Hogwarts Legacy is freeLiterally no excuse to play it
>EGS
>>738457635>Hogwarts Legacy is freeWhat game isn't?Or do you mean officially free?
>>738457635she belongs in the designated rape district
i prefer good games
>>738457635Why would i want that garbage again?
>Literally no excuse to play it
>>738457635>Literally no excuse to play itDid you mean to word it like that? because if so, I do agree. I wouldn't touch it even if I was paid to.
>>738457635BOOBA
Boring af. Also you can't use the nude mod for her.
>>738458215
>>738457635Bigger
>>738458215>>738457635You know, you could run the image through a video-generating AI to make her hop up and down a little.Or punch a robot.
>>738457725>What game isn't?Crimson desert
>>738457635This British rose is begging for cultural enrichment.
can't you guys make her jump with AI or some shit
>>738458339why can't you anon
If you're talking about Epic, then it's not. Because you need to install DRM malware brought to you by a console loving corpo kike who openly wanted PC gaming dead for years straight.
>posting angie on /v/>>738457735>>738458335ywnbaw>>738458317>>738458339she shakes around without ai
So what's with this jumping commotion in here ay?
>>738457635free as in free beer?
>>738457635>Literally no excuse to play itcorrect the game is dull as shit ubislop-like that only got popular because of people being starved for a AAA 'arry potta game
>>738457635>>738458215>>738458264No way that is just cosplay. Someone paid her a lot of money to fuck her in that cosplay.
>>738458587>no way that is just cosplaywhy not?
>>738458386no clue of how or where to do that. All I know about AI is that I can ask Claude to do my job for me and it does it. I'll probably lose my job soon. My boss is bald, and I want to slip in a few bald-jokes before it happens... at least I want to go with a bang
Not giving money to anyone who wants people I care about dead.
>>738457635No nude mods
>>738457635>Literally no excuse to play itI dont like faggoty wizard stories.
>>738457635already finished itit's a string of collection minigames except you need to unlock shitton of spells first before you get to finish most puzzles
>>738457635Hehhttps://litter.catbox.moe/3tr3o9.webm
>>738458717You pay taxes
Secret Agent Wizard Boy and the International Crime Syndacite is freeLiterally no excuse to play it
No it isn't.
>>738458857Yeah but I don't care about Iranians
>>738457635>Troonwarts LegacyShan't
>>738457635>Literally no excuse to play itYeah, I agree.
>>738457635Why did the creators need to say she's gay?
>>738459615It's on brand for Rowling
>>738459438I played it, got to this point and thought "huh? that's a man" but they kept calling him a witchGet later dialogue "people are stupid they keep thinking I'm a wizard and not a witch"Oh he's a trannyThen I moved on and ran around zapping wolves and dark wizards.It's fun.Life is a lot better when you stop giving a shit about faggots.
>>738459615Cause she was gay
>>738459438There's a spell (mod) to fix that.
>>738459732It's boring af, story would benefit from cutting a solid 50% of it, and shortening the walking/pseudo dungeons by another 50%.Side quests are literally designed to waste your time, gear system might as well not exist at all, calling it tacked on is an overstatement.I'm sure I can think of a few more complaints, that's just off the top of my head.
>>738459615It's a signal to say that she needs cock
>>738458902No it isn't
>>738458838BasedThanks anon
>>738460000>storyidk I just did it far enough to unlock the broom and spells.I just fly around killing people.
>>738460000the numbers! aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>738460000
>>738460269Fuck, didn't even notice. Wasted on that gay ass game.
>>738460000Not exciting, but truthful.
>>738457635>age linesI bet deep in her mind she knows she's getting old and undesirable. Watching their lights die in their eyes when you ask their age is priceless.
>>738457635>dude this is free!Its free to suck my dick, theres no excuse for anyone not to.
