You wouldn’t get it. This is a game for 90’s kids. Those of us who grew up playing outside on our bikes until the streetlights lit up. We knew the first Pokemon rap by heart. If you were cool, we’d tell you the cheat to make Samus naked in Smash Bros 64.The game is peak kino. It deserves a 10/10.
It's no different than Gone Home having a movie ticket for Pulp Fiction just sitting around. Yes, I remember the 90s.No, we didn't all like everything immediately in the 90s.
>>738504959>we had no good games so we walked around outside bored kicking rocks!Weird flex unc
>>738504959Fake nostalgia about imaginary highschool you never had. Persona for westoids.
Wait, this shit has gameplay?
>>738505097>the act of going outside has become an unimaginable luxury and privilege to the zoomoid
>>738504959buy an ad
>>738505223Thread's clearly bait you dumbass.
>>738505097its weird how they had a job of creating a nostalgic 90’s feeling but instead make it the most basic faggot shit. seriously what kind of devs are these fucking creatures
something about this game turns people rabid and causes them to start posting about gays and and lesbians and dei when theres really none of that in the game, just a comfy teenage story. its like trump derangement syndrome but for this game.
Nostalgia-bait is trying to change history in the process of reminding you of your history.You'd be convinced that The Thing (1982) was a beloved sci-fi horror classic if you go by it, when really I remember even in the early 2000s trying to get people to watch The Thing and NOBODY had ever heard of it before. That movie was hated by critics, nobody saw it, and only slowly grew in popularity as word-of-mouth spread, and that took well into the age of the internet to actually start to make people realize that this movie is one of the best horror films ever made.Stranger Things kid having posters for The Thing hanging up made me laugh out loud...
>>738504959I only like 2 school gamesBully and Heigh school hookups
>>738504959Looks woke
>>738505357LiS destroyed the pacific northwest aesthetic.
>>738504959Nothing I hate more than the eternal millennial that thinks he's the eternal gen Xer because the gen Xer thinks he's the eternal boomer. They are all retards with diminishing qualities of life that think the problem with kids nowadays is that they don't go outside enough. Sure, millennial, you were just like the boomer, going outside to play, and buying a used corvette for 152 bucks with that money you made with your summer job pumping gas, going to some concert, driving back home drunk wrecking the car and killing someone and not telling anyone but it's kid's these days that are fucked up.
>>738504959who the fuck was riding a ghetto ass 80s fish shaped skateboard in the 90s
>>738505097You never played outside? How much of a fucking faggot were you?
>>738505601Every problem zoomies have and all their mental illnesses can be cured by just going outside instead of doomscrolling.
All the soilenial garbage always seemed to be aimed at zoomers doe
>>738504959I was born in 94 and this game looks like shit
Looks pretty shit, I don't know who this is for other than maybe zoomers that wish they were millennials you know the kind that buy old consoles and CRTs. Also look at these tags, fuck this game stop shilling it here.
you can always tell when the circletroons have latched onto a game because they feel the need to obnoxiously spam it here for some reason
>>738505940>LGBTQ+game has nothing to do with that, but autists mass tagged the game with it
Boomers were already bitching that we just sat inside playing our Nintendos in the 90s. Then in the next breath they'd shit their pants over some puffed up Inside Edition story or Geraldo piece about kids getting kidnapped and murdered and tell us we needed to stay close to home. The kids that grew up in the late 70s-mid 80s were probably the last batch that actually had that whole free range childhood thing.
I was born in 91 and I barely remember anything about it.
>>738504959Just another pedo game about hypersexualized teenagers
>>738506114This isn't Euphoria.
>>738504959I grew up in the 90's I hate this and the faggots who made it
>>738505940Tags are community driven.
Young people are always confused by the fact that most of us got new consoles like 2 years after they had already been released. Like they think it's weird that someone played a SNES or Genesis until like 1996/7 when they finally got a PS1.
>>738506054The protag is a lesbian.
>>738504959>Gay ass name.>Probably gay ass characters>IGN high score.Immediately dropped.
It's gay so /pol/ I mean /v/ will hate it
My headcannon is the resident schizo who was having a melty all week over Motorslice was a troon that didn't like a new game getting all this attention a week prior to their astroturfed game's debut.
Spiderverse-style animation is ultrafaggy. One of the worst influences in visual style in recent years.
>>738504959>This is a game for 90’s kids.lmfao, what? this game is for zoomers only. wtf are you talking about?
>>73850495910/10 bros
>>738504959>playing outside on our bikes until the streetlights lit uptake me back…take me back…please lord take me back…
just fyi you're not a fucking 90s kid if you were born in the mid 90s tired of this zoomer pysop you don't remember shit about the 90s faggot
>>738505357People are resentful that their free time is spent 90% behind a screen doomscrolling social media or watching slopflix. Anything that reminds them of how good life used to be causes a mental crashout
>>738506689you guys are so bad at this holy shit
>>738506290who told you that?
