a fuck
>>738421316They're here, bro :)
>>738413158We have webms with sounds now?
>>738421565Not playable. I guess I can settle for Orks, close enough to IG.
>>738421565>>738421884Oh in total war. That's not really the same as DoW
>>738419426Because faith and rituals have actual consequences in the 40k universe.
>>738413158Book accurateBut you wouldn't know that, would you? You pussy.
shits been marvel since primaris were introduced
>>738419426They don't know how to make any of that.
>>738422082>reading books
>>738413158what was he looking at? did he get a text on his 40k phone or something?
>>738422164This. They literally don't know how to make anything. All the knowledge was lost, or destroyed for heresy. Everything they have was built thousands of years ago and they are only keeping it maintained through literal faith magic.
>>738417575Valrak is a retarded faggot. I remember when he staunchly defended Eternal War when the devs shat the bed and delivered 1:10th the product they’d promised. He’s such a fuckstick it’s unreal.
>>738419426We're capable of making nuclear reactors and microchips and do the same, curious!
>>738420450>getting pissy about TemplarsDon’t be a gay cunt
>>738420450BT are doubly problematic as they are crusaders and xenophobes.
>>738419426It's one of the things I like about 40k. The wildly varying tech levels different planets have access to makes fun contrast.
>>738421080>eternal war>power armor>religion, the fate of mankind, good and evil>kiddy shityou are retarded and incapable of formulating an argument. If you dislike a thing, may I suggest not going into thing threads?
>>738419857Marshalls have determined that maximum drip is needed to subdue the enemies of the Machine God.
>>738422276He was scanning with his auspex. It's the 40k equivalent to the tricorder.
>>738422601what could he possibly need to scan in that moment?
>>738417123ah, the /tg/ approach
>>738419426Rule of cool. It's why the woman shit sucks, it's not cool so it doesn't fit the universe. People trying to use logic to fight against the lame woke shit lose for this very reason
>>738421080Answer the question
>>738422640You don't quest for knowledge, do you son?
>>738422601Wait, i thought he was calling in the fire squad on his position with it. That does make that scene a whole lot lamer
>>738420450BTs are in a weird place. On one hand, they're memed to death, making them prime contenders to be posterboys for meme-spewing surface-level secondaries on leddit, but they're also absolutely despised by lefty ledditor types since they think of them as Chud Marines played by da notsees. The owner of my local shop genuinely things 40K has a nazi problem in its community. He and his usual cohort at the shop have whined to each other about this perceived problem on multiple occasions, and they scorn all mention of Black Templars as they associate them and their playerbase with this mythical legion of nigger-stomping 40K players that are apparently ruining everything and are ungrateful for daddy GW and all he does for us.
>>738422640adeptus mechanicus are always such big autists, in every 40k games they appear they always neglect the environment for their studies to the point that unless they are the one being engaged they wouldn't give a fuck if you are being ripped appart next to them and instead would look at you and be like "oh yeah, fascinating..."
>>738413158Just looks like a dude with a scanner that's ignoring everything in front of him because he knows he has a squad of trained professionals behind him to keep him safe... and they're orks, actually retarded aliens. or xenos if you prefer.
>>738420450Black Templars are the anti-reddit. The Smurfs are reddit incarnate.
>>738413158what do you even fucking mean by that. besides bait of course.
>>738422367>THE RUMORS ARE REAL>THE RUMORS WEREN'T REAL
>>738413237>>738418461>>738420012>>738424313It would never happen in real war you onions soaked faggots
>>738424478made up fiction... isn't real?
>>738422901Those rangers were likely with him as bodyguards specifically so he could scan shit and not have to personally defend himself, seeing as he did not appear to have his radium serpenta or control stave on him.
>>738424478It's a good thing 40k isn't real
>>738424478>40k isnt realistic
>>738424763He even comments after that they were very slow in their response time. The mechanics of the character they showed off after that is that he can measure and modify his troops for adaptation. It was just showing the scientists being nerds about measurements and flexing some of their game mechanics, I do not get the hate this game is getting.
>>738419857Why did they name him sexy-23. What did they mean by this
>>738413158>nowWelcome to Horus Heresy, where we de-mistify the past because the MCU is the hottest thing in theaters and the story MUST move forwards with the new League of Primarch Avengers because 40k isn't a setting anymore!
>now
>>738421276>literal Ignatius Riley-tier behaviorbased
>>738420041Warhammer lore is whateverWhat makes that shit SUPER cringe is the tabletop game itself. Like what is this shit? They get tapes out to measure shit too? Like what?I played with toys like this when was fucking 6 or 7 sure, not when I'm 30.
>>738424478What about any of 40k is real to you?
I still desire a new Eldar game.
>>738427501NTA but living under the control of people who'd kill or mutilate you for convenience and better bottomline?
>>738421080how is it that you fags can never argue back?if you can't even form any sort of argumentation over something you publicly claim is so stupid and childish, what do you expect people to take from it?I understand that this is probably a bit deep for you to understand and you probably never thought about it, but what are you doing here exactly? what do you believe you're doing?if you want karma, reddit is the other door to the left bro, don't worry about us, we'll be fine
>>738427869kek, okay true.
