This thing feels fucking amazing!
who wears that color jeans anymore it's the ugliest god damn bullshit that only greatest generation and extreme blue color workers wear jesus christ they're so ugly
>>738495369Try a boomer shooter with right pad as mouse aim, and a mode shift to digital menu when you click right pad. Essentially the store aim and weapon swap in the same pad, just click and instantly select weapon
>>738495496>wearing jeans in 2026poorfags
>>738495369Why are you white?
>>738495369Stop chewing your fingernails you caveman
>>738495496>t. virgin zoomer who has never even asked a woman out
>>738495692what do you wear then?
>>738495898chinos? instead of literal farmer pants? lol
>>738495951>chinos
>>738496097>t.
>>738495951Honestly can't tell if you are some GROSSLY out of touch yuppie who thinks jeans are icky, or a foreigner where jeans are legit only worn by farmers because they otherwise can't afford it, or the heat is too much. Jeans are the most normiest of NORMIE normal clothes, jeans and a hoodie is basically a literally anyone clothing combo. Men, women, working class, upper class, unemployed, farmers, artists, it'd be easier to list who explicitly wouldn't wear jeans, ie you.Yeah actually I'm going with foreigner, since basically anyone from Hollywood has been spotted wearing jeans because jeans are nice.
>>738495951this nigga wears chinos
>>738495369the masses demand 'ick on steam controller.
>>738495951oh brother...
>>738496393>why do your non-laborers wear jeans? we do not do that in GERMANY
>>738496571Oh god, you might be right because Germany is fucking retarded, and jeans probably seem toxicly masculine to them or something.
I also got my dock with it and it's max comfy now
>>738496393>everyone in my trailer park wears jeans, they're totally a trendy piece of clothing!
ick on eck posting when?
>>738496718esl retard
>>738496758tell 'em Cletus!
What do I do now, bros?
>>738496758I can't believe these people seriously think jeans aren't basically a central part of america, its like bbq. Its like of someone said "eeeewww, your grilling slabs of animal flesh on a large flame fueled device, covered in ground spices?"Like nigga, that's bbq.Actually even fucking vegans don't like bbq , i can't see anyone saying that someone owning jeans reflects bad on them.Example, this is gabe newall....a billionaire who owns yachts ....in jeans.
I haven't worn anything but cargo pants in a decade and I'm satisfied with them to the point that I wouldn't mind wearing them to bed now.
>>738497120They go online and listen to their looksmaxxing idols who became their pseudo father. These are the type of people smashing their faces with hammers because they think it will make women like them. Years and years of doing this, donating to grifters, and taking all of their "advice" seriously, and they still have not even talked to a woman. Zoomers are a dysfunctional generation
>>738497120>>738497521The stuff women actually find attractive in men, most men find "gay." They want a father who lets his nails get painted by his daughter, not a bodybuilder
>>738497521millenials are unironically the gen that started the incel movement
>>738496718But he was saying they're the complete opposite of trendy. They're baseline.
I hate you all.
>>738497521Holy fucking shit that's sad.Wasn't Elliot Rodger Also a looks maxer before looks maxing?
>>738495496Lolwut Looks fine. Looks great, even.
>>738497521what went wrong with zoomers? not even alphas are this pathetic
>>738495496>blue color workers
>>738497804Kek Man, what a great thread. Nothing but actual idiots who just keep on delivering the goods.
>>738497804
>>738495692>>738495883>>738497693none of you have ever had sex. not by wearing those faggy ass color jeans>>738497804maybe that's what i meant the whole time
>>738495496and what color jeans are good, retard?
>>738497023Thad, you're treading dangerous territory...
>>738498250actually most of the time I have sex I have no pants on
>>738495496Zoomers now sound like reddit bots. Welcome to the new normal.
>>738498278red
>>738498250I've heard woman get the ick from a lot, bandaging cuts, owning an umbrella, being in pain when stabbed... I've NEVER heard of a woman getting the ick over jeans. Infact half the himbos in Hollywood they like wear jeansAlso wearing jeans doesn't mean being blue collar you clueless foreigner.>>738498554Ok this made me laugh
>>738495496Baggy jeans of all shades have been on trend for the past like 4 years, you turbo shut-in troglodyte bitchmade 4chan browsing no-4chan-pass-having nerfherder
Estimated delivery is Monday, but it hit the nearby town UPS delivers from just an hour ago. I'm going to whine and cry if they hold onto it for two days.
>>738495496This. Jeans are fucking poverty tier, only worn by larpers and faggots. Suitpants or Chinos are the only way to go.
>>738495578Or I can just use a mouse and keyboard instead.
i wear jorts, chud
>>738495496
>>738499524Ewww, then i have to reach my pinky over like s weirdo to the 7 key for my bfg. Icky.
>>738499524Sitting upright to play videogames is gay.
>>738499893You can rebind your keys.
>>738499893Your pinky? How the fuck does that work?Anyway, personally I only map up to 5 and then use the mouse for additional weapons. Scroll up and scroll down for weapon switching is way better than 6 and 7.
>>738495369what games benefit from the trackpads? they are alien to me, no cap
>>738498250>well saar maybe thats what I meant the whole time?>redeem THAT, bloody bastard!
>>738496671>cachylol
>>738500038You only map up to 5, so never played doom, and you are telling me about shooters???You gotta reach REALLY far to hit 7, worse with 8,9, or 0
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>738499958This only works so good for so long. Wasd for walk, e use, space jump, f melee, reload, flashlight, grenade, grenade types, ect ect ect....those keys get used up stupid fast. Sc is infinitely more convenient
>>738495369>Fucking this feels amazing
>>738495369I'm having a blast with mine
>>738495951gayest post in the entire world, grats.
>>738500167Yes cachy handheld on the deck is the superior choice
>>738500412>Mention BFG>Then mention a bunch of shit that isn't in Doom or Quake
>>738495369This thing looks unusable for anyone with less than an above average size hand. Not just manlets, this thing looks like it was made specifically for large limbed apes
>>738500735Yes, normal, testosterone filled, hairy, white men. Post hand, twinkchink.
>>738496393Hoodies are for faggots. Literal ghetto nigger tier.
>>738495369>toe thumbs>jeans at homethe absolute state of anonat least you dont wear shoes at home
>>738500735>this thing looks like it was made specifically for large limbed apesdualsense says hi
>>738500134VN’sTouching the pad ten thousand times feels better than pressing A ten thousand times
Anyone else natural grip not activating grip sense as easily as they thought they would?That is surprising helpful since i added capacitive tape to extend the range of the sensor just below R5 and L5, making enganging/disenganging with pinky quite comfy and consistent.
>>738495369I bet the dpad sucks for platformers and fighting games. Every company that's not Sony always messes this one thing up.
