Here's your 10/10 GOTY """"gameplay""""3 minutes of nothing No choices, no real inputs other than some qtes, no fucking challengehttps://x.com/i/status/2052842068465078617
damn bro, a twitter thread? you want us to discuss a tweet?
>long unfailable setpieces with a puddle deep but superficially emotional plot about growing up set to the songs that were popular when you were a kidpure journo bait
>>738518652Only /v/ is autistic about twitterLinking a twitter post is just like linking a YouTube video
>>738518564Gaming evolved so much in these last 40 yearshttps://youtu.be/MazUNpn-0nk?si=HZZFXPyUTRz2y_QQ
so it's a kinetic visual novel basically?Yeah, that's a classic from the Annapurna kinda devs. They just want to make animated stories, but not suffer in legacy media.
Gone Homo 2026 edition
>>738518564GET WOKE GO what? BROKE! Das right!
>>738519079gone home was 2 hours of whiny narration but you had to engage with the game in order to beat itthis is just a music video for basedlenials
>>738519079>Perfect length 4 hoursMight a well just open up Youtube
>>738518564why the fuck is the background and camerawork running at 60 fps but the characters are all animated at like 12 fps????this shit is sickening.
>>738519460copying black spiderman movie
>>738519079The 90s were the 2020's akshually wtf geg
>>738518803Every single board hates twitter threads.
>>738519460le spiderverse
So what, who cares about this game anyway?
>>738519878millennials who never grew up and have constant nostalgia about their wasted childhood
>>738519964It's fake nostalgia for zoomers though
>>738519964>muh millennialsrent free
Strange how v hates souls games for being too difficult, but simultaneously pulls their hair out over games that are too easy. Pick a lane, numbnuts.
>>738519964>>738520190Stop it, both of you.
>>738519964there's been zero 90's nostalgia media that has actually gotten it right.We didn't obsess and stare at VHS tapes.We all didn't hang out at arcades.We didn't wear retarded boonie hatsIt's always been faux-nostalgia for zoomers
>>738518564>No choices, no real inputs other than some qtes, no fucking challengeworked with dispatch
>>738519079>Anita is back in the spotlight>People seething over some lame indie game that got 10/10 scores out of nowhereIt's like we're in 2014 again!
>>738519079
>>73851856410/10 would buy again>1000 playing right now on steam
This is gonna be one of those games were it turns out the developers just happen to hang in the same friend circles as the game journalists isn't it
>>738518564Either make your own post about it or don't bother.This doesn't need to be a second comment section for your favorite social.
>>738520853Geg thought people were joking about the low fps as an aesthetic thing
>>738519079These people need to be sent to the dronefields, by Christ.
>>738518564I've never heard of whatever slop you've been brainwashed into hate advertising and I'm not clicking your twitter link. Fuck off.
>>738520417He's right.Real 90's nostalgia would be a love letter to Swat Kats
>>738520898AAAAA I HATE MISMATCHING FRAMERATES IT IS NOT GOOD IT IS NOT ART KILL EVERYONE WHO MAKES MISMATCHING FRAMERATES
>>738520898vomit inducing animation
>>738521201That, action movies with Arnold Scharzenegger, hype/fear over the Internet and computers becoming more and more part of daily life, alternative rock actually being an alternative to arena rock, grunge/alternative metal bands like Pantera, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains and Type O Negative and the local scenes they represented and shit like that. And that's just the early 90s. The latter half is pretty different from the first half.I'm not even a generationfag, but zoomers genuinely have the weirdest ideas of what the 90s were. That's why I always find realistic games so bland and shite: they never really represent the time period or era they want to convey properly and they have zero style. I get this is escapism from a time and place that sucks massive dick, but they should at least do it right or just go down the lame as fuck fantasy route instead.
>>738518564>creator: Annapurna Interactive>founder: Megan Ellison, one of the biggest backers of Feminist Frequency>her father: Larry Ellison, co-founder and CTO of Oracle CorporationHmmmmmm
>copy spiderman's jitteryness>miss that, that movie didn't have everybody moving in the same frame rate>peter moves smoother than miles>miles gets smoother by the endHow do they watch that movie, see all this talk online about it and still miss WHY it's animated like that?
No dei shit. It's just plain garbage and not even a game. You can just watch the entire thing on youtube and not spend 20 bucks, but it's not even remotely worth wasting 3 hours to watch.
>>738519460I thought I'm the only one that noticed this.
>indie>somehow can license half a dozen of songs from the '90sThe "indie" label has become a joke.
>>738519079>Everything that is secondary for the makings of a fun videogame is good>The only part that truly mattered is it's weakest link>"GAME OF THE FUCKING YEAR 10/10 FUCK YOU CHUDS"
>>738519878>who caresJournos, who are trying to promote an obvious industry plant.We, because someone is mass-hyping a game in a clearly artificial and fake manner.
>>738518564I would have given this a try if the soundtrack wasn't blatant nostalgia uncslop from the 70s and 80s. The game design and visuals and writing are clearly meant to appeal to millennials yet the music is this old people shit.
>>738520853Why do we exist on this Earth, forced to run in circles forever?
LMAO
>>738522280>The only part that truly mattered is it's weakest linkThis is unrelated to the game this thread is about, but if you think gameplay is the "only part that truly matters" you are equally as retarded as game journalists. A great game's elements all build upon each other, and the best gameplay in the world can be ruined by a bad story, and a good story can be ruined by shit gameplay. They are of equal importance, and people who can't recognize this don't deserve to have any opinion held in merit in discussion.
>>738523179What the fuck
>>738522192It looks like trash in spiderverse too, tho, which is a shame because in every other regard the movie is a visual masterpiece
>>738523179KINO10/10
>>738523461>Braces>Clearly underage kissersGame journalists will call Japanese games creepy and oversexualized, while praising this shit as stunning and brave
phone game?
>>738518564Did she say "I'm so stressed right now" watching that scene unfold is too stressing for her, what?
>>738519079It unironically sounds like they're reviewing a movie>best "coming of age game"And how many of those are there?
>>738518564this is heavy rain all over againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMCmZ0RQuLU
>>738523595you might be autistic and cannot understand something being played for laughs; perhaps if you saw the context of the scene (a romantic silhouette as they approach and kiss) the juxtaposition would register in your brain that as humorous.shit game but trying to smear it as perverted is utterly retarded
>>738523992Ironic
People always single out a few game journo sites as being the worst but they're all fucking godawful. The fact that you can call yourself a game journalist and you immediately have a bunch of NPCs believing you have credibility is insane
>>738523383Nah m8. You can have a great game with a dogshit story as long as the cutscenes are skippable. You can't have a great game with dogshit gameplay.
>>738518564the sooner you craft your own thoughts the faster these kinds of things go away
>>738518564>ignoring the graphics>ignoring the art style>ignoring its likely some soppy movie gameI can’t get over>blasting through bushes, fences, and lawns>running through traffic>crawling under sheds in an otherwise open yard>in a suburb where sidewalks are constantly availableIts supposed to look dramatic but comes off retarded. Scenes like that happen in movies usually because there is a chase or something.Whats the context for doing it here?
>>738524024merely pretending? that's a relief.
>>738519079>"Some weaker gameplay sections"Holy shit. At least these fuckers are honest, for once
>>738520898>low frame rate animationswhy is this a thing?
>>738523921its not even that.From a pure gameplay standpoint it's basically the same, but that heavy rain clip mogs the shit OP's clip in every other way.It's got dramatic tension, proper cinematography, good action, good animations and the characters aren't doing obviously retarded things like needlessly running through peoples gardens, houses and sheds, when they could just run down the sidewalk.
>>738523992>its played for laughs so underage sexualization is ok guysTry saying that on xitter about a japanese game. It wouldn't even matter if it was true or not.
>>738524219They're copying Spiderverse
>>738523921>Alternatively, the chapter will end early if the player fails too many QTEs, in which case Korda will evade capture.It probably changes nothing in the overall story, but it does have an alternate outcome for failure.