>cd player attached to beltwho did this? did anyone do this? a tape player sure. that disc would be unplayable after walking around for a day
if you were a teen in the 90s you're gen x tho
>annapurna jew shill movie gameNo wonder Im seeing shills everywhere
>>738504959>If you were cool, we’d tell you the cheat to make Samus naked in Smash Bros 64.SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!
>>738506583>This is worthy of a 10/10 but IGN seethes at Stellar Blade by showing skin
>>738506743electronic skip protection (ESP) buffers the music so you can jog or workout with them
>>738504959KYS Faggot. SAGE. Nigger tranny kike mods tongue my anus and WILL be DOOXED(in Minecraft)if they ban me again. Try me faggots.
>>738506763projecting zoomer. your entire life is shilling and consooming
This is not even a game, there is no "gameplay", you are just watching pretend gameplay while press just the direction button, it is borderline fraudulentLiterally just watch a 90's movie
>>738505601Millennials are the last generation with cord phones in their kitchens whose parents forced them to go outside all summer
>>738505357The MCs are lesbian you disingenuous fucking heeb. Get brained.
>>738506803>>738506890Wait is this actually all there is to he gameplay
>>738506763And you will never be a woman.
>>738506803That looks like shit
When did /v/ become such a normie shithole?
>>738506925https://x.com/ChristinaTasty/status/2052842068465078617This bitch sums up pretty well. All the flair, all the parkour, it all happens automatically, you have no control whatsoever even in hte direction.Think about a chase scene in a movie that you need to hold the play button to go forward, that's basically the "gameplay"; I was baited into this FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GARBAGE thinking it would be a fun parkour game, but it is a lie. This shit is fucking fraudulent
>>738507068>normiego back
>>738507105Go dilate
>>738507081Yeah, people buy reviews too
>>738506806This and other faggot-coded media like BG3 and CP2077 is always fine, media that targets the Great Satan (straight white male) is not.
>>738507081im so tired of garbage games getting praised just because they have dykes in them
>>738506827that's actually pretty impressive, didn't know about that. my experience with cd players were cheap and shitty ones and old car players etc.
>>738506806It was more that it sucked. Go back and read it.
How does a game get a 10/10 if there's no gameplay
>>738507081You're agreeing with a Transbian freak because it suits your agenda
I don't know if the characters are gay but something about this art style makes me feel like it is. I don't know what it is exactly but this style and setting feels so generic and corporate. It doesn't come from anyone's real experiences or artistic vision, but an amalgamation of similar games and movies.
>>738506803This looks fun though
>>738507081Who the fuck cares as long as it's an interesting and engaging time? Do you also shit your fucking diaper and throw a tantrum when you watch a film because it's not a game?
>>738507185it is brave and stunning, anon. no game has ever had lesbians in it. especially not in the past decade.
Are the protags actually gay or not? Whether I buy this for my nephew depends entirely on that
I like how rather than these threads be about how retarded it is for this movie game to get hyped by journos, it's just been mostly zoomers vs. millennials
>>738507203I kind of like it, but I dont know what to call it.>>738507196That drawing, actual lol
>>738507289Another successful psyop by mossadIf zoomers and millennial fight eachother, boomers feel safe.Zoomers and millennial should unite in their hate of boomers, who actually ruined their lives
>>738507287Do you want to buy your nephew a gay game to groom him, you sicko?
>>738507270>>738507196>>738507068uh oh, melty.
>>738507365OK tranny
>>738507173
>>738505893It's shit but you're not a 90's kid, you're a 2000s kid. It's your formation years the ones that define what decade you're a kid from, when you're building your own identity.
>>738507270>ermmmm chuddie, you're losing your mind because the >game doesn't actually engage with its medium, therefore you'd le shit your pants le piss and le cry because a movie is as non-interactive as it's supposed to be compared to a game>hrm hrm hrm i'm so smart, this somehow made sense in my head
>>738507427The point is that they used it as a selling point and not the game itself.
>>738507196As long as the nigga is not having sex with males, he is alright in my book. God can forgive him>>738507270If there's no gameplay, it is no engaging, it is not a game, my input changes nothing, and I would be rather watching a movie, with better pacing, who doesn't force me to press buttons to continue.Diferent artforms have different standards of quality. A game with no gameplay is as bad as a movie with no images, you took away the core of what makes it unique as an artform. It is trash, it is lame, and they are made by LOSERS who wish they were filmmakers but failed at that.If you make games like this, you SUCK. First you sucked as a film maker, because you failed at making one. And now, you suck as a videogame developer, because you made a piece of crap. Now please, kill yourself. I refunded that garbage, (Thanks, Gaben) and I blacklisted everyone who talked good things about it in order to not fall for the same bait
>>738507427Reminder one of these French faggots had a mental breakdown and said Stellar Blade was killing real women, and it was so bad IGN France had to make a public apology
>>738504959I can't stand the animation for the characters. Having them move at like 10 FPS when the rest of the world is moving fine, just looks so bad and jarring. I don't even care that it's inspired by the Spiderverse movies, I don't like those movies either.
>>738506583no way this shit is real it can't be
>>738507507>>738507471do not engage in good faith with the gcj troon. it is just here to farm screencaps. they are the ones spamming these threads
>>738507361>BBC*yew seckoh, innit.
