It seems today, that all you see, is too much cross-promotion...
I won't lie - Lois Griffin is a MILF
Why are all women in most western cartoons so fucking ugly?
>QUICK TO THE UNREAL ENGINE 5>WOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHH OH GOD OH GOD OH MY GOD>PETER WHAT THE HELL>JOE JOE GET INSIDE THE SHADERS ARE STILL COMPILING>WHAT THE HELL PETER THE CPU IS HITTING 90 DEGREES>WOAAAAAAAAA- O, O, O, O, O, O->*ue5.exe has stopped responding*
>>738422439True to life
>>738422327Who cares about those ugly bitches, Where's Francine?
>>738422439they're trying to make you laugh (and cry) instead the anime approach of trying to make you jerk off
Favorite Family Guy episode?
>>738422513>JOE JOE GET INSIDE THE SHADERS ARE STILL COMPILING
>>738422552>Petah, Sans Undertale is at da door for you
>>738422327PEGGY HITTIN DAT SHIT!!!!!!
>Lois Griffin>Linda Belcher>Peggy Hill>no Loretta Brown
>>738422552Definitely the one where they're in the post apocalypse trying to find that Twinkie factory.
>>738422718Fully expecting Toby Fox in Family Guy after Toy Story 5.
is this a mother's day bundle or something?
>>738422552I like all the brian & stewie episodes because they're both just awful to each other.
>>738422552Early Stewie and Brian multiverses were litty
Lois can absolutely get it.
>>738422327I hate being a zoomer so much, literally just blow my brains out with a 12 gauge.
MUCH LIKE HOW 90% OF THE INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS COLLAPSED & CONDENSED INTO A HANDFUL OF WEBSITESIN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE A SINGLE SUPERMEDIACONTAINING ALMOST ALL OF WHAT WE CALL TODAY "VIDEO GAMES" & "MOVIES" & "TV SHOWS"THOSE NAMES WILL BE FORGOTTENIT WILL ONE DAY BE A SINGLE PIECE OF UBERMEDIA CONTAINING ALL
Peggy 18.
>>738422327When is she getting in?
>>738423079You know I will.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znQ4lOZ9XKA
>>738422327who the fuck watches bobs burgers
>>738423029all you have to do is shut down internet access in india, china, pakistan and israel and all the world's issues are solved.
>>738422513Made me laugh
It's amazing how well the artists at Fortnite manage to make 2D characters work so welll in 3D.
>>738422552the one that's a fake DVD commentary
>>738422513>JOE JOE GET INSIDE THE SHADERS ARE STILL COMPILINGholy fuck my sides
>>738422552The one where brian and stewie are stuck in a bank and the entire episode is esstentially seth speaking to himself.
>>738422552The one where Meg and Neil intern at the local TV station.
>Peggy doing THAT danceThey know the audience
>>738423117Too much of a porn icon for Gen Z.
>>738422552The new season pilot where Lois and Stewie bond was wholesome af
>>738423260like who?
>>738422439Because your mind is fried from watching shitty sameface moeblob anime all the time.
>>738423148All of those goons operate in the states, it's a lost cause
>>738422513BWAHAHA
>>738422552FREAKING FCC
>>738423679All of them.Not every 2D cartoon translates well into three dimensions. The Simpsons are a good example of this. They’re so stylized that there are practically no 3D elements in their faces, which is why 3D models of Homer have always been absolute garbage everywhere, except for the one in Fortnite.
>>738423595True
Marge is the only adult cartoon mom that I don't think is hideous (image related might be slightly exaggerated)
>>738423573Bill?
>>738422552Road to Rhode Island
>>738422439>i can't jack off to them so they're ugly!They're not. Women don't exist for you to think about sexual shit you mentally ill retard.
I don't get why so many people want to fuck lewis
>>738423595She's too good for Richard.
>>738423883that does look pretty neat. i never realised
>>738424187AIn't no way mans just tried to spell Lois.
>>738422552The one were they get relocated to the South
>>738422327Where's Francine?
>>738422513Hearty laugh
>>738423028The fact that this inspires disgust in you should tell you that you still have a soul and haven't been tainted it.
Something bothers me about seeing corporations referencing or pandering to stuff that originated on the internet long ago. Discussions online about cartoon milfs being turned into microtransactions in a shitty game feels like when dumbass normalfags start talking about goth mommies or whatever.
>>738424187She's motherly while also being seductive and has a dorky voice.
>>738424604Blame esports. They opened the corpo floodgates to the culture with MLGs I remember it like yesterday.>g-guys if you're edgy the corpo won't invest in us don't you want to grow
>>738423595The unfortunate amount of Lois porn only tells me that ain't much of an issue.
>>738422552Death Lives
>>738424140literally what they're for
>>738424704>everything must be censored to cater to advertiserseugh
Digital dancing, hey this is fun.
>>738422327Lois got a chest buff, I approve.
>>738424332trying to find religious tolerance in the south is like trying to get sneakers o'toole to take his sneakers off
>>738422552the band one
>>738422327at least Nintendo stayed out of that
>>738422513i read this in homar simpson's voice
>>738425290lil bro thinks it was Nintendo's decision not to be in it and not Epic backing out because they didn't want anyone who wasn't on a Switch to be able to see Samus
>>738422552>mfw i haven't seen it for 20 years due to that south park episode
>>738422552Modern family guy is basically "haha look I'm describing the cliche thing in movies" which is dogshit but the brian and stewie episodes are still goodit's an extremely good dynamic and I never get tired of their episodes
>>738424712Lois is a character from a show that aired in 1999 and still has less porn than Nicole a character from a show that aired 2011.
