Here's your western video game, sir
>>738464413hot
>>738464413What game is this?
>>738464413>10/10 GOTY - IGN
>>738464551Mixtape
rero rero rero rero
>>738464551Nig rape
>>738464413KV here, is this how people kiss
>>738464413Burgers?
>>738464413i never did that
>>738464641they did not even put any effort to make it realistic
>>738464413>he never forced his tongue into a female mouth
omg braces
>>738464413>we want the Japanese audience
>>738464413>teens swearing every five seconds>smokes weed>hates parents>is ugly as all hell>grossness throughoutIs this what the 90s was like?
>>738464413you gotta slurp on their tongue like you're giving it a mini bj, drives anyone crazy
Burgers?
The only time I kissed a girl I went all in with my tongue immediately, JAV style, entirely instinctually. I was quickly shoved off and told never to do that again, and she never kissed me again after that.This was in 2009.
>>73846476890's kids are in their 40's and 50's now. You aren't gonna fine many first hand experiences here.
>>738464821what a slut
>>738464821Yeah, you got to start slow. Build up to it. Short kisses first, then longer ones, then a bit of light lip biting and short teases of tongue, and THEN you start to tongue wrestle if the mood is still there.
>>738464413Is this how virgins think sex works?That's why most art nowadays looks like shit.
>>738464768this is adolescence for a lot of people, accept the cringe as a stage of life
>>738464413I mean, that is a fetish. Not sure what to tell you
>>738464768Unironically yes. And if you never had a rebellious phase as a kid and grew up to be some conformist loser who posts about politics all day thats why.
>>738464768yes -the ugly part
>>738464413fucking hell
>>738464641No, there's some lips/mouth action you don't just park your mouth next to a girl and swirl your tongue around
>>738464768yes, and looking at the local alphas or w/e nothing changed
>>738464413>BracesMe on the right
>western games features a detailed minigame of teenagers kissingTracks honestly
>>738464768Didn't smoke weed.I never hated my parents quite the opposite.I swore, drank and took way too many energy drinks. Played tons of FPS and MMOs.
>>738464641I mean I guess technically you can, but basically no one would do it like that naturally lol
>>738464904>>738464993I think she knew I was going to be terrible at it so she just offered to see what I'd do. She definitely had no idea how much JAV a teenage boy with a PSP watched.I took her pointers but never got to use them, sad.
>>738464821Oh and she’s my wife we’ve been married 8 years now.
>this is a 10/10 according to reviewers
>>738464821Lmao you retard, japs don't know how to kiss at all because they are passionless bugs
>>738464413>>738465007
>>738465007What do you mean? Sex isn't two disembodied dentures slapping their tongues together? I've been fucking lied to!?
>>738465479>not interlocking your teeth110% virginity retained. Embrace wizardhood.
>>7384653346/10 if it were japanese, just to own the weeb chuds
I can't put my finger on why but I feel like this is made maliciously.Deliberately showing what should be a bonding and personal act as something gross and obscene.
>>738465809That's Millennials for you
>>738464413already done in 1997 with a platypus:https://youtu.be/rmUZTRCRHfY?t=2480
>>738465809>DUDE it’s SYMBOLIC about how teenage love is GROSS lol you got PIMPLES and HORMONES and it sounds like slorp splork spuclrp LMAO so don’t question why we have to do a Ren and Stimpy-ass close up of two teens making out
>>738464641>not KHVerm...
>>738464413what happens if you never press A? anyway imagine this but with cum physics
the issue is that they made it look like gore
>>738464768One of my biggest saving graces in life was that I was acutely aware I had schizo tendencies even as a dumb teen, so when I hung out with my friends who frequently did dope I had the wherewithal to deny every time and thank god because there's an alternative reality where I did partake and ended up exactly as Terry Davis.
>>738464413Aren't they 17 in this game? If Japanese did this journos and twittards would be outraged.
>>738464768yep, and it hasnt changed one bit.
>>738465034
>>738464413I chuckled when it happened. Come on, take a joke.
>>738464641Every woman does it differently, just like blow jobs. Even the most promiscuous ones don't always know how to passionately kiss. I remember kissing a huge slut and she just stuck out her tongue and did nothing else.
>>738464768Punk has become the new thing to sell to braindead consoomers. Don't you love being anti from the comfort of your couch?
This looks like vore porn
>>738467784I love being fed anticonformity rhetoric from corporations!
>missed out in young love>can't catch up at this stage>destined to die alone>video games aren't even fun anymorehate
>>738467806only to the untrained eye.t.vorefiend.
>>738465034I couldn't bring myself to hate my dad, I was too weak...
>>738467837just start knitting
>>738467837If you live in Canada we have a government approved solution to your woes.
Please someone help. I watched the trailer and I found the protagonists absolutely unlikable. Is this a situation where the characters are unlikable on purpose and they grow at the end of the game or is it just me that found them unlikable?
Is Mixtape the new porn?
>>738467691>multiple bodiesSomehow... the ideal woman has returned...
>>738464641yes but also no. Also why the fuck is this in a game fucking lol
>>738467837>failure of a manGrats on you indian girlfriend dude.
>>738467837>missed out on teen love>missed out on love in my 20sAm now 35 and still missing out. I guess it just wasn't meant to be
>underage girls kissing like thatYikes! a bit problematic innit???
>>738468182No, turns out it's stillborn
>>738467691my gf is extremely dominant/aggressive with kissing and it's pretty hot
>>738464413A
>>738468514Dogs are usually like that
>>738465102my first kiss was a girl raping me with her tongue though and that was my only kiss in my 30 years of life
>>738464413never thought caine was so kinky
>>738468404the most important thing about teen love, young adult love and adult love is the unconditional love.You can still find it, i believe in you anon. Or kill yourself whatever that's ok with me too.
>>738468404Same, it's better to just let go. It's never going to happen in any way that will satisfy your soul so just let it go.Fortunately I still love games and jap stuff.
>>738468557im not a white woman
>>738467067>characters showing kindness to the player about that
>>738464641this nigga only watched javs lmao
>>738468717unconditional love isn't real love
>>738464768It's 90s as Imagined by someone born in late 90s
God I miss making out with pubescent braces-girls
>>738468872>artificial difficulty
>>738468726This
>>738467567What this meme, and retards who repeat it as a gotcha, don’t understand is that corporations and the media don’t support those things, and never have. They just say whatever they think will make them money. Though apparently that was enough to convince you, and make you alter your entire world view out of contrarianism.
>>738468872truke
>>738467937Convert to Islam?
It's been 90 posts, thread is filling up with worthless moaning at the speed of light, and nobody has said what kusoge is in the OP.
>>738464413Aren't they underage? would this be considered sexually exploiting minors by their own definitions and it should be removed from stores?