>People think that GW have been good at any point of their existence as a companybwhahaha anyway fuck 'em not having an eldar campaign, the fuck do we need the techies as a faction?
>>738427469>bro like omg you press buttons on a controller to shoot at people on a screen, I was doing that shit when I was 7you don't have the brain power you believe you have, you're the child here
>>738428037Not even remotely the sameBut nice try you fat fuck
>>738428098>it's not the same>why >it just is okayback to xitter with you
>>738413158unfortunately theWH40K universe has to be enshittified because it has too many references to Paradise Lost
do I have to respect the machine god in front of am
Are there seriously people that don't cringe their bones out seeing shit like that? Nothing about tabletop games is cool but nothing in the old tabletop sets was that kind of hero cringe either. It was a bunch of space marines holding up their battle standard while shooting stoically into a giant mass of enemies charging at them that are certain to kill them. Fighting on while doomed was supposed to be the type of cool they were going for.
>>738428010>wanting gay space elvesI will NEVER understand
>>738413158>heh nothing personnelholy based
orkz iz best
>>738428437>waaaaaah why people like color blue, I hate it, it's objectively the worst coloryou're a nigger and nobody will ever care about your opinion, you stupid nigger
>>738428635a mon-keigh wouldn't
>>738413158>40kPlay a real rts or strategy game with an original setting not 40k star wars IP slop
>>738413158I don't get it, why is this Marvel?
>>738428635>gay space elvesI'd prefer the hot women space elves.
>>738413158>we wuz kings an shitrefunded
>>738413158OP is a bug infested homosexual
40K is supposed to be about last stands and necessary evil. Die you shitslurpers.
>>738429001Heroism where you jerk off an individual character for nerds to worship whereas real war is dirty and cruel without a care for "heroes"
>>738429285>marvel invented war heroesjesus fucking christ I want all you zoomers to die
I am playing my first ever tabletop session tomorrow and I will be Necro, I am hyped
>>738429285What do you think you know about war?80% of soldiers during ww2 never ever shot at anyone, and about 3% of them are responsible for 90% of the kills (and yes, I'm talking about only the infantry, not counting artillery or bomber crews or whatever the fuck) Hollywood didn't teach you shit you faggot, nor did reddit
>>738427469the tabletop is the only good part of warhammer
>>738428037Buy complete games in cardboard. 40K as a game is awful because of what it takes to play but if you enjoy the hobby aspect of it more power to you.It's a streets ahead of CCGs but miles behind Undaunted.
>>738429285>whereas real war is dirty and cruel without a care for "heroes"Yeah man 40k really does a good job showing 'real war' with the;>60 million year old aliens who shoot crystal guns when not driving their high-speed jetbikes and grav tanks, supported by their undead statue infantry carrying guns that kill souls>OTHER 60 million year old alien robots who tote around lightning guns that peel their targets apart on a molecular level, when they aren't turning their bodies into giant knives>OTHER OTHER 60 million year old aliens who staple metal scraps to themselves and run screaming at whatever they see that isn't green, in unending numbers because they're actually fungal creatures>The blue bovine aliens who fly around in mech suits while their cannibal bird alien and freaky bug alien allies tear up anything that tries to charge them>Literal Daemons from actual Hell
>>738427695I desire eldar gf
>>738429663fair shake, I'm personally not giving GW a single penny for their retarded stance on copyrights and they can get fucked, but I do plan on getting a 3D printer (for other projects) and I'll definitely use it to build me an astra militarum army and have some fun with the boys
>>738429783
>>738429998
You retards could've seen this coming ages ago if you weren't secondaries who just listen to YouTube slop cause your broke asses can't actually afford real hobbies LMAO
Wasn't DoW2 already about a squad of dudes killing entire armies every mission with nothing but plot armor and shouting?
>>738420839They would be if they got any screen time, but they're less than irrelevant. I would say that Orks are the reddit faction; they have entirely become comic relief. GW has given up on trying to make them genuinely scary or intimidating in any way. They are Le heckin wholesome chungus funnie bois
>>738430035when I think about eldars I imagine the canon description of them moving like insects. Had to destroy a wasp nest today and it really freaked me out imagining that type of movement from 7ft stick humans
>>738419860Necrons are the reddit faction.
If you took how commanding officers in gunpowder era warfare acted, applied it to dehumanized part lobotomized tech autists whose whole religion is predicated on not acting like a typical human, then applied it further to a veteran commanding officer who has seen 5 WW1s worth of death and is setting an example for everyone behind him on the unflinching trust he has instilled and expects out of them... he might not flinch?
Are Mechanicus actually competent as an army?Imperium Ws are hard carried by the IG and Spess Mehreens
>>738413158>admech acting like they aren't the biggest imperial jobbers
>>738432428The rank and file very much so in their role. Problem is they WILL follow the orders of their superiors to the letter, period.And their competence regarding combat can vary quite much, especially since very the last thing ad mechs seem to ever cut away from their techpriests is their ego
>Still no release dates for any of the upcoming warhammer gamesI guess they're all just waiting for the Skulls event, which should be on in less than 2 weeks for its 10 year anniv
>>738419956I liked them more when they were neets. Their armies are so full of weird stuff that just exists just to be special and unique.
>>738433072Is it in 2 more weeks?
