>"YOUR DADDY SCREAMED LIKE A BITCH BEFORE HE DIED, FOX"will they keep that in?
>>738548171It's 100% getting cut.
>>738548171DAMN! DEPLOYT IT NOW!
Apparently the new line is: Eric screamed real good when sony DIED
>>738548171No, the dialogue is shit in the new game and so is the dubbing. It's like RE4 Remake Ada but for every character.
>>738548171>Pigma recorded James screaming and plays over the comm.
>>738548171Damn, why was he such a piece of shit? Did James cuck Pigma?
None of the iconic lines will be kept
>>738549613barrel roll
>your tutor got depressed when we did an unwholesome, Fox!They'll replace it for something like this.
>>738549538>Damn, why was he such a piece of shit?I really have no fucking idea, you would think Peppy and James would notice a ton of red flags when they interviewed him for the job>Open psychopath>Openly only joins the team for money>Bitches about the mission constantlySurely there was nothing wrong with Pigma before he met Andross
>>738549417dialogue seemed fine, dubbing is a miss though
>>738549538He's just that greedy and only thinks of money.
>>738549682>such a greedy piece of shit Star Wolf ends up kicking him out after 64not a single soul likes that pigger.
>>738549702>dialogue seemed fineJapan-obsessed ESL weebs should probably not comment on shit when they have such subterranean standards.
>>738548171>Quit fuckin' around, Slip!why was he so mean to him?
>>738549771Wolf literally hired>A retard (Andrew)>Hannibal Lecter's lizardsona>A weird perv who throws the mission every time he sees a hot womanand Pigma was still too much for him to keep on the payroll. Let that sink in.
>>738549982Andrew was literally a nepo hire that Andross forced Wolf to take.
>>738548171It was already cut in the first demake because of course it was.
>>738549982Andrew was a nepo hire due to his connection with andross, the moment andross died he got kicked out. Panther probably slept with Wolf in order to get in.
>>738549613as soon as i heard it was new audio i knew they're gonna shit all over what made it great
>>738548171>地獄で親父が待ってるそうや!
>>738549982hey Hannibal Lecter's lizardsona is probably a cool guy to be around since he's the only guy from the OG crew he kept
>>738550082If we're going by Assault, giving Andrew up to Star Wolf instead of a position in the Venomian Army was the worst decision Andross made. Star Wolf was holding him back, this dude was able to launch a direct attack on Corneria and win until Star Fox showed up
>>738548171That's not what pigma says, link related is what he does says which is >Daddy screamed real good before he diedhttps://youtu.be/iHxvDBJd0Iwmight as well /thread
>your carcass is mine
>>738549856buzzword spamming retards should kill themselves
>>738550292If he wasn't he wouldn't be my favorite member of Star Wolf. Whadya thingabout those apples, Lil Donny?>>738550468I'm gonna miss the original VO, the writing and the delivery were immaculate. The Japanese version is also good.https://youtu.be/zTQIXye1osI?t=123
Is it true panthers are just built better?
>HEY LIL' PEPPY>I GOT INFECTED BY BUGS AND NOW I'M A CUBE WHATTYA THINK ABOUT THAT LIL' PEPPY?
>>738550653Leon is by far the coolest member of Star Wolf, he does feel like an actual villain/disturbing guy. Wolf is a fucking joke, le is actually a good guy with a heart of gold but likes to act like le cool rebel character, I can't stand him. Actually every other Star Wolf member is cooler than Wolf.
>>738550924And Panther cucks Fox
For me it's Slippy sounding like a girlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Afs2IsFsT0
>>738551235The irony being that Panther still gives Krystal a bad dick, she runs away from HIM next
Has the PC port been improved with anything?I still have the first build they released.
>>738549538Pigma is such a piece of shit that even Wolf kicked him out of his criminal mercenary unit.
>>738548171>fox im sorry about your father but without androsses pay my family will die of starvation
>>738551492There's been some cool mods but that's about it. You can play on foot or as the Great Fox.
>>738551595>Fox i only killed your dad because Andross was gave my fat retarded pig family a good healthcare plan...
What's Pigma?
>>738551739PIGMA BALLS!
>>738551739Pigma balls
>>738551739STEVE JOBS
>>738551739A pirate. AND a good man.
>>738549982
>>738548171>"Andross has ordered us to fucking murder you and your family, then dispose of your rotting corpses."A bit heavy, Nintendo...
>>738550924>Leon is by far the coolest member of Star Wolfhe has an awful voice in Assault, thank God they corrected this
>>738548171>Here come the li'l cocksuckers nowI get he was having a bad day, but that's a bit much.
>CAIMAN HERE. THERE'S NO STINKY SMELLY NIGGERS.
>Always check the early life, my son.You know it was the first thing to go.
>Never give up! Trust the steam chart!
>>738548171
>>738548171the funny thing is making this line more vulgar makes it less fucked up
>>738548171I look like this and say this...... wait.
>>738549538>be evil>say evil thingsmany such cases
>guy who is a fox is named fox>everyone, including me, is ok with thisWhy are we so complacent with laziness?
>>738555194You never had a kid in your class named Human Smith?It's a pretty common name.
>>738551492Still no online multiplayer :(
>>738555267There was a kid named Person Mann in my 8th grade algebra class. He was bullied so much that he changed his name to Genus Australopithecus.
>>738548171It's a soulless demake, so yeah
>Fox, this is General Pepper. Make sure to use Ltargeting to assign drones.
>>738550394You are a dumb cunt.
>>738548171I dont think he really said that. What was his real line?
>>738554169Whoah! You can't call them that, Falco.
>>738555618I'm not a mirror
>>738549667>Try performing an ailelron roll, Fox!
>>738555621>>>738550394
>I'll do you fast, Peppy ol' pal!
>>738549530That's some xbox live tier shit talk
>HEY RETARD FAGGOT, I'M ON YOUR SIDEwtf, things were really different in the 90s
>>738555463He lived in the shadow of his older brother, Better Mann
Falco's too based. They're definitely nerfing a lot of his lines.
>>738555979>he didn't unlock the extra scene by bombing the train before it reaches
>>738555194I mean it kinda makes sense in universe, James named him after his squad.
>>738548171They already changed the starting lines in Corneria. Falco doesn't say>"This is horrible..." When they enter Corneria City.
>stomp on the gaysIt was a different time...
>>738556075You can say a lot about Andross, but he made sure the trains ran on time.
>>738556150>Falco now says "They destroyed all those buildings before I could become a giant and do it..."
>>738556150>this is a culturally enriched society...
>>738555979>ALL FUCKING MONKEYS MUST FUCKING HANG!
>Fuuuuck! That was one of ours!
>COCK>COCK>EAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGH
>Let's kill minorities, Foxwhat the fuck were they thinking
>>738556082It's only because the word Fox is cool.
>>738556446Fake AND gay.Slippi would be a minority, compared to the amount of canines we've seen.