>>738468872>unconditional love isn't real lovelmao, wut?as opposed to conditional love?
>>738469192anon...
>>738469140maybe I'm just a soft hearted little fag but I don't think yanderedev deserved quite the level of shit he got for his solo developed, free, anime girl hitman clone.The insane cope over glacial pace and the axe murderer tier shit over Samus though 100% deserved what a freak lmao
>>738469192Literally the 4th reply regards
>>738467937There's like a huge list of people who need to approve your "solution". You'll see different specialists who will put you on any Jewish medicine they can first, to see if it helps. All of them need to sign some papers too I think. It seems like such a complicated task compared to just buying Fent and ODing in peace. But I guess some people are attention whores and want others to keep telling them "no, no, don't do it!!".Back to topic, I would never French kiss anyone. It was popularized less than a century ago with the objective of spreading oral bacteria and infecting as many people as possible. Dental health is directly correlated to mental accuity. If one of them is messed up, so is the other. By French kissing other people you're sharing bad bacteria and will get infected yourself (or you will infect someone else).This is NOT a natural thing to do. Do you really think people would kiss each other with the tongue when tooth brushes or dentists didn't exist and everyone reeked like death from their mouth?You're not missing on much. And it's sad that after movies, cartoons, and tv shows, they now have to use highly graphic animations in video games to push their agenda.
>>738467784>new thing
>>738469251it's only real if can pay for it, duh
>>738468717Yellow cap means it was made with real sugar, the good stuff. Jews and Mexicans horde it for themselves.
>>738467020I don't know how you even end up hugless. No woman has ever shown any interest in my and yet I still got a ton of hugs simply from being in a social circle that also had women in it. They do it to greet you.
>>738467784
>>738469557Good, hugs are based
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary
>>738468404Hey, you're still better off than if you>get married and divorced and lost your stuff>get hooked up with a single mother>get stuck in an abusive relationship>fall in love with someone who's a total cunt towards you and doesn't want children>find out she cheated or is a coalburner>divorce and lose access to your children>become a cuckThere are far worse fates than being single
>>738467067Left is that way because that's the ideal fantasy for Japs; a world where they aren't desensitized bugmen.Right is that way because it's the ideal fantasy for Americans/Western Europeans; a world where they can freely shit on one another without consequence and be hedonistic narcissists while being celebrated for it.
>>738468635Similar story for me, but less rape more drunk surprise. Never happened again aside from her sister also being drunk and trying something.
>>738469557
>>738468514When my gf is super horny she will bump teeth
>>738464413how old are these characters? if they're teenagers, this is about right. when me and my wife slobber on each other, it's very complex. when i was a teenager, it was just me and the girl putting our tongues anywhere they would go like animals lmao
I am autistic and deformed, I never stood a chance. At best women will find me as a curious oddity.
>>738469557That's not the same kind of hug, just like holding hands with a girl in elementary school because your teacher told you to while going out somewhere with the class is not the same.
>>738468726This. Once you have actually accepted that it's not happening, not just some cope but true acceptance, life becomes much easier.Now you can just go back to doing things you enjoy instead of agonizing over something that is outside of your direct control.
>>738464413I want to passionately kiss with a cute boy with braces, it would be so hot.
>>738469739yes it was, he even painted warhammer dollies
>>738469556Although real cane sugar is better than whatever processed shit they put on non zero coke, you should avoid these kinds of beverages like the plague, at most just drink a couple cans a week to satisfy the urge, but it's just not worth it.>t. got diagnosed fatty liver from eating too much fatty and sugary shit, I've never drank a single drop of alcohol in my whole life and I'm not exaggerating or bullshitting.
>>738465034>outcasts are the conformists>normies are unique Nice tranny head canon
>>738469117>no you guys dont understand, the bad guys are all on my side to trick you into not joining it (and I fucking love it but nvm that)
>>738464768noits what some boomer's idea of 90s kids is
>>738464413Disgusting pedo freak game
>>738469413>mfw orbital, left field, and the chemical bros I remember cutting out the girl from the ad and using it as a collage on my trapper-keeper.
>>738465809its very obviously a propaganda gamewhat message is trying to pull is not something i know, i wont play it, but it has the same DNA as dustborn
the most punk thing you can do is whatever the fuck you wanttrying to conform to what you think is 'rebellious' or a certain aesthetic is fucking cringei hate to quote somebody given the context but McRide put it best: be the freak you wanna see just don't follow me
>>738469117>saying you support something and heavily influencing the acceptance of specific ideas in society doesn't count as actual support as long as you care about making money
>>738464768>Is this what the 90s was like?Yeah, but we did most of it at the mall.
>>738470818it undermines credibility, yea
>>738464413Stop making babies.
>"""""people""""" will call you an incel for playing DOA, while calling this shit a 10/10 masterpiece in the same breath
>>738468717unconditional love is platonic, real, true love is platonic, you will not find any of that with some stranger woman/man
>>738470404Choice A: Live a pleasurable life that may or may not be shortened by your pleasurable lifestyle.Or...Choice B: Live a shitty life eating low glycenic foods that taste like wet cardboard. Drink water that tastes like shit. Go on painful runs every day to keep your blood glucose low. All this to possibly live a longer boring and shit life where you could still die from heart failure or cancer unrelated to your lifestyle.Your choice.
Unconditional love is not the same as reciprocal love, which is the ideal form of love.You love someone and they give you that love back.You show loyalty to someone and they return that loyalty.
>>738466091SOVL
>>738471346theres more than 2 options, anon
>>738467837>>738468404It's not that big a deal really. Most people only "love" one another in the most superficial of ways. Think john-prosititute type love but a bit more developed but not by much. There's no need caring about what you can't change and what isn't worth it either way.>>738468872Most love isn't real love honestly, but there is a good deal of unconditionality that is involved in true love. Basically trusting the other person in your relationship as if they were your best friend forever. Sure your best friend forever can do things that will utterly demolish that relationship, but barring that, you expect a great level of loyalty, self-sacrifice and knowledge of each other that a elevates it from common animalistic urges to something more divine.That's also why teen love is pretty pointless when the two of you will grow apart in a matter of 1-4 years and move on from each other. Like who cares? It's just hormones acting up not anything truly resembling love.
>>738470895*sigh*Source, if you please.
>>738469869Japs are less desensitized than westoids even despite their weird lifestyle. That's the whole point of the collage: westoids have psyoped themselves to become unfeeling golem that can't even feel true love meanwhile Japs can actually write love stories that aren't good, but tolerable since it comes from the heart.Literally every good vidya love story is Japanese barring that one WW1 game from a decade ago. It says a lot about how America in particular desensitizes you towards the humanity in others and in you.