>>738422552Its a hard toss up between "PTV" and "Petarded"
>>738425390it wasn't Epic "backing out", nintendo only wanted their characters to be on nintendo versions of fortnite and when Epic said no nintendo told them no deal then (in other words nintendo decided to stay out after negotiations failed)
>>738425539>Nintendo agrees to have character in game>but only on their system>This is stupid so Epic doesn't do ityeah that totally means Nintendo pulled out of it, retard
>>7384255831 nintendo approaches epic.2 epic stands still.3 nintendo offers to use characters but on switch only.4 epic says no but it's fine if it's everywhere.5 nintendo says no and backs away from epic who is still in the same spot, nintendo decided to stay out of fortnite>(you): durr epic backed out
>>738422435lois is literally just a taller redhead version of meg and everyone says meg is ugly
>no francineno interest
>>738422513`
>>738425912Yes but as demonstrated in a bunch of episodes like >>738425197 Meg's main problem is her sense of style, fix that and people tell her she's attractive.
>>738426079
>>738426172>dress like a whore and people will like youwonderful messaging
>>738426258since when was that not true
>>738426172No, thats alternate universe Meg
>>738422435not until season 15
>>738426278it's never been true. people paying attention to you because they want to fuck you doesn't mean they like you
>>738426258Holy moly the pearl clutching. >>738426317The point being she needs more than a sense of style. She also needs to believe in herself.
>>738426278since civilized society
>>738425912Meg would be cuter if she ditched the hat
>>738426383There is no point because the version you posted is not the canon version, it's one with a totally different body. Again we just have to look at >>738425197 where she isn't that idealized but still decent, she has an hourglass indent which you can't fake with clothes.
>>738425912Meg presumably to the people in her own show has a frumpy body, a unibrow, a mole, bad teeth, also wears glasses.
>>738422513Posts like this are why I still come to this shithole
>>738426551>all of the multiverses don't add up to 1 megOkay midwit. My bad. Let's work within what you're capable of.
>>738426172She's an uggo in that universe too
>>738426670Not according to my cock.
>>738422552https://youtu.be/ocQsWXudESw
>>738422327Brought to you by NVIDIA
>>738422383And twitter posts on /v/...
>>738422513kekarooski
>>738426572HEY IT'S FAT KEVENLET'S GET YOU LAID
>>738422513woah lag ahoy
>>738428140Butt where are those good old fashioned 40k threads...
Favorite family guy joke?
>>738422513https://youtu.be/BfaG0Qi9XC4
>>738425413That is the most ugliest asuka I have ever seen dawg
>>738426258Dont hate the player hate the game
>>738428386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eoaeFE2Z1k
>>738423602>watching this one>the bonding is pretty nice>Stewie: "hey you know peter kinda abuses you">Lois: "oh well he will be dead in a couple years. and then i will use his money. i got plans.">Stewie: "Brian really likes you btw">Lois: "Oh well he will be dead in a couple years"Lois just has to be a total cunt every episode huh
>>738428386Finish on the Bach, never on Debussy.
>>738422439>file name starts in 10you are old as fuck and you're still a retard
>>738422327Can we get fat Peter now?
>>738428547I think it's par for the course for a hot chick coming from wealth. Plus, Brian's a dog and a douche one at that.
>>738422327It is moderately cute to add their wives since they're in the game on mother's day. Moderately cute.
>>738428547I mean Lois is just as evil as Peter, who is just as evil as Stewie, who is just as evil as Brian, who is just as evil as Chris, who is just as evil as Meg, etc. Literally all of them are sociopaths who act however the episode or pop culture reference requires.It would be weird if they were trying to make a genuine message about him being 'abusive' while ignoring that Lois has killed like dozens of people across the show.
>>738429395I meant since the husbands are already in.
>>738422327we love peggy in this househttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6YR1EvOS78
>>738423930What about Dexter's mom?
Tim, add this as an emote for Linda and I'll buy every other item in the shop toohttps://youtube.com/shorts/jwEqZ4iDdfA?si=gTGPe1cOpJH-4l-X
>>738429473I think this is why American Dad persists in a better state of mind to people when it was originally satirizing the Bush era, right-wing family. All the characters do their own thing and have varying moralities and ways they all interact. The ironic thing is Francine is more insane than Lois but also a much better mother.
Lois is kinda cute.
>>738429721shes hot>>738429762if linda looked like this i would watch the show more
>>738429762S E X O
>>738422552that one with the jew that got banned from television
>>738422327King of the Hill had a much better longer duration of good episodes and it closer matched The Simpsons superior writing than any of Seth Macfarlanes stuff. Family Guy was shorter in how many episodes/seasons were great. American Dad was good for a while too but eventually some creative burn that Seth had while writing FG spilled over into ADI still haven't watched Bob's burgers yet other than catching some odd episode on tv sometimes. I don't know what to make of it or if I've missed anything.
>>738429769If Seth gave Lois a drop of Francine's edge she'd be so much better as a character. Deep down she has it too coming from old money and all.
>>738429976>>738430525ehryel really knows how to unlock her potential
>>738423930For me it's the way Troglor draws her
>>738422552Both Airport '07 and Sibling Rivalry always stuck out to me ever since I first saw them as a lad.But my personal fave has to either be PTV or Meet The Quagmires.
>>738422552The one where they all fought in the living room.
