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>>738524327Come to Brazil.
Played the demo, wasn't impressed.
>>738524475That's fine. At least you aren't a bitch about it like some of the other anons.
>the literal first mod is a mod to remove the moleshttps://www.nexusmods.com/motorslice/mods/1
>>738524912>some can't appreciate molesSad.
>>738524979I hope they're at least paying you for all the work you've been doing in the past days.
>>738524979People don't want imperfection, they are not sad, they are based.
Demo was alright. I'll wait for a sale. Should be more mods by then too.
>>738525083But moles are like...perfect imperfections and stuff. Ya know?
>>738524912kek, they can't help themselves
Is Coffee good for you?
>>738524912Based
>>738526635If you don't drink too much, then yes. But I expected someone like P to be a fan of energy drinks rather than coffee, given what her job is.
>>738526635>tfw was drinking coffee when I got to this sceneshe just like me frfr
>>738524327I hate it. Zero risk parkour.
>>738529517but I somehow still fail at the parkour sometimes...
>>738529517>>738530061You're both right, I'm enjoying the game but I'll admit the parkour is no risk cause P just gravitates where she needs to land you have to go out of your way to redirect her to fuck up a leap, but at the same time P does stupid shit on her own while you're in the middle of a parkour combo and it gets you killed a lot.
haha very funny dev. I know you're in here so tell me how the fuck I'm meant to get this damn orb.
>>738524327Didn't like the demo, movement too floaty, combat sucks, environments soulless.This is yet another astroturf job for a shitty game.
Trans-core indie gay
>>738531136Nice try, sis
>>738531030I want to know this one too. Not sure spamming attack a bunch of times midair to boost forward is the solution but that's what I did and that's what you'll learn for many of the orbs and platforming puzzles as you make progress in the game
>>738531030Thats the neat part. You dont.
dev gave up a cool idea for an oversexualized character, and now the game only sells because of that.haven't seen a single person comment on how fun or cool the game is, everyone is arf arf feet or waw ass
>>738532149>and now the game only sells because of thatoh nooo what will i do with my millions of dollars*wipes tear with a stack of money*
>>738532149Now post your tits
>>738532149navigating the environment is funslicing excavators is funfighting bosses is fun
>>738532149Gave up fucking what? Did you not play the demo? It's been like this from the start.You can just say you're gay and don't appreciate the dev's vision.
>>738532149the scale of the level design is awesome, being able to view lower strata or return to the beginning of a stratum at a higher point is awesome. Really hoping that the dev will create a expansion for the game with harder difficulty.
The game is in a tech demo or early access state, except it's being sold as a finished product. A waste really.
>>738532978I am hoping for some good DLC or maybe even Motorslice 2: Megastructure Boogaloo
arf arf
>>738525389Only when they're on the cheekbone or lip, not all over. Then it looks like a disease.
>>738525389I suspect they're a result of her corruption
>>738532149Yeah, it's really not that good. The performance shouldn't be this bad and the combat is, at least for the one hour I played it, literally only one button. Pseudoregalia is fairly similar to what this game was going for and shares almost all of the same mechanics, but it plays significantly better. I wouldn't know about the fetish stuff because I think you only get those scenes when your resting and I was just skipping all of that and the drone collecting in the hopes that I'd get to something good.
>>738511184Like I already said: Game's on Goypass, so they never needed your money to begin with. They're just here to shitpost for engagement bait for teh lolz off main because that's all /v/'s good for. It's no different than when troons raid 4chan during a culture war to "own le chuddies". Bubsy 4D's going to overshadow this game in terms of popularity and shitposting in a couple weeks anyway so I'd say leave them to ironically troll and necro their dead thread. It's a poor use of their time anyway. >>738512276It's not hard to make a guest account and search "4chan" in the channel search bar, lazy cunt.
>>738532149>oversexualized character
Slow news days today, is something happening in Brazil?
>female protagonistnot buying your tranny game
just finished the game not gonna lie the ending fucked me up
>>738524327This game looked really cool until I heard the voice actingDear God, the voice acting is fucking horrendous Generic e-girl vtuber voice God damn talk about immersion ruining
>>738536982it's 2b's voice actress
>>7385372152b's English voice acting sucked though?That doesn't mean I'm a weeb who pretends to speak Japanese. I played nier in English. but the entire time I noted how awful her VA was
>>738537321okay?
>>738537321I don't know how voice acting could possibly suck, it's just talking. There's no way you could be bad at talking. It's like saying someone is bad at walking. No one is bad at walking. Or breathing. You sure are fucking stupid. You're bad at thinking.
>>738536982Why exactly? Is it too feminine for your tastes or something?
>>738537693No one is pretending to be a woman when they play a game with female mc.It's incredible how some people still can't imagine playing a game without self inserting as the protagonist. You are not the person on screen, you just control her.This reminds me of those npcs unable to visualize things in their head or have a conversation with themselves.
>>738524327Girl looks cute.PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T TROONSLOPPLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T TROONSLOP
>>738537873No it's just bad VA Sounds like an anime dub or a vtuber trying to do a 'mommy' voice which I guess is appropriate for the audience they're after
>>738537520>There's no way you could be bad at talking.Yes, there are a lot of ways you can be bad at talking. If you don't have the right cadence or pitch or pronunciation or delivery, then you can come off as unnatural. In this case, the game doesn't really need voice acting because there's almost no reason for it. The story is already thin and yet almost all of the dialogue is expository and unnecessarily descriptive to be overly-accommodating to the audience.
Gotta say i'm seeing something in this game. Approved by Anonymous.