>>738471815>Jinrui niha Hokentaiiku ga HituyoudesuHappy gooning
>>738464413if the text was in japanese you would love it
>>738471346False dichotomy.
>>738470895Wrong.
>>738464413Thank god I don’t buy western games anymore
>>738468404literally me
>>738468404me but i'm 34
>>738472067Thanks broLove me some cute little retards.
>>738465310Also she's away to Detroit this weekend. She left me with her son we're gonna have snacks and play God of War Ragnarok
>>738464413>Braces all the way to the back molarFucked up genetics>>738472228Thumbnail primed me for a loss meme
>>738464413>normalfags find doing this appealing and eroticI legitimately can not fathom it all. Why would I want to stick my tongue in another person's mouth? I have zero desire to do that. It feels like it would be very disgusting. Like, can you taste the last meal she ate? What happens if she has bad breath or shit dental hygiene? It sounds like it would be absolutely foul. I dont want to do this.
>4chan /v/irgins upset because they never completed the 'first kiss' missionLMFAO
>>738464861This is a millennial board, kiddo. Check the poster stats
>>738465102speak for yourself
>>738464768Kinda, yeah
>>738472067Damn, he draws great pudgy girls too!
why are mouths do disgusting?
>>738472652where?
>>738464768You just described zoomers
>>738472591Yeah it’s pretty lame, like imagine if an 8 foot tall milf stuck her tongue down your throat and swirled it around just molesting the inside of your mouth with her tongue, that would be really stupid lol!
>>738464413no wonder this game got such high scores from all these pathetic journocucks lmao
>>738468717Unconditional love is for children, god and concepts. Real love is reciprocity, fool. Meaning in forgive you and you forgive me, trust forms. Same for helping each other, caring for each other's needs etc
>>738472591>Why would I want to stick my penis in another person's vagina? I have zero desire to do that. It feels like it would be very disgusting
are you okay, honkaloids?
I'm learning a lot about love from reading this thread
>>738472836Meh, forgiveness is overrated, real talk people should just break up if they have any problems whatsover. Yes I know that’s jewish, just how I feel. Human relationships really feel archaic to me, I think the AI revolution will be amazing for us because we won’t need each other anymore and relationships with other humans won’t be a humiliation ritual anymore.
>>738464413Why are American media always about teens sex, teen pregnancy, being high and drinking a lot? Is pedophilia content depicting underage sex and degeneracy normal there?
>>738464413Sweet Baby Grooming Gang Game
>>738464768You know how people are like "Damn white kids always stealing ghetto speak"? It was like that beck then too, just white people speaking ghetto speak consisted of pasty nerds with acne referring to another pasty nerd as "my nigga" it's also why online lobbies were the way they were.No one really had a problem with this because of the absurdity until about 2009 ish
>>738464768cant wait for the oneyplays playthrough
>>738464413>THAT'S ENOUGHANON THATS ENOUGH
>>738467837you should definitely just kill yourself.
>>738472067>>738470895Good shit.
>>738464861>>738464768In the 90s I mostly went over to friend's houses and we played JRPGs on consoles.
>>738472745You're just coom-brained. Your mind is trained by malicious actors to find that attractive. No other mammal on Earth does that shit. If you grew up in some forest far from Jewish influence, you would NEVER even consider licking the tongue of another person. >>738472857Why compare oranges to apples? Sticking a penis in a vagina is a normal thing to do. It's dirty, but that's why it's far from your nose and mouth. It's easier to do because you don't smell the cheesy smegma mixed with the yeast infection coupled with some blood and the smell of a sunday afternoon fish market.
>>738472836t. dude in his 3rd divorce
>>738468404Eh. You just get used to it and you accept the future of dying alone.I suggest having a couple of hobbies
>>738464413>That's Enough "A"Will it just linger here if you don't press anything? Is it to give you time to jerk off?
>>738473520Kissing is normal too.Every animal has their mating rituals and Homo sapiens kiss.Acktshually other species (wolves, some birds etc.) practice affectionate mouth to mouth contact too, but many of them don't have lips so it looks different.
>>738464413>wrestling tongues and salivaThis is my fetish.Never mind the imagined vore aspects, that's for me and my dick alone.>>738464768>>738464861I was born in 86, and it seems like swearing is enforced far less these days. The amount of times I've had weed I can count on one hand, had a good upbringing, we didn't have the broccoli hair back then, and yeah we were gross because we played outside.
>>738464413>>738464594
Erm, what is the age of these characters? I need to know before I start gooning
>>738468404are you white? why don't you just get a third world gf?
>>738464413Weren't the characters underage?
>>738472707You tell me
>>738470818It's the whole pretending to be retarded thing, you can't pretend to be retarded without looking retarded. So society just is that now even if it was initially jusrt for money. The standards permanently changed
>>738474412Pretending to be retarded is still being retarded. You really need to lurk more. I never understood the idea of "you gotta really believe in it" when you're already doing it. Belief is subordinate to action.
>>738472989>forgiveness is overrated, people should just break up if they have any problemsIt is jewish because it's retarded.You're supposed to work through your problems together and do your best to resolve them. That involves forgiving. Relationships take work, it's a process. It isn't something that should be perfect on the first go. That never happens, and expecting it to be that way is potentially why you feel alone and need to cope with a robot wife.I say this as a robo fucker by the way. One day I will be cradled in the arms of my 7 foot tall loving android wife.
>>738469117>corporations and the media don’t support those things, and never have.You could literally get fired and your entire life destroyed if you "misgendered" some circus freak groomer at your workplace just a few years ago. Stop pretending you're some brave rebel, you're the most privileged and coddled little useful idiot possible.
>>738464413Just waiting for some of the devs of this game being caught as pedophiles.You know it's just a matter of time.
>>738467837>>738468404This is why I decided to live to spite others.
>>738472591you are correctpeople with porn brain will try to argue with you however
>>738474014Kissing, lips to lips or lips to skin is normal. Kissing, tongue to tongue is NOT normal.
>>738464413Americans hypersexualize teens in media like this because we have a pedophilic society that wants to push promiscuity (mainly with the girls)
>>738464641No anon, you dont hold your fucking mouth this wide open fucking hell.
>>738464413>want the warm embrace and company of a gril>kissing looks icky>vaginas gross me out>other nasty "intimacy" like eating or whatever they call it>child birthing is a literal slimy mess>women want and expect all of thatshould just kms
What's tongue-kissing another human being like?
>>738464572only if it is 2 male mouths
>>738464413me as a speck lost between those tongues
>>738476334I too also fucking hate dealing with women as a whole, had many bad experiences with them on my family side in the past so whenever i have female acquittances I keep them at arms length
>>738464768Yes it was, dumb zoomie
>>738472857>>738472745Lick the back of your hand, wait a minute for it to try and then try smelling it.