>>738422552Unironically the Stewie and Brian episode about suicide in the bank vault, it really helped me when I was having a tough time irl and it was touching to the sovl.
>>738422439what are you talking about, anon?
This thread made me realize most of /v/ is under the age of 25.Family Guy was funny in maybe the first 3 seasons, but it always just boiled down to "haha le funny reference or cutaway gag".
I like how they went from Quagmire being a rapist to now he just has a bunch of cats and hates Brian because... people really like that one clip where he calls out Brian's bad behavior despite being a worse person
>>738431179Oh my god anons. This guy is above it all. Look at him levitate and shit using just his brain. Poggers.
Remember: Before you feel depressed, sad, or upset just remember that there are people out there who jerk off to Simpsons, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, or American Dad porn.
>>738430707Also if i were to compare a show that i think surpassed Family Guys crass sort writing I'd just pick South Park over it. Especially post the 90s and into the 2000s when Trey and Matt improved the production values because during that era it was closer to what FG writing was like but simply better because it wasn't reliant on cut away gags to make jokes all the time. SP's style of delivery was better.
>>738423504>>738431137/v/ros...
>>738431352
>>738431137hope you're doing ok anon
>>738431352nothing wrong with that
>>738431352>not jack off to Lois Francine or Haileygay
what's the criteria to getting into fortnite? zooms don't know King of the Hill.
>>738431352I am so fucking attracted to Francine in American dad but ffs the porn is so abysmal that my dick wise's up
Ok, I've got to ask: Is Bob's burgers popular? Never seen anyone talking about it in real life or social media. It doesn't even look funny or quirky.
>>738425912Meg in canon is supposed to look more like Peter which is why she's seen as being so ugly.
>>738431902I abhorred the artstyle when i first saw it advertised but it's alright, the fact i managed to chagne my mind on it means it's atleast a little goodI liked the voiceacting being relatively calm for the dad and the oldest daughtertl;drreally ugly, but unoffensive decent show>>738432031she has huge knockers?
>>738431709>zooms don't know King of the Hill.Anons really still think zoomers are like 5 years old?
>>738422552The Willy Wonka episode but with beer.
>>738422834fucking what
>>738432225One of the extremely few episodes that uses the sunroom
>>738432225https://youtu.be/oV_t-zdRA3M
When's it her turn.
>>738432598to have sex?with my dick? (or cock)
Has anyone made any Fortnite Machinima using the guest characters? I really want to see Peter, SpongeBob, Beavis and Butthead and spiderman beat the shit out of each other.
>>738431179Half the people saying their favorite episode are naming ones from early seasons, you festizio.See, I can make up words too.
>>738422435What a truly shocking and controversial opinion. I wish you would have lied.
>>738422327Are we ever getting the fucking file type info back on this dogshit website?
Would the world self-destruct if he got a skin?
>>738433576At this point I'm convinced Hiroshimoot is intentionally enshittifying the website
>>738433576works on my machine
>>738433576Shows as a webm for mePerhaps its your userscript for 4chan. I don't use them so it shows the file type.
>>738433576https://github.com/nick-s-b/4chan-xt/releases
>>738433576>uses tranny scriptsyou people are as bad as phone posters
>>738423930Someone post the webm of the offical Simpsons account streaming to promote th simpsons crossover and someone named nigger adds her as a friend
>>738431352Don't talk shit about Apostle
>>738433727thank you anon.
When's it his turn.
>>738431352These people should post their favorite source material
>>738433801Rent-free
>>738434689
>>738426572>>738428270Good memories from bullying that page and make porn of that character to piss off that cuck
>>738422552>>738422513>>738422327I haven't watched family guy since the original handful of seasons. Is it worth watching any of the new shit? Do the old ones holdup?
>>738430747Francine is the absolute hottest cartoon mom out there
Fortnite taught me to never create a new popular dance routine because Epic can just steal it, never credit me, and make millions off retards because you have no trademark or copyrights over dance moves.
>>738435025The first few seasons still hold up in terms of absurdist humor, anything past the first few were never worth watching.
>>738422327Ayy Lois...
>>738435061Trvke.
>>738422327>>738422513>>738422552so 4chan finally stopped acting like they're too good for family guy now?
>>738435819>HOLY FUCK I'M COMING... AH... CHRIS...
>>738435819>>738435838Holy moly!
>>738435819>>738435838>>738435885send these to seth
>>738435819>>738435838>>738435885Chris having a huge dick is canon btw.
>>738435885MR. ADVERTISER, GET DOWN!!
why people have such lust for lewis the old jersay woman her hair is fucking red
>>738436069Who the fuck is Lewis you got a new boyfriend?
>>738436013I don't see an artists watermark, is AI that good? Or someone really skilled?
what'd I miss?
>>738436092sfan
>>738425413Family Guy was always funnier than South Park, which is why it made Matt & Trey seethe so hard. Team America was their best work because it relied on Family Guy absurdity humor.
>>738436092sfan is one of, if not, the best on-model animator out there.
>>738422435francine is better
>>738435061Nope, ChiChi mogs all
>>738422513Thank you Anon, I needed this laugh more than you could know.
>>738423930Used to think she looked ugly like all Simpson characters, now Im obessed with her.
>>738436231>that jumpscarelol
>>738425912>everyone says meg is uglyeveryone is wrong
>>738422552when all of quahog gets body swapped or the reverse time one, also road to the multiverse
>>738436231I like how Meg and Adam We have an implied relationship in multiple occasions.
