Try finger

But hole

Woman, therefore liar.

I don't get it

>>738580010
He's saying that eldenshat player are literal retard and should kill themselves

you don't have the right

>>738579630
>Enjoying elden goyslop
Sucks to have low IQ like you, OP

>>738580000

>>738580070
t. filtered by the tree sentinel

Souls players have completely shadowed GTA players in "epic" dude bro douchebaggery.

You can't walk 5 feet in Souls without some HILARIOUS comments like
>try finger but hole
>use rump
>beware of but hole
>try using finger then comfort

>>738579991
Woman
,
therefore
Beating to a pulp

>>738579630
>good 0
Truly underrated

fort,
night

mist,
or beast

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>>738580070
>>Enjoying elden goyslop

>>738579630
>Elden Ring ahead
>it's a pile of bear shit

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>liar ahead
>dog/dog ahead
>head ahead
>you don't have the right
>You don't have the right O you don't have the right
Which other type of messages are reddity?

>>738581919
all of them. it's a reddit game
From Soft ended with Sekiro.

>>738581919
Fort, night

Edge,
Lord

>You’re in the know, right?

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>message at the top of a ladder
>"remember snake"

>>738579630
>Highest rated message "Tree" with a dude pointing finger at the tree.

>>738581953
Dark souls 2*

>>738581919
"dog" pointing at a turtle

>>738580058
always pops me kek

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>>738582603
>always pops me kek

The worst thing for me are the messages trying to provide a constant gameplay guide.

Like you look around a ledge and where you stand is a message going
>no item ahead
Nothing infuriates me more, for multiple reasons.

First of all the reddit as fuck attitude to providing guidance when absolutely no guidance is needed. It takes 20 seconds to check that ledge... No bro I'm helping people out! I'M HELPING MOM!! I'M HELPING BY SPAMMING MESSAGES EVERY 5 STEPS!!
But most of all, if you play a Souls game and decide to NOT check out an area, just because a message told you that there's nothing there, then you're not only playing the games wrong, you shouldn't be playing games to begin with.

I can vision it clearly, the balding overweight guy with a beard, wearing glasses and his favorite metal band shirt, shuffling with glee in his birkenstocks as he lays down another message like
>dead end ahead

>>738582698
>no item ahead
sound based, thanks now I don't have to waste my time

>>738582752
>misses out on important item because the message was le epic troll
based retard

>woman, therefore, edge

>>738582752
>I don't have to waste my time
>20 seconds
>in a game about exploration and finding hidden crap
Ye its not for you mate. Better stick to playing Mixtape.

>>738579630
The first run of any souls game should be offline with no help, 2nd run is where the fun and tricks get learnt.

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>painting
>Try jumping, then seek stars

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heh i wrote try two handing in front of a marika statue ggs

>>738579630
Zoomers first dark souls.

>>738582752
>>738582834
>missed one of thousands pointless crafting item or some consumables I will never use
whatever, my 20 seconds are more important, it all adds up in open world slop

>>738583091
retard

>>738582698
That's the nature of a community based mechanic that has a rating system, people will try to find anything that doesn't already have a message written about it for that dopamine hit of getting approval from a random stranger on the internet

Messages that tell you to not explore things are for sure the worst, searching every bit of an area to find hidden shit is like half the fun of these games, I don't want some shithead I don't even know to tell me I shouldn't bother looking around

>>738580341
He just made it himself, that's why there's the option to delete

The mere mention of Elden Ring attracts so many shitposters nowadays. The game mindbroke half of /v/ or something

you guys pretend you're above all this when dark souls 1 release was spammed with /v/tards going "don't give up skeleton!" ingame

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sometimes they are alright

>>738582481
>Long ladder

>Crab,
>battle!

Guys, is it worth buying this one on PS5? I have a pc but the game doesnt support dualsense or ultrawide (without having to play always offline).

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dog

Demon's Souls in 2009 had an item called Sticky White Stuff. Messages used that on beds and in front of female NPCs.

3D Dot Game Heroes (ps3) has a neat Demon's Souls cave

>>738589765
>doesnt support dualsense
Does unless you mean a gimmick function

>>738590312
for me even with ds4 windows pressing the triggers makes the camera rotate

messages suck, immersion ruining. none of you are funny.