>>738429783If GW really wantes to increase interest in Eldar they'd release a dating sim with Eldar women. Would instantly cause a spike in love for the faction.
>>738432428They don't push the needle on the war effort because they are relatively small in number, but when they do show up they are very effective for their size.
>>738423451they're literally the subject of half of flashgitz' videos and you can't get much more funko pop chungus than them
>>738418461It doesn't look very cool to me. Lacks the kinetic language of Astartes. Doesn't look too lame but it isn't good enough like all 40k cutscenes.
>>738423451>Black Templars are the anti-redditIt's adorable that you think that.
>>738433898>Lacks the kinetic language of AstartesAstartes is about Marines massacring random dipshit cultists to make them look cool. It's literally made to wank Marines, because being put against fodder swarms is the only match up where Marines actually do look cool.
>>738432428The mechanicus generally don't fight in the Imperium's wars (they usually provide ancillary support and provide weapons). The mechanicus works towards their own goals and sometimes this aligns with what the imperium is doing. But the Quest for Knowledge is priority #1
>>738413158Honestly, a major part, if not all, of gaming is marvel-tier goyslop.
AdMech as a faction is so fucking lame.
>>738435401Tell us instead why all focus should be on your Glup Shitto marine chapter/IG regiment.
>>738435401Not even from a lore standpoint is it lame that they’ve got their own army. Corpse God was ready for a fight if they didn’t bend the knee, and he wasn’t taking any chances with them.What is lame is that after 10k years of “questing for knowledge” they still haven’t mass produced cyber sluts.
>>738436679>they still haven’t mass produced cyber sluts.What makes you think they haven't? One of their big things is keeping the best shit for themselves.
>>738429606Tabletop games are inferior to video games in every wayThey have no strategic depth whatsoever because you're limited to basic rules that have to be played out with measuring sticks and dice
>>738413158Post minis or fuck off.
>>738415963>cropping thislmao, cope
>>738437001Ad Mech bastards better start sharing.
>>738433598>you are my elantachKWAB
Op is mad it's not a space marine being cool
40k leaving the tabletop was a mistake.
>>738437594
>>738434926>But the Quest for Knowledge is priority #1Hmmm....
I wouldn't get too excited, you need to remember it's Creative Assembly developing it
>>738429606The tabletop is the worst part of warhammerYou can choose any wargame on the market at random and it's guaranteed to be more fun to play than 40k
>>738420450I’ll never understand how people think black Templars are for the Chuds when the playerbase for them in the tabletop are literally mainly dominated by trannies. Actually wait there is some overlap there.
>>738438730The thing about that though, is every hobby store carries 40K because everybody plays it. Yeah wargame that no one in your town plays might be better put together, mechanically speaking, but no one in your town plays it. But you know what they do play? 40K.
>>738438730you're correctbut 40k lore is so bad that the tabletop still mogs it
>>738434520Be that as it may I'm not a space marine fan boy it is just so blatant every 40k cinematic that isn't Astartes looks like larpers hobbling around. Astartes is like the Ben Affleck Batman warehouse fight while everything else is like Christian Bale Batman stumbling around. If 40k doesn't look badass through and through then fuck em it's 2026 dammit. Astartes is like Maul Shadow Lord and the rest is like the live action Ashoka show with grandma tier kinetics
>>738419426we have ICBMs but there is still slavs dying in muddy trenches today.
>>738438878>every hobby store carries 40K because everybody plays itNo, they just buy the minis. If they do play it, it's in the same way people play DNS where every table has its own list of homebrew rules, gentleman's agreements of what not to use, which edition they want to play etc, not the corporate sanctioned version of the game
>>738413158You're late to the party pal, they had a whole fucking Marvel thing going on with the Eldar too which likely would have resulted in Eldar getting their afterlife back if GW never dropped it.
>>738439102>40k >homebrew You couldn’t even pass that by when the audience was more…receptive to change back in 4th.
>>738429090I feel like there's a mandate from GW that each piece of media MUST contain a brown lady now.it took me right out of SM2 when there was a jeet woman screaming over vox telling people what to do.
>>738415963>he says as he posts the loyalist chapter that jobbed the hardest
>>738423001>>738420450>>738419860Imagine being so buck broken by reddit that you make elaborate mental scaffolding in your head about which faction is philosophically reddit but social reddit but also non-reddit conceptually, and then go on elaborate explanation that the concept of "redditness" is only extent in the world makeup of the nous and Anima just in so far as redditness can be worked up as cogent in memeimagine
>>738439052Also all the other space marine cinematic that exist look fake and slow anyways so it isn't even about power levels it's just only 1 animator has any talent in their whole franchise
>>738439241it's impossible for the feeble mind to comprehend 7b people could all be slightly different.thus, the feeble mind tries to categorize everyone into tribes
>>738421297>>738422486>>738427916absolutely seething 40cuck manchildren
>>738439708You're proving >>738427916 right with your inability to argue.Also, why are you even in this thread?
