ITT: Retarded azz Minigames
haha
nine_ten was too much of a bitch coward to go live last week so we have to double down on drama to make up for lost time!
>>738557178Alright, here I go.God I fucking HATE Mario who the FUCK does he think he i?s??
>>738557454i heard he killed a little kid
What a shitty thread lol
>>738557453why is daisy brown
Kick chat doesn't even work now, is it a sign in only thing?
>>738557645what
>oh boy tloa>click stream >mp3 againdude play something else
>>738557865no
i don't get half of streamer's jokes
>>738558404What a shame
>>738558404newfags who werent around for lom being outed god bless
>reverse shrooms self>pays 5 coins>loses 3>will have to pay 5 more next turnpeople root for this paypiggy?
>>738557453>That ztar eyepatch
i dont care how bad these threads get, i truly believe retardy would improve tenfold if yoshi and the princesses were removed from play, they literally only cause problems and ruin games
>>738557865you're thinking of 910
this bait is getting old
>>738559362who fucking cares about that faggot im talking about someone i want to watch
>>738559412you're thinking of my onlyfans
Why caverns?
>>738559334you what, you're so right. how about we ban mario too? can't have him compete in his own party after all. gotta get rid of luigi too, nepotism and all that. can't have the wahs either since they're so underhanded and sneaky. and let's just ban DK too just for good measure and oops nobody's left.banning characters is beyond stupid, nobody actually cares. anyone that gets genuinely upset that a certain character gets picked or wins needs to get over themselves.
>>738560324and proper medication
>>738560324>banning characters nobody likes and only causes drama is bad actuallythis is why retardy has been in a rut
>>738560435retardy hasn't been in a rut since starman and tloa showed up. Stop being a schizo
>>738560514stfu samefag they ruined it
gentlemen, don't feed the trolls
>>738560514i hope you say this again after tomorrow when starman shoves his mermaid peach shtick down your wet throat
>>738560710>>738560578schizocore
>>738560710*ahem*SEX WITH MERMAID PEACH
https://files.catbox.moe/287vk0.mp4Someone help Wario.
>>738560829uh shes mine actually
>I got her a cameo video from Johnny Fairplay (she hates johnny fairplay)based
>>738560886Release a new game. That will cheer him up.
mario retardy is so fucking boringholy shitwhat happened to it
It took me way too long to realize the only people who truly hate starman are all the other streamers
>>738561110everything has been exhausted, all the fun, all the drama, all the rare happeningslike actually
It’s HIS game.
>>738561110>I'M BORED I'M BORED I'M BORED>do something else>NO I'M BOREDGet medicated, drone.
Waluigi not getting a single star on 50 turn pagoda was the last great thing to happen in retardy
>>738561370for me its waluigi getting the miracle event in duck's stream like 3 years ago genuinely thought that would never happen in these streams
what's the QRD on this guy? why does /v/ like him? does he post here? is the the one posting the OP?
>>738561509yea his name is mario and its his party
>>738561436That game singlehandedly elevated my opinion of Sweet Dream like tenfold Multiple instances of people landing on the happening that has a 1/3 chance to make everyone give you a star is insane.
fuck yoshit and all who like him you are not welcome here
Winner
>yoshitters
>>738561754i started the yoshit meme and I say it ended
>>738562082It doesn't end until I say so.
>>738562082honestly im so with you, yoshi wins and losses are so boring nowim gonna be that guy but it really isnt the same without lom chopping yoshis head off or shooting him
Cant wait for bobby to lose again
>>738562231You can't do this to me.
who asked for daisy>who asked for daisywho asked for daisy>who asked for daisywho asked for daisy>who asked for daisy
>>738562302Do what?
>>738562320superfly did
>>738562320me (I DM'd tloa in the secret discord chat)
5 drives off all the viewers
>>738562827I'm having fun and that's what matters.Me.
>>738562827I like it
dude put away that mario party 5 for the nintendo gamecube disc you're scaring the hoes
>Meanwhile in Toad’s side of life
>>738562827>put woman in the game>she starts dominating>everyone leavesWow shocker
>women badwas started by 910 and partychadsit's literal newfag detection
>>738563425Always found it funny that every character had fans in the past but now its like 50% Luigi while Daisy and Yoshi fans disappeared over time, I can't remember the last time I saw the 2 daisy fans at once
>>738563334>>738562827Tloa was at 60something viewers when 3 ended you might be onto something
>>738563425>was started by partychadsyou're not making a strong case pal
>>738563504we need joko back
I wish this board had post IDs.