>>738507537At least those movies are movies.What exactly is stopping hacks like the devs of this turd to just make a movie, and distribute somewhere? The french make innovative low budget animations but with retarded 2deep4u stories, why can't americans?
>>738505080>Games massively leap in quality and performance every year >Have attention span to enjoy the most minute details >Landmark franchises release every monthYeah that is a flex alphanigger. Hit me up for pocket change when retirement hits btw, we both know you can't afford to save for it :)
Of course journos gave it perfect scores, they don't even have to touch the controller
>>738506583There is a button to stop this. Meaning you could keep this going for as long as you want. This is what gamers want. Someone, somewhere, out there had the most violent jackoff session in this solar system because of this. Makes ya think.
>>738504959We grew up watching the media from that time period atleast, we were still bathing in the glow of the 90s t.1994
>>738507574My posts would never appear in a reddit screencap like farm because I use argumentation on them. Those "people", if you can even call redditors that, are looking for low hanging fruits to post there and ridicule, they don't want to actually be challenged in their safe bubble of sycophants
>>738504959>make a video games for people who didn't play video games in the 90sNo this is for zoomers who wished they lived in the 90s where playing video games is the last resort for entertainment.
>>738507537The spiderverse trend drives me up the wall. Worse than realistic panic attacks.
80s nostalgia was done to death, so they must be onto 90s now
>>738504959most of what you said isn't represented in game
>>738504959The 90s had actual gameplay.
>>738507507A story-based game can still have interactive elements and take advantage of the medium while having very minimal actual gameplay (honestly, that's usually for the better as the 'gameplay' is typically low quality filler).Also, there is nothing that inherently makes film, TV, or anime better at telling a story than gaming.
>>738507740I'm also from 1994 and I fucking hated the fact that some boomer somewhere had it's say on what I was supposed to watch, and when. Television sucked, and grunge was manufactured garbage that MTV simply decided to shove down my throat. In fact, I fucking loved the internet from the start, I would wait hours to download 45mb dragon ball episodes, so I woulldn't have to wait in front of the TV for an specific time, having to watch ads, with stuff being censoredThe world nowadays is GREAT, and I will fight anyone who says otherwiseI hate how covid killed alternative nightclubs though, they never came back to it's full glory
>Gratuitous inside mouth part of the game where you can make two minors french kiss as long as you want Lul if something like this was in an Eastern game these journos would be having mass meltdowns
>>738507748>>738507507>>738507471>IS THAT A VIDEOGAME THAT FOCUSES ON STORY AND ISN'T JUST BING BING WAHOO NEW HIGH SCORE!!??>AAAIIIIIEEEE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!You can enjoy both believe or not
>>738506054Game had to bend the knee to lgbt and first nations propaganda to receive funding from the Australian government. It doesn't have to be overtly represented in game for me to not buy it. It's in the credits also
This game, like life is strange, appeals aesthetically to non-binary progressive feminist lesbians, no wonder IGN and every other gaming media outlet gave it a good score. These people are pretentious and obnoxious, they should go back to making indie art films instead of ruining gaming.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1t74c2e/hardcore_gamers_when_game_is_not_aaaa_liveservice/
>Circlejerktroons are the ones shilling this slop here
>>738507748Is there something about autism where they think because it's titled videogame that it has to be 100% gameplay? Like you're fine with a movie, and you're fine with a game, but a game that is primarily movie but benefits from being a game throughout interactive parts and player choice is now... irredeemable trash? It just doesn't make sense to the non-autistic mind.
>>738508106The industry is in a story state when live service has more gameplay than this movie game. Nobody should be surprised that journalists give a high rating to a game they barely have to play
>>738508097Life is strange is actually good tho
>>738508106>redditors unironically use “chud” nowwhen exactly did the rest of the internet become 4chan adjacentI want to fucking die
>>738507937If there's no interactivity, then it is not a fucking game. You must have choice, and your choices must matter at least on short term. That's why I like the first Life is Strange, you can do stuff that is specific to the videogame medium there, like making an absurd choice, laughing at the consequences, then come back. You felt like your input was important there>Also, there is nothing that inherently makes film, TV, or anime better at telling a story than gaming.There is, it's called story pacing, and objective. You write a scene for a movie, TV, or anime, and you have to think about lenght, about angle, about photography, how you set that up, the emotional timing, and so on. And in a videogame those things are always affected by the gameplayBut, there are things that makes videogames tell stories better than those mediums, and it is the interactivity, because your choices and your actions are reflecting on the screen, it's easier to project yourself on the story and make it more personal. BUT THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IF GAMEPLAY IS NON EXISTENT. YOU NOW HAVE THE WORST OF TWO WORLDS, THAT ARE ONLY PLEASANT TO FUCKING MONGRELS WHO NEVER WATCHED A NON-BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE OR ENJOYED MOVIES AS AN ARTFORM, AND HELL, CAN'T ENJOY GAMES AS AN ARTFORM EITHER BECAUSE THEY THINK GAMEPLAY IS OPTIONAL
i don't hate this, i just don't care. it looks like something that isn't going to tell me, or remind me, of a single thing i haven't already acknowledged as a 32 y/o. if you need this game to remember "a simpler time" you are cooked. if you don't remember a simpler time (you're a mid-late zoomer) you are a cooked. sorry this is objective truth. millennial uncs won the battle of the sovl.
