Sadako is coming for your ass in 7 days. Only the protagonist of the last videogame you played can help. How fucked are you?
>>738558621She'll never get to me. I pity her.
She can wax on wax off all she wants, he's still kicking her ass
>>738558621are we talking real sadako or porn proportions sadako?
Thoughts on the novels?
>>738558621>Sadako is coming for your ass in 7 days.But there's a holiday coming up, did you count that?
>>738559313never read but I know sadako has a penis in those
>>738558621Theoretically my Tremere PC can kill ghosts with blood magic so I might be alright
Leon Kennedy would do her ass in.
>>738559423she has testicles not penis
>>738559313i don't care about that, hell, nobody really cares about them except for faggots obsessed about on piece of trivia that might as well be retconned by now
>>738558621Japanese ghosts are such absolute dicks.>this samurai killed me by throwing me in a well, so I'ma haunt all the villagers that use water from the well!Bitch, just haunt the samurai.
if sadako was real i would trick her into pressing a button to swap her clothes with the closest thing and she'd think she was swapping clothes with me and would thus rob me (she has nothing but rags so she would get my clothes which are comfier and more valuable but she would be dissapointed because she would actually end up swapping clothes with the closerby horse which i had hidden in another room and the horse wears horseshoes which are basically its only clothes so sadako would end up naked and have horseshoes nailed into her hands and feet and she'd be in alot of pain from the horseshoes and she'd fall over and have to crawl around naked like a horse bleeding with her horseshoes nailed into her palms and soles anyways the last game i played was tomodachi life and ithe laast mii from a video game that i added was akinator i think which is a video game and genies have wishes so akinator can just wish for sadako to die or to have horseshoes nailed into her palms and soles and i'd be fine
>Diablo 4Game is dogshit and has like 3 days of worthwhile content so my character will have retired before the creepy girl comes to get me.It's over.
>>738558621That's Kayako not Sadako, you retard
>>738558621I want to VIOLENTLY impregnate sadako.
>Crash BandicootWhoa!
>>738559419Depends, what holiday?
Don't click, it's a jumpscare.
Sadako will live in the Sunflower orphanage
>>738559884Oh no I'd hate to be haunted by that
>>738558621Kayako is such 100% bullshit. >on the phone with someone who's cursed? Well now I'll kill you too on the spot, right on the street in broad daylight, and this spot right here is also cursed now so everyone going through here is fucked too
>>738559814Mother's Day
>>738559913Based, papa Kiryu will set her straight
>>738558621Yes, lesbian doggystyle
>>738558621>phoenix wrightshit nigga i don't know, maybe?
im saved
>>738558621My dick is ready
>>738560017Your dick is the protagonist of the last game you played?
i have never being touched by a woman (except for my mom)
>>738559959Then no.
>>738560234Why not? Everyone at work is spending the day with their mothers
>>738560085Weirdly yeahMy dick is always the primary focus in any game I play
>>738558621>Sadako is coming for your ass in 7 daysI mean, I'm down to get ass raped by her
>>738560528based
>tribal king in conquest of Elysium 5Pretty sure he could control her as I have the god of death on my side this far into the run.If not then the giant fire breathing parrots can probably protect me. Or I can just fly around above her in the arms of my jaguar-cat waifu.But the second to last game I played is more in line with this threads thinkingkinky dungeon. Basically rogue except everyone is immortal so they win battles by bondaging the other person up. So its Ring-girl against a hot mage girl (everyone is a girl of course) with enough magic to make it to floor 3. So she gets a couple rope spells to tie up Ringette, then inserts the plug, vibe, hogties Ringina, and either leash+collars her around for a manager battery or leaves her tied up in one of those fetish cagesSo I'm probably good either way
oh noooo, don't haunt me sexy lady
>>738560000based
>>738558621>7 DaysShe ain't got 7 Days her ass is going down now!
>>738559313Made me never care about this series again>it's not supernatural horror. It's the fucking Matrix
>>738560839*mana batteryThat's what I get for assuming my phone knows 'mana' is a word
>>738558621>Planet CoasterI trap Sadako on Mr. Bones 4.0
>>738558621>defend bitch i would roll out the red carpet for her. also spyro the dragon
>NTEI couldn't have picked a better protagonist to take care of a vengeful spirit.
