>that one 30 year old gamer
>please give me attention!
He’s searching for oppai lolis
>>738432908didn't realize shakespeare and galileo were american lmao score two for us
old ahh unc
>>738432998americhads invented EVERYTHING????
>>738432908Poletard muttposter doing his rounds from thread to thread, I see.
>>738432908what is wrong with third worlders
>>738432835What vidya does he play?
>>738434345Depth
Ayo fr chopped nigga probably had a childhood
>>738433595relax, rajesh
>>738433394YesAre you retarded?
I hate how their eyes are always blinded by a specific parasitic worm
imagine the shark fin soup
>>738432835>Lives 500 years>Slow as balls>A parasite makes you blindWorth it?
>does not reach sexual maturity until they are around 150 years oldThey are all super wizards by default
>>738432835That will be me in two weeks
>>738436727Supposedly they are not. They used to think they were blinde but I read they now think they work, well being sucked by the worm. Not sure if thats better or worse.Now go read about Toxiplasmosis in Brazilians.
>>738438406I made 5m this decade, I'd trade it all to be 30 again...
>>738436727And our society is being blinded by a certain parasite as well. In some ways we're all too similar.
>>738438609The French are a blight.
>>738438609Albanians or french canadians
>>738438609it's gotta be belgians isn't it
>>738432941Well i doubt he'll find any in the Arctic Ocean
>>738438609I-Is it the inuktitut?
>>738439057Oh you'd be surprised.
>>738436727They don't really need eyes, their electric organ is more than enough. It wouldnt have lived over 400 years otherwise.
>>738432835Reporting in, for the first time in my life earlier this year I got into a friend group that aren't scummy "talks behind your back" kind of niggers, they are interested in games but turbo normies, it's been fun suggesting games handpicked for what I thought they were going to like and then seeing those games become their favourites of all time.
>>738438915As an Albertan who gave 8 billion to Quebec, I wish it was Albianians.
so youre saying this could be shakspere?
>>738432835damn that nigga was alive to play ps2
>>738436727Yeah I hate Jews too
>>738438535That's nice if true. I'll read up on it myself
>>738439793These things were based. But I was kind of a beetleborg fan myself They could bend in crazy ways and I would do wrestling moves on each other because they had bendable arms
>>738432835Turtlecucks have been real quiet since this one dropped.
>>738440352Galapagosfags seething with their long, wrinkly necks
>>738440352>>738440448Clamchads and crabchads chuckling at the sharkfetuses and returning to their newspapers.
>>738441497Invertebrates don't count
>>738440327beetleborgs were cool, when i was a kid i had the 3 sets which were palm sized vehicles with a mini fig that sat inside.despite looking for 20 minutes i lost the green minifigure at school during lunch
>almost 36
>>738432835I ordered some hakarl from Iceland a while go and it’s not nearly as bad as tasting videos make it out to be. It’s still bad, but they’re all exaggerating the fuck out of it.
>>738439057They're always in the last place you look.
>>738439084At least the aboriginal keep mostly to themselves, while drunkenly beat their wife on their reserves in the middle of the day. The real parasite are the Queerbecois and the cucked federal government that keep giving them handout. Imagine being obnoxious and gay as California, need federal funding as much as Mississippi, and fill with organize crime like Sicily.
>>738445101Yeah because you stop looking when you find it
>>738445216I like Papineau from Look Outside so not all Quebecois are bad
>>738445329
>>738432835Akchually most gamers are in their 30s because newer generations in the US are less than 50% white
>>738445216honestly anon disgusting to compare the leeching superfluous creatures to parasites. C'mon now.
>>738445329Seems stupid, how do you find extra healing items and money if you stop looking?
why haven't we experimented on it's biology to attain longer lifespans?fucking jews
>>738438609kill all estonians
>>738445846We already know the secret to eternal life, the jews do it all the time by harvesting baby foreskins.
>>738444312someone stole your shitanybody ghost you or the subject of beetleborgs around that time?