This ( >>738537693 ) is the same kind of people that will tell you shit like>I made my character a woman because I don't want to stare at a man's ass for 150 hours
>>738538247it's a good timewaster. the game knows what you're trying to do and doesn't say "OOPS YOU WERE 5 PIXELS OFF FROM THE JUMP, TRY AGAIN FAGGOT"music's goodthe fights and the cutscenes are there specifically to break up the monotony of platforming and it works
>>738524327I played and finished it this week. The game genuinely sucks. The parkour is very floaty and magnetized which got me killed countless of times, There are 3 basic enemies to kill and they're all not that interesting to fight and you can just use the air attack to auto track kill them instead of engaging with the janky and lackluster combat system. The story is very non existent and dialogue choices with P do not matter and I think she says the same things no matter what you pick. I would have dropped the game if I hadn't figured out that you can use the air attack to skip many sections of the game if you attack in the air constantly. There were many sections of the game where I saw the game wanted me to do some elaborate and precise parkouring with its janky mechanics, where I just went "this actually sucks, I'm not doing that" and just skipped the whole section with the air attack spam "mechanic" Even the bosses are chore to kill as you parry them once and then just jankily try to slice them up. The motorslice mechanic is also such a broken and unfun mechanic. It's fine if it's in one direction but changing the direction mid traversal is so inconsistent and janky to pull off I never felt in control doing that. Also the game ran like 60 fps
I liked the game, but i wish there was more to do when using chapter select other than to collect orbs, cause collecting them all gives you nothing anyway
>>738538118>Why exactly?>it's just badAgain, explain why exactly is it bad. You apes can't form any opinion other than retarded buzzwords. What exactly is she doing wrong? Is she doing wrong inflections or what? Go on, back your point up.>anime dub or a vtuber trying to do a 'mommy'That's exactly what voice acting is, yes, it's doing a character. I didn't get a 'vtuber' or a 'mommy' feel from the character though. I can only suspect that you're upset because it sounds sort of cute, hence the 'anime dub' argument.
This bossfight is fucking baloney, I can't get up the body except through the shovel arms but P gets staggered half the time when it hits the ground and you're given exactly half a second to get inside before it picks up, you can't touch ANY walls inside the shovel or you die instantly and you get another half a second to look around to see what to even do at that point before you die anyway from the arm moving so I'm just dying over and over and over and over trying to find the next step or wall.
"these are not shill threads" meanwhile every person who criticizes the game gets confronted by a Brazilian autist going "no tranny you're wrong prove yourself kkkkk" lol
>>738539162>I am literally incapable of elaborating on my opinion>your da sheell reee!!Well, there you have it.Man, I wish 4chan wouldn't allow phoneposting.
>>738539117you can parry the shovel arm or you can get it stunned by hiding behind the pillars at the sides of the arena
>>738533972If they add all the game lacks (3d models, textures, some kind of story, level design, different biomes, good platforming, good bosses, and incentive to explore), it would make for a good game. Waiting for Motorslice 2 I guess.
>>738539117All the boss fights suck. They're meant to be the main spectacle of the game but they're all just "parry once, climb on and slice"
>>738539301>get it stunned by hiding behind the pillars at the sides of the arenaBe more specific cause standing behind the pillars the boss just stays still doing nothing until I go back into the open to get murdered.
>>738538859>Again, explain why exactly is it bad. You apes can't form any opinion other than retarded buzzwordsNTA, but i hate this so much.even when the criticism is correct("X is bad"), retards can NEVER explain why they think it's bad, they just say it is so and assume that by virtue of saying so, everyone can see why and agree>the gameplay is boring. why? cause it's boring. what you mean explain boring, it's boring!>this game is bad. why? really? are you saying it's not? you must be blind>the writing is atrocious. it's so bad a kid would have done a better joband so on, but each time none of these retards actually say WHAT makes it boring, bad, atrocious, or anything else, it's just repeating buzzword without attaching any meaning to them and assuming the word alone carries everything and no explanation is needed.look at this anon >>738538504i disagree with him, outside of maybe on or two things(but i weren't as bothered by those things), but at least he explained his reasons, his post makes sense even if i dont agree with it
>>738539458nvm it finally did it's thing
>>738538118People were saying, it's the English voice actor for 2B, so yeah, a professional anime waifu voice. I actually liked her voice, it's just that the dialogs are crap.
>>738539531>spins while I'm cutting the treads killing meThis bossfight is such a cum guzzling faggot cheap shotting piece of fucking white hot garbage. This game went from a 7/10 to a 1/10 after this fight fucking this game this dev didn't even playtest this bossfight.
>>7385253891 to 2 moles are a persian flaw that adds charm.3+ moles is a ran through crack whore territory.
>>738539294not denying it is a big step in the right direction
>>738539494There are so many games out there that you cannot expect customers to make the effort to rationalize their feelings about every single product they come across. Then, again, even if you do it rarely makes sense to post anything sincere and detailed on /v, because it's not even likely to be the devs who spam these threads, but Jeets from a marketing agency.
>>738539162You are one stupid fucking freak.
refunded it after 116 minutes. it was pretty meh, nice vibe with the megastructure but it became boring pretty quickly, given how simple the game seems to be. seeing that the game has 9 chapters in chapter select makes me dread continuing this for longer lol
>>738539953I have no idea why lashing out and insulting others in a shill handbook. But okay, I maybe Babel Media knows better what's good for them.
>>738540283>retard plays a demo, says "yes i want more of this" and then refunds when he gets what he paid forkek
>>738539765I'm about to quit this game, every time I die my checkpoint alternates between the top of the boss or under it and I have to keep redoing the treads which is the hardest part of this boss to cut. I haven't even begun to try to make sense of the weak point that's a wall 200 feet up in the arena.
>>738540283the game has no drm, just between you and me you can still play the game if you open it from the file location even after refunding
>>738540307I don't know why you're a fucking freak but it doesn't matter to me. I don't have to figure it out. Because I'm not a freak. I can mind my own business. I can see a game I don't like and just ignore it. Don't need to spend 3-7 business seething about it. You know I saw a movie today I didn't like and I turned it off. That was that. A shame you'll never experience anything like that you stupid fucking freak.
I have no idea what they were thinking with the snow plough boss. you are unable motorslice it if it's turned to it's side and it won't turn upright if you're on it. Did they even playtest the game. That boss was so badly designed like holy...
>>738524912Based, the dev went too crazy with them and it just looks bad
>>738540581> This will help us sell the game.