>>738422327the fuck is wrong with her face
>>738426172>what you get when you ask for a /v/tard to post on model art of a female character
>>738436395
Is anyone else on mobile not having any of the videos load??
>>738431352For me it's Lisa
>>738436417Problem?
>>738436478based!
>>738436013>>738436058>>738436130>>738436186>>738436252For archive.
>>738436452hehehehehe this guy uses an iphone
>>738436478
>>738436478one of my earliest faps was to some simpsons-porn.com something like that I just found randomly good times...
>>738436013>>738436058>>738436130>>738436186>>738436252It's a shame Sfan seems to not be doing these anymore due to patreon changes and incest porn.
>>738436954There's no way around it. The pixels are blood relatives after all.
>>738422513
>>738436954damn i was really hoping for more american dad and rick and morty ones hes the only one who does on model characters so well and animate
>>738435061Need a hard-boiled blonde girl in my life..
>>738431184Quagmire is a literal rapist so it is weird that they turned him into some weird moralizer. Like an actual literal rapist and someone who would happily have sex with underaged girls.
>>738422327https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ualWCLVGJMI
>>738425912That’s the joke, they see what we don’t, and what we see is a smaller brunette Lois, who is deemed hot, in a style where everyone has same face.
>>738436805She was one of my earliest faps and stayed ever since, she's the reason I'm into lolis.
>>738437439He literally raped Marge and then killed her entire family
>>738436478Where do you find good art of her? I can only ever find garbage stuff that makes her an adult
>>738431179>leDid trollfaces make you DX?
>>738437439Times are different. The Overton window shifted too much to show that level of harassment to a normie audience because monkey see monkey do apparently. Always sunny covered it well in this episode imo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U8Cwlo6fzE
>>738437691this is why I don't buy into the whole "zoomers are a le based and red-pilled" generation, because despite them turning porn into a meme, they're all prudes
>>738437613https://vocaroo.com/1eCBfaHRcicT
>>738437439>quagmire was tapping this jbtbased
>>738436478>>738436524>>738437613>>738437908why are you like this
>>738422546>>738423707>>738424140you're too young for prime CN and it shows
>>738422327WEBMs don’t seem to work properly it’s been like that for a few days
>>738437908It's weird how we're so far gone as a society now that at one point in time, people making jokes about Lisa and Bart having sex was just seen as a dumb edgy joke that no one took seriously, to now it being something someone actually gets off to
>>738422439Your pic related is ugly… bitch
>>738438009I still have this embarrasing childhood moment where I somehow discovered simpsons porn and I thought it wa the funniest shit ever. Like just the idea of them having sex was so dumb to my kid mind I thought it was hysterical and tried to family members. I was like "Come look how fucking funny this is!!!" and its just simpsons porn.
>>738422327I got a glock in my rarri
>>738422513The thread was made for this post wasn't it
>>738438135I remember me, my brother, and my cousin on the family computer found some website where someone had very crudely drawn over cels of Winnie the Pooh and Tigger and shit and gave them huge dicks and they were blowing and fucking each other and we thought it was hilarious. It being sexual or something that someone may actually get off to wasn't even a factor. But now the internet is chock full of what I'd call retard porn.
>>738438135What's weird about that? The earliest origins of Rule 34 were jokes. It was about "raping your childhood" and depicting deranged things. Turning it into actual porn came much later when guys like Zone started doing too good of a job drawing it.
>>738422327Models don't look great but I'll always welcome more attention to Fox animation MILFs.
>>738437951Why aren't you?Afraid you might like it?
>>738438314I kind of miss this sort of art demanding a joke
>>738438314And now people can literally melt their brains in real time by generating petabytes of AI porn of quite literally anything they see. At least before you actually had to have some merit as an artist in order to draw some crazy fucked up and shocking shit. Now anyone can do it.
>>738422552>Peetur, Lyndis Fire Emblem is at the door for you
>>738432598Wouldn't feel right without Jack and Jack is built like a fridge.
>>738437628You have to look where loli is allowed. Pixiv, atfbooru, sadpanda, baraag.>>738437908Oh my... Saved.
>>738422327>LoisBasedWho the fuck cares about Slop's Burgers or King of the Shit
We don't have enough money to keep our employees but here's another licensed product!
>>738422439They aren't
>>738422552The one where Peter outfarted Michael Moore
>>738438593Isn't this woman asian? Her eyes are way too round and her skin isn't yellow enough. Also, Tricia Takanawa is possibly the only female in all of those ugly shows to make my penis twitch.
>>738422552I don't remember any full episodes, but my favourite will probably be the one where Peter becomes a gigachad and Lois lusts over him.
>>738422435I can't believe a fat, underemployed alcoholic like Peter was able to get her.
>Simpsons has been around since the 80s>Homer and Marge originally went to high school in the 70's>Now in the new season, Homer is a 39-year-old millennial
>>738431352For me, it's King of the Hill
>>738431352Hell yeah manBut it's so hard filtering through all the shitty airbrushed or MS Paint stuff, also just random extreme kinks out of nowhere.