I like yoshi and daisy
>>738563739This sentence has never been said in the past 5 years
>>738563425the real newfag detector is clicking a user and seeing when they followeddamn near everyone is from fucking corona time
>>738563835so when 910 and partychads forced >women bad into existence got it
>1 guy trying to start shit because he's boredGive it up
>>738563997or at least save it for tomorrow when we watch someone who we actually hate
Wario is playing like a sad clown.
>boo hoo Wario is bad>bobbehshut up
where's drawfag?
i hope that faggot who asked for daisy is happy
>>738564420I am!
>>738564475What's being happy like?
>>738564420I am, thank you for caring about me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSqhHnEkQY4
>>738564370i'm waiting for the mario
>>738564420
whos the bigger simpfag in retardy super or tloa
>>738564769My coins are on the first one. He looks the part of a simp and has both a shameless Slimegirl fetish and a shameless Mermaid fetish.
hey if you have room in final 5 for tunes can you play this thankshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itAXwdxFxSs
>>738564769super, tloa is a based wariochad and super is a double simp cause hes a weeg cuck
nobody is ready to hear that qwerety is the most obnoxious woman eater in retardy and is carried entirely by his good streams
>>738564769let's see who each streamer rigs for>tloa: wario and boo>starman: peach and mario>910: idk anymore luigi?it's starman obv
>>738564982>people only like this guy's streams because they're goodI'm going to eat YOU you stupid fucking yoshitter, take THIS
>>738565020starman is fucking autistic about mario and nobody remembers how mad he can get when mario isnt winningnever forget that one game of ds when mario got SHAT on
>>738565049his streams aren't even good though. It's the same long ass games and smash every fucking week
real lack of mario party in this thread.
>>738564982>it's streamqualityslip, you only like his streams because they're good
>>738565049you are a yoshitter, good streams dont mean they are good
Remember that time Starman had a melty because he thought someone was throwing a minigame to make him lose?
>>738565191You are DOUBLE yoshitter and you look like this in real life
>>738565267>netplayif you watch that shit you should kill yourself asap
>>738565291you are literally a yoshiiter if you eat that right now
>>738565267 I literally was throwing you pot stirring bitch, and him throwing in return was completely fair justice
>>738565291Oh my god, he's dead. Yoshi is fucking dead.
genuine questionstarman is the most hated streamer of the lot, dont give me that 910 shit from like 5 years ago grow up and face factswhy dont yall just stop watching starmanyou guys go on about how you dont give 910 the attention he craves, what is stopping you from applying the same to starman
>>738565020is this true?
>>738565267Me executing my plan to make Donkey Kong miss out on 10 coins
wario decides thats too easy
Play Wario Ware.
I feel like i've waltzed into a freemason meeting because I don't know what this thread is about or what is being discussed, i'm so lost...
>>738565628lmaoooooooooooo
wario what the fcuk
>>738565512no one wants to watch tloa
>>738565321I must...consoom...
>>738565512what else is there to watch at 7pm on a sunday
>>738565839fucking godlike
>>738565705Someone photoshop any and all characters to dance around while Wario falls into the stars
>>738565904why doesnt fucking anyone else streamtloa literally made his mark by streaming over 910if anyone fucking went live we'd migrate on the spot
>>738565752That's right. Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>738556958Is that Shy Guy a sleeping god?
>>738565951We love tloa for his gay wrestling music though
>>738566015but i'm so intrigued
name one reason why I should care who is streaming retardyhard mode: no pretending that rigging for characters you don't like is real
>>738566174sonic games are shit otherwise I dont care
>>738566308>sonic out of nowhereobsessed
>>738566174this^i dont care how shitty these people and their personality/behavior are, im here for the fuckin mario party/sonic shuffle
>>738566174tloa has very different music tastes compared to the other two
>>738566339shuffle is literally in the retardy roster at this point
>>738566384so what? mute the stream nigga
>>738566368What is this fucking ZELDER doing in my bing bing wahoo
>>738566368
>>738566418Oh yeah, the PC port just came out
but um look guys look
somehow starman will top all this obnoxious zelda faggotry tomorrowdont know whether thats impressive or sad
Guys I'm throwing away all my rotten garlic and going to get some fresh tomorrow
what's the best zelda game?
>>738566407I'm saying that's a good thing retard
>>738566641heh
>>738566692DO NOT NOTICE
I don't want to alarm any of you, but...I fear Boo...is...dead...
this isnt fun to watch
>>738566834I enjoyed myself and that's the only thing that matters.Your enjoyment is secondary, tertiary even, to the experience.
OH MY GOODNESS MY STOMACH IS WINNING
we need cropped porn poster to save retardy again, these fags have forgotten
>>738567097>ctrl+s on stream>save webpageBoom, I've done it. I have saved Retardy. You are welcome, I did it all for you, /v/ros.