>>738539418They were all easy up until this particular boss. Honestly don't know how that anon even thought of having it strike the pillars to stun itself for a chance to saw yourself up, there's nothing orange on the pillars to suggest they're part of the fight and I spent way too much time trying to get up the boss's arms the wrong way that I was already too mad to make progress by the time I was shown the right way.
>>738540932wait until the snow plough boss. That was genuinely baffling
>>738540979The combine thing that's next? Can't wait to pull my hair out and shove a pineapple up my ass tomorrow trying to play it.
>>738541217yep. I still don't know what the dev intended way was to beat it
>>738540932>yellow paint faggots so braindead that if it's not slathered if ooze it's not part of the game
>>738540837>can't even handle the idea of a game not being marketed to himYou must take the constant rejection from females very well. When is your school shooting planned for?
>>738541441normally when games are small and railroaded yellow paint is unnecessary, but this game is so easy to completely break and softlock if you go explore the wrong place it needs all the direction it has and would benefit from even more
>>738541441The game holds your hand the entire time with orange painted ledges and walls, the game randomly deciding it was too good for pleb mechanics like painted ladders by the 5th bossfight and expecting players to just know how AI will react to a random piece of architecture is a weird decision on the dev.
What kind of vehicle is that bipedal ronin hat robot boss supposed to represent?Everything else seems to be some sort of construction or transport vehicle, except that one and it doesn't really fit the rest of the roster.Anyway, my boss tier list:ch7 bagger > ch1 dumptruck > ch5 double arm excavator > ch3 ronin nigga > ch4 triple crane truck > ch6 plow truck > ch2 heli > ch8 train
>>738541563>incel school shootergood to see hueshills expanding their vocabulary a little beyond "freak" and "tranny"
>>738542401no hablo ingles
Pizza hotline soundtrack is goat
>>738524374do Brazilian women still have giant asses?
>>738524327Motorslice is really good at making you enjoy the climb of the megastructure, but the parkour (james heller level parkour) is weak, the platforming is borderline scripted with no means of escaping it, the level exploration is nonexistent (You can go down a different direction but 9/10 it will be a long hallway and a dead end with nothing of interest) and the second biggest crime is that P the character is so fucking slow. Her run speed is terrible, slide speed even worse, clambering speed leaves much to be desired and basic acrobatics are very pathetic. She's meant to do this shit for a living, she doesn't show it. The worst though? The bosses. They are fucking NOTHING in the most literal sense. I'm still mad about the final 'boss' in the game. Experience it for yourself but pirate it first.Oh also the devs are brazilian gooners and made the slacker conversations with P a 5050 between interesting lore that leads to nothing or the writer's very blatant fetish.but I will give them credit for one thing; The Elder Machines look fantastic. Truly imposing monstrosities of steel. If the titans of SotC were machine, I imagine they'd look like the Elder Machines of Motorslice. They get a single point from me for the art design alone. To summarize, two points out of ten (The megastructure design in general and the design for Bosses, Everything else is GARBAGE) My instincts were screaming at me to pirate it first but did I listen? Nooooo.
>>738540932I never thought I'd see the day that someone is actually complaining about the very very very very limited amounts of challenge in motorslice, but here we are. You're a retard, sir. Get a bike helmet before you hurt yourself.
>>738543105The bosses are supposed to be the main thing to make it all worth it and I agree they do look amazing, but they're like less than 5 mins each. With the actual fight being less than 1 min. You could make a point they don't overstay their welcome, but they don't even stay their welcome.
>>738543105Are you trying to turn this into a copypasta or something?
>>738543545No, that's my genuine review of the game that I copied from the other thread not realizing there was already a motorslice thread. I will be making it my steam review when I'm released from community ban prison though.
>>738543545Nothing he said is wrong. I share pretty much the same sentiment
>>738543534The only boss that challenged me even remotely was the double bucket. The approach was terrifying as I was being shot with sawblades from all angles and above me was two giant buckets ready to crush me. And then it stunned itself on the back wall and I got a free kill. But fuck man the train has left me with the most disgusting taste in my mouth. It felt like I cheated in some vile way. Fuck man.
>>738544149All the tension is gone from the bosses once you realize that they don't recover if you're on them.I feel the dev didn't really think about the boss battles aside from the initial attacks. Feels pretty lazy
>>738544605I'm STILL angry. That train should have been FLYING. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEFENDING ITSELF. FUCK.
>>738542052Kek
Dev, you fucking dog, listen here, I'm giving some feedback.Collecting orbs has literally 0 purpose other than to have a bunch of dots turn white in the chapter select screen.Perfect opportunity to unlock some customization outfits people via ingame actions. Maybe one new outfit for 50, 100, 150, 200 and 250 orbs.Could also have some for beating the game under certain amounts of deaths. Same numbers as above but backwards.Another one is to beat the game within certain time limits.Then the endgame "score" screen that shows you your deaths, time and orbs would actually matter and it'd give players an incentive to get a better score in each category.
>>738544676Yep. It was so funny how there are pillars and walls there you are meant to use to traverse, but it doesn't even matter if you fall because it's just sand there and you can just run to the next wall or pillar. It's so cheap
>>738544931I thought there was going to be a vendor to use the orbs to buy outfits with and I collected them the first chapters, but to be revealed there was no cosmetics or rewards at all, I felt really betrayed given how difficult it was to get them.
>>738544931>Collect some orbs>Traverse the level looking for a hand in point>the level is continuing without a hand in point>you get a checkmark but still have orbs>you die>the orbs are all the way back in their spaces and you're a whole zone aheadFuck. This. Game.
I don't like her shittt egirl voice and weird doll-like face. The "cutscenes" feel like they should be youtube shorts gooner bait and not in a game.
Motorshite
>>738545459The game wasn't always clear as to which path was the "correct" one and which one was the side one for an orb or two. I occasionally got ahead and left some orbs and it was kinda cancer to try to go back down a bunch of times because the game isn't really designed to go backwardsthat said I could have just reloaded a checkpoint to get them on my 2nd run but I'm stubborn so I suffered and probably got 200 unnecessary deaths forcing myself backwards into levels.
