What is currently the best 40k game?
Tight eldar pussy.
>>738462126>>738462436They look like they have sex with human men
>>738463579Lelith is for me.
What genre?RPG = Rogue Trader TBD really, but DH will likely lose due to nowaifus as things stand now FPS = muhreens 2RTS = ...no idea whats deemed best in 40k RTS, really. I do not play those much, and thats the sort of game where they had the most releases in. They have yet another contender coming up for it soon afaikVN = Imperial Bureaucracy Hero
Darktide is extremely underrated in my opinion. Once I got to auric, the dopamine started flowing like crazy.
>>738463579Bruh. You would not survive a dark elf.
>>738464026what's that expression meant to convey?
Reminder that deldars WILL shrivel up like a dried raisin and end up looking like some elongated genderless yoda when they do not get their rations of torture and harm.She-who-faps drinks from their lifeforce with their every heartbeat.
>>738467227Just take her for a date in a gladiatorial arena from time to time to refill her suffering reserves and you are good.
Helldivers 2
DoW1Everything else is bad, especially the owlslop garbage
>>738462126Rogue Trader is the only one worth playing since DoW.
>>738464114best rts is probably still dow soulstorm
>>738468336The setting is good enough to carry Owlslop writing
>>738462126Warhammer, Rogue Trader, Dawn of War II
>>738465551Its funny how well he'd work out as cuntrad from RT too
>>738464114>FPS = muhreens 2not first person but im not sure it's better than Darktide, and it's PVP is a mess right nowReally, the only thing it has going for it is it continues to be supported by Saber and the single player campaign, which is just alright
lol
>>738469001I was thinking by single player experience, GaaS should imo be its own category of shame
>>738462126DoW 2 or 1, probably. Mechanicus also maybe.Rogue trader is very content sparse (even though it's good)Space marine 1 is ok, but 2nd is worse by quite a bit somehowShitty indie games are all very niche and worse than alternativesIf GW wasn't retarded it would make >a 30k republic commando/halo reach knock-off ending with Istvaan>mechwarrior, but with titans>sir brante/fateshit vn But those would make less money than shitty gacha clash of clans where you collect primaris intercessors
>>738467965Risky.Since your own people won't let you survive plapping that unless you are a "peer of the imperium" in some way, you might as well use her as very nasty punishment for any offender to ensure her foodsupply and the plebs compliance.
>>738469532Legacy of Dorn was a decent VN, but it was in classic Fighting Fantasy gamebook mode
>>738469532>Rogue trader is very content sparse (even though it's good)bruh it has so much content it just doesn't end. With those 4 dlcs it's easily 150 to 200 hours of playthrough if you are doing everything>Space marine 1 is ok, but 2nd is worse by quite a bit somehowThis is the dumbest old good faggotry there is. SM2 is objectively superior in every single way
>>738464114>RTSShadow of the Horned Rat
We wank to Tau now, old man.
>>738471282>hag by 25>dead by 40
goth eldar gf
>>738462126that image is killteam not 40k
An Eldar wouldn't want anything to do with you.l
Eldars shit crystals, btw.
>>738471520Maybe a good variety for exodites? Dinofaggery aside, wiccan/hedgerow witch bound to a world spirit role sounds like it could fit the role well.And they seem criminally underused anyway unless its as mooks to splatter for Necron protags
The best 40K game right now is Net Epic Armageddon. If you mean vidya though then probably SM2 or Mechanicus.
>>738471841Eldar women don't look like that. They're unnaturally thin with no body fat whatsoever, with freakishly uncanny faces like a mix of Humans and Greys. They only appear human-looking at a distance and just seeing one of them move is enough to instantly tell something is off.>>738471903It's actually just a colorless and odorless 'crystalline' spoor. Eldar also do not sweat or excrete bodily fluids or gases, and find such things absolutely disgusting in humans in part because their enhanced senses of smell, hearing, and sight.
>>73846212640K mechanicus obviously
>>738462126Rogue Trader and Mechanicus are good.
space elf sexo
>>738470791>bruh it has so much content it just doesn't endyesbut most of it are 1 turn long combat encounters (on unfair) where argenta mows 50 bums down with a macine gun and you loot 3 rusty shivs and prozac (expired) off their asses
>>738472869It would be over in like two minutes and she'd complain the entire time that you smell bad.
>>738473023
>>738462126Dawn of War
>>738472647>Eldar women don't look like thatRetard.
>>738462126The same as it's always been: Dawn of War (2004). Dark Crusade, more specifically.
>>738473115Scultped armor. Xenology confirmed Eldar as a species have zero body fat.
>>738468646It really, really isn't, though. I dont think any setting is good enough to overcome that burden.
Eldar are FAT for my pleasure
>>738473228Xenology is definitely not canon anymore with the changes to C'Tan, if it ever was to begin with
>>738473295>Xenology is definitely not canon anymoreThey have actually made sort of an update to it with a RT digging for secrets and xenotech on some multi-factional controlled (yes in 40k) blackstone fortress
>>738471282>haha I posted it again
>>738462126Currently playing Chaos Gate - it's Warhammer XCOM, freakin love it. But DoW 1 & 2 are great (RTS) too, so is SPESS MAHREEN 1 & 2, and I hear great things about Rogue Trader. My brother swears up & down about Darktide (haven't played it), but I admit Jesper Kyd outdid himself with the soundtrack.
Come home, mon-keigh.
>>738462436>She wears pants nowOwari da
>>738473692did they fix aislop textures?
Dawn of war is the best, space marine is a 7/10 as well as boltgun. No idea about space marine 2 but it's on the backlog. Owlcat can suck my dick
Is there any Imperial Navy based vidya aside from the two Armada BFG games?
>>738464114The best VN is Battle Sisters.
>>738462436
Space Marine 2 is the best and it isn't close. 40k is supposed to be about Space Marines doing cool shit, not standing around in circles shooting guns from behind cover like Gears of War characters.
The best game will be total war 40k since I can play eldar and support my imperium allies :)
>>738464114Is Necromunda any good?
>>738474061And I thought I was the one who is immune to uncanny.Did the gobelina guy from LOML start reading 40k?
>>738474530Jokes aside I have to wonder if we'll get TW40K porn mods like the TWW3 ones.
>>738474530Eldar were a fucking waste of an army slot for TW. DoW4 got it right replacing them with Necrons.
>>738474916They were mid.
>>738474530Part of me is really looking forward to seeing swuads of Eldar get turned to red mist by Guard artillery barrages.
>>738474805Never tried, only ever heard it mention in fluffAll I know is that it seem filled with local gang fractions that seem impressively well fleshed outAnd the Imp Fist had some major Xenos engagement turning it in to a shithole, but are still locally adored for it
>>738462126Darktide is the only one I actually had fun playing
>>738475130This, the great Eldar replacement
>>738476309>Necrons replaced Eldar in the 'advanced race' niche>Tau replaced Eldar in the 'hot xenos women' niche>Thousand Sons replaced Eldar in the 'psychic faction' nicheHonestly where are Eldar even supposed to fit now?
