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>>738470886That line of his became cringe once he had to punctuate it with the thing that should've just been its subtext.
>>738472341He's an alien
>>738472409hes paid dlc
>>738472453paid dlc alien
>>738470886The line before it goes way harder, though. >You wish to finish this war with your honor intact?
>>738472981All of his lines are trying too hard. John Dombrow is a shit writer who literally listened to Hans Zimmer music to "inspire" himself while writing dialogue.
come on mirifag I know you aren't suffering from fanart drought that you need to parade 2/10 slop like this
>>738473515>trying to hardHe is from a conquering race who watched the entire galaxy get purged and every single living being he knew died. And then he gets to watch it happen AGAIN.If you can't understand the basics of what makes someone act how they do then you're too immature for something as simple as mass effect. I can't imagine what your comprehension is like for anything that has depth to it.
>>738470886Can I get a 3 day ban?
>>738474695>blowing a load deep inside Miranda with no protection because she’s desperate to have a child Maybe Miranda modified your genitals during your resurrection where you’re the only being in the galaxy that can give her the baby she craves
>the alliance had a whole bunch of AI sexbot infiltrators ready to go in 3>Researching AI is enough to get your whole species kicked out of the galactic governmentuuuuh, what did they mean by this?
>You are not the Janny
>>738476182this reveal was so cool in original. voice, the dialog, everything. nowthey are just retarded robots that shoot lasers and their motivations are very obvious and easy to understand and they are retarded.
>tfw no mirandanon
>>738475325His dialogue is tryhard.
>>738470886hah imagine spunking in this guys eyes, all 4 of them
>>738479398
Would you rather be pegged by Samara or Miranda?
>>738479323>>this reveal was so cool in originalI honestly think it was quite stupid. I will insist that Sovereign had no reason to communicate or acknowledge Shepard.
>>738479726...but enough about Zaeed
>>738482105I'd rather be a krogan and drain my quad in Miranda's ass.It's for my porn series; Quad-Drainers
>>738473515Holy based
>>738482091
>>738470886Javik was cool.Too bad he's tainted by starting out as paid DLC.
>>738470886Anyone still playing the trilogy, but with mods?
>>738470886Here's your answer.
>>738470886Every time they refer to the next game ME5 I lose whatever hope I had left for it. Andromeda flopped, nobody played it and it's really fucking easy to ignore due to the nature of its story but no, we have to include it because the only ME game anyone still left in Bioware worked on is fucking Andromeda.
>>738483239Bioware is a nonfunctioning developer and it's amazing EA hasn't closed them yet
>>738476086Can you read? The original was made by Cerberus, a terrorist organization not beholden to anyone. Once where was an existential war against Reapers yes, Alliance was willing to stoop to the level of making what would've been previously illegal AIs, so was everybody else. Also>MP lore
>>738470886i like how he puts that troon liara in her place
>>738483031Ye, just got to rannoch, but since i played 1 and 2 with CoR i stopped again.Even if i know it'll never come out, i'm still hoping.>>738483158OMG Mattock hiiiiiii<3
>>738470886It was such a stupid fucking decision to retcon the Protheans to look like Collectors just because they figured tentacle faces would be unappealing and they wanted to sell more DLC. "Huuurrr The Protheans were a conglomerate of subjugated species" get fucked. Anyone who says the ending is the reason ME3 is bad is a fucking retard. Virtually every quest made every single character look retarded. Mordin being character-assassinated is the biggest crime of that game, not the ending and none of your choices mattering. The game was shit from start to end, and I'm tired of people saying it was only the ending that was bad. The entire game retroactively ruined the series. It is the biggest tragedy in gaming history, except for perhaps DA:O never getting a sequel. Dunno if it's Bioware or EA who should be blamed.
>>738472546paid dlc alien who is NOT a nigger
>>738483797bug people are cooler than cthulhu people t b f
>>738483412I mean, in universe, creating the quantum blueboxes takes several years to educate, and assuming there's one for every EDI chassi, that's a project that was started way before the reaper war. Sure, we had the luna base, and i'm taking hacket at face value here, but that was a goddamn disaster.
>>738483954>EDI, copy paste your code into these robotsSimple as
>>738484107wait a minute, edi needs the normandy to remain nearby to operate at maximum efficiancy in the field. What the fuck, how many ships have AI cores installed by the war?Am i overthinking this?
>>738484393The platform is just something EDI is using. The original Dr Eva wasn't powered by something like EDI's bluebox, but just by whatever was on board of the unit itself.