>>738458647It is not just a cosplay because it is clearly a horny/suggestive cosplay. Anon, models in fashion/cosmetics/etc have been paid for sex, no way some girl on insta/whatever would not say no to a guy giving her a wad of cash for sex. You would be surprised what rich people get up to.
Being a woman is insane. You just get fake tits and they pay for themselves. Can't think of another investment like that
>>738457635>having sex with me is free>literally no excuse to not do itthis is how you sound like
>>738458838wew ladis there any sort of guide how to use undress ai? or do you need to be some tech wizard to make ai do this?
>>738460675>having sex with me is free>literally no excuse to do itFixed it for you illiteratesama
>>738457635What's it like to have sex with a girl this pretty? I've never had sex and im ugly and not rich so I have no hope but I just want to know. I dont care that she's got work done, I and many other men still would.
>>738457635>no excuse to play itCorrect, it's a shitty ubisolop game.
>>738460472>You just get fake titsNot even, just a push up bra if you have even a little bit of chest. Or you just do a gorillian squats and go full pear mode, loads of people are into that. Or if you dont have gremlin feet, you can just sell that. As someone who doesnt have a foot fetish at all, if I turned into a girl suddenly, one of the first things I do (aside form enjoying near zero refractory period multi orgasm masturbation) would be to just sell my feet pics. Literally free money without any of the downside of showing tits, pussy, etc on the internet. I'd just step on cakes or some shit.
>Literally no excuse to play itCorrect, peak millennial nostalgia slop. Harry Potter was never good.
>>738460839How come for this ubislop game I don't have to install and sign up for ubislop connect but for the fucking demo for their star wars game I do?
>>738461027>brown autist doesn’t understand not all comparisons are literal
>>738457635I wouldn't play this game again if you paid me. Forget the money, it's just not worth your time.>literally no excuse to play itNever mind, we appear to be in agreement.
>>738457635>frecklesugly bitch
>>738460682the only two things you need are gaming gpu and not being completely illiterate
>>738457635
>>738457635i hope we all get to breed with women like her jai shree ram
>>738461662amogus
why did she divorce her nice supporting husband?
>>738462229Because nice guys can be boring.
>>738457735>>738458335Would never happen, kill yourselves
>>738458459>ywnbawwrong
>>738457635I already bought it when it came out to support transphobia, but I have no interest in playing it
>>738459275Hey, at least you're somewhat mutually consistent in your beliefs. That's better than most people.
>>738462490>I bought a pozzed game full of niggers and pajeets that also features tranny worship to support transphobiaThe game that exposed turd worlders as genuine inbred morons. Will your world crumble even harder when I remind you that J.K Rowling is a dried up crusty feminist libtard witch?
Disk space isn't free.
>>738462617Thank you Anon, I try.
>ESG>Denuvonope
>>738457635I never cared about Pottah shit
>>738457635>>738457735>>738458215>>738458264>Literally no excuse to play itthey made her a lesbian in the game btw
Didn't think I would be seeing Angie from Screen Team today. Too bad she left Chad, yes that is literally his name.
I fucking hate Harry Potter. You can't pay me to play that shit. It was fun to pretend that it's good to troll trannies dilating about Rowling back in the day, but that's about it.
>>738462438tits or gtfo
>>738462641you lost tranny
>make the hottest girl in the game a lesbianfucking faggot developers
>>738457635Who is this and any videos of her pissing or shitting?
>>738457635shit's so airbrushed it looks like ai slopi hate coomers
>>738463202they are back together
>>738463887keep crying, prude
>>738457635Harry potter is millenia soislop
>>738457635Well is there cunny and are there mods to make the cunny sexy?
>>738458587>Someone paid her a lot of money to fuck her in that cosplay.
I've already played it though.