>>738523179FASTER
>>738518564>no real gameplay>safe woke without really saying anything>toothless storytelling in a breezy, non-threatening setting>quirk chungus humouryeah this game was made in a lab for millennial game journos to gush over
>>738523179>Hold S?>Press Space?>How bout I'm doin none of em
>>738524256only the target audience's opinion matters
>>738523383No, he's right. Games should have never left the arcades. It has bred a generation that treats games as longform movies with ADHD fidget toys included to keep your attention from wandering to something else. Action-adventure, RPGs, modern shooters, ect. anything with a plot is designed so the even most mouth-breathing retard can eventually brute force their way through it and "get the story". These people hate practicing skills and will refuse to continue playing a game if it demands they replay something until they master it. This is why "roguelike" elements are so prevalent in gameplay focused games now, because everyone turns off a game if they have to play the same level twice and the random RPG powerup progression means even a retarded shitter sometimes lucks into a free win. The best gameplay in the world SHOULD hold up even if it has the worst story ever written attached. Anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't want a video game, they want something that's slightly more engaging than a youtube video essay.
>>738524469>target audienceThe same game journos that shit on anime games?
>>738523179dude ferris bueler
>>738518564The video is broken. When I click play the img just gets bigger and smaller but the video never starts.
>>738524469Who is the target audience
>>738524591Women
>>738518564I feel like this could be really good if they added some actual pepsiman style gameplay
>>738519079I liked Gone Home tho, the idea of searching a small but cery detailed environment is a cool idea.
>>738524563very poor reading comprehension here. the target audience of anime games is weebs, not game journalists. i am saying the journalists opinion of anime games is not relevant, just as your opinion of this game's kissing scene is not relevant.
>>738520898This looks really cool of it was a collection of gameplay sections that actually had more meat to the bones. But i dont hate it, also the music seems cool, what song was the one in the clip in OP?
>>738524061>Nah m8. You can have a great game with a dogshit story as long as the cutscenes are skippable.You literally just described how a dogshit story could bring down amazing gameplay with unskippable cutscenes.
>>738522280Shit opinion, a game can be amazing and have "bad" gameplay.silent hill gamesalmost all suda gamesvarious visual novels
>>738518564This game is so fucking ugly
>>738524061The Silver CaseDoom is a dogshit game by the way
>>738523383>the best gameplay in the world can be ruined by a bad storyname one
>>738519079Never gonna play it but I love when Chuds seethe about this other people enjoying stuff.
>>738524532Games became the best when they left arcades tho. Go play galaga for the 500th time like a faggot and tell me you are being entertained. If you say yes if because you are lying
>>738518564Oh that's why it's a 10/10, it's a perfect journo game.
>>738525069I might play it, i played worse and longer. This board made me play Serious Sam and im still salty about wasting money and time on that dogshit
>>738519079Can millennials die out and let us zoomzooms play games now
>>738518564well she has a pointthat's why i don't play any of those mumblecore fake games about lesbians
>>738520898Not bad. The perspective, art style and animation are more immersive than a lot of AAA games I’ve seen in the past few years.
>>738521996>Megan Ellison, one of the biggest backers of Feminist Frequencysource?
>>738525153nah get groomed on roblox
>>738523179Now you know why journo gives a perfect score
>>738521996Larry Ellison is literally a chud anon that trumpfagslike anon
>>738518564>anime pfpNo one cares what you think, fag.
>>738523992That's exactly my point. It's playing for an audience that is insecure about everything they enjoy. This shit has the same depth as a childrens cartoon, but it's given a tiny amount of bite through swear words and slathered with a layer of irony over any of the fantastical elements for the sake of reassuring the audience that it's socially acceptable for them to watch this at their age. The audience is very self-aware of how shallow and sheltered they are, which is why they attack anime. As it's earnest portrayal of fantasy can be viewed as more desperate than western games and comics self parody portrayal of fantasy, which in turn they think makes them look more mature by comparison.
>>738524443Kek
how did this get a 10?
I find this hilarious because at that age I was just playing a lot of video games. That would be my mixtape, you just watch someone play Super Nintendo for hours
The cool thing about video games is there's millions of other options so you don't actually have to play or even think about this gay shit. Though I know that's hard for you, OP.
>>738525667you don't sound reasonable you sound defensive
>>738518803fuck off elon
>>738523179So just like pepsiman but without consequences despite taking full obstacles pathso stupid.
you lost, chud
>>738523992just like trannyslation, only wokies can bring layers of reading and substance to this medium by virtue of being inherently superior
>>738525473The people that review video games on the big video game review platfroms are actually literature and film students trying to use the job as a launch point for their writing/film careers. Most of them are bad at literature and film, which is why they latched onto video games because their plots are shallow enough for them to grasp and the position of games journalism is entry level so it takes no real talent to get. My point is they like movies more than video games and they like pointing out how much they understand how writing in movies works because they're film students and they want to flex their degree for potential job scouts. This game is actually a movie in disguise, and it pulls from the movies the reviewers almost certainly had to study in school. The reviewers were literally college trained to gush over this exact thing.
>>738525715I'm just tired of seeing you fags complain about these faggot ass games. It's literally every single fucking day with you niggers and half the time it's about the same game for MONTHS.
Let me guess this game was made because somebody couldn't get their artsy indie movie idea onto the big screen so instead they settled for an absolutely terrible walking sim game.
>>738525473Owner of the studio is the daughter of Larry Elison, head of Oracle, Jew, close friend of Net&Yoohoo, his son is the head of Paramount/Discovery, they also forcefully seized control of Tiktok creating American Tiktok which they curate to remove anti-Israel content. The Jews no longer just own Hollywood.
>>738520898PEPSIMAAAAAAAAN (Except with a lot less gameplay)Who sucked who's dick to have this shit promoted this much?
>>738525952and then you clicked the thread anyway and tried to "own" someone, take a break or something
>>738525473it's a good game like Expedition 33 and Baldur's gate 3, both beloved games on /v/.
>>738526048No I clicked on the thread to call OP specifically a fag.
>1838 players>1611 reviewslol, lmao even
Its kinda hard to predict goty this year as this year has a lot more games than usual. I mean outside of the obvious like GTA6.Resident Evil 9PragmataCrimson Desert Tomb Raider RemakeBlood of DawnWalker (That Vampire game from the former Witcher 3 devs)Star Wars Zero Company (Xcom Star Wars from former xcom devs)Fable 4WolverineOnimusha Way of the SwordPhantom Blade 0Gears of War E-Day (The Gears of War Prequel)Gothic Remake007 First LightBest of Reincarnation (the game freak game)Lords of the Fallen 2Castlevania Belmonts CurseSilent Hill TownfallBlack Flak RemakeOcarina of Time RemakeStarfox RemakeThat rumored Witcher 3 expansionSinking City 2 (Resident Evil clone with eldritch shit) Valor Mortis (first person dark souls clone from ghost runner devs)Stranger Than HeavenBatman Legacy of the Dark KnightThen all the random indie shit like Mixtape and other indie shit.
>>738524850>ournalists opinion of anime games is not relevantYou mean the opinion of the people who control how well received and reviewed a game is doesn’t matter? Despite the fact that we have seen MULTIPLE TIMES that game developers take their opinion seriously and do in fact alter games to pander to them? (mass effect got dumbed down due to one idiotic games journalist)You are either an idiot, naive, or actually trying to gaslight people.
>>738525069>I love when Chuds seethe about this other people enjoying stuff.You mean like how journos are seething whenever a game with attractive characters comes out?I don't see people going "Just let people enjoy things" when it's about, say, stellar blade or, the latest in journos seething, lords of the fallen.
10/10 everywhere, wow journos must really love it, what about gamers? oh.. uh... oh no..
>>738525210I'm 23 anon
>>738526357In two days they got as many reviews as their first game did in 5 years. Like it or not, for them it's already a success.No, I'm not defending anything, I have no interest in the game. Just stating a fact.
