Look at this chads
nice shitty blender art
>>738434028me on the top right
>>738434028monke looks like he just got done fucking your mom
>>738434028>thisthese
>>738434376Your an English failure
>>738434534perchance
>>738434376No, you are the chads. He forgot the coma
>>738434312he's got Count Dooku's signature look of superiority (tm)
>>738434028>y-you're a nepo baby>I am descended from greatness, yes.
That dude was a monkey? What the fuck?
>>738434149You're nuts pal.
>>738435017doesnt he say andross is his uncle?
>>738435017He was always an ape. He's Andross's nephew. What did you think he was?
>>738435059I dunno. That original portrait just didn't look like a monkey.
>>738434028Theyre not going to give Andrew his shitty Assault voice are they?Its such a down grade from his 64 voice
>>738435102>A PINKU CATTU????????? UNACCEPABER!!!! TARKING ANIMAR MUST BE REARISTICsomeone get miyamoto's senile ass the fuck out of there already
who at nintendo thought it was a good idea to put a bored ape in a video game
>>738434028>generic unreal engine animalsthey've completely lost al their identity.also the lack of colour in this game is repulsive.maybe Metroid can get away with realism slop if it's done right (not like Beyond).But series like star fox, mario, Kirby, Yoshi can only work as Cartoons. they NEED to be stylized and the fact that Nintendo doesn't even understand something this obvious means they're fucking cooked. they're not the company you once knew.
>>738435464They're just trying something different, relax.
>>738435102>"Gentlemen, the new remake will have the saucy catgirl in ultra-HD graphics... we cannot allow a second Krystal incident."
>>738435059I remember being a dumb kid and thinking Andrew was some kind of goat, and that it was just somehow possible for a monkey to have a goat nephew.
>>738434028Honestly these expressions simply ooze character. You can actually tell Andrew is a highborn landed elite.
>>738435559>They're just trying something differentYou don't need to reach into burning fire. You should already know fire burns you to start with.
>DK gets a new model in the Super Mario Movie >gets used in his next game>Star Fox gets a new model in the Mario Galaxy Movie>doesn't get used in his next game
>>738435878DK's redesign was not made for the movie. The movie just released first due to the timing.
>Enter GigachadHis shades are connected to his headpiece so they have a function
Andrew looks strangely handsome. n-no homo
>>738434028They turned Wolf into a Shiba
>>738435878The Bananza team confirmed DK's redesign predates the movie. The movie is based on the game, not the other way around.
>>738434149I really thought it was AI art at first and someone was just trolling
>>738435017Yes and now he's going have a posh British accent like every Admiral in the Star Wars Empire.
>>738435464Anon the Star Wolves are some of the better sprites. I'd argue they look good even.
>>738435102>"We don't want another Krystal, even though her porn kept our Starfox fanbase intact for over 20 years. Also, I don't want this cat to be prettier than me, these incels need to accept a real 40+ year old woman like me and cater to ME and only ME. Make her as ugly as possible or else I'm going to bitch about it on Bluesky!"
>>738436193Know why we don't have a /fur/ board? Because no one fucking likes you.
How the fuck did we lose this to the 64 version? They added basic orchestraslop music to it instead of the retro themes it used to have.
>>738435017he makes a return in Starfox Assault as like the first boss and you can see he's a monkey
>>738435464I really don't see the problem with Leon. Chameleons are just peak design, period. As for Slippy, everything looks better than his Adventures design.
>>738436227>They added basic orchestraslop musicwe're shitting on 64's music now? can't wait until /v/ just starts making threads about how 64 was a bad game
>>738436225Ok, Monica.
>>738436040His vision is augmented. His legs okay.
>>738436328I'm talking about the remake of 64 you fucking dumbass, not 64 itself. The SNES version is superior regardless and it's not even close. This remake of a remake is generic as fuck.
>>738434028I'm going to enjoy shooting these niggas down like you wouldn't believe
>>738434028They look like they have ligma
>>738434028Now we have a different sort of problem where based on the portraits alone I think Wolf's team deserves to win the war for Andross.
>>738436493>The SNES version is superior regardlessoh you're one of those
>>738435102Methany looking ass. This pussy piloted through venom with the canopy open
>>738436493>the N64 tracks weren't orchestrated because they were MIDI samples!Peak contrarian.
>>738436631I never played 64, all I know is the remake is a remake of 64 and the remake trailer has orchestraslop. Stop talking about your dogshit game already.
>>738436040ok that's pretty cool
>>738435102This will be Nintendo graphics in 2010.
