>10/10>Overwhelmingly PositiveYet another decisive Chud L
Solid 6
Wonder if chuds ever get bored of losing?
>>738497309You do not hate Journos enoughhttps://youtu.be/i_vCbge0Djc?t=35
What the actual fuck is this game??It came out of nowhere.IGN gives it a 10/10and I'm the asshole for not liking it.These devs can fuck off.
>universal acclaimdamn, must be really good game
/v/ be like:>No one cares about journos anymore! Gamergate won!>*spams the board with a journo review score* REEEE MUH ALPHABET PEOPLE!!!
Flop.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhrESUZOW8what is this 5 framers per second janky ahh gameplay?
>>738497309>AAAHHHHHH YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE A KISSING MINIGAME IN YOUR GAME ABOUT TEENAGERS THINK OF THE TEENAGERS !!!11!
>>738497309This bait is retarded. Why would shitlib games journalists giving woke (I presume) games a high score, like they've been doing for 15 years now, be a "decisive Chud L?" That's just industry baseline.
>>738498143>chuds are seething about kissing nowChecks out, I doubt anyone would have ever wanted to kiss any of them, even as a joke.
>>738497458>Bored of losingI actually was interested because I thought it was a cute indie nostalgia game.After the mass 10/10s I don't trust it and think it's corpo slop and have no interest in it anymore.The astroturf push put a bad taste in ny mouth
>>738497697It's a game from Annapurna who is a publisher with great relationships with every video game media outlet. Annapurna was founded by Larry Ellison's daughter Megan Ellison.
>>738497697first day?
>>738497697>It came out of nowhere.It was shown at Summer Games Fest last year
I kinda like this kind of slop like Life is Strange, but this game is just pure crap. None of the characters or likeable. Literally nothing happens in the story AND there are no choices. It's 80% flashbacks that lead to nothing.
>>738498669OK but they published Neon White and Cat Game so they're cool in my book.
https://x.com/BlueThunderReal/status/2052762471203795222Tsk tsk, you journos used to be worth flying to expensive cities, now you just settle for things you can get from a garage sale. Sad!
>>738497697modern gaming described perfectly in a nutshell
>>738497309>what is astroturfing
>>738497309The three horsemen of dogshit games.
>>738497309>>738497752All those perfect scores translated into 2000 sales.
>>738498143>>738498440The problem is the hypocrisy as I'm sure you already know.Head patting minigames in jap games have to be censored but this shit is praised by journos?
>>738500637Damn, Pragmata didn't even hit 70k sales then.
>>738499209
I just finished my playthrough on youtube. I didn't like it. But I didn't like it in the same way that I don't like most old teen movies. The developers did a good job emulating a 80s hollywood teenage life in video game-shaped form.
>>738497309>this is a huge succACK
>>738497309>>738497458>funded by larry ellison's daughter and the state of californiaput jews into camps again
At this point the only way to see the games journo as a business that can generate enough revenue to sustain themselves is by assuming that they are actually marketing firms that are paid by companies to shill games.
>>738497309>>738497458nooo don't call me chad+stud!!
Withholding judgment until Asmongold's playthrough tomorrow. I might play it ironically if I can come up with some zingers to put under screenshots in my main Discord.
>a whopping 1.2k reviewsZoey fucked more dudes than that for Depression Quest's reviews.
>>738498669Only Ellison I like is Harlan Ellison. Why should I give a fuck.
>>738500819Pragmata is a pedo game, it had all its sales on Switch
>>738497309So what is this game? You just skate around and do nothing? Can you do tricks?
None of this bothers me and this game will be forgotten in a week
>>738497953Spider-verse and its consequences
>>738501495We live in a control matrix crafted by a relatively small network of jewish oligarchs. They used to leave video games alone but now they're coming for us too.
>>738501513It's a walking sim with mini games and a soundtrack that doubles as its main anti-piracy measure.
>>738497752It’s nostalgia bait for failed millennial journalists who want to make games art
>>738498610you are easily manipulated
>>738497921>getting all that journo promotion >getting almost no response from customers Shows you how much actual influence the gaming press has.
It's like 3 hours long. I just finished it. Despite being short the story still sucks and it's just a bunch of minigames and walking/flying/skateboarding. If not that you're stuck in some area and gotta interact with anything otherwise the game would be over even faster.
>>738501092why would you want to give them luxuries again?
Republicans are poised to pick up double digits in the midterms now btw
I don't get it.If you're saying "Chuds lost" what makes it a "woke" game.Just looks like some generic story slop. Doesn't even look like a game. But why would that make me upset? I don't get it. There are a million of the not-games. What makes this sloppa special enough for me to spend time shitposting about it?
so its another unbeatable
>>738501824Retard lmao
>>738498143>>738498440Obsessed
>>738500509>motion blur, chromatic aberration, lens flare, retro video effects>Sir, intelligence reports that some users are still able to see, and they DON'T yet have eye cancer>Jenkins, animate it at 12 FPS>Sir, but that's...>DO IT
>>738497309>10 out of heckin' 10!>sells less than ten thousand copiesTrump won.
is there lesbianism
>>738500859I have a feeling this Yorch dude looks like Ian Miles Cheong.
>>738497309I don't even know what this game is about
>its not woke>9 carefully placed niggers in a location you skate past in 2 seconds
Where's the gameplay?
>>738497921rofl The only thing remains from the heap of garbage known as journalist is the biggest cancer known to man. The game awards and Metacritic
>>738501608Considering how quickly the game's music licenses might start lapsing, being forgotten about in less than a year is probably part of the strategy.
>>738497697Same, one look at it and it looks like Dustborn 2 but there isn't nearly enough cultural backlash on /v/.What do you do in the game? Especially if IGN gives it a fucking 10.
>>738497309>>738497921>that fucking review to player ratioevery single gamingcircletroon game bought this and gave it a positive review just to own duh chuds
>>738497309Its the new Gone Home. Something made to specifically target Gen X and Millenials who will give it a 10 for making them feel like their teenage years were important and nostalgic.
>>738502412This is the 90s right? In a rural America town? LMAO
>>738497697Based. I agree. Pure corruption on display.
What feeling is the low FPS thing supposed to evoke? I don't get it.
>>738497309>millennial coded>no shoegaze?
>>738502881Copying Spiderverse, or old anime I presume.I doubt it's suppose to be stop motion esque like Paranorman.
>>738497309>1,831 peak players on steam>Game about cats>62,963 peak players on steamYeah I'm pretty sure taking the Stray profits, and spending it on teenage lesbians was fucking stupid, but once again Chuds win by doing nothing. Nobody is playing this shit.
>>738497697> came out nowherenot really, I remember it getting a fair bit of positive buzz from the cozy/comfy gaming community when it was first shown off at some gaming show or whatever a year or two back.
>>738502252If you were really interested in the game at any point you wouldn't have let review scores affect that, you would have inquired about what the game is like.
>>738502382Not exactly? I guess you could make an argument that the main character may like her friend that way, but its only really a lot of 'wow you mean so much to me' type of talk which could just be a friend thing. As it is, it doesn't lead anywhere, the friend ends up moving away and the game ends with the main character holding her guy friends hand.
>>738497921Greatest game ever made that no one played.
its a nice comfy experience to relax to for 3 hours, just as comfy as journey and abzu but more story focused. nothing woke in the game. dont know where everyone is getting lesbians from, theres no romance, no white people bad, no lectures about social issues. its a simple story about 3 best friends spending their last night together after high school. if its not your type of game nothing wrong with that
>>738497921truly a 10 ata 10 experience
I've never heard of this game until now and looking at the trailer I wish I hadn't
>>738503970it's about embracing and enjoying your youth and appreciating it before moving on, it's pretty short and sweet and I can see why it gets a lot of good reviews.
>>738497309Pedophiles won again
what is the aesthetic of this game called and why do I hate it so much
>>738497309>game full of the politics that match the reviewer's politics get highest score possibleWow... now let's see the sales number.