>>738469117>They just say whatever they think will make them money.That's still support you stupid retarded faggot, it doesn't matter why they do it.
>>738464413>if a jap game did this reddit would call the devs disgusting pedophiles, while /v/ would say the devs are basedMakes you think.
>>738477346>if a jap game did thisbut it wouldn't
>>738464413I want to do this with a straight guy at my job. I'm gay, btw, if that wasn't clear enough.
>game
>>738477346If a JP game did it, it would be hot
>>738464413Wait, that's not Carrion
>>738464413I mean, I would love to have this minigame in some gacha slop with waifus
>>738477469People here be playing jap games where trannies eat each other shit mixed in with bugs while your mother cucks you or something.A tongue-kissing mini-game isnt above those freaks.
>>738473140It's been like that forever in America, it becomes so normalised that nobody thinks twice about how the slang term "cool" originated with black Jazz musicians and was adopted by the wiggers of their day
>>738477904Only Californians and canucks do grotesque this way.
>>738467067>>738471953Desensitizing is probably too good for it, more like spiteful and dehumanizing to those around them. It reminds me of a very certain group of people
>>738471953>Literally every good vidya love story is Japanesepost threeasking for a friend
welp, time to see if that artist ungulater or whatever who does the art of renamon getting her throat bulged by a cow french kissing her has made any new stuff
>>738477904source on that game?
>>738478472boku no picobible blackmy little inferno
>>738464861What's your math process there? I was literally born in 1990 and I'm 36.>b-but children who were like already 6 or 7 in 1990Then those are 80s kids, but yeah they would be in their early 40s. Not 50s though.
>>738464413>westoid gameLet me guess. Lesbians?
>>738478663bett-er, worse. brothers
>>738478648>What's your math process there?>zoomers>using critical thinking to save their own life
>>738468404You're not alone dude
>>738464413that's enough
>>738469818>is a coalburnerthis boy lives in constant fear of the BBCgood.
>>738464594So it's a tranny game
>>738464768YepWe also copied black people a lot like you guys did too, not sure why.
>>738480926propaganda
>>738467067Image doesn't load properly because I'm on mobile, but long dick Johnson was funny.
>>738480926Hollywood and TV made them look cool.In hindsight, it was propaganda.
>>738480229My man, he just listed a bunch of various fucked up scenarios. Stop fantasizing, you are not making anon quake in his boots
>>738481256>you are not making anon quake in his bootsanytime he sees a white woman with a black man, be it on the street, in the cinema, at the supermarket, inside the car, outside the gas station, even as a jpeg, you and me both know he going to feel some type of way.
>>738464413thanks now I know how to kiss a girl
>>738475312The reason there are so many unhappy marriages and miserable lonely people is because they haven't found their ideal partner due to people like you insisting that two incompatible people should force a square peg through a round hole and that all relationships "take work" (they shouldn't and good ones don't)
>>738480215Take us into orbit, Mr. Malmsteen. We've seen enough.
>>738481761I guess, how common is it where you live?
>>738482008extremely common in the USA, they're speedrunning becoming North Brazil
>>738482109We really will be number 1 champion of world then!
>>738482109you're a retard jeet spreading bbc fetish shit studies prove every time that white women are the least likely to date outside of their race
>>738469413Wipeout was selling rave culture to gamers, not punk
>>738481840>Uses a .gif of a domestic abuser in game Lol
>>738481980Never said anything about incompatible people forcing themselves to stay together.No relationship is perfect. That's a fairy tale. Even the best relationships have issues, big or small, and that other anon was suggesting that if you encounter a single problem you should just break up. Surely you agree that is stupid. That is what I was arguing against. If you have an issue in your relationship, you should be able to voice it and work through it together without the fear of breaking up. And if you do have that fear, you probably should break up. Because it isn't a healthy dynamic.A good relationship is one where you can love your partner despite their flaws. As long as that doesn't involve one party being stepped on or abused.
>>738482109>they're speedrunning becoming North BrazilThey're becoming a jungle filled with jaguars and giant spiders?
>>738481761"even as a jpeg" he says, even though that's 99.999% of the cases lmfao
>>738464594NINTENDO
>>738464413Left >58 years old ojisanRight>12 years old girl
>>738467837It's ok, while young love can be a mindblowing experience it's just another thing that will remind you your best years are far behind you when you are older
>>738468726How do you truly let go?
Why do people like to depict intimacy as repulsive?
>>738464413You stupid n words used to have a general for Corruption of Champions. This is where you draw the f'in line? As if, guarantee if this crud was made in Japan you'd be gooning....2 THE XTREME!!!!
>>738464768Yea if you we're a plebeian
>>738470079A hug is a hug. I don't know what to tell you.
>>738464413>>738467067No wonder its getting 10s from all the western journalists.
>>738484310Die inside so there's nothing left to kill.
>>738464821This is what you get for watching too much pornIt's fine to start with a peck on the lips. After that you slowly open a bit more, and after a while you can poke with the tongueNo one ever JAV kisses. Even when I'm on the verge of busting a nut and hammering away I'll still lock lips
>>738469557H is for hand holding not hugs.
>>738484949>hand holding
>>738484310You make a decision to understand and never to act on those feelings. Eventually, as you get used to the painful stimulation, it doesn't feel like anything at all.
>>738468404start fucking teens and 20 year olds to make up for it now then
>>738469117Corporations sold the image of che guevara into a marketable brandPunk, goth, emo, all that shit is a manufactured image and always was. Even the music, though the people making it feel independent, all borrows standard music theory (verse chorus bridge) with instruments created by big corp on a stage built by big corp in a city owned by big gov (the officials of whom get kickbacks by big gov)Literally the only true anti-establishments are the people who do nothing, ie, chud and I'm not joking. Even anti-social rebels who damage property do the establishment's bidding by justifying more police and security forces, and therefore, higher tax income to pay and stricter control measures. It's like that Justin Trudeau quote except actually true. You want to rebel but don't know what against, so you are subtly given safe targets to attack that do the establishment's work for it.
>>738464413i got a boner
>>738467904based grandma
I've never kissed a girlI'm almost THIRTY YEARS OLD
>>738487861Had my first time at 15, without a condomSucks to be you
>>738468404me too. i tell myself life can change quickly but, lol.
>>738488373I hope at least he used lube
>>738488373I got told i would get stds and pregnancy was bad and i had been jerking off wince i was 8 so i was awkward about sex because my parents shamed it and i always hid it and turned down the few advances i ever got
>>738464413>50% of all adults now are single>like 4/5 of male gamers checked out>most of the player audience cant relate to teenage romance, smooking weed and fucking a new chick every week?>liberal whore female reviewers will give it 10/10 anywaylollmao
how do you kiss girls do you just ask them if it's okay to kiss i don't want to be arrested for being a rapist
i'm not a normie
>>738478472Nier ReplicantFInal Fantasy 9Muramasa: The Demon BladeThey're more action focused but it's better than the absolute garbage that passes for romance in Western games.
