It’s so bad it’s just funny
>>738424304what's his lorewhere does he poopis he pro gwyn or anti artoriaswhy is he so bigwho cleans his perchmiyazaki help???
It's been 12 years and you faggots are still seething about Dark souls 2. It's incredible.
>>738424557>funny>seethingyet you are apparently incapable of accepting that someone doesn't like your favorite game, which is also funny
>>738424692>yet you are apparently incapable of accepting that someone doesn't like your favorite gameI never said it was my favorite game>which is also funnyI never said anything was funnyThanks for showing me that dark souls 2 haters are schizophrenic retards who can't read and make shit up out of nowhere.
>>738424761>take what would otherwise be a regular enemy in previous games and pretend it's a bossholy mother of filller
>>738424542>what's his lorehe's ancient>where does he poophe doesnt eat thus he doesnt poop>is he pro gwyn or anti artoriaspro gwyn>why is he so bighe had a lot of time to grow>who cleans his perchthe 50 dudes standing infront of it
lol
>>738424304Reaching him was cool as fuck, he actually felt massive, made me wonder "how the fuck are we gonna fight this?"Wish I didn't find out, a shit fight indeed.Tanimura did redeem himself with Sihn, still my favorite From dragon.
I'd let Ancient Dragon sit on my face ngl
Ancient Dragon btw
>>738424950>regular enemy in previous games and pretend it's a boss It's pretty much just a small Taurus demon, which was a boss
I do remember laughing like an idiot when I died a hundred fucking times to the thing. What can you even fucking DO?? It’s just luck
>>738424304I remember having trouble and reading that you're supposedly meant to run towards his tail when he flies and spits fire. That avoids the attack maybe 20% of the time. Ultimately I found it best to aim for his head and slog through the 20 minute fight.
>>738424895how can this guy be so kino and so unwatchable at the same time
>>738424557Actually anon the ancient dragon has charm because of how awful it is, and I look back to it quite fondly for all the memories of naked people running around trying to survive the thing. There isn’t a funnier boss fight in my mind.
>>738424542>where does he poopAre you fucking retarded? He just has to crap over the ledge.
>>738425892You can bait him into an attack loop by standing between the toes of his rear feet swapping between the legs as he tries to stomp you
>>738426921Yeah that doesn’t work
>>738427987skill issue
>>738425061BRAAAAAP
>>738428351uh oh
>>738426665You’re sadistic
>>738424853>I never said anything was funny>nooo don't laugh at melmao
FUCK THAT BITCH
How are you even supposed to fight ancient dragon? I've only ever done the toe method.
>>738424304He used to be an actual challenge because the fire would always 2 shot you after the first hit stunlocks. They patched it so you don't get stunlocked.
>>738424542>what's his loreHe is an artificial creation of mankind, using the soul of a giant instead of a dragon. He is also the adoptive parent of Shanalotte, the Emerald Herald. Like hi, she was created by mankind to serve a purpose, but was not able to fulfill it.>where does he poopOff the side of the edge where he rests.>is he pro gwyn or anti artoriasDoesn't matter cause both are long dead by this point.>why is he so bigLived long, grew much.>who cleans his perchThe drakekeepers that live in the shrine alongside him.>miyazaki help???No.
>>738435462neat
>>738431815>Gets called a schizo>Acts like a schizoLook a schizo.
Why is Dark Souls 2 so disgusting to look at? DeS and DaS doesn't have this issue.
>ancient dragon, it's in the name>not shortage of wyverns or dragon worshippers in the areaHow good do you think this dragon's oral game is? Must have sucked mad cock through it's life.
>>738437483all three of them look like shit and I wouldnt have it any other way
>>738424542>what's his lore>where does he poop>what is Aragorn's tax policy
I like how OP’s post is about an absolute garbage boss that even people who like DS2 will readily admit sucks and the resident webm schizophrenic has to post three different cherrypicked webms seething about three different from games.Why are DS2 cultists so comically insecure?
>>738424557Miyazaki hates DS2 thoughbeit. He didn't even bother to direct it.
>>738424649too real, my magic character run ended here because I only had a magic rapier for a weapon and couldn't cut his tail
>>738424304One of the best bosses FromSoftware has ever made. You just suck ass at the game. Kill yourself you low IQ retarded son of a whore.
>>738438934Retarded secondary.
>>738424304Reminder that Original Dark Souls 2 is superior to Shit of the First Scholar:1. SOTFS ruined the lighting system, cranked up exposure and ruined the entire aesthetic of the game.2. SOTFS enemy TYPE placement is nonsensical and illogical, it ruins immersion and environmental storytelling.3. SOTFS healing upgrade item placement (estus flask shards and sublime bonedust) are inferior to that of the Orginal Dark Souls 2.4. SOTFS ruins the progression, flow and exploration of the game by adding a lot of shitty petrified statues blocking off areas for no good reason.5. SOTFS nerfed many bosses and their damage, turning the game into a casualized garbage game. 6. SOTFS nerfed a lot of the encounters with the normal enemies too, only a few encounters were made harder in SOTFS. Contrary to popular belief, as a whole SOTFS is much easier than the Original Dark Souls 2. SOTFS is a casualized garbage game.
>>738424304>>738443382What happened to the Sun in Shit of the First Scholar version?
>Fromsoft fans when the hard game has a hard boss