>>738508305if that's what you think. I don't agree.
>>738508394cold hard trvke
>>738506803This has to be some psyop. A huge amount of effort has been put exclusively into creating this 'comfy neighborhood', that seems to be trying to be some kind of "Stranger Things, but 90s" (and I saying as someone who loves Stranger Things season 1).Its fucking weird, because zoomers seem to fetishize stuff like lofi analog horror and 80s vaporwave, and shit like that. Nobody who lived then liked VHS *because* it sometimes looked fuzzy or feels nostalgic over that, rather video tapes were fully functional things that looked fine, actually continue to look fine to this day (I have a working VHS player and old tapes with barely any issues) and any flaws were just annoyances.This similarly fetishizes running around randomly and bumping into cars and shit, because weren't those times just so crazy and nostalgically dangerous, and not the point where parents became obsessed with stranger danger and safety?
i skateboarded and kissed girls and drank and had a normal/great childhood and teenage experience but i still won't play this because it looks boring
>>738508379>If there's no interactivity, then it is not a fucking gameAll games (including VNs and walking sims and moviegames) have some form of interactivity.Interactivity is not limited to only player choice and branching paths.>then it is not a fucking game.And if it's not... who cares? Why are you so obsessed with titles autismo? >you have to think about lenght, about angle, about photography, how you set that up, the emotional timing, and so on.Same thing applies to a game btw, it can be from gameplay OR from the developer setting a scripted scene in such a way for effect. Either one is valid, just different design approaches.
>>738508480good goy
>>738506803It's funny that by making this sped up, it hides how shit the slow animations look and therefore looks better.
>>738508243A movie is well directed and wouldn't have overly long scenes with no cuts where nothing useful is happening like the turd in here have, that serve no purpose other than bait people into thinking there's some parkour style gameplay there.Cinematic movies are the worst of two worlds. I like movies, I like games, but I don't like the bad mixture. This shit is like a tricicle, without the comfort and security of a car, but also without the advantages of a motorcycle like lane splitting. It is for the disabled, or worse, midwit low IQ mongrels that want to play badass but are too cucked to ride a bike. Same shit with cinematic movies, you suck at videogames, you don't understand the appeal of interactivity, but you are also too pea brained to enjoy a good movie.
>>738508636sorry for not consuming the video game
>>738507230There is no gameplay, it ain't a sidescroller parkour like I thought, the person is pressing nothingI also thought it looked fun, but this shit is fucking fraudulent
>unironically linking fucking reddit
>>738504959>We knew the first Pokemon rap by heart.I'll grant you everything else, but I thank god that I was never this much of a faggot.
@738508926tranime
>>738508394 Nostalgia is fine in small doses, but i cant vibe with people that constantly consume it. It's so fucking annoying, yeah growing up then into the 00s was rad. But people need to shut the fuck up about it sometimes
>>738509079I'll never get over how cool it was to see video games and other things advance. You'd be stoked for the new Gen to see what's new, and how much the graphics improved.
>>738508645>like the turd in here havePoop colored person detected
>>738508942Never was a huge fan of Pokémon, I stole a kids binder that had Japanese hollowgraphics and a whole bunch of other cards. My dad had to be a pussy and had me give it back. Like all real 1st gen pokemon.>what about your closetGod damnit
>>738508106Of course those seething retards are rallying behind this shallow twee slop.>>738509079You know I bet a lot of people felt the same way about 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s nostalgia wank too.>>738509156Booting up my DS for the first time and seeing 3D graphics on a pocket-sized handheld blew my mind as a kid.
>>738508645>write retarded ESL babble>I put le pichur of persun hold champain glas, dat meens I smart!Nope, you're still a smelly brown retard
>>738509306Of course they did
>>738509338I speak four languages, and you speak only english and AAVE. Trust me, I don't think you're a very smart cookie
>>738509267>I stole a kids binder that had Japanese hollowgraphics and a whole bunch of other cards.>My dad had to be a pussy and had me give it backYou are a nigger and your dad should have beaten the living shit out of you.
>>73850757410/10 game indeed
>>738508357they were the original ones who came up with "chud" as an insult. we started using it ironically.
new game dropped which let's you argue more about politics on /v/? Oh great, marathon was getting old
>>738509441He was a theif too, probably was more bummed out it's put it in an obvious place than anywhere smart. Bed, drawers, closet, all typical. Should have really hid it in the shed. Those cards are worth serious money now.
>>738506743You are 100% correct.While ESP certainly was a thing, that became more effective over time, it was hardly utilised mostly out of fear that it would damage the discs and it's entirely why MP3 players killed off CDs overnight. They have it entirely backwards, in that a musically obsessed teenager would actually be taking the utmost care around the discs and take measures to avoid discs getting damaged, rather than listening to the CD player grind them at the slightest bump but still having music play uninterrupted.