>>738504228what politics is in the game?
>>738497697Literally a ragebait to give IGN more clicks and viewsChuds are so stupid to give attention to this
>>738504740Faggot and dyke politics.
>>738504740Characters are lgbtmma2k67 and one of them gets AIDS at the end.
>>738504820show me where
>>738504808>this will sell my game.
>>738504820>>738504858you're literally making things up to get mad about
>cry about chuds>cry about how chuds down matter>somehow chuds can determine if your game fails or nothmmmmmmmmm
>>738503714Nta, fag lol
>>738497309>published by Annapurna Interactivemakes sense that anything from the A24 of video games is beloved by IGN
>>738497309i genuinely dont know who these nostalgic teen romp games are supposed to appeal to
>>738503714You sure sound like a massive faggot tranny. That's probably because you are one.The duck law never fails.
>>738497309I'd like to remind the class that a masterpiece such as Rain World got a 6/10 on IGN. Nuff said
>>738504939It's not for you but buy my game chuds!
>>738500509I have spiderverse animation fatigue
This isn't a video game. It's a very obvious private equity slop psyop. It would have been more believable it was an indie game if they didn't just pay for all perfect 10/10 scores across the board
>>738505086They're for failed screenwriters and directors to cope about their screenplays not being greenlit by Hollywood.
>>738505303my theory is the dev is a nepobaby and thus can just make whatever they want
>>738505157did Rain World's plot have the main antagonist being a dad that wants his daughter to succeed, I dont think so.
>>738497309Which government funded this one
Sayonara Wild Hearts was pretty fun. Play that game instead of Mixtape.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Layq-ev4hI0
>>738497309I mean who caresI don't care for woke garbage so long as they are not polluting existing IPs
>>738497921AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>738497309journalistslop
>>738505396The antagonist is the megastructure itself reviving the main character through many death cycles. The protagonist is a family man, or family slug, who's adamantly working on finding his family again after they got washed away by the rain. It is about the indomitable spirit of the ( straight ) slug cat prevailing against the tyranny of a blind automated system. It wasn't meant to be successful.
Mixtape bros????? The chuds are winning???
>Literally zero mention of this game anywhere prior to release >Comes out, paid shills give it high scores >Suddenly 5 threads about it on /v/ at any time despite no one playing it Really makes me think
>>738497921Bross?????
>>738497921This game would get like 200 concurrent players if every review site didn't throw 10/10s at it
SHUT THE FUCK UPARE THERE LESBIANS
>>738506103no
>>738497309I'd expect nothing less of IGN to give a non-game a 10/10.
>>738505998So it's like Crimson desert, Slay the spire 2, E33, Baldur's gate 3, stellar blade, Wukong and every other game ever discussed on /v/?
>>738506103It's a 3 hour game about having one fun night as a teenager before you leave for college and work.
>>738497309I do not get how this game got a perfect scoreYou barely play it. The story isn't anything amazing. And it's really short.What am I missing it?
>>738498669Aren't those the guys whose CEO got caught asking chatgpt how to avoid paying a bonus to one of their devs?
>>738506209>So it's like 'actual successful games' Nope
>>738501050>Annapurna
>>738505854that sounds pretty cool, Mixtape's shitty plot is another story though
>>738502412this is one of the ugliest games i've ever seen wtf
Playing it right nowIts Cringe KinoThe mood and atmosphere is pretty greatModels sometimes look bad and other times look really goodI hate the MCs faux surfer guy accentI think it would have been received better here if the characters were cute animals instead of humans
>play as 3 white American teenagers>still hated
>>738497584Oooh so chud means Chinese? Also >Gamegate
>>738506303being anti-chud gives it bonus points
>>738507231The 2 sidekicks are all but white
>>738500930Did it feel very 90s ish? The ads says it's 90s, but I also saw some ad that compared it to a "90s John Hughes film" which confuses me, as the game looks very 80s like. And John Hughes was more of an 80s phenom.
>>738506318that was Krafton
>>738500637Indie darlings are just as cancerous as AAAs with their marketing hype trains.
>>738507772Has 80s music too. Life is Strange, it's sound track was fucking perfect.
>>738506103Nope.
>>738507772From what I've seen it's Stranger Things tier reddit 90s
>>738497697>came out of nowhere>made by the creators of the artful escape>one of the most visually stunning gamesDoes anyone here even play video games? I was looking forward to it and I do this crazy concept of following developers and studios I like
>>738501050>that asmonbump in action
>>738505474>chasing a black woman
How does it compare to pic related? I thought LR laid it too thick with nostalgiabait, is Mixtape the same?
>>738497458You ever get tired of obsessively browsing this place in order to own imaginary enemies?
>>738505474Nah that game felt like a console mobile game, and I was rather excited about it too but the gameplay was subpar beyond belief. Wanted more. Also levels always ended just as they were getting fun.
>>738508918Mixtape doesnt overstay it's welcome cause it's 3 hours long. Lost records tried to play up some mystery and does not deliver and overall does too much. Mixtape delivers a stronger message while being short and sweet.
>>738500803>I'm sure you already knowThey do know. They don't care because it's not about honest debate. It's about demoralizing their enemy, aka, (You) and me, in order to get us to shut up and stop noticing.
>>738497458Oh no, shills gave a 4 hour game 10/10, I'm loosing so fucking hard
>>738508918Lost records is longer + much more of a 'life is strange' style experience where you're actually expected to make dialogue choices that'll affect your relationship with others as well as stuff that happens in the story. Mixtape more akin to something like Abzu or Journey except more character focused. Its quite short and you mainly just play through the sequences without any real variation.
>>738500637LMAO
>>738500819I'm sure there will be a 1 million copies sold post any minute now from mixtape
>>738497309Haven't seen a good reason to hate the game. Just seems like retards rehashing the same bitching from life is strange.Looks like a fun game.>B-B-B-BUH DA JURNOSWho the fuck cares about people working for websites that get less views than the average moistcritikal video?
I'm so sick of all these paid advertisers trying to stealth market this game right here on /v/ by making all these fucking threads about it.Gamers know this hot garbage is rigged scores. And pelase stop throwing the word Chud. It's basically the modern version of 90s bullies calling others nerds. We can tell when you're a fucking fake game paid to promote this shit on /v/.
This is manufactured, i would have seen nonstop spam about how this is going to flop, /v/ spent months shitting on that lesbian medieval indie game.This came out fucking yesterday, got 10/10s, then flopped and died as quick as it arrivedI enjoy the months of posting before a flop, i feel robbed fuck journos
>>738511208This game isn't remotely big enough to be an enjoyable flop to begin with. Its a 3 hour mini-adventure game meant to play on 30/40 year olds rose-tinted nostalgia for the 90's.
>>738501746you don't know what any of those words mean
>>738501864How does it end? I gave up after rock skipping section
>>738498669Thanks for the info brother Fuck this niggershit
>>738500803because this was a gross out gag
>>738512102you go to the party and you go homealso obligatory conflict and breakup of the group so they can get back together in the third act
>>738497309Ah, another 10/10 critically acclaimed masterpiece that I'll never bother to even torrent.
A generation of depression quests...
>press shamelessly promoting some woke non-game nobody's heard of againJust in time for gamergate 2.0
>>738501501>Pragmata is a pedo gamenice self-report
>>738497309>10k players across all platform
>>738500509Finally a game that avoids needless frustrations!
>>738497953>click through this>not a single piece of gameplayFirst Aphelion, now this. What is with this resurgence of boring ass movie walking sims?
>shigmata will be beaten at goty by dustborn 2.0Holy kek I cant wait for the chud tears
>>738497309I don't care about this game either way.
>>738500859...
>>738515638I'm unironically sure it'll happen
>>738503970>no romanceWhat's the context of the tongue wrestling minigame then
>>738502975>codedyou are the target audience for this game, tumblretard
>>738508918I can fap to LR while playing it while I can only vomit while "playing" MT
>>738516098The non-binary character's first kiss. Xhe tells xhe did it simply as a bucket list thing, and later goes on to tell that xhe is a proud lesbian feeling attachment to Cassandra.