>>738438695I read this in Seth's buddy voice, the guy who always sounds like a generic white man in almost every episode (or used to, haven't seen the new seasons).Family Guy is funny, it was better early on like everything else but it found ways to always push the bar like South Park, except Fanily Guy could do more since the characters aren't tied to fixed personalities for the most part.>people love Randy>he's the guy always doing random shit
>>738438865not my simpsons
>>738422439I'd agree if not for my unhealthy obsession with Edna KrabappelDr Mrs the Monarch and Leela, too
>>738422439>Dexter's mom>Francine>Danny Fenton's mom>Marge
>>738438937South Park is arguably worse than Family Guy at this point, and it's been shit for over a decade now. Matt and Trey can say what they want about Seth, but they're just as culpable. Honestly, I find them extremely pretentious at this point. Show's never really been the same since they killed Chef anyway, but they did the same exact shit the Simpsons did where they just kept finding topical things to make episodes about, and so many of those episodes now are completely unwatchable. Not to mention making Randy the main character, and then forcing the horrendously unfunny Tegridy Farms shit.
>>738439040I thought you meant Edna Mode for a second and I was gonna make fun of you for it
>>738439093What about Timmy Turner's mom?
>>738425413Family Guy unironically aged like fine wine. It has somehow gotten BETTER both with, and over, time. Whereas all the rest have gone to shit (especially south park). Even KOTH which quite while it was ahead was brought back to turn into shit.
>>738439129>NO CONDOMS!!
>>738423504>>738431137Man, I was hoping someone would mention this episode, because it was my favorite too, by a long shot.
>>738437951>>738438370
>>738422439The hottest girls from western animated movies and shows are better than the thousands of bland, generic anime girls that constantly get shat out.
>>738422789>No Francine Smith
>>738423924Need those feet paws in my mouth
>>738439323nahotherwise you would've posted some
>>738440052based
>>738422552The Multiverse Episode where Dogs own Humans as pets
>>738439323Mami is a miracle of the universe
>>738425912>being attractive is only about physical appearanceMaybe interact with real women once in a while, incel.
>>738422327I miss the 90's 2ks
>>738440208>dude the kid wants to bang his own mom LOLthis made uncs piss and shit their pants with laughter
I hate Robert hamburger It's a very bad show, every time Gene is on screen, it is borderline unwatchable
>>738423148How do we put normies back in the bag
>>738422552idk but I never laughed harder than his farting competition with Michael Moore
>>738423029They tried that with fortnite and it didn't work
>>738439093I guess this is an early Mother’s Day thread
>>738431352it's literally the norm and mogs any anime or 3d videogame porn
>>738428357To which we used to replyyy?
Meg Griffin
>>738436543Nothing like a good Mother/Son Wincest for Mother’s Day. Shoutouts to any anon that has a decent looking MILF mom. I unfortunately do not.
>>738432598weg game
>>738435025dude, it's practically generative ai-tier
>>738439190Dammit I read it in her voice and it gets me so horny!
>>738422327Would unironically fuck all of them naked at the same time
>>738422513Is this a discord raid or something? Is it marketers and theyre just this fucking straightforward about padding a thread out on a board that otherwise looks at this game with violent disgust? I mean it's a modestly funny greentext by itself but these responses are so fucking on-the-nose it's driving the conspiracy nut alarm in my head fucking mad.
I love fortnite
>>738442812Never mind this thread is a train wreck.
>>738435025Like all cartoonsNo. And yes they do
>>738436414jeet model
>>738443018the only funny part of this image is that some absolute fucking mongoloid retard spent over $50 to make this ugly shit appear on his screen
>>738422435>MILFShe is younger than you. Remember how you used to fap to Emma Starr, Eve Laurence, and Harmony Rose and all those other chicks in My First Sex Teacher, My Friends Hot Mom, and My Sister's Hot Friend? You are older than they were. You are older than Homer Simpson. Everyone you've ever fapped to was younger when you fapped to them than you are now.
>>738424014Same, especially that yummy therapist stripping.
>>738442812If you haven't eaten anything in a long long time even garbage seems tasty
>>738431765>>738438919It is REALLY hard to draw fox sitcom porn. You have to know so much about art to be able to square the circle of fitting semi-realistic anatomy and perspective to artstyles that were never meant to be seen at anything other than a 3/4 angle.
>>738443171actually bugs is in the battle pass, emote can be bought with the vbucks from the battle pass, and shoes were free, so it actually cost about $9 and came with 7 other skins and like 300 more vbucks
>>738436478My sister found my simpsons porn folder on the computer once. Mostly Lisa but also Maggie
>>738443018
>>738422552When they go to dixe, and when Peter starts the church of the Fonz.
>>738444046WOWIE ZOWIE
>>738443786>MaggieThere is no shame in that. There is nothing in fiction that should be off-limits.
>>738436478The Simpsons Skateboarding has a fully modelled upskirt view of Lisa Simpson. Note the orange panties and modeled tushie.
>>738444863be that as it may would you be comfortable with that Anon babysitting your kids
>>738443018>what's up, doc?>not you, you'll never walk again
>>738436478GET OUT BART I'M PISS
>>738436103https://imgur.com/gallery/RoS7nY6
>>738444969Nice, I'll check it out.>>738445013If he's honest about it, especially with himself, then I don't see any real threat. It's always those who try to hide, repress and deflect it that often times lash out or lose control. Those I worry about the most.
>>738445529chat is this real?
>>738445594>picso you're just another nonce too, got itI hope you never have kids you freakazoid
>>738422439And yet they get ridiculous amounts of drawn porn regardless, being among the most popular characters ever.
>>738444626>kills himself>his ghost rises from his body to repeat the cyclekek
>>738422435I think most of you simps that find her attractive is because the show says she is. The art style is too simplistic.
>>738446061low test detected
>>738439242Your favorite episode is the one where they experimented/ran out of budget?
>>738445881You're exactly the type I would never trust my kids with.