>>738470886I honestly wish I had a turian gf.
>>738484510But AI requires a bluebox, and judging by how big EDI's is, and the rogue AI you explode on the citadel in 1, it doesn't fit in a human-like frame.It's just another piece of bad writing, isn't it?
>>738485156You can probably make a smaller bluebox for a less powerful AI but again, we're trying to discuss ME3 MP lore in good faith which is just an exercise in futility
anybody still playing ME3's shoe-horned multiplayer?
>>738470886DING DONG BANU
>>738485326Fair. Forgot you can't recruit them in vanilla, they're added in expanded universe.
>>738485363F-91? Nigga what are you doing with your life?
>>738485456playing Mass Effect 3 multiplayer after building a Crossbone Vanguard kit, silly
>>738485363I'm surprised those servers are still up.It's been what - 14 years?
>>738485363Yeah, I play it with friends regularly. There's hardly any horde shooter alternatives and almost none of them are goodBased gunplafag
>>738485363One of the most fun multiplayer experiences I ever had. I don't own ME3 anymore, but I would boot that game up right now if I could. I think they removed that in the Legendary Edition, right?
>>738475230>>738475084>>738474695Now make her blonde.
>>738479726I like that it is so lofty and big, like that Anon said he has went through a lot I can see anyone being a bit of a fag after all that shit.
>>738482201Yeah but Zaeed isn't trying to be important, he's just the old guy at the pub.
The only problem with Javik is that the writers couldn't decide if he was an avatar of the glorious Protean empire (that he has never seen and would know as much about as Liara does) or a survivalist born in its darkest hour.
>>738470886HOWEVER IN MY CYCLE WE DID NOT HAVE MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA. YOU HUMANS ARE VERY STRANGE TO MAKE SUCH A GAME.
>>738474695HEE HEE
>>738485363I haven't stopped being a Krogan Sentinel Warlord onetrick since it came out
>>738491707For me, it's the N7 Destroyer. Typhoon devastator mode go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>738491707>>738492604AwakenedCollector4lyfe
>>738491707FOR TUCHANKAAAAAAAAA
>>738470886On disc dlc character
>>738486640install the steam version unfortunately I played 360 back in the day so I'd have to start over :-(
>>738492923awakened collector was such a weird thing lore wise
>>738493172Setting up a sequel for a game that never happened.I think they were considering doing IT theory for real, they even put Harbinger in one of the trailers when he never speaks in the campaignhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqwuHFIgIAvolus adept 4lif
>>738474695>>738475084>>738475230Worst girl
>>738493397IT was always a cope. It relies on Shepard getting brainwashed during an optional DLC and on Indoctrination working in a way that it never worked even on Saren who had Reaper tech installed into his brain. It was never anything other than wishful thinking.
>>738483031I'm about to finish ME1.Also, playing without mods is retarded.
>>738492923One of my friends mained that guy, funnily enough. Always joked about him being a moth. Fun class but I was never very good with power builds, at least in the multiplayer.
>>738475563Do you think Miranda felt weird when having to make sure Shepard's dick and balls worked?
Javik was a dumb nigger
>>738493562that isn't liara
>>738494234She probably tried a bit of the Shepard juice to see if it would bypass her infertility.
>>738493580the big reveal on cronos station is that lazarus was achieved by a bunch of reaper tech
>>738470886I really don't care buddyshouldn't have been paid DLC that integrates about as well as the guy who stands in your camp in DA:O and begs you to use real life currency to buy his shitty DLC.
>>738482091>>738482336>still no mirandanon
>>738470886>Sorry, Shepard. I know all the secrets of the galaxy and know everything about everything but I can't help you defeat the Reapers because...I JUST CAN'T OKAY?????!
>>738482091>>738477306>tfw ywn hump Miranda's catsuit-clad buttcheeks until you cum all over her butt cleavage and backgod dammit man
>>738485669>>738486640>>738491707>>738492604>>738492923>>738493172>>738493907I tend to hop between>Geth Engineer (that turret carries Gold and Platinum)>Human Vanguards>N7 Destroyer>Human Infiltrators>Human Soldiers>Cerberus Defector>BF3 Soldier>Talon MercPlayed a lot on PS3 back in the 2010s but I'm restarting on PC. Also, Operation: TRIBUTE was really sweet. RIP Zaeed.
The jannies thougth you might need some help on this thread.