She's literally fucked
>Only the protagonist of the last videogame you played can help.Moi, literally, le fucked...
>>738561415You're fine i'm sure Sadako will run away from that
>>738558621If I die, I die.
>wanted to post the 2k dezmall animation>mega upload was nuked>this is why I back up everything>1.3gb so too large for catboxeverything continues to get worse
>>738558621I mean, he'll at least figure out how I died I guess?
The Ring writer just died It's over
>>738560845is she bottomless in this?
>>738561686>Phoenix wracking his brain trying to figure out why the victim painted his ceiling just before death, and how he left no paint tools behind.
>>738561709she wears a white gown and nothing else underneath so she's going commando 24/7
>>738561691what is over?
>>738561691
>>738558621>Sadako thread>posts Kayako
>>738561791that's hot but bottomoess is hotter
>>738561691Holy shit what the fuck, he passed away yesterday. Feels like that needs a /lit/ sticky.
>>738561691i know, that sucks but at least it still lives on in his work
>>738561949/lit/ sucks ass
Can you impregnate a ghost? Asking for a friend.
>>738562496Every board does.
>>738562560yes but at least they have stickies for important events (unless its a ghost town like /m/), /lit/ sucks when it comes to that
>>738562554It falls upon us to try
>>738559313I enjoyed both ring and spiral
Could Sonic beat her?
>>738563215Sonic is surrounded by TVs, she can sneak attack him from anywhere
>>738563328B-b-but Sonic is fast?
>>738562554What happens if a pregnant ghost aborts the ghost baby?
>>738563374SNEAKATTACK
>>738558621My fucking King will protect me.
>>738558621These kind of threads in 2026 is so fucking cringe
>>738561686He'll make a copy of the tape for court evidence so it's fine
>>738558621I hope she's ready for the raping of several life times. Eternally. EterANALly even.
>>738560000
>>738560000WITNESSED
>>738563671WTF??? Is this real?
>>738563779
>>738563867
>>738563893What is this? A gif for ants?
>>738558621Just another Tuesday.
>>738559884Shit! I'm scared stiff!
>>738560981>same game except my last char is in NG+ after "socializing" with the locals by starting with Wrong Neighbourhood + Trespasser + Accursed perksKinky Dungeon is one of those games that basically never get talked about despite how pervy /v/ is but when it comes to power scaling, its protagonist could probably utterly humiliate most others.
>>738558621No at all
>>738564907>summons Sadako as an extra class 10 seconds after being told by the planet not to fucking do it
>Grey Warden (Human Noble)add Sadako to the band of idiots
>>738565043I believe you mean human mage, which is the canon and correct origin choice.
>>738558621>Cannot handle ghostsUh oh...
>>738558621I just won't jack off for 7 days and then she's the one entering a dangerous situation, simple as.
>>738565248You gotta be fucking KIDDing me!
>>738558621>ConanI'm probably dead, but Crom will step in and send devils or something to kill Sadako to save Conan.
>>738558621>Sadako is coming for your ass in 7 days. Only the protagonist of the last videogame you played can help. How fucked are you?She's gonna get her neck snapped.
>>738565674>ConanIf you're with him you may live, but Crom won't help Conan at all, so while he'll definitely live, it will be a toss up on if you do or not. Just stay out of his way when Sadako inevitably tries to strangle him and his iron corded neck muscles are the only thing between her succeeding and him ripping her head off.
The Japanese lore for Ringu is so stupid
>>738564990
>>738558621She's getting shmixed by cowboy, easy peasy
>>738561691I hope he went straight to hellAnd Sadako was waiting there with hugs
>>738561691that's sad, rest in peace
>>738558621>Only the protagonist of the last videogame you played can helpsadako curse doesnt work that way. it'll get you no matter what, even if you're backed up by asura or saitama
>>738558621But what if I want her to cum in my ass for 7 days, with her futanari dick?
>>738558621Code???