Trying to play the reforged mod. It does some cool things, but at the same time has so many retarded additions.
Made crafting take an extra step, made the lantern require fuel, so many bosses now start healing once their health gets low. And all their custom made bosses are absolutely fucking abysmal.
The dual wielding changes, duck and rune fragment systems are neat though.

>>738591079
I was never a fan of Reforged desu, it feels like it takes power away from you, just so you can end up 5% stronger than you normally would after combing the entire game. Ducking still doesn't beat rolling or jumping, unless they changed it, cuz I just remember it resulting in free wins versus retarded NPCs. Rune system's neat, but also forces a strict playstyle that punishes shifting your strat.
ConvergenceCHAD btw

>>738579630
Fort...

Night...

If you don't like Elden Ring I can just immediately tell you are a faggot and your opinion is worthless. If your taste is so bad you don't like the only good game in 20 years then you are unfortunately evil and you should die for the sake of humanity

Fort
Night

>>738591257
I'm waiting for the next update to convergence to give it a go.

I cringed so hard on the first few, I just played offline for the rest of the game

>try finger but hole
>dog?
I admit, i made one of those so i could farm estus flasks from underaged redditors clapping their baby feet at the 678th exact same message.

horse
but
hole

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>>738581767

I loved the messages. It was the best part of the game.

anyone has the dog pentagram webm?

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>砦、夜
>巨人、しかし、穴
>この先、馬はないぞ
puzzling

skeleton but hole always cracks me up

>>738581919
>You don't have the right O you don't have the right
I do this

>ah, Elden Ring, why is it always dung?

>>738590826
Amazing chest ahead

>>738580058
>>738581919
I don't get this one

>>738579630
Why would you even play ER online

>>738583061
fucken gottem

>>738592423
That's because you don't have the right

>>738592246

I’ve played every souls except demons. What the fuck is even the joke? I never understood it. Is it a troon joke?

>>738591349
shit game, get some taste turbofag

>>738592593
There is no joke
Like 67

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up, dog

>>738592717

Well that’s okay I guess.

My most appraised messages are telling the player to go back and open the shortcut in the swamp section of the Ringed City (DS3 DLC) and to beware of the scarlet rot fart flowers on the way down in the Haligtree (Elden Ring). Last time I looked I had like 200 appraisals in each.

>>738592593
>>738592717
Ignore this anon's gaslighting, you were 100% correct. Its a transsexual joke about you (normie) not having the right to transition, because you're white CIS male + privileged as well. Thats why they have so many upvotes as well, since every tranny (like 50% of population) upvotes them as hecking wholesome.

>>738592593
It's usually in front of things you can't pass through or can't use even though you'd probably like to. It's not supposed to be a joke

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>powercrepts your retarded sissy dragon incantation
Nothing personal fags

>>738593640
>>738593329

Oh is it the bathroom /tv/ meme? Where the guy blocks the restroom door?

>no horse ahead
death to china

I watched someone play it and the moment they are able to free roam and pick random crap off the ground I lost all my interest.

>>738579630
>creativity
it's just "first" and "fake and gay" but in souls format
the only ones i like are the "despair" and "don't give up skeleton" because it really encapsulates the souls experience

>>738581919
>>head ahead
I say this

>>738592889
not much how bout you

if only I had a giant
but hole

>>738582698
>I can vision it clearly, the balding overweight guy with a beard, wearing glasses and his favorite metal band shirt, shuffling with glee in his birkenstocks
Me reading this post honestly.

>>738583270
>it all adds up in open world slop
Then play something else retard.

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bird, up

>>738582698
Then just play off line. That's what I do. No one to depend on but yourself.

>>738592593
It is the physically longest message you can make in the game.

>>738579630
but elden ring just feels like demon's souls 6. there was no novelty to it and i felt like i had seen it all by the time i finished DS3. unless you started with elden ring, that is.

>>738593653
Cast animation is too long ontop of it lacking range

>>738592423
It's calling you a black person.

>>738579630
my favorite one is:
>comfort ahead
>it's some cotton

I wanna play this but not pay for it.

>>738597750
Pirating ER is easy but then you miss out on the kind of extremely humorous content you're seeing in this thread.

>>738598240
oh no