/v/ hates coming of age stories because they missed out on teenage love
there is nothing wrong with coming of age stories, /v/ simply hates dogshit games
what's a good videogame coming of age story? Earthbound?
>>738577763life is strange
>>738577763Ocarina of Time
>>738577763Fable 1
>>738577763DMC3
>>738577630Oooooor maybe /v/ hates them because of recent overuse of the term "coming of age" by the journalist shills.Just like "having a blast" or "return to form/roots".
>>738577915Played the remaster last year - still more than decent, fun even ;dd
>>738577763Batman Arkham Asylum
>>738577763Psychonauts
>>738577630The only coming of age stories I know of in vidya is Life is Strange and Night in the Woods(?) and both of those have some pretty gay shit in it. Some would cite Fable but you age via level ups so it turns weird pretty quickly.
>>738577763Deus Ex.
>>738577763Hatred
american coming of age games slop is literally gay propaganda. been like that with freaks and geeks and sinolar on tv too. not very relatable in terms of nostalgia for central europeans.
>>738577763E.Y.E
>>738578351name 1 good coming of age game from europe
>>738578641We don't have comng of age shit in Europe. It's part of American ideology and is designed to give normies a false sense of security that life is legible and to make weirdos feel like perma-outsiders that can later be recruited to MK-ULTRA style brainwashing experiments e.g. MAGA.The closest we get is an arthouse film about sleeping with an older woman possibly your mother or step-mother.Anyone trying to live an American style life filled with American checkpoints is considered a joke and end up miserable.
>>738578351>>738578942the Bildungsroman, the famous American genre
What’s a good coming of age story for loser 30 year old virgin men?
>>738578942>We don't have comng of age shit in Europe
>>738577630>xkcd
>>738577630>shitlib doesn't appreciate a rightoid kike shitting on equality rhetoricShocker.
>>738578942
>>738577630>V hates corrupting childrenGood. Don't make threads.
>>738577763My futanari therapist
>>738578351Modern eurostani coming of age stories are explicitly about roasties and homos coming to terms with their sexuality. You guys literally invented that shit
>>738578942U WOT M8
>>738577630Atlas shrugged was decent except for the radio speech. The speech was literally like 80 pages of extremely small font, it would've taken 10 hours to read on the radio or something. I ended up just skipping it after 20 pages or so because it just kept saying the same shit over and over as if I hadn't already read the previous 700 pages of the story and didn't know exactly what the point of the story was
>>738579813>Vyou need to go back to resetgender
No, I hate them because they remind me of my coming of age love. She died.
>>738577630Wrong it reminds me of how much it suckedI'm much happier now alone in my own house not having to deal with a fucking leech
>>738577954>Just like "having a blast"So, not actually spouted that much by journo shills, and instead has been infinitely parroted more by fags that think they're being clever?
>>738577763Breath of Fire 3.
>>738577763None of them, because video games are not a narrative medium and the delusion that they are only harms them
>>738583324Most videogames have a better story than books and movies.
>>738577630Jokes on you, my favorite game has a coming of age story
>>738577630I hate this pseud nigger so hard you wouldn't believe it.
>>738577630What's the joke/punchline of this comic?
>>738583703This is because you exclusively watch movies for children and haven't read a book since high school.
>>738583904Trvthnvke
>>738577630If gamers are such incels, then how come there aren't any coming of age stories where the protagonist misses out on love and has to cope with it, huh? Seems like they would sell like hot cakes, considering your thesis.
>>738577763Assassins creed 2
>>738583904The Very Hungry Caterpillar blows every fucking video game story out of the water, it's unbelievable. No vidya even comes close to my boy Hungry C
>>738578942This is what happens when you're actually brainwashed. This anon never had a chance. His personality was stolen by propaganda.
>>738583904NTa but I have, and it all sucks. How many "classics" can one stomach before you realize that "intellectual media" is just an endless repetition of the same existential dread slop written by people who have lost fun in life because they can't get their peepee up anymore?Grant, Kafka, Tolstoi, Lee, Capote, etc etc etc its all the same shit that just leaves you with depression. The only fun classics are Stevenson or Dumas, and what they're writing is basically just your regular old hollywood adventure story, so not really better anyway.And anything outside of classics in literature, is just garbage. If you read anything written after 1969 then you're basically a retard.Point is, at this point, games manage to get the same stories in a more poignant manner across than most books. Same way how every single Vietnam movie made the book Starship Troopers obsolete, because it summarizes the point in a better and more concise manner.
>>738577763Meet N Fuck Kingdom
>>738577763Grandia
>>738577763Anodyne and it's sequel is the game that leftards wish they could make
>>738577630True in my case. Such media would just twist the knife. One of the reasons I'm playing video games in the first place is to forget about it for a moment.
>>738584282absolutely based
>>738584370>How many "classics" can one stomach before you realize that "intellectual media" is just an endless repetition of the same existential dread slopIt's your own fault that you read to consume "intellectual media". Sounds like you have an issue with being a pseud.>Grant, Kafka, Tolstoi, Lee, Capote, etc etc etc its all the same shit that just leaves you with depression.Then read other shit.>And anything outside of classics in literature, is just garbage.According to a retard who forces himself to read things he doesn't like.>Point is, at this point, games manage to get the same stories in a more poignant manner across than most books. Video games don't have real stories.
>>738584381MEET N HUH?
>>738583324>video games can't have good stories because I personally don't care about them and I think nobody else shouldlook at this faggot
Love is overrated
>>738584645false
>Do I read books? No, I don't reduce myself to read works made by people less intelligent than meIf you read books, you just admit you are a retard and everyone else is smarter than you.
>>738584645true x 1000000000000