>>738515638>shigmataexplain this insult. were you trying to say "shitmata?"
>>738501092AND the Australian state of Victoria
>>738508317you might be gay
I wouldnt believe this was a woman even for a million fortnite v-bucks
>>738516581You just need to stop fapping to loli shit and leave the house
>>738516645projection status?
>>738516645So you're saying that's a woman?
>environmental storytelling
>>738511428>30/40 year olds rose-tinted nostalgia for the 90'sYou mean play up how different and alien older generation's lives are supposed to be for its 20 year old actual audience.
>>738516581This is so fake and obviously not of its time it has to be deliberate.
>>738497697>>738499614
>Media outlets work together to give a relatively unknown game a perfect review score the moment it releases>2000 playersI feel like game journalists really wanted to prove to corporations that they still matter and show they could push a shitty unknown game into the spotlight with their reviews alone
>>738516967>6 gorrilltionth time this has happened>UGHHHH I FRICKIN HATE JOURNOS>anyways, /v/ros, check out this sicc score they gave my newly released favorite game! see? it's good!
>>738497309I will pay no more than five bucks for indie games, the twenty dollar price point is for cheaper AA. Know your fucking place.
>>738497309>Overwhelmingly HIV+
>>738516739>larger jaw than your momlmao
>>738510782>looks like a fun gameok tranny
>>738505129>the penThis world is a simulation innit
>>738500509>SO HERE I AM>BEING REALLY FUCKING TRANS>A WOMAN IS WHAT I AM>SO YOU'D BETTER CALL ME MA'AM
So why should I be mad? I read many reviews and I cant see anything woke.
>>738517285
>>738497309DEI shilling campaign
>>738516098Your character recounting her first kiss, with a guy. That's all there is to it, they just made it a funny mini-game, if you can call it that, section.
>>738497921LMAO
>>738515902>mixtape>it's a fucking CD playerHow cheap was the marketing budget for this slop? Did they just go "uhh it's full of troons give us a 10" and that was enough?
>>738503714>If you were really interested in the game at any point you wouldn't have let review scores affect that>if you're interested in a game, ignore the reviews just HYPE HYPE HOOOIIIIIPEE!!!11 be a good consoomer
Now they are coming for the 90's and I feel like I should give a little pushback because these sissies would be curbstomped in those days. Both the devs and their characters
>>738497309>Astroturfed by journos>1k players peak>1.5k reviewsThis is... unusualOne might think, manufactured, evenWhy? I don't know, it just seems some random fuckass moviegame like the ones that come out regularly
>>738517501Wait are they retarded? How are you going to give a game with 1k player peak 1.5k reviews in 2 days lmao that shit stinks from a mile awayWhat the fuck is this game about? What revolting dogshit does it try to sell for them to do this?
>>738497697astroturfed by a jewish billionaire’s daughter. it’s just more fake and gay backroom nepobaby game journo bullshit
psh heyit takes 4 clicks to get from this game to israel on wikipedia
>>738517501Based on past experience, I assume one of the developers sucked the dicks of everyone that wrote a positive review.
>>738497309>1,215hahahahaha
>>738497309they gave crimson desert a 7 lmao
>>738498440>bases his "beliefs" on whether or not he thinks they'll lead to sexI mean we already knew the whole "male feminist" bit was just a desperate plea for pussy but you don't have to make it so obvious
>>738517679>if you give a 7 to a hamburger you cant give a 10 to tiramisu
>>738501824>easily manipulated>by not being manipulatedthey're not sending their best
>>738498143this nigga's videos are so annoying, I don't want to hear you fucking SING for FOUR MINUTES before you get to the topic, corny ass nigga
>>738502345kek
>>738502387probably, he's a faginstantly called E33 woke because of the browns in the intro, then when everyone loved it he had to walk it back and create some narrative about how Sandfall pulled off the greatest heist in gaming by putting all the DEI in the intro to fool reviewers
>>738506303>I do not get how this game got a perfect score>You barely play it.You answered your own question
>>738509837this is my favorite chuddha edit
>>738497458No that's why they love cuck shit
>>738517562ah is that just it? lol
After the Gone Home/Bioshock Infinite one-two punch universal acclaim from the gaming press only triggers my warning systems.
>>738497953That is not what bombing a hill on a skateboard looks like. There's no feeling of terror inducing speed, even though they're passing cars.
>>738497921It's not an AAA or AA game. It didn't even have $1M budget.
>>738500859>>738515902Yorch Torch is a grifter, but this guy did shill "for nothing". They gave him a 30 dollar merch package and he advertised the game for free.
>>738497309I dont get these "games"If I wanted to experience what this game tries to do I would watch or read Stand By Me instead.There is no way this game does it better.
Well lads, I'm settling in for a comfy hatewatch on youtube so I can experience everything it has to offer and thoroughly examine every little flaw without giving it a single cent
>>738497309If you get past the weird hate the game is actually quite fun
>>738518259Shhhhh. You are not supposed to point out reality.This game had a budget of at least 200 million and was supported by blackrock and whoever else is the current fotm bad guy. It was made to turn the chuds gay, but was a huge flop.
>>738500509Holy crap, how did xhe do that???
>>7385185080/10 strawman, start over
>>738518259>>738518508Source on the budget?The game had an adspot in the xbox game garbage which cannot be cheap, it also has 23 licensed tracks including joy division.Licensing those tracks alone is more than 1 mil, the adspot is around 250k probably.
>>738518259>It's not an AAA or AA game. It didn't even have $1M budget.And? OP presented it as "a decisive Chud L". It's more than fair to point out how irrelevant it is.
>>738516815True. Even the first and the second world in the 90s didn't look like this
>>738518475>If you get past the weird hate the game is actually quite funlmao
>>738497309The biggest loser here is the credibility of game journos. This is yet another piece of evidence that game journos don't care about the mission of letting gamers know whether they'd be likely to like the game on one end and being advocates of their interests to the studios on the other. A lot of them aren't even capable of it because they don't actually like videogames and aren't smart enough to create an abstract mental map of a gamer's priorities and tastes in their heads.>Why did they become reviewers if they don't like videogames?Because they thought that it was less competitive than movie reviews. Imagine being too stupid to become a movie critic, LMAO
>>738506013>snowbreak had a censorship update after months>people leaving this game in droves because of it>STILL more players than mixtapefucking kek
no reviews talking about performance? not reaching even 80 fps on medium apparently
>>738517746He was manipulated though. Instead of looking at the game itself and making his own decision he saw the opinions of others (game journalists) and just acted upon that. The fact that he's a contrarian doesn't matter much when the same people are playing both sides.
>>738518721They think the job is pushing their beliefs, just like localizers think their job is creative writing. They're all narcissists.
>>738518770>>snowbreak had a censorship update after monthsCan you elaborate on this?
>>738518840Why would game journalists talk about something like performance? kek
>>738518840dlss status?
>>738518891there are threads about it right nowbut here, an example
>>738518162yes, now go and buy it, goy.
>>738518942>dlss status?blastedhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2582320/discussions/0/845131095727037545/
>>738518721If people haven't stopped listening to them by now, they never will.
>>738518859He applied his experience and sensed an attempt to manipulate him. He rejected that manipulation. Intuiting that somebody is a liar and doesn't have your best interests at heart is not being manipulated.>when the same people are playing both sidesThis fart in the wind indie game is not being used to manipulate "both sides". It is being pushed by one side.
Why can't chuds create such great games?
>>738518621Yeah, there's no way it's only fucking 1mil. It looks so obviously and excessively expensive for what it is in a way that isn't remotely indie.
>>738518840Don't worry anon it's suppose to do that. Low frame rate is an art style now.
>>738518952Thanks anon. This doesn't look like a game I would ever play to begin with, but god do I hate bait and switch censorship. It should be illegal, or at least there should be a legal requirement to give full refunds to anybody who wants one. That includes any microtransactions.