>>738566992Nipples!
haha isn't tloa the greatest streamer ever and have the thickest 3 inch monster cock ever guys haha??? :)))))
>>738567321tell us more about faggots
>>738567321why are your captchas so different wtf
>>738567321
Can I get the jotform for mugenI'd like to suggest a character
unironically dont put peach in pleasestarman is going to fucking go apeshit with her tomorrow
>>738567462And you're going to sit there and watch because you're a happy cuck!
>>738567498sharty fucking save us lord above
making people beg for Luigi only to put Yoshi in anyway is the most based thing a streamer has done
>>738567776if nineten or starman did this we'd be at 500 posts by now.
most autistic school shooter tier thread I have ever seen on /v/ holy
For being part of the core 6, this specific lineup seems really rare
the people who hate peach try too hard.
>>738566895Self absorbed cunt
Not gonna lie all the Peach hate is really sexist and problematic. We need to be better retardy viewers.
>>738568242mmmm that wide pelvis
all this fucking weird peach shit is coming from one poster wtf is this
>>738568386It's me :)
>>738568530>>738568550Get outta here Luigi you weren't invited
I'm going to make a grilled cheese does anybody want one
>>738567937yeah actually
not to be an other game cuck but is there/was there any jackbox this weekend?
That autist doing his own Mario Party animations had the right idea, he just went about realizing it the wrong way.
>tloa gets banned>"STARMAN HELP MEEEEEEE, ASK 910 FOR HELP BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A FAGGOT AND A PUSSY TO. HE'S PARTNERED, HE HAS TO HAVE A DIRECT LINK TO BEZOS.">starman begs 910 for help>910 says twitch is as limp as a flacid tranny dick in regards to unbanning people>"AIIIEEEEEEEEEWhy do we still watch these faggots?All the do is go and beg 910 for help since he's the only one actually doing anything
>>738568856yes
>>738569116who?
>>738569073all tloa does* is go and beg 910 for help-fucking mobile posting
>>738569128vack
>>738569073Cause we wanna watch mario party
>>738569178just saw he was live thanks
>>738569073>>738569167You must supply me with video games that I enjoy to make me stop watching.You're not giving me anything good to watch, so everything you said doesn't matter to me.Shrimple as.
>reptiles
>>738569167>making shit up>admitting to phonepostingsuch is life
i like him the most because he has the most fun with it. simple as
>>738569405>implying I made it up
Retardy was not this fucking cancerous when peach or yoshi was in the game back then fuck off tourists
>>738569831Sorry to hear about your diagnosis but I'm enjoying myself and that's what really matters.
>>738569719>doubling down
>>738569903lick my dick faggotkeep sucking tloa and starcocks' penis
>>738570039triggered lol
What is going on with the sidebars holy shit
This weegfag got real mad when he put the crucified weeg on stream
>>738570039I can tell you’re Ducknucken based on how you type.
>>738570082schizo
>>738570116And I can tell you're robertcop66 based on you typing like a retard.
>>738570119triggered
>>738570179nigger
yep we’re reaching the part of the thread where he tries to get it banned
I love when you can tell someone is sick of streaming retardy lmao
>>738570328suckfucken should just delete his account at this point
>>738570438
he's still crying is it because streamer has crucified luigi on screen?
>>738557178you all fucking fell for this hook line and sinker
no one did
>went from 60 to 45 viewers during game 3lol lmao
dude in the chat crying over yoshi is cringe you will never be joko
I hate dk
>>738570791I was...deceived into hating Mario? No...it can't be...Mario, I...I'm...sorry....
Is Terrance Bongo a cheapie?
Mediocre streams are forgiven if Wario wins
>>738571449he's getting mogged right now
>>738571449If he's a cheapie then what's Niko?Terry won a cupcake bracket, he's kinda mid generally.
This fucking Terrance shit has been going for months Unreal
>>738571460what if it was a really good stream and wario won?
Why is mugen so kino?
>>738571449He's a VERY WELL MADE parody character with strong AI vs humans so he's absolutely mogged on the mugen scale of "Have invincibility 90% of the time or die instantly"
lmao get your tournament ruined by a woman
none of you faggots know what the word cheapie actually means and its killing me, would it kill any of you to do a basic ass look at the mugen repository wiki or whatever
This will be the final picture of this thread.
https://vocaroo.com/16BpBFHMgW7M
>>738574173
The 150th Image Blesses You All With Forgiveness and Love
300 posts of pure dogshit, i hope this gets topped tomorrow
>>738575057quit crying schizo