>remember a starfox assault ytp from years ago>Peppy had a line that says "Quit dinkin' around Slip. ||You stupid nigger.||>lol at it as it is burned in my memory>try looking for it now>nowhere to be found on youtubeI hate when YTP classics become lost media.
>>738556661>despite being 13% of the Lylat System, frogs are responsible for 50% of all invasions
>that nigger gives me the creep
>>738556684What the fuck is YTP?
>>738556765Youtube Poop.
>>738556836Is that like the Dota Poop channnel?
>>738553320top kek
>>738556880>People here are too young to know what YTPs areJesus
>>738557181Di you know what Dota is? Lmfao ouut loud
>>738557181I'm 34 and barely know what YTP isAlways hated those videos
>>738548171the new VA is too affable for it to come off the same way or sound right
>>738557348doesn't even know what dota or hon is lol probably a bot i refuse to think people like that exists no way
>>738549538HE'S A PIGGER
>>738557394>randomly assumes he doesn't know what assfaggots are
>Pigma gets infected in Assault>Loses his mind and fuses with his ship>You have to slowly kill him by shooting his fucked-up face a hundred timesThe Aparoids were pretty crazy body horror for a Nintendie game
>>738548171It was a bit much even for the 90's
>>738554169yeah yeah funny edit, what's the real line?
>>738557480>are you gonna listen to that nincompoop?
>>738557447That's precisely you.
It was a little out there for its time, but it's still a classic.
>>738550383he probably learned well under wolf, being one of the greatest aces and mercenary companies in the galaxywhich was probably the intent
>>738550383>and winIt was mostly a stalemate and they were in Fortuna's orbit, not Corneria.
>>738555982Jokes on him now, though, Better Mann is a cuck
i asked in another thread was ignoredare there any starfox clones worth playing on pc?
>>738550894So what was his deal in Command? I thought Pigma died as an aparoid host.>>738552005>Annoying nigger, I am the Grand Dragon Leon!It was a different time
>>738557850Absolutely not, they think Star Fox is visuals like Lylat Wars or 64 and just don't get the pacing, simple but effect voice acting, or replay value. You're better off trying out Ace Combat and Project Wingman if you haven't already
>>738558049It kind of blows my mind that 64 just is an entire game of quotable one liners. You just remember every single line and the exact delivery it has.
>>738557850There's just a demo rn but Wild Blue Skies
>>738557450General Pepper begging you to shoot him down legit gave me nightmares as a kid.
>>738556425>COCKY LITTLE FAGSI know it was the 90's but it seems a little excessive
will we get the rumble pack with this one?
>>738557450>The Aparoids were pretty crazy body horror for a Nintendie gameEh, they are basically just a poor mans version of the flood from halo mixed with the borg.
>>738550924>Leon is by far the coolest member of Star Wolf, he does feel like an actual villain/disturbing guy. Wolf is a fucking joke, le is actually a good guy with a heart of gold but likes to act like le cool rebel character, I can't stand him. Actually every other Star Wolf member is cooler than Wolf.Fuck off, Pigma
>>738548171>>738549702I actually love the new graphics (especially Slippy's design), but am DREADING what the rest of the dialogue will sound like. The voices so far sound good, but the rewrites are awful.Right in the first mission, during the part where Slippy gets trailed by a bogey and you have to shoot it down, the new Slippy is all like "UM LET ME CHECK MY QUANTUM ACTUATORS WHILE YOU DESTROY THIS ENEMY FOR ME."The old Slippy wasn't at fault: he made a genuine mistake, and then feared for his life. The new Slippy is an autistic retard who deserves to get removed from the gene pool for his lack of a self-preservation instinct. He's getting SHOT AT -- in the middle of an active warzone -- and he'd still rather play with his electronic toys than attempt to survive.I can't believe they managed to make Slippy MORE annoying. I thought he was fine before.
Remember that when you're bullying Slippy, this is really what you're really bullying (Japanese).
>>738557450>The Aparoids were pretty crazy body horror for a Nintendie game
>>738548171>"HEY EPSTEIN, I'M ON YOUR SIDE!"wtf did falco mean by this
>>738559602the worst part is this dipshit is supposed to be the engineer and he should have had all his calibrations done before starting the mission. what an asshole.
>>738548171ITS LIKE YOU TOLD ME. I'M GETTING INTO FORMATION.
>>738557381I don't know if he'd pull off the line right, but I wouldn't describe his voice as "affable." He's putting on a very stereotypically sleazy New York accent (i.e. a jew.)
>>738548171i always thought pigma was a girl
>>738559602
>>738559942Kek
>>738560043at long last, a worthy opponent.
>>738557394You have the cadence of retarded spastic
CAIMAN HERENO PROBLEMS
>>738559882You niggers will post that in response to anything. Someone could call John Carpenter's The Thing horrifying, and some turbofaggot would respond with that dumbass image like they're earning Internet cool points.
>>738560243You fap to scat and feet porn bro fucking wat?
did you know its impossible to be inhaled by andross in starfox 1 well I didnt know until today when I actively tried to get swalled and it didnt happen30 years believing I was dodging an attack you dont have to dodge
Remember, in this new game James isn't confirmed to be dead.He is going to appear for real at the last level, you will see.
>>738548171No it was removed from the 3DS vers and all new digital rereleases of the n64 vers.The line I WILL DO YOU FAST PEPPY OL PAL. Is also removed..
played it so much as a kid that almost 30 years later my old man hands still knew exactly what to do
>>738560309The Thing wasn't watched by babies and stunted manchildren.I like the hissy fit over your animal space shooter game not being recognized as dark enough though.Very on-brand.
>>738560408Doesn't he already appears on the original on the true ending route and helps you out on the last level?
>>738560543yeah as a ghost
>>738549982Where my Star Wolf game where the 4th team member gets fired and replaced every mission?
>>738560536>The Thing wasn't watched by babies and stunted manchildren.considering among us was directly inspired by that movie I wouldn't be so sure
>>738560575Whaaaaaaaat?
>>738559602>>738559994That, and Falco's the one whose overconfidence in and calibration checks are the one who gets in hot water in that level. At the start, Falco's response of "I'm fine" misses something from the original Japanese: He actually says things are little off in his ship, but that's not a problem.
>COCKY LITTLE FAGGOTS!????
>>738560348What the fuck are you talking about?
>>738560543>another episode of anon was too stupid to realize it was his father's spirit guiding Fox out of certain deathLet me guess, you were also looking around for James's ship like Fox was, you absolute retard.
>>738560851So ghosts can pilot, and shoot lasers? Got it......hahahahahahahah, how old were you when you got that true ending btw?
>>738550383>Gets one shotted by a space butterflyKWAB
>>738559571Still more interesting than the giant floating monkey head for the hundredth time. The only way they could possibly make me give a shit about Andross again is if they gave him a design that harkened back to the og straight out of Tron design.
>>738561084They did that in Zero.