>>738472647>ERM AKSHULLY NO ONE IS ATTRACTIVE IN 40K CHUDS!you faggots need to gtfo of my hobby, im so fucking sick of you
>>738476535>Tau replaced Eldar in the 'hot xenos women' nicheIf you insist on accepting that fancoomer homebrewing as a 'canon' you have to accept that Eldar will also do well because primarch cocksleeve.
>>738476727There is ONE attractive character in 40k
I still desire a new Eldar game.Rites of War is far harder than I remember.
>>738467227Why can't they just use a spirit stone like the other eldar?
>Magpie Father-librarian Azariah VidyaI will always get a "fuck yeah!" feeling just from hearing Bloodravens mentioned as canon, why am I so easily pleased sometimes?
>>738477603Spirit stones on their own are not enough. You need self-discipline and detachment of a Buddhist monk to not get vored by Big Purple Bitch even with the stone. That's why Craftworld Eldar are all such joyless fags and you basically need to join an Aspect to be allowed to have something resembling an emotion.
>>738464114Owlcat doesn't typically show off all the party though right? Like the cover art for Rogue Trader only shows>Space Wolf>Sister of Battle>Navigator>Eldar bitch>Hienrix>CassiaThat left out>Negress psyker>Tech priest bro>Cold Trader bitch>Dark EldarNot saying there will be more romances but there's for sure more of the party to be shown. It's beta for instance has a psyker companion who doesn't even have a unique portrait called Sora's.
>>738462436acrobats that wear fuckall and never display their important areas is their strongest feat
How come the next Rogue Trader DLC they went with another tech priest? Yeah he's different to the one we got and all but even ignoring making them a xeno you could have pulled from something else in the imperium over something we've already seen.
>>738477891What about outcast shitters?
>>738466906smug
>>738477603Gotta ask one of the REAL eldarfags, not a secondary like me.Pistol to the head, I'd say because it needs a tight discipline and Mr. Spock- tier selfcontrol to function, things the deldars are a bit shy on or can't be assed to.The most ancient of them are srsly still the same ones who once murderfucked Slanneesh into existence afterall
>>738462126breeding sex with eldar so much that slaanesh starts gobbling up human souls due to too much elf mojo mixed in
>>738478023GW model release, same type as the new tech priest. what a surprise,huh?
>>738478032The ones that live with dinosaurs in the wild? Something something their connection to the planet protects them or some shit.
>>738477891That's a widespread misconception; Eldar don't need to live ascetic or conservative lives to avoid Slaanesh. Most Eldar live what would be considered 'normal' upper class lives by modern srandards. The Path System is there to provide direction based on the state of an individual Eldar.If they're angry and having violent thoughts, become a Warrior.If they're sad and grieving, become a Mourner.If they feel like being productive then there's Paths for that, ranging from Bonesingers to Servants to Agrarians.Eldar can still feel emotions, the point is that they need to stop themselves from becoming what the Eldar Empire became and should always be trying SOMETHING productive, rather than simply wallow in boredom or self-pity.Elfar always come across as haughty and joylwss because 90% of the time they're being viewed from the standpoint of the battlefield, where they'll have a War Mask or a similar equivalent active to keep their minds focused on violence and shut out emotions like pity or sadness.
>>738478032You mean Yrliet & co? Same deal, their 'path' is still a pleb-version of craftworlder discipline.Where I am totally not sure how they manage their soul-shit are the corsairs
>>738478023The answer is always Gays Wokeslop wants to sell plastic toys
>>738478473>Where I am totally not sure how they manage their soul-shit are the corsairsThey're just built different
Macha looks down on you.
>>738471526based knower
>>738462126If Eldar looked like that then they won't be the designated race that performs all the humilliation rituals.
>>738464114FPS is def darktide, when you know what youre doing its really fun especially with frensSM2 is a TPS
>>738478321Mainly they are just using their local World Tree instead of a Craftworlds infinity circuit to store their ded souls I think?
>>738478637Macha is weak to anal
>>738478637Macha is fat.
>>738478448>Most Eldar live what would be considered 'normal' upper class lives by modern srandardsNormal upper class life by modern standards is pretty fucking degenerate. Keep in mind Craftworld Eldar don't even act even though they love theatre, only Harlequins who have their own special protection from Cegorath do.
>>738478023You will get more AdMech slop and you will like it. What's next, you're gonna ask why they're in starting roster of DoW4 instead of Eldar, or, I dunno, IG?
>>738462126Dawn of War Unification or Ultimate apocalypse and Rogue Trader
>>738478448But what if I want to be a homeless bum eldar? Hiding in a barrel and dropping words of wisdom on my fellow retards.
>>738479360Sounds like a Clown without troupe to me.
>>738479073Regular Craftworlders still perform and make art, they just make sure not to get obsessive over it. Outside of that they get at least three meals a day, have good quality food made by dedicated chefs, have willing servants tending to them, and are free to pursue whatever they fancy within 'reason' (i.e. not being a violent or depraved freak). Hell, in the Path Of The Eldar booka it's shown that Craftworld Eldar still have brothels and drug dens, but they're used in 'constructive' ways.>>738479360>Hiding in a barrel and dropping words of wisdom on my fellow retards.Path of the Seer, 100%.
>>738479343>ReddificationFull of shit that will make you cringe.
>>738479360So a Harlequin.
>>738479687Soo just like Warhammer?
>SS13 but Craftworld
>>738462126They're all pretty unimpressive but co-op SM2 is pretty tight.
Are there any good DoW2 mods?
>>738479620Oh yeah alsk Craftworlds are moon-sized utopia ships with numerous internal biospheres that can be tweaked and altered as necessary to create desired natural conditions.
Where my Necron sisters at
>>738480094i have 4k points of necrons and a couple of custom necgirls
>>738477603They can. There's one in a short story who used to be an incubi. He's left behind after a realspace raid, gets captured by alaitoc, reconnects with his "tress of isha", whatever that means, and is gifted a soulstone, is forced to take a vow of silence and joins a striking scorpion shrine. He's also in the path trilogy.I hate thorpe as much as any other eldar fan, but i did like the descriptions of civilian life on craftworlds.
>>738480094sex with kiwi
>>738479360Good news, there's a path for that! The path of the dreamer, where you just smoke elf meth and get lost in yourself for a century or two.