>>738488691She was a nympho and never wanted to use a condom, for the 2 years I was with her it was raw all the time, multiple times per day, maybe too many times per daySounds like "my steak is too juicy", but she was insane, there is a "too much" even to this kind of stuff>>738488605Really wasn't needed trust me
>>738488889>Really wasn't needed trust meI said "He" because I was implying you were fucked in the ass dummy
>>738488889>fucked raw for 2 years with no pregnancyhow do you fail that much
Arigato, John-sama...
>>738464413This is the 10/10 from IGN while saying that Dead or Alive games are too lewd.
>>738467691unironically yes
>>738489203Idk but I was 15 so that's good to me>>738489168Aaaaahlol
>>738469739He's a volcel who still gets with someone at the end of the film. Fakecel propoganda
>>738465034I couldn't imagine not loving my parents. Granted though both didn't really live long after I graduated high school so I couldn't really see the worst from them. Both passed from cancer.
>>738467837REV UP THOSE PASSPORTS
>>738467837
>>738464413This looks like something a cartoon would do as a comedy bit. Is that how they frame it in-game?
>>738467691The only issues here are 'refusing to cook' and 'smoking and drinking'This is my real opinion
>>738470220that would be nice
>>738467837It may not be over...If no one loves you, you can still go all in and get what you want, if you get what I mean...Do you really want to die a virgin?
>>738490097>is a gay cuckold>but that is where he draws the lineLet me guess, you are a migger?
>>738467837>didnt miss teenage love>had a gf and multiple girls that wanted date me>still end up virgin i dont even know how
>>738490434Based retard, though at least you know you aren't/weren't ugly. I was told time and time again that I was weird and creepy and ugly.
>>738490412>gay cuckoldhuh
>>738468785Jav-like kisses are the most pleasurable
>>738464768lol yea
>>738469818you forgot the good ones>partner is actually a disgusting lazy slob>partner gains 50-100lbs and still expect sex>partner has a severe hereditary disease>partner gambles away all your savings>partner tanks your company>partner strings you along and never marries you>partner tells you they don't want kids, leaves you, then has kids with someone else>partner has the taste palate of a child
>>738464413>(A)that's enoughyou control the buttons you press anon
man i thought this was a vore thread, im fuckign disapointed
>>738467837I just patiently wait for Yugoslav type ethnic cleansing All I want is just to kill my enemies, I don't even care for a future or anything, I just want revenge and ideally take a bullet to the head before the slaughterhouse ends and the fun ends and civilisation starts ot rebuild because there's no place for me there.
>>738491495>>partner has the taste palate of a childYou just attached some innocuous thing about an ex to a lost of objectively bad things and hoped no one would notice.
>>738491495I just learned my cousin gambled away his entire paycheck and is talking about crashing his car and killing himself
>>738464413Sexualizing teens is ok if they're doing it
>>738464768even as a kid i always thought that was low iq nog tier behaviour. kind of amazes me that people glorify primitive behaviour when it's anything but unique or interesting
this isn't weird and gross, the game with actual gameplay the game about Japanese astronauts and androids is what's really weird and gross
>>738464641there isn't that much room, the tongues are mostly touching at all times
>>738464413This is fine but they'll censor halibel
>>738475448>You could literally get fired and your entire life destroyed if you "misgendered" some circus freak groomer at your workplaceFucking retard it's the 'bullied for vidya' all over again.You weren't fired for calling the tranny a tranny you were fired for rocking the boat at the workplace.Same way you'd get fired for calling a retard a retard, or a cunt a cunt.Doing anything malicious that prevents the job from getting done will get you shitcanned. Every adult knows this.
>>738492759dude I used to work with couldn't go a day without spouting nigger or tranny, eventually said it around the wrong person.I'm incredibly racist but know the time and place for it. Dude was insufferable to be around, glad he's gone.
>>738464768>teens swearing every five secondsNo even now that just makes you look like a demented, unhinged child. >smokes weedWas alot harder to get ahold of weed in the 90's than now. Not impossible. Also you can bet your ass if decent parents discovered it they would punish you accordingly. >hates parentsAll teens have that "i hate my parents cause they set boundaries" phase which isn't even hate just disdain. >is ugly as all hellNah I remember alot of people in the 90's looking better than they do now. Were in the dysgenic muttoid era of human youth. >grossness throughoutThis...well yeah. You had alot of media embracing grossness and slime and whacky bullshit from Klasky Csupo, other animated shows, Goosebumps and more. But it was also an era of people embracing edge, grit, hot girls. It wasn't perfect by any means but it was fathoms better than the cultureless and nigh humorless hellscape we live in now.
>>738485107>and eventually, anon stopped thinking.
>>738471346Fun fact cardio nuts don't really live that much longer than the general population, if you do the bare minimum to make it to old age (don't be fat, don't do cancer causing stuff) physical strength is the largest deterrent of all cause mortality. Basically live normal and lift weights occasionally.
>>738467837>got teen love>were together for 24 years>she cheated on me with every married man that crossed her path>now we are separated with 2 kids that she claims are mineyou didnt miss much, anon
>>738464413wtf is this
>>738464768Sort of. I always thought pop-punk music videos looked like my town.
Based on what little I've seen of the game it very much carries the essence of someone who watched one episode of Malcolm In The Middle in the 2010s and went on a bender of 90s shows, movies and music and amplifies shit like cassettes, vhs and concert tickets or whatever the fuck because modern day was too fucking dogshit which tracks because the devs are from Melbourne, Australia and anyone in the know will know that these fags can't do shit other than interactive narrative experiences because they're a bunch of hacks who can't do anything elseIf they played anything on the PS1/N64 they'd have made something with actual gameplay
>>738492174Noticing this a lot lately>sexualized designs are ok but only when approved by journalists >sexualizing teens is ok but only when approved by journalists
>>738465809Just say "Jews".
>>738467067>Americans: Japanese writing is so immature and cringe. They should talk more about cocks
>>738464768Yes. Being a young teen in the 90s was just good music, weed (which we had to really work to get hold of here) alcohol and trying desperately to score pussy. I remember one time there was a huge party in the town hall and teens from the nearest two towns came in by bus for it, got so drunk I vomited in my sleep over the side of my bed and onto my brand new copy of FF8 which had just come out a few days before.
>>738494427These are the same people who gave Cuties rave reviews.
>>738464413Is this supposed to be an Aeon Flux reference?
