what's the oldest vidya you ever played?
>>738425153Probably nethack
>>738425153probably Adventure or Pitfall for the Atari 2600
>>738425153>Things you can say about literal vermin in the wild that you can't say about boomers
>>738425404that was 40 years ago…
Moonlander
>>738425508I was there Gandalf...
>>738425153hahhaha see the youngun thinks this contraption must connect to one of them x-box gaming stations, but its just the optomitry eye machine and doesnt have any electronic components! kids sure are lazy and stupid. Not like this eye doctor, id like him to be my optometrist and give him a firm handshake.
Super Mario Bros on the NES
>>738425153Mario Bros, it was meh
Aren't these "younger generation is stupid, ugly and hopeless" comics a diss against the people who made them because they're outright stating their generation was incapable of properly raising kids to differentiate between gaming and a medical exam?
Pong
>>738428057it absolutely is. but they don't think that far.
>>738425153The irony is a millennial would know what this stupid ass comic is trying to meme and never assume such a stupid thing. The reality is the boomer optometrist would be asking for help opening a file and muttering angrily under his breath at having to file electronically with the kid's insurance instead being able to do it on paper and mailing it in. He'd fill it out finally, close the window and want to kill himself when he realizes the file didn't save. Boomers were the most technologically illiterate niggers ever. Zoomers are fighting them for the number one spot but I'll always remember teaching my 6th grade teacher how to make a powerpoint because his retarded ass didn't know shit.
>>738425153Some pong clone home console probably from the early to mid 80's
>>738425153Pong I guess, but does it count if it was a flash port?
I've played Pong, but it's not like it was on a Magnavox Odyssey or anything so I'm not sure it counts.
I've played Adventure and Zorc.
>>738425153Damn Phil Judd really cooked with this one
Turns out Number Munchers came out in 1986 so it's not as old as I thought. Guess it's Pac Man.
>>738425153Sea Wolf II if you mean any playtime at allPitfall if you mean beaten/ to completion
>>738425153probably pong
>>738429426>Kids these days will never experience the simple joys of staring at fucking ads all day
>>738425153Star Trek, 1971. Not sure if the versions of Spacewar! I played count
>>738429919They do though. People will stomach 30 second ads to 5 second videos of memes from Spongebob on their phones which has more ads and tiktok shorts wedged inbetween them.
>>738425153Pong
>>738429426Kek
>>738429919For instance, ads about penises.
>>738425502"At least they're doing their part in the circle of life"
>>738425153Pro->>738425265Dang, stole the words right out of my mouth.
>>738425153Asteroids (1979), on an old arcade machine
>>738429919Lol wut>>738430635This
space invaders
>>738428057yeah. i guess these people think they learned everything on their own and nobody taught them anything
>nobody has said Tennis For Two yet
>>738425153Moon Patrol
>>738425153My dad's Atari games. He wrote down his high scores on the cartridges and I have no idea how he got them. Then again I was much younger trying those games than the age he was when playing them.
>>738425153Defender on c64
>>738425153I went to an arcade museum where everything was playable and they had machines so old they predated electronics. They had a Pong machine, so it's probably that. I don't know if I could find an older game than that; I doubt I'll ever run into an authentic computer running Spacewar. I know emulation and ports exist and normally I would count them as playing the game but when it comes to games THIS old I don't think it's equivalent.
>>738425153Pong.One of the deluxe later versions of the hardware with switches to toggle different game modes and different rules.Despite the only controller being that knob you turned, it felt very, very smooth.
>>738425153Pong I guess?
>>738425153The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Adventure
>>738425502tastes like chicken
>>738425153Do you prefer player 1 or player 2?
>>738425153On original hardware or not? I'm not sure what the oldest game I've played briefly is, but Phantasy Star is probably the oldest which I spent a long time on.
>>738425153Okay, but why is the doctor so mad about it?