>>738432941DO NOT google what an oppai loli is, it's a disgusting japanese pervert fetish, you'll probably end up in a federal list too
I'm finding myself replaying the same games I played 10 years ago.
>this shark is 400 years old, trust usscience is so fucking fake and gay, holy shit
>>738445985its possible but like the retard i sometimes am i could have just dropped it. never got the answer....even all these years later...
>>738446007>then there's this niggerYou're already in a federal list for posting here you underaged zoomer.
>>738438609I don't know why do we still keep germans around.
>>738438609that parasite? me
>>738432835>this nigga never heard of skyrim grandmaembarrassing as hell, holy shit
>>738438609Americans
>>738438609I too hate Armenians.
>>738438609Antisemitic postKeep it up
>>738432835Can we kill it?
>>738446007>implying I give a fuck about retarded amerimutt laws
>>738446007>being on 4chan>not knowing what a loli is>not knowing what oppai ist. bait taken ▲▲▲
>>738451210>I love all the flowers you can pick. You know what you casual piece of shit gran so do I. God speed.
>>738452952I've been here since noko was a thing and I still don't know how you triforce. Can you even do it now? I know it's supposed to be a blank space using an alt code but never found out the right one if any.
His k/d must be insane
Why would you say nearly 398 instead of nearly 400? Chances are that it's an estimate with a 50+ year margin of error anyway.
>>738454353iirc it was a site update relatively early in 4chans history, like 07 08 era, to remove the ability for any shitposter to post scripts that could autorun code by simply loading the page
>>738436727They don't give a shit anyways, they live to hunt and their ability to detect electromagnetic pulses is way better than vision for hunting underwater.
>making things upI suppose they just asked the shark how old it was, did they
>>738454519Sounds about right. My memory is really hazy of the era I just remember all the kimmo square spam and bots.
>>738445846It doesn't matter, all mammals are cursed with the aging gene.
>>738438609neets of course
>>738454909>he hasn't been replaced with a reptile yet.Bask in the sun at this humangger.
>>738445810Canada should 100% get California they deserve it
>>738432835>30 > oldlol
Grandpas, what went wrong in your lives that you're still posting here? It's the bad kind of survivorship bias
>>738432941That's almost literally me, but with anatomically-correct kemoshotas. I hate being older than Jesus when he died for our sins.
>>738436727FunFact: Said eye parasite also has eye parasites of its own.
>>738455134Grandpa site, youngnigger.
>>738455367
>>738455134you're here forever
>>738455485KEK
>>738438609What did we do to deserve the punishment of Albanians existing
>>738455134We are your future.
>>738455134>what went wrong with our livesi think this is vastly preferrable to every single other social media out there
Imagine living for hundreds of years smelling like piss.
>>738432835>nearly 398 years oldWhy say nearly and then give a specific number? Either say 397 exactly, or just say 'nearly 400' like a normal fucking person would.
>>738456140This I don't want to post anywhere else
>>738456141Sounds better than 20 years of living as a jeet.
>>738456141imagine having tiny fish nibble at your eyes constantly yet you don't have arms to swat them away
>>738432835I'm almost as old as two 30 y/o gamers together.And still roaming the digital ocean.
>>738456297Its a greenland number pun, it doesnt translate right.
>>738456606you have worms nibbling on your body right now, your point?
>>738457128not my eyes THOUGH
>>738438609FUCK THEY'RE ON TO ME
>>738438609(((Dinkleberg)))...
>>738454986I think they got a divorce because Canada has to send their water over for the weekends for shared custody.That's very funny for like 2 people. I'm not one of them and neither are (you).
>Pitfall on the atari 2600? Now that was a game.
I told someone my first computer was a commodore 64 and someone said I don't look 50 a decade ago.I'm still not over it.
>>738457924>some nigger gets jealous of you>you can't get over it
>>738436727Nothing to sea under the see
>>738438609Good post
If this dude dies before 400, then the Jews have won
>>738458031No you retard. They thought it came out in 1964.
>>738436727don't they emit some kind of light attracting food for the shark?
>>738438609the dutch...
