never forget that video games are MORE IMPORTANT than a boyfriend
>>738512592Someone should give her a hug
Wow so kawai uwu
pretty based, I wish I could be a hikikomori instead of a wageslave
>>738512592Love and Marriage ASAP
>>738512592She has chudface
>>738512592Thats kinda sad
>>738512592those subtitles are fake btw
>>738512859
>>738512592Imagine raping her and cumming inside and then just throwing her away like a piece of trash, no choice but to carry your bastard kid to term and be a single mom because she's so lonely. And it would only make her seen as more disgusting by other men.
>>738512859prove it
>>738512929>Imagine raping her and cumming inside and then just throwing her away like a piece of trash, no choice but to carry your bastard kid to term and be a single mom because she's so lonely. And it would only make her seen as more disgusting by other men.
Women can waste their whole youth like this (they always waste it in SOME way and this is actually far less harmful than what normie women do) and then just decide to get some simp to nut in them and take care of their finances. Never get tricked into having empathy for their kind.
Why doesn't anyone tell her she should buy a chair and a desk before she buys a game?
>>738513197Asians like to sit on the floor
>>738512592>sengoku basaraShe kinda based tho
>>738512592gurls are so ronery ;_;
>>738512592>buys his daughter a million games>WHY SHE PLAY SO MANY GAMES?!?
>>738513347To be fair, would YOU want a retarded simp for a boyfriend?
>>738512592>A freaking Basara fujo
>>738512592How on earth does she get nasolabial folds sitting at home, doing nothing, talking to no one? I'm an old man and I don't have them yet.
>>738512592How about a friend you can play video games with?
>>738512592>is a neet>clean roomcalling bullshit
>>738515187Genetics. I got them at 24.
>>738512592>mfw
>>738512859>fakeIt's localized
>>738512929Good morning!
>>738512592Ugly as she is, I can understand her
>>738512929Kek
>>738516039Yeah, fake
>>738513481>Would you want to be loved or desired by half of the human population regardless of your achievements or attributes?while not ideal it sounds far comfier than average male experience as Norah Vincent already proved
>>738515334I'm a neet and my room is clean.
>>738515320>>Just picked up a tall and RICH qt from the internet.What Leprechaun did he suck off for this kind of luck??
>>738516689Tall women are lanky and weird looking IRL so it balances out.
>>738516867>Tall women are lanky and weird looking IRLYeah, they are actually awful and retarded. Easy to pump and dump.
i will die a wizard
>>738516927Cast the "end of the world"spell before you go
>>738516927your last words will be 'out of mana!'
>>738516927don't forget your mana gem... well not like you're gonna use it.
>>738516927It’s a big club on this site across all boards
What is this gamer pose? Is it optimal?
>>738516927>i will die a wizardBut did you live like one?
>>738512592is her skin ok?
>>738517259It's optimal
>>738512669Someone should shoot her in the head. Femcels genuinely have no right to life.
>>738516039kek
>>738513481I'm not into a dudes but if a retarded girls was simping for me, I'd love to have her as my girlfriend
>>738512592A boyfriend is just a penis
>>738517259It's surprisingly optimal (spend less energy on holding your hands up) and it doesn't affect your performance one bit. Try it anon.
>>738516927Better to die a wizard than have some succubus drain your mana and life essence
stinky...
>>738518487I'm sure she wouldn't mind if a girl was simping for her either. That's kinda the point. Men and women aren't equal, you can't flip genders around and pretend you have the same dynamic. A woman can't overpower you. A woman can't rape you and leave you pregnant. Meanwhile those are dangers a woman has to face in the position of being simped over by retarded guys, so it's not the same situation. (This is why I'll never get trannies, being a man is so much better biologically speaking. The only reason people think women have it good is because retarded men hand over their resources to them.)
>>738519126You overestimate the amount of retarded rapists out there, also retarded rapists are very easy to spot and you have to be retarded to not be able to do it. Also this guys >>738513347 simping for a girl are not retarded and anything but rapists, Girls unironically would prefer to date a guy who could rape them rather than give a chance to guy who couldn't hurt a fly, so the argument that a girl is lonely because she doesn't want a retarded simp after her is in itself retarded.