>>738518564>No choices, no real inputs other than some qtes, no fucking challengebut enough about nu god of war
>>738519964YIIK was about how toxic this behavior is and the entire internet shilled against it.
i think people under 30 shouldn't be allowed to talk about this "game"which would probably silence most of the talk around this game
>>738526959Because the main plot was idiotic, the gameplay wasn't good, and it doesn't matter how much you want to tell a story about an annoying guy learning a lesson and growing, if you make the main character annoying, people will just bounce off before he ever gets any character growth. It is a video game, not a movie or a book, you need something to keep the audience interested, and if you don't got the gameplay, you don't got the characters, why would anyone keep playing?
>UE5Oh, so the framerate isn't a stylistic choice...
>>738527019People over 30 are the ones shitting on the game however.
>>738526536it'll get one of those pity awards that are like "Games for Access for Disabled Colorblind Transgender African Children for Impact"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMCmZ0RQuLU
>>738527168makes you think doesnt it
>>738524952If it has unskippable cutscenes then it doesn't have amazing gameplay.
>>738518564Boomers put the gay kids in charge as a humiliation ritual.
>>738523383Borderlands 3 and 4 have god awful writing and stories but the gameplay itself is fun enough that it's super common for people to recommend the dialogue remover. You're spewing actual bullshit if you think great gameplay can be ruined by a bad story.
>>738527203>makes you thinkI choose not to
>>738520430It should be skateboarding and ska
>>738518564EVERYONE know that it didn't get 10s because it was good
>Gameplay is literally interactive movie where you press a button every once in a while No wonder journos love it
Life is Strange did both the coming of age thing and letting go of nostalgia thing as a college aged girl and better too, why do we need more
>>738523179>A third of the game is essentially just cutscenes that you slightly alter>On top of other cutscenes>On top of small "moments" where you basically do nothing but fuck around
>>738523992Hahaha yeah yeah yeah. And cuties was actually a heccing stunning and brave protest against pedophilia despite sexualising real children on camera and doing "casting sessions" with a large number of random kids.
Erm...... gameplay?
I bought the game, liked it and left a positive review.Sorry bros
>>738523179This "game" is made for people that their definition of being a gamer is watching a let's play on YouTube
>>738526959Because it was also bad, and everything about the game was at opposition to it's "message". The concept of the game was nostalgia bait. The setting is nostalgia bait. The gameplay is derivative of all the JRPGs the dev was nostalgic for. At several points in the game the characters namedrop media the dev is nostalgic for. There is an "inspirations" credits option on the main menu where it lists off all the nostalgic media the dev based the game off of. The plot element of Alex coming to terms with being a sheltered manchild means nothing when the entire game's DNA is bathed in some of the most desperate nostalgic yearning in video games period.
>>738525347and? A billionaire's daughter still published this turd
>>738526536all the games mentioned here are 8/10 games, good games but I dont see anything that sticks out as GOTY material. Gonna be a tough year unless we get another E33 or BG3 situation where a game comes out of nowhere and sweeps everything.
>>738527451UGHSTOP GATE KEEPING VIDEO GAMES!!!!
We already had it better like 10 years ago, this sucks
>>738518564so how much game journalist cum is in the female devs this time
>>738518564>game plays itself>game journalist's job is easy>10/10>game is hard>game journalist can't progress enough to do their job>6/10
>>738518564>People are paying $20 for a movie that is nostalgia bait and glorifies shitty music from the 80s.Night In the Woods is more of a game than this trash.
>>738519035>kinetic visual novel basicallyinteresting
>>738528332And how does the fact that Sekiro, Elden Ring and Silksong have higher critic scores on metacritic than this game fit into your theory?>inb4: t-they're actually very easyThen name 10 hard games and we'll compare.
>>738519035it's all calarts rejects who know not a single studio would greenlight their show/movie, but you can slap some jank 3D walksim for $20 and retards will eat it up. Plus annapurna/don'tnod will greenlight just about anything faggy with no gameplay.
>>738519035There's no dialogue choices so it's below visual novel-tier
At what age does the average millennial decides it is going to be his lifelong goal to be as cringe as possible?
>>738528982If only they'd eat tide pods and talk like niggers, like us based zoomers...
>>738518564First off, that's a troon. Secondly, that's just referencing Ferris Bueller.
>>738529057>If only they'd eat tide pods and talk like niggersliteral millennial memes lmao
>>738523179If this were super mario you'd be celebrating
>>738529057unc crashing out keeeeeek
>>738519228>gone home was 2 hours of whiny narration but you had to engage with the game in order to beat itlollmaohttps://youtu.be/5g3trvkAFQw
>>738523179THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD SIDEWALK RIGHT THERE WHY ARE YOU GOING INSIDE AND OVER BUILDINGS
>>738528712Apparently IGN considers this game better than Sekiro and silksong and as good as Elden Ring.
bump
>>738529204sidewalks are for geeks
>>738519079>tribute to the best years of your lifebut i didn't get invited to parties. Or have friends inviting me to hang out and shit. So what you're telling me is that this is normieslop.>>738524839You can get that in a Nancy Drew game except with actual puzzles and better story.
>>738519079>I'm miserable as an adult, and this game made me remember the things I saw in movies as a kid. 10/10I can't imagine anything more pathetic and sad than a modern-day video-game reviewer
>>738529204you don't get it, a real quirkchungus from the 90s runs down the middle of the street while listening to bad 80s pop music while crying you don't have a boyfriend or w/e this shitty game is about
>>738529278Okay. So it's as hard as ER then.>>738529289Every new game released, as long as journalists say it's good, is "the biggest industry plant".Also, in a thread earlier or maybe yesterday, someone who played the game said that one of the two main girls liked guys and the other girl's sexuality was never mentioned.So how is it? Do we have any source?
>>738518564>>738518803Post a fucking webm.
That's right chuds.
>>738523179We need a Doom version
>>738519079>Some momentary pacing problems in bedroom sequenceswill be using this in the future
>>738529771Quick shot? No, no, no, it was just a momentary pacing problem, honey
>>738529716>Circlejerktroons are shilling this game All you need to know that it's terrible
>>738529674it's been posted
Video game journalists hate video games.
I suppose this sort of thing has always existed with stuff like Happy Days and The Wonder Years but I think examples like this are freakier because they don't even pretend to celebrate the style of the past, they colonize it with current aesthetics and issues. Everything about this other than the licensed music and references screams "made in 2020s" yet gets praised for how authentic it is. I hate it.
>>738529716>I never heard of it therefore it can't be goodSpoken like a true normalnigger. I've had the game in my wishlist for nearly 2 years. I liked their previous game. It was barely a game, just like this one, but had nice visuals and guitar music, and it was kind of fun, short and cheap.
>>738518564this is so weird, it's like the retarded kid of videogames. It's like someone told everyone they had to be nice to it.
>>738519964You're describing me word for word but I hate this. Explain.
>>738523179>Jason! Jaaayson! JASON! Jason? Jason! JASON!
>>73853000419€ isn't cheap. There are free games on Steam that are far more enjoyable than any walking simulator I've ever tried
>>738530216I got it when it was -70%. I buy random 0 reviews indie games for more all the time.
>>738525153You will become the new millennial, just as they became the new boomer.
>>738520430>90s>guy who only has female friends isn't called queerunrealistic
>>738530115Uhh... I forgot to add LEFTIST millennials specifically. The types that right now are usually super progressive and likely browse plebbit on the daily.
>>738518564another day, another ch*d boiling at kinotape
>>738523179Impressive quantity of assets for what would be a joke segment in a normal game.
>>738531126they probably got a gorillion DEIbucks from the government, gotta explain somehow pissing away $200k.
>>738520898holy shit she keeps flipping people and things off... she's such a badass...
>>738520430>nostalgic art is not an accurate reflection of the time period it is idealizingWHATnext you're gonna tell me boomers' nostalgia about the 60s is also viewed through rose-tinted glassesfrankly, your claim is ridiculous, people always remember good and bad equally since they typically occur in equal measure
>>738518564this is indistinguishable from david cage, telltale games and insomniac games. i'm glad gamers are waking up to these lame "cinematic" games who wanna be movies so bad but at three times the price of a ticket
>>738531324>i'm glad gamers are waking up to these lame "cinematic" gamesthey aren't, ledditors are eating it up and blaming chuds as usual.