>>738477905We already know remaining Dark Heresy companionsChorda Rogue Trader Blank waifuMagos Biologis (female)Male assassin/thugThat self-loathing Psyker from beta
>the imperium is irredeemably evil, incompetent, poorly run and oppressive>it offers equal opportunity employment for all races and genders
>>738480547>Be initiate on the Dreaming path>Mentor tells you to go to the local herbalist and pick up a package of dreamflowers>Then orders you to snort them>Feel body shut down entirely as the pull of Slaanesh's maw grows ever stronger in your soul>Wake up covered in sweat in a stranger's bed>Sweat? Eldar don't sweat>Realize you aren't an Eldar, you're a human being, you always have been, you just woke up from a weird dream>It's the year 1988, and you're about to be late for work at the tabletop gaming company you got a job with>Get into work and tell the creative team about your dream of space elves with pointy helmets and crystal guns>They think it's rad as fuck, send some ideas over the Jes on the art team>Go home for the day only to get in a car crash and die>Wake up on the Craftworld, eyes raw and bloodshot, with your mentor looking down at you>He just gives a knowing nod
>>738481091Delete this right fucking now
>>738481091>>it offers equal opportunity employment for all races and gendersThat doesn't mean much when the value of 'equal' is next to zero. Everyone is free to suffer equally regardless of race or gender.
>>738481091>racesThe "races" are mainline, squat, Ogryn etc. And their opportunities are not equal whatsoever.>gendersThere's so much fighting and so much work, both done using manpower-intensive methods, that you would inevitably have to use women as much as you use men.
>>738481091>The Imperium is fascist and evil!>but they would never ever ever ever ever ever do a heckin sexism
>>738481263>>738481317unholy cope
>>738480757>Male assassin/thug>That self-loathing Psyker from betaAnd that is all they announced since alpha started?Slaanesh is not pleased.Working on Expanse on at the same time is proving to be a srs disaster for DH
>>738463579she's a lesbian now
>>738481435this is as many companions as in Rogue Trader
>>738471372Just get a new one.
First for strong sister thighs
>>738477603>>738480382There's a short story of a Deldar defecting to the Craftworlds and being given a spirit stone, and the experience of bonding his soul to it almost kills him. They have to do a whole vision quest to do it; he was able to do it by remembering the love his mother actually had for him. Most Deldar will die trying to bond with a spirit stone, unless they meaningfully set themselves on the path to redemptionAlso spirit stones are rare and difficult to get for Craftworlds, so they probably don't give them out willy-nilly
>>738481556>82337427372 pages of worthless lore>0 canon tau titsgw bankrupt when
>>738469168The choice is obvious.
>>738467227The most recent deldar codex mentions how they have a bogeyman, the Gnawing Queen of the Parched who goes around eating healthy deldar in the fringes of Commoragh. It seems like there's a threshold at which deldar get drained too much by Slaanesh and they can't top themselves off anymore, so they become zombies basically
>>738463579
>>738481751>LewdAnon's 50k MachaLITERALLY diamonds.
>>738481628As long as marinefags continue to be good goy paypigs? Never unfortunately.
>>738481091The Vostroyan used to be sexist but they in-universe got over it apparently
>>738481694OC? in my /v/?What did try put in this weed, I must be tripping
>>738463579Sex is banal. They LOVE human men.
>>738480094Alice's powers require a "dollhouse" to work within. Baiser herself would make better use of that set.
>>738481263Put that WEF timetable down and step back, we aren't asking twice
>>738481694cute
>>738474530>exoditesI'm glad the retarded barbarian space elves are a thing artists are slowly waking up to.
>eldarerm... you mean ældar™?
Why did she have to fail, anons?
>>738482463Jobber race
>>738482463Sorry, she's not a Space Marine
>>738482489>Make new subfaction so Eldar can stop being jobbers>Nobody buys into it because all of their lore is about Eldar jobbing>Entire plotline gets written off and the subfaction get turned into jobbersGW succeefs in spit of itself.
>>738462436>tightafter MILLIONS of years of debauchery?Lmao
>>738482617Lelith is a good girl who only lets her lovers put things in her butt, since she's saving her pussy for the right guy.
>>738482617Where do you think Haemonculi practice their skills? Volunteering to heal exodite sniffles?
>>738482584More like "let's make these two Eldar factions cast away anything that made them distinct and hold hands and sing kumbaya, also Vect jobs to their poster girl"
But really, why does GW seem to hate the Eldar?
>>738482758Voluntary work at Commoragh orphanages
>>738481694>You will never marry the cute commissarwhy even live in this hellish millennium
>>738483182The avatar was overused as a nameless "big fucking deal" for named characters to beat up and it rolled from there.Doesn't really help that the only one who writes eldar stories thinks their main theme is phyrric victories, so they're not allowed to be competent.
4th Rouge Trader dlc will bring an Eldar lady that is>Well written>Has a nice voice>Has good party banter>Has an actual romance>Also bullies Yrliet for being an autistTrust the plan bros.
>>738483475Will Raszard latch onto this one and make a bunch of mediocre porn again?
I am just glad to see that there are some fellow eldar enjoyers
>>738483246>NOT at the "Aeldari without Distinction" WebwaygatesYou hedonists have not changed at all, have you?
>>738481694The Emperor smiles.
>>738483685There's always been plenty of Eldar fans anon.It's just that any thread involving Eldar always attracts one of two autists on the site who spam the thread to death usually. It's kind of strange that they haven't appeared here yet.
>>738483475So i don't know much about the rogue trader table top version, were Eldar and more specifically Aspect warriors playable in that game?
>>738483856>spoiler
>>738483876I may be misremembering but I don't think there is anything official for playable Eldar on the tabletop. There is for Dark Eldar though. There's nothing stopping someone from homebrewing a playable Eldar though. There is official stuff for Eldar Psychic abilities and gear you could probably use for it.
>>738483876Eldar weren't plahable at all, Kroot, Orks, and Dark Eldar were the available xenos. There was a RPG exclusive Craftworld, Kaelor, but no playable Craftworlders without homebrew. The newer (and notably inferior) Wrath And Glory system does allow for them though.
>>738483876Strange enough had only rules for Dark Eldar PCs, but if the DM allows one of those already I'd say whatever
>>738483856You mean that guy who spergs out about HMEF? I can't even take him seriously cause it's obviously a larp he does for attention and he doesn't believe it.
>>738463579arent eldar much taller than humans?
>>738484250
>>738484250Yes. Average Eldar height is like 7' and then some.You WILL be the little spoon in bed.
>>738484250Taller than baseliners, still below low-g lanklet abhumans I think
>>738482463>a race besides marines being allowed to achieve anythingC'mon now.
I was surprised at how boring & shit the tabletop game is. Same with the lore & BL storylines. It's fun playing it with friends while you drink, but I cannot fathom why people play it with strangers in GW stores.
He who stands with me shall be my brother
>>738484410If you go by lewd and not that letter of the rules,boyfriend shirts are worse SFW violations than most lingerie or nude I'll have you know.
>>738484150That's just wrong, kroot were introduced in '98, the rogue trader races were marines, eldar, orks and genestealers.
>>738484250And? Don't tell me you're to scared of scaling a mountain of lithe beauty.
