URATCO
Why contain it?
That's a lotta rats
>>738505217I take it he was a acheeseable?
>>738507595I can't believe I laughed at this.
>>738505217#1: That’s cheddar
>>738505217No, Savage
>>738508140This cheese... the cheesiness is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
Two words: Cheese
CHEESE. Might be useful.
>>738509002You were just a prototype, Denton, a prototype for CHEESE
>set deusex.jcdentonmale bcheatsenabled true>spawnmass rat 100>spawnmass cat 100>spawnmass dog 100Now we're playing
>>738508140#2: That's cheddar.Cheddar built into the system.
when did they stop putting rats in games?
>>738510302give me the gep gun
>>738505238Me.
>>738505217Is this a heckin immersive sim like Thief or Bioshock?
>>738508140>>738510667do you have a single rat to back that up?
>>738512957The GEP Gun takedown is always the most silent way to eliminate Manderley.
OMG JC: A CHEESE
>>738515746JESUS CHEESE DENTON
My whiskers are augmented
need more rats
>>738515746What a shame.He was a good man...What a rodent way to die
*cough*
>>738505217What a ratting way to die
>Tastes like rat piss.>Never tried it.
MODS THEY'RE POSTING RATS
>>738516769Careful, might catch the virus.
>>738516841You are a small, prowling mouse. And dumb like a mouse.
>game is full of rats>has special rat - cat - dog AI dynamic>lots of quotes about rats, including their urine>had a cut mission involving a man named Rat King who led an army of rats>game's creator later gets his dream job making Mickey Mouse RPGsWhat was Warren trying to tell us?
>RATLANDER WOMAN
>Soon I will be pure rat! Pure cheddar! Cheesios and I... Ha-ha-a-a! While the Brieluminati cower in the shadows>You will be the supreme cheddar, the encheesed one.
>>738505238I had to clean another dead rat out of my yard today. I think some animal is dumping them there.
>Bitch I ain't going back to lab
finally a good thread
OH YUMYEA
> Camembert, start talking
>>738517774Reminded me of stray cat that I used to feed. He sometimes 'gifted' me with a dead rat or bird on my doorstep and the cat waited nearby making sure no other creatures would take the carcass away
>>738518304You should have taken the cat in. Sounds nice.
>>738516986>I WANTED MOZZARELLA>It gave me Parmesan
>>738518304what a shamewhat a ratty way to die
>>738518538top jej
Chuck E Cheese, in the da fwesh.
>>738505217I wanted gouda cheese, it gave me comté.
Maybe you should get a rat.
>>738505217lmao
>none of this makes sense
squeeeek squeek-squeek squeek-squeek squeek-squeeeek squeek-squeek-squeeeeek squeek
>if you want to make enemies, try to change something t. rattam jensen
>>738505217There's not enough varieties of Vacherin to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get despeRAT. Your turn.
Let’s do some word association. First word: Camembert
You're gonna squeak, all right
>>738505217Start gnawing.
I want the full inoculation.
Oh my god JC, a bin.
Get CHEESE against my orders
He was a good rat. *smack* What a Rottweiler way to die.
Mistah A.Ro Denton, in da fur.
J-Cheese Denton, in da fresh
I SPILL MY CREAM CHEESE!
I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest cheese this fridge has ever known
>>738516889And I know something about you, your URATCO squickphrase: Catputan Macheese
>>738505217When due process of caseiculture fails us, we really do live in a world of terror.
Pardon me, but back in Alabama, a guy with a rat-tooed forehead is gonna get us all killed.
I'll take the cheesebow. I like to make a dairy takedown.
Mfw this thread
>>738524705The Illumicati?
Do NOT post the foreverially delitized rratdenton
Why are rats like this
I am 100% RAT
>>738510302You can omit the package and just use set jcdentonmale bcheatsenabled truet. former unreal engine 1 modder
>>738524705>J.C Denton>Just Cat Denton
>>738528983fvark
>>738528983in da fresh
Here's your OP bonus: 1000 cheese-its
>>738524705Pussy cats. $2.50
>>738505217YEAH!RATZ!
26 years laterWe still talk about itWhat CURRENT game will be talked about in 25 years? Not shit like Crimson Desert.
i tried to catch a rat irl and makes it a pet
Mister Ro Denton
>>738521015>My cheese is OK.
>>738524705>I swear not to rest until UCATCO is free of you and the other crooked bureaurats who have perverted its mission.
>>738531759Concord will probably still be mentioned in 25 years like how people still mention E.T. for the Atari
>>738528849me too
>>738531759>What CURRENT game will be talked about in 25 years?the one im making
>>738520972Maybe you should get a rat... in a BODY BAG!
A RAT.
>>738506880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm9PJNF3sE0
>>738521015The only accident I fear will be your head falling into a vat of rat poison with me wearing your stupid rat face as a party mask.
>>738535246May I see it?
>>738524705A mousetrap is a poor choice of weapon for close range combat.
>>738521015>you killed a good and caring ratty
>>738529206
>>738508140I wanted Cheddar, it gave me Parmesan.
It's called deratization. Strengthen tenants and maintenance workers, weaken rodents. With rat poison, it can be done imperceptibly over time.
Is Nameless mod still the only worthwhile Deus Ex mod for a person starving for more Deus Ex?
>>738505217When the government is no longer cheesed to meet you, that's terror.Terror built into the system.
>>738538819Stick with the GEP Gun.
>>738541086What's wrong with GMDX?
>>738542404That's just another flashy improvement over Vanilla isn't it? I was looking for something different. I've beaten Deus Ex too many times.
ebin
>>738517456You've got 10 seconds to squeak it before I add you to the list of NSF ratualities