>>738519370You're biased anon. You're a man, you spent a lot more time with other men, reading their body language on whether they are aggressive or not and how they would react, because as a fellow male you are the target of other male violence a lot more than women are. I've seen a lot of stupid women escalate situations with men when they were clearly giving the body language that they were about to get aggressive and I kept wondering why they didn't they realize it and back down before they get hit, and it's often because they just aren't exposed to men violence until it's too late. Anyway you're hyperfocusing on the rape aspect, the bottom line is: a "retarded simp girl" is "desirable" for you as a man and not particularly dangerous, while a "retarded simp guy" is undesirable for her, AND a potential danger because you can't beat genetics and 9/10 of guys can always overpower a girl.I'm not commenting on the original pic, and I don't know if women can really feel lonely when they get so much attention, what I disagree with is this false narrative of "well if I flipped the genders then I'd like that to happen, so why don't women do?!". As a man you should be smart enough to realize why it's a silly fallacy.
loneliness doesn't exist my niggas, there's trillions of people living on earth
>>738520104and none of them wants to be with me, makes you wonder
>>738516927Just cast a succubus to bro, become a warlock.
>>738520182just jerk off, problem solved
>>738520182I want to be with you anon...
>>738516039
>>738520495york has unprecedented levels of autistic rizz (not zach)
>>738512592
>>738520521Is it just a literacy problem or did it feel like there wasn't much a difference between the two? I only beat DP1, never touched 2
i wish i had a boyfriend
>>738512774feelsbadman.jpeg
I love femcels so much it’s unreal.
>>738512592I CAN SAVE HER!
>>738512774You don't hate localizers enough.
>>738512774
>>738520990Is this ourgirl Alyssa?
>loser :|>loser, female :o
>>738520637uhh there were a lot of differences even in 1. York is more blunt and adventurous than Zach. This is exemplified by the way he talks to people and is usually in his own world, like when he was trying to explain the S&M relationship of tom and jerry in the beginning cutscene, and the fact that he tried being a punk rocker in his younger years. Zach is the more dependent type of personality and does things the mundane stuff like shooting or actually being more empathetic, like when he suggests to york that he should let emily guide him in their relationship
>>738519873It's not a silly fallacy, women have ton of guys simping after them and they can pick and choose, not of all of them are retarded, not of them are dangerous. Men and women live among each other, we're not segregated and we learn pretty damn well how other genders behave in what situation, you have to be proper autistic to not recognize which guys are capable of violence and in fact most women do recognize it and will actively go for them, but those guys usually don't simp after them, so they act all lonely, while ignoring 5 diffirent "nice guys". If genders were reversed I would be able to pick the girl I like most, who fits my personality, but women can't do that, because their personality is rotten.
Every woman is desirable. Not every man is.As long as this remains true the concept of male loneliness and female loneliness will remain incomparable.
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
>>738512592Why is there always some guy reacting in the corner
>>738525378bottom right is the cutest desu
>>738525378Top left so we can watch gochiusa together
>tfw no otaku hag gf
>>738525378Bottom left is the horniest, perfect otaku gf materialYou just KNOW that bottom right is batshit insaneTop left has amazing tastes, so you know she's as fucked up as you are, no chance of any sort of relationshipTop right is a shounenshitter normie
>>738525378I'm maining him
>>738513481>To be fair, would YOU want a retarded simp for a boyfriend?Na it's creepy, I know because this gay dude from a senior class would buy beer for me an my friends to suck up to me. Luckily he was just a simp and not a rapist so he never roofied the beer.
>>738525429It's the Japanese equivalent of the laugh track.
>>738525378Bottom left, easily.
>>738525378top right is the only pretty one despite shit complexion
>>738525429Japan had annoying faggot shouting to a crowd in the corner of the video genre before YouTube and streaming was invented
>>738512592>>738512774>>738517259what i wouldn’t give to kiss her dirty neet feets…
Every girl ITT is made to give me hapa babies that may be blonde (fingers crossed)
>>738526239Feet are a reddit fetish. It says in the bible.
>>738526362It's safe horny. Panties got censored and turned into void, clothing breaking mechanic and bikini armor don't exist anymore, but somehow feets are ok. Even armpits and midriff is more controversial than fucking feet.
>>738512774shes not that ugly for an island bug. but perhaps its bc of the plastic surgery proliferation?
women are cute
>>738512929Indian?
>>738525378Top left, she looks chubby and has potential.
>>738513481She can filter those out. A woman can get tinder and get their score+3 or more out of 10 man interested in them. If a man gets on tinder he'll have to settle for their score-3 out of 10 woman
>>738512592you can be a man child all you want but encouraging this crap is stupid. you're contributing to the collapse of society.