>>738484130>>738484150>>738484192Really? No eldar but Dark eldar, thats kind of surprising.Was wondering if you could play as a Warp spider because they are my favourite aspect
>>738484653Whatever you say manlet
>>738484410Something about Yvraine in the big UM shirt makes my brain feel fuzzy.
>>738484240Pretty sure there's two of them, the notable ones at leastThe one that shall not be named has been at it for like 15 years across multiple boards and franchises, anything including elves really. That's a genuine mental illnessThe Eldar specific guy is just aping him for attention, I agree. Will likely get bored at some point or meme himself into a mental illness (many such cases)
>>738484627We're talking about the Fantasy Flight TTRPG, anon, not the wargame.
I have enjoyed 0 of these except Vermintide 2
>>738484410Necrons but they mostly lose to infighting like what happened at parah nexus
>>738484742You and a ton of other fan artists.
>>738484627Maybe stole them from fantasy flight or the source book was updated
>>738484821Then why the fuck did you buy all of them? Like wouldn't you have known you didn't like TWW after the first one?
>>738481091DELETE THIS FUCKING POST YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT
>>738484927Only a fag gives up on liking things
>>738484027>If it's not N*ldorfag dumping his Morrowind Dark Elf folder then it's his fanboy from /tg/ posting the same 5 images with the same filenames as he seethesTruly we are cursed. You forgot the shrugging Farseer he posts all the time also lol.>>738484240The one who compares Human Male/Eldar Female to bl*cked faggotry, yes.>>738484250A good bit taller yeah.
>>738484948>>738484821>the jews are right about the goy: exhibit A
>>738485114They call me the Lion of Zion
>>738484802>>738484896Ah, my bad, forgot that was a thing.
>>738485179yes they seem to give their pets many retarded humiliating names
>>738482463>the Ynnari shit went nowhere>The Tau goddess will go nowhere>The Fulgrim clone got put in Trazyn's pokeball and will go nowhere>that one Tyranid world separated from the Hivemind will go nowhere>the "deep warp" will go nowhere>just marines bashing against marines (spiky) forever
>>738485179but are you Iron?
Isn't the game made by the eye devs supposed to be good?
>>738485729It's okay
>>738485729yeah it's ok
>>738485729Space Hulk Deathwing? It's.... alright.
>>738486086No it was necromunda hired gun
>>738476535Pirates, clowns, biker gangs, and dino tamers. Ironically the best parts of Eldar are when they take the stick out of their ass and stop trying to just be just elves in space.
>>738485371>just marines bashing against marines (spiky) foreverthis will go nowhere as well
>>738480180>Female CrypteksTo this day I am mad people didn't get a Phaerakh.
>>738481437>she's a lesbian now>literally partakes in an orgy within the same novelAs every other Dark Eldar, she's pansexual.
>>738485371>>The Fulgrim clone got put in Trazyn's pokeball and will go nowhereNo, that one will be used. It's been a long-running leak they want one Traitor Primarch to turn into a loyalist and one Loyalist Primarch to turn traitor.Fulgrim is the most obvious candidate, followed shortly by Konrad Curze (who wore a fucking soulstone when assassinated, so he's still around).
>>738483367>Commissars are assigned to Kriegers to reign them in and STOP them from charging headlong into battle.
>>738487576>they want one Traitor Primarch to turn into a loyalist and one Loyalist Primarch to turn traitorThat sounds retarded but that's all primarch shitShould've been Magnus desu
>>738487576All the remaining loyalist Primarchs fall into the "ultra fucking loyal" category, I can't imagine a single one of them going traitor. I could possibly see Corvus going crazy, but full on traitor? No way.
>>738487924It's Leman or Jaghatai
>>738487924>All the remaining loyalist Primarchs fall into the "ultra fucking loyal" category, I can't imagine a single one of them going traitor.Jagatai Khan
>>738488058>LemanLeman is going to free Isha from Nurgle's Garden. He supposedly went into the Warp to search for the Tree of Life.
>Wanna make a Word Bearer army after I learn how to play the game with my Craftworld Eldar army first>But also think Dark Eldar look really cool tooSHIT, WHAT DO I CHOOSE?
>>738482584>as soon as eldrad leaves the ynnari he starts being relevant againFunny
>>738476727Ph yes because boiling everything down into tranime is real faithful
>>738488058>LemanBased and long time coming, would singlehandedly redeem all the years of retarded primarch wank as being done in setup of this>JaghataiThe most retarded decision they could do, would kill the IP instantly
i miss him
>>738487924Corvus should of betrayed the Emperor off the rip even if he didn't go Chaos. Dude's whole thing is Sic Semper Tyranus and "boohoo I hate casualties".The Raven Guard make some sense in 40k because things are so decentralized but Corvus should have pulled a Jaghatai and stayed out of the Heresy.
>>738488136Word bearer can easily proxy into like 12 armies if you do like themDeldar can play as deldar
>>738488364>should of
>>738487924What if The Lion doesn't stay loyal?The other one I could see is Sanguinus being driven mad by enduring every Black Rage of his sons in a 'feedback loop' and knowing his decisions did that to them
>>738488136>WHAT DO I CHOOSE?Option 3, not playing the tabletop at all
>>738481869Most guard units are single-gender. It makes good sense. Mixed gender guard units do exist of course, it's just non-standard.
>>738486149They did both, Hired Gun was rather janky, though, but fun
>>738488364>arch-traitor hands types this post
>>738487924Guilliman is being set up as a traitor, abusing his power and expanding Ultramar
>>738488454Language evolves
>>738488364Corax the quintessential good guy and he had no reason to suspect or hate the Emperor like Angron (his most direct parallel), Curze or Khan did. The kind of thinking you're describing is reserved for lowercase t traitors like Girlyman who thought E-money would lose but his pet Imperium with a figurehead leader he controls would've somehow withstood whatever defeated E-money.
>>738476535Psycho elves who cant decide if they have been done a great injustice or they deserve even worse.
>>738488519Like every single major guard regiment now is mixed-gender now, I can't even name a single-gender regiment.
>>738488136Choose to buy a 3D printer and then print armies for pennies on the dollar.
>>738488619Not that way it doesn't.
>>738462126I really like gladius, rogue trader was fun too.
>>738489165Þæt þu sægst, þa binnan þæm gefeonde
>>738462126The original chaos gate
>>738488637Chaos isn't magically unified by stuff. Even on the doorstep of Terra with Big E in their sights tge traitors fell to infighting and shenanigans. With Big E taken out They probably would've turned on each other immediatley and Ultramar would be fine.
>>738489516So Girlyman was hoping to sacrifice Terra to save Ultramar then? Way to make him out to be even more of a rat than he already was.