>>738434520Marines look cool in space marine where Titus solos an entire Ork Waagh, Tyranid Fleet and two different chaos warbands>uhm that's not heckin lore friendlyNot my problem
>>738439753>You're proving >>738427916 right with your inability to argue.? I'm not that anonYou just seem like an overly butthurt newfag who easily seethes over someone calling out his hobby for the manchild garbage it is, 11 years ago (pre election tourists like you) people would have simply ignored such a thing and moved on instead of flying into a rage.>Also, why are you even in this thread?I enjoy Total Warhammer :)
>>738439864>I enjoy Total Warhammer :)i neat, you should play 6th ed
>>738417575I see an open mouth and a beard in the preview - this youtuber is trustworthy
>>738439864>I enjoy Total Warhammer :)That's almost as embarrassing to admit as playing the tabletop 40k is. Not as embarrassing, but close
brainy orkz are chainsawwin Imperial Guardsmen in to chunkas. dumb orkz are doing dumb shit and getting riddled with bolts.
>>738419175Getting the audiobook narrator guy for this is cool as hell
>>738422183Nerds? In MY 4chan?!
>>738413158>nowSince 5th. Fucking Sicarius.
>>738429783I desire eldar PURGE.
>>738413158doesnt look very grimdark. more cartoony if anything
>>738437594Grim and dark
>>738417341thats right stay away from our chud club its totally lame
>>738413158That's coolThe actual marvel/dc problem is the setting shifting more and more to be about characters instead of factions
>>738413158dunno, doesn't seem entirely out of line for the skitarii they'll be able to calculate if this goes well or not for the most part, the situation wasn't complex
Black Templars are probably the most "chud" faction in 40k
>>738438801somehow, trannies are 10x more likely to be "nazis" than the general population
>>738440764I just wish people that stan them weren't a bunch of secondaries.
>>738421080>stop being a childish fag who likes little kid shit.i can not. because the real world sucks so bad. there's nothing worth anything it it. nothing worth getting invested in. you could say "have kids" or "have sex" - but no, both pointless. "buy a house" "travel the world" nope all gay shit its all the same and houses are a liability and moneysink. i'll take my pure fantasy that has zero to do with this gay reality thank you
>>738413237>What am I supposed to be mad about exactly?New game bad
>>738419175>admechnicegive me the necrons and tau too and I'll be happy
>>738419426the cloth armor is just ceremonial for the admech, there's proper armor beneath it. most of them are inherently armored since there's barely any flesh left on them.the admech also uses stuff like radiation bullets, not just simple projectilesand the swords serve two purposes>you don't run out of ammo against the factions that just zerg endlessly>some enemies can be hurt more efficiently by them (demons mostly)
>>738440837Just give them their own game and all those people will become vidya primaries
>>738422302no, they still build things, even stuff like titans.but they do not innovate since it is seen as heretical. they only produce what is already known.(outside of cawl and a couple others)
>>738441001>vidya >primariesKill yourself.
If you dont own a warhammer miniature I dont care what you think about the property
>>738441036>Nooo stop telling the truth, it offends my tabletop quaternary brainKWAB
>>738441087Least blatant GW's employee post
>>738419426humanity in warhammer 40k is nothing more than retarded cavemen genociding anything in range of them, they forgot how to make their most advanced tech and actively shun most technological upgrades as actual heresy.
>>738441092WWhat truth? Games workshop has said under oath that they're a model company, all the games are built to be a pipeline to get people into the hobby, but that pipeline should have been shut off at DoW2.40k secondaries are on the same level as persona and RE "fans" that have never played the games but still demand changes for something they'll never actually take part in.
>>738441087Guess what, no one cares what you manchildren think about it either.
>>738441087>I've tied my self worth to overpriced plastic. Please validate my poor spending habits.Why don't you go cry about it to your Reddit friends at your general on /tg/.
>>738413158this has been going since Horus heresy started focusing on the primarchs; then things really went to shit with 8th edition. Setting was better off as a sandbox instead of the narrative focus it's been following for the past decade
>>738441146>>738441263>>738441324These posts read like they're from that larping Marshal faggot.
>>738441087I own one single Necron warrior, so I am entitled to an opinion
>>738441554May I see it?
>>738441362>noooo you have to buy the plastic toys!!!
>>738441636no, I am shitposting from work and my necrobro is guarding the house while I am away.
>>738441663If you want your opinion on the hobby to matter, Yes.
>>73841315840k have been Americanised and thus been turned into cape shit. Its getting closer and closer just being marvel kid shit.
>>738419426>toasterfuckers>memespheres
>>738413158They ruined 40k by bringing back primarchs
>>738441261>Company is retarded and says their inferior product is what they want to focus on>This is somehow my problemVidya is better than tabletop and more popular, so it's the primary media. Sorry, trannytop lost>>738441750Vidya primaries opinion is the only one that matters
>>738442536>Vidya is better than tabletop and more popular, so it's the primary media. Sorry, trannytop losttrvke. If it weren't for the insane profit margins on the plastic GW would have abandoned that shit long ago. That's really what it's all about, a small number of whales will bring in massive sums of money for GW on the plastic. The profit margins (and risk) on videogames aren't nearly as favorable.
>>738442536>Vidya is better than tabletopBut it's not better than the hobby.
>>738443249The hobby is carried by video games
>>738439227You mean a legion that jobbed so fucking hard that they ultimately ceased to be one. Even in 30k Prospero wasn't inherently a clean sweep despite all the goddamned circumstances in their favour, and it took the Dark Angels to save their asses when they got caught with their pants down when the Alpha Legion attacked.>>738439102I wish that was the case because 10th Edition if anything more or less goaded people into compfagging, even if it wasn't their intention.