>>738561084andross cube lmao
>>738550924He only acts like that in Assault.
probably wont be in the remake because bitches dont scream anymore, they just buy shitty nintendo games and raise faggots
>>738555194It could be a nickname.
>>738548171https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTBfMcFtqPMAfter listening to all the uncompressed voices he probably has my favorite VA
>>738562389 i don't know why these designs give me a gay vibe.
MOOOOOODS
>>738560536>The Thing wasn't watched by babies and stunted manchildren.>I like the hissy fit over your animal space shooter game not being recognized as dark enough though.>Very on-brand.
>>738562890Based
>FOX GET THIS FUCKING GUY OFF ME!
>>738563426
YOUR DADDY SCREAMED REALLLL FUCKING LOUD BEFORE HE DIED, FUCKING BITCHFOX
>>738562389I guess Leon punched a dude when getting carded at a bar.
>>738549538He’s kinda based ngl
>>738549538The traitor is the lowest of reprobates.
>>738563672Is that thing's shoulder a triceratops?
>>738563710That's Satan, so clearly. Dinosaurs are fake and demonic don't you know?
>Fox! That was one of ours!>You too, Bill.
>>738549667There’s a level in Zero where you play as Peppy and he says “barrel roll!” every time you do so. It’s got like 20 different line reads. They’ll absolutely have it in this.
>>738549538Funny how so many video game pigs are evil
this scene from Farewell, Beloved Falco was sad man
THIS is the enemy bio-weapon?!
>>738549982Leon is Wolf's BFF. He's the only one to stick with him across every Star Wolf iteration.
>Can't let you do that... ASS-HOLE
slippey really would be a holocaust denier
>>738566219Well he would be right, if the holocaust happened why are monkeys still in the lylat system?
>>738562389I heard we're only getting 8 episodes of AFIS which would be sad if true.
>>738566352>I heard we're only getting 8 episodes of AFISI fucking wish.
>>738566048
hes in
>>738549613Not an issue for krystal who had none. I played most of the games when the rumored star fox game was shared online and I found her an extremely boring character. Sexiness aside she has none of the charm the other main characters have.
>>738555979Wingwingwing DAMN IT!
>>738563929How do you mean?
>>738560306DO YOU COPY!?
>>738566352It's been years and we haven't even gotten 3 yet
>>738555463I heard Triangle Man fucked him up
>>738555194Don't act like "Guy" isn't a real name. We do have an equivalent to this one.
>>738549679Based millenials ruining literally everything
>>738560536I am pretty sure every reddit man child loves The Thing. Its a good movie though, my favorite of Carpenter’s movies
>>738549982>Pigma was still too much for him to keep on the payroll. Let that sink in.tbf it's not like Star Wolf is evil.They'll do bad shit for a paycheck, but they're not malicious psychopaths like Pigma. SW is just there for the payday and maybe getting to slap Star Fox around a bit as a bonus.
>HEY! NICE AIRCRAFT, GUYS! THEY'RE WAY BETTER THAN OURS...Whose side was Slippy on?
>>738566048>Incoming enemy from the rear! Drop altitude!>>AUGHUGHGHHGHG
>>738568260it was precope
>>738550093No it wasn't I played that version and heard it.
>WHERE IS MOOT?What's he saying?
>>738549538in a doujin slippy does lol
>>738568734Some shit should never be posted anon.
>WHO ARE YOU GUYS?!what did he mean by this
The tank levels are my favorites
>>738549538Pure Gen X 'tude.Homosexual zoomers can't comprehend the level of testosterone a cartoon character from a 90s children's video game has. Lol.
>>738549982>>Hannibal Lecter's lizardsona
>>738557869>So what was his deal in Command? I thought Pigma died as an aparoid host.It's not explained well. His mind was transferred to the machine that he got merged with once he got infected, so he survived because a piece of said machine remained.
>Y'ALL NIGGAS VURRRY LUCKY>I DIDN'T THINK I WUZ GON HAVE TO USE THIS MUHFUKKAScreenshot this post, this line will be cut
>>738568849I always go for MacBeth. Love that level.
>>738569156Here comes the little hyenas now.
>>738555194I always just assumed it was like a code name thing they used and that none of them use their actual real names. Like how in top gun where the guy is called Goose.
>>738569258They are fighter pilots, after all.
Did pigma legit just die after getting kicked out of starwolf?
>>738569492We'll know once the game releases, as we will finally have the fucking event showcased after 30 years.
>>738569492He gets controlled by the aparoids fuses to a space station, dies, and then comes back as tetris blocks.
>>738569492I remember him dying in Assault.I thought it was kinda sad cause he was being controlled.
Anyone have all the voice files for these guys? With the AI shit I can make them say some of your obviously fake lines.
>>738568112>they're not malicious psychopaths like PigmaLeon is worse but he has actual loyalty. Before Star Wolf he worked as an assassin
>>738569693look up uncompressed Star fox lines
>>738569693>>738569817make fox recite lust penis lines
>>738550394AI slop
>Nobody ever outright says James is dead until you're locked into the easy route>It's otherwise all vague "his fate" comments>In the expert ending as Great Fox pulls away (before the staff credits), you see a faint moving star that looks like an Arwing engine in top right. Missing in the easy ending and very much not a shooting star.What the fuck did they mean by this?
>>738565890panther probably moves into permanent mainstay eventually, its the 4th dude in the squadron who they'll be constantly rotating through>>738569796Eh, assassins, despite being explicit bloody handed murderers, can still be better off than aloyal mercenaries in terms of honor and morality. Pigma you can count on to do not only grand evils for small minded reasons but also do petty evils to random dudes just because he saw a quick buck in it, Leon probably wouldn't stoop so low if just because he knows his worth and wouldn't sell his services so cheaply, let alone personal codes.
>>738569492yes and no, he "comes back" as a fucking cube
>>738569941>What the fuck did they mean by this?Jame's fate is deliberately ambiguous but he's probably dead.
>>738569940Looool tonto
>>738569693https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRI0f1TTqHc
>>738569978>Eh, assassins, despite being explicit bloody handed murderers, can still be better off than aloyal mercenaries in terms of honor and morality. Pigma you can count on to do not only grand evils for small minded reasons but also do petty evils to random dudes just because he saw a quick buck in it, Leon probably wouldn't stoop so low if just because he knows his worth and wouldn't sell his services so cheaply, let alone personal codes.Having a rep of turning on your team probably also isn't worthwhile long term.
>>738566352We’re getting 3 and thats it
>>738569941Yes>>738560543
>>738555767No, but you are a minor
>>738570015>'good luck' without the filterImmediately cursed as fuck
>>738569796>Before Star Wolf he worked as an assassinAssassin =/= Psychopath
>>738570154Yeah, they pitched it down.
>>738569941Obviously James dies of cringe if his son plays on easy mode
>>738570053yeah, pigma would quickly become a total persona non-grata to employers and teams alike; even as a freelancer he'd stop getting work quick, even to the desperate, since nobody would be able to trust not getting a knife in the back.He would have to retire early if it weren't for him being a sociopath who enjoys doing samurai bullshit to people.