>>738425153probably pacman, like most peopleI'm pretty sure everyone played a straight port of it at least once
Who cares about crummy books, where's the comics about water?
>>738439582>no perspectiveHow do these "artists" get hired?
>>738425153Probably something like the first Super Mario on the NES, Not counting shit like emulating Pong for 5 minutes before getting bored.
for some reason my brother traded his nes for an Atari 2600, so the oldest game i played growing up was Digdug.
Had a C64 when I was very youngHaven't reached beyond it via emulationSorry, I'm sure "Yar's Revenge" was really good, can't muster up a care
>>738425153Maze Craze for Atari 2600.
>>738425153This one. Still have great memories of it. It was a better GTA than GTA but Activision was a nigger since day one.
>>738425153Lode Runner and Dark Castle for the Apple IIe.
>>738425153Asteroids?
>>738428057Boomer generation is the laziest retard generation in history.They genuinely believe that they naturally "just knew" things that were taught to them.
>>738425153I thought it was fun, but I'd never replay it.
>>738425153On physical hardware probably duck hunt or excite bike on the NES.On PC / emulated I'm not sure.
>>738439582Not enough labels on things. How will I know what to think?
>>738425153Original hardware, I guess Pacman, the CRT it used had the maze burned into it, I guess some Pinball machines were older but those are not videogames.
Played? Pong. Truly enjoyed? Supaplex
>>738425153Some Atari game in 1989.i think it was pitfall the one where you jump on crocodiles. The oldest one I played and actually remember was Might and Magic Book one. Kid me had a very hard time figuring the manual because my English wasn't very good
>>738439582the sad part is that we are getting there. the "digital generation" copy pastes and speech to text so much we are getting record illiteracy out of primary school and it gets worse as they grow up
>>738436942Fuck that game.You must be 30-35 if that's your oldest
>>738443593boomer had actual schools though, and physical punishment for lazy faggots that didn't learn.
>>738446682Fucking Supaplex enjoyer. Spacebar nibbling was my jam
>>738425153I've played Spacewar! in an emulator once. In terms of original hardware, probably Asteroids, though it was in an arcade so I have no idea what year the machine I played on was manufactured. Did they continue to make Asteroids cabinets into the 80s?
>>738425502even this creature cares for its offspring
>>738425153Probably International Soccer, because it came with the C64 my brother got back in the 80s, though I might have played an arcade game before that. Strangely enough, the game was on cartridge, despite the vast vast majority of C64 games being on cassette. I think I've only seen two C64 cartridges in my entire life.
>>738425153Probably dragon slayer 1984
>>738425153me just before they send the camera up my ass.
>>738425153Hasn't everyone played pong in some way? The oldest on an actual genuine machine would be Asteroids. My favorite classic arcade game is Centipede which is the fun arcade cabinet I've ever played.
I still have my Amiga 500. So a bunch of shit on that I guess. Let's go with Wizball.
>>738446872Wrong
>>738425153I probably played Pong for a few minutes at some point, but in terms of actually spending time with it'd be this baby
>>738428057Half of the population is sub-100IQ by definition, yet you will never see anyone acknowledging their own stupidity. It's the same rule here. If they're childless, they think they know better than the most and would've raised a kid fine. If they have a kid, they think they did everything correctly and so it doesn't apply to them.
Counting only stuff that was new at the time Pitfall: The Mayan AdventureIt sucked ass.
>>738425153some text adventure of Commodore64, I don't remember the name of
>>738425153The Oregon Trail beats out Pong by one year. Obviously the original release didn't have graphics but I don't think we're counting release versions.
>>738425153
>>738425153SpacewarPlayed thousands of hours of it
>>738425153The original Final fantasy 1
>>738454135Good game, I should still have the floppy somewhere.
>>738425153Fixed your boomer slop with AI slopinator
>>738425153The OG higginbotham oscilloscope Eat my crusty man diaper, fucking boomie kids and their shitty alpha great grand kids.