>>738518840>Yo, remeber how in the 90s, there was just chromatic aberration everywhere?
>>738497761G*merg*te was a reddit thing
>>738519150>Low frame rate is an art style now.It's a garbage and pretentious oneIt has never once looked good, unless you count actual stop motion/claymation animation
>>738497921UMMMMM THAT'S A CD ACTUALLY
>>738497309Do you retards ever get tired of getting baited by some hack youtuber or twitter influencer into pissing your pants over the fotm outrage bait walking sim
>>738497921Another one for the modern audience.
>>738519313What do you mean? I enjoy watching the slop flop. I appreciate every new episode of this kino series.
>>738519643Have you tried picking up a real hobbyI hear video games are fun
>>738519772I am a well rounded individual with a variety of hobbies, anon
>>738519313The hard truth that will continue to kill Hollywood until they come to terms with it is that people are gravitating away from institutionally-approved sources and towards these youtubers because the latter is repeating what they're thinking.Why did they abandon the institutionally-approved sources? Because they've been completely captured by lunatics, fraudsters, and mafiosos.
>>738518398You'd have to read The Body iirc
>>738500637you don't understand, as of this moment MILLIONS of xbox game pass owners playing it right the fuck now, steam charts don't matter because everyone is playing it on xbox! the servers are clogged yo!
>>738519918You are the ideal rube
>>738520150I'm not the retard who doesn't appear to comprehend what he just read.
>>738520150>noooo! You don't engage with people who reflect your tastes and share your perspective! You get GIVEN your opinions! You HAVE To get TOLD your opinions or my entire strawman falls apart RREEEEEEEEEEEEELefties fail so badly because not only do they not understand the people they preach/about, they reject the very idea of even trying to.
>>738520247preach at/about*
>AI Limit was pretty good and its only sin was being derivative; IGN gave it a 5 /10>I admit Code Vein 2 was flawed and a step back from the original but still was a good game; IGN gave it a 4/10>Ground Zero is easily one of the best indie survival horror games of the past few years, its only sin is is being very derivative and too long for what is supposed to ben an homage to Playstation era survival horror; IGN didn't even bother reviewing it >Dustborn got an 8/10 and now this pretentious narrative """"game""""" gets a 10/10I hate IGN
>>738520226>I’m not a sheep or manipulated by the media I consume everyone else isIs not a unique or original thought
>>738517780Is he American? As shown even here come November time they cannot go without singing their retarded yank feelings for five seconds otherwise they get conniptions
>>738520308I'm literally making the argument that the average person is smarter than the left gives them credit for. That's why they've stopped buying whatever the institutions try to shove down their throats. You, on the other hand, have this to say about the majority that's rejecting Hollywood's vision for entertainment:>>738519313
>>738498143>chuds are now having moral panic over kissing of all thingsOh how turned the tables
>>738499863best games are singleplayer, dipshit
>>738520458The left needs everybody to be dumber than them. They need normies to be dumber than them so the enlightened lefty can feel that he knows what's good for them better than they do. They need chuds to be dumber than them because their whole identity revolves around smugness and being smarter than those silly, ignorant bigots. This way the leftist doesn't actually have to be smart, or question anything, or reflect on his positions. He's just smarter by default, because his strawman of a right winger is his opponent.No amount of evidence of their opponents' rationality or their own stupidity will change their mind, because they simply do not engage with reality. They are always fighting their imagined version of you that's dumb as a rock and irrationally hateful.The entire basis of their ideology is feeling morally and intellectually superior. Actually being moral and intelligent is not important.
>>738520790The right needs everybody to be dumber than them. They need normies to be dumber than them so the enlightened righty can feel that he knows what's good for them better than they do. They need lefties to be dumber than them because their whole identity revolves around smugness and being smarter than those silly, ignorant wokies. This way the right winger doesn't actually have to be smart, or question anything, or reflect on his positions. He's just smarter by default, because his strawman of a left winger is his opponent.
I just ''finished'' it on Switch 2. AMAI did not get it on steam because it has the lgbt tag for some reason
>>738520298IGN gave starfield the best scifi rpg this generation a 7/10, you can never trust journalists.
So from what i've read>Gameplay segments pretty much play themselves, you can just not press anything and there won't be any consequences>There's no dialogue optionsHow is this even a game?
>>738520298>>AI Limit was pretty good and its only sin was being derivative; IGN gave it a 5 /10Really? AI limit is a great game, a damn solid 8/10 for me. Great maps, fighting and girls. Best surprise game of the year for me.
>>738521239This but the left.
>>738509860ONE MILLION PLAYERS!#WOW#WHOA
>>738516815What are you talking about? The 90s was all about tucking in your shirt and overshirt into your too-short jeans.The baring your ankles look was all the rage!
>>738497309Having strong negative reaction to this game just shows that your brain is culture war poisoned
>>738497309>Be corpo plant game with massive publisher behind it and enough funding to make a bunch of basedreddit "loot crates" for paid shills to unbox on YouTube>don't even get 2,000 peak playersBLEAK
>>738521459Welcome to 2014, when we were asking the same shit about Gone Homo.The only value that game gave the world was that one anon completely wrecking another with the "IF I WANTED TO RUMMAGE THROUGH GAY CHILD'S BEDROOM I'D DO IT AT YOUR PLACE" post.
>>738520298>I admit Code Vein 2 was flawed and a step back from the original but still was a good game; IGN gave it a 4/10Absolutely correct trash game like the first one
>>738508317>Visually stunning>Look inside>It's just a neighborhood with pixarslop style characters
>>738500859>You can't be shilling for a game performing like thisWhat's the logic behind that statement?
>>738521828People didn't really fall for it then either. Over 10 years of this and they still haven't figured it out. I'd laugh at the cost but somehow I feel tax dollars were spent on this.
>>738497309>it's another "project funded by rich publisher passing off as a small indie project" episodeI'm getting really fucking tired of this bullshit. I'm changing the channel.
>>738522132>Annapurna >rich publisherLmao
>>738497309Chuds lost bigly
>>738497309we won mixtapesissies!
>>738522193>Annapurna was founded Megan Ellison, the daughter of oracle corporation co-founder and chairman multibillionaire Larry Ellison>her father is of Jewish and Italian descentHmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm noticing.
>>738518259Dispatch did 200k
>>738505998There was a trailer for it at one of the showcases.That's it. I thought it was going to be like Life is Strange but apparently it doesn't even have any choices in it.
>>738505998so what you're saying is>people don't know about a game = no discussion>people learn about game = discussionWoah.Don't go shooting up any schools tho.
>>738506303not every game has to be 1000 hour grindy multiplayer GAAS-slop
>short nostalgic walking simulator that plays itself>10/10s across the board from journossome things never change
I don't see any reason why this is a game instead of a netflix movie. I'd be into movie game experiences if they were at least in VR or had some other gimmick. This just feels like a needless use of realtime rendering.
>>738497309I think that when you're talking about 9/10s, you're getting out of the realm of "it's great at what it tries to be" and into the realm of "this is a strong candidate to become an all-time classic videogame". People are reflexively shitting on this because they know that the opinions of game journos are worse than worthless (but you can't just ignore them because studios still listen to them) and it's obvious at a glance that this doesn't belong next to Diablo 2 or Resident Evil 4. Sometimes a reflexive response is adequate for disposing of toxic substances.10/10 is a hypothetical flawless videogame.
>>738497309>both players and critics agree it's goodpeak
>>738523598For me, a 10/10 also has to bring some change to the industry. Maybe it's a new techonology, a gameplay mechanic, or maybe just a unique experience you wouldn't have gotten before.
>>738497309>female protag woke garbage #953240is the troon audience really that big?
>>738516581> gangly teenage girls don't existdo you even remember your high school years?
>>738497309This game is actually chudlite.