>>738495369People in the future are going to laugh at this ugly abomination of a controller.
>>738501074Nah it actually feels more responsive/tactile than the deck's dpad.
>>738501074The only dpad sony gotten right was the vita
>>738501140People in the future won't care
>>738501182this. I used to think the PS5 pad was pretty good but it misses inputs sometimes.
>>738501182PS1/2 was god-tier for fighting games. They actually changed it for the worse since then but it's still the best compared to pretty much every other controller I tried.
>>738495496>you: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee>me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAWW
>>738500134Any games where you have to point and select things with a cursor, like RTS.
>>738500134Doom 1993 is a great starting point for learning how to use the pad with FPS because there's only one axis to worry about
Does anyone have any examples of people using the trackpads for like CRPGs, RTS or sim/management games? That's the primary reason I want one.
>>738495369nice saturday night fever jeanshomo
>>738500134Right is best for camera paired with gyro for shooters. Look into mode shift and action sets. Left pad is really nice for a miscellaneous button storage with a weapon wheel or something
>>738495369Looks like a cheap 3d printer slop
>>738501760You can use the trackpad as a mouse like you'd expect, but you can also set a trackpad to strictly move over a particular section of the screen. It has the features to play these kinds of games but you have to be willing to tinker.
>>738501760Look up steam controller ganjjgames guide and just go to crpg section. See if you want to copy layout
>>738501917>steam controller ganjjgames guidehow am I supposed to search this? google gives nothing
>>738502105>you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drinkgrim
>>738502287It's more googles fault to be honest, but anon is still partially at fault, at least 40%
>>738501917>>738502287shoulda said its some retard youtube celeb and not a written guidehttps://youtu.be/0BQEg3puMsc?t=1064
I ordered this thing a minute before it was supposed to go live and only today did it get shipped, and it won't be here until Wednesday. As a 3-5 day enjoyer can I just psionically explode Gaben for lying to me or what?
>>738502559gayben is protected by the cosmic psion forces of uranus so youll have to physically explode him instead
Anybody know where to see what my charge % is?
>>738502839Go into steam, controllers, and it should display. Or under connected devices
>>738502839They removed that shit, so all you got is this now.
> took a week off> controller wont arrive untill the very last week of my vacationGABEN YOU OZEMPIC ABUSING FUCK GIVE ME MY CONTROLLER
>>738502559I boughted 5 minutes after you and mine is coming Tuesday
>>738495369Now if only it could play games.
The steambilical cord
>>738502956Wack, but at the puck is unintrusive enough that I'm probably just going to leave it attached anyways. I've always preferred corded controllers but nobody makes the damn things anymore which leaves me dealing with connection issues since USB ports suck.
>>738495369Man, I ordered mine before the first out of stock stuff went up and they just now shipped it today. Ah well, looking forward to it.
>>738503081I put mine on a dock because the puck laying around is awkward
>>738503193mentally ill faggot
of course he's mentally ill, he plays sf6
>>738495369Are your hands huge or is this thing fucking tiny?
>>738503259I played fighting games casually as a kid but not anymore, I just love how these characters looksame with gacha slop, I might love their characters and get their merch but I'm not playing that shit
nvm he's mentally sound, just gay.
>>738503193is there anywhere that sells these without the bowser cock, my biggest worry with the controller is that the puck being more annoying than just a plain old charging cradle
>>738503303it looks roughly the same in my hands and mine are average sized (7.65 inches)
>>738503452homosexuality is a mental illness
FRAME WHENTHATS WHAT I WANT
>>738503493The magnet is strong enough that the controller can suck it up before the controller even touches wherever you set it down
well steambros, whatcha all playing while waiting for your gabepad?
>>738495369can someone explain why some people cut offer their nails until they're little nubs?
>>738497672!!! Me fucking too and I was in the before 10am pool. Fucking niggers! Oh well, I have a working controller it just isn't VALVE
>>738503493you don't need to buy anything, it's a free model to 3d print and it doesn't have any cock unless you add ithttps://www.printables.com/model/1707098-mechanism-steam-controller-dock
>>738503651not op but eczemaif my nails arent nubs i just tear my skin open without noticing
>>738495496People who work?
>>738495369Hows the trackpad?
>>738503303See pic>>738503651Because I practice good hygiene and I'm not a woman? >>738503993Slightly larger than the decks. The haptics feel a little weaker too but i haven't tried changing it. I would just increase the sensitivity just a tad bit too.
>>738503303Its about the same size as an xbone controller, the extended bottom for the track pads make it look deceptively bigger
>>738503649how do you explain to your mother what that is
>>738503651Makes me cringe because if I cut them that short I get ingrown nails.
>>738500285No, retard, I'm saying that I replace anything beyond 7 with other more accessible inputs, such as scroll up and scroll down with the mouse. There are tons of buttons you can use with mouse and keyboard, stop using default bindings.
>>738504538anything beyond 5*
>>738495496>come to /v/irgin central™>enter nteresting thread>see this comment>audible sigh>leave /v/irgin central™
>>738495951I hate wearing chinos, feels too much like wearing pajamas. I prefer the density and weight of denim--makes me feel like i'm properly clothed.
>>738504728I like jeans actually feeling like minor armor. Never tried starched jeans or anything, but of it feels like my pants will rip on a tiny branch i don't like them.
>>738495496soulless modernity victim
>>738495692There's literally no other pants to wear that aren't slacks or sweats.
>>738497023game name?
>>738497023is there an update?!Wait, is this the fantasy/native isekai version? Yeah I dunno, I dont feel playing that one.
>>738500134mouse regions for anything that uses a cursor (RTSs for example)
>>738505423Monochrome fantasy>>738505482No, he's remaking his first one which should come out this year.
anyone else reconsidering getting this after Gamergate 2?
>>738495496>uncomfortable as hell>look like shit>were designed exclusively for blue collar workers doing painful jobsJeans were a psyop to inflict psychological torture and demoralize the population. >inb4 they feel fine to meSure, just like how your circumcized dick is fine.
>>738505954thanks just reported it
>>738495951>chinosLol you though you were actually cooking with that one, it isn't even bait. Bro you wear "bully me please" pants.
>>738506235Lol retard that won't work since it needs an external patch to get the NSFW features. Have fun molesting anime imoutos. :)
>>738499340Those pants are poverty tier wasting money to not look poverty tier. I just wear sweatpants. It helps that I'm built, lean and don't give a fuck because I'm not poverty.
(((they))) took robes, togas, kilts, etc, away from us. We need to wear the golem straight jacket for our legs or face social ostracization. And god forbid you wear something like sweat pants, then you're ghetto, white trash, a nigger, etc.
>>738499524Sure. Go ahead. I don't mind.