>>738436583Yes I'm one of those with good taste and judgement.
>>738436181>better spritesexactly when they were sprites of the proper design. not the shitty generic lizard UE5 model in the top pic.
>>738436659>never played 64Then your opinion literally doesn't matter.
>>738435464I like the pyramid head design, but you’re wrong about the remake not being colorful. It’s colorful as fuck.
>>738436759It does because I played the only good game. SNES
>>738436707The original triangular head wouldn't make sense in this artstyle though
Kill all furfags crying about the designs.
>>738436802>it doesIt doesn't. People who praise or dismiss games they haven't played lack a frontal lobe.
>>738435596Nta, but it's okay, I was once 6 year old plastic baby brain thinking Peppy was cheering the bad guys on to attack me while thinking it were normal
>>738436281the design is not just "chameleon" or "generic lizard of some sort"the design is that very specific stylized triangular head-shape and shade of green.the nose holes, the eye positions, the proportions. that's what the character is.are people just like 50IQ to not understand this?Like if I point your dad out and say "that's your dad he's human" then later I point to a random Chinese man and say "that's a human so that's your dad now" would you honestly buy that?
>>738435102>Left: 18 years old>Right: after 10 years of cigarettes and alcohol
Krystal
>>738436906Good Then don't use this shit "generic Unreal Engine slop" because it's not an artstyle it's an absence of one.also that's wrong. you can make anything work with high fidelity shading/detail. they just don't know what they're doing with this game.
>>738437103>the design is not just "chameleon" or "generic lizard of some sort"Look up what a chameleon is.
>>738435596>I remember being a dumb kid and thinking Andrew was some kind of goatYou weren't alone. It looked like he had horns.
>>738437292that's not what the stylized character looks like nor should it be.
>>738437292>Posts image that looks nothing like LeonCan't even read can you
I swear in 64, you could bomb down phase to Spyborg before it can swipe down Slippi. I did that when I was 7 before I went to school, I swear it!
>>738437362>>738437373>triangle head>n-no, not like THAT
>>738435102This is the worst one by far.I was fine to meh with all of the others but this is just WHAT WERE THEY THINKING tier.
So low quality it's obviously outsourced Saar Fox.
How do you like the new detailed Arwing?
>>738437930they were thinking "how can we get all these annoying furry degenerates out of our fanbase community since they have been alienating normal people for years and tanking our sales?"
>>738436040it's like I can hear the crack of a zero sugar monster energy being opened
>>738434028>this chads
>>738434028>Hmm... how should we rebrand Star Fox to make sure it catches on with modern audiences?
>>738435265I used to think he was a Goat. He even talks like a goat.
>>738434028I'm surprised this version of Andrew hasn't become a meme yet
>>738438084too fucking bumpy and too much random bullshit detailsI get what they were trying to do with the lights looking like fighter jet formation lights, but the execution is terribleshould be sleek like an actual fighter jetthe box art from the first game was perfection
>>738438084I think it looks great, exactly like the 64 arwing. That's always been my favorite design. It's a little greebly for my taste but i'll take it.
>>738434028Noooo!!!!!!!! Why make good graphics when you can have le pixel slop????
>>738439846This guy gets it. They look great in gameplay especially
>>738439903This will be good grafix by Nintendies standards in 2013.
>>738434028wolf looks like shit, huge downgrade. rest of the crew looks good.
Falco looks kinda cute though
Something I'm noticing is that these cuts are supposed to be cockpit view of these characters in their space fighters, in the middle of a dogfight.Do any of those people look like they're in a life or death battle?
>>738438994>removing the female will do thatlel
>>738437103you're the only person I know trying really hard to defend pyramid head
>>738438994Removing a female character will do that? You know most furries are gay, right?
>>738438084Looks like something you get by prompting AI
>>738434028
>>738434028Saaar
>>738438084I prefer the original Starfox Arwing design on the box art.
>>738441347>Twitter screencap Do better
>>738435464>>generic unreal engine animals >they've completely lost al their identity. >also the lack of colour in this game is repulsive. >>maybe Metroid can get away with realism slop if it's done right (not like Beyond). >But series like star fox, mario, Kirby, Yoshi can only work as Cartoons. they NEED to be stylized and the fact that Nintendo doesn't even understand something this obvious means they're fucking cooked. they're not the company you once knew.
>>738437608That nigga trippin'
The only thing this direct has shown me was that Ex-Zodiac is better than anything Nintendo has tried in the last 14 years with Starfox.