>2026>STILL caring about IGN reviewsbroit's been almost like 15 years since they lost their credibility
>>738518840> 80 fpswhy would you need that on a game like this? Nothing about it requires precise reaction timing, 60fps is more than enough for the majority of games.
>>738497309>10/10 Yawn maker
>>738525467So I only need 75% of a $2000 gpu to play this game on medium?
>>738516739>parent look normal>kid is literally a caricature with googly eyesdeep & though provoking
>>738525467that's not even the point, just laughably abysmal optimization or lack of it from the devs
>>738518840UE5
>>738497921How can anyone black pill when something this shilled by trannies has so little players
>>738520408he's american and black, I say sing I guess it's more of a rap, I mean it's impressive he can put all of the video's and recent game industry events into lyrics but it's annoying
>>738510782it looks like it's a trailer for a movie.
sorry chuddies, I know it can be hard to swallow that a game you fundamentally HATE at your core is doing this successfully. If it truly sucked, it wouldn't be Overwhelmingly Positive with over 1,600 review on Steam.If it truly sucked, people would be posting the steam charts graph showing the player count going up day over dayIf it TRULY sucked, it would be so irrelevant that you wouldn't even be discussing it. oh and btw >Ctrl+F "Concord" 0 ResultsI rest my case
>>738497309Yep it's goty
it's hilarious that the worst thing you can POSSIBLY say about this game is the kissing scene and how much game journos are glazing it. It couldn't even occur to you that the game is ACTUALLY good and worth playing. Sad, really
>>738527072sure owned them xister!
>>738518259That is a bold faced lie. Look at the music in the game alone you fucking retard. How much do you think licensing the smashing pumpkins costs?You will never be a woman
>>738521828Gone Homo at least told a good story in a style that we've rarely seen before. It'd be like getting mad at Dark Souls 1 for creating a genre that everyone tries to poorly copy
>>738527072>hobby consoles>playfront>xbox tavernoutside of IGN and Gamespot, who the fuck are any of these people
>>738527159It looks gay and ugly and astroturfed to shit
>Gone Homo at least told a good story
>>738527263>"People are talking about it, so it's....le bad!!"
>>738498143I mean if steam will nuke a porn game because the girls are in high school uniforms why shouldn't they nuke a game where you tonsil scrap with an actual teenager
>>738518259Source: my dilators
>>738527298>See thread about game that gets 10/10 on IGN and Gamespot >Look at images of the game >Decide the game looks gay and ugly >Post those opinionsThis is a gotcha?
>>738497458>Confederacy>Nazi Germany>Trumpthey're just born this way
>>738501092>againNEVER happened
It's official. /ourguy/ likes it. We can kill the hate compaign now
>>738527716>See thread about game that gets 10/10 on IGN and Gamespot >Look at images of the game >Decide the game looks great and beautiful>Post those opinionsThis is a gotcha?
>>738527283you might not have been an adult way back then, but yes it unironically told a good narrative delivered in a way that not many have done before at that point
>>738527975>shillup shills somethingwater is wet
>>738502412
>>738527975Can we get a non millennial to review it?
>>738506303>What am I missing it?It has the daughter of a jewish billionaire behind it.
>>738505438They are all one.
>>738506303Go look up the review copy these journos receivedYou’ll see the reason why GG was a thing
>>738528040I will never have enough hatred in my heart for the BBC
>>738527072>If it truly sucked, people would be posting the steam charts graph showing the player count going up day over day>it's been two days and still hasn't broken 2k playerslol
>>738528124Zoomer here. I liked it
>>738507772The latest song in it is from '97.
>>738505438It’s Australian unfortunately, so we have to take the blame for it
>>738528425But don't you know the game only has a heckin 20 dollar budget?? Chuds btfo again great success for Ms ellison
>>738518398>From a Steven Spielberg bookIs the film actually not pozzed at all or is there simply more subtle pozzed shit than now?
>>738528490*Stephen King, I'm retarded, but they're both jews with similar first names
ok, have fun with it
>>738528490It's a remarkable story but the producers did a lot of bad things so...
>>738527218>Gone Homo at least told a good storyno, it didn't. it was mocked on release for trying to present itself as having a horror twist only to realize the entire game is just walking through the character's childhood house when no one is home.
>>738528608I don't really care about that, only about the movie's content. I assume the "bad things" are the typical hollywood rape and grooming stuff?
>>738528650...yes dipshit, that's what "subverting your expectations" ACTUALLY looks like when done well. So many devs have fucked that up over the years that it's become a lame trope, but at the time it was quite novel
>>738528484>$20 budget>full licensed song list is the main marketing appeal for the gamenah
>>738497309Uh oh....Chuddie bros, I don't think normies are siding with us on this one...Quick, we need to pull the BG3 NOW NOW NOW
>>738528713simping for a previous gen's laughing stock is not an excuse for having shit taste.
>>738497697It's nostalgia-baiting shit made by the daughter of the sixth-richest man on Earth
>>738497309Its a low budget game because theres low frame rate
>>738521239>copy pasted my own argument back at meoh ho ho, I see I have finally met my matchI should never have thought I could outwit a leftist...
>>738505303People are still mad they didnt make Napoleon Dynomite.
>>738523819kill yourself toxotranny
>>738528414Can you describe it?
>>738498143i would be too busy fapping to this, so i'm glad none of the minigame could be failed now
>>738502703Zoomers were still in diapers when Millennials were shitting on Gone Homo
>>738503970Journey and Abzu are fucking overrated dogshit too, what's your point?
>>738528854 I'm sure 1644 discord troons can organise a positive review bombingNot so sure about generating revenue though, picrel wasted 1 billion for Sonygo woke go broke
Another 10/10 game that will sell hundreds of copies.
>>738497309Games like this are played by women and 19 year old zoomers who long for a world they were never a part of, doing things they never did, and experiencing things they never experienced. Sounds like a video game, right? But instead of something cool you're going through a sappy, trite, embarrassing millennial nostalgiadream of pretending like they were in the 80s movies they watched as kids.
>>738521793Why? I'm not allowed to have an opinion now? Maybe you'd be right if you said:>If you're making youtube videos about this, harassing devs, etcLiterally all I did was go into a thread on /v/ and go "lol this looks gay"
>check jewtube>length of the stream is about 2+ to 3+ hoursinb4 budget of 6 gorillion dollars
>don't buy garbage troon products like Mixtape>this makes the journalist class outraged>it makes their sheep followers piss and shit themselves on 4chan>It makes companies who make this slop fire their workers and eventually close the studiosI love doing nothing.
>>738522296In the Gamergate days it was discovered that the "indie scene" and journos are literal DARPA assets for Israel, and so of course all the awards and reviews were being rigged in their favor. This game has no actual traction but is being shilled on major gamesites and 4chan alike. I've heard this "mixtape" before and it's going straight in the trash.
>>738497697>It came out of nowhere.>IGN gives it a 10/10it's funny how they suddenly decided to pick some unknown game to review and we're supposed to believe they aren't friends with devs
>>738502412This game would look fine if not for any of the human characters. Actual monstrosities.
>>738502412why do all troon games have something about the graphics that make you instantly know it's made by trannies
>>738505157>Rain Worlddevs support blm and trannies, I guess ign didn't get the memo
>>738497697>What the actual fuck is this game??Billionaires daughter wanted to play game dev so game "journalists" had to hype this garbage up
>/v/ defends movie games in order to be contrarian and get (You)sAnother 4chan classic
>>738503714You might have a leg to stand on if the game was reviewed lowly.
>>738532195>devs support blm and tranniesshow
>>738532301All the people in this studio are dudes except one "Lauren" who is coincidentally responsible for 3D animation which look like the worst thing about the game kek.