>>738529716Why are they acting as if AAAA live-service battlepass slop doesn't also get shit on despite receiving undue acclaim from journos?
>>738518719What popular 90s songs are in this game?Must have cost a fortune.....
>>738518564That shit isn't even a movie game, looks like a failed movie/series that got relegated to videogames.
>>738527871Thats what I mean. There is no game in that list that really stands out as an obvious winner. I guess GTA6 but I dont think GTA5 or RDR2 won goty in the years they came out. I think Last of us won in 2013 and god of war in 2018.
>>738525347Anon, his daughter is a fucking lesbian. She's the left wing black sheep of the family. She's openly pushed a lot of LGBT content.
People who graduated from High School in the 90s are in their mid-40s to early-50s now.It’s time to move on, nigga
>>738520430Says you fucker.We hung out at the arcade all the damn time.Obsess over MOVIES, not vhs tapes....as they were STANDARD (only rich fucks had laser disc)
>>738530004>he cals people "normalniggers" while consooming garbage made by pretentous "artists" and femoids who hate gamingYou will never fit in.
>>738531324“Insomniac Games” and it’s just their Spider-Man games
>>738532023GTA games won a lot of goty including the original spike game awards. Its only ign that hates rockstar games winning goty
>don't want to make good animations because too lazy>it's le artistic choice chud :)
>>738518564god damn, even normalfags are somewhat waking up.
>>738519460yoshi does this too now
>>738532548I'm purely talking about the Geoff Game Awards desu. Thats the only one that gets any real attention. I still think GTA6 will probably win though as there is no real other huge games that stand out as winners
I decided to be a sad enough fuck to watch a playthrough of this. The protagonist is an absolute self-centred cunt. Most enraging part is when her best friend gets grounded by her police officer dad and instead of caring about her friend's last day being ruined, she instead whines and has a tantrum over her soundtrack being ruined.
>scroll down on this persons twitter>has been spamming this game/their opinions on itI am not buying this shit, or even watching a playthrough, but why are Twitter retards always trying to farm up engagement instead of moving onto a game they enjoy? Game sucks, move on and post shit you enjoy
>>738532668Spike game awards is the original Geoff Game Awards. GTA San Andreas, GTA4 and GTA5 won goty on those awards
>>738525069nobody is enjoying it. Everything about this game and the "reviews" is performative
>>738532556>the lack of a streamer mode is also an artistic choice, it has absolutely nothing to do with walking sims being easily pirated off of youtube! :)
>>738532335I "consoom" mostly Japanese games and indies you've never heard about, normoid.
>>738518564Why are these devs appropriating 80s and 90s culture and pretending everything was ALWAYS woke, lame and gay?.
>the past was full of bigots and chuds>but it was cool if you rebelled against them>totally not a common theme back in the day, and is unique>literally every billion dollar company puts pride flags into everything>why do people hate me, I just want to explain how I came from someone getting a positive aids test
>10/10 in western/subhuman circles grimcan't wait for dorito pope and other eunuchs to fellate this niggershit >>738532836it's perfectly fine to voice your opinion, distaste, to criticize, hate, mock, review, ridicule and shit all over every single product that isn't free - especially if it's critically acclaimed by the mainstream media get cancer and die for trying to subdue and shame the freedom to do any of the aforementioned things
>>738520898The mix frame-rate just hurts
>See trailer for a game before it comes out>You know EXACTLY what it is
>>738518564Looks more like something from 2008-2012 then the 90s
>>738518564Is this a homo game?
>>738533120https://youtu.be/f3xUjw2BCYE
>>738529289>Lesbianit's hetshit though with THE most disgusting hetshit scene in vidya since abby got anally crust busted in TLoU2 which was already a high bar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb_6YgEkHG4
>>738533429>good aidsthey had so much hope.
>>7385186524chan support video and OP choose screenshoting the Xeet
>>738523992>fuck bears - as a joke>underage french slobbering - as a joke
>>738527269And you're literally engaging with half a product while recommending duct tape "fixes" to people on a product you supposedly like. You're the one spewing bullshit if you think that isn't an example of a bad story bringing gameplay down.
>>738520898Girls weren't "le edgy badasses" in the 90s though. They didn't skateboard and they certainly didn't flip people off. This is literally shitlib revisionism
>>738533018Uh huh. Sure.
>>738525347>Larry Ellison is literally a chudBy which standards?
>>738520430like 90% of what the movie presents as 90s is actually 80s anyway. most of the music is from pre-1993, the fashion is more 80s. the skateboards they're riding is an 80s deck. people "love the 90s" but don't even know what the 90s were.
>nostalgiaNot a fan. I would better play games from those timest.30yo zoomer
>>738523595because this is deliberately disgusting and unsexual as possible. same reason that show Big Mouth can get away with being overtly about puberty and budding sexuality in preteens; because it's so fucking disgustingly ugly that no normalfag will look at it and feel sexual titillation.
>>73852898212, when they started wearing skinny jeans and eyeliner despite being male
>>738534321You can literally see games I buy here: >>738530440Most of them Japanese, including some Japanese-only. And you haven't heard about any of those.
>>738518803Fucking shut the fuck up and stop talking back you sack of nigger filth.
>"90's nostalgia game">it's just super faggy stomp clap hey 2010's hipster shitwhat?
>>738530001MASH was supposed to be set during the Korean war but everyone remembers it as Vietnam because literally everything about the writing screams 'this is the 1960s'
>>738534561And the trousers, you'd be made fun off remorselessly if you went around in high rise pants like that chick(?) is wearing.
game journos are disgusting. the easier and shorter the game the more likely they will give it a high score
The reviews for this game seem very biased. A lot of game reviewers all come from a very similar background. A lot of them are from rich neighbourhoods in places like California and London and whatnot. They come from money while pretending not to.
>>738534970>I'm not a normalfag, see? I buy random japanese shit so clearly I'm one of you despite the fact I play and follow Dustborn-tier garbage made by faggots and women!Go suck dicks on reddit, normalfag.
>>738535064MASH is very vague about the setting and protagonists are team of doctors and support staff, no soldiers.
>>738518564is she trans
Does anyone else feel like they get deja vu reading threads like this? I mean like the entire discourse around Mixtape is so predictable. I've seen basically the same comments from both the "chud" side and the "woke" side dozens of times before, and will probably see the same arguments when the next gay game comes out too. It's not that I disagree with the criticisms either. This looks like a shit walking sim and I rolled my eyes when I saw the IGN 10/10 score. I just feel like the internet, including /v/, has been on the same loop for the last 10 years.
>>738535180I'm not one of "you", that's for sure. I play video games and I don't get paid for fighting political wars in the internet.
>>738535180Stop arguing with him. Just filter the fucking posts. Nothing will change until either people like this get absolutely dogpiled and have 30 posters telling them to fuck off or the mods ban blatant baiting normalfags like this.
>>738534315oh they were. there were legions of "I'm one of the guys and am such a lesbian hippy RIOT GRRRL neopagan wicca goth" types. they got passed around like living onaholes and tossed in the gutter and turned into the unmarried 30-something latte-sipping HR bitches who run society now.
>>738518564tranny fuck runs like it has a wound for a cunt and dilate to aggressively.
>>738524219Spiderverse did it to save on production costs while running a social media campaign months before release involving paying off youtubers, streamers and highly followed twitter accounts to claim it is an artistic design choice and that they love it. Now everything else is aping it.
>>738535250this is the same kind of nigga to be the first to wave the white flag in war and surrender because he's "tired" of fighting for what was his.Hey man, some people are born to be bitch made, no problem with it. Faggot.