>>738428357>40k>GoodLmao unc is behind on his loan payments for the figurine collection
>>738422327Family Guy sucked as a show but its cutaway format unironically let its legacy endure better than South Park/Simpsons thanks to the clip culture of today's entertainment.
>>738431352it's mostly mexicans
>>738422552peter is retarded, season 4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb9dV_DP5NI
>>738422439Maddie Fenton can get it any day.
>>738422327ALLRIIIIIIGHHHHT
>>738422552The Y2K Apocalypse one from Season 1 or 2
>>738423930based
>>738422439The on model women done by the creators for the shows are fine. It's the fanart that's so often disgusting with these Western cartoons. I dunno if it's my attachment to things like The Simpsons but it's just puerile.
>>738422552The one that was more intense than the time I forgot how to sit down
>>738422439You really got the ugly femanons and trannies assblasted. Kudos
>>738432031Peter isn't even canonically Meg's father.
>>738423117>>738423595>80's/90's cartoon character porn>The character is on model (like pic related of Peg)>Modern flash calarts character porn >The design is so off model to the point of ridiculousness - especially when they don't have hips, ass or breasts remotely resembling that. (like pic related of some cat lady from Gumball)Is drawing some weird monstrosity of what a sexy woman is and placing it onto an unappealing calarts character design the only way autistic fans of flash cartoons can sexualize their characters?
>>738436157South Park was a LOT better earlier on when it had that Python-esque back and forth type gags. You could tell they were enjoying themselves back then before it became an obvious chore.
>>738440464>pissh-heh, yeah...
>>738436157>MattIt's very clearly Trey. He's the most hands on with the show, writes most of it and has the bigger ego of the two. Matt is there because they're friends+ the money at this point.
>>738451187Chris isn't Petah's son either. Also, Meg has been orphan blacked and replaced by a clone who's a Russian sleeper agent.
>>738451352I hate the family christI hate the family christI hate the family christ
that style is cute. ass too big tho.in general many cartoon are hideous and impossible to fap to so off model is requiredhere have animu lisa
>>738444046oops boobs fell in the punch
>>738430747She doesn't have an ounce of what makes Francine Francine.Lois isn't drinking homemade moonshine until she hallucinates an inner circle of best friends, or just staring at a wall all day like the blair witch.
>>738436157don't you have an episode to write, you fucking manatee?
>>738451424>>738423930meant to quote that one.
Adulthood is recognising that Bart is the significantly more intelligent one of the two.
>>738422513>>738423197>>738423449>>738423772>UNREAL ENGINE 5theres nothing funny about being a miserable ue5 niggerfaggotkys lmao
>>738434661HEY TAKE THOSE SNEAKERS OFF
>>738451424>here have animu lisaHell yeah, thanks anon.
>>738422552The one where Peter starts his own Fonz religion.
>>738448717HIGH-FIVE!
>DAD YOU'RE NOT LISTENING>I GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM>WHAT DO I DO!?
>>738439175This is just like my Japanese hentai!
>>738439175HMMMmmmmm
>>738439175stare at volume 8stare at MOM
>>738438819He works on a beer factory
>>738422513LMAO
>>738422513this makes am*ricans piss and shit their pants
>>738451614epicshill pls go
>>738440983it's workin right now fool
>>738422515>Where's Francine?THIS!
>>738446124Yes.
>>738424140they serve no other purpose really.if you remove sex and multiply via mitosis or something, you could just ditch women altogether and have nothing but men.
bump
>>738431352lol
>>738432203just tell them that 2018 was 8 years ago
>>738453489>self reporting brown seethoid
>>738453489kill yourself unfunny faggot
>>738422439That's just objectively not true, not even sort of. That such a shallow typical bot spammed on this website take. It shows how narrow minded the average weeb is, who forms their perspective and thinks exclusively through cherry picked internet memes like any of the ones about Big Mouth being ugly or the handful of "beanmouth" style cartoons of the 2010s.
>>738431352Out of some autistic principal I don't fap to characters I like, and Francine is one of them even if I think she's fucking beautiful personality wise.
>>738442812I get what you feelthis is the fifth time I've seen this exact pasta and every time it gets the same "holy fuck, so funny anon my sides!" replies with the same reaction pics
>>738422552the terminator one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzS2wy2KXOg
>>738435025The pre-cancellation episodes (S1-3) are genuinely good and stand on their own. I wouldn't fault you for preferring them over something like Golden Age Simpsons.After that it steadily declines but is still kinda watchable up until Seth stops writing for the show (so like season 8/9) at which point it rapidly shifts into something you mostly use for slopsumption purposes (background noise, something to watch while you eat, etc.). Even then, it's still more tolerable than zombie simpsons.>>738431352The more off-model stuff is fine. No worse than anything else out there.What really makes me laugh is the really shitty quality on-model porn made by spics with the most random pairings ever, or sprinkled with extreme kinks. Like Homer fucking Mr Burns or "get out bart im piss". The only possible reason I can see anyone jacking off to them is out of some perverse sense of nostalgia for a time where "you beat your shit to whatever you could get your hands on" (which I totally understand since I have a ton of low-quality deviantart shit saved for a similar reason that I'll be taking to my grave).
>>738454954>they serve no other purpose really.>if you remove sex and multiply via mitosis or something, you could just ditch women altogether and have nothing but men.
>>738461110Delete this image of me. NOW.
>>738461051>it’s on-model>it’s really good>it’s fucking crack-ships and the most degenerate pairings, even amongst the familyI just want to be Patty and Thelma gross, not self hating gross.