>>738570154At what minute mark is that?
>>738560543Yeah James was just hanging out with Andross in his arwing until Fox killed him and then he was like "oh shit I gotta go"
>>738570352literally the first second
Lol did none of you beat the true expert mode on the 64? The fuck with this James being dead shit.
>>738570414Hmm I just booted up my cartridge and you do get a "Good luck" but its robotic sounding, this is as soon as you start the game Stage 1 btw.
>>738550093Nintendo was somewhat hardcore back in the 90s, now they’re soft and sterile.
I'm fucking 36 and I'm gonna be getting those Star Fox plushies when they release. Well at least one of them (Slippy)
>>738570563Kirby is still a badass angry motherficker who will give you 10 new assholes on your left cheek alone
>>738570579I didn't know they were making plushies. Is there an Arwing one?
>>738570154it sounds like a friendly gay barista
>>738570563I'm still broken by SMT x FE. Imagine medieval demon summoning tactics and dungeon crawling. It's the most manly shit ever.
the original 64 voices are iconic and perfect. its absolutely ignorant to rerecord them. i was baffled they even tried with the 3da remake
>What's wrong, Fox? >Nothing... Nothing's wrong.
>>738566352It only takes several years per episode. I don't think I even want to live long enough to see the end of it.
>>738570563I'll never get how they could fuck the story for fates so badly, when the premise is so good. It's like they actively sabotaged it.
>>738556406>>738556425>>738556446SF64 was quotable, you guys are not gonna get any of that in the advanced demake.
>>738570639Just these 4 currently
>>738567448I thought we got a third episode that retconned the first two and stuff?
>>738559602>I actually love the new graphics
>Star Fox fans on their way to play the same game for the fifth time
>>738570717I said this a couple so I'm starting to feel like a schizo, but the new "My emperor, I failed yooouuu." guy sounds so much worse. He has the most stereotypical anime dub voice.
>>738570768I will NOT allow you to slander Rango like this you fucking dick
>>738549538Pigma coveted that cash, I suppose.
>>738570824I played it much more than that.
>>738570824Yep, that's me.
>>738570853The annoying flies line they showed is also much more verbose now.
>>738570995Yeah, it's going to be such a downgrade. Both things are in place to make it suck.
>>738548171>YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw4gjZvqhB0
>>738570824I can't wait to see this remade in the newest game. It's gonna look so funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDipbctxGC4how did they fuck this up?
>>738571514They didnt
>>738549538Just a little banter, but I heard Americans tend to take banter to heart
>"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Falco will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few ace pilots! God has a hard-on for ace pilots because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Star Fox Team! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?"
>>738570824>fifthfive-hundredth
>>738571873Pepper was once a sergeant so this is completely in-character.
>>738549538I find it immensely funny he's so fucking evil he's the only character who is just straight up murdered in Assault and nobody gives a damn.
>>738560306THINK AGAIN!
>>738550468LOW-KEY NECROPHILIA, SLIP
>>738560309This.
>>738570824>fifthi spent whole days during summer break playing it
>>738550093"DADDY SCREAMED REAL GOOD BEFORE HE DIED!" is in 3D, I know because it's the only version of SF64 I've played. Lying migger
>he squeeeealled like a piggythey cant just let a chris benoit line in like that
is going for medals even a fun 100% like mario stars, banjo jiggies/jinjos/etc, sonic adventure emblems, etc?or is it just a boring score attack?
>>738572797Medals determine your route afaik
>>738572797It's a score attack, but the fun depends on the level.
>>738570824That's... kind of the point. The game is so short you play it over and over again doing different paths and stuff.
There has never been a good Star Fox game.Not a single one.
>>738572834pretty certain routes are based on secret paths or specific in level goals
All the lines are changed and I hate it
>>738572927Idk I might had dream it otherwise
>$50-$60 for a 2 hour campaign
>>738572967the localizers needed to earn their pay, anon
>>738572927Yeah, only Sector X needs a high score to stay on the hard path. And the "minimum" score isn't enough for a medal.>>738572981A 2-hour campaign you play 9 times minimum.
>>738559942lol
>>738572967The voice acting and writing is way worse and the cutscenes being more frequent and longer is going to kill the pacing. Already this game is worse than the original and the designs play no factor.
>>738566048>Come on let's do this bullshit!>Come on! Let's Go!>LET'S GET THIS BULLSHIT!
>>738572981To be fair, I still play 64 to this day, sometimes.But I wanted Assault 2 this time.
>>738548171it'll be in but it'll be delivered by someone doing a generic dub voice
This video represents how this game will be received.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6Kv0vF41Bc
>>738559602>The voices so far sound goodI thought so too until I listened to the new ones next to the old ones, and it's frankly insane how bad the new voice direction is. The Falco line entering corneria followed by the katt lines was like a double gut punch, SF64's voice acting is iconic and they've basically made sure to remove any and all character from the new stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuZ-UVq42sc
>>738573174Genuinely why does EN voice acting suck so much compared to the 90s? Im not saying there weren't bad voices before, but before it was just people doing whatever. Now everyone is so bland and forgettable. That said, there are at least some parts in the trailer that sounded ok, like new Falco saying "you worry about your own hide" which the delivery was pretty in-line with the original.
>>738573174The entire "BOOGEY ON YOUR TAIL" exchange in the new one is such bullshitPeppy's delivery sounds like he's bored and Slippy just doesnt give a fuck about the situation
i wonder, is the JP version of 64 as beloved as it is in english?maybe they just never cared and as usual japs are oblivious to the outside world.reminds me of how chris sabat had to tell the japs in charge of dbz abour its over 9000 and other famous lines because they had no idea
>>738573174The new VA is worse but also holy fuck the N64 VA is legendary. How the fuck did they do it?>Falco here, I'm fine...>This is horrible...Such simple lines conveying so much about who Falco is, it's stunning. So economical yet effective. This is how a game comes to live forever. What went so right back then?
>>738573464Peppy sounds like a guy doing a Rabbit from Winnie the pooh impression.A lot of the older voice lines were helped in post through compression or other edits. The compression naturally made it be sold that it's being communicated through comms. The uncompressed unedited versions of the voicelines sound a lot more generic. Kind of like what is being heard here.
>>738573602it definitely is, and it has its own memes as well. Shoguns death scream in JP is iconic to them, among other things.
>>738573464Theater kids and anime voice has ruined English voice actingStar Fox as a series though has always had terrible English voice acting in general though, just look at AssaultWasn't enough to tone down the expressive animations, they had to voice everything in monotone, too
>>738573570Yeah that's my big issue, all the energy has been sapped from the mission dialogue. I can understand being more relaxed when they are on the Great Fox during mission briefings, but the dialogue needs to have intensity when they are actively fighting.This remake makes me realize how good the older voice actors were. It was a miracle.