>>738505357>>738508097>>738507275The game would've been better if it actually had lesbians in it though
>>738507365you forgot to add "rent free"
>>738505357Woke is dead, the culture warriors are running out of targets so now they're moving onto making shit up to get mad about.
>>738509669I remember having those cd players, the esp was nice but a lot of them were drop sensitive and could easily break. The all had flimsy hinges. One drop could break it and even send the cd flying out to get fucked up. Sony was the worst, Panasonic was better
>>738508480Israel's greatest solider right here
why 90's kids feel so special? third world gen Z had the same experience.
This type of shit along with other media like Stranger Things serves only as nostalgiabait for the type of developmentally stunted woke Millenial who longs for their childhood days since their politics have ruined the modern western world, but they don't actually want their childhood days without injecting their gayass politics into it since the 80's and 90's were a bit to homophoberino for their heckin' tastes.I hate this type of slop more than anything. I'm from '93, and if I could go back I would but only for the lack of retarded leftism and less government surveillance on my fucking computers.
>>738504959>This is a game for 90’s kidsSo literal manchild
>>738505097Sounds good enough
I graduated high school in the 90s and it was literally the best time imaginable. Just like the movies
>>738509802please explain to me what is israeli about playing outside and hanging out
Feels like reviewers are giving this a 10/10 to see if they still have influence in gaming and make this game a hit. Let's see what happens in a month
>>738509836Americans just have to be the loudest primadonnas with how desperate they are for attention. Their individualism philosophy dictates they are special since the moment they were born (it's just CIA programming)
>>738506583Holy based, waifu gachaslop devs should take notes
>>738507230It looks fun until you realize you don't have to press a single button in that whole sequence. I don't know why they made this a game instead of a movie, honestly.
>>738509896Literally what jews what their goys to do instead of staying inside and playing video games.
>>738509836Because they get really egotistical being the "last generation" to experience and actual childhood. Which doesn't mean anything thing you could have an actual childhood at anytime before that. It really gassed them up and gave them this egotistical almost narcissistic additude. I'm one myself, but I don't really care.
>>738509896>playing outside and hanging outNothingDrinking the liquid jew and engaging with 3DPD however...
>>738509852Seems like everyone else is doing fine to me.
>>738509973i thought they wanted us to be alone and sad like you>>738509995alright man
>>738505357i just think it looks like a lame ass sissy boy game for trannies and fat women.
>>738509995You're a fucking retard.
>>738510064Shalom
>>738506803For a 90's based game this just feels like 80's shit all over again...
>>738504959I don't play games with ugly MCs, simple as that
>>738509616You're still a nigger but I'm sorry about your dad since you said "was"
>>738510060Thank life ia strange for this bullshit. They did it right and spawned so many half ass copycats.
>>738504959yeah the vibe is unmatched
>>738504959This game feels spiritually vegan.
More like goytapehttps://x.com/BlueThunderReal/status/2052762471203795222?s=20
>>738510101I just cant fathom how you think going outside, going out and doing things is jewish>>738510197Hey, I was just a kid. Kids do stupid things.
yeah yeah the game isn't made for y'allget over it
>teens in the 90syeah those aren't millennials
>>738504959Is this game legitimately woke or are people just freaking out because it's pretentious?
>>738506583I've recently played Dead Space 1 and 2 and nothing in those gore infested games comes even close to disgusting as this scene>>738507549It's real alright. You also get to control both tongues with your controller sticks
>>738509423And yet you're forced to communicate in English because no one of relevance gives a single fuck about the third world monkey babble sounds you can make. LOL
>>738504959>already 10% offAnother journo bait that inevitably flops huh
>>738510376a lot of woke people are hating on it for being overplayed tired nostalgia slop
>>738510294>how you think going outside, going out and doing things is jewishIt's not? It only applies when you do degen shit. I have plenty of memories myself of riding bikes around, playing in the woods, doing Pokemon shit with the neighborhood kids, etc.
>>738510376it's a short 3 hour game about 3 teenagers having one last day and going to a party before leaving their small town. It's set in the 90s, there's nothing woke about it. It's one of those short narrative games.
>>738505620This site used to be for retarded autismoid shutins man
>>738510437Yeah, that's what we've been saying
>>738510294>Kids do stupid things.Being proud of it as an adult and thinking your dad was a pussy for making you give it back is what makes you a nigger
>>738508357>when exactly did the rest of the internet become 4chan adjacentat least 8-10 years ago when people started calling others "chad"
ok faggots explain the silent moment between kyle and slater at the party. it lasted way too long. they are closet fags arent they?
>>738507081>gacha tier gameplayLMAO
>>738507196>a broken clock is right twice a day>THAT MEANS YOU ALIGN WITH THE SUBHUMAN WASTE OF SPACE!
>>738510492which doro is this suppose to be
>>738505893You a zoomer who was too young to even remember 90s
>>738510659Zoomers were born in 97, retard-kun.