>>738532495I think blm was in their xitter bio beforehttps://x.com/VideocultMedia/status/1543936845565804546
>>738497458>Wonder if chuds ever get bored of losing?No one loves you, never has, never will and anyone who ever said they do have been lying to you during the entire duration of your worthless existence.So can yo explain what "Chuds" lost over this?No one cares about this game except narcissistic sociopaths with the minds of children like you. I didn't even know it existed until seeing dipshits like you posting about it here.Seems to me that it's another identity politics polluted piece of trash that panders to NPC's like you that have do define yourselves based on your skin color/ethnicity/gender/sexual orientation rather than the content of your character, of which you have none.So a bunch of outlets with the same diseased mindset as you praise something and in your demented kind you think this is some sort of ideological victory and tell me what exactly do you get out of this?Is it because you hate white straight males and see everything as a weapons against them? The only way this game affects me is that I've taken a few minutes to post to you about this and why you are a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being if the only satisfaction you derive from your version of reality is seeing something making other people mad for existing shows just how much you obsesses and care about their opinions rather than your own which is all that should matter to a normal person.
>>738532732You will die alone, unloved and forgotten in a cold dark room with no one to comfort you as you drift back into the eternal black void of nothingness, no different than your real life, while there will be no grave for you as your rotting corpse will be turned to ashes that will be flushed down the nearest toilet as by then no one will care that you died just as I have no doubt that there is no one in your wretched life that cares that you're alive now. I just hope you life as long as possible to see everything and everyone you care about slip through your fingers like grains of sand in an hourglass until your bleak, grim and desolate demise!Anywho, off to see Mortal Kombat and eat Taco Bell, but finally OP.....https://jumpshare.com/share/07QF8XQwqHQxzP6Wg0r0!!!FACT!!!
>>738497309>implying people still listen to criticsEnjoy the flop, GCJ!
>>738532730Thanks anon, that's a shame.I don't think this post alone is egregious, but it's a red flag, and if they put BLM in their bio... RIP.
So, I just finished it (Fitgirl's repack). It wasn't "woke," just somewhat generic nostalgia fuel, full of New Wave and 80's classics. Story wasn't anything new, but it was a decent enough time. Like a 5.5/10 on a flat scale.The walk speed is fucking ludicrously slow and some of the "interactive" segments were outright boring, but it was a clear step-up from The Artful Escape in that it actually tried to have an emotionally sincere core instead of just relying on flashy setpieces. Imo, it didn't exactly succeed, but it was *better*. The whole build up to catharsis was passable at best. OST was great. Took around 3-4 hours to beat while doing most of the events. Started being less completionist w.r.t. dialogue options later on.MC's dialogue comes off a little too performatively aloof to sound like a real teenager, but whatever. Good enough. You know people complaining about black people? I think I saw one just the one toward the end. It was ok. Would pay 7 bucks.
I really really hate this style of suburban 90s-2000s quirky nerd slacker art kid shit.Some of the most privileged humans that ever existed on planet earth pretending to be outcasts and rebels while performatively using media to give themselves an aesthetic of creativity.Its not just that theyre nostalgia baiting as hard as possible, its that theyre nostalgia baiting for a lifestyle only lived by teenagers who grew up in Suburban Toronto with dentists as parents.
>>738497309White people LOVE these type of games
>>738517589>Based on past experienceWere you the one giving or receiving?
>>738533149>5.5Fair score, and seems like a fair assessment overallIt would have made a better movie, but on the other hand it's not quite competent enough to be one. It's like they wanted to make a movie but they knew they couldn't make a good one so they made it into a game instead, in the hope that some (very) limited interactivity would make up for its shortcomings
all the modern games are woke
>>738515170You mean yourself?
>>738533504>the text is borderline impossible to read>including the UI elementsObviously the image is not at full resolution, but even then it shouldn't be this bad.What moron made this?
>>738527072why cant you faggots stop losing? when will you finally kys?
>>738533396I did roll my eyes a bit when they had you manually rewind a C-tape with a pen, but I think having that little bit of interactivity really does rescue what would be a barely passable movie otherwise. It does add something. Still, not much more to it than what it says on the tin: a last hurrah for your high school years, dressed in all the known high school stereotypes. The playlist curation gimmick was actually sort of charming, I thought.I don't think I'm going to be thinking about it for long. Night in the Woods, which was mentioned here a few times, is significantly better, and sort of inevitably so due to the length difference. At least I got some music to check out, since I'm not 100% familiar with all the stuff that played.
>>738533806obsidian and game is avowed
>>738497309I smell another Gamergate sprouting from this
Deathloop all over again lol.
>>738527196trannies still seething about starfield is hilarious, the game is pure anti woke and pisses off the left while being the best selling and beloved game of the generation.
>>738497309>more reviews than playersHow organic
Did they scissor?
>>738521828I don't think that screencap was from 4chins, I think it was a game 'journo' on twitter that got wrecked, which makes it better.
>>738534380It's three hours long. They play it, finish, and write a review. Do you need them to like keep idling the game or something? Does no one here actually play video games?
>>738534497They joke about it but no they're just friends
>>738534586Huh? The MC and the half-asian girl joke about it a second, but those two never do. It's when she (asian) describes her dream and the guy friend goes "did we do it??" and then she goes "AND THEN WE DID IT" at the end of the exposition after the dream turned out pretty mundane and boring. Woke as fuck, huh?
>>738497697Looks like a Life is Strange clone but egh not my thing. Cant stand the 12 fps character animation but a 60 fps everything else. Reserve that for movies or other games like Dispatch please.
>>738534586>they're just friendsWTF you guys told me this is a woke game full of lesbians
>>738527218>>738528028
>>738534726Sorry I thought this was MC and Cassandra.
>>738534826Nah that's *fucking* Goodspeed. I forgot her first name. She kind of barely had a role to be honest.
>>738501050While it seems like a lot for having 1.6k reviews, another game that came out about the same time called Gamble with Your Friends have 2.7k reviews. Motorslice (another literalwho game) got around 1.2k reviews.
I never would've found out this game has released if it wasn't for /v/You guys love giving publicity and info boost to the shittiest gamed
>>738534083I knew it was bad, but holy shit
>>738534756>Reserve that for movies or other games like Dispatch please.Or just drop it altogether
>>738501501incredible are you going arrest them? moral chasing kiddie?
So it's just Jonah's mid90s?
>>738534891>Jenny FUCKING GoodspeedThe only good thing about the game
When are we getting The Breakfast Club: the Videogame ?
>>738535213What would that fat fuck kike dipshit know about skate culture in the 90s? Fucking kek
>>738528425i don't think the game has sold well or even willbut how do you expect a 3 hour experience to even reach a high concurrent players number?
How did this game get dragged into retarded culture war shitIs there anything actually SJW/"woke" about the game, or did it just get reviewed well and so /v/ assumed it's left-leaning just because game journos liked it?
>>738535375If it's not an 8-bit sidescroller I'm gonna be really mad.
>>738501915This time we'll glue pennies to the bottom of the pool
>>738535997the latter really. This is the type of game where there would be a few threads talking about how cute the girls are and how they're waifus and then people will move on if it didnt get 10/10s from reviewers.
>>738517279Kek
>>738497309@chudGPT is that true?Looks like LiS for very obvious gay emos who live in Oregano and were bullied for not being gay enough to me
>>738535854>but how do you expect a 3 hour experience to even reach a high concurrent players number?it won't, unless you get lucky and stumble upon a major winner. so why inflate a niche game's budget with an entirely licensed track and no gameplay?
>>738536209...You'd look down on them for a financial risk for creative reasons in a place that constantly shits on the industry for being a money-grubbing shitheap of investors and committees? Come on. Pick a fucking lane.
>>738536209>it won'twhich was my point. it's silly to look at the concurrent numbers as a metric for a movie.>so why inflate a niche game's budget with an entirely licensed track and no gameplay?because it's made by a studio of music autists from melbourne. the soundtrack is like half of the experience
>>738498440Where did this inorganic filename come from?
>>738536638NTA: I name all my files for organizational purposes.
>>738497309I'm getting flashbacks.
