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>so desparate to own da chudz that they start making up games and giving them perfect scoresSad.>b-b-but it's a real gameNever heard of it until today. It's fake like the moon landing
>>738540232steamies rated this shit 9.5/10really makes me think
>>738540232Basically always "professional" reviewers.
why are mods deleting all these mixtape threads
>>738540232>1 hour of actual gameplaythis is just the free demo, right?
>>738540232The developers
both for rating it way too high
For a game /v/ hates, there sure are a shitload of threads about it with several hundred posts each. Why do you let things you hate occupy so much space in your heads?
>critic Should be named Rubberstamper or something instead. How does anyone even care about those publisher outlet faces in the first place?
>>738540834First day on /v/ buddy? /v/ famously constantly posts about shit it hates.
>>738540232>pirate it >game has dogshit performance,insane amount of graphical effects you cant turn off in menu like chromatic ab and such>gameplay is literally just QTEs and moving analog stick left or right during skateboarding sections>setting is just memberberry nostalgia shit for american millenialsI dont care if its "woke" or not but after around 3 hours I deleted that piece of shit "game". Its literally badly animated visual novel at best and it getting 10/10 is insane.
Developer is the daughter of Oracle's founder. This is everything you need to know.
>>738540834theres not much to like about things these days
Imagine if Metacritic had "verified owner" reviews like how Rotten Tomatoes had the "Verified Audience" for people that actually bought a movie ticket.
>>738541346>game has dogshit performanceBUT HOW COULD THAT BE?!
>>738541424Annapurna Interactive is just a publishing house they didn't fucking develop it. Do you think Annapurna Pictures has a giant ass studio lot?
>I WANT TO LIVE AGAIN AS A TEEN>YOU JUST DONT GET IT>THIS IS HOW I ESCAPE REALITY, BY PLAYING AS A CHILD AND HANGING OUT WITH OTHER CHILDREN>YES MY OTHER FAVORITE GAME IS PERSONA 5, HOW DID YOU KNOW??
>>738540408Steam reviews are binary. If 95% of people think it's "just ok, which means a positive review," then it's 95% positively reviewed.
>>738542000persona 5 was kino tho....
>>738540232i hate the industryit needs to crashand I will feel no sorrow when games urinalists all dieespecially the coastal leftist queers who coast on their trust funds
>>738542000Yes. Problem? That said, Mixtape was pretty mediocre.
>>738540524Its barely even an hour of gameplay. Like maybe 20 minutes max. There's the stone skipping game, the baseball game and the cleaning up the shack. Everything else is just walking about.
>>738542051P5 is more good than bad, but it does have some stinker moments in it. the game gets so fucking repetitive, and we all know everyone just looks up the answers for quizes because if you dont you just are at a disadvantage.additionally, many themes just get thrown out for comedy, like ryuji being abused but then.....everyone in the group just constantly makes fun of him and sometimes even beat him up. its honestly a mess at times. but beyond all that, a lot of maladjusted people love the game because they are pedophiles
>>738540834Its 10/10 rated on ign simply because it has female protag doing men things, lgbt shit and lots of poc characters despite being an unplayable shitty mess with shit tier storyThats literally all it takes to get a high rating from game journos for your video game, its fucking insulting to the medium
>>738540524No. This "game" is a lot more egregious when it comes to that shit than any other game people call "walking simulator". Life is Strange or Telltale games are pinnacles of gameplay loop and mechanics in comparison to this game. Its fucking absurd this is getting review scores like that.
The players
>>738540408Steam review percentage only tells you one of two things either the game has a low score because of performance issues, or there is a review bomb of some kind happening. High scores on steam are completely meaningless
>>738540232Obviously the critics. They rate videogames based on how theatrical and politically correct the story and presentation is. They don't even care about GAMEPLAY or GAME DESIGN unless it's ""accessibility"" options that remove any and all skill barriers. They are insufferable faggots who don't belong here.
>>738540834>Why do you let things you hate occupy so much space in your heads?Hmm let's think about this.>rapes you>kills your family in front of you>sets all your prized possessions and photo albums on fireAnon, why do you let this take up so much mental space?
>>738544430So you admit you've been raped by a video game rated 10/10 by IGN?
>>738544430Stick to food analogies, kid.
>>738540232idk what game it even fucking is, but the critics. the critics are always wrong
>>738540232any review that doesn't verify that the reviewer actually played the game is worthless
>>738540232well it looks like IGN was in the wrongbecause no one else thinks its a 10/10, not even other reviewers
>>738544579Yes, and that's why I think about it. Because it attempts to rape and destroy and pervert my hobby and my memories.>>738544673>serves you a literal pile of shit>insists you rate it 10/10 or else you're a bigot>quit being a picky baby!This is what you sound like, retarded faggot
>>738540408The game also flopped on steam so I’m convinced everyone who bought it and reviewed it did so just to own the chuds
>>738540232>Critics call it 10/10 and proof that video games are art>Check out the game>It's just a 6-7/10 movie which is made worse by having to press a button every few minutesThis is why video games will never be art.
>>738540232user scores should always take priority because its an aggregate. meanwhile review "critics" are mostly in collusion so there's no reason to ever take them seriously.