>>738460000Length isn't the story's problem, it's that the story is fucking nothing.>Sebastian arcEasily the least awful, and it's still terrible. The development manages to be both weak and forced, and it's completely meaningless because he just tards out multiple times over, murders his uncle, and fails to save his sister. Great, I love wasting hours for a bland damned-if-you-do-damned-if-you-don't message.>Poppy arc"Save the animals because poachers are bad! Again! And again! Okay, done!" Fuck off.>Uganda Not-Whisper arcShe feels bad because her retard dad got sniped by Kony, so she has to catch the bad guy. Except no, she's actually targeting the bad guy's underling's underling. For a plot about tracking organized criminals, this was astoundingly boring and empty.>Main arc2000 characters is nowhere near enough to describe how miserably awful this main arc is. Everyone involved in it should be ashamed.>Side questsTime-consuming busy work. Which wouldn't necessarily be terrible if the core gameplay mechanics were fun, but they're not, at all.The more I think about this game, the more I hate it.
>had 90% off on steam before>still has denuvowhy tho
>>738458838>litterenough with that you fucking faggots, post normal catbox or nothing
>>738464059I mean, if AI is improving the image anyway, it could just convert the image to a anime girl.
>>738463162nothing that a MAGAcock can't fix
>>738464601based, forced lesbian rape conversion is peak het
>>738464689I wish there was any game for this
>>738461662That is one buff, and one really red colibri in the thumbnail
>>738457635I played it for maybe 2 hours once when I was snowed in and it was on sale for like 5 dollars. After creating my butt ugly, racially and sexually ambiguous character, I was profoundly underwhelmed by the plodding game play and interminable load times. I was in one fight and couldn't remember all the controls to manage the rock-paper-scissors combat, but still won anyway by dodge rolling and using the generic magic jab. If I had paid for a physical copy of the game i'd have gladly driven through a blizzard to return it
>>738461027Because Warner Bros hasn't made one yet.
>>738464601>MAGAcockGay or a pedophile.Or a gay pedophile.
>>738458264>>738458215her hands are fucking huge compared to her head, holy shit.
>>738458264>hitch hikers thumbruined
>>738457635It doesn't look fun.
What's crazy is I look like this.
I paid full price for it on release. It does have flaws, but it's quite good.>>738464416Compared to the majority of vidya stories, Sebastian arc is a gem.I don't think we are supposed to be disappointed by not having helped his sister, because from the start it's presented as something that we can't do, especially since we're just school kids.
>>738458215>>738458264Ireland is stopping me from having this.
>>738464498It's okay as long as you don't forget to set it to 3 days. Litter works when catbox shits itself, that's why.
The virgin Harry Potter wizards:>hide away from the non-magical folk to avoid being genocided>avoid using their magic on non-magical folk>hide their school in the middle of the cold and damp ass highlands>wave little twigs around>couldn't stand up to one dark lord and two dozen cronies>only eat big dinners at school>rise the ranks by reading books, passing tests and making new discoveries like a bunch of nerds>most powerful wizard got his title by cheating with the Elder Hax Wand>afraid of deathThe Chad Discworld wizards: >live among non-magical folk, openly display their magical status>use their magic on anyone who fucks with them, give zero fucks>put their school smack bang in the middle of their world's biggest city>use solid oak six foot staffs with knobs on the end>can stand up to dragons, elves, Things from the Dungeon Dimensions and even the Auditors of all reality>eat big dinners their whole lives>rise the ranks by 86ing their superiors>most powerful wizard fucking earned his title by being too robust and sharp to kill>summon death to ask him trivial questions
>>738465483t. lesbian who's 1 MAGAcock away from being cured
>>738468854>>use their magic on anyone who fucks with them, give zero fucksThat's sourcerers. wizards gotta pay the magic tax.
>>738464059You are a stupid coomer - a garbage that has stuck to the sole of the shoe. Why are you acting uppity? It's worse than ugly, unfuckable people calling others incel.
>>738468735>3 daysit's still shit because sometimes the link get reposted somewhere else and it's impossible to know how long it will last, forcing people to reupload the same over and over again
>>738464449Buy it when its cheap play it once denuvo is removed, why can't people not think this far ?