>>738506174no, blue jeans were invented as something for sailors to wear.they got revamped with rivets and stronger seams for miners.>uncomfortablesounds like you are just fat
>>738495369yes it's big and black, but can it fuck my wife?
>>738495496its denim anon..... wtf is wrong with your head
>>738507012my dad wore denim and he beat me because I was a failure
>>738495496trvke
>>738506785>yes it's big and blackDoes it look like a bitch?
>>738497672get fucked
>>738495369I bought the controller 2 minutes after it went live and it still hasn't shipped...
Can somebody explain gyro mapping like I'm retarded? I figured a good game to try it out on would be Pragmata and just have it activate while holding left trigger. There's a community made one but it has a bunch of keyboard binds on the controller instead of just using gamepad actions on the binds, does it only work that way?
I'm enjoying mine. Feels great. Only thing I don't like is the DPad. I'd prefer something more like the XBox's clicky DPad or the PSVita's
>>738507673Might be an 8bitdo Pro 3 is more your speed, that controller does have a Vita d-pad
>>738506542I'm lean. Doesn't change the fact I feel like my legs and dick are in a vice grip. >just get bigger jeansThen they are baggy as shit and I look a chollo from the 90s. It's just time to admit that they were forced upon us. We're all anonymous here, you don't have to lie. Shit doesn't taste good when you eat it, right? I guess it does when you've been brainwashed into eating it every day of your life.
>>738507707Are you sure you aren't gay or something?? I've never in My fucking life met a man like you who's straight, even looksmax people or really high class shit keep shit around for lazy days or AT LEAST yard work.
>>738507805>jeans are for comfortholy brainwashed>fagsThose homos wear jeans so tight they cut their blood circulation off.
>>738507964If you aren't born with glass Bones and paper skin, or a lust for cock, yes. Thin pants feel flimsy and useless, i like the sturdy assurance of denim that won't immediately rip under stress.
>>738507535I assume the game doesn't handle mixed inputs well if they did that.
>>738497617Sure, but the point was that it's worse now, not that... it began at some point.
>>738507535Some games don't like it when you mix a mouse and controller. I have been using my Gen 1 steam controller before the new one arrives and Pragmata ignores controller inputs when using a mouse. FFVII Rebirth however works just fine.
I was playing MMX1 with the steam controller, and I rage quit at the spider, fuck that guy, also fuck MMX1 for having enemies on the ground that you can't hit, even contra had the prone shot
>>738507707>>738507964>I feel like my legs and dick are in a vice grip.yeah no you are fat.thats called being fat as fuck>wah my pants are too tight>but Im totally LEAN guys!shut up and eat less fatty
>>738509368Either that or always buying skinny jeans. My jeans literally have elastic in the waist, very easy to pull off, doesn't cut into me even if I did hit the buffet.I think he just can't pick a good fit and only tolerates it in other pants because they are soft??
>>738509368Do you want me to post my fucking legs with timestamp, you fucking homosexual?
>>738509495no, he cries too much about looking like a chollo, so he must be super fucking fat.If you need jeans THAT big to feel comfy, you are FAT.pic related is what the fatso is claiming he NEEDS to avoid "feeling like his legs and dick are in a vice">>738509529>"IM NOT FAT I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY LEGS"no, YOU are the homosexual.fat fucking faggot lmao
>>738509594hit them with the cholo tech when they least expect it
That specific look is more about sagging, being super loose, and the waist low. Just wear a relaxed but fitting pair.Why is a v thread about how to wear pants anyway
>>738509823okay mang
>>738509823Well some people don't know what is and isn't normal for wearing jeans.
>>738509594I hate this baggy legs fashion all the young people are wearing it just looks gay, maybe I am just not hip with it anymore and need to be in a retirement home.
>>738500140lmao
>>738495369>no xinputWhy does this thing even exist?
browns are waking up
>>738510005Im not gonna lie, sc thread turning into a pants thread has me in stitches
>>738511060its for retards who think they will play fps games with the meme touchpads longer than 30mins
>>738511106shame that fatty couldn't stop breaking stitches
>>738511125I have a steam deck and I can't find any games where I need to enable the gyroscope or trackpads.
>>738511262would it be nice on 3rd person shooters when you aim the gun?like enabling the gyro only when you hold L2/R2
>>738511285>shootersIt's not my genre, I don't like games where you have to shoot, they're boring.
>>738511197my levi skinny jeans would always tear leave the fatties alone it can happen to normal people too
>steam controller thread>turns into a pants discussion
>>738511520normal people dont need chollo jeans to avoid feeling "being in a vice"
>>738500134>what games benefit from the trackpads? tEverything you're supposed to play with a mouse. This thing is supposed to replace M&K on your couch, not whatever gamepad you're already using.
>>738504728>>738504949that is exactly what I hate about jeans, I cannot fathom why someone would deliberately choose to wear something objectively less comfortable. Before jeans became fashionable, clothing was designed with both comfort and function in mind.Literally, a buttoned shirt + chinos or slacks are not only easier to put on, but also are a lot more airy and comfortable to wear. If you casually wear jeans you simply got peer pressured into wearing wagie clothing designed for manual labor, no one used to wear these in their free time cause they just suck.
What jeans are we talking about here? I swear you all have some different default cut you're talking about. Also, stiffness is a thing with jeans.
>>738510840You think that looks gay? the mullet is back
GABEEEN WHERE THE FUCK IS IT????
>>738511839i'm not gay enough for this
>>738495951>chinosit's like you're wearing half a suit for no reason. I guess it makes sense if you work business casual, but chinos as normal wear?
>>738511785>cannot fathom why someone would deliberately choose to wear something objectively less comfortablethis nigga never touches grass.>its uncomfortablepic related>>738511874>not being retardedly fat is gay
>>738511910i just buy jeans and pants man what the fuck >yeah give me the relax jeans fit wash
>>738511905Entire chino thing is what happens when you get most of the population transitioning to white collars and service jobs versus blue collar and labor.
>>738511905Some sort of spoiled brat or pathetic city-stuck that has no idea what it means to be doing ANY kind of work, even yard work, that puts you outside and around dirt.Not even a walk in the woods.That nigga does not touch grass.He is trapped in an apartment or something
Is anybody else playing death stranding on this thing?I'm having some pretty concerning behavior with gyro in this game but I can't tell if it's just how I have the game configured. Any time I look up and down with the controller pretty much more than once the gyro is losing sync and it drifts. Can't tell if it's a game or controller problem.
>>738511785Idk you sound like a soft dude ngl. I had Carhartt and fucked up with a razor once, slashed my thigh. It only cut 1 layer of denim. I like that feeling, its kinda low-key masculine feeling, like its minor armor.Yes I'd probably be more comfortable in my underwear, but that confidence IS comfortable >>738511684This IS funniest thread in a while, If someone records this, screen cap me
>>738511910Never once in my life have I ever even been slightly overweight. Jeans are just the least comfortable out of all pants, I see no reason to wear them casually, period.>>738511905Not all formal wear is wearing a "suit".>>738511982I do own, and wear jeans when appropriate, but beyond gardening I see no context in which they seem necessary for me.