>>738535115depends. lowrise didn't become popular until 97 or 98, whenever the Spice Girls and other groups like them first really got popular. before then high rise was the norm. the frumpy nerd girls kept wearing them well into the 00s. "mom jeans"
>>738535353keep up the good fight, warrior!raging in twitter threads will bring glory to his house.
>>738519079When are they finally come to age they keep coming and coming
>>738518564I swear the cover looks like that Korean demon girls movie and to top it off, it has the same frames lmao
>>738535190my point was the writing and social sensibilities. there is a literal hippie peacenik in the cast. I think they tried to play him off as a 50s beatnik but he acts far more like a flower power 60s hippy.
>>738535353We're shitposting on 4chan wtf are you on about?
>>738535414you know what sis, no, you're right! I should just post demoralization messages about how "tired" i am of all the fighting, along with a picture of a withered skeleton! Heehee
>>738535480sir i'm fighting for my country and against the tide of historical revisionism. The american 90s were nothing like this video game suggests. We have to fight back sir.
>>738518564I wish more games were just movies/tv shows these days. Like the FF7 Remake games. They're such terrible video games. Should've just movies/tv episodes.
>>738534204it's a game not a movie, the writing does not constitute half
>>738535353I'm not on anyones side. I would throw both sides under the bus for my own personal benefit. Having allegiance to any side is retard behaviour.
>>738534315damn I didn't know you knew every girl alive in the 90s, that's crazy
>>738535250Because its manufactured outrage and engagement marketing, these threads are nothing but sock puppets and useful idiots regurgitating the same tired lines they've been programmed you spout on command. Its designed to sweep any actual criticism under the rug and give it a clickbait news cycle to boost sales.
>>738535594this nigga thinks he's an anime protagonist. Kill yourself my nigga
>>738518564looks like the perfect game for the average handless vidya ""journalist""
>>738535363highrise was big in the 80's (to the point of ridicule in some cases) 90's was pretty average, only "mom picks your clothes" kids went around with highrises, then yes around the late 90's you have all those girls with lowrises so low to the point you could see the top of their pubes, good times.
>>738519079>some weaker gameplay sectionskek
>>738535650>Its designed to sweep any actual criticism under the rug and give it a clickbait news cycle to boost sales.there's actual, poignant criticism in this thread though. What are you on about? This isn't a twitter thread with nigerian and seamonkey bots farming to pay off their rent.Why disingenuously write off the whole discussion because of a few bad apples? Are you retarded?
>>738535652I'd only kms if I could take everyone else down with me. Theres no point to anyone else if I dont exist. Also I hate anime weeb shit and never watch it.
From what I'm getting some of you fags are defending the game because of a childhood you once had and it's now gone right? You know is slop right?
>>738535250Congratulations, you saw the patterns of the "culture-war" threads.
>>738518564>"Indie" game>All music is licensed music
>>738518564just reply on twitter
>>738535859how many times are you going to keep validating and replying to your own messages, pathetic freak?
>>738525153how about you make your own? seething about millennials and making that the entire foundation of your life & culture isn't going to stop you from growing old.at least millennials had their own things that were completely detached from their boomers parents
>>738535710no, it was up to the navel pretty consistently until the late 90s. here's JLo (one of the top sex symbols of the 90s) in a movie from 1997, wearing very 90s high rise (kinda baggy in a way that modern fashion would consider frumpy). and remember, she was supposed to be seen as eyecandy in this movie. You can look up any of those "interview randoms on the street from the past" popular on youtube and pay attention to the girls. they're all consistently wearing waistbands at their waist. lowrise came in hot and fast in the late 90s with the rise or "urban fashion". originally chicks were going out and buying men's pants and sagging them like a dude to show their panties, then sometime around 99 this transitioned to skintight but with the waistband deliberately cut low to emulate the look of sagging.
>>738535937Wrong Anon schizo. I don't even care about this shit.
>>738520430because it's "nostalgia" for people who never even experienced that time, kek
>>738523179Obviously as a game this is garbage but the aesthetic is good
>>738520898this is no different than REquiem's bike chase, bunch of hipocrites
>>738535710the real issue with the jeans the chick wears in Mixtape is that they aren't that sort of frumpy cut popular in the 90s, they're slimcut and with a high hem like modern jeans. NOBODY wore jeans like that in the 90s, that's the Urkel look who was deliberately meant to be as unfashionable as possible. back then chicks were wearing bootcut and sometimes outright flares/bellbottoms, because there was a big wave of 70s/hippy nostalgia in the latter half of the 90s. chicks were actually digging through their mothers closets and going to used clothes shops to find vintage bellbottoms.
>>738536053anyone who utters the word aesthetic is a gay retard. same as vibes and feel and tone. just say you're too stupid to articulate your feelings and I will at least respect the honesty
>>738535882They have to show you how great their taste is music is
>>738519079it's a perfect 10/10 game for the
>>738536253>articulating opinions about visuals and design is bad when you use words I don't likeshut up toddler
>>738536429*game journo crowdwhoopsmake of that what you will
>>738536253aesthetic existed before you were born you retarded faggot.
>>738523595because this is a gross out gag retard
You miserable faggots can't stand when something is good and people are happy
>>738536667>something is good>people are happygreat point you made there man. Really powerful stuff.
>>738523179Me when I'm shitting my pants
>>738536736Thanks for proving my point. How bad is your life to end up as such a joyless miserable sack of shit?
>>738519964That describes me perfectly, and I think this 'game' looks like complete and utter garbage.
>>738536667
>barely any actual gameplay>extended movie lengthwhy wouldn't you just make a movie at this point
>>738519079>trophy hunters going for platinumAwfully optimistic lmao
>>738518803kill yourself
>>738536501Seems fitting that you had to patch your post about Starfield
>>738536836You can charge more if its a video game and it can be cheaper to make than a movie.
>>738536767lot's of assumptions there, bud. I'm gonna need you to take a breather and swallow a couple of those pills your mom and your doctor told you to take.
>>738536667>let people enjoy things
Idk, I think I like this game just cuz of how much ass pain it's causing (You) nerds.
>>738518564>LGBT bullshit>nostalgia bait for people who didn't actually experience a decade>no gameplaySo that's the key to a 10/10 in IGN's eyes.
>>738523595Yes this is more normal than whatever nips put into their perverted games. Seethe harder, weeb.
beholdhttps://litter.catbox.moe/f4434na40da2hcq6.mp4
Everything I'm reading tells me this is a game about teen friendship and love written by and for people who were friendless video game addicts in high school.
>>738523992that's kind of the point though, the context makes all the difference in how it is perceived by its intended audience because it is played for laughs and done in a very deliberate way as to cover up any potential perversion with humor but it's still two teens making out with each other, someone could still very easily get off to a scene like this but it's very clearly presented as "this is okay as long as it's falling in line with my sensibilities and not outwardly sexual in nature"
>>738537051>woah dude its like a music video you can interact with!you know I could almost get that, if it wasn't always some awful indie rock vid they were trying to emulate. imagine if it was like a DEVO or Oingo Boingo golden age of MTV video, or the Heavy Metal movie.
>>738536875kek
>>738536949you're brown. What you like or don't like is kind of irrelevant to anyone.
>>738518564Fuck David Cage and his gay little pseech aboyt game overs being a failure of the gamd designer.More narrative games should take after Esoteric Ebb tbdesu
unlike 2014, these sites have no pull anymore, nobody cares, they can't manufacture consensus like they used to.ignore blasthavers
>>738526749Still 3x Concord
>>7385373833 x 0 = ?
>>738537254someone could make a game like this based on The Wall by Pink Floyd and it'd get completely lambasted by game journalists incapable of looking past surface level imagery
>>738537447Concord's ATP on Steam was like 698 CCUs.
>>738537051This could be kino if it wasn't also in a shitty walking simWhy waste time on this stuff?
>>738519079The clips I've seen has very 2000-2010 college comedy writing. It's American Pie/Euro Trip tier
>>738518652I see people linking to reddit all the time now shits grim
>>738536824Ironic honestly
>>738523179Is this just another Midwest fever dream like Night in the Woods?
