Can flats be wives?
>>738553024I should be seeing their nipples right now, this is bullshit
>>738553024Might as well date a boy at this point
Yes
is this the flaturday thread?
>>738553192I can’t impregnate a boy
>>738553601Your will is weak
>>738553024A Koleda is fine too.
Need flatwife with EXTREMELY sensitive nipples.
>>738553814munchable pits
Any tall flat enjoyers?
Any games with a flatty that has super puffy ultra senstive nipple rubbing scenes?
Meanwhile I can't say that a woman's slightly smaller butt is attractive without getting mobbed
>>738554273MeSadly tallflats are extremely rare
flat is justice!
>>738554206Cute granny.
>>738554206>>738554630Piper and I look like brother and sister
>>738553796Are you saying that YOU can?
>>738554630piper owes me children
>>738553024>>738554276Flat girls are still hot if they have feminine areola
>>738555858You could have just ended your sentence at hot.
>>738555910All begins and ends with FLAT
>>738553024Koleda is so hot
only the flattest of wives please and thank you
>>738555910Eh, you need it to keep the femininity. if it's just tiny flat little dude nipples then meh. Fortunately that's rare.
>>738553102They have them covered
Literally me
flat chest big ass will always be better than big tits flat ass
>>738559674
>>738559790nice!
>>738559790Hips or tummy. Asses are for niggers.
Im liking nippleless furry flatties trend
>>738559790This image always seemed more obsesssed with ass than actually caring about chest
>>738553024>Flatty bunnygirls who can't fill out their braYou have no idea how hard this makes me.
>>738559895Why make liking body parts racist too bro. They're up there chimping rent free.
>>738555269with what eggs?
>>738560140>banantits no utayuck!
>>738560009>nippleless FaputaGay and not canon
>>738559895Asses are only for the melanin enriched when they are excessively large. Simply nicely shaped ones are fine. That said, I will concede that most examples assfags post are the former.
>>738560062yeah, that's the point, chest is mostly irrelevant
>>738559674>>738559790
>>738560819except I don't agree with that.What is a "flat ass" to you?
>>738559790>>738559674small but perky ass with small tits
>>738560062chest doesn't matter at allwhat matters is the butt and especially the thighs
>>738559674>>738559790This is the ideal female body type. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>738560262Gay
>>738561216AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE I JUST SCREENSHARED THIS WITH MY BOSS DUDE!!!
>>738561216
>>738561262Tell him its a boy, and you are homosexual, and hes homophobic
need to suck flat tits
>>738561268hey wait a minute is that a-MR. ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>738561262
>>738561268hey you can't post that one!
>>738561216>>738561268WTF I JUST GOT PROMOTED AND STACY FROM HR CAME OVER TO SUCK MY DICK
Akane Love!This is the thread, right?
>>738562000You come into MY flat thread, steal MY trips, and post a fucking titcow too?!? Boys beat this man unconscious and throw him into the harbor.
>>738553024Yes.
>>738561268>>738561216now we're talkin
>>738553454
>>738561216>>738561268
flat hags!
kiss and lick flats
But don't flatties grow when they get preggers so they're no longer flat?
>flatfag threads start becoming more common>anons just repost the same images
>>738559790
>>738556073
I love breasts of all sizes but flats drive me fucking crazy in a way big tits never could
>>738562515there is only so much tasty sfw flat art
>>738553024I want my girls so flat, their doujins get incorrectly tagged as yaoi.
>>738553024Oh thank goodness. I made it on time for third world hours.
>>738563889is that real?
Ill take the one in the middle
>>738563863
Something about flat chests makes me want to bite down really, really hard on their cute, little breasts.
>>738564659Cuteness aggression, but towards breasts.
For me it's bullying and calling them mosquito bites even if i love flat breasts
Flat is goodSmall is goodMedium is goodLarge is good2D women are perfection
>>738565110We are the same person.
>>738563709based
>>738562457My GF is quite flat, Mid A cups, her mom had two kids and went from the same as GF to a high B at most So yeah, they do grow, but not that much
>>738564971Makes sense. I do just wanna bite and kiss and lick and suck on lolis all over in general.
bros something is awakening inside of me
>>738565724Embrace it
>>738563863>>738563926
>>738563926I need to taste them, bros...........
>>738566017Get youself a flat girl in your life anonYou will love having free access to fat very sensitive nipples to suck on every day
>>738566114girls with small boobs having sensitive nipples is something that seems fake until you discover it isn'tmade my ex cum just by sucking her tiddies
>>738562061It was a mistake, honest. I thought this was the Blue Archive thread
>>738566213My gf is autistic and often asks me to rub her nipples to calm her down or to make her sleep I aint complaining, love to play with her mosquito bites.