>>738565892you're just too smoothbrained to get it.
>>738558621>Ashen OneI think I'm good
>>738559884NO NONONO NON PLEASE DON'T SUCK MY DICK
>>738558621Heavy mace wielding knight from Chivalry 2. I'm fine
>Warriors: Legends of TroyI'm fucked. The Iliad is about chuds listening to their balls rather than their brains, and making the worst possible calls.
>>738565901Was 'Go Home and Be a Family Man' actually FGO's ending or did they do anything else after that?
>>738558621Can anything reasonably defeat Sadako?Japanese horror characters are all fundamentally busted. They can't be beat physically, they can't be beat spiritually, they can't be cleansed, they can't be purified, they can't be they can't be outsmarted, and they can't be beat by sheer luck.The moment they involve you in their plot is the moment you are effectively dead. They have so much plot armor it's insane. They are the mary sues of film.
>>738561691>68 years oldhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koji_SuzukiI thought Japs died till they are 99?F
>>738558621Plot armor + lickyI'm safe, but he's raped
>>738569523Japanese horror is almost never an even fight, it's usually a one sided curb stomp between some unstoppable evil and whatever poor bastard is in it's way. A lot of their horror movies are profoundly depressing in tone, I wonder if it's a cultural thing.
>>738569646>profoundly depressing in tone, I wonder if it's a cultural thingIf I had to endure their work culture I'd be profoundly depressed as well. When being worked to death has been the norm for the past eighty years, you know shit's fucked.
>>738561691Will there still be Sadako DLCs in the future or who holds the IP now?
>>738558621>wow RP pserverHope she likes Mary Sue fel fire.
>>738559884no dont milk my penis with your pale soft soles!!! no!!!!
>>738569523Sadako is like, one of the only villains in horror who will genuinely let you go if you play along with herIf you follow her instructions even five minutes before she's about to murder you, she will genuinely just spare you and never bother you againGood luck getting a break like that from, say, Freddy Kruger
>>738559313the first one is really good imo, it managed to be an engaging supernatural thriller/mystery even when i already knew the whole gimmick and twist.the second one has an interesting beginning but kinda just peters outdidn't read the thirdthe short story collection is decent, i liked the one about her when she was trying to be an actress
>>738561691damn RIP
>>738558621>Conquest of Elysium 5>Troll King who is horror marked evenI am fine, Sadako would ignore me, go after the regenerating giant and get her ass pounded in none porno graphics way.
>>738558621Nothing but a slab of ghostly meat.
>>738558621>a girl is coming to my house for meGenuinely the most terrifying thing I've ever heard.
>>738570224Freddy's based, he'd probably let you join him>>738569939Sadako is a spirit, and Fel burns and consumes souls, so she's 100% dead
>>738569646i think that's more that all the popular j-horror films are lost generation movies from dudes like kiyoshi kurosawa, it all has that kind of bleak atmosphere. lots of the earlier stuff is more folk tale styled.
>>738569523>Japanese ghost lady finds you at night>asks you if she's beautiful>if you say no she kills you. >if you say yes, she shows her cut up mouth and asks again, kills you if you say no and mutilates your mouth if you say yesThe funniest thing is apparently the only way to get her to fuck off is to call her mid.
>>738570661I've always heard that you need to confuse her to escape, don't give a direct answer. If you tell her she's beautiful she cuts your mouth up so you can be "beautiful" just like her.
>>738570661what if you ask her to be your nine foot tall gf
>>738570753That's a different woman entirely.
>>738570661Having to trick supernatural beings to escape/beat them is pretty common across all folklore. Like turning your coat inside-out to confuse fairies that are trying to enchant you in Irish/English folklore.
>>738570803how many ghost ladies with big hats creep around japan stabbing people?
How do you trick the 10 foot tall fox lady with the funny face?I need answers fast
>>738570715>>738570661I've always wondered if you could be friends with these sorts of ghosts. Like if they would accept an invite to play video games together, or if they would go out for some coffee & baked goods and just talk it out. They are always said to have been good people while alive. I like to think they still have some good left inside of them. Good people who have done bad things can still change their ways and do good things for others afterwards. If they could be immortal forces of good instead of murder then the world would be just that much better.