>>738489516>They probably would've turned on each other immediatley and Ultramar would be fine.That's literally the point of the cabal plot during the Heresy. They couldn't prevent Horus form falling so the next best thing was to allow and help the Traitors win. They knew if the Imperium was to win it would be 10k years of darkness where if the Traitor won, yeah Chaos wins but all the infighting would wipe out humanity and they would only deal with 200 years of bulsshit before the problem solved itself
>>738490058No, him and the lion were the reason they had to rush the siege otherwise they'd be flanked by the full force of their armies
>>738490309You mean Curze. Cause if it wasn't for Curze shaming them into action Girlyman would've been AFK since he assumed, being of low faith and integrity as was typical for him, that Terra already fell.
>>738474805NTA. If you're talking about Underhive Wars, the RTS, No. I bought it when it first released, it was completely broken dogshit (kind of like Mordheim) and they shuttered the studio before they could fix the basic, glaring and fundamental AI problems it has. It's not even really worth a pirate.
So why has Game Workshop never fully embraced waifufaggottery?
my hero
>>738490517All British people are gay. Some British military historian wrote a book on how all their generals were histrionic fags which explains their neurotic and womanly decision-making.
>>738490517because social media posts don't actually correlate with money generation. Waifufaggotry can lead to money, but most of the time having a actual cool setting supporting a non-sexual gender neutral hobby cluster (assembling, painting, playing with the figurines) generates more guaranteed and more stable cashflow than potential waifubucks. They also don't have a problem attracting socially awkward men and don't need any particular help in doing so.
>>738490613Is this cool or goofy? Can never tell with Eldar. Except Avatar of Khaine. That's pretty sick.
>>738490639The correct answer>>738490687The painfully obvious GW marketer trying to fit in as he lies
>>738472647>ywn gas out a craftworldwhy even live
>>738490986Warlocks are cool as shit, those robes look comfy as hell.>>738489134I found a bunch of seraphon scans and eldar 1:1 proxies are abundant, so working on some exodites.
>>738488937Ah, unfortunate.
>>738491306Craftworlds actually have gene-crafters of their own. They could probably 'fix' you.
>>738482463Didn’t sell enough models. Simple as
>>738490517That is one of the few based aspects about them. Waifufags are a blight on any fanbase.
>>738490517No place in grimderpBut random blacks and empowered womyn will always be there
>>738483856More like any discussion about the eldar attracts retarded waifufags that don't even fucking collect Eldar in the first place and get their idea of the faction from memes and smut.
>>738462126Final Liberation is by far the best 40k game
>>738492118>Didn’t sell enough modelsThey only HAD three models, and all three were named characters offered together in a discount box.
>>738462126my favourite is still rites of war honestly
>>738492118This is what they get for not doing the obvious thing and releasing Exodite models. Space Elf Knights riding dinosaurs is pure kino.
>>738481556>>738481830
>>738482463Too many executives listening to complaining faggots on imageboards and Reddit. To be fair though, what they were planning to do with the Ynnari was way too close to Age of Sigmar and that setting fucking sucks. Better question is why Space Wolves are the worst faction in the setting.
>>738495916I am eternally in awe of blizzard ability to make Space Vikings uncool.
>>738496079They've done literally every wrong things with the SW. They used to be cool, lile 15 years ago. Then just nothing but shit since like 6th.
>>738496079kek just realised I said blizzard instead of Geedubs. Basically the same fucking thing at this point.
>>73846212640k mod for open xcom extended.
>>738496229Vikingwank got too popular beyond 40k, the cancer spread was inevitable.
>>738495659Technically humans aren't part of the T'au caste system.
>>738496454I don't think anyone would actually mind Vikingwank it's the "Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf" stuff that got Space Wolves most of their derision. That and them being mary sue Thunder stealers during the war for Armageddon. I actually quite like how the Chapter operates it's just the specific character lore and stuff like the Wulfen that I dislike.
>>738496528>exploiting a technical loopholeHow tzeenchian of you.
>>738494078Well exodites are potentially coming but honestly by money is on them being Dragon Knights on big fuck off Dinosaurs as an Eldar counter to Imperial Knights.
>>738496681I thought exploiting holes was a Slaanesh thing
>>738496454If the Space wolves were more like actual Vikings rather than being gay furries I think more people would like them.
>>738496670Wulfen going from "great shame that we have to hunt down" to the Grey Knights being like "lol whatever" after Magnus' invasion is so fucking retarded. I like SW, they were my first army., but damn i wouldn't be caught dead with them today.
>>738496871>these were so enormously panned on release and hated by literally everyone that GW had to release an entire new sprue of more viking-like helmets What the fuck were they thinking man.
>>738496761Yeah, I doubt an army will ever happen. A few units though will go a long way though.>>738496871This. When they first started giving the First Founding Chapters more customisation they went way to hard on the Wolf's Wolfing Wolf shit instead of drawing upon a range of Norse influences, and it stuck.
>>738496813That's literal holes. Metaphorical holes are Tzeentch.
>Samus. That's the only name you'll hear. Samus. It means the end and the death. Samus. I am Samus. Samus is all around you. Samus is the man beside you. Samus will gnaw on your bones. Look out! Samus is here
>>738497323Nintendo should sue.
>Robot Man has an Eldar wife>Jagharai Khan is tied to some bed in Commorragh being milked dry by uncountable dark Eldar bitches>The Lion has those little Chaos spawns who serve him and his legion as squires>Space Wolves are furries>Corvus Corax is literally a giat demon-crow thingBut I can't have one (1) Tau cowtits slavewife?The Imperiun is fucking bullshit.
>>738497592>Corvus Corax is literally a giat demon-crow thingBring back my nigga Birdman Corvus
>>738497592This is why the Gue'la are converting en masse. Big blue titties are too powerful.
>>738497592There are canon occurrences of Humans and Tau falling for each other anon. Just as there are canon occurrences of Deldar fucking Humans. All we need now is a canon occurrence of a Craftworlder falling for a Human to complete the trifecta. Yrliet is mentally retarded and doesn't count.
Since Perturabo is back, I'm guessing that this storyline is going to end with Rogal Dorn coming back. And since were doing another Armageddon storyline, my other guess is this is leading to Ork Ragnarok and Russ coming back
>>738497592>Corvus Corax is literally a giant demon-crow thingI kill you. You kill me. Back and forth we go, faster and faster and faster. Except it's Lorgar for some reason.
>>738498491>I'm guessing that this storyline is going to end with Rogal Dorn coming backI want to hope they would not be quite that boring, but you are likely correct
>>738498527>Except it's LorgarI get why, but shouldn't he be more pissed at Konrad Curze for saving Lorgar rigjt before he was about to kill him.
>>738498491>>738498540Who's gonna be the one to tell Dorn that his entire mainline chapter is dead and was replaced with imposters from Black Templars?
>>738499653Curze is already Dead. Corax is particularly pissed at Lorgar because he's ultimately the mastermind behind the Heresy which led to the Dropsite Massacre which left to Corvus being pretty unhinged from that point onward.