>>738524327>Motorslice is a good gaem>not a single webm in the entire thread showing gameplayi don't believe you
The fact that there are no cosmetics or customization is just pure laziness on the devs part
>>738544931I feel like the orbs are leftovers from cut content that was supposed to be for unlockables, either outfits or gameplay tools/toys. Maybe the dev kept them in cause the unlockables are still on the table to be added later idk.
>>738524912I don't mind moles but why the fuck does she have like 12 of them on her face?
>>738544676Did the dev run into some engine limitation there, because what we got was genuinely embarassing way to end the game
>>738545972I don't know how to make webms. Sorry :(>>738546372Wish I knew but I bet the dev refuses to respond to any posts that aren't sucking him off for including foot faggotry in his shitty game.
>>738542052>the shitposters were malding trannies all this timeevery single time
>>738531136He's right.
>>738536982I dunno, the way she says Orbie when you activate selfie mode is kind of hot
>>738545837I got screwed on the helicopter boss because after you clear it you get teleported to a rooftop where you can't get back down and I missed an orb right before that
>>738524327>Demo progress doesn't carry over in to full gameFun game but will be docking points for this
>>738548320few small things differ from the demo, this couldn't have been possible
she should of gotten a bigger ass and then we would of complain less
What the fuck's the deal with this area at the end of the falls?
>>738548898>He doesn't knowI don't know either
>>738548392yes but I spend VALUABLE time out of my IMPORTANT and BUSY schedule to collect the little orbs and i should be rewarded with not having to collect them a second time
>>738536705fpbp
>>738549056>VALUABLE time out of my IMPORTANT and BUSY schedule
>>738542052Every time
>>738547513It's worse than you think.
>the same two graphics of a tranny and a faggot bitching must mean that ALL negative press the shitty game gets is either trannies or faggotsThis is genuinely tiresome. I get less mentally exhausted playing Krastorio all night with no sleep than I do dealing with you retards.
>>738550016Are you in every single Motorslice thread?Just to be clear, you dislike this game, right?
>>738550285Yes. I do. Which is why I'm here, to tell people the game is shit.>>738550475Jesus christ how new are you to be unironically looking at the pretending to be a retard retard and taking it as gospel.
>>738550475You cant make this shit up KEK
>>738550585o no no no macacoshills not like this
>>738550475He does make some good points. I've played H-games and even they don't make me groan as much as this game does. This game is feels very juvenile and in your face with the fetish stuff and all the dialogue has this weird disconnected feel to it.
>>738550879EVERYFUCKINGTIME MAN
>>738550545There are better things to be obsessed with, my man.
>>738550879jesus
>>738551334AIIIEEEEEEE AIEEEEEEEEEE
>people would rather go back and forth cherry picking for trannies than actually discuss this dogshit game
>>738550842The dev is unironically Brazilian
>>738551547Makes sense in the hindsight. I feel like more than 50% of the cutscenes had a shot of P's ass. Like sure do it couple times if it's your fetish etc, but it gets to a point, that you just start getting the feeling that maybe enough is enough
>>738552063In all fairness, female ass is not a fetish.
>>738552147tell that to the dev. There are so many ass shots
>>738552271A woman is a woman.
Just finished, breddy gud but the ending left a bit to be desired. So what’s the next /v/core game everyone’s looking forward to?
>>738537215>"Indie" game>Features voice actress from very expensive AAA game"Indie" is just a buzzword these days
>>738552705>ass>bare feet>kino romance between a girl and a literally me spherical robotI'm in.
>>738552669was that where all the budget went?
Oh for fuck's sake.
>>738545972there is a free demo. It's good enough for people who want another mirrors edge but otherwise i felt it was fine but nothing special.
>>738552669I doubt it was that expensive to hire her for this game.
>>738544931Orbs unlocking things makes way too much sense.
>>738553350Gonna have to doc some points for it not being an actual tranny, sorry, referee things.
>>738537215>>738552669>>738553460Remember what the bayo controversy taught us. It only costs 4k to hire these people. Thats fucking nothing.
TELL ME ABOUT THE ORBSWHY DON'T THEY DO SHITdon't actually tell me I don't care. why the fuck would you think a collectathon would ever have a purpose?
>>738553317The parkour is nowhere as good as mirror's edges parkour. It's very imprecise and floaty. I think even the dev realized the parkour isn't that great so he tried to fix it by making everything very magnetized
> JeetGPT shills are having a tranny-induced meltdown again.
>>738532149>dev gave up a cool idea for an oversexualized character, and now the game only sells because of that.
Buy an ad
>>738537215>it's 2b's voice actressI played the demo of this game and nier automata but never heard 2b in english.is this real? the voice for her in this game is no bad went and muted the voice option after the first cutscene.
>>738542052Holy fucking lmao, and these niggas pretend like they don't wanna see sexy ones, but these transbians (Read: Straight dudes) get all horny over a hot chick in a game they like.
>>738553551>Source: my cope
>>738555268>copeHuh? She got shat on by the entire industry for not taking that deal because other vas said "that was actually too high a price"So actually its even cheaper then 4k to hire them.
>>738524327It looks weird that she can parry such massive machines. Are those machines even a threat or is this a distopian chainsword make-work program?
Wow, troons got btfo'd, thanks 4chanX
>>738549879KEK
troonshills blown the fuq out
bom dia senhores
>>738555523>Still fails to provide numbers for games released today>Thinks real indie devs have money to spend with VAsNow seething
>>738556302t. screencapped troon reviewer
>>738541342Idk anon that boss wasn't giving me even 1/4th of the trouble the last one was. You might've been in a bugged fight like I was previously. It flipped on it's side doing donuts which let me cut the underside of it, then it started driving noticeably slower after it got back on it's wheels and I just rode the fans when the timing was right to get on the backside and it was cake from that point on. Two tries compared to the 50+ with the excavator boss.
>>738556420>Still fails to provide numbers for games released todayWhat are you even talking about>Thinks real indie devs have money to spend with VAsAgain what are you talking about4k is actually nothing.>seethingAbout what
>I have no brain and I must seethe
>>738524912I will still not play your game but I'm happy it happened.>>738546219Seriously. It either some subversive lefty bullshit about deconstructing standards of beauty or it's someone's fetish, or both.