>>738487808the thing that I hated the most is that the Prothean Empire was not a single race just to "we must unite against
EA should have done a Predator crossover where Savage/Jungle Hunter was a guest squadmate and treated like Dante in SMT3.
>>738494985>>738494985>headcanonAll that is revealed is that Shepard was dead for real which shakes him up a bit. There are literally no implications of reaper tech being involved. The reaper tech stuff was exclusive to Grayson and TIM.
>>738498052Ascension and Retribution pretty much confirm that Cerberus was using reaper shit to do everything
>>738497097Based taste, it hurts.
>>738497539I wasn't expecting to find the jeetslop here. The situation's bad.
>>738497539the worst part of the demaster is they ruined eye reflections and then pitched it as an upgrade
>>738499908The only thing of value from ME:LE was guns in 1 actually doing more damage on headshots and different gun behaviours depending on the manufacturer.
>>738499989They also fixed Garrus's face on PC
>>738497434>BF3 SoldierUnderrated as hell. I figured out how to get BF3 Infiltrator playable with randos in MP and it's cool too.
>>738485363I used to play it a lot it but haven't touched it in years. I'm not sure I can even still get into my account.
yeah
>>738500884MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN!
>>738483031>DemakeGEG
>>738500383pretty good shameless cross promotion on EA's part
>>738497097Why do you say things that you know will hurt me?
What was his name again?
>>738503739gonzales
>>738503739big mclargehuge
>>738503739James Verger
>>738503739Perturbed Pendejo
>>738503739Chris Redfield
>>738503456Become the catsuit clad temptress you seek, it's the only way
>>738503739Marcus Fenix
besides soldier would would be a good class to start ME1 as?
>>738485363i used to be a big modder for ME3 MPquarian infiltrator + reegar carbine was the most broken shit on earth
>>738507514play adept through all 3 games
>>738507514Engineer, because you get THREE unique encounters. Just three, though.
>>738503739Bulk Largemeat
>>738477306>AI actually made Miranda look like her body scan actress for the first time everAI chads keep winning
>>738486710
>>738495307
>>738482163yeah you're a fucking autistic retard, we get it.
>>738497097
>>738507823>>738508098will the limited weapon selection be noticable?
>>738509239
>>738509239My heart stopped for a moment
>>738509336She does that a lot to people.
>>738509185You can pick an extra weapon skill in 1 (which doesn't matter much anyways), can pick up training for your choice of assault rifles, shotguns, or sniper rifles in one of the missions in 2 (by literally picking up a gun), and can just use whatever from the get-go in 3. It's nbd.
>>738507514Adept.
>>738470886>In my cycle trolling meant something
She's kind of cute
>>738510859She's also Christian and a tomboy, which instantly makes her a top-tier girl. Being soft-racist to aliens on top of all that is a nice bonus.Jack is also good, the romance plot is genuinely super touching. Tali is just cute.Garrus is the only romance for FemShep that's actually good.All of the other romances kind of suck. Liara's is the least bad but very bland. Although it does make her search for Shepard between 1 and 2 more compelling, adding an extra dimension to her motivation. It's a nice touch.
>>738509185Na, your skills should make up for it. Not sure if you're pirating or getting the legendary edition, but get the weapon pack DLCs so you have more choices. The SMG is probably the worst in 2, as you get two shit weapons. But the Locust is really good, and the Phalanx, the third pistol to choose from, is a nice in-between. So it won't matter as much 2, which is the only time it would be noticeable.
>>738510859I blow her up on Rannoch
>>738511571I mean VirmireTali gets blown up on Rannoch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mBskX95LNk
>>738470886Stand in the ashes of a million dead batarians and ask…Sorry, what was I talking about?
>>738503739Miffed Mexicano
>>738511571>>738511604What!
>>738511604Tali gets knocked up in my bedroom if you know what I'm saying.
>>738511817Hey, I've seen this one before! It's a classic!
>>738511604I get blown by Tali on Rannoch, if you know what I mean
>>738472546paid dlc alien that was already on the disc at release
>>738499989diversificatiion mod is also pretty cool
>find/collect several prothean artifacts over two games>get real prothean>no option to tell him to look at these things given that they could hold important information like the catalyst locationterrible writing
>>738510859shes hot as hell
Skipper
>>738514649>>738516836I prefer ME1 Ash
Samara is so fucking hot bros I need her to ruin my life
>series has potential>turns into slop immediately with the sequel due to EA
>>738514649yes
Turning Ash into paragon...