>>738512082>Never once in my life have I ever even been slightly overweight. Jeans are just the least comfortable out of all pantsok so you ARE just the fat retard from >>738510005that was caught lyinggot it.Now that we have established that your real problem is that you are a fat fuck, shut the fuck up.
>>738512082You obviously have no rough hobbies then. Have you ever split wood with an ax?
>>738512159No, why would I do that?Again, I see no issue with wearing jeans when they make sense. I just find it questionable as the fashion statement it came to be.>>738512154Completely different anon, but okay. You seem obsessed with accusing people of being fat, I presume you struggled with gluttony yourself at some point and are projecting.
>>738512239No, I just assume that only that retard would be so stupidly wrong.If you aren't him you are a faggot with bitch baby skin, nothing more to it.>t. grew up upper middle class, wore jeans from childhood into adult with zero issues, plenty of outdoor stuff.
>>738512239>No, why would I do that?Splitting wood is fucking awesome and is like the most masculine activity???Damn you are gay, i can't think of any guy who DOESN'T like the feeling of splitting a log with a fucking ax. Maybe not all the time but shit.
>>738495496I wear jeans like that because that's like the default colour. l also wear almost exclusively jeans because they're the best at hiding how ridiculously sweaty my ass can get.
>>738500134Desktop navigation. Right trackpad for mouse and spin the left trackpad for scroll wheel.
>>738512538I would actually rather be fat than be that fucking pathetic.
>>738511060>no 9 pin serial connectorWhy does this thing even exist?
if youre using the controller it better involve the trackpadscontroller just using the 2 sticks feels worse than xbox or ps5 controller
>>738512059Responding to my own post. This happens most often while I'm holding the right trigger down then using right trackpad to turn on gyro. I can't tell what I'm doing wrong
>>738512820so the pad is a blunder of the century
>>738512538I bet you have an only fans where you dress up in maid outfits or something lol.More "comfortable" than jeans right?
>>738495951Imagine not wearing shorts and a sleeveless shirt
>>738512829Did you set gyro to MOUSE, or something weird like joystick like mouse, or mouse region???
>buy jeans>put it in a washing machine once>doesnt fit anymoreevery fucking time
>>738513117buy them slightly bigger.
>>738512538would
>3 to 5 business daysGabe when he lies
>>738514015Same. Sad I play no new games this weekend. That's some bullshit ax right there.
>>738513658I'll let you if you buy me a 4chan pass
>>738495369how do the haptic pads feel on your 'ick and 'alls?
>white handsLow quality bait
>>738514015its only been 3-4 business days since you bought it.just saying.they also had to change the estimate to 8-10 business days.for me the full shipping time is gonna be 6 business days in total since I purchased it, and 5 business days since they got the packaging sorted and shipped.I am gonna assume they took a day for you as well, making it ONLY 2-3 business days since they sent it off :)Business days mean ONLY weekdays count.
>>738512159Splitting wood with an axe would be more comfy in sweats. Jeancucks are so fucking mindbroken it's unreal. You are literally circumcized and proud.
>>738495369nice
>>738514858No, you just can't imagine anything but soft shit on your bitch boy skin.You would find the way the splinters and bark and dirt would cling to your sweatpants rather uncomfortable.Never mind the moment your delicate little baby palms have to TOUCH the wood
I should point out an interesting thing that people who can tolerate the BRUTAL work of... being outside:>"rougher" cloth like denim doesn't give purchase for small particles and splinters to easily cling to>"softer" cloth LOVES to grab onto anything and hold onto itI can brush the wood bits, bark, and dirt off and what is left won't be able to do anything.If I was retarded enough to wear sweatpants I would have bits of random shit clinging to it and slowly working their way through into the other side against my skin.Bitch-boy would probably scream in agony if he ever felt the mild itch of a piece of wood sticking through his sweatpants.
>>738514948>>738515060Nothing more impotent than performative masculinity. I wouldn't be surprised if your t-levels are actually in the gutter, it would explain how womanly you make manual labor sound.
>>738515103>performative masculinityah yes... knowing how to wear proper clothing is performative... pfffftWhat kind of bullshit projection is this?If you are THIS insecure about what a fragile little fukboi twink you are, why try and brag about it on 4chan?Being able to wear jeans without moaning and crying about it isn't "performative" anything.Its something both men and women regularly do without issue.
>>738512538can i put my big veiny hands to grab your waist?
>>738515179You being so upset about something so benign is a female thing to do, you are most likely heavily estrogenized. Women also have higher pain tolerance, btw. I don't moan and cry when wearing jeans, I just simply refuse to wear them in a casual setting as there's no need to.
>>738515301its not pain tolerance.normal people don't feel anything from wearing jeans.
>>738495369Original is better unless you want an all around gaming controller.
>>738515380improved version
>>738515301>Women also have higher pain tolerance, btw.That's a myth.
>>738515409Nah, the original Sux, the pads are bigger, and the trigger are unique, sure, but the shape, the ergonomics are atrocious, I don't know who signed off on having the handles curve upwards and having a dip like that.
>>738515380>>738515460sorry, was chuckling a bit much over my stupid edit.this one is best
>>738511684Who the hell even wears pants while gaming
>>738514015>>738514054The stoners in Holland are still keeping my T-1 Minutes "Batch 1" controller in a box against its wishes.
>>738515516I'm saving this, this thread is fucking hilarious.
>>738515463correct.they get a hormone cocktail to dull the pain of childbirth and make them forget a lot of it afterwardsthat myth has lead to a number of medical issues.too much pain being felt makes other issues with your body worse, and that myth can lead to not enough treatment for pain during hospitalization
>>738515762If I ever catch someone posting it again I will have a good laugh.
>Want a steam controller>It's not available in my countryWhy? Valve? Why?
>>738515516Holy shit you're actually even more of a sperg than I am, I didn't think this was possible.
>>738515921...because I took a few minutes to make a shitty MS paint edit?
>>738515516No one bullies you for wearing chinos, or any other type of non-denim pants, if you simply know how to dress. If you go out looking like a janitor with old and dirty ill-fitting shoes, that of course is a different story. >>738515982Yes.
>>738495369Buy an ad, faggot
>>738495369I got annoyed and sick and tired of radio silence on their console so i'm going to be getting an xbox now. SO sick of the rumors and "leaks">>738495692>>738495898Not him but all I wear is these, usually in navy though. I never wear jeans. They're so damn uncomfortable.