>>738525048YOU´RE TURNING PEOPLE INTO GLUE!!!
>>738523179>Tfw a 35 year old millennial has one sip of coffee
>>738518803And? Fuck off newfag and lurk moar.
>>738523461The person that made this has never had a kiss huh
>>738519079Is there anything actually gay about this game or is this just /v/ and the usual faggots on Steam pre-emptively seething about adjacent or completely unrelated grievances? Cause the only thing related to any sexuality I'd seen from this game is a teenage boy and girl kissing. Course knowing what /v/'s been like for the last ten years even completely normal heterosexuality is gay somehow.
>>738518564Several """""professional"""" reviewers are showing that they've receive "gifts" (bribes) in their social accounts. I'm glad this shitty woke movie is failing (it's not a game)
>>738518564No>buy an ad?Only shitty journo plant games get this much uninterrupted discussion on /v/?
>>738520853>Anita is back in the spotlightShe's back because people are roasting her, not because they're praising that bitch.
>>738523179What is this
>>738537378You're right anon! I found out GRIP XR got a demo yesterday and I WILL play it!
>>738523461>underage homo girls (with malefaces) doing this is somehow not pedo while asian games are all pedo (as much they show holding hands and nothing else)I hate these people so much
>>738523992Unironically consumer of this kind of shit posted hereWhat a fucking disgusting faggot.
Does anyone else have anti-woke fatigue? I’m tired of anti-woke grifters and chuds getting outraged over a game just because journalists happen to like it.
>>738537378Show 'em them girl(trans) powarrrr!Also, when you kill yourself, don't use a shotgun. It's had to clean your trans brains from the ceiling.
>>738519079So how many times are they going to say "coming of age" across all these reviews? It's made me hate that term, and I already knew I disliked that genre.
>>738519079>weaker gameplay>five starsgame journalists lmao
>>738537758kek
>>738537051I guess when you don't have any gameplay, you can afford to add a few extra physics objects
https://litter.catbox.moe/fglq7qve05y0vsu2.mp4gem alert
>>738518564There was a japanese game where a girl was abused for not being a piano prodigy like her father and brother. Each time a scene ended and she was near a piano it would fade to black you would hear a couple notes then a mistake. Every time she played it she got a little further until the end of the game where she hits even less than before and says "I knew i couldnt do it." Before the protag joins her at the bench saying, "you just need a little help" and they begin a duet that crescendos to the ending theme with a vocal track by emi Evans.It was the best use of music I have ever seen in a game I was genuinely blown away by the artistic expression in that moment. Mixtape plays some fucking stupid rock song and hopes u liked it when you were a kid.Guess which got a 10/10 and a 7/10.
>>738518564So it's Heavy Rain? Yeah, looks like shit, but what's up with people having organized melties over shit games? It's just a shit game.
Whoaaaaaaa
>>738538410Fuck you, Anon
>>738538505It's called review bias. If only the people who are already inclined to like a certain type of game play that game, then the resulting reviews are more likely to be positive. It happens all the time with VNs and the like, that have a niche, but somewhat dedicated, audience
>>738537051What the fuck do the lyrics say around the 0:40 mark?>"I've changed God in my way" (?????)This shit is blasphemous on top of being gay as well.
>>738538410>>738537758LMAO
I was pleased that Cassandra told her dad to fuck off and the lighter scene when The Ritz was on fire was hilarious. I wasn't pleased with her dad being revealed as a music aficionado like Rockford because it was executed like shit.Also funniest bit of the entire game is this line in the credits about Aborigines.
>>738525726>Fat pig Brit fawns over some millennial trannies fan fic of what the 90s were like in AmericaWhat happened to the English? They used to have an empire.
>>738538495Because it's getting good reviews so culture war dipshits are hoping to get clicks on it.
>>738538420>all those words and no game titlewear the 7/10 as a badge of honor, who gives a shit if a homogenized board that likes the worst kind of slop didn't care about the game? talk about it yourself
Fagslop.
>>738538830Yeah, guess I'm falling for it myself. Engagement is engagement after all, even if it's just people saying it's weird to be so obsessed with it.
>>738526536RE9 will get it because its the safest pick. Pragmata goes against the globohomo Israel first narrative so it cannot be nominated. Crimson Desert is is Korean slop. GTA 6 is not releasing this year.
>>738538830pretty sure its explicitly getting good reviews so that will happen, the people who sponsor joe savethewhiteraceandblessisrael on youtube whining about le wokies also own the chatgpt journo sites giving games like this 1000/10 reviews
>>738538868Its labyrinth of galleria. It requires actually playing the game to see the story so nobody finished it.The 3651 floor dungeon and what it represents is the closest thing we will ever get to art in this medium.
>>738518564Crimson Desert sisters...We fucking lost
>>738536053Media with this kind of aesthetic feels like it's injecting estrogen straight into my eyeballs
>>738519460Ripping off spiderverse which fucking sucks btw because i love that movie and thought the animation is limited to the franchise but now every reddit retard wants to copy it and shitting it up
>>738518564why am I supposed to be enraged about this game in particular? am I supposed to be mad that people made a game I'm not interested in?
>>738539156It's more cheaping out disguised as an aesthetic choice. Same reason every company went minimalist in the 2010s.
>>738536667Not true. I liked RE9 and Pragmata. And I liked Expedition 33 last year.
>>738518564i like these types of games because i can't be bothered to watch regular moviesit's like finishing a telltale game then realising barely any choices matter and what you really enjoyed was the storytelling/movie aspect (like last year's dispatch)although this doesn't guarantee I'll enjoy it i still have to like the story or the characters and the events that transpire
>>738524839Same. I actually really enjoyed it, but the father was a much more interesting character than the gay kid.
>>738520898Spiderverse and its consequences have been a disaster to framerates in indie film and video games.
>>738524914Love by the smashing pumpkins
>>738538625>if people like the game that they like, then they will like it and it will be reflected in their positive reviewsEnd the Steam review system now, it won't get any better than this.
>>738519079>Watch the trailer>It's a story about teenagers going to parties and buying booze while underage and avoiding copsFucking normies REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>738536667You can like [insert product name here] and still give it a 5/10 or less if [insert product name here] is not a good game. I'm here to shit on journalists.
>>738518564A lot of journos are giving it perfect scores so I am sure this clip lacks context and the whole game isnt like that.
>>738525347He's not a chud, he's a glowie establishment type conservative zogbot.
>>738539536>Coming of age story in the 2020s>It's four teenagers (who live in different states and have never met in real life) playing Fortnite>All of them are on antidepressants and ADHD meds>One of them has been on HRT since age 11>None of them can read a single page of a novel in one sitting
>>738519079>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"the best years of your life"holy shit this is piteous
>>738526536More than half of this list is not even out yet
>>738519079Same people who rated marathon a high score btw
>>738539779Holy kino 10/10 GOTY
i didn't do any of this shit growing upi just played vidya with my friends and went to school until i graduated
>>738539521Not what I said. Look at it from the other side: people who don't like VNs aren't going to play VNs, and as such aren't going to review them. So for a VN to get a good review, it doesn't have to be a good game in the general sense, it only has to be a good VN for people who already like VNs
>>738539795Is it pretentious? It just comes off as sad to me, like they've already given up hope that they'll ever be happy again
>>738518719>about growing upit's not even about thatthere is no real plot or meaning behind this gamenone of the characters learn anything or improve
>>738537378-Says /v/ doesn't power & ignore haters-While still posting hereYou're a silly little tranny aren't you?...
why didn't this old aussie make his game about 90s Australia? at least that would be different and maybe a glimpse into something not seen by many
>>738539795i remember at the end of 8th grade one of the teachers or school faculty told us that our upcoming high school years would be the best years of our lives.Even at that age and moment i was like, wait is this person serious? There are people that genuinely peaked at that time and those tend to be the weak emotional types that derive and see happiness as only coming from emotion. Your prime teenage years are your most emotional and vulnerable, and that's all those people can value. There is no deeper layer to them, like maybe a philosopher that derives happiness from some sort of mental understanding as life goes on.