>>738512929How’s the weather in Mumbai, saar?
>>738512592fake subtitles
>>738525378Honestly I’d be happy with whichever one I got desu. But I’ll say bottom right.
>>738525378Bottom right is pretty red pilled.Too bad I wouldn't live up to her standards.Getting to know her, she probably wouldn't live up to mine either.Such is the flawed nature of the third dimension.
>>738512592Going by the games in the background and how long this pic has been posted on /v/ (I remember first seeing it around 2010 or 11), I wonder what ever happened to her? Do you guys think she ever escaped her hikkineet ways? Considering how easy it is for women to just put on makeup and go outside and find a boyfriend, I’m going to assume that she’s a complete normalfag now. If she had been a Kenji instead, his remains would still be rotting in that one suicide forest right now.
>>738512774How the fuck can Japanese people be bullied when they all look the same?
>>738512592I'm sickof playing games at my computer desk all day. Its so uncomfy and soulless. Should I get rid of the desk and put everything on the floor?
>>738520990>once a boy>now a bucket filled with gooreminds me of something
>>738534763They look the same to us, but they are attuned to the small details. We also look the same to them.
>>738516927I'm not going to pretend that's a good thing, but if I was your friend that problem would already been solved. I know people
>>738526854She's so excited to finally make the jump from normal to hard difficulty on a slow song.
>>738526854she killed that girls baby in her womb
>>738516927aren't we all is?
>>738541416not if you had sex
>>738527317Ita Japan so no. Most likely women on women bullying as always
>>738525378You can tell bottom right is strong-willed and cool, in high school she used to be a delinquent.
>>738516927same
:O
>>738512592>>738512774>it's cute when a woman does it>if a man does it, he's a Chris Chan tier freak and we should make fun of him
>>738520104there's like 200 million excess males in china and india combined they are a part of global economy which makes these problems a global phenomena
>>738512592Imagine the smell after a week of no shower
>>738542184What the fuck is Paolos problem? He's so ecstatic that people live this way.
>>738544654Oh, the horror of having a single stable easy job that earns her enough to live alone
>>738543205
>>738513481turns out it isn't advantageous to have the ability to open your legs to most of the world
>>738515334not every neet is bedrotting
>>738543205I've seen that movie, and it was pretty fucking funny. And very weird
How do I stop wanting a gf?I'm a 32 yo wizard and it's pretty much over, not in the meme way I used to say when I still had the chance but for real now since I'm officially a fat ugly unc with minimum wage job
>>738513481nigger I'm a 28 year old virginI'd fuck a retard if she asked
>>738546328that's all Japanese movies desu
>>738527317acme pocked cheeks and huge feet
>>738539153What did you mean by this?Are you going to get a couple of hard pipe hitting niggers to bust his ass open?
>>738546567The feeling will never go away. I’m 40 year old loser and I still want one.
>>738546328It was pretty incredible. Pure subversionkino.
>>738512774She is literally one of us....
>>738547057grim
>>738543205>>738547008these look like fun, sauce?
>>738549029First is Love Exposure. Watch the director's cut.
>>738512592I agree.
>>738512774Why is it not illegal to do this? Falsely translating such a thing is slanderous.
>>738549240Appreciated anon, will get on that
>>738512774>they can get close to us without being repulsedFor me it's just that it's safe to let myself get attached. They're fictional so they can't leave, and can only die in their story. There's no need to worry about things like them getting tired of you and running off, or dying suddenly.
>>738516927I'm meeeeeltingggg.
>>738512669Yeah her parents
>>738519370>you have to be retarded to not be able to do it.>womenYou did not think this argument through.
>>738549029Second one there is Kamen Rider Fourze
>>738512592I'm glad I wasn't born a woman, I'm not even attracted to men
>>738551072>I'm glad I wasn't born a spider, I don't even have eight legs
>>738549240You wouldn't happen to know of another JP movie, about some girl with a weird smile? I think the premise was that whenever anything happened, she'd always inappropriately smile in a really dumb way
>>738551072>>738551260
>>738512929kys psycho
>>738534763conformity is their form of bullying, if you look different you get bullied
>>738541575>>738541416
>>738526362>>738526623wtf I love reddit now
>>738534763The reason their eyes are so small and ineffective is because they evolved to primarily see by sensing ki/aura. This also allows them to distinguish each other based on their ki
>>738522820I think I just need to go back and play it in the context of understand who Zach is, because York has no qualms basically restating enough of what Zach says as he responds like how Han Solo talks to Chewbacca, but I've already mentioned how little I took away from Zach as a person other than the fact he retreated into his own mind for safety and used York as a shield. Genuinely, I thought I was York the entire time. You're saying the player agency is Zach? Like Zach is a vehicle to translate York's dictation to the player? That is something I did notice on my own but forgot, and again I should go back and see how that affects the earlier game too
>>738512592>It's over...