>>738566502God damn anon, you're living the dream
>>738564363no, anon, they pre-cut the pancake so the bite would come out in a nice even square. most food videos do some sneaky jew shit like that for a better visual.
>>738553024
>>738558116>Alot
I still need a stellar blade mod where eve is flat as a board. Why does life continue to disappoint me so
>>738567428this except make lily playable with all the outfits
>>738566502whatever you do, don't fuck it up and keep living the dream
>>738564363it 100% is.
>>738566502I have never been so jealous in my entire life
I prefer my flats to have small bodies and be at least several hundred years old.
>>738553024Koleda huggy kissy sex
>>738569527i really don't see the purpose of a shower cap here
>>738553024flats can be mothers
>>738569932The children will end up malnourished
>>738569527This is fake. Ai.
>>738569973??? are you blind or retarded?
>>738569973ehm.. No??
>FlatsI want reddit to leave
>>738573271Newcancer doesn't get to speak.
>>738573271Why are you still here then faggot?
>>738574179i want her socks
i still don't know the difference between a pear shape and a washboard. Is it like a venn diagram scenario?
>>738553024>>738553202>>738553454>>738553779>>738553814In desperate need of permanent breast expansion.
>>738574525pear implies wide hips
>>738574836ruined. Look how mad she is
they're cuter when they're sleeping
>>738574871>>738574959ffffuuuck
>>738553814despite what /v/irgins believe, women do not produce steam
>>738575551wouldn’t surprise me if Koleda does.
>>738574836I'm all for BEing flatties but Neru just doesnt look good in them.
amazing threadso damn flat even the mods think theyre boys
>>738553024If they gain melones size of their head when pregged
>>738575551However Steam produces women.
holy fuck, I'm diamonds right now
>>738554273>love flats>hate anorexia
>>738576062ribs showing does not equal anorexia
>>738576062You can't appreciate a nice ribcage with your flat?
>>738576123Yes it does.>>738576127No, creeps me out. Literal anti-boner.
>>738554273How much does this transaction cost me?
>>738574871>>738565451>>738563709>>738562293they will be mothers to when I'm done
>>738561216>>738561268God damn, what a nice thread
>>738553024Yes, but only if they have huge hips with two enormous buttocks in the back.
Choco flats are precious and rare.
This is relevant to my interests.
>>738565116Wisdom
>>738574836Look at how mad they get when you give them cowtits
It's always the tumorfag getting mad at a flattie thread lol
>>738559790truth, as long as "nice ass" means perfect shape, and not just "big". one example i can think of is the cosplayer shiroganesama. she's pretty flat, and while she doesn't have a big ass, its a perfect shape.
I like flat girls with big, fat fluffy ears.
>>738553814>>738553024I would not be normal around Koleda.
>>738582861She's so effortlessly sexy it's unrealshe must smell divine
>>738584213HNNNGGGFLATTER
>>738553192this, and you dont have to worry about the (natural) bleeding
Imagine her cries as you bite jer mosquito bites
>>738576161
>>738553192Sorry buddy, but boys can't get pregante.
>>738553024Absolutely
>>738584807thats what globalhomo wants you to think
I love Flonne! Flonne!! Flonne!!!
Thread made for my p-word dick.
>>738559790anything ass related is for gays
>>738559790Reddit-tier meme, sticks with big cans are patrician.
>>738553024Yes.>ReasonFat puffy vulva
>>738553024I much prefer drums over flats.
>>738568056I won'tGonna ask the question in a couple of monthsWaiting for the ring to arrive
>>738553024They're the best wives actually
>>738591107Flat, no bra with a turtleneck is peak
>>738569961so flat daughter confirmed, based
>>738591107>took 180 posts for rika to show upFlatbros you're slacking
>>738592348I just don't visit these kind of threads. Too busy with other things
no>breast_expansion music starts playingyes
>>738553024Rami is that you?
How do I get a flat chested gf?
>>738558116Why is this English so awkward and poorly written?
>>738561328Kek
>>738559790This, long live the pear
>>738593203>training braNow that's more like it.
Sex.
>>738593397Gf + sawblades
the only straight thread on /v/
>>738553024Flats should not be allowed to wear shirts.
>>738556898
>>738593642Why dont more flat girls just wear training bras? it's crazy they keep wearing normal bras that dont even fit them properly. My ex was flat and she used to wear a bra and there would be a massive gap inside. It was just stupid
>>738569973Nigga wtf, you are seeing the video with your own eyes
>>738593642What are traning bras supposed to train, anyways?Yes, I've never spoken to a female that I didn't have to. Still curious though.