People being upset about this "game" is fucking hilarious. The same ones will turn around and fellate a visual novel, despite those doing the exact same thing as this game does: its a different form of media putting on a video game skin suit to market it to people.
>>738523179Imagine if someone came into your workplace and, for an entire week, just did your job for you while all you had to do was wrap up after he leaves. You'd probably buy that guy a beer at the very least, right?When your job is to play and complete video games to review them, a game like this that practically plays itself wouldn't be far off from the same scenario. Game journos truly do just hate video games, and the less effort they require, the better.
>>738518564>3 minutes of nothing >but Its okay when Japan does it.
>>738518564Okay but the story and art design are really good. Why do gamers think every game has to be Mario, were 15 years on from walking simulators being invented
>>738520898What year is it supposed to be in?
>>738519079>4 HOURS
>>738540092anon read the post again :'(
>>738518564>zoomer devs>millennial erawhy?
>>738537674this game would have an entirely different public reception if the cast were a bunch of furry creatures
>>738519079millennials are not human
>>738540343>despite those doing the exact same thing as this game does:Mixtape has branching paths and different endings then? if so then it's fine.
>>738518564>"""Game""" by non-gamers who hate games makes a fake game with absolutely no gameplay How are normalfags BARELY discovering this phenomenon???
>>738540023Yes? Obviously reviews are for people who are interested in the genre of the game, you fucking retard
>>738540343there is a major difference between this game and the average VN and I'll assume you have the intelligence to figure it out
>"Next up on my mixtape?">looks smugly at camera>"Well, it's gotta be Chumbawumba by Tubthumper TM">camera zooms out over neighorhood>I GET KNOCKED DOWN>camera zooms into bedroom window>Furbies TM and Beanie Babies TM all over the room>camera zooms in on each one>"It's the 90s, am I right?">tap A to shake Furby>shake it too fast, it goes flying across the room>I GET KNOCKED DOWN>camera zooms to sky>"Ahh, I wish these 90s days would last forever..."Is this really what passes for a video game these days?
>>738540620Well, fuck me sideways
These "reviewers" don't even know what a fucking game is anymore or just outright despise the media.Don't even want to call this a walking sim or VN, because that would be degrading to both of them.
>>738541023Kino...
Doesn’t hold a candle to DEAR ESTHER
>>738539779
>>738540813My point is that just because a game has overwhelmingly positive reviews on Steam, that doesn't mean it's actually good
>>738538206>>738540245LOL, Anons clearly talking about metacritic you illiterate tranny obsessed retards.
Zoomers definitely imagine the 90's being better than they were, and then they get jealous that Millennials squandered their rosy straw man of the 90's instead of passing it down to them.I prefer the sort of zoomer that whines at length about 'actually the 00's were great' (they weren't) because that's at least honest nostalgia where they overrate something they were around to experience.
>>738519079>bad: remembering the suckThe what?
>>738541719>talking about metacriticImplying Metacritic isn't full of mentally ill trannies now
>>738541840the same thing happened with the 80s, the timescale is just moving forward
>>73853525012 years and yes, Russia spends 300m to make sure the internet became like this. I dont give a fuck about Ukrainians, I just want more of my tax dollars to go to killing slavs for ruining the internet. Thanks for gamergate and endless culture war threads you slavshit untermensch.
>>738541867My guess is they mean "90's were heckin homophobic!"
>>738541927That is what Anon was saying. He implied exactly that. Can you fucking read retard. How brown are you.
>>738542272Get mad, faggot
>>738542451Sure you didnt mean tranny? LOL
>>738542272Did you read that gif that anon posted? He's implying that he'll ignore what this site and OP's says and will play this shitty ass game that part of what is making things worse.
>>738542502Trannies are faggots with a few more steps.
>>738541840The 90s were great if you were rich and could hang out at the mall every day. Poor kids have encyclopedic knowledge of Spongebob and Simpsons episodes for a reason.
>>738542571unlike 2014, these sites(metacritic) have no pull anymore, nobody cares, they can't manufacture consensus like they used to.ignore blasthaversWhy would he say ignore the blasthavers if he was not referencing the 85 score and instead the 4chan haters?
>>738521201God I always love remembering this series and then going back to watch a few episodes. Still pretty enjoyable. Metallikats, Dr Viper, and Pastmaster were all kino villains.
>>738529289>LesbianDude has no idea what the game is about and is making assumptions.
I just finished it and it was great. Of course /v/ was wrong again. You hate on games without playing them.
>>738542918they're both true
>>738519079>hardly any gameplay, clips didn't seem that witty, surface level nostalgia too.what a scam.
>>7385265363 good games, wow what a year!
Zoe Quinn being a whore directly led to the formation of BRICS and the closure of the Strait of Hormuz, what will this game lead to?
>>738527871>>738543236You don't like video games. You like video game culture that involves whining.
The amount of /v/ seethe over this random indie game is very inorganic. I am just going to assume that it's actually really good so /v/ contrarianism is on full display.
>>738542918>>738543004E33 is a videogame
>>738543318government grant ass looking game means we involuntarily have skin in the game, while you are bringing up "inorganic."
>>738539795>>738540317>"Cheer up kid, these are the best years of your life.">"You mean it gets worse?"They were totally wrong, college was the best years of your life.
>>738542918E33 was genuinely a good game, Mixtape is just lesbian movieslop made for nostalgic soillenials.
>>738543295somehow Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson will become the President
>>738543295>what will this game lead to?$5.00 Steam sales in a few months.
This is why /v/ is hating on this game lol.
>>738523179Finally... A game that journos can beat
>>738543654>womancore game dethrones another womancore gamethey really are dominating the industry, it's over for us moids...
>>738540753>>738540968Im not sure I see your point, the level of interactivity in both is equal. There are many vn without branching paths or true fail states, and they do not face the hate that is being leveled here at his game.If your point was "its ok when japan does it" then its taken, but otherwise I am not so sure what the point is. This is interactive media that isnt really a video game exactly the same as VNs are.
>>738543654>officiallyand who is this official arbiter of games?
>>738543654>has no ball>has no guncourse /v/ will hate it
>>738543654Typical tendies
>>738523179schizokino
>>738520898You can tell this game was made by someone that got bullied in his teens. I kinda feel bad for them.>>738536146And everyone thinks it's the worst section of the game.
>>738543554Is it actually a government grant game though, or is this just more seethe? Because if not I don't see why anyone would care.
>>738519079Nah we are way passed the point of something being fucking wrong here
>>738543654Crimson Desert bros...
>>738523179KINOOOOOOOOOOO
>>738518564the qtes dont do anything, you auto succeed if you dont press anything
>>738520898this looks so fucking bad
>>738537758
>>738520898AAAAA I LOVE MISMATCHING FRAMERATES IT IS AWESOME IT IS ART CONGRATS TO EVERYONE WHO MAKES MISMATCHING FRAMERATES
As a 90s kid myself the worst thing about this "game" is how it portrays 90s girls as edgy skaters that don't need no man and that are against normies and counter culturelike, hello?girls in the 90s were the biggest NPCs
>>738540462best loading screen ever.
>>738538709LAST TIME to acknowledge the abos before they go extinct from gasoline fumes withdrawal
>>738523179I don't ever care about the length of this as there's tons of games where you go for longer without anything happening (Crimson Desert's "walk and talk sections"), but it pisses me off the character doesn't just go around most of the obstacles and instead likes to crash/crawl through them which takes LONGER.
>>738524565>>738529083Yeah, that was my impression tooI guess they figured that zoomies wouldn't notice since they're unlikely to seek classic cinema on their own, unless their favorite heckin streamer told them to
>4 hours lame and gay walking sim with a soundtrack full of popular 90s and 80s bands but not the mainstream hits only the deeper cuts only true fans (an posers) "appreciate" made with money from the fucking daughter of Oracle's co-founderIt's nepo babies all the way down
>>738518564whats the difference between this and visual novel games? like persona 5
>>738544530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>/v/ says journalist scores are worthless and no one takes them seriously >also melts down over journalist scoresit's all so tiresome
>>738520898>>738523179
>People clowning on the running segment despite not realizing it's a homage to the late 80s classic Ferris Buelerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgyN_kr1BbMSo it's all zoomies who never lived through the 80s/90s trying to doompost this game, yes?