>>738443623Video game licensing revenue barely accounts for 10% of GW profits, while the rest of their income comes from the actual hobby side of warhammer.GW understands the value of vidya being a pipeline for people to getting into warhammer proper and enjoying the actual hobby.https://assets.ctfassets.net/ost7hseic9hc/4ZNvidluOxUIPdji7e46Ek/adb94b0a0b28a439d52c5509a3e5438a/213800RP9QJQYGWHNT41-2025-06-01.xhtml
>>738444807At least try to sound more organic next time GW-kun, this isn't /tg/, people here are too smart to fall for such obvious shill tactics>company said so so it must be true!
>>738413237Idk
>>738444892Where's the shill? All i'm saying is that video games are just used to advertise the hobby.
>>738419426No one in 40k is making spheres
>>738444807Lmao, secondary grifters btfo'd
>>738444807Sounds just like when you heard Wankers of the Coast spout "but the game will remain the same!" mantra about 4th edition and look how that turned out
>>738429425Maho A40KoBlessed be the Emperor for this image
I really like the joytoys
>>738439198But do they have to look like the most nignafied stereotypes in existence? I mean for fuck sake most tech priests have a respirator or vox implant but I guess that would just get in the way of all the features described Rick James Chappelle skit.
>>738446597>who knows ian this could be my next movie
>>738432428Their private armies are well equiped and used to have the same baltisic skill as space marines
I just wanna say that i like T'au
>>738449831>calls them t'au and not tau8th ed babby detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlrG3_xKOIo
>>738446597For the price of one of those i could probably get a gunpla that has the added experience of building it. GW is so lucky Bandai was incompetent enough to capitalise on the western market faster
>>738437594>space vikangzSurely they know that doing this just makes the destruction of their own setting more obvious? Like who does nigger space wolves appeal to? Not SW players, leftoids don't buy models, who is this for?
>>738447789I wish it had been
>>738439401Have you considered that Marines look and feel different in Astartes than in everything else specifically because Astartes isn't actually accurate to how Marines really are?
>>738450430I like my Gunplas too
>>738419857if this guy and the nerd chick are the faction leaders, why the fuck did they use the niggress and big archmagos man for the cinematic?
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>>738451241Same reason a bunch of Pollacks decided that the Space Viking cosmetic pack for Space Marine 2 needed to be the ones with the black in it and not literally any of the actual known chapters that have blacks in them.
One question: at 0:40 they're showcasing electro priests which is really cool but I thought the Corpuscarii faction fights melee, and that it's the Fulgurite faction that uses staves and lightning thingamajigs and whatnot?
>>738450518UK company. Diversity and inclusion is mandated at a governmental level.
>>738424478Boy you sure are fucking dull.
>>738429425motherfucker, you said that yesterday
>>738437001you know there must be some biologus out there getting funded by some rogue trader to create synskin servitor fuckdolls
>>738440837who the fuck is stan, nigger? fuck off with your twitch lingo
>>738444807>Only 10%Imagine if they had a tiny bit of quality controlThey can easily blow that up to 25% but NOwe get games from literal whos
>>738451903Dear anon, you're a zoomer faggot.
>DoW trailers>All guns sound like SHITAlso why the big guns/arty doesn't knockback infantry across the entire screen anymore like in previous games?
>>738442067It's always been marvel kid shit lol
I don't know anyone who is still excited about 40k.
>>738441087Yet Warhammer paypigges feel the need to tell everyone what they think about Avatar despite never having watched the movie. The double standards are quite curious.
>>738446597>>738450430For the price of those you could have had a whole new 40k army
>>738417123You are right, anon. This position seems so ridiculous that I'm just going to like everything no matter how shit modern marketing makes it.If I can just ignore all the bad things, everything is the best thing ever.
>>738452404everyones seen james camerons scifi pocahontas
>>738424478It would. Go read All Quiet on the Western Front, Blood Red Snow or something. Real war makes people lose their mind.
>>738452013I saw this clip premier on mtv, I know the term comes from that, but you know who uses this shit on the regular, same thing with "normie"
>>738452546then why'd you ask who he was you fucking mong.
>>738437594Europe has always been diverse White people have always been a minority in every country Wanting to live around people like you with a similar culture is racist
>>738440984>the cloth armor is just ceremonial for the admech, there's proper armor beneath itExactly like real armor.
>>738428010Literally, and i mean actually literally NOBODY cares about Eldar. Not even you. You just pretend to sate your need for contrarianism.
>>738452482It's obvious that the Warhammer fans who talk about it haven't (at least not recently)because they just make shit up about it. Also Pocahontas ends peacefully while in Avatar there's a giant battle. They're different films.
>>738453009wdym
>>738419860you meant to say the grey knights
>>738419175Why do certain unit animations feel strikingly similar to those animated skeledingdongs from that old Jason and the Argonauts film?
>>738420041Based, fuck 40klowns
>>738437437Wrong on all accounts.
>>738424478If WH40K were real the empire of man would just exterminatus every planet with xenos instead of sending guys with flashlights and chainsaws.
>>738452597because it was a "based on what" kind of observation, dickhead
>>738453585True, i am pretty based.