>>738516927Literally turning 40 in September, never so much as touched a girl.
Not sure
>>738525378I would date all 4 of them.
>>738544726She's works from 7 to 6 and lives in a shoebox.
>>738546567I will never stop wanting a 16yo gf.
>>738512774why is there a man in the corner of the screen watching her? Did Japan kickoff the reaction content genre before the internet did?
>>738544726>12 hours on feet or roads for shit pay>easy fuck off office drone leech.
>>738526318>blondeyou wishthe asian genes dominate like 99% of the timethe luckiest you'll get is an asian with caucasian eyes and a slightly more prominent nose
>>738546925He said "for a boyfriend"...
>>738525858>
>>738512592They're more important than a girlfriend
>>738512592Japan, the Jews of Asia are knee deep into the (((Death Cult)))
>>738512774I mean, she's kinda ugly...
>>738512592japan is a country of emotionally stunted manchildren
>>738561625well, so are you
>>738526854>>738541390>sheactually has a little bump underneath her uniformI've never noticed this. Please tell me this girl was carrying both a purse and a fanny-pack.
>>738561625her nose & lips are naturally ugly, not much she can do about them besides surgery. but her face could definitely get fixed up. she seems to have some form of acne maybe rosacea. she could go from a 4 to a 6 if she took treatment. a lot of things about good appearance involve maintenance. i used to be a buttugly freak as a teen. in uni girls actually started liking my way because I started taking care of my appearance much more.showering @ least 3-4 times a week does wonders too
>>738527591I mean, folks ... where's the lie?
>>738546567>How do I stop wanting a gf?I had a good LTR from 2013-2016 but struggled to get dates from 2017-2021. In 2022 i got blackpilled, improved my looks a lot and finally start getting dates.After about a year of dating it became clear to me that I couldn't win them over with my personality and that I would be worse off if any of these girls settled for me.Basically, the only way i know to not want a gf as much is to be in closer proximity to girls. I had my young love LTR so i know how good a loving relationship can be but the average single women just isn't worth it. Even if they are nice and do everything right on paper, if they don't physically desire you it's a ticking time bomb before you do something 'wrong'. I guess that's the irony, to get over women you need exposure to women.
>>738512592>>738512774that image is 10 years old or more, i wonder if she managed to be a mother?
>>738520495i saw a great long playthrough of that game that i lost and can't find again, wish i had it saved
>>738525378>choosing between above average asian women without any filtersthis is too grim anon, i shall not play your game
>>738565662fucking brutal mog
>>738559097Pretty much. They've been doing it for years before the internet was a thing. Lots of talk shows and comedy shows will have the presenter's reactions in one of the top corners. Dunno how why they like it so much cause for me it was annoying as fuck.
>>738512592i bet she plays a shitton of otome games to cope with tfw no bf
>>738559097yes, they also pioneered gaming lets plays before youtube was a thing with game center cx
>>738561625she's not a bombshell or anything but she's far from "disgusting", and she has no makeup on
She was one of the ones who kept my favorite series alive for so long.It's a shame they all left for Touken Ranbu
>>738512929they hated him for speaking the truth.
>>738520990
>>738547008>Burry
>you cant just sit in your room playing comfy jrpg'swhy not?
>>738566076decades. they've been doing it since the early 80's
>>738566981because you are gonna die
>>738525378bottom left. love me a meganekko
holy stompers
>>738512592this image is like 20 years old. surely she made it by now.
>>738567125As opposed to living forever?
>>738567042Yeah man, we agree. When did you think "years before the internet was a thing" was refering to?
>>738563576backwards advice. the trick is actually to care way less and start doing drugs
>>738527317No, Japanese dont really go into plastic like Koreans do. By Japanese standards her face is a 4/10 and mostly only cuz she has acne scars. If she didnt pick her zits when she was a teenager she'd scrub up to a 6/10 with make-up and cute clothes. Thing is Japanese bullying is on another level compared to in the West and parents are usually too busy working 80h a week each to not notice or care when their kid is being fucked with. t.lived in Japan for 10 years back in the day.