When Xenoblade 2 had a dogshit dub that people defended, I knew it was over
>>738573174wow the villains are especially badand of course a hint of smug irony, cant have a modern game without that
>>738573709Theater kids, as in people who work in theater, is who FromSoft hires and is why their English voice acting is so relatively acclaimed. Thespians. Anime voice actors aren't theater kids, they're anime kids, people paid bottom dollar to do caricature voices because they're into it.
>>738573752I think people defended it just because it had UK accents like the first one, but they missed that those voice actors turned in way better performances compared to the sequel.
why'd they go for a realistic look
>>738573795Theater kids as in trannies, retard. Not people who work in Broadway.
>>738573802My name is Eric and I'd like to know who this other Eric is and what he did
>>738573819Xenoblade 1 dub sounds like a theater performanceXenoblade 2 dub sounds like a recent generic crunchyroll anime dub
>>738573819That's because the voice actors in Xenoblade 1 were actual actors. There's an enormous stark difference between a voice actor, and an actual actor.
>>738573823I genuinely don't know. Nobody asked for or wanted that.
>Their souls are weighed down by gravityeven the JP dub was better, what the fuck.
>>738573865Eric is a villainous GameCube fanboy and snoy that's been spamming anti-Nintendo propaganda for a good decade. He's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Sonic CrossWorlds is better than MK World, it's Eric. If you see the same posts sucking Iwata's dick, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.He's also a massive Ocarina of Time fanboy that was so buckbroken by BoTW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and reverse the damage against him
>>738573464The West's way of operating the entertainment industry removes standards for those officially in the business at the top, so the amateur scene and small time studios/agencies is where you would find talent. Since Nintendo happened to only look with whoever they could get that was decent enough they would get their hands on people who could deliver more often then not.
>>738573823My guess is that Miyamoto needed some type of excuse to do another remake after only 10 years since the last one, and his whole "innovation" shit led to him having the idea that they should go with a hyper realism look to it. The people saying that they look like the original puppets are lying through their teeth because no they do fucking not look like that at all, and I don't know why people are parroting that shit so fucking much.
>>738573464I don't really know, but I heard voice acting is really cliquey.
>>738573464>>738573985You're missing a key component, and that is unions and guilds.
>>738572981>$50-$60 for a 2 hour campaign>/v/ complains>$50-$60 for a 100+ hour campaign>/v/ complains
>>738548171I hope they keep it, Pigma being a habitual knife twister asshole that made even Wolf decide to kick him off the team for being such fucking dickhead (and violently scarring him on the way out) is basically a micro meme at this point.
>>738573960>I was raped by Eric and here's my faggotbabble to explain why I'm still crying
>>738574079I like Star Fox AND Metaphor
>>7385738232 theories>1) Outsourced to western studio, that studio was allowed to do its own thing and decided to make them realistic and "epic" to follow up the movie to make starfox seem way more grandiose than it is.>2) They were made realistic to make the stupid vtuber gimmick catch and more subtle face movements.
>>738574112Shut the fuck up, Eric.
>>738574043If they really wanted to make them look like puppets, they could have actually done it. Felt That Boxing nails the Muppet look. These new designs are just realism for realism's sake.
>>738572981>$50-$60 for a 2 hour campaignDon't care.Us blast havers will indeed be having a blast.
>>738574074i didn't forget, however Japan also has trade unions so just saying "it is the unions" doesn't answer the question.
>>738574079>>738574167>pictured here>people who don't play good games ever
>>738573861You didn't even attempt to look that up before just spouting shit off because you can immediately look up the fact that several Dark Souls English VAs were literally in Broadway plays. Most of them are British and are/were big time stage actors there instead of the US though.
>>738574143Why is the realism better for the Vtuber shit? Nearly all of those look cartoony.
Ok could we call Eric another name like Faggotron or even just Erik just so it doesn't feel like people are talking about me
>>738574241I'm unfortunately named Eric too, and it's fucking obnoxious to have retarded niggers on /v/ constantly spamming our name because they desperately need a boogeyman to latch onto
>>738573662I mean I imagine a part of it is that nintendo like their other recent projects are hiring inexperienced people on the cheap, where SF64 had Rick May for example(TF2 Soldier if you didn't know) doing both Peppy and Andross. He was already an experienced actor and stage performer by the time he got the roles for Star Fox. not alot of people playing many roles too, so everyone had to flex their range, pic related. I imagine every character in this new one will be individual voice actors, so no such distinction in voice will be considered by the performers.
>>738574174>japan>unions
>>738573602each character's pixiv page has a section of quotes from 64, and you can twitter search those phrases to see people memeing on themdic.pixiv.net/a/ペッピー・ヘアdic.pixiv.net/a/ファルコ・ランバルディdic.pixiv.net/a/スリッピー・トードYou can also find people upset at this line change in the JP version too >>738573570 because it does recharacterize slippy
>>738574241Shut the fuck up, Eric.
>>738574231The higher quality the face, the more facial expressions it can make, probably. Maybe it didn't look as good with the cartoony faces. We can only guess, at least until we know the developing studio. I really doubt Nintendo themselves did an inhouse remake of Starfox 64.
>>738574296I know right? I was surprised when i found out about that too.
>>738574295Ja Green must be a talented man
>>738574163I would kill for a star fox game with the characters in the style of something like Fantastic Mr Fox. stylized fake stop motion kind of look to it
>>738573174>>738573464>>738573662>>738573570As someody who has barely played 64 and has never touched another Star Fox game, and has basically zero context as a result, I think the new lines and voicework are generally better, though there are exceptions
>>738574307>>738573602also this thread on twitter https://x.com/t9qozS3pBWHntyw/status/1798666175502754076
>>738574429I think the biggest issue is that its not snappy and its too wordy. This is a fast paced action game, and theyre pilots to boot. They need to convey important info quick and concisely. Not only are they talking too much, the flowery bullshit is now getting in the way of important game info.
>>738574429assuming youre not trolling, the best i can say for ypu is that the video provided is short and doesnt have that many aide by side comparisons.part of it is nostalgia yes, any iconic media eith iconic lines shouldnt be changed.but even then the 64 delivery and cadence is just superior.quality voice acting is the hardest thing to explain to people who dont get it
When are they bringing back Desslar Cobahttps://starfox.fandom.com/wiki/Desslar_Coba
Unironically what is it about this game that makes it so quotable?It's golden, and I can hear every line with every bvoice and I haven't played in decades
>"Y'see Fox? The problem with modern Corneria is that we let those damn MONKEYS and LIZARDS in and propagate. We done exiled them Ven'm too late, and now they're gettin' too ballsy for their own good. Damn monkikes and liggers..."
>>738574615Economical. People chip in a lot but they're never speaking for more than like 4 seconds at once. It's easy to remember short, effectively delivered lines, especially when they're repeated either due to the situation recurring or replaying the game because it's short.
>>738572797It is fun but sector Z is not and it's legit too hard
>>738574615Godly voice acting/delivery along with repetition. Youve heard those lines over and over thanks to the arcade design of 64.