>>738524327no thanks. Take your shilled goonerslop to x
I 100%ed it.Good platformer, I had fun. Some orbs were cancer to get though.
can someone post gameplay webms? can't decide if I buy or not
>>738557819play the demo, it has everything you could possibly need to make that decision
I liked it. The parcour reminded me of the Sands of Time trilogy. The chainsaw climbing kept it fastpaced and fun (when it worked). But climbing some of the bosses was cluncy as hell. And I hated those checkpoints! They kept spawning me to places where I couldn't collect the orbs anymore. I missed 30 because of that shit!
>>738557492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDFG4YCNrs8at least post the video
>>738557819 Just watch the first 20 mins on YT and you’ve basically seen the whole loop. It’s parkour > chainsaw climb > arena > repeat. If that looks fun to you, you’ll like it. If it looks janky, it feels janky sometimes too.Movement is the main sell. Combat’s serviceable but not deep. Boss climbing looks cool in clips, can be scuffed in practice.If you're that on the fence just refund it before 2 hours like a normal person.
>>738558883That was completely obnoxious to watch, but I have never agreed more with a review.
>random fatal error after completing chapter 8Man UE fucking sucks.
>>738560032Second fatal error in less than 20 minutes, this game is destroying itself on the last chapter.
>>738559832The review we deserve for the game we deserve. Vee is a prison.
>>738557492>>738558883Buy an ad, shill.
>>738561424Some freaks will never be happy.
>>738524327Reminder that Ratchet and Clank was putting out more egregious fanservice goon-bait than this in the 2000sThis shit is timid in comparison
>>738558883>rushed to make a video on this seething about fanservice>over mixtapeHmm...
Very important scene.
>>738558883Or what? You won't get your shekels? Fuck off
Brother this last boss fight is ass and also this game forced my computer to restart after two fatal error crashes an hour ago.
>>738562548Oh cool having the game restart my computer put me all the way back to the beginning of the boss fight. If this shit happens one more time I'm uninstalling.
>>738562548That's completely a you problem.
>>738562685Nah fuck you nigger, game was stable all the way up until the very last chapter way past the refund window then suddenly it decides it wants to be a dumpster fire? Uninstalling, I hope your monkey ass gets domed by a stray bullet going through your favela hut. This game is shit, changing my review.
>>738562548The whole train shouldn't have had a killbox. I got spalltered trying to climb on anything but the last carriage and it glitched and threw me off right after, but at least I got the checkpoint from it.
>>738562074what is it with Brazilians and their obsession with asses
Is this accurate? It seems that most Motorslice critics dislike the sexualized elements, seems like the devs overdid it.
>>738563396>she takes her shoes off and the camera focuses on her feet, also giving you the option to sniff themKEK. I'll never understand footfags but I applaud their dedication to their fetish
>>738563396>she takes her shoes off and the camera focuses on her feet, also giving you the option to sniff themIs this real?
>>738563396There is a limit. At some point it starts to feel too much. Especially if they aren't necessarily something you're into that much>>738563595yep. it happens
>>738563396The game would still be bad without the sexual elements.
>>738563272For a game inspired by Nier Automata and MC voiced by 2Bs VA there is not nearly enough ass in it. It's basically just those 2 interactions. You can't even properly zoom in on her cheeks unless she's running.
where are the webm gameplay
>>738563693I feel most of the cutscenes had at least one borderline ass shot in them
>>738524912Just needs an in-between version
>>738563678every single part of the game feels somewhat half baked.
How long does it take to get /int/ at 3D modelling characters? If this is all you need to sell your mid indie game then I want in.
>>738563396These fags are fucked in the head, it's just tame, I'd even go as far as to say "safe horny" fanservice. It's just very in your face about it so it gives them the 'ick.
>>738563760Yeah, but this is the only one where you can click on her ass as far as I'm aware.
>>7385535514k for this garbage? Xe should have to pay for the position in exchange for publicity
>>738538504I've been looking for a post on whether or not he improved the demo and unfortunately it sounds like he didn't. Shame.
>>738564064I hate to be pear clutching about it, but it does get a bit excessive
>>738545972Go watch a faggy let's play you toxofaggot
>>738524979There's so fucking many dude.
>>738564549I agree, It was painfully cringe at times, but I know this wasn't the reason why they are hating on it.
Did anyone else find the air attack spam glitch/feature that lets you traverse in the air? Crazy how the dev just decided to leave that in
>>738564549It's largely the dialogue options which are written like posts in /trash/ and /trash/-adjacent threads and the one foot scene. Other than that, the character wears overalls and isn't really sexualized beyond some opportunistic camera angles.
>>738564820Yeah, I saw that it's possible to literally fly with it but I haven't figured out how yet. I've just been using it for extending jumps or switching position mid air.
>>738565097If you tap the attack button in a rhytm you can fly for quite a distance, if you spam it you will fall. Also the fall damage gets negated quite a lot to an extent, but you can grab onto any pipe, pole or crevice while doing this and you will negate any and all fall damage, which is a clear and massive oversight from the dev
>>738565425Maybe, but I wouldn't want to take it out of the game either. It's fun. I've always enjoyed games that let you overcome obstacles in unintended ways.
>>738524912Ehhh...something doesn't feel quite right now.Maybe this guy should have left one or two on her face alone. Maybe it's the two under her right eye? Not sure.
OHNONONONONO SISTERS NOT LIKE THIS?https://x.com/i/status/1889735997602107805FIRST EVER CELEBRITY TROONERSLICE ENDORESEMENT?ALLOFTHEGAYBRO
brazilian bump
>>738558883>>738562051Kek, this guy wanted to be a chud so much he ended up going full circle. The whole video is just buzzwords you'd hear from the same people who complain all the time about porn addiction or whatever
The girl is hideous and unappealing, and the game doesn't look very fun or aesthetically pleasing, however, it made trannies mad so the dev has my full support.
>>738537975>TROONSLOPIt is. You shouldn't play it.