>>738516867Are you high? Tall women are hands down the most attractive and highly sought after. They're like finding unicorns. Everyone wants them but they're impossible to find.
>>738568769you're out of your fucking mind. men are more attracted to smaller women.
>>738568824Low test men are. A real man doesnt want his sons to grow up being manlets.
>>738568843i think you might be onto something actually. i am a pedophile but this one woman (hag) at work is almost as tall as me, kinda ugly, but i still feel the urge to breed her just for her genes.
>>738525378Damn otaku!! What is she so smug about?!??
>>738568769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=assZ9bcucmQ
>>738568963>i am a pedophile butlol wut
>>738566408damn you really did just post a pitcure of the two coolest guys from SBhonestly I'm kind of glad it's dead cause the later designs were a bit too fujo-baity for my chuuni taste
>>738568843i can't believe how backwards you have it. high t men want to throw their tiny qt around like a ragdollt. 4'11 wife
>>738512592Personally, I respect the gamer stance on display here.
>>738569153>implying
>>738512669Would you make me a sandwich?
>>738569025i want to have sexual relations with girls under 12. preferably 9.
>>738570164I didn't know you were pakistani, anon.
>>738525378What is bottom left saying?
>>738568769look at those thighs
>>738512764you can. it's the easiest thing to do but you are bound by fears that were trained with falsified reasoning
>>738570389i might be. my whore mother got knocked up in college by a "middle eastern" guy on a visa who up and left soon after. supposedly.
>>738570601>I got absolutely no interest in political stuff, makes no sense
>>73855909750% of all internet memes in the early 2000's were created by the Japanese
>>738525378who would win?
>>738512592the few times my dad played video games with me he'd sit on the couch and hold the controller under his legs. how and why do people initially get used to holding the controller like this?
>>738512774really getting on my nerves how bad translations fuck it all up
>>738516927>tfw 30 in 4 months>still a khhvfunny to think that when I was 15 I was stressing about losing it by 18
>>738544654>Why is a millionaire ecstatic that he gets to exploit a wageslave to further enrich himself through curious foreigners and weeaboos?
>>738569153will you still enjoy it though when your 5 foot son comes home with his boyfriend who throws him around and tears him a new bussy?
>>738574165
>>738516927>31yo khhv>friends getting married>brother has a family>cousins all marriedgood thing I'm not in the US or I would've bought a gun and killed myself already
>>738516927I feel like it's better to have nothing at least than to have had a taste and lost it.
>>738517259floor gang nigga
>>738568769my ex gf was as tall as me 1.80m and anon >>738568824 is correct, i would've loved her to be smaller like 1.50m
>>738525378Glasses. Always glasses. Especially short brown hair with big tits.
>>738570164nigga you need Jesus
>>738512774This is me and it applies to my entire life, not just romantic partners but everyone, I repulse people In real life but on the internet Im capable of making and keeping friends and acquaintances. I log into steam and Ive got like 3 or 4 people messaging me who want to play stuff or just chat, I play an MMO and Im well liked and respected member of the group, yet in person I repulse everyone around me.
>>738576597thishad teen love then reality showed me short men don't get any attention in adult life
>>738513481Yes, I can honestly say Im so starved for female attention I'm pretty sure I'd settle for any girl who gave the time of day or showed me the slightest interest, regardless of how desperate she came off.Im at the point where I have to remind myself when the cashier tells me to have a nice day she doesnt mean it, thats her job, and she doesn't actually give a damn if I have a nice day or not.
>>738577871>I'm pretty sure I'd settle for any girl who gave the time of day or showed me the slightest interest, regardless of how desperate she came off.Even a slut who fucked 200 guys in your highschool and now wants to settle down with you?
>>738521192Death is not enough for them, they must suffer first for all the misery they bring.
>>738512592I wish I could just quit my shit job, relax at home for a few months thanks to my savings and spend most of my time playing all the yaoi, otome games and jrpg in my backlog.
>>738576357>bottom right>"if you're going to play games, then PS3"I fucking love Nip humour
>>738577923Im 36 and a virgin, who else do I have a shot with?When my neighbor sees me out walking my dog, waves and says my name (becauee they want to pet my dog) its the only time I hear anyone of the opposite sex call my name, and for a split second it makes me feel human. Ive got it bad, the smallest crumb of attention is all I need to start imagining my life with them.