>>738464641No. You have to tilt your head to the side otherwise your nose will bonk theirs and vice-versa.I honestly hate making out because it feels gross, but my wife loves it so I endure.
>>73846476890s kid here. as in my teen years encompassed the 90s and in forty goddamned three with wife and kids and shit.Some of us have been on 4chan a long ass time.Anyway no this is in no way shape or form what the 90s were like. clothes are wrong the cars are wrong everything is fucking wrong. They made the 80s instead of the 90s. motherfuckers made stranger thing style shit.THEY FUCKED UP SO BAD IM ACTUAALLY KINDA OFFENDED.Of course it was made by either zoomers or younger millennials so what the fuck would they know.Point is these people are fucking dipshits who have zero fuckin clue what the 90s were like.
once i found out that the director of this game calls himself "johnny galvatron" i realized exactly what it would be like and that it just wasn't my business
>>738467067>>738494609>Everything in Japan is generic platitudes unless it's racism against the Chinese or Koreans, then it is even more vulgar than anything on the right
>>738481184options>request desktop sitenow you can browse like the big boys
>>738494885Would it be accurate to say this is a "game" by posers, for posers?
if the devs were japanese this would be /v/'s goty #noticing
>>738495196Theres an image that gets occasionally posted here. I can't remember its origin only details but it shows two kids gaming supposedly in the 90's. Surrounded by a bunch of posters, VHS tapes, old pizza, some coka-cola. Things like Terminator, Jurassic Park, Animaniacs, Mario 64. And theres a tagline above it that says something like "this is a life worth fighting for." Posers seem to have this view of the 90's or any decade just being this endless consumption of popular or basic media.
>>738464551Battletoads
>>738495196Probably the most accurate way to describe it yes. 'Posercore' would be a good genre desciption
>>738494885>>738495196>>738495460It's "poseur."
>>738464413Art is subjective, chuds
>>738495381Sounds pretty aptpeople do this with shit from the 2000s now but with fucking AI and it pisses me off>>738495460Posercore is good but its too broad and mainly used to slander stuff that posers latch onto
>>738495846in your case its just 'Faggot" faggot
Why is the west like this?
>>738496085It's "faggōt"
>>738469117>muh moneyYou retard, money by itself is meaningless. Money is a tool people use to get what they want, not the be-all and end-all of their actions and motivations.
>>738484310It is hard, especially through your 20s and 30s. Mostly because your hormones are screaming at you to breed. What really helps is being passionate about something that isn't women.
>>738468635my first kiss was with a "friend" of mine (read, a slut) who tricked me by fake crying after months of trying to kiss me despite me only wanting to be friends, i got closer to her face asking her what was wrong and she leaped over and forced me to kissit was fairly disgusting since she was a smoker tooeventually i found out she was trying to use me to cheat on her bf for some reason, and she got mad at me since i kept on ignoring all her attempts to hit on me like wearing very skimpy clothes around me, sitting in front of me with her legs open while with a skirt to show me her panties, asking me to touch her tits to see if she had breast cancer, grabbing my hand using it to play with her nipples and morebefore anyone asks me if i'm gay, i had a relationship with a girl i actually liked a few years later so no, i'm not, i just never liked that whore and i think it's a miracle she didn;t give me herpes
>>738467837>had a highschool crush that never reciprocated>found a gf in my uni years>were together 5 years>she broke up with me after emotionally cheating on me with my old best friend because i told her not to talk with him>still live with my parents at 30yo>my father keeps on piling debts and expects me to cover for him>just today he said to the landlady if she could delay the rent a couple days since he has £20 in his bank account, and said i'd pay if that wasn't possible>still miss my gfi should probably just kill myself
This an Aeon Flux reference?
are movie reactionaries like this where they just go out of their way to hunt down random romcoms and somewhat embarrassing movies and normies and talk about how it's the downfall of western civilization or is that just us
>>738497067You don't remember Cuties? Ghostbusters 2016? Captain Marvel?
Frenching>sex
>>738497067>>738497141Sorry your game is being mocked. Not really though.
>>738464413ayo
>>738497067people who take movies seriously usually don't compared to Capital G Gamers in my experience, the only people that do that stuff are comic book super hero movie fans which are pretty much exclusively video game guys. but there are angry bitter nerds in every hobby
>>738470867Money is fuel needed to maintain momentum in ANYTHING in ANY respect. Don't be a soccie retard.
>>738464641>KV here, is this how people kissI assume it's meant to represent how inexperienced teenagers kiss, in which case it's accurate.
>>738464413This is definitely winning GOTY at TGA. Grim.
>>738467691Missing BPD, piercings, smokes weed, uses healing crystals, believes in astrology and witchcraft, addicted to social media, and has an OnlyFans.
>>738464551Epstein Simulator
>>738464413Class of 09 is a better coming of age story
>>738498024GTA 6 is coming out this year this game will be forgotten about by the end of the month
>>738499169GTA VI releases too late to be eligible for TGA. TGA is rigged anyway, Mixtape is 100% winning no matter what. If not GOTY, it will win the majority of awards.
>>738464413kinda hot...
>>738499358>GTA VI releases too late to be eligible for TGASource?
>>738499849My ass. But either way, TGA is rigged so journos will get Mixtape to win everything.
>>738464641back when i still got some yeah it was basically just wrestling with our tonguesthere was a bit more lip action tho
>>73846441310/10 by my trusted source and friend... IGN!
>>738464413/v/ will pretend to be upset by this and then immediately go jack it to raw penis sex vaginal womb tip kiss cross section loli hentai
>>738494063Now that you're divorced, what do you do with your life?
>>738485161fucking retard
>>738500685I honestly thought this was a mouth fetish thread
>>738467691>multiple bodies
>>738476334Try sucking a dick
>>73846441310/10 pedo game
>>738464413Kissing erotic
>>738464413
>>738468404I figure if I can't manage to get married and have kids in the next 10 years, I'm just going to sell everything I have and join a religious order
>>738469117You castrated yourself and then lost the culture war lol.
something about tongue on tongue that feels good.
>>738478648Wrong. Being a xx's kid doesn't mean that you were born in that decade, it means that most of your formative years (your teens) happened in that decade. If you're born in 1990 you're a 2000s kid because by the time you became developed enough to actually experience the culture the 90s were basically over.
Of course the latest astrotrufslop is degenerate porn. Could the IGN niggers be any less subtle?
>>738464641People barely tongue french kiss for real, it's over represented in media. But nope, that looks like a tongue war, mouths aren't even touching lol
>>738464413damn... so this is the power of a 10/10 game,,,,
>>738506158Ocarina of time move over. There's a new king on the block.