>>738497309It's like they made the ultimate shield for anyone in the last 10 years>OH, YOU HATE THIS, FUCKING CHUD? BET YOU VOTED TRUMP>ITS SOOOO NOSTALGIC OF THE 90S, I WISH I COULD HAVE LIVED THERE!!!!>IT'S JUST LIKE SPIDERVERSE, MORE GAMES NEED THIS STYLE, SO FUCKING COOL!This come out of nowhere bullshit sim, TWENTY BUCKS FOR 4 OR LESS HOURS, shit music that has ZERO Greenday Dookie cuts. Fucking eyes can't handle everything being 60fps except your character and fuck all this VIBE MOODZ shit.Better have so many hate reviews, I know Actman has to hate this.
>>738535997There's nothing overly woke about it, despite it feeling extremely like a hipster indie san francisco darling, but yeah it's mostly that it's being glazed so hard.It does bear a lot of the politically correct hallmarks though. It "feels" woke, it just isn't.
>>738498852No, fucker, it had zero marketing. NO ONE knew this shit came out, but even worse...fucking 10/10 from IGN?!From a zero name dev!IGN, WHO GAVE TWILIGHT PRINCESS THE LEGENDARY 8.8, A SIN SEEN BY EVERYONE AND MADE /V/ GIGA PISSED IN 2006, GIVE THIS ZOOMER SHIT A 10/10 WITH A CON THAT DOESN'T LOWER THE SCORE!?
>>738535997Mostly that IGN gave something like Crimson Desert a 6 or 7 or w/e and then this a 10/10. In terms of a GAME Mixtape is literally one of the worst GAMES ever made because it is not a GAME. It is an interactive storytelling experience. It is more like a film you can make some choices in or feel more empathy with characters because you move them.Crimson Desert, on the other hand, is the total opposite. Story is horrible and basically nonexistent. Bad cutscenes, mediocre VA. However, as a GAME it is fun and offers a ton of things to do in a sand box style setting where you can just fuck off and do retarded shit.Basically, people are like the game that is way more focused on gameplay gets a low score, but the "game" that is literally not a game gets a 10/10. I can understand the annoyance.
>>738537118"No marketing" doesn't mean it doesn't deserve a 10But it also DOES NOT deserve a 10 and it's shady as fuck that it got one from IGN
>>738497697Did you forget about Gone Homo and the likes already? This is nothing new.
>>738501501I love this, I know your baiting, but it's the most retarded shit.And yet, GoW 2018 has Dad and shota, but not pedo?Fucker =^)
Not sure what you weirdos problem is, I think all three of them are hot af.
>>738498143Gross! Why such an ugly thing?Fucking braces? Enjoy getting your tongue cut up!We needed to see super awkward first kiss shit where they just replicate movie stuff or whatever. Also, 2 girls? Because that's checkbox as fuck.
>>738537354Jenny's the hottest
>>738537192I been around a long ass time, when you got a 10 back before maybe Halo 2 or 3, it was DESERVED. Then every outlet was bought out or era before soiboy'd those fags who LOVED A GAME BECAUSE ITS SO HECKIN GOOD HOW CAN YOU NOOOOT LIKE IT!?
>>738498143Right wingers are now calling anyone making a FICTIONAL depiction of FICTIONAL characters kissing "whore"?Curious.
>>738537660Anon, are you fundamentally retarded?He’s calling you people hypocrites
>>738537158Asura's Wrath is more an interactive anime then a game and it's amazing, I don't mind vidya that are using the medium in different ways
isnt this thing basically a modern fmv gamei dont get the hype
>>738497309>game about being nostalgic for 90s teen life in America>developed by Aussies>reviewed by a fat zoomer brit>10/10
>>738508991No, I hope my imaginary enemies keep losing ;)
>>738537827No, FMV games weren’t obnoxious and Dragons Lair is great
>>738537836Donald perfectly encapsulates the emotion of being on this fucking site
I don't think I'm really ready for the 2000's when I was growing up being looked back on with nostalgia by people who weren't there for mass market appeal.It's gonna be weird.
>>738537158>It is more like a film you can make some choices in or feel more empathy with characters because you move them.It doesn't even have basic interactivity = sympathy hallmarks like choosing dialogue (as far as I've seen). It's the bare fucking minimum to be classified as a game instead of a film. And it's not even a good film. It really is the meme about people who aren't good enough to make movies making games instead. It feels like it's only a game so it can get away with being a mediocre as fuck "movie" while it larps as a cinematic masterpiece. It invokes high-quality cinematic tropes and techniques, only to half-ass every single of them. It wears the cinematic prestige of much better movies as a skinsuit while doing nothing to earn them.It's the refuge of a cowardly and lazy "creative" who wanted to get the indie darling cred without putting in the thought or effort that an actual high quality work requires.The writing is bad, the characters are bad, the music is good but it's used badly, and the FUCKING low frame animation is a TERRIBLE choice
>>738538073its too latezoomies are already obsessed with Y2K-core/fruitiger aero stuff
>>738497458How else do you pull ranged targets to you without them killing the rest of your group?
Fuck this culture war marketing >LGBT!>CHUD!I'm pretty sure that this game doesn't have any of that shit. Its sort of like a Journey type art-game that's sort of designed to inspire a similar vibe for the 90s/Y2K era teenage experience that >Dazed and Confused did for the mid 70s (and was made in the 90s by people who remembered it more or less same as Mixtape)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMcV-NikwFk>>738497584We already had a song from a better time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcebgKvAoh0
I had never heard of this game before this thread? It's another Gone Home?
>>738538195But the most damning part is that it's essentially an "avant garde" checklist. You can tell they went through with a fucking list saying "How can we make this scene quirky and indie and artistic? I know, we'll insert this life action shot here and that one there and this nonsequitur scribble here, and there we'll have her reference this piece of music" but it's all a fucking checklist of hipster derivation
>>738538554It has less to offer than Gone Home ever did
>>738497458If they were bored of it, they wouldn't keep doing it
>>738538629doubt it
All the complaining over a harmless game has given me anti-woke fatigue.
>>738516394So there are 2 girls and a guy yeah? Are you saying the tongue wrestle is a flashback, BUT towards the end of the game one of the girls expresses her attachment to the other?
>>738538772But anon, it got 10s, it's the first time a lefty game has gotten such a high score
>>738538772I think it is fair to say that reviews are kind of ridiculous with the disparity between this and crimson desert. It is literally story/music focus vs gameplay focus, and it feels like IGN wants to reward the game that just paid for some licensed music.
>>738538941newfaggot or sarcasm?Gone Home 2.0That anon just got buttmad that he was reminded of die cis scum.
>>738497309No game is a 10, especially not artsy fartsy slop like this.
Chuds won
>>738497697This is the same experience I had with Crimson Desert.I didn't hear about the game until a week before it released when suddenly there were spam threads about it and everybody giving it a 10/10.I believe it's a sign I may no longer be with "it" in the eyes of the modern gamer.
>>738503970None of these are actual games.
>>738532730What the fuck is the Texicali zero governance zone. I can make assumptions based on the name alone, but the only thing that comes up when you google it is the rain world dev's twitter... so it's probably some bs they made up for esoteric personal reasons
>>738538772I'm not even sure if the game is actually all that political but the performative nostalgia is hilarious
>>738507971>>738506131From what one anon implied one of the girls catches feelinfs for the other girl, so you're lying
>>738497309journo propped up game that will be forgotten next week
>>738497697Isn't it clear?
I've shit on Life is Strange but at least it has fail states and can screw around with the time powers.
>>738539037It's silly to compare the score of a short movie game with that of a massive open world adventure.
>>738539646Both have the same kind of fail states.
>>738500859So you're not allowed to shill games with low player numbers? I'm not allowed to talk about 99% of indie games here ever again?
I have never seen this game discussed in any capacity outside getting angry at people who don't like it so I'm going to assume it's dogshit and that every positive score is a bribe.
>>738540014>you're not allowed to shillCorrect, GR 11.