>>738516927One year ago I was a khv wizard. Then I met this girl, I told her about myself and how I lived. She was very understanding and wanted to help me. We started dating.First time we had sex was really embarrassing. I couldn't get hard from nervousness and decades of extreme internet porn, so I just rubbed my flaccid dick on her pussy and cummed. That continued for weeks/months and I was sure she would give up on me any second.It was a struggle, but we persevered. Now we have regular sex and even kinky shit. Like a while few weeks ago she dressed up in a school uniform and I fucked her in the ass to give her good>>738516927 grades. Hot stuff.Point is, it can happen to anyone. Just continue to meet people. Talk to people. Don't give up hope, anons.
>>738578430happy for you anon and i hope you step on a rusty nail
>>738579054nta, but i think you're a cool dude and some girl thinks you are too.
>>738516456>regardless of your achievements or attributes?Is it really love then?It's a rich people problem sure, but it's understandable.
>>738578430>self employed work at home>i haven't left my house in 3 yearsits over over for me, at least ive kept myself relatively fit
>>738578430I'm inclined to believe this story is complete bullshit to be honest. How did you meet this girl? What is it you do for work? If you've got money then you know why she stuck with you.
When I lost my virginity I told myself that I would never bully an anon for still being a virgin (even it's just harmful bantz.) Keep your head up, you'll lose it eventually.
>>738579441*harmless bantz
>>738543205Love Exposure is the reason why God made man invent filmmaking.
>>738579441I lost it to an escort and made me realize I just want to have sex with someone I actually love, and now i feel extreme neutral in how I treat others about the subject.
>>738579441it's GTA car theory, it's hard getting the suped up car, but once you do the rng starts making that car available everywhere.Anon's just need to get past that first hurdle.
>>738546567>>738546567Your life just started. Get in shape. No one is ugly, just bloated Go to the gym before your broken sick body forces you to go.
>>738512774Why are japs such horrible bullies
>>738579631>No one is ugly,Ha ha... isnt it pretty to think so?
>>738579441CONT: "Just keep your head up, bro" probably isn't the best advice now that I think about it. Here's some real shit: if you're still in college, or maybe dropped out of college but thinking about going back, a study abroad trip is a great way to get yourself out of your cave and into the game.
>>738578430>Anon marries hos cum-soaked tulpaSad, many cases
This thread has just devolved into inane cope and ridiculous fake stories. What a bunch of faggots.
>>738578430How Welcome To The NHK would have ended, if the shujinko had half a ball.
>>738579805It's true anon. I've seen it many times. The better in shape people get and the better they eat, the better they look. Its not just being thin, its leading a healthier lifestyle that makes certain people stand out. These new captchas are cancer.
>>738579847you need to get some bitches on your dick
>>738579891Wow, if only. Faggot.
>>738579908oh, then maybe some dick in your ass if that's what you're into.
>>738566981Because they’re finite
>>738538948Also strong > weak. No matter where you live, you'll get bullied by the strong and confident if you're perceived as weak and vulnerable.This is a universal aspect of growing up. Though it's probably far worse in a country like japan, because in the west, we're at least encouraged to fight back and pop the fuckers in the nose if we can, so some percentage of the bullied eventually do that or worse(like the infamous piledriver clip.) Japs are expected to deal with it and stay silent so as not to embarass the adults or make the school look bad.
>>738579951What if I just keep playing torchlight 2 on repeat?
>>738579925You deserve to have to watch your parents slowly die in front of you while being a helpless loser, unable to do anything for them.
>>738580081I think you deserve happiness, someone that will love you and that you can love.
>>738512592I miss my childhood video game playing childhood tomboy friend. Worth more than any video game in the world
>>738579883Brah I did all that shit, lost 200lbs, lifted, got down to 12% body fat, got abs, intermittent fasting, ate nothing but chicken and broccoli for years. End result I ended up going bald, and now I just have a ton of loose skin and I look worse than when I was a sedentary fat ass eating whatever slop he wanted. It didnt change my life in any way, no one cared.
>>738580836It's because you were bald. If you lost weight while having hair everyone would have applauded you, people are scum
>>738512774She's no supermodel but nothing a little makeup and bedroom shibari can't fix. Heres hoping she found her dream hikikomori for husband.