>>738515982Because you actually touched a mouse and moved your hand around.urghits so uncomfortable to use anything but touchless eye controls.You probably think you are a real tough guy for daring to move that uncomfortable piece of plastic around.Probably low testosterone as well.
>>738516076Autism. I don't believe you touch grass, your entire demeanor is incompatible with society.
>>738516072sameI like my black chinos
>>738516063Nobody is trying to bully you for wearing chinos.You are being made fun of for being a whiny little bitch about the idea of wearing jeans and making up all these wild accusations and excuses.>janitorjanitors don't wear jeans.janitors tend to wear coveralls.>>738516124I grew up when payphones were a thing and we had the stupid commercials reminding parents to check on kids.My jeans as a kid had the knees worn through and permanent grass stains on them.(and no that isn't masculine. it was called being a normal kid and having a hill to fuck around with at recess)
>>738516130My ass looks amazing in them. for a dude
>>738516190What the fuck are you even talking about anymore by this point?
>>738516124>"your entire demeanor is incompatible with society">he says, posting on 4chan>4chan the centerpoint for people incompatible with society to gather and fuck around on.
>>738516286>4chan the centerpoint for people incompatible with society to gather and fuck around on.that hasn't been the case for over a decade
>>738516063Normally yes, but if you call jeans toxic masculinity, you WILL get bullied lmao.Don't equate an office bro with you. You aren't the same.
>>738516275>"I have lost the pants argument and must pretend to be confused instead"How do you lose a fucking PANTS argument on /v/?>>738516321>"I am very normal and /v/ is a place for normal people!">he says this while desperately trying to argue about PANTS on a videogames board
>>738516339I didn't call jeans toxic masculinity, I meant your entire rant about cutting wood and how tough you were for avoiding injury or something.
>>738496671>>738497023This reeks of larping, even more embarrassing than the jeans autism derail
>>738495369AI thumb hair and monster wrist.they STILL cant do hands.
>>738516390you are arguing with a separate person now, dumbass.Nobody called it masculine to wear basic proper clothing but you :)
>>738496097DON'T MIND IF I DO!
>>738515179>>738516390Sorry, performative masculinity, because guys didn't want dirty clothes, I guess.Its so obvious you have no frame of reference, if you did that in sweat's you'd be miserable
>>738516445I did not do that, you are misconstruing my argument. I called your reasoning for wearing them as your regular pants performative masculinity. Independent of that wearing jeans is perfectly regular and normie-coded, I just don't like them myself, simple as.
>>738516495>>738516503
>>738505590>mouse regionselaborate
>>738516529Anon bro, I just want to say, i seriously cherish you
I better get my package by Tuesday, otherwise I'll just go to Waalwijk to steal it. Fucking retards ignore the folks living the closest
>>738516603I live like 20 miles from valve HQmy package started in ontario california.
>>738516636valve is a software companyyou talk like you're expecting them to be producing the steam controllers at their offices instead of a factory
>>738516529By this point, you are just arguing with a strawman you're projecting onto me. You have consistently failed to address my actual points and then just got assmad going on a tangent random meaningless shit that had nothing to do with anything. You must have some deep seeded insecurities related to fucking jeans for God knows what reason, otherwise I cannot explain this puzzling behavior.
>>738516726
>>738516726You don't comprehend why jeans are better for chopping wood, because you don't understand splinters, sawdust, sap, dirt, grime, and figure all that will respect your "comfy" sweat pants, and will just not get on you, so call it "performative masculinity" because guys don't enjoy digging splinters out and maybe needing antibiotics. You are such a clown you have 0 room to criticize literally anyone.
post what you wear faggots
>>738516574You set an area that the trackpad is set to. For example, you can set the region to be the whole screen. You can then touch the top left corner of the trackpad and your cursor will go to the top left of the screen. There are toggles like whether it snaps back to where it was when you stop touching the trackpad for example
>>738516904
>>738516852I have, multiple times, addressed the obvious fact that jeans are better for any kind of manual labor. Even said that I own a pair of jeans for gardening that I occasionally do. In-fact, I started this conversation by prefacing that they were originally designed for this specific purpose in mind, to endure labor. I then argued I find it strange how they came to be a fashion statement, since the material was not designed for maximum comfort, but for endurance. We are talking past each other simply because you refuse to read what I said.
>>738516995You still haven't realized there are two people huh?Desperately trying to backpedal after thoroughly embarrassing yourself with the "jean insecurities" tangent?
>>738516904exclusively hiking clothes
>>738516904jeans or cargo work pants with extra pockets for work and going outside to do work.synthetics for hiking and camping.strong fondness for synthetic hoodies with a rain jacket over top.and nothing but t-shirts unless its snowing and I am away from home.
>>738516995Or maybe people do shit and aren't useless soft femboys whos skin is hurt by denim? A lot of guys don't want to switch pants just to get something done.The fact you even argue this shows how soft you are, and you use it for GARDENING? I can do that in shorts if I wanted, get some sun. More proof you are soft, not that we needed more, you already showed your femboy stomach.Btw any girls into you are only because you are effectively harmless. Same as a ftm i knew in highschool.
>>738516980Now, that is how a REAL man dresses in his leisure time. Before it was decided we need to cuck ourselves.>>738517047I am not backpaddling I am merely regurgitating what I have thus far said. I've been awfully consistent in this thread, me having spoken to multiple people is irrelevant here as I just directly responded to your post.
>>738495692It's ok to wear light indigo jeans like 1 day a week, with brown leather boots preferably and a white shirt. Every other day should be with solid colored pants (tan, khaki, navy, black) and just pick the color that work with your shirt's color. The problem with jeans is they automatically force a casual look and makes it not versatile, you are almost always forced to ideally look "classic casual", or worse, like you just don't care about how you look. If anyone doesn't have a pair of tan/khaki chinos or slim cargo pants, please just buy a pair and replace jeans with it.
>>738517160You sound extremely gay critiquing how a man dresses in his leisure time. Do jeans hinder admiring bulges?
>>738517160>he's crying about cucks again
>>738516820lmao
>>738497023why do you have a light pointing and glaring at your monitor?
>>738517187>It's ok to wear light indigo jeans like 1 day a week, with brown leather boots preferably and a white shirt. Every other day should be with solid colored pants (tan, khaki, navy, black) and just pick the color that work with your shirt's color. The problem with jeans is they automatically force a casual look and makes it not versatile, you are almost always forced to ideally look "classic casual", or worse, like you just don't care about how you look. If anyone doesn't have a pair of tan/khaki chinos or slim cargo pants, please just buy a pair and replace jeans with it.Sounds EXTREMELY gay, and I've never heard of a girl breaking up with a guy because he wore jeans all the time, especially if hes useful.Also you are effectively saying anyone who works blue collar is a moron because jeans.>>738517229Lol>>738517268For steam vr tracking
Mine is still stuck on packaged
>>738517297>For steam vr trackingeh? how does that work?