>>738419175>the largest you can bring is a knightYawn. the tuk tuk of mech units, remind me when they bring a real mech like a warlord
>>738451360there are as many blacks on fenris as there are wolves.
>>738420041>>738420780>>738421080never ceases to amaze me how retards fall for bait like this on the goddamn VIDEO GAMES BOARD
>>738413158Marvelshitification started 20 years ago.
>>738454384horus heresy is WWE-slop
>>738454384horus heresy is so fucking gay man>>738454451wwe is legitimately more entertaining
>>738454451Angron holding back a titan foot is absolute marvelshit.
>>738454384The HH series started strong enough, or at least in line with the writing of the day when it began. It was when it was revealed to be some massive series instead of like a 9ish book thing that things started to go downhill. Personally I checked out once we got to that book about the precursor to the Word Bearers invading Ultramar.
>>738454451For a long time I'e tried to figure out how to best say how HH feels and honestly that hits the nail on the head.Everyone already knows the outcome of the Heresy. Everyone already knows what happens to each Primarch. People engage with it just because they want to see their favorite Primarch land a shooting star press on another Primarch.Now it's bled into regular 40k and once again people only seem to care about watching a Primarch return and smack somebody else around.
>>738454567Nah that's some Mark Henry type shit
>>738413237fpbpOP is a fag retard
>>738419860That's literally T'au though because they're the most surface-level "good guy" faction. People gravitate to them because:>Wow cool robot! Just like my Japanese animes!and>I don't wanna get cancelled for supporting anything heckin' problematic...
>>738413158>Now.40k's been capeshit ever since they started pushing the Horus Hearsay.
>>738455261Even if we knew the outcomes there was still plenty of grey area left to fill getting to that point. That is what made it potentially interesting. Also why the early HH were decent enough because they had a lot more potentiality involved. As time when on and it continued to go on longer than it should have they kept treading and re-treading water and the whole thing suffered as a result. But also it had the misfortune of continuing into what we would later come to know as the 'current year' shit and having all the bullshit of that getting injected as various writers hoped on board with whatever retarded ideology they were pushing.
>>738455716>T'au>'
>>738455716>T'auJust say Tau. No need to use GW's retarded trademarks here.
>>738413158When are they adding Aeldari?
>>738455908the fuck is an aeldari?
>>738455908What the fuck is an Aeldari?
>>738455908DLC schedule is>Imperial Guard>Dark Angels>Chaos Space Marines>Ultramarines>Tyranids>Blood Angels>Death Guard>Death Korps of Krieg>Space Wolves>Eldar
>>738455784what should considered canon from horus haberdashery? I'll default to rule of cool like mad bobby g in space and disregard retarded shit like everything involving erda and grammaticus
>>738455992I wonder how hard CA is fighting GW for eldar representation in total warhammer 40k
>>738413158all i know about 40k is that the orkz and death guard and khorne are cool because they enjoy violent fights to the death
>>738413376Whites are a global minority, 7% of world population now thanks to zionists, zogs, and their self hating useful idiots and their Caucasian hating and genocide migration pogroms.
>>738456028Honestly don't bother trying to work out what is canon and what isn't. Even before the HH stuff the official line was that BL is canon but also isn't so who the fuck knows. Personally I still work off the hierarchy of Rulebook -> Novel -> Any other source. There is a whole fucking grey area involving the TTRPGs from FFG as well since whilst they were made by FFG literally everything in them got signed off by the GW loremaster. But also the everything they made/did was supposed to be siloed so that it didn't interact or get acknowledged by GW stuff despite some instances of that happening. At this point there is basically no 40k canon by virtue of everything being canon.
>>738413237I think OP is seething that the AdMech priest is flippantly marching through the enemies as they're gunned down, it's not very grimdark. I think it suits the AdMech quite well though, they're all about the cold machine mindset, calculating all the variables. He probably determined there was a 0.0001% chance any of the Orks would get to him before the Skitarii got them first.
>>738456551>smart guys with space technology brutally dominate the stupid apes with dull hatchetsnot sure what's surprising about this
>>738456551this is how you get killed by purple orks
>>738456690>purple orksNo such thing exists. If they did exist, we would have seen them by now.
>>738451360>same reasonTo cater to the intended demographic?
>>738456690the mechanicus would make them visible
>>738413158>40k is fucking Marvel nowHope they use a condom.
>>738451360>Pollacks aren't saber interactive the russkis?
>>738456028>what should considered canonThe parts you like, possibly including the parts you made up>what isn't canonAnything contradicting the above or not liked by youThis is about the entire setting not just HH
>>738454384HH ruined 40k so badly bros.
>>738419860no, it's Chaos, unironically
>>738454384I just started reading the HH series using a reading order, and it's not horrendous (so far). The only real wastes of time have been Galaxy in Flames, which reads like a high schooler wrote it and is barely carried by the plot, and Fulgrim, which needed to be 100 pages shorter and replaced with a better writer for the EC and the primarch. ADB's books are the standouts.