How should I play SF64? I heard it got a PC release somehow, is that the best way?
>>738574615it's the same thing as like, old school RTS barks. short, well delivered by people not afraid of being "cringe" by putting on an exaggerated voice or affect.
>>738574615game encourages repeated playthroughsvoice lines are shortyou hear the same voice lines a lotit happens with everything like with people repeating starcraft voice lines, but this game is 99% those 3 steps
>>738574720Yeah.I gave it a go today and it was perfect.
>>738572797It's fun except Sector Z is very fucked and requires good routing before attempting it, and there's a meme optional medal for Venom 1 that is very very hard to get, but getting the medal for Venom 2 gets you 1's as well and it's a lot easier so nobody actually attempts getting 1's.
>>738574638>"Pa was right about those branch swing'rs.">"I ain't listening to no monkey, Falco!">"Lots of scalebacks in this sector.">"Thought Pepp'r got rid of th' shitfling'rz?">"I ain't speciesist or whateva. I just don't like the apes.">"I ain't got jungle fever, Toad. That Kryst'l is a pure fox, I tells ya."
>>738574963I don't want to derail the thread but what's with the bud light? I thought miggers hated Bud now because they dared to be friends with a trans.
>>738575010It's cheap beer. Simple 'as.
>>738575010Shane Gillis did a couple of commercials with Bud so they are back in favor
>>738569492Nah, pigma dies of ligma
>"Don't be a moron, Slip. Despite making up 13% of the Lylat population, monkeys were 90% of senior Venom leadership. Those things are dangerous!"
>>738573174of course, everyone is just a generic localized anime voice now instead of any genuine emotioni don't even know if its the actors, the writers, or the voice directors fault
>>738575056Miggers sure are easily manipulated
>>738575185so are you
>>738575010>dared to be with duh transthis anon has aids.
Falco is definitely a Staten Island Republican.
I just looked it up online and it looks like bud light is still dying as a brand lol
>>738574638
>>738556661Hey, he just has a skin condition. I assure you Slipps is 100% pure blooded canine.
>>738575470>Punisher skullHoly fuck Fox would slap that on his arwing
>"Why are you shooting me? You said that I'm one of the good ones!">"Ay, I'm flyin' over heah!">"It's those damn MONKEYS. Those banana suckin', shit chuckin', vine swingin', chest poundin', jungle-fucking spOOKS."
I hope Fay Spaniel gets a cameo here. >Daughter of an aristocrat>Literally made to be "the girl next door">Likely a spoiled nepobaby>Unashamedly a mercenary. Despite this, she's chipper and pretty.I bet she'd be the most racist.
>>738548171You know i really like the Meta Narrative of Star Fox that despite having strategic skills, warfare experience, and an impressive Resume Peppy has no post merc plans, no safety net, and effectively can only fight until he dies seeing as he is Star Fox until his late age.Also he totally meant Swine as a slur when yelling at Pigma in that vid
>>738549682>I really have no fucking idea, you would think Peppy and James would notice a ton of red flags when they interviewed him for the jobBruh, StarFox is a mercenary group with a crew of 4 (James, Peppy, Pigma, Rob) They don't even get a mechanic until Slippy joins the team and at that point James is dead and Pigma betrayed them. It doesn't seem like there's a lot of good pilots living in the lylat system.
>That mission where Ghost James shows up to murder Panther so Krystal will hook up with Fox and continue the McCloud bloodline.Command was a weird game.
>>738576265Head cannonDespite being PMCThe pays actually suck because there is only one buyer- general pepper and the cordian army.Like who else can pay for Starfox's service? There is no other proper factions besides the vemon and General Pepper.
>>738576360i mean it must be easy to make a decent living as a solo pilot seeing as Falco does it in Adventures and Pigma no only does it in assault but also builds a small cartel afterwards. not to mention all the one offs in command and Kat just showing up in one stage
>>738576427clearly they're paid to go scope out new planets seeing as Pepper give fox a mission to go to dino planet
>>738576427>Like who else can pay for Starfox's service?If we're making being a PMC realistic than realistically there's a whole goddamned galaxy worth of business, leadership, and transport that would gladly pay for security against rampant space piracy, uprisings, and civil wars
>>738557850No, like this guy says >>738558049You can get close where a game will replicate the gameplay, the replay value, or the vibe, but nothing meets all 3. Games these days take everything too seriously, when what they need to do is to just get into a boomer mindset and see Starfox for what it is. Talking animals is funny, what if they did things people did like fly around in planes! And that's it, that's most of the fun.
>>738576515>against rampant space piracy, uprisings, and civil warsAnd which game showed that?>>738576501>Pepper give fox a mission to go to dino planetWhich is still being hired by pepper.
>>738576402Fuck that nigger
You DO have all the Expert medals, right?You DID unlock the out-of-vehicle option for Multiplayer, right??You're NOT a complete and total scrub who settles with anything less than Pepper yelling "WHAAAT?" after the credits, RIGHT???
>>738576636the game where where monkey hitler manages to stage a surprise war that takes over all major space lanes and planets in total secrecy under the nose of the cornerian navy and where dinosaur hitler takes over a planet and only gets stopped by mistake and the game where monkey hitler's nephew manages to once again cobble together a war machine capable of pushing up to corneria's doorstepmaybe don't disregard the first half of the one sentence
>>738576779Andross is clearly just a strategic genius in that he waited for a specific time frame when Corneria and it's main military base would be on the opposite side of the Lylat system and clearly only used barren planets as bases to sneak up on them
>>738576427>>738576465There's like, 4 Planets in the Lylat system with governments? Corneria, Katina, Fortuna, and Zoness? And I think Katina is part of the Corneria's faction?
>the Sol-Lylat cultural exchange has some... issues
>>738576402You could almost say that it was a mistake.Literally the only thing it gave us was Fox hooking up with Krystal and Falco joining F-Zero.
>>738576875>clearly only used barren planets as bases to sneak up on them>Years ago Macbeth was the center of the aerospace industry for the Lylat System. Gifted scientists and engineers flocked to the planet to share knowledge and make staggering sums of money. Orders poured in and a consortium of companies worked long hours to meet the demand. While there should have been enough wealth for everybody, a handful of greedy CEOs tried to gather up all the power by betraying the consortium with hostile takeovers and leveraged buyouts. Capitalising on the confusion and brutal infighting, Andross invaded the planet, enslaved the scientists and set up weapon assembly lines.”
>>738576902Fortuna what's that?
>>738576923go back
>>738549538He's a pig and pigs are carriers of filth and sin
>>738576959you a Britbong? Maybe in your version it says Fichina?
>>738576770DESU, I don't think I ever got anything but an easy route, with the exception of a pivot or two along the way.
>>738576964I can't go back to Lylat. I won't be able to leave. My luck won't last. And neither will my stamina
>>738549538James and Fox may have become mercs after leaving the force, but they kept their military principles. Pigma is a true merc.The Pigma Male does not concern himself with morality. He follows the witcher school of "give me the fucking money I'm owed or I'll paint the town red."