>>738506509I only wear basketball shorts, also known as the most comfortable legwear ever conceived. Niggers were cooking when they made it their national uniform.
>>738517327Led is seen by vr, it knows it's control, tracks it kinda like vr controller.>>738517363Quick, which is worse, jeans or basketball shorts? Cmon pants cuck
>>738517297It's absolutely not gay to wear a pair of tan cargo pants instead of jeans sometimes.
>>738517389nah that aint the pants cuck.dude who wear nothing but shorts are their own being.
>>738517389>Led is seen by vr, it knows it's control, tracks it kinda like vr controller.sounds neat, didn't know that was a feature on the controller
I am starting to feel bad for the bitch-baby-skin anon.Somehow he is even more autistic than me, and insanely insecure about everything.What a pathetic way to live.
>>738517436The gay part is saying you MUST have a pattern of pants usage >>738517449No, i wasn't calling him pants cuck, I wanted pants cucks opinion. Sorry if I was unclear.
>>738517389Jeans are shit tier boomer legwear. I'd rather wear khakis if I have to wear pants. Or just sweatpants.
>>738517465nta but yeahits something I think sony got into after seeing the Wii, but their shit burns through battery faster.steam is restricting the polling rates so their stuff takes way longer to run out.
>>738517490I GENUINELY hope someone saves this thread and makes a YouTube video out of it lmao.I didn't believe someone could derail a thread to sperg about pants. But its glorious retardation
>>738517561Half the time a thread gets derailed its funnier anyways.We had so many goddamn threads about the controllers that were nothing but the usual types trying to cry about steam, valve, gabe, and all sorts of shit with the controllers everyone knew was fake.At this point people mostly know all there is to know, and now we are just waiting for them to show up.
Obsessing over other mans attire is big gay boys. My controllers still waiting for the carrier btw.
>>738516392Where's the LARP? It's a genuine setup.
>>738511060It exists because microslop deliberately broke Dinput support on their xb360 controller so they could swoop in and """save""" the industry from the problem they created by providing a worse alternative.
>>738495776literally impossible
Since I think pants cuck isn't gonna show up to cry anymore I am going to just post the final bit of art I cooked up.He would take so long I would just start working on the next bit of crybaby-mockery, and be able to put in his whining and post it quickly.
I've been using the original steam controller since it released and I don't think I ever used the trackpad for anything other as an analog stick
>>738517268It's one of those LED monitor light bars so you don't strain your eyes.
>3-5 days for delivery when ordering >it's day 5 and still not even dispatched Any UKbros know how long it should take to arrive once they finally get a move on?
>>738517817This pants cuck arc was been one of my favorite recent 4chan experiences.
>>738517910I'm not in the UK, but the turnaround for regional last-mile delivery is always 1 to 3 days barring unforseen circumstances.
>>738516398It's real.
>>738517938Magic hits where it hits.Lets give a big thank-you to Pants Cuck for making this possible!Don't clap too loudly though.He will think its performative or something.
I wear these pants 7 days a week to work and to bed. Cheap, durable, easy to clean, easy to move in, and it keeps me warm.
>>738518173I gotta draw the line at wearing my day pants to bed.don't bring the dirt into the sheets with you.Had issues with some bits wearing through the sheets on clean pants in the past.Those damn copper rivets
>>738518173There's also something really amusing that I guarantee a mod has seen this thread, and just shrugged and said "this is fine".Just accepting its a pants thread now.
>>738518439nta, but it probably went like this>be janny/moderator>find yet another steam controller thread>ohfuckdontbemoreshitflinging>gingerly look inside>pants>a lot of talk about... pants>this guy is being a cuck about denim of all things>a handful of people are roasting him his marshmallow twink body is actually a marshmallow>some retard is even making OC>gently close thread and leave it be
Its past 3 am, I can't even type full sentences properly anymore, and I am just waiting to see if more pants cuck happens.
>>738495776I use flush wire cutters and a machinist file to cut my nails nowadays since it's convenient where I work.>>738518413I just sleep on my futon couch and throw my mink blanket over myself since that's where I end up passing out every night.>>738518439Watching my thread get instantly derailed and turned into a pants thread was amusing.
>>738495369In a previous thread I saw a couple of people saying there's a setting to turn down the brightness of the LED but I can't find it, was I lied to?
>>738511839regular fit. worn the same pair for years now.
>>738518620as the retarded artist, I would apologize, OP, but pants cuck had derailed everything long before I got here
>>738518680its probably hidden like pic related
>>738507707Jeans are an American cultural icon. We've been wearing them for 200 years and will wear them for 200 more.
>>738495496they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>738518680I don't see it and I checked the dev options, too; I'm on the beta client.>>738518697No need to apologize since you made this thread a niggillion times better!
>>738518741It's not there.
>>738518913Yeah that's what I thought, it's odd because there were multiple people saying it could be turned off.>>738518741An AI summary of a video before the new controller was even announced isn't remotely helpful.
>>738518913>>738518972could be that they made a booboo and that setting aint functional.they already had to fix a deadzone in the left touchpad (it was a software/firmware problem)so I bet its more of that. probably a UI problem>>738518991worked well enough to find the github stuff to bypass the need for steam *shrugs*
>>738518913For my OG steam controller it's1. Open big picture2. Go to settings3. Controller4. Find your controller in the list, press Details5. Calibration & Advanced Settings6. LED settings
>>738518972The original has the option, they'll probably add it at some point. Kind of strange it's a separate LED and not the Steam button like on the original too. Pretty cheap looking.
I fucking HATE GLS, it's been like this for 3 god damn days
>>738495369it was not available in my shitty fucking country
I'm having a blast.
>>738519067>>738519058So what was interesting when I was figuring out how to use this thing, when I connected the puck to my Steam Deck, it updated the firmware, then it asked to connect the controller to the puck and it updated its firmware. The puck is the receiver and there was no Bluetooth; I hardly did any research into this thing so forgive my ignorance.
>>738519282>there was no BluetoothThe OG didn't support bluetooth either, they added it like a year later so you could pair to things without it's dongle. Kind of strange v2 doesn't support it out of the box though since they advertise it does.
Quick tip for you guysSteam button + Y if you want to shut the controller off fastand the steam button press left Dpad for the escape button to callout the steam option side menu if you want to exit steam big picture mode fast through the power option
Holy shit, it's plug and play on Gentoo! I wonder, if I install Steam, the same deck keyboard will pop up.
I couldn't get it
>>738519489Well, don't be shy now, what country?