>>738570876Honestly fairies are probably the absolute worst for that shit.you never know what will offend them because they run on some incomprehensible logic that only makes sense to them.You could be the most polite and respectful person to a Fae, but turns out you tipped your hat in some complete direction they hate so now they cursed your whole bloodline or some bullshit.
>>738570913I don't know, but I'm gonna guess that you offer fried tofu and she fucks off after eating, dem vixens love the fried tofu yo.
>>738571010gotta keep that big iron on you
>>738571059IT DIDNT WORK HEL
>>738571168A foxgirl who turned down tofu? Inconceivable
>>738571059This one fucking hated tofu
>>738571259>Mieruko-chanBased.
what happens if I'm nice to the sexy yokai and dont try to act like a yakuza street villian towards it do I still get ate
The last game i played was the Brigador Killers demo so I'm lucky if I have seven days left
>>738571259
>>738561691RIP to a visionary and progenitor of the tv delivery bride
>>738571361nice guy acts don't work on regular women, why would they work on monstrous yokai.
>>738571361You have to act like a high school delinquent.
What if you just hug the ghost lady?
I think only a JRPG protag could beat Sadako. They're all going to be about her level of bullshittery.
>>738558621AIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
>>738572054You'd walk right through her
>>738565796Damn, now I need to listen to the music from it again. What an amazing fucking game and no one talks about it.
>>738558621>my level 13 cleric from Exiled KingdomsSadako will get absolutely curbstomped because clerics in that game are extremely effective against the undead, it won't even be a fight, the moment she shows her face, she'll get burnt to nothing by divine fire.
Big ghost lady to snuggle me without my consent
this is canon btw
>>738559240its muscular /fit/ sadako from climbing up and down a 20 fucking foot well every day
>>738558621I don't think Redout 2 has a protagonist.
What if I treat her with care and respect, not as a monster or a sex object?
>>738573240she's not gon let you hit lil' bro:skull:
>>738573281Ah shi, this is NOT bussin
Sadako rule 34 makes me nut 50 cal ropes
>>738558621>john marstonaww shit partner
>>738558621Horizon Walker, human god beats Sadako easily then we double team her gg ez no re
>>738573693Sadako, i implore you to think about this
>>738573636why is it so hot? its just a girl with longer hair and yet its incredibly arousing
>>738567584AhemSauce?
>>738564573I don't know what any of those perks are. I've only made it to floor 3, but maybe that's cause I just wanna make a trash character and get captured most of the time.Either way I'm also surprised /v/ doesn't talk about it more. But I missed most of the thread, mostly cause oofsee if more fun and I'm glad Strickland got the belt tonight even if Khamzat put up a hell of a fight
>>738573636OoooThat's a good slut
>>738559198based
>>738573636>Cindy, the tv leaking!
>>738573636for me, it's moreso vanilla romantic situations or art of Sadako being hugged by an understanding victim
>>738573636for me it's that one where the guy keeps nutting but she won't stop riding him, howIsfm I think is the artist?
>>738573917we all had her, but salaryman-kun married her
>Donkey KongI'm fine.
>>738575106Nah nga, the little girl is the main character of that game
>>738558621As long as that protag can press the copy button on a vcr you'll be ok.
>>738574015probably if you remove the whole killer ghost out of the equation you have a goth
>>738572450>>738565796I need a name, looks stealthyplz don't be top down slop like intravenous
>>738570375Based coe5-anon. I pirated it on Linux by pirating the windows version, then manually marking files as executable, then using wine.Pirate-chads always win I bought it to support I'll winter, I just like forcing random shit to work even if it shouldn't by license
>>738576284it's from trepang2, first person shooter with all sort of physics like Fear 1
>>738576504I swear I shall download it, I stake my anonimity on that promise anon-sama
>>738558621AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>738558621In my current playthrough he has all the -dyne skills so I don't think she's surviving.
>>738558621Wait. That’s not Sadako. That’s Kayako from The Grudge.