>resetera, gaming circlejerk and twitter tourists think they fit in while sucking off a faggy "game" that got rated 10/10 by game journalist faggotsFuck off, all of you. Why are you even here? You hate this site and we hate you. Go suck dicks on your normalfag social media.
>>738510415Only in english I would find people talking about such a bad "game" though
>californian faggots going "OH MY SCIENCE MUH 90's!!!!!" when back in the 90's people were normal and healthy minded and it was okay to call people nigger faggotslmao>>738506583Burgers?
i experienced young love and friendship so i am the only person itt who can say with authority that this game looks bad
>>738504959beep beep, cracker.
>>738510540Pokéman was gay
>>738510931No it wasnt.
>>738510969It was and you're still a nigger
>>738511025Whatever
>>738511001Yes, it was. Sorry faggot.
>>738510763Who actually is though? We're all ripping on it
>>738510954>smooth camera movement>low fps stuttery animationsIn retrospect, Spiderverse was fucking cancer. Now every faggot hack thinks he can make stuttery slideshow "animation" and it's going to be heccin epic.
>>738506803All this needs is fail states. Just have the character face plant when fucking up, game calls you shit, level restarts.There, I fixed your little runner game
>>738511185Lol
>>738510489Yeah, I'm sure this is why it made game journalists cream their pants. Because there's nothing woke or faggy about it.
just *clap* watch *clap* a *clap* Goofy *clap* Movie *clap*
>>738506803Fuck, i want to listen to this with audio. If they dont even slightly reference Raising Arizona with this then its an ever shittier "game"
>>738506054The protag is a lesbian you stupid fucking retardTheres even a disgusting kissing minigame between two lesbosAnd there are lots of blacks in the game, something the typical white suburban person rarely see while growing up the 90s
>>738511537>rarely seeNope
>>738511537>lesbianShe literally talks about her boyfriend in the first 10 mins of the game lmao >lots of blacksoh okay you didnt play the game.
>>738511537>the typical white suburban person rarely see while growing up the 90sLMAOing@Zoomer. You werent there. We saw them, they just weren't caricatures of black people, rather actual humans. kys
>>738511587If you are a white person born in the 90s and you saw plenty of blacks growing up, your childhood is shit and you dont miss a single second of it.
>>738511658Nog spottedKill yourself
>>738511696Yeah, youre just talking shit.
>>738506803Woah, the Ferris Bueller running home scene. That's really 90's
>>738511730You should go live in Africa stupid fuckPlenty of blacks there you can be friends with
normies getting into gaming was a mistake
Woah look at that movie 'game'
>>738510492not reallyt. remembers this site in the 00's
>>738506803Pepsiman did it better.
>>738511793But Ferris Bueller was an 80s movie
>>738512045Between trusting you and the developers of Mixtape... I'm going with the developers of Mixtape
>>738507574This has more upboats than the game has players.
>>738505078no one remembers Gone Home unc
>>738512462Gone Home Unc was one of my favorites
>>738505357It's probably zoomies seething that a game for millennials just costs about 20$
>>738504959>coming of age storywhat a fucking cringeeven back then I couldn't tolerate any story like this
>>738513087>even back then I couldn't tolerate any story like thisSame.I have never cared for "coming of age" stories. Unless that "coming of age" story is about young men being sent to war or something. But stories about angsty teenagers and their trivial relationship dramas and discovering sex is so fucking boring to me and was even when I was an actual teenager coming of age.
>>738505620Do you know where you are?
>>738510603So you're a tranny
>>738506583Absolutely VILE
>>738510763But anon they need to make money & engagewment out of here!
>>738510954>It's another teenager story but with "LE WACKY SUPAPOWAH!?!?!?!?!?"So... generic
>>738513087>>738513234This
>>738504959Alt kids in the 90's didn't dress like that.
It's a litmus test.Basically, anyone who likes mixtape- you never need to consider their opinions ever again.
>>738510575Nah, more like Kyle's remembering that's how it felt like when everything was at its peak with his friends at the ritz and relates it to Van. Van's the Man.
>>738513973We did tie a flannel around the waist a lot. And doc martins were big. That's about it. Rest of it is off.
>>738505080we had no pc's/consoles or our parrents would higly restricted our pc/console time a weekbecause games back then were that good and adictive>>738504959>/tvthis is not even a video game, its a 3 h long movie that you have to sometimes click on the controller or else it will pauseat this point just make animated moviebut of course the writers are hollywood rejects wanabe filmmakers so they infested gaming none of it feel like 90s,90s were : big tits, athletic bodies, good looking cars that would not break, cheap fast food, self repaircaable stuf and cars, good comercials in tv, bullying being normal, parents being harsh on kids (haraher than now)
i'm a 90s kid but my retarded parents sent me to all black schools so i have no idea what it is like to have had a childhood with humans.
>>738506583i bet zoomies and gen alpha are even more turned off by this than milenialsthey always complain about sex scenes being out of the place and mood ruining in cinema
I just want something as comfy as Life is Strange 1. Does it fill that niche?
>>738514230That's the fucking point of the scene. It's to make zoomers associate any form of affection with disgust and think of that as a 'millennial thing' t odo.