>>738500041The Black Templars were already formed from all of Dorn's favorite sons who kept following the Imperial Fist traditions instead of adopting the Codex Astartes so I doubt he's going to be that bothered.
>>738481354Imperium is a human supremacist nation of pure evil, but they worship humanity as a divine marvel of life. Men, women, children, elderly, white, black...doesn't matter so long as it is human, it is superior and divine. The only discrimination in-universe is against the abhumans, who are humans that are less human like Ogryn and Ratlings.No idea why /pol/ can't wrap their heads around actual human supremacy in the face of dangerous non-humans.
>>738500205I'm talking about even before he found out Lorgar started the Heresy. He was always manly pissed at the fact he was so close to killing Lorgar but Curze saved him. He brings that up in Deliverance Lost
>>738500921Yeah but that was after that happened. We're talking 10,000 warp years later. Sure maybe he's still pissed at Curze but the dudes still dead and Lorgar is still the main target.
>>73850058440k is not a politics platform, because at it's core, it's Your Dudes vs Ripped off SciFi Shit. This applies to your We Are The World type bullshit that you're so "subtly" trying to imply. It's not complicated, it's literally Your Dudes vs Shameless Ripoff. It's not some celebration of the bloated bureaucratic imperium (which makes the claim that it's somehow a worship of fascism when the writers went out of their way to make it clear that it's so ineffectual that it becomes funny) with its horribly sloppy accounting practices. It's Your Dudes being awesome and making everyone else jobbers. Anything beyond that, and you go into the magical world of "Most 40k writers are fucking hack frauds," which is right next to "please shut the fuck up, no one wants IRL politics in 40k"Your Dudes doing crazy shit. Keep it simple, stupid.
>>738501149>10,000 warp years laterThat can literally go from Millennia to like 12 hours. For all we know it's been like 10 years from Lorgar's point of view
>>738500041First moment of whoever is IF chapter master now and Dorn staring stoically at each other is something I want to read. Also tooth-gnashing at the state of the Phalanx.
>>738501503>dorn>stoiclySon, he's coming back, he's getting ultra-omega Doomguy pissed, he's joining Khorne. And then Clonegrim pops up, does awesome shit, then gets killed right as he's about to do something heroic
>>738501601>ClonegrimI don't even think thier allowed to even use him because of some rule about not being allowed to use certain shit from Black Library
I love me imperial guard>>738469532>Istvaan betrayal halo reach endingWould be unironically kino as fuck
>>738501601O'l dependable as traitor? Gaygrim2 could fuck right off, bc Pert would shred demonhood and kneel before the Golden Throne just out of spite and you know it.
>>738462126Is Kill Team any good?
>>738502116It's...eh. The rules are fine but for how simple it is the balance is fucking laughably bad. If you want a skirmish game I'd recommend Infinity or I would if Infinity wasn't getting gayer with each passing year
>>738502116>>738502340Are you talking vidya or TT, both seem to exist
>>738474061
>>738495916Tbf that image was brought on due to a specific postermy model is in that months collage :D
>>738504269>tfw like SW>reputation ruined forever because some spastic fuckwit can't help himself from being the most horrible cunt on the face of the earth Fuck.
>>738462126>>738464114how is rogue trader if i know nothing about warhammer and am only interested in it because you get to romance aliens
>>738505526>i know nothing about warhammerIts possibly the most noob-friendly entry into 40k or at least one of them. Owlcat is in it own league of jank though
I need Chaos
>>738462126Could an Eldar warrior defeat a Space Marine in unarmed or hand to hand combat with swords/knives? I assume the Eldar are on some kind of juice in 40K, like everyone else.
hilarious how Games Workshop sues anyone who uses any sort of space elf or the word Eldar when they themselves stole the word Eldar from Tolkien who literally had the word copyrighted and space elves have been done to death before 40K existed especially in 70s/80s animes.
>>738507225Eldar tear apart space marines all the time. Even unarmed and Eldar aspect warrior's armor is literally millions of years more advanced than a marines.
>>738477603>Why can't they just use a spirit stone like the other eldar?There are not enough spirit stones to go around. That's why Craftworlds have small populations, they refuse to birth children without a spirit stone to give them. The only way to get more is dangerous expeditions to the Eye of Terror, where they gather Isha's Tears from Croneworlds because she's still alive but trapped in nurgle's garden. Commorragh is a megastructure so enormous that entire suns are stolen to serve as light sources. It's like a BLAME! tier megacity, there's nowhere near enough spiritstones to go around. There's barely enough for the Craftworlds. It's possible for a DE to join a craftworld and bind with one but basically never happens because it's so much riskier to attempt as an adult and kills you if it fails.
>>738505526This romancing aliens is... not really there. There are two romanceable aliens>female Eldar Outcast that will be disgusted by you and will puke at the thought of physical intercourse>male Dark Eldar that's really into pain and some sick stuff
>>738507225Howling Banshee Exarchs can go toe to toe with Chapter Masters and win. Most other Exarchs can carry around power swords or an equivalent, and most can kill numerous Marines in close combat with them.Even a regular Storm Guardian with a normal sword has some odds of killing a Marine in melee, more so when they take a Power Sword.Marines have a definite strength advantage but Eldar have speed and tend to have weapons to close the durability gap.
>>738479360>But what if I want to be a homeless bum eldar?those are called Rangers and they're treated as weirdos but ultimately harmless and valuable scouts by craftworlders. You can go be a homeless bum camping innawoods by yourself if you want. Most would rather live in the post-scarcity society where everyone chooses whatever passion they want to follow.
>>738462126That entirely depends on what you're looking for in a game.>role-playingRogue Trader>horde shooterDarktide>power fantasySpace Marine 2>tacticsDawn of War 3
>>738484250a regular eldar's height is the same as an armored space marine (now that primaris exist they're a little taller in armor since marines are insecure lol)Wraithbone armor is also essentially skintight, it's only a few centimeters thick, so they're basically the same height in and out of armor.
>>738509758>>tactics>Dawn of War 3Nigger did your mother drop you on your head as a child?
>>738507225Bro, Banshees are known as "can-openers" for a reason. Howling Banshees absolutely fuck up marines in CQC, it's not even close. That's why marines shy away from fighting Eldar. Eldar fight back.
orkz iz best
>>738507225>Could an Eldar warrior defeat a Space Marine in unarmed or hand to hand combat with swords/knives? I assume the Eldar are on some kind of juice in 40K, like everyone else.It's important to remember that baseline humanity is the underdog in 40k and that all the training, cybernetic, and genetic augmentations done to Space Marines is merely to put them on a level playing field with the rest of the galaxy's baseline level.Yes, eldar can easily kill marines with swords and knives. They are biological superweapons handcrafted by the Old Ones to fight the War in Heaven. The same way an Ork Nob is strong enough to rip a marine's arms off with his bare hands. Eldar are the hyper-specialist faction, their melee units are hyper-specialized glass cannons that can slaughter literally anything in existence as long as they make contact with them, but in exchange they're vulnerable to shooting, and AFTER they delete whatever unit they charged they can be taken out in retaliation once it's the opponent's turn if there's other units nearby. (Now, Eldar are also the "I can move during your turn" faction with reactive moves, so frequently they can end up being overpowered and retreat behind cover after deleting something) Eldar do not need cybernetics or drugs or gene-seed implantation to become seven foot tall super-soldiers, they're born that way right out of the womb. The tradeoff is that their population has an absolute limit based on how many spirit stones they have so losing even a single eldar warrior in exchange for a thousand humans is a loss.