>>738456690>>738456716DEY NO TOO MUCH SHUDDIT DOWN
40k fags are the worst gaming fanbase atm, litearly nientendodrone tier. It always was shittier warhammer, but it was kindda fun in late 90-early 2000 skirmish game.Now i cant even stomach a battle report, the same with old world. It stopped being an objective game and become a race for the points. Old world is the same with people doing regiment staring contest and try to bait a failed charge, its an anti-gaming for me.The funniest thing for me is that all of my hobby friends jump out of the ship long ago and the new people that got into the hobby are obnoxious spergs that aspire to be seen as nerdy.
>>738457179slaanesh embodies reddit to a tee
>>738413158What western "geek" media isn't Marvel these days?
Are mini sales up or down?
>>738457239have you played smegmar? people said that one is more dynamic
>>738444807That's extremely high for the way they are tackling their video games, if they had anyone competent in their team they would be capitalizing on them way more
>>738444807>whale farming with minissmart
>>738457425That's just a cope by Shitmar's dwindling fan-base. The game is comically bad, with pretty much every game being determined by range and volume of fire since Toughness doesn't exist.
>>738457812Last time I check aos it was just literally about throwing everything int he middle of the map and letting dice decide who wins.
>>738457874Yeah that's what volume of fire means. Whoever has more dice just flat wins.
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>>738457207Why does Fulgrim filter so many people?It's great seeing the descent into depravity and the Istvaan 5 scense are great.
I played dawn of war 1 yesterday since it was free with amazon, I thought it was a fun campaign even if you could see the plot a mile awayMoving your army was a bit funky since they liked to space themselves away from eachother and they annoyingly refused to get into combat rangeI've got dow2 downloading now, might see about the expansions
>>738458182Because it's filler with filler characters that you don't give a shit about and the word "perfection" used over 9000 times. The only way the slide into degeneracy works is if the characters are worth a shit in the first place.
>>738458173I can't tell if this is AI.
>>738458276DoW2 has a great campaign, if you enjoy it i really recommend chaos rising expansion.It is a departure from the more grander sized battles of 1, but the more closed in squad based fights are much closer to how space marines generally conduct them selves in the galaxy.
what became of muslims in 40k lore?
>>738458418it is I'm afraid
>>738458537Same thing as every other modern religious group; Wiped out long before the Imperium was founded.
>>738458615Well it's not like she gets much art to begin with. Even GW forgot about her almost instantly.
>>738458537They moved to Tallarn but GW are never making those models again.
>>738458791GW FEARS the Tallarn Guardsman and his Biel Tan GF.
>>738458404besides the overuse of perfection i'm starting to think we read two different books.
>>738413158uh, wasn't it always?
I absolutely cannot stand the gay steampunk aesthetic they are going for these days. I wish they would go angular 90s again. At least for the vehicles.
why do you keep picking the boring humans on a setting that has giant dinobugs, space demons and ancient robot armies?
>>738459021Why are you bringing up NPC alien factions in the setting that's about Space Marines?
The admech deserved better.
>>738459021all fucking xenos must fucking hang
Reminder: We were robbed of the cool ynnari faction because black library authors are all shit.
>>738459249>eldar>EVER being coolEldar exist so that people can jerk off to sci-fi Elf porn. Outside of that they're a joke faction that GW uses as stress relief when they want a faction to eat shit.
>>738459021I wish we could get Dishonored like game where you play as a Mandrake. And where no kill challange is twisted by you sending your unconcious victims to Commoragh. Obviously that would require GW admiting Xeno factions exist...
>>738413158>nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JglnSrfJtyQ
So how will the gameplay be? I hope its not like DOW3
>>738459802Just look at trailer gameplay snippets and then compare them to older games.
>>738433072boltgun 2 is going to blow GTA6 out of the water
>>738413158This looks so cheap and bad, holy shit.
>>738459012When has 40k ever been angular?
>>738460078In Anons Drunk dreams where he played Homeworld once.
>>738427695The fuck is with the sizes in this picture
>>738460362I think she's supposed to be leaping upIt's an odd picture considering Lion would completely eviscerate her in an actual fight
>>738458921We didn't, and you're a pleb for not seeing it as the mediocre slog it is. Many such cases with 40k fans.
>>738459802>So how will the gameplay be?So far it looks like Iron Harvest 2 but with Warhammer skin, so essentially DoW1 but without units getting stuck on themselves.
it could be worse
>>738461801Inquisitor Toth was black though
>>738457812>>738457923Lol. Then goblin spam would be good instead of bottom of the barrel trash. You can throw 10000 dice but when 80% of them miss and the remaing all get soaked up by the enemy save cause you don't have rend it's worthless.Consistant mortal output is far better than just horde
>>738413158>trailers are enough to set retards off nowfucking hell take me back to pre 2016 4chan
>>738462235>He admits to playing Age of ShitmarLmao faggot, how's that dead RTS of yours?
>>738462412Nta but pretty sure the majority of 40kfags have miniatures but have never played the actual game.
>>738462531You fucking wish lol
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>>738422302>They literally don't know how to make anythinghow do they make food etc if they dont know anything anymore?
>>738413158Do you faggots ever enjoy anything?
>>738415963>sometimes orks are strong enough to go toe to toe with space marines in melee combat>sometimes they are jobbers that can be solod my regular imperium soldiers
>>738463108
>>738463230Skirarii are not regular soldiers and none of the orks in the webm got to melee range.