Choose your waif- I mean partner for deployment, mercenary man!
>>738577107>He follows the witcher school of "give me the fucking money I'm owed or I'll paint the town red."no, that's a morally neutral stance, one which holds the people to the bargain you upheld your end of. it is expected of you to force some kind of payment or else word gets around that you can be taken advantage of, likely by assholes who lied to you and never had any intention of paying you.pigma would take the town's money in advance and then side with the bandits to raid the town then dip out of the raid early to steal the bandits' stash, he makes everyone's lives worse unconditionally
>>738548171Unfathomably based character
>>738576770All anons here get over 2000 points in this game, right?
>>738577268You might be right, but there's a reason witchers turn cynical and go ballistic on villagers eventually. Because they never fucking pay up.I'm willing to bet that Pigma and James crewed together for years and probably had more than one argument about him being a bleeding heart, and grew resentful. And when Andross offered him an ass full of money, he finally had an excuse to explode on his buddies.
>>738576770Nope. The most I ever unlocked as a kid was guntank mode. I cleared all the stages and got some medals but never all of them.
>>738577480>the aftermath with the blenderWhat were they thinking? That's not suitable for kids, hell not even adults.
>>738576902>ere's like, 4 Planets in the Lylat system with governments? Corneria, Katina, Fortuna, and Zoness>Corneria- home planet>Katina- Katina is a semi-arid world of the Lylat System, home to a garrison of Cornerian Army fighter squadrons and serving as the Army's front line defense post>Fichina- Fichina is an icy world of the Lylat System and considered a tertiary homeworld of the Cornerians>Nearly covered with ocean, small groups of islands and Cornerian-made bases are the onlyMots of the planets in the system all own by Corneriaand other factions that shown up in other game are more or less enemy that won't hire Fox/Fox not willing to take up the job. If anything, the games over the years kind of express that while the Fox's people able to travel between planets but they are stuck in the Lylat System.
>>738577568Don't you think it's a little sadistic that this scene is required for the "Good" ending, thanks to Fay stealing Pigma's intel? You can't even skip the fucking cutscene or you'll be locked out of that path.
>>738577825It can't be helped. You're gonna carry that weight...
>>738578010>That one scene in the credits where she's sobbing alone on her bed with her medal while the triumphant orchestra is still playing I guess it's better than her sobbing without the medal, guilty about watching Corneria get firebombed in the bad ending.
>>738577480>That mini game where you have to keep her awake and alive during the season Those fucking donkey punches made me break my controller. At least the gore effects were cool for the time.
>>738555267>>738567591Wait until you find out what Adam means.
>>738566352no, he said he will do one more then he will make his own series
>>738566352Yeah we're getting 8 if you cut it down the middle vertically and then throw away the left side.
>>738575010Why is Falco sometimes a fat fuck and sometimes skinny?
>>738548171>YOUR FATHER CRIED WEE WEE WEE ALL THE WAY HOME updated for modern audiences
>>738566352I hope that it gets a C&D and removed from YouTube entirely.
>>738548171>YOUR UNC WAS NOT LOCKED IN BEFORE HE UNALIVED FR FR
>>738579212>Nah fr I ain't never beatin your ass...I'm washed>Yo Fox this monkey be capping ong
I was raped once but this message will be lost in the thread, so I doubt anybody cares.
>>738573174The Bill one is the biggest crime honestly
>>738573174Is there a Japanese dub?
>>738579315Do your eyes look like Neo-Slippy?
>>738579315Go on, tell us your story.
>>738579430Japanese audio will be a thing, but knowing Nintendo it's a no guarantee you'll get the option to switch.
>>738548973What is this post trying to say?
>>738573174Sony sucks at vouce acting in every language
>>738555194Je's like a bizzaro Franklin the turtle
>>738573960wait why is supporting iwata eric-faggotry? was iwata a cubie himself?
>>738572551Retard, you're quoting a censored line, that's what he meant.
>>738552005its weird to me that leon is bald, when i played this back in the day the white stripes behind him always looked like slicked back hair which kind of fit with his voice.
This game looks awesome, really looking forward to it.
>>738573464At some point the "anime dub voice" appeared and infected everything, back in the 90s the actors were usually very amateurish but they were genuinely trying their best to act instead of defaulting to that weirdly inauthentic way of speaking that's been all-pervasive in English dubs for Japanese media for many many years now.And it's a problem almost entirely specific to Japanese media, the voice acting in Western games almost always ranges from good to great unless it's a shoestring budget title where the team had to go with the cheapest "talent" they could find (which is funnily enough basically the same problem that was common in the 90s). There's no reason why English dubs for Japanese games shouldn't be able to have characters that sound like real people as well, the only explanation is that directors are deliberately telling actors to do "anime dub voice" because that's how they think that Japanese games are meant to sound.
>>738582972You can tell the eyes are a big problem of the design because James look way better than Fox because he is hiding his eyes behind his shades
Check your fuckin g-diffuser system
>>738583129Being viewed from the side also helps because it hides his incredibly wide mouth that gives him that permanent bored fast food worker expression.
>>738583065Western first games usually hire higher end English voice actors instead of anime dub voice actors. The later is almost exclusively people without the talent to cut it in the former and the few that do have the talent to move up to "real" dubbing(meaning higher paid and more prestigious English first voice acting) rarely stick around to slum it dubbing anime or japanese games. There is also the all pervasive modern issue of fitting into check boxes being more important than actual talent that's a problem across nearly every industry but is more significant in smaller ones like this.
>>738582972The prologue was honestly pretty good. What I'm looking forward to are the new cutscenes since the game is just 64 again.
>>738573174>>738573464It's too verbose for one. Another anon said compare Falco in the original saying 'This is horrible' to what he says in the remake and it's like 10 words long to say the same thing, shit's wrecked.There's also context. In the original's Corneria, Slippy gets himself into trouble fast due to his cockiness and inexperience. Between yelping for help and his voice being the most childlike of the crew it leads you to assume that he's fairly new at getting into a fight, which is largely true. In the remake he's still careless, but that hotshot demeanor of his is gone. He sounds like he doesn't understand his own fucking job as the ship's mechanic which is even worse because now it implies he could potentially make mistakes that could get his entire team killed if the Arwings aren't fully functioning like his apparently wasn't.
>>738548171fox gives as good as he gets
>>738573174>wow andross sure made quite a mess of this place haha!vs>this is horrible...nah n64 wins not even le old good new bad
>>738585221Fox is so cool man.
>>738557850Back then my thirst for more SF gameplay was sated by super air diver.
>>738568112Isn't one of the star wolf members literally andross's nephew?
I feel like kids are going to laugh at me using the Fox/Slippy avatar
>>738549538he was a merc and wanted a better pay day
>>738585719Yes, he's only there because Andross insisted they take him (he sucks). It's also why he's kicked out by SF Assault
>>738585221Fox eradicates surrendering forces, and asks questions later.