>>738504959It's a 10/10 for me simply for being the one game that is not a solutshit.
>>738514116They should be wearing cargo pants, baggy clothing and backwards caps, this looks like they're still listening to stomp clap hey from the early '10s
>>738504959>Millennials starting to sound like gen xDoes this curse truly come for all generations? I hope it doesn't happen to me.
>>738514438Don't forget the wallet chains.
>>738504959I'm literally a 90's kid. this game is ass
>>738504959This shit will come and go just like that other 90s nostalgia slop from a couple months ago, that they tried to astroturf into the next Live is Strange. Lost Records: Bloom & Rage was it? Enjoy these threads while they last.
>>738512462Only because the game went by so fast.
>>738504959why are these games always about girls?
>>738504959ngl everything about it looks gay and cringe.
>>738515067It's for millennial troons to live out their past as the cute girl they always wanted to be.
>>738507450the early 00s and late 90s were essentially the same.
>>738506583How many wikipedia links does it take to get to Israel from this game?
>>738506583Uhmm how old are they again
>>738506583Manmade horrors comes to mind>>738506803Heavy rain with it's comical failed QTEs during chases had a million times more soul than this slop
>>7385152471. published by Annapurna Interactive2. The company was founded in 2016 as a division of Annapurna Pictures3. Annapurna Pictures, LLC is an American independent media company founded by Megan Ellison 4. Ellison was born in Santa Clara County, California, the daughter of Oracle Corporation co-founder and chairman, multibillionaire Larry Ellison. Her father is of Jewish and Italian descent
>>738504959I am a millenial and the game is NOTHING like my childhoodIt's a glorified, gay, fake retelling of the world we grew up inShameless historical revisionism and propagandaOnly people who hate the past will feel nostalgia for this
I was born in 88 and I'm not touching this shit with a ten foot polehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pa6SGYWADUThe 90s were the consumerist decade
>>738504959I can tell by looking at the picture the idiots who made this have no clue how people dressed in the 90s. This screams as zoomers nostalgic for a time they never experienced.
>>738504959I'm a 90s kid, but this game looks like it was made by reddit trannies. I can only assume it has a woke story that would have been out of place back in the actual 90s. Perhaps I've become cynical? Am I wrong?
>>738515378Fucking hell
>>738515721It's the same nostalgia-bait LGBTQIAIDBSHS+ woke bullshit that's been releasing for the last 15 years
>>738504959They always have to resort to suburbs and small towns when they wank over their 90s nostalgia slob. I wonder why..
OP's description is more for something like - https://store.steampowered.com/app/2839280/NatsuMon_20th_Century_Summer_Kid/ . >MixtapeAll right, guess I'm going to have to pirate this shit. I'm thinking this is sort of a next generation "life is strange" type of thing. Being 80s born its possible they could nail the feel of it, but it seems to be depicting more the stereotypical 90s teenage experience as shown on TV at the time a la "American Pie", trying to get booze and go to a party, or the delinquency etc. The music appears to be decent, the rest I'd have to see how much of the story (or gameplay) gets the vibe right. Some things like the >Not-Slurpeemachines seem to be decent. Being in high school in the late 90s I'm curious how much it will be >the surreal dreams of actual youth at the time vs >youth as depicted by TV/movies of that era as the two were often quite different. The amount of people (especially from outside the US) who asked me if Varsity Blues or American Pie were reminiscent of a typical American youth were significant. Note that this is not the first time such things have happened. Some anons may remember something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMcV-NikwFk, which was a depiction of youth in the mid 70s.
>>738504959videogames?
I think Cassandra is cute
>>738504959This is just imaginary 90s for lesbians and troons.
>>738516239Videogames are outdated and gameplay is an unnecessary, frustrating aspect of digital, interactive expieriences. Grow up, kid.
>>738505097Persona has gameplay. This shit is a 3 hour movie
>soundtrack includes iconic bands and artists such as Devo, Smashing Pumpkins, Iggy Pop, Joy Division, Roxy Music, and many morewhat does 'indie game' even mean anymore bro
>>738516683>Persona has gameplay.LolLmao
>>738516835more gameplay than this, yeah
>>738506827that shit never worked well.the buffer was overall pretty short so if you stayed in motion it would still skip.
How is this different from Faggotjima's Death Stranding where he just made a shitty visualizer for his Spotify Playlist and called it a videogame
>>738516760
>>738516646it really belongs in /tv/, not even exagerrating, input or no input, the outcome is always the same
>>738508243kys
Am I going fucking insane or is there literally not a single thing in this "love letter to the 90s" game that actually feels like or resembles the 90s? Was anyone involved in this game actually alive or in the US during the 90s? What the fuck is going onThis looks like something made for and by people whose only exposure to 80s/90s America is Stranger Things fake nostalgia >brown filter tumblr autumn vibes that were popularized during the 2010s>rural town full of diversity and LGBT people (whose worship was popularized during the 2010s)>American Northwest obsession (popularized during the 2010s)>Spider-Slop choppy animation (popularized during the 2010s)>gay abstract melodramatic moviegame visuals and mechanics like the stupid floating scenes (popularized during the 2010s)Genuinely what the fuck in this is supposed to make you think of the 90s?
