We will never get actresses like we had in Red Alert 3, won't we
>>738531998No, they usually give them in-game models now. They are a few niche FMV games on steam though, like Road to Empress or Bloodshore.
>>738531998this looks like porn
>>738532817how come
>>738532817>and that’s a good thing!
>>738532817nothing gets past you
>>738532817and that's how games should be
>>738532817I wish.
>>738532817Zoomers in shambels
>>738533358>blonde Tanyawhat were they thinking
Red Alert 3 with its whores can go die in a fire for ditching my man Boris.Also I want to fuck a rocket angel but that's beside the point.
never forget what they took from you
red alert 3 as a game sucked hard cock
>>738531998Calling this norvern SLAAAAAAAG an "actress" is really pushing it.
>>738533514Who was the sexy blonde next to Gina again ?
>>738534014This one or the other one?
>>738533875Old british people know this. Her initial fame came from a show called hollyoaks which at that time was just an excuse to put attractive women on screen, to the point even comedians would call it out.And a moments silence for every erection lost to the fat ginger.
RA3 was pure garbage it was like a flanderization of the series, zero tastefulness, it was insulting with how pandering it was, there's a reason it killed the franchise.
>so how does cheap softcore porn scenes improve out Real Time Strategy game?>game?!
>>738531998She must be like 50 years old now.
>>738533514>kelly hu and gina carano in the same gameGet me off of Anita Sarkeesian's pozzed buckbreaking roller coaster and take me back
>>738535217>so how does cheap softcore porn scenes improve out Real Time Strategy game?How gay one needs to be to ask such obvious questions?
>>738533230Kelly Hu, my beloved. She has the sexiest voice ever
>>738531998>We will never get actresses like we had in Red Alert 3, won't wePlay Not for Broadcast
>>738535442and THAT'S A GOOD THING
I feel like I'm seeing more nostalgia for FMV games lately, and China has been raking in cash with FMV dating games. I wouldn't be surprised if we see FMV games make a big comeback in the next few years.
>>738535473RA2 had the right balance.
>>738531998
>>738531998TAKE ME BACK
Why don't you guys make your own video games? Then you can have any women you want in it.
>>738534649>a show called hollyoaks which at that time was just an excuse to put attractive women on screenWhy did they betray their audience Now they MOCK US, RIDICULE US
>>738531998those days are long gone and you can thank anita sarkeesian for that
>>738535094
>>738536043I sometimes forget there are trannies here who just have an entire folders ready to spam and disrupt threadsAnyway can't let you interrupt Tim Curry-kino>>73853596210/10
>>738531998Women don't actually look like this, chud.
>>738536298Folders, you say
>>738536000>this burger sucks>why don't you make your own burgerMaybe the chef should listen to their customer and stop making shitty food
>>738536000That's not how indie budgets work.
>>738536412>>738536043kek based eric
>>738536627>food analogy
>>738535094The live action parts were the only good parts of RA3 though, the gameplay was too gimmicky and too influenced by blizzshit, literally the only fun parts of it were the giant mech mission and magnetic satellite into orbital drop combo
>>738535936tight...
>>738531998>>738535962she's absolutely gorgeous
>>738533230AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>738535962>>738535936>>738535749>>738534251>>738533556>>738533358Good times
>>738535962How can a webbum break your heart like this?
What's going on over there, Alex?
>>738536987It will never not be funny that somebody went on 4chan, saw a post say "fuck jannies" and then filmed this scene thinking they found some deep knowledge on incels.
>>738532756>Road to Empresswhat the fuck is this game?some chinese psyop?
>>738538269Shut up Gweilo China number 1!
>>738531998>We will never get actresses like we had in Red Alert 3, won't weYeah, because people wash their feet now.
>>738537148The gameplay was shit and they tried to hide with softcore porn, it just comes off as insincere and it's not like we were starving for hot girls in media at the time, although it seems unusual now.