>>738524912https://www.nexusmods.com/motorslice/mods/6?tab=filesthis is an upgrade
>>738537215>runka chunkim non-buynary
what am I in for?I heard this game runs like ass but I have a 5070ti so surely it will run okay haha, right?
>>738571189It's Unreal Engine 5 so it's a gamble on any hardware. Fun game if it works, though.
>>738537975it's not, like...at all
Im a couple hours in. Not bothering with all the drones. The game is ok but the world is boring.
I don't mind moles, as long as they're tasteful, well localized and smallish in sizeThis game has none of those
>>738542653they should
>>738571060Now THIS is podracing
>>738571189It's UE5 so it'll run on your machine but your GPU will sound like like it's screaming in agony while doing it.
>>738524327I played the demo. I liked the environment, machines, and the megastructure. The movement just felt frustratingly jank. So, I dropped on it. I wish it could be Sands of Time in terms of movement. Unfortunately, no.
>>738554906Anon, the dev DID buy an ad.
>>738570854uh...based?
>>738571189UE5 gonna UE5That said, on a Linux-running laptop with a 1650M and using nvk (not the proprietary NVidia driver) I get a consistent 45 to 50 FPS so I guess it's passable on potatoes. I'd still rather play it on my desktop.
If the two devs that made this game ever update it, I hope they work on the performance optimizing aspect. As is now it runs ok but it could be a lot better.
>>738532149that's just the result of pandering to culture war sloppers. Wokies and chuddies are pulling on games from the stupidest of angles and unironically say shit like "safe horny" and then you end Up with shit games like stellar blade and this shit that only exists to tick boxes for political people.>I can goon to the game, gaming is saved!!is something they find based.Horseshoe theory strikes again
>>738542653the women(male) do
>>7385525971000 Wishlists. Raccoon Rocking Horse Action.No I'm just kidding it's probably going to be Deep Snow Delivery.
>>738570854I read this in his voice
>>738572561I want games that just don't have globohomo propaganda in them AND that are of good quality.Simple as.
>keep clicking on the girl in the main menu>quits my gamefucking bratcorrections required
>>738573534>bratAnon, P is 30 years old.
Is this game more or less the same deal as Prince of Persia 2008? I liked that well enough for what it was, even if long-time PoP fans hated it.
>>738542653yes but they also have penises now
Just finished chapter 3 kinda meh. Hope its almost over. Game is definitely cumbrain pedo bait
>>738524327I BOUGHT THE TOP FOR (YOU)I BOUGHT THE BOTTOM FOR (YOU)
>>738573949I don't even have those enabled
>>738573949For me? Wow, thanks brazilbro. You didn't have to.
Its not that good
>totally average game causes total fucking meltdownjesus you guys need to relax.
Which other games are like it? So far I only know pseudoregalia and the ueda games
>>738558883I looked at the video.The dude both cries about the game being too easy, on rails and so on. But then when the game actually gives him some space to fuck up and requires him to put in any effort to do anything he cries, wails about how the game is clunky, and doesn't do what he wants just because he thinks of it.What kind of cognitive dissonance is this.Like you are a literal baby that wants to "feel" like you are putting in effort, but actually it being effortless? Then just say so ya cunt, instead of schizo flipping between the two opposite extremes.
>>738571189My laptop didn't explode so it can't be that bad. Didn't even have to fiddle with the options.
>Green and orange palette>Girl protag can slice shit>Physics-based puzzles>Fighting robots in a labyrinth>Janky as hellWait a minute, I've played this game before
>>738571060Why the fuck aren't there alternative costumes as rewards for collecting orbs?
>>738575208Is it good?
>>738524327I cannot enjoy anything related to hispanics, they are evil sub human garbage. Anyone that has lived near them understands this.
>>738575361It feels like playing a newgrounds flash platformer. The mechanics are so fucked up at times I was wondering if I solved any of those puzzles as intended or if I was exploiting glitches. I liked it overall, but you really have to be in the mood to play a jank ass puzzle platform game
>>738575730>It feels like playing a newgrounds flash platformer.I'm sold
I'm having fun, but I wouldn't necessarily say I'm having a blast. It's just a solid 3D platformer that knows how to give the player tiny breaks (combat, resting)
>>738524912>>738540832>>738546219some people just have a lot of moles (not in a woke way). It's less like spamming vitiligo and more like heterochromia IMO.
>>738546219Those aren't moles, it's rust
>>738575815It may scare you, butMade by GameFreak btw
>>738570953This but unironically
>>738577548GameFreak makes non-pokeman games? What?
>>738549879>Hates fanservice>Calls everyone a pervert>Is a depraved faggotLMAO! Every Single Time.
>>738570698Pretty much, these types do not buy and play games.
>>738558883>ESL schizobabbling over "muh GOONER game" every 5 secondsmindfucked genziggers are a sight to behold
>>738578002He's right about the game being shit and pedo jizzbrain retards liking it. He's an insufferable fag though.
>>738549879>leftists projecting their degenerate mindset on to otherswhy does this happen everytime?
Motorslice? More like BRAPPERslice
>>738577657yes, they are mostly shit though, like this one.beast of reincarnation looks promising though
>>738524327>Motorslice is a good gaemReally isnt. Platforming is shit, uses snapshotting so you dont really do much othern hold X to jump forward, combat is 1 button to win for like 70% of the game with its reused 5 enemies. Boss fights are good but some of the ways to get on top of them are dumb and the ending was fucking nothing because the moments of rest, when the game could explain to you the story of whats going on with the machined and P in more detail, are instead used for fucking lol xd reddit humor. >Oh you are trapped in an neverending missionOk but why tho?
>>738537215they got yui ishikawa?
hey uh what the fuck
>>738582228Where is that
>>738582314it would appear to be the main menuI don't know how this happened, all I did was open the game and click continue
also if you jump off the edge you fall forever and can't even quit out so you have to alt f4
>>738537321>Deal with objectively bad voice acting so I don't come off as a weeaboo to strangers on the Internet and other presumptuous faggots I shouldn't care about anywaysLmao fag.