>>738422705 Not any more since the board was taken over by literal paid tranny jannies from nottingham and critical role fags who also are paid shills for wotc since 2021.Everything reeks of mcu and modern blizzfaggotry fanbase now and oldfags made their own super sekrit board outside 4chan and sharty.
>>738463792dead board, but all the good boards are dead
Is it too late to get into the game? I bought a starter marine kit and rhino over twenty year ago, badly painted them then never got to playAlso bought a rhino from a little shit
>>738464024I started playing last year and I'm having a blast. Granted, I go to a small local club in a small town but I'm really enjoying it. But maybe wait few months for the 11th ed to release so you know what to get
What's with dow2 and 3 having shit reviews, should I just play 1?
Does Saint Celestine always look the same regardless of what covenant she shows up for, or does she change colors based on theirs?
>>738413237Exactly just get excited for the new product, no matter how lame and cartoony it is.Keep it up champ! :D
>>738464024go check out your local and see whats up. is the game worth it? touch and go, its fine if you have the time. but its really do you have a good community. i drive 20 minutes to play, great guys, drain a couple pints and push around some army men. Theres a store thats a 2 minute walk from my house which is beyond shit, the worst of the worst. Smells like the garden of nurgle. if that was my only choice, i wouldnt be playing
>>738464986>dow2It was during the beautiful times where some games used SHIT known as Windows Live.
>>738465024always the same, gold armor, red cloth. that said, shes your barbie, dress her up however you want
>>7384649861 is the best2 is....it's different. Personally, I didn't really enjoy it. Strictly speaking, it's not a "bad game", but you'll either like it or drop it a few hours in. Give it a try if you really want to. 3 is pure shit and should be avoided at all costs
>>738459802Is there a in-universe reason behind the whole 'tau wife' thing or is it just schizo posting
>>738465220you forgot the sailor moon asspull she did that ezekyle seethes til this day
I'm a right winger but I just love making Grogfags cry
>>738465676Schizo posting. Taufaggotry is just this or occasional mechaposting
>>738466159you arent fooling anybody shartranny
>>738413158>nowI blame our Spiritual Liege for everything, forever
>>738413237The entire scene looks like something from a marvel movie, they probably used some marvel movie as reference to make it, it's soulless
>>738454384>>738454451>>738457023can you elaborate? I read the First Heretic, Fulgrim, Mechanicum, Flight of Eisenstein, Scars and Path of Heaven and I liked them all, the last two especially. I have the Betrayer lined up too.
>>738468170Another anon pointed it out but HH starts pretty alright and then becomes an abhorrent mess of bullshit as the authors drag out plotlines and insert mediocre new ones to try and build mystery in a setting where everything already has a defined ending leading into 40k.Like partway through, they went 'Oh fuck everhoje already knows what happens, quick toss in some random bullshit to make it seem fresh" and the random bullshit ended up being bad, but because it's still in the Space Marine books people bought it anyways which made GW think people liked the random bullshit.
>>738451479>irrelevant fishing islandthey could paddle a boat to France and improve their affairs any time they want
>>738468490>'Oh fuck everhoje already knows what happens, quick toss in some random bullshit to make it seem fresh" and the random bullshit ended up being badCan you name some? I know that there is a number of HH books that are straight up bad but the ones I have read so far were great. Path of Heaven was awesome. I also prefer 30k armor designs to 40k to be honest, it's got that archeofuturistic look to it while 40k is way too modern shiny and smooth, especially with the Primaris armor designs.
>>738468749>Can you name some?Perpetuals The Cabal (lmao)John Grammaticus
>>738465096Doing the exact opposite is no more intelligent, you literal chimp.
Men fueled by the righteousness of their purpose can achieve what armies cannot.-Eukelsians 60.24
>>738468841I see your point
>>73846874920 primarchs right? Oh here comes dan fagnett with his retcon that nope the Alpha Legion have 2 primarchs. Oh and the Emperor found Horus first? Nope actually one of the Alpha Legion primarchs was with him the whole time.The Emperor created Space Marines? NOPESome random girl called Amar Astarte did.>>738468841All from abnett to boot. A bigger hack has never been more overrated.
>>738469620zamn I wanted to read Prospero Burns but I'll settle for A Thousand Sons, thanks
>>738413237Asmongold, Charlie Kirk and r/Conservatives said it was woke so it's bad.
>>738469620The Cabal is still the funnieat one since he explicitly made a group with 'better foresight than the Eldar' only for them to end up losing to BIG DICK FARSEER HIMSELF
why does gw even license warhammer out? they should just sell a png of a space marine and say that chuds don't like it and libtards will jump at the bits to say it's a good product
>>738469890>self insert as product>product changes>w-wait noClassic.
>>738470026C'mon man you can do better than that.
>>738428437They can't cringe because they are lame as fuck. Last nail in WH40K was the goofy necron rework.
>>738470065yeah i guess using "selling a png of a space marine" as a hyperbole doesn't make sense since they do that
>>738413237This. I don't know shit about 40k. What's wrong with cyborg guy killing orc guys?
>>738470026Literally no one says that GW makes a well priced, good product.
>>738470163kek, bodied that freak.
>>738463230galavnic rifle is better then a bolter, at least it was until GW nerfed rangers
>>738413158i mean, yes since always