I miss when games were made mostly by white men for white men
>>738539024>unusual nowgacha is flooding the marked with doll whores though. the usual companies are still pumping out hot girls.change was minimal. average taste change in men and women because these games are 30 years old.proof? check the times. back then it was all about rock N roll and punk chicks. now we're into this dumbfuck zoomer girl retard shit you see in LoL, Overwatch and Fortnite. more quirk, less age and brain matter. It's almost like some virgin otaku faggot grabbed a monkey paw and wished women to be like his favorite anime or some gay shit and we're all suffering from it.god EA had it right with commander girls and they dropped them. fuck everything.
>>738537420Why Mr. President, whatever do you meme?
>>738539024>>738537148>>738535094How can you retards still be so wrong years laterOh wait...I forget that it's now cool to be a wood league skillet in RTS threads
>>738532756>>738538269Can I call the emperor impotent and fuck his eunuchs, and end up publicly executed naked in the marketplace by lingchi? If no then it's not an authentic palace woman/concubine experience, tbqh.
I like RA3 and nothing will change my idea. It's a good game
>>738531998british women dont look like this anymore
>>738540292you have shit taste
>>738538862How did they get away with this? It was like 2008, not 1988...How do we go BACK?
I could never beat the mission where you have to cyro the president's limo to prevent from reaching Mount Rushmore. Even if you park an entire fleet of choppers to protect it and still some plane would come flying, die, and the wreck would tumble 50 ft to hit the limo
>>738538862How does this makes sense in the context of the game world? She's a high ranking Allied .Commanding Officer
>>738540725The Reds will be too busy thinking about licking her feet clean, to bother fighting back. It's psychological warfare, private, shape up!
No being good looking is offensive now.
>>738538105The even funnier bit to me is that they thought an image folder meant an actual, physical folder.
>>738538862>watch old boomslop>frequent scenes of women in bed with their bare feet up and plainly visibly for the cameraI thought footfags were a modern thing but it's way too common in ancient media to ignore
>>738531998>>738533230>>738533358>>738535962I used to jerk off to these videos. Good tiems.
>>738538105>janniesholy fuck I didn't catch that originally. I'm fucken dying over here. These trannies are beyond retarded. Zero self awareness. I want them to make more if this shitretarded leftists, make more of this shit for me. I demand it!
>>738538105
>>738539586>see attractive women>start seething about zoomgodsUncs are mentally ill
>>738541364They know internet is srs bsns.
>>738541364>muh trannies muh leftistsIt's UK public service drivel, stop repeating the only two thoughts left in your brain
>>738531998This game is proof you can't just cram a game full of sex and expect to be successful
>>738537420AI slop
>>738542273Made by leftists, who also recently made more propaganda that backfired
>>738542150Why are jews always posting gay cuck porn?
>>738533514>both other posts are about ginabased. she turned into absolute fucking slampig material, it's amazing
>women in officer uniforms>women in grunt wear>women in business casual>women in jacket skirts>women with boobies>women with tummies>women with dogtags>women in funny hats
>>738535962>>738531998Damn I had sex with a Jewish woman in Germany who looked exactly like this. That was ten years ago, now.
>>738538105>Mr screenplay writer, here are the numbers>We have found 139480329754 posts with the phrase "fuck jannies" in it. Most curious I would say.>Hmm so these 4chan incels used to express their angst onto the jannitors from their schools. Just like that kid with that colorful personality from Breakfast Club. Im sure this phrase has some ties to their problematic childhood. We can use this to our script.>Great find sir! We have also found that most of them hate the transgendered folks passionately for no apparent reason, and they also keep a "meme folder" to post slandering pictures for every occasion.>Since we cant show this kind of internet behavior on our TV show, we must have our protagonist do these things in real life! Our (boomer) viewers will also have an easier time understanding what these incels do online!>Smashing idea, sir! I will call channel 4 and tell them we are making progress!This is how it probably went down
>>738543470maybe they just didn't cram enough sex
>>738544190Anyone played Temp Rising? I think they put a girl like that in that game.
>>738544674It's Gemma no contest. One of my exes looks exactly like RA3 Tanya and was a psycho both in and out of the bedroom. Also turned out she cheated on me at least 20 times.
>>738544674that Tanya is ugly, sorry
>>738531998pfff... Westwood used actual porn stars as their actors. EA has nothing on that.