>>738462126I was a big fan of Chaos Gate Daemonhunters, personally
>>738507225A marine could just use his inhuman grip strength and reflexes to grab an eldar and tear them into pieces.
>>738510580What website?
>>738509803but im not a space marine
>>738509803>a regular eldar's height is the same as an armored space marineOnly the manlet space marine, like that Omni guy from IF. Average space marine is over 7 ft, even pre-slopmaris.
how come they dont make a 40k game that plays like devil may cry or at least like the first darksiders
>>738512626wahapedia
>>738464114>RTSDoW 2. Maybe DoW 4 can take the throne, we'll see.
>>738481694>tfw no qt commissar gf In the grim darkness of the 3rd millennium, there is only sadness.
>>738462126>>738505526I've been enjoying Rogue Trader, but I got to act 3 and have felt like it's a good time to have a break because it's such a long game. But I'll eventually go back to it. It does feel as if Owlcat are accounting for a lot of players not having encountered the 40k universe, because you can ask for extra lore from npcs from various factions and they give you some background. A small thing is that it would be nice if more of the first lines of NPCs would be voiced, but I know some CRPGers insist that that is for the casual audience.
>>738510580>Now, Eldar are also the "I can move during your turn" faction with reactive moves,Too bad tGW removed most them because space marine players are whining that they couldn't shoot back
>>738509803Eh what is this? Why is the Imperium fighting alongside Eldar? And what are they fighting.
>>738471046>dreadnought ambushes eldars>fuckhuge recoil on shuriken pistols>they're literally standing and waiting to get killed>all of that in literally the first 3 seconds of the clip lolThis shit looks so unbelievably ASS, like an actual and genuine dogshit, it's so embarrassing they asked for money to watch this smegma and someone actually fell for it lmao
>>738514869There are crazier team-ups out there.
>>738514932Like what....space wolves and thousand sons?
So we all unconditionally hate beastmen, right? RIGHT?
>>738515056Loyalist beastmen unironically need more lore. It's so annoying Ogryns and Ratlings get all the focus out of all the abhumans.
>>738515036Blood angels and the silent king
>>738500584Kind of like how Israel is the gayest country on earth because they don't care if you're a giant pozzed flaming homo as long as you're jewish
>>738515134what!
>>738497592Tau canonically don't have breasts
>>738515036black templars and the iron warriors during the war of the beast, tempestus scions also saw them teaming up and started shooting them
>>738515134>>738515385I love pragmatism in the face of great adversity.
>>738515347Correct, all tau are cute flatties
>>738515036Temporary truce between Necrons and Eldar(or was it Old Ones) during WiH to btfo some Slaaneshi daemons.
>>738515347>cow people dont have breaststhats stupidjames workshop is stupid
>>738515056Fuck beastmen. They aren't even mutants. They fucking made themselves that way and somehow said "this is fine."Kill them all. No exceptions.
'quins are the coolest Eldar
>>738515056Beastmen are great. 40K's sorry excuse for them is awful though.
>>738515750nah Incubi are cooler
>>738515291In one of the books I forgot which one, the Silent King and Blood Angels had a temporary truce for like 5 minutes while they dealt with a tyranid threat. Necron's fucked off in the middle of the fight but The Silent King reveals that he knew and was friends with Sanguinius. We don't know if he was lying or not just that Silent King has a mask of Sanguinius
>>738515750I just wish they got supported more.
>>738505526i knew virtually nothing about 40k before getting rt on sale, i enjoyed it a lot, but i also enjoy reading in generaldon't play it for romance there's no payoff even if the fish girl is a real qt
>>738515750Haha, wouldn't it be funny if one slipped and fell in front of you?
I can't play tabletop because I need to use my fingers to calculate the simplest saves ;_;
>>738475318Because the modders toned it down after Grace had a career ending tantrum about porn mods.
>>738505526>am only interested in it because you get to romance aliens>Acting like a woman and fawning over romanceInoperable. I prescribe a dose of 9mm aspirins to be administered orally.
>>738517483just remove dice from the pool and use the same dice to roll saves.
>>738488937Just headcanon it as most units being monogendered. But then they get reinforced with whoever is available and then they start to mix.
>>738496871No, GW's extensive market research shows that wolf fans want more wolfs wolfing while howling at the moon.
Any tabletop RPG enjoyers in the house? Rogue Trader was phenomenal but I'm sad we didn't get any minor xenos like the Rak'gol (though we did get an off-hand mention of them in that one hideout where you first fight Necrons).Considering DH is going to be about the Tyrant Star, I'm hoping they're following the Haarlock's Legacy adventures to some extent. Mainly because that'll mean we get to fight Slaugth at some point. Worm that walks in 40k fuck yeah. I'll die a happy man if the Yu'vath are involved as well and other minor xenos get mentioned, like the Hrud, Q'Orl, Enslavers, Simulacra, and Enoulians. God I'm hoping Owlcat will do the Calixis sector justice.
>>738514869I mean it's not really surprising nowadays since they've already teamed up to fight Chaos and the Eldar helped bring back Guilliman. Also, they started setting up both the Lion and Guilliman both regretting the Imperium 100% anti-xeno stance. Not out of some shit like remorse, they both realized to late that it basically weakened the Imperium by cutting off potential allies against Chaos. The way 40k is going most people see the setting ending with an Eldar/Imperium alliance that is mostly just a "don't fuck with us, we won't fuck with you" kind of thing.
>>738496871They flanderized them as furries, its a pity. The viking theme is cooler.
>>738517886I wouldn't count on stuff without models appearing. It could happen, but things with models have priority
>>738517886GW won't allow it because they're in their tyrannical phase at the moment.
>>738481091>the imperium is the most fascist, intolerent group there is>plebbits wants to identify as them
>>738517886Unless GW decides to make models of them I wouldn't get your hopes up, since that is the major line for what can be added to Warhammer Games these days
>>738515347I don't think this is true.
>>738462126That Owlcat game
>>738496813Real talk though, I would actually sincerely consider turning to Slaanesh just for the brief instant I get to be this guy.