>>738539748It isn't silly at all, anon. They are judged on the same scale. Not like CD gets a special AAA scale worth more while Mixtape gets an indie scale. They're saying this game is 10/10, as in an absolute must play. If this score was applied to anything like an RPG it would be like "You literally have to play with if you like video games"If Mixtape was reviewed, say, without a score but given a strong recommendation I'd get that. Instead it just feels like both CD and Mixtape had to take a test and IGN just gave Mixtape all the answers cause they liked the soundtrack.
>>738540090No wonder you haven't, it's been out for 2 days and despite massive journo shilling thanks to the connection of her jewish billionaire dad, it has a peak CCU of 2,161. Nobody is playing this.
>>738537118>IGN, WHO GAVE TWILIGHT PRINCESS THE LEGENDARY 8.8That was GameSpot, you fucktarded sperg.
It's a game with a skateboarding teenager with a walkman.Where in this is the word "woke".Or "chud".This happened literally yesterday.This literally just happened. Why is /v/ instantly identifying with a persecuted boogyman where people insist that you like it because it's woke for some reason.You guys remember a game called YIIK and it vaguely looks like it and that game had a bearded basedjak therefore it's woke and it hates you.This is my first and only theory. It's like 5 degrees of logical separation.This is the /v/ equivalent of going to Mucho Burrito and seeing a sombrero and saying that the company is emboldening white colonialism.
>>738540319>Why is /v/ instantly identifying with a persecuted boogyman???
>>738539321You are just out of touch. I'm 32 and I knew about E33, Crimson Desert, and Mixtape all before release. You basically have to not follow games at all to not know about these. These have been shown off at every major video game event for a long time now.>Lol I don't watch any of those streams!!I mean cool but then don't be like "UM BROS I NEVER HEARD OF THIS, THIS ISN'T GTA 6!?!?!?" You sound like a normalFAGGOT secondary.
>>738540090I had the opposite reaction, I've literally never heard about it except for people here seething it's getting 10s, so thanks to you retards I'm also being forced to eat their shilling.
>>738540319it's twitter discourse spilling onto hereI'm not sure why though, ragebait might get you paid there but does absolutely nothing here
>>738528690yemovie is comfy summer kino
>>738540389Oh I'm sooooo sorry to hear that, go ahead and keep bitching at me like it's my fault when this is my first time even opining on the subject.
>>738540319No. You're ignoring the thread. Most people are upset that it is getting a 10/10 when it is not a video game at all but an interactive story experience. It could be a great one, but giving that 10/10 when you basically do nothing in the game is silly.People are then comparing the 10/10 score to other games that they believe offer far superior gameplay or are better representations of GAMES. I think this is a very reasonable and rational position to hold. Every review effects the metacritic/open critic score, and we know companies do use these to measure success, give bonuses, and even if people get to keep their job. It feels disingenuous for IGN to heap so much praise upon this game when they have been on a streak of kind of attacking better games.Was IGN the one that gave Expedition 33 a 6/10? I don't recall, but that is what I mean. E33 is a 6/10 but Mixtape is a 10/10? That is ridiculous. AND YES THE REVIEWS MATTER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>738540478Thanks, I'll check it out
>>738540319Gamergate buckbroke this place so bad that they think that any outlet daring to say X game they haven't heard about is good it HAS to be woke propagandaThe same people spamming Pragmata IGN scores while saying "lolichads won" btw
>>738540319The main character is a bi-to-lesbian so of course /pol/tards are going to shout WOKE WOKE WOKE at it because in their world view lesbians gays ect don't exist.
>>738540520Telltale TWD (S1) got a 9.3. We're supposed to believe that this random shit no one ever heard or cares about, this non-game, is better than this?
>>738540673ironic you say this when journos bring up GG like some catastrophe every year or two, they even did it for the pragmata nonsense controversy
The game plays itself, there are no dialogue options, the game auto paths/auto corrects if you go the wrong way. What is even the point of this "game"? I can have the same experience as someone else so why not just watch someone else play it. The devs are literal 60 IQ
>>738540228>They are judged on the same scaleBut by different standards. Mixtape wouldn't have gotten a 10/10 if it sold itself as an open world adventure game.
>>738540673>Gamergate buckbroke this place so bad that they think that any outlet daring to say X game they haven't heard about is good it HAS to be woke propagandaIndie walking simulators getting a 10 is a massive red flag. When you know it's not deserved, the question arises: "Why?" A game being a progressive darling/woke propaganda is a valid assumption because they usually shill the shit out of those, sometimes seemingly out of pure spite.And by the way, "noticing how corrupt journos are" is not "being buckbroken".
>>738541252It's not even close to a 10/10 by any standard.
>>738517279lmao
>>738541495That's just wrong. By that one particular reviewer's standards it's a 10/10.
>>738517279
>>738540673>>738540872see >>738540520
>>738497309>game doesn’t have fail states and requires no interaction>game is basically a movie>failed Hollywood writers love it2 and 2 make 4
>>738541791>That's just wrong. By that one particular reviewer's standards it's a 10/10.That one particular reviewer is lying.
this is Gone Home all over again and it's even more fun to watch this time now that vidya journalism is widely considered a joke
>>738542436Ah yes, the reviewer is lying about the subjective score he gave it.
>>738540872Correct.
>>738538554It looks like one of those gay interactive movies.
>>738540872Gays and other freaks do sadly excist but they shouldn't
>>738542539yes, he doesn't actually believe what he says and is therefore being dishonest
>Chuds are actually freaking out about fictional kids kissingwhew lad.
>>738542539Are you new to the concept of reviewers giving dishonest scores?
>>738540872So it DOES have lbgqtb++ stuff in it?
>>738542934Nobody actually cares about this.
>>738543126I actually believe the reviewer thinks it's a 10/10.
>>738542934Wait, why are right wingers upset about this?They constantly cry about how women don't dress up as pornstars anymore but then turn around start moralfagging about kissing minigame?
>>738543274It's theoretically possible that the score is honest, if retarded. But he/she/they/it does not deserve the benefit of the doubt.
>>738500637All this reminds me back when Monster Hunter Wilds and Metaphor came out and they sold very well despite being called ‘woke’, ‘anti-chud’, forced DEI’ and “it’ll flop” by online culture war faggots who never played them while actual games that fit these stereotypical labels more like Dustborn, that new Dragon Age and Saints Row Reboot failed miserably.No one is fooled by this anymore with the reviews, these threads and the controversy is a nothing burger as games like this have been around for ages like that Gone Home that got 10/10s (and who talks about that?) and are forgotten quick. It’ll get its 15 minutes of online controversy fame and that’ll be that, everyone will move on.Best thing you can do is ignore it as this won’t go places as people think it will.
>>738543407>Wait, why are right wingers upset about this?It's just a clickbait title, anon. Don't read too much into it. If right wingers cared you'd be seeing outrage threads/posts about it.
FRESH migrate whenever>>738544038>>738544038>>738544038
>>738534324shut up Todd
>>738543581>>All this reminds me back when Monster Hunter Wilds and Metaphor came out and they sold very well despite being called ‘woke’, ‘anti-chud’, forced DEI’It's not that a game being woke means it will necessary flop, it's that we've been gaslit for more than a decade with "no one cares chud, everyone loves DEI actually and you are not the modern audienceTM" when this "modern audience" has always been jewish gaslit, it has never existed. So when a game fails because instead of being a mediocre but soulful game that offered quick fun with interesting pleasant designs, it's picrel, we get satisfaction from our enemies, who chose to become our enemies out of pure anti-Aryan mental illness, none of us ever "bullied" them into becoming this way, failing miserably, because it vindicates that they were filthy fucking liars the entire time while we were correct. No one WANTS it, the minority of people who aren't soulless golems hate it, NPCs tolerate it, but no one likes it. No one who plays any vidya genuinely thinks 90% of Starfield NPCs being aboriginals is a good thing.
>>738502618>ccu = playersyou niggers are actual troglodytes
>pol buzzword diarrheadidn't read
Chuds and troons should just fuck at this point. I'll watch from the cuck chair to be quite frank