I just noticed the icon for original Tanya unit is female symbol and crosshair, kek
>>738545761>cheated on me at least 20 timesHow is this even possible? How long were you with her and were you retarded?
>>738538105>It will never not be funny that somebody went on 4chan, saw a post say "fuck jannies" and then filmed this scene thinking they found some deep knowledge on incels.Imagine being that much of a coffin dodging boomer
>>738546439Life and times of the modern cuckold
>>738536412bro what is the context of this? i know its hollyoaks
>>738536987Is he supposed to be a school child or a teacher?
>>738546439I was with her like 3 years, and we never lived together, it was in my early 20s (I'm late 30s now). She just never said anything and it was with 20 different guys so yeah when I found out, it all came out. Literally no clue at all prior to that.
>>738533656I miss Curry
>>738546262It was softcore porn at best, modern actresses do more "porn" in an average kids movie today
>>738533602I worked for a guy who was related to Kane's actor, and looked like a doppelganger of him down to the goatee. I swear they grow that dude's family in cloning vats or something.
>>738546920Everyone knows a white bald dude with a goatee and they all look the same
>>738546723He worked at the school, a literal janny, the writers of the show aren't very subtle when it came to writing this character based on 4chan
>>738543520umm this is the intro for Red Alert 2 anon
>>738547465The details make no sense, just look at it
>>738547537It's the President, he's speaking to the Russian leader, watch the intro
>>738547601I am, we're supposed to be allies you know?
>>738540623We have to vote with our wallet.
>>738547665kek
>>738532817>"this looks like porn" - zoomer who has only ever watched porn
>>738531998Prime britslag
>>738532817like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n3WHPknszw
>>738533656In this case he was mimicking Premier Romanov from RA2 that used to slap the butt of his servant, after she served him the lunch.https://youtu.be/eGkFp30WwH4?si=ETK6ZThXpKrjzNCk&t=467
>>738543980> Used to advertize Philadelphia cheese.
>>738544053She will never be majestic like this:https://youtu.be/PvuktRdRF-c?si=nJHsh_hhBygOz8-W&t=526
>>738546743Jesus Christ. I've been with some bad women but none of them ever done me 20 times. What did it feel like? I was devastated when I found out a bitch I was seeing in my early-mid twenties fucked two people kek.
>>738549465Based Yiayia slamming down those whores.
>>738531998RA3 was the first game in my childhood I could not play with my parents around.
>>738549840She is also my wife, Visas Marr. Her being in shit like Surf Ninjas before I met her is her business, boy.
>>738545761>>738546743Sorry bro, she was a nympo.Fun to be around but never have a relationship for this reason.
>>738532817a majority of them did porn/have nudes
>>738531998>We will never get actresses like we had in Red Alert 3, won't wenope, we're in the woke era. Devs are fully pozzed, especially western ones.
>>738550398Nah most of them did modeling and acting.Only one did nude modeling for Playboy (Tanya) Jenny McCarthy
>>738550552Zoomers are so sexually repressed that jokes like this are lost on them and they would instead get morally indigent and upset.>>738533656
>>738541197footfaggotry was only common amongst subhuman kikes until brownoids took over the internet
>>738550620*indignantDamn
>>738538862sex
>>738538862You just know, they did this on purpose.
>>738550567retarded nigger
>>738549840You don't like Philly cheese?
>>738538862>>738550963why are her feet so dirty?
>>738552664for flavor
>>738548552What happened to busty slags like her? Where did they all go?
>>738552853Unironically you just get fucking endlessly hassled or raped if you're an obviously drunk girl in public now with all the browns
>>738552664They add character
>>738546610Lefists are so out of touch, when they see on leddit saying they have FOLDERS of bad stuff. They literally think of a paper folder with printed pictures in it.
>>738550620>the joke is hank hill tier ass
>>738554238The joke is casual sexism. Her figure isn’t the joke, its Tim Curry checking her out and winking at the camera. That wouldn’t fly today. Zoomers all whine and complain about Groundhog Day being “icky” “yucky” “problematic” and “creepy”
>>738552664so you can lick em clean.