>>738432835Still a shark by the way. You sleep on me and I will still doink you.
>>738458602my bad for assuming you didn't get upset over a literal mouthdrooling idiot
>>738432835>>738432835>>738432941>>738433304>>738434345>>738437747This particular shark is a female
>sharks live hundreds of years>I only live up to 65 if I'm lucky>My youth and prime is also spent studying and wageslaving
>>738432835I turn 35 this year. I'm one of 10 people that bought Ariana and the Elder Codex on PS4. Get the FUCK off my lawn zoomers, REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>738438609The North Sentinel Island will burn
>>738438609Yeah fuck those faroe islanders.
>>738459335Why 65?
>>738438609Carthaginians could be anywhere.
>>738432835>that 30 years old virgin
>>738459254Sex w fishy smelling women?
>that 30 years old blue archive player
>that 30 years old WoW player
I wish we lived longer.
>>738456606wait till you find out about the cookiecutter sharkthey're known to attack humans as well
>>738461263Why? We live way too fucking long and often live a completely meaningless life to go along with it. Theres also way too many of us. Even if you personally purged the world of undesirables you still have hundreds of millions of people all of whom contribute to the death of the planet.
>>738461082Why?
>>738432835398 years ago was 1628, more than a decade after Shakespeare died and a half a decade after the Mayflower reached Plymouth Rock.
>>738434345Barotrauma
>>738456606Imagine you're dying and are greeted by higher dimensional beings who sentence you to reincarnate as a Greenland shark for your crimes
>>738461759We don't know what year OP's image was first published
been a minute since we had a Pressure thread
>>738462282He's literally me.
>>738461514If you care about the planet so much then get off the internet. You're participating in the pollution of the environment.
>34>kiss virgin SOMEBODY STOP ME
>>738462471STOP! Don't kiss that virgin!
>>738461613
>>738461447tf is that
>>738462834Little guys just want a nibble. Its nbd.
>that 25 year old 35 year old who still thinks its 2016
>>738463192>2008 was 8 years ago
>>738432835naaaaaaah I bet unc racist as hell
>>738459254i love that shark lady
>>738455134Please, 4chan has been sharing space with normalfags for years now. Guys with wives and kids post here now. It's one of the few places left online where you can criticize insane tranny shit and not get banned.
>>738463308You'd win that bet, nigger.
>>738463192my buddy hit me with a 'today ten years ago' thing and I want to go fetal and evaporate into the aether
>>738463192I still feel like I'm 13. I'm 39.
>>738459335Sure you will have to work and all that but if you didn't spend atleast some of your youth on drugs and sex than that's on you man
>>738455134I don't have to make an account.
>>738455134I've been here half my life already and no other place is better
how come long lived animals like this dont have bodies that just fall apart with age like humans do?
29 year old solitary anon here. Need to make some gaming friends, or at least I think I do? I pretty much ghosted everyone I knew online during Covid and formatted my friends lists. I have a Discord, I consider myself extroverted, I just don't know where to go. It's not even a difficulty issue, because I really do get along with everybody, it's the fact that I have zero idea where anyone is. Does anybody relate? I've thought about joining some small vtuber servers or even using 4chan to connect with anons, but I never follow through. In case it wasn't obvious I don't have friends IRL.
>>738470610A body's complexity puts a factor in livability. The more internal activities something has, the more it has to work; which leads to quicker wear and tear
>>738470610We live in a fake society and are fed poison as food on a regular basis
>>738470610That's just how slow they degrade as per their natural lifespan. Humans falling apart several decades into life isn't physics at play, it's just how we're programmed. With the right genetic modifications, consistent sustenance, and cancer prevention mechanism, we could stay young and healthy forever as long as we're not hit by a bus.
>>738471086The quality of everything would decrease if everyone had even 10% longer lifespans. We need urgency, we have to live fast and die hard. There's a reason nations full of centenarians also happen to be shitty for young people. Japan, Italy, Germany...
>31>Physically fit>Work from homeFeels good
>>738446007>t.