>>738464641No. The depiction is triggering my tism a bit to be honest. Kissing someone who is also really into you is almost like doing opiates. It is soft, warm, and your head gets fuzzy like you are just waking up. That's oxytocin for you.This depiction is vulgar, played for laughs, and grotesque. It negates the very essence of the thing itself. It is a bad depiction because it does not evoke the experience or embody the spirit of the experience. There is so much bad art in the world with shitty depictions that do not ever touch the true essence of a thing. And then there is truly deplorable art like this that actively tries to depict a false experience and essence.Good writers touch life often. Mediocre writers run a hand over her. Bad writers rape her and leave her for the flies.-Ray Bradbury
>>738506254if you actually played the game youd know its a joke about a bad first kiss
>>738494812Feels.
>>738464594Isn't that game about minors though
>>738506254I think I figured out why: There aren't any sexy lips in this kiss.
>IGN: 10/10 masterpiece, didn't even have to touch the controller to finish it
>>738469117Mega franchise after mega franchise after mega franchise has been killed by progressive ideology, how can you retards still think it's about moneyBut fine, let's look away from business and towards the state, you can't be pink and support the same thing states do, and states are all progressive as well, even the ones that claim to be conservative
>>738464413Safe horny
>>738506613It's probably for the best. They throw their toys out of the pram every time a game expects them to actually play it. Just give them a semi-interactive movie with a black cock flashing every 5 seconds and they'd score it 15/10.
>>738464768Yeah but it wasnt gay and woke like that game
>>738481184Just click the 3 dots next to Anonymous and click show original file
>>738465102you have not lived
>>738506613>IGN: 10/10 masterpiece, didn't have to touch to finish.
This is the most bluesky-coded game I've ever seen. No wonder all the 38 year old white hipsters gave it a 10/10
>>738467691you have never pleased a woman if you have never gotten her to just stick out her tongue and swirl it against yours mid airthe OP webm MUST be trying to make it look as awkward and disgusting as possible as a joke or something
>>738489401Just become a volcel. I now buy hentai figs and physical copies of erodoujins and don't have the annoying voice in my head saying >your future wife won't tolerate this, you're making yourself unmarriageable because getting a PhD is literally easier than interacting with women
>>738507716The [other side] can't approach intimacy genuinely. It has to be depicted through layers of ironic detachment. Don't get me wrong, most visual novel depictions of intimacy are awful too in the other direction. But they are nowhere near as bad as the cowardice to always subvert and always distort that you are going to get out of the lefty western zeitgeist. It's a crapshoot either way. Either you have retarded right wing kitsch that isn't true to life or subversive left wing irony poisoning.The larger issue: artists are usually uggos. Seriously, a huge issue with creative works no matter the political spectrum is they are made by unfuckables. Because it takes a lot of time and effort to be creative that normalfags filled with fucking brad and stacey. It's why you see stupid nerd driven cliches with little to no bearing on reality like the mean pretty girl or bully jock. Bully jock has a bit more basis in reality because of male competitive bravado, but there are way more chill alpha dude bro chads than jerks. Mean pretty popular girl is far far less common than media wouod have you believe. A girl who is attractive, like truly exceptionally attractive, lives in a bubble where near every stranger she interacts with is super nice towards her except for dysgenic jealous bitches and creepy unabashed perverts. All that passive positive socialization rubs off on her and usually they are the nicest and kindest people you will ever meet. "Artists" couldn't dream of capturing that essence because they are miserable crabs. That's why there is an abundance of art well versed in depicting genuine misery and a dearth of art depicting human virtues.
Ok but what even is this game? Any more gameplay? Video games?
>>738470743That much is obvious."Kissing is icky and gross and you should feel guilty for desiring it" is such a weird platform and I don't even want to understand where its coming from.Chainsaw Man did the whole first kiss is freaky thing far better
>>738495381I don't see why life back then wouldn't have been similar to life now, in the sense that there's not much to do other than consume media and mingle with your friends and loved ones while pursuing a path through life. It's called culture.
>>738464413I'm sorry, I don't think this is offensive, I think it looks fucking hilarious lmao.
>>738464768Incessant swearing and slurs right up until smartphones proliferated.
>>738509449That's surface level.Once you've seen enough repetition of this type art, you'll see it differently.
why are they being so mean to us? ;_;
EWWWW
>>738464641>All the normalfag replies to thisKek/v/ really is dead
>>738510971>you're chuds if you dont like it!>stare at the ceiling with a buddyExile them back to the closet.
>>738509374>and you should feel guilty for desiring itYou should. Sexual desire is a plague.
>>738464413Can we just start genociding these people? For the first time.
>>738511976*second time.
>>738511880lmao loser
>>738464413If Stellar Blade is a gooner game, what the hell is this?
I came into this thread expecting crying chuds, but instead I got crying incels.
>>738464413more and more I come to understand book burnings
>>738513068patricians
>>738512915Good morning saar
>>738513464>more of a loser than a streetshitterlmao grim
>>738464413>BracesMeh. Other than that, this might be a good porn game. It is a porn game, right?
>>738468785This is closer to JAV kissing than normal kissing though.
>>738465034I never did drugs, loved my parents, rarely swore and I'm probably the biggest contrarian on the planet. I hate politics by the way. I don't relate to your post at all.
>>738513610>Admits to being an IndianEvery time
>>738509384Because we live in a post social media world with an economy that's headed for depression and a moribund culture that can't produce anything of long-lasting value. The 90s and 2000s weren't idyllic per se, but literally none of those things were true at the time, which was the result of the Internet not being as widespread and as available as it is now (if at all in some times and places) and a healthy economy that wasn't in the process of melting down and a culture that was able to produce things, not just consume them.That's not to say that people didn't consume pop culture bullshit, but it wasn't to this extent and there was a great deal of meaningful production involved in everyday life. Life was a lot slower because a lot of these media channels and products weren't as pervasive as they are now. We're living in weird, precarious times. This isn't the baseline that we should use to judge the past.
Kissing is my fetish and I require more.
>>738464641Do not kiss whores, they have herpes and herpes is for life, find a virgin girl with no herpes. trust me, herpes will fuck you up, once she infects you she'll dump your ass because of guilt and blame it on you. Don't kiss girls they have cooties.
>>738514195>find a virgin girlI'll get right to it after winning the lottery
>>738514150Kissing, feet, and licking all over for me. It does feel like kissing is esoteric these days though....
>>738514020thathats better then you, lmao
looking at xitter discourse, this game sees to be hated because zoomers hate their childhood and can't relate. Lol what a failed generation of losers.
>>738515009You're a libtard who doesn't even believe in free will nigga. Stop being logically inconsistent; your thought leaders know better than to do this, so should you. >inb4 what>inb4 whofuck off. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
>>738515157You are simply blaming others for your own failures. You'll never mature this way.
>>738515157Literally fucking what and whoAre you okay?