>>738469175>fag on 4chan thinks he has the high ground on moralitychild, run along now
>>738469175Holy fagaroli
>>738469606has anyone really been far
>>738457635already played it back in the day, cool theme park, bad game, couldn't stomach finishing it
>>738464689this never happens though
>>738458587>he hasn't seen her BBC videoBlud is missing out
>>738460437What makes you think she needs to actually perform sexual acts in order to get lonely men to shower her in cash? Pics like that are more than enough.
>>738469776>>738470150post more busty AI bimbos
>>738460437>It is not just a cosplay because it is clearly a horny/suggestive cosplayThat's all cosplay is
>>738457635Redheads are a miracle of the universe.
>>738458324I got that free though. Haven't played it yet
>>738469297Might be a good idea to actually save the webms and put them somewhere for later fapping
>>738457635I already played it and did 100% of the copy pasted open world stuff and I had fun doing it
>>738470365Then why do the best redheads tend to be blondes dying their hair?
>>738470320it isnt even AIalthough it is probably airbrushed to hellthe girl is angie griffin, and her boobs are natural (although most people dont believe that, it is true)
>>738457635>freeyou pay with your time on a shitty game that isn't fun and where 75% of the characters are indian
Is there a single game out there that lets you go out there, talk to, have sex and knock up as many women as you want that ISN'T modded Skyrim?
>>738470584If we can't see her nipples we can't no for sure. That's the way it works.
>>738457635My time isn't free
>>738459615Because everyone who was involved in making her realized that she is the only attractive woman in the game. You fags always let your hatred for trannies blind you from the fact that JK Rowling (misandrist) hates your guts too and doesn't want you to have good things.
>>738470936Sims
>>738457635>Literally no excuse to play itBut there is. Its a shit open world game where you spend 80% of the time fucking around doing pointless shit in the fields. Its also comically woke.The only good part is exploring the castle.
>>738459615they never didit was some concept art in a book, in the real game she just sends some letters to her friend
>>738470445like who?
>>738457635>Literally no excuse to play it
>>738470948no, i know for suresome plebbitor found her school photos a while back (and no, i dont have them)
>>738471474>Its a shit open world game where you spend 80% of the time fucking around doing pointless shit in the fields. Its also comically woke.That sounds more like an excuse to NOT play it anon
>>738471248Yep this game has it all with jeets, niggers, lesbians and troons in the 1800's. Exploring the castle was the only good part.
>>738470936Meet'n'Fuck Kingdom, Steve
>>738463823Nothing a love potion can't fix
>>738472660I hate that love potions and the whole idea of obscure female magic became just "rape potions" in the mind of Americans.
>>738473389If you really love something anon, you rape it.
Nah already played it.
>>738457635>Literally no excuse to play itmore like not to play it?
>Ginny >Ginger minge (very tangled and smelly)Rowling is on Kojima's writing level
>>738457635I dont eat dog shit off the ground just because its free
>>738457635she owes me paizuris
>>738467079I really wanted to like it, god knows it's the only arc that I had any interest in, but it still falls flat.The opposing views are both unsupported (especially the stop-trying side represented by the uncle and Ominis), and the conflicts and fallings-out are extremely contrived. It's a literal world of magic; why would it make sense to immediately give up on fixing an unknown curse? Sebastian's plan fails because he's prevented from properly attempting it, especially at the end when the uncle destroys the relic. They might have been going for the playing-with-forces-without-wisdom theme, but having an angry relative just run in and break your plot device is not how you do that. Seb killing the uncle also feels like a stretch. The player is either a loyal bro or a nag, but nothing you do has any consequence apart from deciding whether to get Seb sent to Azkaban juvie. And there's no reason for this to even be the end of saving the sister apart from shrugging and saying, "Eh, that's probably enough of that."To be brief, the major events are asspull and-thens rather than natural cause-and-effect, and the whole experience is just so damned unfulfilling. It's not satisfying inevitable tragedy, it's just contrived and dull.