>>738595167
>>738595161I think its training to wear a bra in general
>>738553024Doing her best!
>>738595961How can I make her my wife
>>738595961God shes gorgeous
>>738559895>talking about niggers when you want a fat bitch
>>738561268this didn't need to be deleted because that is effectively a man's chest
has any other character ever fallen harder out of grace than little bitch Nobeta
>>738554273>>738554504Kei Narimiya is one of the tallest girls in Blue Reflection.
>>738596659She still lives on for me.
>>738593371
>>738598531Flat fuck.
>>738593371>>738598531That's a boy!
>>738574836>>738575759>>738582450Eww.
i'd piper wheel
>>738598027Granted, that's not saying a whole lot in a series populated entirely by Japanese high school girls.
Posting fat woman in flat threads should be a bannable offence
FLAT
>>738601665why is she so flat?
flat and a bit self conscious about it so I can bully them into going to the beach topless
>>738602824
>>738553024The Mayvin in Zestiria had to have come from somewhere, I wonder who was the lucky man
>>738603161>censoring boy chestwtf
>>738603648what game is she from again? is it berseria? i never played this series
>>738604001Yeah
IDK why this is the case but why are big titfags the ones that come off as weirdly insecure for their tastes? Is it because they subconsciously think they're plebians for having such a common sense of taste or something? I rarely see flatfags go on against titterhavers personally.T. Man with no actual preference either which way.
>>738605139Maybe they're actually flatfags in denialI know I used to be
>>738600562I suppose.
flatties with big asses, the forbidden fruit
>>738601062Smug flatties are the best.
>>738555269Piper is 55+, you're never getting them.
Closet pedophile thread Not videogames either
>>738554273Of course
>>738605139They got away with calling everyone with different tastes from them gay their entire lives and never got any pushback on it.Or just insecure, who knows.
>>738607493The characters posted in the thread are VIDEO GAME characters.
>>738607493Magilou is a hag
>>738607419Fruitlessly rutting this granny
>>738560897Unathletic = flatFlat = unhealthyUnhealthy = complete loser who I don't want to associate with, let alone marry or reproduce children with
>>738608584Obesity is what's really unhealthy
>thread still upnoice
Great thread.
I wish girls were real.
this is the best thread this is the best thread this is the best thread this is the best thread
>>738553024answer is no.reason is wife-material women should be good at reproduction, housekeeping, parenting, and husband-caring.you're only interested in pedo-shit
>>738615417You didn't say what chest size has to do with any of what you just posted
FLATS
taken too soon
>>738553024Flatchested women have an easier time breastfeeding fyi, so yes they are better
>>738553024Yes, but only because their tits grow out when they get pregnant.
awooooga!
>>738621545Cover them up, slut
>>738620683Surely the sensitive nipples could be a problem
>>738620683proof?
>>738553024my wife is flat, like real flat, google Emily Kinney nude and you'll have an idea about how flat, and I love her very much sometimes I miss my exes' boobs, especially on my back when they'd hug me nude, but I wouldn't change her for any bimboshe's also kinda plain and very self-conscious, she still needs assurance that I find her pretty and also asked me if I wanted her to get implant, which I rejected hard since that's disgusting jewish degeneracy, besides we'll trying for a baby so there's hope they'll grow a bit thenalso I think she'd be down to pretty much anything to please me which I don't want to abuse but it's nice to know the option is theremy advice to the zoomers is to find an average loking but nice and kind girl to marry, it has been nothing but smooth sailing for me
>>738553192Cock is gross. Petite women are kino
>>738607493am I one because my adult gf has small boobs?what?
>>738624707Is that the British museum?
Neru Matrimony
>>738624186cute
>>738624186>Emily Kinney nudebased
>>738553024Can he????
>>738553024The best part about flatties is dressing them in men's swim trunks and enjoying the subtle curves and telltale signs of their feminine bodies.
>>738563709look how flat they are goddamn that's hot
>>738624186How'd you meet her?
>>738626289uniwe were both in the first year, but I was 27 and she was 18 lolI wanted to make some friends right at the bat and noticed she's sitting alone so I asked if I can sit next to her and she smiled and nodded and we started talking, first few days just some small talk about school but soon we became good friendsat first I didn't think of her romantically, we started friend-dating between first and second year and were bf/gf in the middle of the second
>>738601593Bl-bl-bloomers!!!
>>738626619I wasn't expecting good feels in my flat thread. Happy for (You), anon.