>>738520519>fanartshame
Lorgar rapes kids
>>738517886You really want me to crush your hopes and dreams? Rumor is there is not even space travel or a ship in DH, we'll be stuck on Scintilla and I do not see any of those xenos appearing outside of a Tricorn palace cell there
>>738523925>spoilergood. Owlcat bit of more than they could chew with the size of RT. Better to explore one planet in detail than a hundred menageries.
>>738473228Disregarding the questionable canon status of it book is partially propagandaThe entire ethereal pheromone thing came from it as in universe speculation from imperial scientists because they couldn't comprehend the idea of anyone willingly wanting to work together towards a common goal
>>738488607Guilliman was always a traitor and sons of Dorn have always known this.
>>738524348Space elves sure like to regurgitate the "Kork/ Monkegh/Eldar all being gen-wrought by Old ones for Necron cleansing" part of the speculations though.
>>738462126Dawn of war 1 dark crusade
>>738515056All abhumans are welcome in my imperial guard. We all love the big E
>>738515094James doesn't employ writers of the caliber required to do beastmen simple and cool, nor nuanced while also not lame and gay. So it's better to just stick to fan canon (as is usually the case).
>>738465551Darktide is great even if swedes suck big fat donkey dicks
>>738496813Glad they returned to classic noisemarine, the faggot trumpet gun suck
>>738472647Found the Eldar. "Errmmm it's actually crystalline spoor" you shit crystals
I love my guardsmen but holy fuck I hate building and painting 50 of these little fuckers just to have 60 points in a 2000 point army
>all this hate towards g-manHe will be our savior>chosen by the big E on the golden toilet to continue on in his name>will never betray, too autistic to pull a horus>has mom who loves him, would never hate humanity>gets knife ear pussy on the side (not heretical it's a tactical move)He's /OURGUY/
>>738488327>>Jaghatai>The most retarded decision they could do, would kill the IP instantlyYou're the retard here. It's made clear over and over that Jaghatai hates the Imperium and tolerates it as a lesser evil.
>Vulcan still missing because of the gay ass scavenger hunt>Corvus still having a melty tard rage in the warpwhy did GW write out two of the cooler primarchs for no reason
>>738525002Still mad stonyface needed saving and a reality check at the cage huh?
>>738525960>>738526054>bing bing wahoo primarch faggotryI hate what 40k has become
>>738525145Even better that the existence of Blanks suggests it was the Necrons who tampered with humanity, not the Old Ones.
>>738515750>>738517379>Allowed to operate within the Imperium, staging their plays to citizenry that has no idea they're Xenos.>Inquisitor gave out a strict "do not touch" order across the Imperium.>The only Eldar faction that outright considers Humanity to be equal to the Eldar.>It's the best chance for (You) to actually fuck one without going all BDSM on your ass.
>>738526054The current models still sells and shareholder are currently happy, when sales tanked and stock prices going down then they're gonna announcing another primarch will finally returns
>>738525820That's why we tank spam
>>738526248Or the Old Ones wanted a failsafe pet waiting on Terra's trees, just in case Eldar psykers and/or Ork Waaagh mind ever came back to haunt their creators
>>738525712Shame EC didn't get a Bike specialist
>>738526610The Old Ones had no idea you can cut yourself off from the Warp. That's a C'than thing.
>>738526567>Harlequins>considering humans equal to eldarWhat retarded secondary loretuber told you this bs?
>>738526228>fucks off for 90% of the heresy, preserving his strength>immediately starts doing imperium secundus when it looks like shit is going bad>strolls back in at the last minute to claim credit>uses his much less weakened legion to strongarm everyone else into breaking up their legions into chapters, nearly starts a second civil war right there>because Dorn CHOOSES peace the perfidious blue ponce gets his way>wakes up after 10,000 years, immediately engages in tech heresy and fucking with geneseed to produce an even larger army to threaten others with>installs himself as regent>forces others to accept members with questionable loyalty and questionable geneseed at gunpointRead a fucking codex once in your life. Guilliman being a traitor has been floated for over 20 years. The big blue cunt has always acted in his own interests and doesn't give a solitary FUCK about the Imperium.
>>738525145>>738526248My crazy headcanon is that perpetuals are Old Ones (or at least their...souls?) and humanity was meant to be their new bodies but E-money turned on them which explains why a) most perpetuals are affiliated with Cabal and other groups for Old Ones' legacy pets and b) why almost none of them give a shit about humanity even though all of them are humans and why they hate E-moneyPariah gene could've been an attempt from Necrons to sabotage this project
>>738526653>The Old Ones had no idea you can cut yourself off from the WarpWhat makes you assume that part?Blocking the warp would have been one of the first tech live-crons necessarily HAD to develop to not get curbstomped immediately and it is always been implied their War was going quite a bit before they even found the C'tan
>>738526860Enemy of my enemy is my friend, afaik harelquins exists as dark eldar historian but more so as fighter against chaos and they're open to work with imperium if it's about batttling chaos afaik
>>738527292They did get curbstomped all the way back to their home planet at first. That's when they discovered the Ctan which they turned into a weapon.
>>738527475You don't know shit and you should keep quiet
>>738526567>AllowedMore like they just roll up, set up their circus tents, put on shows, hunt down chaos worshipers, and then bounce before an inquisitor can show up.>The only Eldar faction that outright considers Humanity to be equal to the Eldar.HA, no. They are just more polite then other Eldar and instead of outright disgust they have pity for humans. Its part of the reason why they do performances in human space. They feel that humans need to see what real culture is for once.
>>738527070>wakes up after 10,000 years, immediately engages in tech heresyAt least get the timelines right, he had already ordered Crawl to do a Primaris during the scouring and before sucking Fulgrim venomAlso LOL at thinking any Primarch ever giving a fuck about AdMech cargo-cultists beside giving them a verbal "yes, sure!" headpat.
>>738526016Uh oh, furtroon melty
>>738527165>BigE negotiating with Old OnesW-what?Not unless you want imply some DarkKing-tier shit, where there has ALWAYS been a Big E around at least as a warp-entity, even when "humans" were still cellblobs milling around in some warm pond or cute OldOne Tree-pets
>>738527475That in no way leads to the conclusion that the Harlequins view humans as equals to eldar. The Harlequins are still eldar and eldar by large are outright race supremacists who view themselves as the superior race to whom the galaxy rightfully belongs.
>>738527475>>738528993Always seemed more like a "the eldar under the mask might care and gnash teeth, but Cegorach McTrollface does not" situation to me.
>>738464114>Imperial Bureaucracy Hero
>>738528292I'm saying Emprah, as a perpetual, is also an Old One. Probably the one that was tasked with overseeing humanity but went native and embraced it for its own sake rather as some kind of tool for bringing back Old Ones. Again, crazy headcanon, but things like Emprah being dead-set in his approach to combating Chaos are a lot easier to understand if he remembers what warp was like before WiH and thinks he can bring it down to that level again.
hope that catkeks will make SoB milf in DH handholdable