>>738518991 yeah the “AI summary” shit is just autogenerated off whatever metadata/transcript it scraped at the time. it’s not some magic live insight toggle. people see a settings rumor once and repeat it forever. valve probably buried the option behind a beta flag or it’s just not exposed yet. wouldn’t be the first time steam shipped a half-visible feature and called it a day. give it a couple client updates and it’ll either show up or they’ll pretend it was never meant to be user-facing in the first place.
>>738519338Am I reading what you are saying wrong? The new one supports bluetooth
>>738495496>>738506174t. "people" who wear sweatpants in public.
This thread is pants on head retarded
>>738519840Ruined by americans who can't stay on topic.
>>738511839Tapered, Regular, Relaxed or washed only.All others are for fags with bodies I wish I had. Except ripped. Ripped is unacceptable everywhere.
>>738496671I also use cachyOS on my 9800X3D/9070XT 4K PC because KDE updated is the only good desktop that supports scaling and VRR well with hardware support for latest chipsets and drivers.Plays games smoother than windows at this point.
so valve have 'shipped' it but GLS say they don't have it. so where is it volvo???
>>738520356I'm in the same boat anon (>>738519154), I ordered mine 1 minute before the official time and have been stuck there for 3 days now, where as my buddy ordered much later and already has his.
Every decade there's an assault on jeans but they still stand the test of time over any other clothing.
>>738511785>objectively less comfortable>jeansHow fat are you?
>>738495369How are you holding it with your feet?
>>738519884It's their new tactic, to purposefully derail steam controller threads with off topic posts
>>738500134Anything that uses a cursor and personal preference, but I prefer it for aiming with gyro for micro movements.Also great for custom mini menus in games that have a lot of inputs.
How good were the Xinput support workarounds for the old Steam Controller?
>>738519067>Kind of strange it's a separate LED and not the Steam button like on the originalIt’s used for VR tracking so best not to put it in a button where it can be covered by a thumb.
>>738520453i have repressed memories about my deck shipping experience coming back to the surface. can't remember if GLS was always this bad but it's frustrating as hell. and i had to go through it three times due to valve repeatedly sending me defective decks
>>738506785>but can it fuck my wife?It does support HD rumble.
>>738519364Hold the quick access button (three dot button) to see a screen that explains all these hotkeys. Also, you can hold the quick access button instead of the steam button to do these combos, which most people find easier.
>>738520691Sorry to hear anon, from what I've seen online there are a lot of GLS horror stories both past and present, plenty of people currently complaining on r*ddit about the controller specifically.
>>738495369>noticeably bad ergonomicsSteamies will defend this
>>738520864Manlet hands typed this.
Now that I've had it, and played with it, I like itsomething that didn't bother me at first, as in I didn't even notice at all, was the feel of the plasticI've heard reviewers complain about the plastic quality and yeah... I can see this being either a chassis replace or wrap, they don't feel good
>>738495951>be german>only know jeans or pajama pants>look up what the fuck are chinos>niggers and faggots wear themgood for you anon, i keep wearing my jeans all year except summer
>>738495369>This thing feels fucking amazing!If you think that thing feels amazing, then it's clearly your first time holding a controller. That thing is nothing but garbage. Just look at the overall design, look at the material it's made of, look at the dpad for Christ sake.You can get a proper controller, like a PS5 controller for around $20 - $25 cheaper, and it is of way higher quality. It's pure foolishness to buy that turd you're holding.
>>738521349>snoytardOpinion discarded. I luv me 'ontroller, simple as.
>>738521254We should actually unironically ban jeans. Some chemical from the fabric absorbed into people's skin must be IQ-decreasing. Which would make sense given Jews made us wear them.
>>738496393>jeans and a hoodie is basically a literally anyone clothing combo.Stolen valor. You should only wear that combo if you have successfully installed Gentoo from scratch.Chromebook users should pay attention to the "from scratch" part of the requirement. Buying a Chromebook doesn't count.
>>738521349He's holding it, you're not, your opinion is inherently less valuable than his
They still havent sent me an email yet for my reservation. I reserved at 12:10PM CST yesterday.
>>738520520What the actual fuck does weight have to do with it? I can assure you, I'm likely skinner than you. Denim fabric is just inherently less comfortable than wool or cotton, even the tightest most slim fit trousers are more comfy than the baggiest pair of jeans. I actually feel bad for people who think there's but one socially acceptable type of pants to wear.
Kill all retarded off-topic Americans
>>738496634Literally everyone in Germany wears jeans because of America's cultural imperialism. It's funny how the history of jeans has been completely memory-holed. It was actually a signal of youth counterculture in the 50s to 60s and deeply ingrained in the hippie movement. You're wearing something faggots normalized, and calling others gay for wearing regular clothes people used to wear back when we weren't retarded and used to value function over fashion
>>738521982Americans are the ones wearing the jeans, retard. It's eurofags having a melty.
>>738522659Slit your throat mutt
>>738522659Everyone wears jeans, as everyone is retarded.
>>738522701Put the knife down Muhammad
>>738495369Mine just arrived. It's gayman time.
>>73852290856% white country - which includes Hispanics and North-Africans in the consensus, speaking to a more than likely 90%+ white country.
>>738521760Read the the news retardThey said usa will be restocked next week. EU and other shitholes in couple of weeks
>>738523049Your instant, impulse to violence shows your true negroid colors, Muhammad.
>>738511060>xinputfor what?it acts as mouse and not controller
>>738511785>easier to put onhow fat and stupid are you?
>>738501361>the ones that make sure the hat falls off when they get fake shotkino
>>738503081>>738503193Can it not charge off the puck?
>>738524015it can.
Imagine not having bought the best controller in the decade on release day kwab
>>738495496Of course retards don't fully read this point or assume, because you're right that those particular type of jeans are an atrocity.They are stiff, uncomfortable and fucking ugly. Only broken in or designer jeans tend to be comfortable or appealing from a fashion sense.
>>738501361I'm listening to a lofi mix and a guy just hit a "BANG" in a sample just as I was watching this webm fuckin sick
>>738495369Hey can anyone with the controller help me figure out if my A-button actuation is fucked or if every controller is like this (I'd fuckin hope not)I was playing PoE2 and holding A for my rotation and noticed the attacks kept stopping now and again, enough to be annoying, there's a position before the button lifts where it'll stop registering that it's pushed, and I find it's a pressure position I naturally keep returning to before I have to press down harder again so the input continues, basically I can be in a pressed position and still press further to actually retrigger the input, anyone finding this? Basic button presses/strikes are fine, it's just the holdingCould RMA but it's gonna be a pain in the ass
>>738524396no idea what you're on about, what is it you are doing?
>>738501760Baldur's Gate 1/2 is okay but I wouldn't play an RTS with the steam controller.