>>738439723cuz American Dad went to CoD
>>738431352This was normal in the late 90's and early 2000's and it's still normal now, faggot.
>>738422439>all the /co/fags replying to this post who completely and unironically fap to Simpsons porn>seething about anime before anyone even mentioned itExtreme 3rd-world butthurt detected
>>738422439if they were any hotter, they would be censored by the broadcast committee
>>738461641I love both. That’s why frenchiboo porn is the best.
>>738437978I was born in 1981. Watched Space Ghost Coast to Coast in my teenage years and Adult Swim in my young adult/college years, faggot.
>>738430747Francine is probably my favorite sitcom mom. And I'm gonna be real, she'd be the one I'd actually want to turn to with a real problem. When Francine wants to solve a problem, she will go to prison if that's what it takes.
>>738422439There was /co/ thread of cartoon Ahsoka a few days ago. You're delusional if you expect me to believe that you wouldn't want to shoot ropes on her bare back everytime she had a panty shot in the show.
>>738461384Their first impression of poaching every fucking game for EPIC exclusivity is a stain they cannot wash out.
>>738462921I don't know about the new seasons but Francine is unironically based. She isn't a snobby bitch, loves her kids, and is extremely loyal to Stan.
>>738422327>>738431352>>738434689I don't know what it is about cartoon red heads, but they drive me fucking crazy. Lois is prime ass.
>>738422439I only gooned with Francine as Sexpun a few years back
>>738422552The episode were Peter tried losing weight was genuinely one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.The pie skit of the aroma trying to rape Peter while making Quagmire watched had me bellow laughing, which I never do.
>>738422789>Loretta BrownAnon, Cleveland and Loretta divorced over two decades ago.Also Loretta died.
>>738451268holy shit
>>738431352The only simpsons character that I would jerk off to is Titania
>>738423930/co/fags are so subhuman
>>738422515Where's Gumball's mom
>>73843135299% of it is off model and you can find some that looks good.
>>738451268Women from 2010's /co/ media like Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Amphibia, Gumball, Rick and Morty are drawn to be either as asexual or as hideous as possible. Its why you often see so much off-model art or their normal cartoon heads plastered on supermodel bodies.
>>738423883>ewwww, this is the worst place yet!
>>738422552ALRIGHT A BIKE, IM OUTTA HERE
>>738424140They literally have a whole for dick.What else are they there for?
>>738460047maybe not everyone is as chronically on /v/ as you, this board gets a lot of traffic, your saying its totally impossible someone happened to see it for the first time and think it was funny?
>>738442305who the fuck is still blowing their load to Jessica Rabbit?
>The guy remaking all of Undertale and Deltarune's soundtracks as family guy ytpmvshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSMe-q-O9G8
>>738424140
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>>738467632this reminds me of the wobble meme and i cant stop laughing
I remember being in middle school and some kid in the middle of class was showing off the fact that he can pull up Family Guy porn "any time he wants" and was just passing his PSP around with full-screen family-guy porn on it to our table of like 7 boys.Thanks for reading my blog
>>738461641He made a blanket statement and deserves to be treated like a retard for it.
>>738422439It's a modern thing
>>738463961the fuck you were even talking about dumb dumb
>>738422552It was so damn hot
>>738422552when peter and his friends were looking for that funny joke
>>738422327https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jey48fetbCEholy fuck they did it
>>738429762>/shorts/>leaving tracking si=
Kill /co/omers. Behead /co/omers. Roundhouse kick /co/omers into the concrete. Slam dunk a /co/omer baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy /co/omers. Defecate in a /co/omer's food. Launch /co/omers into the sun. Toss /co/omers into active volcanoes. Make /co/omers check my 5. Feed /co/omers to piranhas. Curbstomp pregnant /co/omers. Judo throw /co/omers into a wood chipper. Karate chop /co/omers in half. Piss in a /co/omer's gas tank.
>>738469138I agree with you in spirit but are you too afraid to make a thread on /co/ with this prompt with that image and filename?
>>738422327>Welcome to the Unreal Engine technical demonstrationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbhjmh8UGc8
>>738436157I'll admit South Park fell off the edge hard.I first realized they weren't what I thought after that Wikileaks episode where the moral of story was it's bad to reveal negative things about the US government because it's embarrassing. Then another big clue with the fumble of Trump winning in 2016 and they had no idea how to salvage the storyline they had prepared of Hillary winning.Then the pandemic hit and enough things happened during 2020 to fill three seasons of classic South Park but they didn't even touch on the BLM shit, and not one joke about Biden being senile which was obvious the whole time for anyone not just watching mainstream news.SP reminds me of Rage against the machine which just ended up as Rage with the machine after they got enough millions in the bank. All of this is passing into history soon enough but it sucked growing up with South Park and slowly realizing what they are. At least they ridiculed trannies one episode and shat on CCP.
>>738440208wonder what the design documents said to ensure there was a shot of her walking out of the room. the south koreans or whoever drew that just followed orders.
>>738468263She was perfect at the stage where she was heavier but not yet morbidly obese.
>>738451343I think it's Trey Parker that is a jew, or is it Matt?Interestingly I asked 3 different AIs which one of them is jewish, the first one said neither, the second said Trey and the third said Matt.I tried searching myself of course but the info didn't immediately show itself so I thought I'd save time with AI but seems like the truth has been obfuscated.