>>738567856Who's this.oh, guess they never got to play it lol
I finished it and it was okay i guess. Not gonna bother to 100% orbs.Any other upcoming megastructure games?
>>738524327>Motorslice is a good gaemNah. This guy already debunked that claim.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDFG4YCNrs8It's janky and boring goongoon schlop.
>>738580513>They are mostly shitPulseman and Drill Dozer are good, from what I've heard Tembo is alrightIt's just Little Town Hero that is complete dogshit, on the level of what they do with Pokemon now (Unless there are games I forgot/don't know about and that are complete shit too)
>>738583104>He listens to youtubers
>>738570953>has this image savedAnother tranny exposed
>>738583104>1k dislikes and half the audience cannabilizing you in the commentsShould've bought an ad, Asmontroon.
>>738524327My best piece of advice is to refund the game if you haven't played 2h of it yet
>>738585523looks like a manlet
>>738583224>He is the youtuber
this seems like it would be a great game for OCfags to make their own slicers for
>>738585523HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>738583104>>738585523isn't this guy a furry?
>>738586139>replied to specifically this comment seethingYep
I don't get this drama. Why is everyone talking about the character as if she was the next 2B/Eve? She doesn't look very sexy for a "gooner bait". Especially with the baggy trousers and freckles.Is the gameplay at least nice though? I enjoy exploration/parkour/atmospheric games.
>>738524327i really liked the videos that this DOGSHIT of a game inspired lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDFG4YCNrs8
>>738586656Why is the game dogshit?
>>738583104That's awesome except I don't give a shit about a youtuber's opinion (Especially some 7k subs random goblin)Even more since everyone seems to either not give a shit or disagree with him
>>738586139kek, another hypocrite
>>738586614Game is somewhat popularPeople like to get angry at stuff, so they're making up reasons to do thatThere's no real drama around the game; everything happening is forcedNot saying that you can't dislike or criticize the game, but people are just shitting themselves for no reason
>>738586656so now that its confirmed that asmongold-but-shorter spams his videos on /v/ for traction, where did it go wrong? his resident evil video was much needed, but raging so hard at this (instead of mixtape, deltatroon) comes off as self-hating.
>>738536705>closet tranny kwetchesKWAB
>>738586614yeah most of the games on my phone is 10x more risque than this, with 0 nuditywhy is this one specifically singled out? i literally never heard of it until people started bitching about the supposed insane fanservice and goon content
>>738586938reactions like that video are making me realise that if the sands of time remake had come out it would have been demolished for the gameplay alone, let alone anything else
>>738567856>never played the gameYou lost.
>>738586938>>738586656Holy fuck I might be able to pick you up with one arm
>>738586938I can smell his greasy hair through the screen
>low poly girl in track suit>anons saying she's oversexualized??? I dun geddit
>>738587118The guy in that video that is being spammed on /v/ brings up the developers' channel as a point.https://www.youtube.com/@RegularStudio/videosThey just show off features of the game and make her look cute lol. But the mechs and environment looks low key interesting though, I think I will download the demo.
>>738587684When someone mentions 'oversexualized' aspects of motorslice, they're talking about the slacker conversations.
>>738587724What's sexualized about this?
>>738587724>very tame flirty dialog>you have another option so you don't have to choose the flirty comment>can skip the interaction altogether>this is now oversexualizationClown world levels of puritanism.
>>738587783The start of the game has a similar slacker convo where P remarks on holes in the surfaces around her and apropos of nothing the drone (which we don't know is not understood by P yet) says "You're such a good girl!" Additionally, there's a scene later halfway through the game where you think she'll talk about the sand that machines turn into inexplicably, but no she's just pouring sand out of her shoes and showing her bare feet to the camera, at which point you have the option of remarking towards her state of undress or acting as if you want to sniff her fucking feet.
>>738587857>you can skip the interaction all togetherAll slacker conversations are a 5050 on whether or not there will be interesting lore or the developer's very blatant fetish and I'm not a fucking fan of that, faggot.
>>738587724saw the compilation on youtube, most of these are suggestive at bestif you've seen the feet one/ass one: congrats, you've seen the corniest the game had to offerweird it generates this much seethe from the usual suspects though, Ill play the demo and go from there
>>738587724glory holes
>>738587902As I said, you can choose the other dialog option and scold her for slacking off.
>>738587859Oh no. Are you some twitter zoomer who is afraid of anything remotely suggestive?
>>738587724>oh no!!! the dialogue has a hint of personality! I cannot handle this!!!what kind of faggotry are you on? are you a Mastercard employee or something? shove your pearls far up your ass if you want to clutch them that hard
>point out that I don't want a foot faggot's fetish in my video games>foot faggots come out of the woodwork as if I just refused to shit on their dining room table (they wish I would)Wow, I'm noticing.
>>738587902>Im not a fucking can of that because I demand developers cater to my every whim.Knew a guy with that exact attitude once, he was a fucking elitist snob and I can tell you are the same. Go touch grass.
>>738587859THATS it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAI thought this game had nudity or atleast actual fanservice. Is this going by 2026 standards or something? Because you sound like a whiny faggot.
>>738588069Apparently it's too much for me to want devs to not insert their disgusting fetishes in games that they sell for currency.
>>738588039You will never be a woman
>>738588069Also why did you outright retype my post but misspell fan as can? Are you a newfag only here to astroturf and shit up threads? Because you would know by highlighting text and clicking my post numbers, it would automatically copy it. What's your story, newfag?
>>738588085people disgusted by certain fetishes, that's practically all the complain here.it's pretty tame
>>738588114Are you afraid your parents will see you playing a game where girls are not in burkas, muhmed?
>>738588234
>>738588039Feetshit is ignored at best, however only trannies get this mad about it since anons here instantly call out manfeet. You will never be a woman.
>>738588276Yes, jews want vidya girls to go barefoot. It's all part of the Big Foot conspiracy.
