all kids games
I kinda want to get fever but I dont have friendshow good are bot matches?
>>738438771This kills the snoy.
>>738438839video games are for kids>>738438847you can always make friends but i recommend waiting for a discount on this game. $70 for a mario tennis?
>>738439068most video games are like 15+
>>738439313yah, Im sure the age rating stopped kids from playing COD
>>738438771Nearly half of that list is unreleased and not a single one is rated higher than Astro Bot.
>>738439353but unlike astroflop, people will actually buy these games and play them
>>738439353>the Switch 2 has actual upcoming gamesSounds good, unlike whatever PC and PS5 have in store for exclusives
>>738438771Embarassing
>>738439353>nearly half are unreleasedyou only worded it this way to make your ass sound less raped. how about this one? more than half of these are readily available. now you sound more raped lol.
>>738439381Most played games on PS5:NBA 2K26FortniteCall of Duty HQRobloxGTA 5 RemasteredMadden NFL 26Marvel RivalsRainbow Six SiegeApex LegendsArc RaidersThis is what people buy on PS5, no shortage of games that people buy and play, Switch 2 doesn't really have that many games compared to the rest of the industry, so OP is kind of right. When Nintendo's first party sucks they essentially have nothing, and that's why people say it has no games.
>>738438771are you trying to convince me or trying to convince yourself? sad, grim
Nobosy here is unironically playing yoshi's book or hyrule warriors
>>738439539are you genuinely boasting about snoys playing kiddie shit and slop like some kind of gotcha?
>>738438771when will grim dawn come to switch 2 bros. needs a good arpg.
>>738439539you know its bad when roblox is top 5
>>738438771look at all that 7/10 garbage, imagine even THINKING about wasting $500 to play this slop.
>>738439604>its slop! ITS SLOP! STOP LIKING THINGS ITS SLOP!!!
>>738439573just play D2 or PoE (1)
>>738439569I was just pointing out that Nintendo's lineup isn't much different from the rest of the industry, and it's exclusives haven't even reached the height of the competitions exclusives.
>>738439705PoE isn't on switch
>>738439710what games are they similar to?
This is entirely small scale spin-offs and remakes except for Bananza and Fire Emblem and I'm sure people would've preferred 3D Mario over the former
>>738439710>and it's exclusives haven't even reached the height of the competitions exclusivesmario kart world alone has outsold every PS5 exclusive
>>738439764PS5 has plenty of games that sell good as well, their exclusives aren't really the spotlight, but they are good nonetheless.
>>738439882thats nice mario kart world alone has outsold every PS5 exclusive
>>738439910Now post its rating.
>>738439953im sure those ratings will make back the dev cost of marathon lol
>>738439953>sales and players dont matter, look at its metacritic rating!lol
>>738440002>>738440001so if sales matter more that means GTA V is a high benchmark for what makes a game great, same goes for call of duty
>>738440029>GTA Vyou mean the game from 2013?
>>738440060yes, it has sold a lot and therefore its a masterpiece
>>738440114ok but GTAV isnt a PS5 exclusive
>>738440141What does that change? Mario kart world sells a lot, third parties on PS5 sell a lot, so what? That doesnt mean anything exclusive to switch 2 is as good as competitors exclusives.
>>738440269oh thats easy. You were talking about exclusivesare you too stupid to remember your own posts from 10 minutes ago?
>>738438771Ok, are those games good?
Still no games I'd like to play.
>>738440296no, they have not reached the heights of the competition. maybe sales wise, but plenty of slop has sold a lot. most of their games are rated sub 90s on metacritic and some even lower than that in userscore.
>>738440029why are you pretending like gtav isnt a generational game?
>>738440331>they have not reached the heights of the competitionclearly they have, because they have more players and sales despite being locked to one system. You can keep pretending that you didnt literally say the words "competition's exclusives" but no other console companies' game has the success nintendo has
>>738438771>Intermission Kart>Donkey Kong Buttonmashza>Qualia studios outsourced story, but button mashing>Mario Tennis. Really? Fucking Tennis?>Pokemon Gamekeycardia>Baby game>Star 64 but with AI slop artstyle>Weeb Emblem #4586940 (It'll be censored in the west)You've got Kirby Air Riders and Splatoon Raiders for actual playable games.
>>738440386So selling a lot means that they are good gamesSeeCall of DutyGTA
>>738440463neither of those games are exclusive to a competitor of nintendo, why do you keep naming them?
>>738440476it doesnt change anything though. sales are sales and thats all that matters, correct? and if you want to be real here, they are in fact exclusively not on nintendo systems.
>>738440458Seriously, why does everyone call RH a baby game? People have had meltdowns over those games.
>>738440543>theyre not exclusive, but they count as exclusive because theyre not on nintendothis is some genuinely pathetic cope, holy shit
>>738440574if sony makes just as much if not more from their ecosystem and library than nintendo, what does it matter if something is exclusive? they both have high selling titles, that doesnt mean anything.
>>738440649>if sony makes just as much if not more from their ecosystem and library than nintendo, what does it matter if something is exclusive?how much does sony make from GTA?
>>738438771Fire Emblem has the best cover art
>>738440679thats one game. thats not even counting the rest of the massive third party sales/mtx/subscriptions on their platform. sales aside, are any of the switch 2 exclusives as high of quality as competitors exclusives? generally no.
>>738440750>thats one game. thats not even counting the rest of the massive third party sales/mtx/subscriptions on their platform.notice how you didnt answer the question>are any of the switch 2 exclusives as high of quality as competitors exclusives? generally noand you base this on what?
>>738440812Based on this. A lot of S2 titles are in the 70s-80s, with only 1 being 90+
>>738440895>metacritic scores for a game less than 2m people boughtlmao
>>738438771Now post GOOD games.
>>738440928difference is that on ps5, you actually get a wide variety of choices, and this goes back to the whole point of this thread. when switch 2 exclusives arent any good, what do they have to offer? almost nothing
>>738440970>you actually get a wide variety of choicesyah like*checks notes*an NBA reskinone of the worst rated CoD game sin recent memorya battle royale more famous for seasonal skin releases then gameplay>GTA 5, a game from 2013 available on like 7 different platforms and propped up by people buying shark cards>yearly nfl reskin>a f2p overwatch clone>a game from 2015>a game from 2019>arc raidersand you STILL cant name an actual PS5 exclusive that did better than MK world
>>738440895>>738440970What's your favorite Astro Bot level?
>>738438771Fuck Fire Emblem
>>738441069>*checks notes*you are a gargantuan faggot
>>738441997not an argument
>>738438771>Showing an unreleased Fire Emblem game instead of Prime 4Understandable