How would you defeat him irl?
>>738418047bluepoint games moment
Call him a fatty.
>>738418047Left is scarier than the right.
Invite him to go out to get some frosty chocolate milkshakes
>>738418047Drop a big acme weight on him
>>738418047I’d try to set him on fire. Should melt the skin since it’s based on humans and the heat will kill the plagas parasite too.
>>738418247I wanna give left a blowjob, right looks like my. Boomer co worker
>>738418262NOOOOOO THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN
>>738418247>LE OLD IS LE GOOD>LE NEW IS LE BADyour /v/tard award, ma'am
Call xim a dickless tranny
>>738418047how should I know?
>>738418793>>LE OLD IS LE GOOD>>LE NEW IS LE BADyes retard
>>738418047Telefrag
>>738418047i'd just parry him with my knife, since that somehow magically cuts his entire arm off at the shoulder
>>738418047>Put a chest high obstacle between me and him>His pathing is now fucked and I cannot be harmedDon't know what I'd do next but that's a good start
>>738418047There's no need to kill him. Just blow his leg off and you will be fine.
I'd distract him by knocking down the nearest weakest female and then, from the safety of a closet/locker/bush/etc, I would watch what he does to her. I may also be masturbating during this.
>>738418047>white washing
I like the new model more but knives are so powerful in the game that these fuckers hardly matter and the spookfactor comes mainly from memories of them
>mfw no Regeneradors in RE9 but instead those pesky fucking albino zombies from REmake3Fanservice MY ASS
I would listen. Which is what noone did
>>738419571The albino zombies have a better design than nugenerators honestly
>>738418047I'd just rape him
>>738419571>raccoon city zombies just live under 3 inches of dirt for 20 years until it's time to fight Leon
>>738419708Reminds me of Paris Hilton after her face melts of in House of Wax But yea, Regens aint really a miracle designwise, its more the athmosphere/threat that made em special
>>738418047Jump through window. When he goes through, knife him to death.
>>738418047The spazzing eyes from the original was a nice touch. Anyways, why go through the hassle of killing the thing? It moves at a shamblering pace, just lure it inside some room and close it
>>738419818That shit was so half-assedAnd to imagine that part was from the earliest build before the game got stuck in development hell... mind boggeling
>>738420017DONT RAPIST OPEN INSIDE
>>738418047for some reason you could only kill them by precision sniping their parasites with an infrared scope but couldn't you just riddle them with bullets and hopefully hit them anyway?
>>738418047Nerve gas.
>>738419708>>738419858also also: Fuck Nugenerators. Why did they make em fat, anyway ?
>>738418047shoot him until he dies
>>738419818Raccoon city and pretty much everything after that was a decline in quality. I still don't understand why Capcom keeps the formula of Best area in the game -> Areas that keep getting worse -> Lab into final boss
>>738420161The in-game logs mention they are abducted Americans
For me, it's the ne-alphas.
>>738420232I mean it's cool we saw Raccoon City, the highway stuff was retard kino and I liked the scope and overall look of it, but also it was retarded and often not kino.
>>738420248what if you stuck your dick in there haha
>>738418793He's right though. If you cropped out the head you'd know left is a regenerator from RE4, right could be any monster from any game, looks like Bluepoint or something
>>738418047irl you say, that's easy then, by burning it of course
>>738418047There's no gun in my house strong enough to actually kill this thing and I don't have protagonist levels of hit absorption so one fucking claw would send me all across my wall
>>738420248It's so fucking weird how this game's promotion was all like "nooo we can't sexualize jill!!" and in-game they take great pains to make her a stronk woman yet there are at least two separate instances of the writer's barely disguised fetish
>>738418047take him out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes
>>738418047>Shotgun a leg>Knife them to death on the groundnothin' personnel
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>>738420121I don't know if it's possible to shoot them without a infra scope, but you can still just kill them normally. They don't actually have regenerading or infinite health, they just have a FUCKTON of health.Also fun fact, the fully upgraded bolt-action rifle deals so much damage that you can actually kill a regenerador in less shots than it has parasites (assuming it's one with the maximum possible parasites), so sniping the parasites off them ends up being less efficient.
>>738418047>breathing intensifies
>>738420248Why is the inside made of lava?
I've spent more time masturbating to Resident Evil than I have playing the games.
>>738420649we know, thats why you're on /v/
>>738420305I've never played RE4, the guy on the left looks like a burnt construction worker
>>738419036>>738419039lol
I wouldn't I would run my ass away while crying.
>>738420161capcom just hates actually scary designs now so they go so over the top in 'horror aesthetic' that it stops being actually frighteningIts all weird flesh and goo monsters that are clearly intended to be scary looking but aren't actually unsettling in any way Its sort of the same way killing floor sequel zed designs stopped having any bite, they've gone from looking like a once living creature that's been abused and tortured into becoming a monster into just some fucking thing
>>738420642lava cooch/butthole thing
>>738418047Tell him only faggots like his game
>>738421308>once living creature that's been abused and tortured into becoming a foreskin penis with legsIf KF3 released any other time besides the current era it would be a historic failure. But now games just flop and nobody even pretends it's not just a big kike scam to launder money.
>flabby white creature that can't be reasoned withI'd tell him that donald trump is holding a convention some place else
>>738418047I’d help him set up an OnlyFans account to make money off lonely white married men and rich Arabs.
They made them so much more annoying in the remake. Holy shit you fat fuck stop fucking sliding along the floor like a snake and get UP so your dogshit hitboxes for your parasites work right
>>738418047Why did the remakes make the BOWs meatier across the board?
>>738420161Bloated from parasites
>>738422451Maybe something to do with the mocap? I got no clue, maybe they just had people that like fat bitches working on the models.
>>738418047I would study the blade and chop him to pieces with a japanese katana sword
>>738422451more polygons = betterer, saar
>>738418047jogger vs marphan syndrome