>>738548171No because he never said "Fox".
>>738576427This actually was the backstory for Adventures. Turns out that an extended period of peace in the region is bad for business, Star Fox was losing money fast and had to take any contract they could. Hence, Fox jumping at the chance to swing by Sauria to check it out because Pepper promised a payslip.
>>738576770I'M WORKING ON IT
>>738559602>He's getting SHOT AT -- in the middle of an active warzone -- and he'd still rather play with his electronic toys than attempt to survive.Thats a metaphor for incels that are surrounded by the opposite sex
AH! THE SON OF THAT FAGGOT, JAMES MCCLOUD!How the hell did they get away with it?
>>738586737Not so, refusing to interact with MESU is the survival instinct. Have you seen the modern woman? Terrible creatures.
>>738576770>not enjoying the pure kino of Pepper saying "This is one steep bill!" and timing your button press so the ink stamps and he then finishes with "-but it was worth it."
>YOUR CARCASS IS MINEThe fuck did she mean by this?
>>738586960Localization punching things up. Original line was 見てろよ〜!お返しだ!!
>>738586960Necrophilia. Don't look in slippy's basement.
>>738570824If you mean booting up the 64 again then you're correct. No way I'm buying this new slop.
>>738586960>she
>>738586960Sex
You're not taking me seriouslyStep|on|the|GAS
>>738570563Nigger, pls. 3H is fucking brutal.
What's the best way to play SF64 right now?
>>738587870Yeah shit gets straight medieval out there. The downside of having the major rival factions of the land send their brightest to the same school is that when a war inevitably kicks off, they're gonna have to kill each other.
>>738588034Take down your own wingmen, and play solo every level.
>>738588034Legally? Nintendo Online subscription gives you access to a substantial amount of emulated games for every console up to the Gamecube (that one's still severely limited). Star Fox and the completed version of Star Fox 2 are on the SNES side, and Lylat Wars is on the 64 side.
>>738588034Just emulate SF643D, or play the PC recomp if you want the original.>>738588165>actually shilling NSO
>>738588165holy shill
>>738561204no they didn't, they made monkey Andross but /mecha/. lame
>>738562545they're made by a fat hairy omega gay furry guy
>>738573174this is why you play in Japanese even the original voice acting is a lot shittier than the original japanese voice actingwhy do you faggots play with English dubs when they have been terrible for 50 fucking years??
>YOUR DADDY TROONED OUT LIKE A BITCH BEFORE HE DIED, FOX
>>738581805It's weird to me that you would think a lizard would ever have hair
>>738573174>YEEEEHAAAW! YEW DID IT!!!>We did it. All units, disengangeI like the art direction for this game but holy shit the voice direction is so stale
>>738588819Honestly, the original dub holds up pretty well even compared to the JP voices. Still worse, but way better than the overwhelming majority of dubs in general.
>>738574174to my knowledge the voice actors guild in the us has been an issue for some timeapparently they contribute to the monopoly of voice actors you see in the likes of troy baker and the other top dogs
>>738550894>blatant Neo Pokey referenceGoddamn, it only just clicked
>>738588147Your wingmen barely do shit, even as a kid I knew this.>SlippyShows enemy HP.>FalcoShows you the path to Hard route on Corneria (but you should still go through the arches to trigger it).>PeppyGives general basic advice.>all of themWill spawn enemies for you to shoot them off their back or steal their kill, which contributes to the medal.
>>738552578same voice actor as Panther, and it's Sgt Johnson from Halo which makes it kind of funny
>>738588819Because I don't speak Japanese, retard.
>>738590259...Shit, I can hear it.
>>738588165NSO if you want avoid supporting troon programmers.
>>738574638>maga drinking bud lightput some effort in your prompts next time
>>738560536>The Thing wasn't watched by babies and stunted manchildrenIf you've seen the Thing then that's clearly not true
>>738589552They knew they were parodying Independence Day.
I'm scared of the Aparoids
If you're liw iq enough to buy this demake then you deserve to get shit dialogue and va
>>738553320Based
>>738582972It looks alright. Something about at least half of the character designs feels kind of unsettling, but I guess I am not nearly as opposed to it as a lot of other people appear to be. And I do see some kind of charm in the design. I'm not terribly stressed about it. But I do genuinely wish the game overall was a lot more colourful. Like Zero or something. At least the green grass could have stayed bright and such. But even in space this new remake relies a lot on darkness and contrasts, which might succeed in making imposing visuals but some parts of the trailer were almost comically dark and even ignoring the lighting there is a surprising lack of colour throughout with few exceptions. The biggest disappointment is that it's a remake at all though instead of a new game. I feel like a damn sucker for even planning to buy the same game again just because it might be a little bit different. But I have big doubts on whether or not the challenge mode challenges and the online features can be anywhere close to enough to justify the asking price when I could just replay Starfox 64 or Zero again. I unironically think I might enjoy Zero more than this remake. And paying $50 to find out feels dumb. But I am moderately excited I guess.
My unpopular opinion is that Katt is actually the best redesign besides maybe Andrew.This is EXACTLY what some crazy solo merc with an unrequited affection toward Falco should actually look like. A femcel to pair with the chud.
>>738575010>>738575185>miggers
i still think the n64 portraits look good
>>738549538Some people are just assholes.
>>738572185Wasnt Andross nephew also axed in that?
>>738595030Andrew was cut from the team off screen IIRC because he had nothing to offer with his powerful father destroyed. I don't think he even appears in the game.
>>738548171Does he actually say that?
>>738595119He says "DADDY SCREAMED REAL GOOD BEFORE HE DIED", that's the real line.
>>738594458and Im sure you always had that opinion and always said that about Katt
>>738595487No, I never thought about Katt much before at all because I'm not a retarded furry yearning for the alternate universe version of a series that doesn't and never existed.
>>738595551But all of a sudden the design change mattersright
>>738586028Men get taken prisoner, apes get put down
>>738570824It's Star Fox 64. You're supposed to have beaten the game at least 15 times before the age of 15.
>>738549982>AndrewForced nepo hire>LeonWhile a ruthless psycho, he is also extremely loyal to Wolf and will go against his alignment for him >PantherSurprisingly effective outside of his Sanji esque tendencies toward women.Pigma's not really a team player and betrayed a team already.
>>738562404>I'll do you fast peppy o'l palwhat did he mean by this?
>>738549982According to --the lore-- Pigma was the one who created Star Wolf, Wolf was hired on to be a pretty face for PR. After the war, Andrew left to lead the army and without him and Andross, Wolf and Leon mutinied and kicked Pigma out of his own team.
>>738596854That's crazy, where is this spelled out?
>>738597018Japanese guidebooks for Star Fox 64 and Star Fox 64 3D translated by reddithttps://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/y8cwc9/finally_got_around_to_doing_translations/https://www.reddit.com/r/starfox/comments/wv6lzm/heres_a_treat_for_you_all_translationsphotos_of/