>>738588114>Game has to be how I want it; otherwise, it's shit and forcedNot everything is for you; I'm not into this shit, and I'm not interested in the gameBut there's stuff made for niches; it's nice. The people who are into that are happyThere's probably stuff out that feels like it was made for you too
>the "drama" was Mohammuds seething about the tamest """fanservice"""Bought a copy and probably will never play it until the dev updates it (I know the gripes about gameplay is true)Fuck you, sandniggers.
this stock photo will anger some people because they can't stop thinking about sex even when there is none>IS THAT A FOOT>OMG IT'S TOO SEXUAL>REMOVE IT, COVER IT, MAKE IT DISAPPEARthis is legit how some of you niggers sound like
>>738588450HOLY BASED
>>738588474AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS ITS TRIGGERING MY DYSPHORIA
>>738588474
>>7385884743DPD women's feet are fucking nasty, the only good looking feet come from little girls.
I boughtedBecause of how much people are shitting themselves over this game, I was expecting some crazy shit but there's literally nothingGirl has a girl body, we see feet at some point, but with how much people are crying about it I was expecting her to finger her ass or something
>>738588450
>>738588450I'm sure you did.Just bought 20 copies btw
>>738570953you forgot to add>edits reddit posts to add his cuckold kink
>>738588586fucking based
>>738588626Careful Mudasir, you'll be beheaded for even viewing this thread.
>>738588586yeah, do it
>>738589034>post sent from Iphone located in india
>>738589125>n-no youkill yourself govinda
>youtuber magically stopped shilling is video once people figured out it was himlol
>>738589046Sexo
>>738558883The sharty and its consequences have been a disaster for the modern internet.
>>738576906Brownie.
>>738558883Nah, I don't need to see the garbage you made
>>738588586>was expecting her to finger her ass imagine the outcry if the game DID have something like that lmao
>>738592987The outcry going on would be justified thenThere's literally nothing that justifies people losing their minds this much over this game; it's so forced
Day 3 of total shill meltdown.
>>738592987if it had inflation, vore and scat I'd buy it
>>738593070Now we know why games made entirely in the third world need Western sensibility consultants. Otherwise you end up with absolutely pathetic "fanservice" written by third world incels and then machine-translated.
>>738586938>>738585523Man should talk about Twitter gamedevs whose marketing is just as bad as pic related. Ideally a flop with less than 100 reviews.
>>738586139I was giving him the benefit of the doubt when I heard it in that review, but now I'm convinced he's just a furry.
>>738577657>>738583127Giga Wrecker was directed by one of their regular programmers. I think they let some of their staff design their own games they want to create from time to time.Being stuck in the pokemon mines is a curse for them imo, their strength shines (or at least used to) in making original concepts and mechanics even if they don't always work out perfectly. Churning out dozens of pokemon games doesn't really support that, and they don't have the technical skill to make them work well. I'd like to see the timeline where GameFreak just kept making original IPs, but it's nice they still can take the time to make them.
>>738585805
>thread has devolved to a single sharty troon same fagging ad nauseam
>>738595989whys he doing that
>>738558883just when you thought nigger fatigue couldn't get worse
>>738583104>>738585523>>738558883is this what peak grifter looks like
>>738575208Holy shit some of the backgrounds in this game are incredible. Game looks like shit though. Who did the artwork for the backgrounds?>literal dumpster slop gameplay over high art backdropsNo wonder this is so hidden. Some shitty Gamefreak flash game but secretly they're smuggling masterwork art in the background. What the fuck?!?
>>738586701cute rodent
>>738524912>molesI thought it would be like two, but holy fuck, she should get herself checked for skin cancer. Really just the dev's thinly disguised weird niche fetish.
>>738586701cool rat
>>738585523He looks like he has never showered.
>>738575049It's the result of people posturing about difficulty. People want to be seen as being skilled at video games in front of their internet friends, hence why everyone pretends to like Souls games, but most people are shit at video games, hence why in those games invincibility mods are the most popular.
>>738544931>needing incentive to get a good score beyond number go upYou should learn to appreciate scoring for the sake of it, it makes many games more fun.
>>738586885The most manufactured drama this year was the Pokemon FRLG ports. People were begging for this type of thing for the Gen 3 games for years but then got angry over $20 and not being able to play it on their subscription where they don't own it. When GBA carts go for $100+>But emulationThen just do that. People have been conditioned to be angry at this point over video game drama.
>>738601753Nah, this one is even fakerI get people not liking that gba games are being resold for $20 today (I don't have that much opinion about that myself, I'm not interested into getting those games but that's kinda it for me), but for this game people are literally making up reasons and getting angry at nothing
>>738597689Yeah the art is great even with the insane colors. Design is only credited as Asagiri and 2d graphics as Digital Works Entertainment, not sure who exactly is the artist behind the BG and characters artstyle.Also I had a good laugh at this track. This is a year before deltarune.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXbIt0t7W0Y
>>738602632>TobyFox is a thief confirmedAlways felt it.
>>738562051I'm nooticing
>>738573560Those freckles say twelve
>>738605164Yeah, she's 12. But with the 1 and the 2 swapped around.
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>>738575049Good games give you precise rules, precise controls, and challenge you to use them well. Good recent example is Armored Core 6 (just what comes to mind).Crappy games, Motorslice included, give you janky controls and arbitrary rules: which input does what, which jumps snap and which don't, which height is safe to fall from, and so on. Then their retarded devs piss and shit themselves over slightest criticism.
>>738601598Rather, devs should learn to not released unfinished games. They could have spent two extra months to add unlockable costumes or something, but they did not.
>>738603043Always has been. He is the same kind of "hack" in a sense like kojima is.Both guys are not really creative, never have. But both of them are really good at masking the derivative.
>>738608510brazil bump?
>>738610009>Good games give you precise rules, precise controls, and challenge you to use them well.And by precise, you mean "do what I want whenever I want". and if it didn't do what you want (you died like a moron) then it's games fault?My nigger, just adapt. You are a human being you can change your input and get a different result.That said I only played the demo.
You know, juat checked, the game is doing well all things considered
>>738576906No problem with that. Still looks stupid on her.
>>738616168Of course it is, it's mediocre and inoffensive for 98% of it's run. The people who actually wanted a good game are the ones mad about it.
>>738524912>Why didn't they just make a pot without cracks???