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It hasn’t even been two weeks since its release and nobody discuss it here or any other place
Was it that bad?
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What is so great about it that it should transcend time and space? It's just Returnal 2.
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It's literally just easy mode Returnal with an Indian MC. Returnal itself wasn't exactly some massive hit when it came out either and did just okay.
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>>738560963
should've given him a helmet
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>Saros: forgotten
>Soros: eternal
The weak were never meant to rule.
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The game is really hardcore, we zoomers are still trying to figure out.
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>>738560963
People don't really have much to say about games they don't play.
Maybe a bit, but not enough to drive conversations.
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>>738560963
No steam release.
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>>738560963
Because jeets mostly use 10+ year old laptops with linux in them to play games
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>>738561741
It wouldve been so funny to release on steam with all of the saar jokes
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>>738562160
A PS5 costs 1 million rupees, jeetos are mostly Steamcuck users.
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>name evokes the saar meme
>indian MC unappealing
>apparently there's a woke lesbian cucking stort
>ugly blurry UE5slop graphics
shame cause some stills look great and I like the Lovecraft angle but it mostly doesn't look good, especially in motion
>normalfags don't get the gameplay, probably want a bog standard FPS
shame cause the gameplay actually looks decent and what I imagined Metroid Prime would have been back in the day before it was revealed as an FPS. Would like to see an indie version of this that isn't sonyfied/slopified like this and Returnal.
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>>738562296
This. By releasing it on goyststion only, they have missed out on their target audience. If was to be released on pc as well, jeets will be shitting up /v/ catalogue with saros threads right now. So I guess we dodged a bullet here
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>>738561368
yeah I like returnal a lot better. this was ok though, some of the bosses are such a spectacle i'd recommend it on that alone. Legion is like watching a light show, its a shame hes such a pushover and one of the easiest bosses in the game
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chuds made up some cucking story that doesnt exist. and it has indian main character
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Why was the game where you play as an Indian cuckold unpopular? Gee I can't imagine Mr Schwab
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>>738564195
legion is the only mid boss
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>>738564268
it has cucking. its just arjun cucking nitya.
funny how indians finally get an indian MC and hes just an obsessive cheating murdering piece of shit, an eventually the story devolves into sony "must be a better man" garbage thats basically a second ending most people aren't even going to see.
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>>738564686
nah Bhadram is really bad
feels like a mini boss. Some of the alpha enemies are harder.
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>>738564268
Its real
>Jeet cheats on his wife
>Decides to make it up to her by dying a dozen of times
>She cheats on him with a black lesbian woman
>Tells him to fuck off at the end of the game
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the planet is more interesting than the actual story
just like returnal
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>>738564268
But it’s all real
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I just don't like indians so I didn't bother. Returnal was pretty good, I hope Housemarque learns from this massive fuck up.
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>>738560963
why would people want to discuss a game where your wife leaves you for a woman?
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>>738560963
Forgettable gameplay coupled with a cuck story and a meme MC. It was doomed from the start
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I’m going to make a video about Saros. what should I talk about?
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>>738562296
how is this real? steam should be nothing but jeetbabble everywhere but i unironically never see them. and i barely play online so i mostly mean in reviews, forums, and other community shit like that
i see countless chinks though
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>>738564195
>flashing lights keep snoys entertained

Console fags really are NPCs
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>>738567640
From the way I see it, the studio's gameplay designers and programmers are being hindered by the art team (mostly the 3D artists) and the writers. They know how to make moving and shooting feel good, but that's been paired with bland, indistinct visuals and some arthouse indie bullshit stories.
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>>738560963
I dunno anon. It got about as much attention as returnal. Just 90 percent of it was indian SAAARposting. Which it absolutley deserved.

>>738561368
Yeah, but this game has twice the budget. If it does only returnal numbers, it's in serious trouble.

>>738563003
The story is way worse than that. It felt like pol shitposting.
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>>738568973
He saw someone redeem
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>>738568973
indian man too angry to die
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>>738562249
It would have an effect of the dirty bomb
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>>738560963
the same thing happened with returnal, not sure why you're surprised by this, or why sony funded another game
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Is this guy the final boss?
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>>738560963
>expecting actual discussion of a title only available on the ball/gun tard machine
Look at the top right of your image. There's your answer.
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>>738572265
ok, what am i supposed to see here?
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>>738562160
retard https://flathub.org/en/statistics
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>>738560963
>Saros
I still cannot believe that is the actual title they went with...
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>>738568973
What the fuck were they trying to do with this shit ass cinematography? Nonsensical upside down spin, and that close up is just gross.
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>>738572361
kinda looks like Sonic
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>>738560963
When you start a thread with that pic, you can't expect a civil discussion.
You will change the tune once it's released on PC.
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>>738577098
>once it's released on PC.
someone tell him
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>>738577306
Don't do this, I was just giving OP a false hope.



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