>>738524670Holding the A button, if I hold it too lightly the input will stop even though the physical button is still pressed, no other controller I've had does this which is leading me to believe it's probably me getting a faulty one with a weird actuation press point
>>738500134Games that are 10x better on a mouse so no game. Only real use case is if you use this thing on your living room and can't be arsed to set up a table.
>>738495369>that cheap plasticheh
>>738524858Try the Device input test in the settings and see if still goes off
>>738524938I would but looks like that is only checking for single presses, which works, mine specific problem with holding a press at a certain pressure with the button still down dropping the input, I'll probably just email support for the RMA as it feels weird, was just checking if any anons had anything similar but I might be the unlucky egg, happens
>>738502559I ordered mine at 1:05pm EST (five minutes after it went live) and mine comes today.
>>738525047shit, dunno then, yeah, you should just message steam support and have it done fast, maybe they'll get you one before the next batch ships
>>738524396I just gave it a try and the button does release just before the physical clicking mechanism pops the button back up, which sounds like what you are describing. I didn't have much trouble holding the press but I also didn't try that long and I could see an accidental release happening in a game where I'm constantly holding a button. It could be my imagination, but A also felt slightly more sensitive than X. However, that is probably just because the game I used to test it out was impossible to play with A set as a release press so I was just stuck in one room with nothing to do but think about button pressure.
>>738524015The stand has the puck integrated to it.
>>738525237what game did you use to test, I want to test mine too, but I don't know a game where I have to press and hold A
>>738501760I've finished a good number of crpgs on my Deck, they work very well with trackpads and virtual menus. In BG in particular you can use trackpads for camera and movement, and choose party members with one of the sticks.
>>738524396Go for an RMA. Sounds like you just got unlucky.
>>738499340>chinosThey cost less than jeans lol
>>738525298I just changed my button settings to register the input on release of the button rather than press. That way I would shoot or jump when the button was release to see when the release happened. Anything that has a single action like firing a weapon or jumping should work.
>>738524858Okay, I tried to copy what I think you're doingI pressed it, then I start releasing pressure, it doesn't release until the actual button uncompressesbut if I wiggle while I start releasing pressure, there is a point where it starts activating again despite the button still being depressed, not sure what you're doing but if it's what I'm doing, I think that's just what it does.
Finally a good controller for those games that mostly work with a regular controller but occasionally need a mouse.
>>738525237Thanks for the check man, and yeah same sort of results, I changed the attack I was using in PoE2 from A to X, and it was way harder to do, I basically had to try to do it, but it happens naturally with A, no other controller from Series X to PS5 does this, so I don't know if I'm being a sensitive bitch or not, but the fact it happened naturally enough to annoy me within 30 minutes of play probably means somethings up
any UKoids got theres yet?mines been 'shipped' for a few days now
>>738525783Yup basically just that, so holding for 4-10 seconds during my PoE2 rotation it was stopping because I guess my thumb lifts light enough to stop the input, this just doesn't feel right as no other controller I own does this, I could RMA just to make absolutely sure I'm not a nutcase but I dunno
>>738526012I'd say go for it, if valve says yes, why not.They can certainly afford it.
>>738525928Probably holding off until after the leftoid riots once they get over their denial that reform won.
AHHHHHHH HURRY UP
>>738524881>My cheap plastic is better than your cheap plastic! Heh! Your lack of self-awareness astonishes me.
>install USBIP to get SISR working>Keyboard disconnects
>>738511060Why do winjeets think they have any rights?
>>738525928Mine was 'shipped' Friday morning but GLS say they haven't even received it yet. Don't hold out much hope for receiving it until Friday at this point.
>>738528289>GLS>he doesn't know
>>738526012Waiting for the mass recall i guess
can you use it as a generic bluetooth controller with switch/android etc?
over status?
>>738529606Join the club, pal
>>738498030They're blue? Da be dee da be da.
>>738495496>blue color workerSaar, it's called blue "collar" worker
Omg it works in Gentoo
>>738529606yeah we not getting that shit until next weekend
wow yeah i come to /v/ for fashion advice. Fuck off you fucking dweebs
>>738507707>I'm lean. Doesn't change the fact I feel like my legs and dick are in a vice grip.You're a lard, not lean
>>738525062>Saturday deliveriesLucky. I live in west eu and they don't do that here...
>Steam Cobtroller thread>jeans spergingI'm a Y2K zoomer and I wear blue regular fit jeans with brown leather boots and a olive M-65 jacket. I look good, I feel good, I don't care about what others think.
t-thanks Gaben, I totally didn't want it anyway
>>738495369this thing is awesome, nowhere near as expensive as people were saying it was either. doomposters btfo
>/v/ says it feels like plastic crap>reddit says it feels premium plasticwhich is it?
>>738531550It's plastic plastic
I'm sitting on my porch waiting for UPS, I havent been this excited since the Steamdeck
>>738517716I learned the word on instagram about 2 weeks ago and I wanted to use it ;/
>>738531550Impossible to know. Steam anything gets freaky real fast in terms of discussion. Probably shite, honestly. There's no such thing as premium plastic.
>Your Steam Controller has been shipped!>Hasn't actually been shipped
anyone who reserved it got their emails yet? i got my reservation in a minute before time. i dont think my account will be a problem (17 years old, never got banned, VAC or otherwise)
>>738531550Holding it now, feels just fine, you don't even think about it just feels like a nice controller
>>738531550Looks like the same plastic as the Steamdeck. Durable and wear resistant, but kinda ugly.
>>738531029Every company I'm aware of delivers every day of the week in the US. Some days cost more though.
>>738511785There's sweat pant and jeans hybrids now to solve that exact issue. I bought a bunch of new jeans before discovering this so waiting until I have an excuse to go to the city to grab high end versions since Abercrombie and Fitch has some women I know approve of.
>>738511874I just plugged myself into A.I and bought the kind of those it told me to buy. Much more comfortable and foid friends said they look nice on me.
>>738516494Its not Jeans anymore, it’s Dunk.
>coming from Illinois>live in Indiana>it was put on a plane to go to Pennsylvania>was supposed to be here yesterday>won't be here til Tuesday at the earliest.UPS is fucking retarded.
>>738534165>UPS is fucking retarded.I'm afraid to check my own update, just praying it comes today instead of a retarded delay of it getting lost
>>738519884>>738520635>>738519884>>738520635>the indians woke up to start their divide and conquer bullshit again
>>738521841see >>738517817 pants cuck
>>738531550its ABSsame fucking plastic every controller but some overly expensive crap (not xbox or sony, but third party) makes them out of, and HAS been making them out of for 40 years.and valve already released the CAD files so anyone can make their own shell for the controller.
Chinos kek
>>738536514Pants cuck lost
>>738537795his last gasp about wool being more comfortable is the cherry on top.he has clearly never worn anything but knitted wool for hats/scarves and doesn't know how scratchy other forms can get.