>>738506547the left allows pedophilia when it's ugly
>>738515009weird move trying to blame zoomers on twitter when we're all shitting on it
>>738515259nah, only zoomeroids hate this game because they can't relate.
>>738464551Aeon Flux
>>738515157Holy projection, are you okay anon? That amount of anger over some random game isnt healthy
>>738464413looks like a cyriak video
>>738515259nobody here even knew this game existed before today
>>738464413This is not from aan actual video game is it?
>>738464413Aren't they underage?
>>738506695The game developer is owned by Larry Ellison's daughter (jew) Megan Ellison (jew). The state is not progressive. Progressivism is the subversion of the government by jews
>>738515203>>738515218>>738515474You're scared to take your worldview to it's logical conclusion. Determinism is real when it's about muh capital, but you were just a big stud who got to score as a teen cuz your just that awesome? Meanwhile those incel chuds are just retards with no rizz? Give me a break. You know I'm right. But if you look at what I'm pointing at, you see HBD and other naughty things that just can't be true. Somethings gotta give here. Either we are radically free or everything is luck. Your worldview and mainstream science leans towards the latter.
>>738467837>>738468404some days i really wish i was more retarded, like full on howling at the moon deviantart tier retarded, it would be so much easier
>>738515613So it's the same situation as E33 that had 10/10s as well?
>>738464413Damn. That's deep.
>>738515624
>>738515613I heard the Rothschilds personally gave Mixtape a 9.5 and instructed all Muslim publications to do the same
>>738464551league of legends
>>738464413Bruh
>>738515670Yes
>>738464413This is the only cool part of this game that I've seen. It would be even cooler if you could control the tongues.
>>738464413I get that it's a vidya game and that you have to make something that works on a screen, but this just looks ridiculous. I don't actually care about this game either way, but still this looks dumb.
>>738488373then why are you here?
>>738515727it's real retard
You know why most of you are alone? It's not because you are ugly or social reasons but because your entire identity is about being alone and you are addicted to that identity and afraid to lose it. It's why when you see off topic threads like this, you run to them to yell the same pathetic story about yourself for the 1000th time hoping to get (you)'s an attention. I genuinely hope most of you attention whores off yourselves and stop with this attention whore off topic shit on these boards.
>>738469557Kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin herewomen in high school used to dare each other to go up and talk to me or "rub" up against me.no one liked me in high school and the staff thought i was gonna kill myself all the time so they keep an eye on me constantlyone time i forgot i forgot ii had a razor blade in my backpack for photo class and cut myself and they called the police and had them detain me till my parents arrived because they thought i was killing myself.
>>738469557>simply from being in a social circlethere are people out there who are genuenly friendless, anon.
>>738516110Stop noticing
Reminded me of this for whatever reason.
>>738516110>jews>commieforniaName a more iconic duo.
>>738464413this unironically makes me kinda wish there was some retarded indie game tongue wrasslin fighting game with like mouth cosmetics i guess?>braces unlock
>>738464413Most based thing I've seen in a while.
>>738469557>get hugged>don't feel a thingAnyone else?
>>738464413Why does everything has to be subversive with these faggots
>>738517665>kissing>subversive
>>>/tv/
>>738464413Whoever modeled this should get into making vore games. Assuming thats not what they were already doing prior to going pro
>>738517690When both characters are underage in a climate where you can't even have adult women in a bikini in video games, I'd say it's subversive, yeah
>>738467567So if an individual is anti-establishment and schools, corporations, Hollywood, and social media all begin to tout anti-establishmentarianism as morally correct, is the individual just supposed to capitulate and become a bootlicker? What's the winning play here?
>>738468404dating is nightmare mode now because society is too low trust for spontaneous dating to feel natural and school/uni are the only places to feasibly get to meet women organically
>>738510971its literally less of a game than most VNs. VNs have fail states and choices mattering. this is a railroaded experience with completely optional QTE inputs. they should have just made a movie. this isnt a game.
>>738464768It's certainly what jewish media was like
>>738520486>inaccurate pic
>>738500870>work>think were i went wrong>play videogames sometimes>get sudden bursts of suicidal thoughts>get existential crisis because ill die aloneyou know, the usual
>>738464413those saliva physics fucking suck
>>738520645>mr ultradehydrated, 5 cans of white monsters a day has something to say
>>738520897i drink 3 liters of water a day, I've never drunk a monster in my life, and saliva doesnt work like that
>>738521019>3 liters a daygrim
>>738521053what why? i drink whenever i feel thirsty
>>738521116>he still feels thirsty despite consuming that much
>>738521116>thirsty enough to drink two and a half soda bottles of water a dayAre you sure you don't have physical brain damage? I only drink 20 ounces a day and feel fine.
>>738516916Jews and New York?
>>738521189>>738521273idk man, it's pretty warm where I live and I don't have an AC. I can spend the day without moving much and at the end of the day I'll have my shirt covered in sweat
>>738521367Good news, that means your electrolyte levels are fucked.
>>738521367dont listen to brawndo over there, hes probably american. the real issues more insidious
>>738521810idk maybe, though around this time we usually have temps of about 30 something celsius>>738522103>the real issues more insidiouswhat would those be
>>738464413RULES OF NATURE
>>738522293its probably too late. dont worry about it
>>738464413me on the left
>>738464413battle of the tongues
>>738522437it's over i guess
>>738470818>>doesn't count as actual supportit doesn't. corpos always ship a lobotomized, watered down version of the ideology with the "icky parts" excised
>>73846441310/10
>>738464413I dont know what game this is but i can only assume that neither of these characters are attractive because if they were journos would be screeching about it from their ivory towers for all to hear
>>738523392You're correct.
>>738523493https://deadline.com/2022/05/annapurna-susan-goldberg-david-wolkis-1235015404/>Annapurna Promotes Susan Goldberg To Head Of Cross-Media Development
>>738467837betrayedintherain
>>738464551Rayman Origins
>>738523493Oy vey
>>738522670before it even began
Almost at the bump limit and still no mouth porn
>he doesnt know
>>738464768yeah more or lesswe also called each other fags and retards and didn't have to worry about getting doxxed or something for it
>>738523493I'm surprised it's not lesbians or gays doing the kissing.
>>738464413Did this to your mom last night
>>738473285I had a dream about this fucking post and it woke me up laughing. Thank you for the delayed chuckle, anon.
>>738524686Sorry
This thread is a reminder that I should be more grateful for having autism and how humans being social creatures does not apply.
>>738527184>With the stem>No rerorerorerorerorerorero
>>738526030>had a dream about 4chanim sorry, its...terminal. its....spread to the balls
>>738527242>I should be more grateful for having autismAutism sucks anon
>>738464551this is dota 2