>>738603161I fucking love topless challenge
>>738553814She’s literally 12 years old, we had an episode where she went to elementary school.
>>738553024Only if they're cute & funny
>>738629905that was an infiltration mission
>>738561268>>738561216
>>738629905So?
>>738595812Nino is so cute.
>several nip slip pics still upreal anons itt not snitching
>>738631793They look like boy chests so it's SFW
>>738631793>severalI only see one
>>738553024disgusting anatomy
neon
>>738553024Dangerously based thread
>>738553024It's actually mandatory.
>>738611275LIME!
Call me heretic but, I think even flattie should has a little meat
I do not understand the appeal of flat hags.
>>738607493Pedos are based thoughbelt
>>738636336I like loli hags better than loli children tbdesu
>>738636626Explain me 3 reasons pedos are based
>>738635369
>>738566502Holy cute. I am absolutely seething with jealousy though.
>>738636336They are legal, more mature.
>>738593371It's so FLAT in here.
>>738562717flat ass is grim
>>738553192Boys don't smell like women, boys smell like sweaty man ass
>17 years old.>Flat as hell.I just want to cry.
>>738637779That's a boy
Neru Marriage
>>738637930She's so small you could lick her from tummy to chest in one swipe.
Rukia supremacy
>>738638004>thread discussing whether Rukia is a loli or not>locked after 5 years and 1000 pages
>>738638174What were the findings?
>>738559895They hated him because he told them the truth
>>738553024If shes a flat child. She will be getting cummed upon
>>738559895Fat asses are for niggers. Normal asses are for everyone.
>>738637779>I just want to cry.so do I
This lil' cupcake has been my wife since 2013
>>738637035... have you ever seen a fiction.. walking
>>738569527fuck i laughed at this im an npc arent i
>>738639403As long as you can tell it's fake you're still good.There are elderly people that would believe it's real then get mad at you if explained that it's AI.
Remember that you can't impregnate flat characters cause that will cause their chest to grow
>>738639575hot
What do we think about flat milfs?
Endlessly railing Piper everyday as she apologizes more and more for being unable to bear your children.
RAAAAWR
>>738640204more like ewwie
>>738639575Reminder that this is mostly a myth, and the growth is temporary in most women.
No but according to Silent Hill 4 they can be mothers.
>>738638174what idiot thinks Rukia is a loli?
>>738638632I hate her and love her tummy
>>738639575Breasts should grow when a woman is pregnant, it happens to almost all mammals. What is weird is that humans and only humans grow breasts even when not pregnant.
>>738640337Temporary is not in negotiation
>>738639996there needs to be more of them
MODS = GODS
>>738639996Pettan milf + kyonyuu loli = oyakodon
Thoughts on flat giantess lolis?
>>738588858Nice. Still prefer my xylophone
>>738636642this but they need to be at least several hundred years old
>>738553024Of Course
>flat jealous over big breasts is overrated, and I need more proud flat
>>738559790last one just sound like back problems
>>738645747>yfw no bimbo jealous of flats exists
>>738553024>dominant short flat wife>submissive trad tall busty daughterThat's the life
>>738559790Tits are life, but ass is hometown
>>738639575>He doesn't want to fill his flat wife with as many babies as possibleNot based, dangerously gay.
>>738588472>sticks with big cans are patrician.said literally no one everthe opposite though? always true
the endgame boss of flatness
All sticc.
>>738598027>flat>no hips>no ass>sticc legsLiterally no redeeming factor
>>738555269
>>738649823Awooogaa
>>738649823calm your tits laddies
>>738642735We like Mir here
>>738647425>said literally no one everI did, faggot.
okay but what will you do when during pregnancy, her tits get bigger and leaky
>>738653476dump her off at the nearest womena hostel
>>738559895Hips are right next to ass. Odds are if someone has fat hips, they also got a big ass. Saying you care for hips but not for ass makes no damn sense. I can respect a fellow tummy appreciator.
>>738598027>flat>no hips>no ass>sticc legsLiterally perfection
>>738653476Suckle.
>>738653476It would be my sworn duty to keep them emptied and flat
>>738553024yes.
>>738561268>too small to get deletedel oh el
>>738575551Anybody can produce steam in the right conditions. Haven't you ever gotten out of a hot shower on a cold winter day and seen steam rising off your skin?
>>738655349that is steam from hot water, not your body
>>738655824Your sweat can do the same thing, retard.
summon night is prime flatties series
>>738657853>posts off model huge breast version
god i fucking love tall lanky sticksbetter if they have a great ass-hip-thighs
>this is what based gamers want
Korera go to bed
>>738553024How will they feed the kids?