>>738579571>Anon's just need to get past that first hurdle.I had sex once 7 years ago and I haven't met a single woman that's been even remotely attracted to me since.
>>738581774I should have mentioned that this was about relationships.
>>738512774No. Stop giving shitty women time and attention.I don't just mean slobs like this, but also tattooed and pierced whores and fatties.
>>738546567You grossly underestimate how desperate 30+ year old childless women are.I would know because I got my first GF at that age and now 6 years later we have a child
>>738581931>"Stop giving shitty women time and attention."As long as men have working testicles they're going to be interested in women. Thats just the reality.
>>738582134Is this from that new Resident Evil movie?
>>738582117I wonder how many cocks your gf sucked and fucked before she decided to settle down with a beta bitch boy like you
>>738582151Blade
>>738534763>they all look the sameBecause they don't
>>738582201Yeah women are whores. If you can't deal with that, you will keep being forever alone. Up to you.
>>738582403Why do you think some perfectly good looking men are alone?Not everyone is an ugly 4channer simp desperate for obese women to trample on their balls.Just because you see simp posts don't think everyone here is like that,we simply don't post or rarely post stupid shit in those threads.
>>738576357Bottom right would be perfect for live-action Butthead
>>738582201about to two fifty
>>738512929Well, that's one way to look at it
>>738582201my last three digits are her body countcheck 'em
the "under the knees" grip is the most one-shotting thing i've ever seen and i saw this years ago and it still breaks me that i can't hug hernever wanted to hug a foid this bad
I'm 27 years old and a virgin and I want to kill myself every single day
>>738582660Yeah anon, you are only single in your 40 because you have "standards" and won't "settle" for "used goods". You are completely fine with dying alone and unloved. You could get anyone if you asked, but you don't because of your strong ethics. Yep.
I'm sending my energy so that other anons will know love, but i need more help,
>>738582937roastie meltie
>>738582850Yeah well I'm 33 imagine how I feel
>>738513481>>738518487There was a Canadian cartoon that went over this exact issue.
>>738512929I've read that doujin
>>738569025Anons tell stupid fake stories on 4chan to get (You)'s. The life of a 4chan Anon isn't very interesting so they make shit up.
>>738580014Don't you get expelled for fighting back nowadaysThen again it's been almost 20 years since I graduated HS
>>73858220137? In a row?
>>738516039Total Localizer Death
>>738516927>25>KV>Never asked a girl out>Never even tried >Didn't even want to try>Love playing and discussing vidya >Love frens and comfy life>Look at the othersWtf am I just an outlier, some of you need a hug because some of you are mentally crushed. Also my eyes went blue in the dark with lil light coming through. I won't be the strongest wizard but power is power
>>738582283would watch if this were the protag
>>738512929So literally every modern day chad ever?
>>738576357>bottom leftI have always looked at Hifumi Yamada as an unrealistic cartoon character until now
>>738525378Bottom right looks like she gives the best head
>>738561625>not fatthat's already 9/10 by american standards.
>>738512592I can fix her.
>>738512592she has great taste. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_eZs7Ix9-s
>>738513481>>738516927Llol>>738576597How far to fall
>>738512592That screen grab is nearly 20 years oldThat girls is nearing or in her 40s now....
>>738586116I wonder if she's doing OK.I hope so.
>>738582937me but unironicly. I've rejected adult women in the past because I believe one day I'll marry my virgin loli slave who likes to wear maid uniforms.
>>738586116Dork hag erotic...
>>738534763How is this not a research topic
>>738584110I didn't want or feel anything until I was 34. Was a happy neet all that time.
>>738579436She was a remote friend of a friend. She is literally autistic and we started bonding over our shared niche interests in games, music and animals (bitches love animals). I am a code monkey so yeah, I have money, but so does she (engineer).
>>738512774>Reading the full properly translated text
Never thought i'd say this but since the ban on porn I haven't sought out much porn.
>>738574716i'm actually a widower and we only had a daughter
>>73858937182% of the US states that banned porn where red states, where are you from exactly?
why are jannies gay and useless, how is this video game related
*chair clattering*
>>738525378top left is the "my wife chino" poster
>>738525378The four horsemen of the apocalypse
>>738581715She was likely ordered to do that against her will by some manager, which is why there's no enthusiasm in the grab.
>>738590049Hate when my sister does that.