>>738506583>Has underage lesbians tongue kissing>Game journalists love itThey just can't help but out themselves
>>738504959i'm a skateboard weed walkman 90’s kid and it's gay af
>>738510617ump45
>>738517204It's indie devs who were born in the mid to late 90s, now projecting their modern hipster faggotry onto a decade they were barely part of. Happened to the 80s, will eventually happen to the 2000s as well.
>ITT russian bots and hillbilly redneck boomers who never lived in real parts or non inbred towns of the US during the 90s.
>>738504959>90sYou mean tranny gay ass faggotry
>>738517137>cinema ticket price>3 hours long>zero interactivity100% right. I'm gonna report all mixtape threads as off-topic. This shit just ain't vidya.
>>738504959Did you have a blast, tho?
>>738517204It's just another standard attempt to rewrite history. Honestly, when I watch shows from the 90s and early 2000s today, it feels like a different world due to how much frog boiling we've been through.
Most of the posts about this game are ignoring the fact that it has a massive licensed soundtrack, which is the reason it's getting 10s. It's a long music video for all the music it's target audience loved, like the guardians of the galaxy movies.it's just nostalgia-wanking to the max.
>>738517759Ironically, that's probably why it sold so poorly, because streamers avoid copyrighted music, and zoomers only buy slop that streamers play.
>>738517913would you watch an MTV broadcast for 4 hours with the music replaced by royalty-free songs that didn't match the visuals?it's not really a game
>>738510598gachas have way way way more gameplay than this.
>>738518294>gachas have way way way more gameplay than this.Delusional
>>738518507its a fact
>>738517204Obviously an accurate portrayal of 90s culture is not political compatible with this day and age.We're talking about a time where the term "faggot" was casually thrown about in even children's media because openly being against faggots was the sentiment of the majority of people and was perfectly okay back then. Population replacement was only in its early days so there wasn't a lot of diversity and it was perfectly okay to be wary of foreigners.
how are game journolgroids still allowed to live
>>738510954explain why this is supposed to be bad
I feel bad for gen alpha and zoomer for never living in the golden age of humanity.
>>738504959fuck off. there's nothing "90s" in this kusoge. 90s had peak culture, both west and japan. this shit is zoomer coded and looks as ugly and soulless as spiderman 3d cartoons.
>>738505203thats pretty fucking sad
>>738509995>engaging with 3DPDLiterally the least pro-Isreal thing you can do, though only if you're white.
>>738512043correct. pepsiman was an actual game. inputs mattered and it had actual fail states. this clip is of the "player" literally touching nothing. the "game" just automatically completes itself.
>>738509969The same reason why most westoids get into the industry, it's a fallback after they fail to get a job in the movie industry.
>>738506803YOOO. Metro cross 2 is out?https://youtu.be/tyTHqUgqu3k?si=KZFJSnCAzFRPOmAE>>738519764>the "game" just automatically completes itself.That's what journos think peak gameplay is
>/v/: I do not Care about game>Bump limit thread n 494
>>738504959this game is 500lbs life-phobic and ableist
>>738505357>uh ackchually you can't call it gay and retarded because no one in the game is homosexual or disabledStop being such a faggot, you gay retard.
Soooo did they scissor?
I wasn't playing outside on my skateboard in the 90's. I was playing video games, and watching the Simpsons...I went outside when I was forced outside.Also, CDs were out.
>>738517204>make you think of the 90sWhile we're on the topic, what media best represents the 90s, the actual 90s, not Hollywood's version of life?Just spitballing here:>Clerks>Kids (1995)>Falling Down>Trainspotting (for the UK)>Malcolm in the Middle>Hoop Dreams>Downtown (1999 MTV animated series)
>>738521583Picket Fences.Every other day a half naked middle-aged woman offered me video games, cake and her body. Apparently happened to all my friends all the time too. Frankly, I'd fucked enough middle-aged women to last a lifetime by the time I was 16.
>>738504959What's with leftie millenials and their obsession for the 90s? It's funny how they seem to idealize that time period so much but then they are a big reason as to why western pop culture has degraded so much over the years
>>738510954>Doood mindless destruction eroding the nice high trust society the lived in.Fucking genx faggots.
sounds good until you notice the characters being wokeslob101
>>738504959This is the most shallow experience you could possible conceive of. It's like a playable Sprite commercial
I dont care for all this nostalgia and I was alive back then. Let's move forward as a planet.
>>738506803???????
everyone in this game looks like projared
>>738521583
>>738506583>A>That's EnoughKek
>>738517417flat women are beautiful
I don't remember faggots being accepted in the 90s, where's the accuracy?
>>738527597It's not that fags weren't as accepted, it's just they were more quiet and chill to be with. Social media was our modern day holocaust (but real this time)
>”game” with no gameplay and strong hipster vibes comes out and gets glazed to hell and back by journalists>at the same time people are shitting on and white knighting Anita Sarkessian