>>738536146Nah man, riding bikes with Gideon was buttery smooth and the cutscenes were stupid fun. It's not comparable.
>>738544590Do you enjoy being retarded?
>>738524219Spiderverse did irreparable damage to indie and low budget media. For reference, Spiderverse only did it to simulate stop-motion-page-turning comic books. It makes no sense in literally any other context.
>>738537758gem
>>738523179terrible, also parkour definitely wasn't a 90s thing
>never hear about a game>/v/ gives it a huge free ad campaign It keeps happening Saros, this...You guys are being used by the marketers at this point
>>738523992haha it's for laughs bro, it's funny and cute, or cute and funny
>>738523595Oh quit pearl clutching, you fuckin faggot
>>738539779and yet those four boys will have sex with the tranny and become men
>>738545008Yes I'm sure shit talking it on /v/ will boost its 2,000 player peak.
>>738524256It's not sexualization, it is humor. You pretending not to understand the difference between a "AIIIIEEEE SENPAI MY PANTSU DON'T LOOK PERVERT" and a joke is making discourse impossible.
>>738523179It's such a long sequence. Even sped up, it feels so long
>>738543779the many VNs without branching paths or true fail states also don't get praised as the second coming of jesus for being afraid of what is arguably the part of games as an interactive medium that contributes most to them being considered a form of art, the freedom to actually interactalso note that says 'average' VN, as in one that manages to have basic features one could consider "gameplay" and rise above the bare level of mediocrity that a lot of shovelware being passed off as VNs are nowadays
>>738545119I went and bought Saros because it looked like a fun Returnallike. Never heard of it before /v/ started talking about it lmao I suspect there are reverse marketers on /v/.
>>738545119You're dumb my nigger, as if you aren't doing this across all social media it's been like that since the original gamor gatorsAnd yeah it will
>>738527019I'm 35 and I hate I hate the entire nostalgia for the 90s and early 2000s I was actually there and the shit we have now is infinitely better if you can handle it and aren't a deranged dopamine addict.I still think smartphones are the coolest shit ever I can wipe out my phone and play pokemon or final fantasy while listening to music on my 150 dollars wireless headphones that sound better than 99% of the shit you could buy in the 90sI don't long for walkmen, discmen VHS tapes or highschool
>>738520898This is masturbatory nostalgia by people who have never actually grown in that decade.
>>738518564>No choices, no real inputs other than some qtes, no fucking challenge that explains the 10/10. It's perfect for journalists
>>738545230and? did you like it?
>>738545275You're gay as fuck.
>>738545119this board absolutely has shill marketing, this isn't newif it gets even five people to pay money and play it out of bile fascination all the way to the end (just past Steam refund window btw) the shilling worked
>>738518719the only song I know as a 92 american kid is the one that goes baby hit me more time because even as an 8 year old i wasn't a normalfag
>>738545275If you're 35 then you were barely there for the '90s. This game was made for people like you.
>>738545330It was a solid 7.5/10. Excellent gameplay, but a story that takes itself way too seriously and meanders in the last act.
>>738519079>Perfect length (4 hours)How do people who hate playing video games have jobs reviewing video games?
>>738543572>peaking in collegei'd say you were worse than them if it wasn't for the fact the world is at least opening up more in college. but if college is unironically where you peaked i'm afraid you're only marginally less pathetic.
I am 45 years old. This game was made for me. Can't wait to relive my teenage girl days (I am a man).
>>738545275No you weren't there because you keep talking about things when it was the intangibles that made it betterLike you could walk to your buds house and play games until 9 pm and no one would worry or call you weird for not just playing online. The entire world was calmer, zero sum thinking wasn't present in the first world. Everything was cheaper too.
>>738538713they developped a humiliation fetish after losing the world to america
>>738518803Not at all. Twitter gets almost no natural traffic of its own sk threads like this are necessary to prop up the social media accounts of "influencers."
>>738518564Rating that 10/10 is the same as millennials rating some pandering slop on letterbox 5/5 just because it caters to them or features some "ally" actress they politically align with.
>>738525347No one in the kosher right is a proper chud
>>738545507congrats for being the 500th reply of this post
>>738522276Daughter of billionaire oracle founder Ellison, who owns an entire hawaiian island. That kind of indie
>>738536836because as crazy as it sounds, movies are held to higher standards.
>>738518564So Mixtape, a short videogame about Soillennial late 80s-90's nostalgia with NO GAMEPLAY gets 10/10 reviews from every fucking outlet.On the other hand Yiikk, a 20+hour long rpg game with GAMEPLAY which more soillennial core than Mixtape, gets shat on upon its release, and its FREE re-release gets ignored.Something doesnt add up with this estrogenic videogame critics
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-made-the-mistake-of-peaking-at-some-gaming-discourse-on-social-media-jesus-fucking-christ-its-about-mixtape.1515259/
>>738545395>Britney Spears sells her discography for 200 million >suddenly hear her songs everywhere in ads Blargh
>>738545669@Grok, summarize this image. I don't want to read.
>>738521201Callie made me a feminist I miss real feminism
Everyone is too happy in these 90s games. For much of the 90s we were caught is social malaise. The booming 80s left us in economic downturn, this is when Japan went stagnant btw... Heroin addicts defined mainstream music, movies were bigger listic about corporate life and technology, and we were fast approaching the outright rage of rap-rock and nu-metal. They were peaceful, but not happy times.
>>738518564I don't know why devs keep trying these types of games the only one I've ever played and enjoyed a bit was Road 96 which I would never recommend to anybody else because even I don't know what about it was about the game that appealed to me.
>>738518803Haha, yes oldfag senpai who belongs here. You should go and post tú favorito X (formerly twitter) posts to the relevant board, such as /o/, /fit/, or /g/. They'll enjoy them much more and you won't be lambasted by these upset virgin chudcels on /v/
>>738545859Pokemon on the playground
>>738546036Big jeff definitely looks like a C&C character with that outfit lol
>>738545473I didn't say I peaked in college, I said they were the best years. I'm doing fine now; I'm certainly sharper, wiser, more experienced, and accomplished; but nothing can compete with the constant learning interesting stuff, constantly meeting new people, and all the partying and easy socialization of college.
>>738518803When will you normalfags realize that you are not welcome here
>>738538967>GTA 6 is not releasing this year.you are a retard
>>738545859>peaceful The balkans had multiple genocides
>>738545669it always amazes me how these people can write and talk so much and say so little.It's even funnier because that is exactly what she is excusing the other woman on twitter of
>>738525774Weird how this place dislikes Musk all of a sudden.
>>738546118I guess I should add that I went to college before the mid 10's SJW takeover; I imagine college these days is a lot less fun.
>>738546243I don't think 4chan ever liked him outside of pol fags, you're thinking of reddit
>>738546207Well, peaceful in the west. From our perspective, we were cleaning up after the Cold War. Not sure what your point is because the game is about California.
>>738546118>i didn't say i peaked, i just said i peaked??
>>738546243>suddenly
>>738545669journos are truly the most endangered minority of them all
>>738546568Define 'peaked', then.
>>738519964>millennials who never grew upMillennials were raised on edgy offensive XTREME media but the current industry exclusively hires fags and cucks. Real millennial nostalgia wank would be attitude era wrestling flavored.
>>738539779Zoomer illiteracy, social media addiction, and ADHD are why games and movies keep lowering the standards. All tutorials are voiced and mandatory, zoomers cannot read.
>>738520898this looks decent idk why you guys are so mad, seems like there's a bunch of projection in the replies
>>738546568the apex of something. also known as "the best". are you ESL?
>>738523179Certified Blastings will be had
>>738542112>calling out lame and gay shit is the problem you are fucked in the head