>>738469887The problem with SP is its creators present themselves as logical, unbiased satirists when they clearly have their own agenda, rhetoric and boundaries for what they will and won't go after. In a nation that promotes freedom of speech and freedom of expression. Adult animation in general is on a downward spiral. The only watchable thing that doesn't try to sell you an agenda and HAS talent is Venture Bros and that got cancelled 9 years ago.
>>738423595Good fucking LORD
>>738423398this one is extremely low rated on imdb iirc, I really like it though
>>738442305>>738431352Another classic case of weebs being the vocal minority. It makes sense considering how popular Western cartoons actually are. I find Western cartoon porn disgusting, but you can't argue the facts.
>>738470753Matt Stone is the Jew, but he's much more hands off with the show writing process and is just the second principal voice actor.
>>738472945You wanna be a STAR, don't ya?
>>738460695Epic
>>738436414OOOOOH YEAH
>>738475479If I had a nickle for every time an anthro rodent was coerced into removing her clothes on family guy I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
>>738424140if men weren't biologically driven to interact with women, nobody wouldgod knows they hate each other
>>738422327will be buying Lois to jerk off to her doing emotesyou know the ones
>>738461384name a single industry where giving away something for free is without ulterior motives
>>738476026i only know of the floss dance
>>738442305>16. elon muskWhat the fuck
>>738422439I have fapped to almost every slut from Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.
>>738476353Party Hips, Bunny Hop, Hypnot-eyes
>>738463253it must run in the family
>>738422513>>JOE JOE GET INSIDE THE SHADERS ARE STILL COMPILING
>>738425912Lois has a slimmer and curvier body, Meg looks more like a skinny Peter below the head.
>>738431352>Bob's BurgersAre you telling me this doesn't make you a little aroused?https://files.catbox.moe/ydpqxx.webm
>>738422552WW2 time travelhttps://youtu.be/12ZaTYvDSnM
My favorite jokes in Family Guy were always the ones related to the actual characters, and not the pop culture references. Does that mean I'll like American Dad?
>>738443347Lois is canonically 40-42.>>738422327>>738422435Lois is also Jewish btw.
>>738422439>implying you wouldnt fuck peggy hill
>>7384225521. Road to Rupert2. You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives3. Stewie Kills Lois/Lois Kills Stewie5. 3 Acts of God6. Road To The Multiverse7. Meet The Quagmires8. Brian wallows and Peter swallows9. Mr Saturday Knight10. Internal Affairs
>>738478181Peggy Hill is used goods and has about as much common sense as a doorknob. Then again, she's from Texas.
>>738475801
Has anyone else noticed how a lot of old episodes have been censored, had scenes cut, or been edited ever since Disney bought Fox? Even the Adult Swim versions only air the edited versions nkw after getting FG back. Like in that episode about Peter reliving his youth in the 80s they changed Brian's line saying he'd eat Lois' poop and they cut out the scene where he arranges to fight that guy of the girlfriend he was hitting on top of the WTC on 9/11.
>>738431352Marge has been in Playboy
>>738438138I heard the exact same thing in my head when I saw this thread
>>738422552The one where Peter joins the NFL and sings Shipoppi, unironically got me to watch a local play of Music Man and got me into theater as stage production.
>>738476575https://uploads.ungrounded.net/alternate/7651000/7651503_alternate_355953.mp4
>>738429762>that episode where Linda cleans out Bob's ears and gets turned onToo bad Linda is voiced by a man.
>>738445594>then I don't see any real threatNah man. I'm that anon who you replied to, don't let the likes of me babysit anything.
>>738438819The alternate timeline episode where guagmire marries her instead made me sad, they seemed like a loving couple and a well functioning family
>>738429721>dad's trophy
>>738435142who cares copyrighting dances is the dumbest thing ever hell copyright in general is stupid
I never got why people like Bob's Burgers. Every time I see it, its the most unfunny shit.
>>738481894This×1000Comparing that slop to KOTH or Family Guy is retarded
>>738479741that's really gay. you're a faggot.
>>738422439They all have the best toon porn
>>738461641Latinxs masturbate to both anime and western cartoons THOUGH
>>738425912shut up meg
>>738436478Not even for moralfag reasons, but Lisa is fucking insufferable as a character. Why would you want to fuck her?
>>738469138>posts a /co/-related game
>>738422327
>>738461641Funny how the modern audience for tranime are predominantly shitskins. But I'm not gonna pretend western sloptoons aren't either.
>>738477571I was too busy laughing
>>738422552petarded and its musical number live in my head rent free for years mannobody gives seth enough credit that he's honest to god an incredible singer holy shit his solo albums are beautiful
>>738422327turn my swag on
>>738481894First couple seasons had some pretty clever dialogue and timing. Eventually it just became a baby show full of LOUD IS FUNNY
>>738484081
>>738481894Because le uhhh deadpan H Jon Benjamin delivery uhhhh reminds me of le Archer uhhhh so disaffected uhhh deep voice uhhhh reminds me of my daddy uhhhhhh
>>738422439Browns actually get off to this shit somehow. If you get off to simpsons or family guy porn you are an animal.
>>738448253Finding out someone hates 40k is pretty much the litmus test for knowing they are an insufferable cunt, go back to the shithole you came from faggot
homer fucks his donutd'oh
>>738463064Why did Anakin allow his underage, exotic alien Padawan dress like this?
>>738461641I mean, you unironically wanna have sex with an underaged cat.
>>738443786Let me guess, she wanted to do something with you, involving sex, but you didn't want to do anything, right?
