>Gender: Male>Race: Human>Class: Space Marine>Mission: Genocide Every Xenos ScumYupGaming time
>>738581095Every sci fi game set in space winds up having xenos alien races. Basically equivalent to exotic furshit. I'd exterminate every single one of them.
>>738581095Chaos is winning.
>>738581095You can kill every xenos you meet including companions, in rogue trader
>>738581095>Genocide Every XenosIt's not genocide if they aren't human.
Most games don't have xenos thoughever
>>738581095>Race: HumanDebatable
>>738581245The best sci fi games is always the stuff that pits humanity against an advanced almost godlike and lovecraftian alien entity. Its what makes Halo, Mass Effect, Deep Space 2, and Half Life effectively the anti 40k
>>738581831But 40k also puts humanity against an almost godlike and lovecraftian alien entity. Several in fact.
>>738581095post minis
>>738581918This is /v/, not /tg/, retard.
>>738581095>Gender: Male>Race: Human>Father: I let another man cum inject himself inside of me, so I'm more him than my own Father. I love my political leader!>Mission: Die for my politicians!
>>738581918>please stop having fun
>>738581095Finally, an OP that isn't a xeno faggot coomer
>>738581095>>Mission: Genocide Every Xenos Scu-AAAAACCCK
>>738581954>>738581994>i can't prove that i'm not a touristgo back to helldivers
>>738581918Never owned a mini in my life, still more of a primary than you, tourist Go back to playing your overpriced plastic toy soliders now
>>738581918I don't have any because I don't play shitty tabletop games.
>>738582047
>>738582047>internet police please stop right now
Are there any 40k games that follow the rules of the TTG?
>>738581918okay
>>738582127Nah, GW is pretty strict on not allowing a digital 40k. They want to keep selling you plastic crack after all.
Why wouldn't you 3D print all your minis?>>738582074No
>>738582127Technically that one Space Hulk game, called Space Hulk Tactics IIRC
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/700683145/#700686094 kek it's a gay
>>738582170Not a fan of the color scheme, but that's a well-done paint job. Nice work, anon.
>>738582170>only guy who posts minis is a CSM playerReally says a lot about the "heresy detected" types of people. Very nice mini BTW.
>>738582127battlesector is probably the closest you'll get(which isn't very close)
>>738582260>people on the VIDEO GAMES board like a franchise's VIDEO GAMES without necessarily also liking the original board game variantShocking.
>>73858190440k back then sure but 40k now because of GW appealing to normies who dont care about 40k is a power fantasy about stomping those heretical bastard xeno scum fucks and being a mega patriot badass glory to humanity or whatever. Halo might seem like it has the same idea but it doesnt because humanity is in this series is the underdog and inferior to the covenant and you rarely ever get the feeling that this isnt the case. This is actually why Darktide and Rogue Trader are true 40k games and space marine 2 isnt. Darktide properly shows the nihilistic hopelessness of the world rather then a fuck yeah im the hero game. Your a nobody outcast of the world and nothing you do matters and you will die horribly and forgotten
>>738581095>Gender: boy>Race: ork>Class: squighog>Mission: krump umies
>No, you HAVE to pay 800 euros/dollars to prove you're a real fan by buying McDonalds kids toys
>>738581095>Race: HumanYou'd wish mutantThis girl is more human than your frank abomination will ever be
>>738582535>gender: boy>race: ork>class: weirdboy>mission: explode myself and all 'umies in my general vicinity
I like the Scottish guys from Gaunts Ghosts.
>>738582583what's the next excuse, secondary?>no you HAVE to spend 1200 hours reading Heresy herp deepstick to your Luetin and Majorshill videos and never crawl out of your hole again
>>738581095>Gender: MaleYep. You 40gay troons will never be women.
>>738581918own that fraud
>>738581918My latest mini
>>738581245Not true, check Battletech.
>>738581095>>Race: HumanLeftist scum.
>>738581524>Race: Human Plus
>>738581918I like the new Pict army by ADB
Proud secondary here I only read the books and play the games
>>738581095That's great and all, but pray tell: what Chapter?
>>738583624Luna Wolves, obviously
>>738582917>I only read the booksthat's a billion times more embarrassing than playing the tabletop lmaodo secondaries really?
>>738581095*gets 1 shot by a standard issue Tau rifle*Star Wars solos, 40k is extremely weak to plasma.
>>738582074>primary >reads black library slopYou are tertiary at best
>>738583624Emperor's Spears / Storm Wardens
>>738583893>he doesn't know
>>738582127The game itself isn't that interesting. Playing the game with your own painted army enhances the fun.
>>738583949>the books are...le badWhich /tg/ discorder fed you this opinion?
>>738581095sorry we anonymous have decided xenophobix space marines are actually reddit now, we 4chans only roleplay as cute alien girls who are in love with humans
>>738581245Hey, that's my Bloodborne guy
>>738584421They are, especially the heresy slop.
>>738585267Khan would never
>>738585304Heresy slop still has good books in it. Only purist autists would want to read every single one of them. ADB, Dan Abnett, Christ Wraight, Robert Rath, John French, and Josh Reynolds are all good writers
>tyranids are strong and swarming >orks are strong and swarming >imperium resources are barely nothing >And still, the human population is so much highWtf
>>738585637kek
>>738585715Back to /lit/, kid
>>738585637>40kiddie slop>goodAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>738581918a lad
>>738583772>Luna Wolveswhat even was their legion personality and gimmick?
>>738581918I won't just to spite you, wojaknigger.
>>738585913Being played for retards by Horus. Quite easily, I might add.
>>738585913something something Cthonian gang culture
Drukhari gf who tries to go easy on the suffering? Or T'au gf who won't shut the fuck up about the greater good?
>>738585967Mating press both.
>>738581245bro your starfield?
>>738585894Kandor in 11th btw
>>738581095D... disgusting aliens...
>>73858250140k is and always has been "Last Stand" bait. The entirety of the lore is shaped to facilitate soldiers of all kinds fighting to the bitter end. Or at least it was until loyalist Primarchs started showing up.
>>738587270To be fair, they really had to shake things up with the rift and Peter Turbo returning, because the capeshit brothers of Girlyman and Lelion was too much of a buff. Look forward to Dorn returning as well.
>>738587376An aspect I liked from Rogue Trader was that the Imperium was much more overtly dominant, it's just that random galactic phenomena like the Eye of Terror and Warp Storms made it inevitable certain systems were going to fall out of their control and be reconquered and lost over and over.
>>738585967I'd rather kill myself than go anywhere near a Dark Eldar willingly.
>>738587126Kino
>>738581095>gender: maleNot after post-op.
>>738582917>I only read the books and play the gamesThat makes you a primary>>738582671>>738583850>>738583949>>738581918>>738582047Trannytop quantiary melty
>>738587981Trying too hard, Anon. You have to be more subtle
>>738582127Hop on to blood bowl. Webm. related is an accurate depiction of well done elf/skaven offensive drive.
>>738588024I accept your concession shill
>>738588105if only bloodbowl3 wasnt a sscam
You're a tertiary if you buy Gays Wokeslop's plastic miniature goy toys
>>738588317TRVTHNVKE
For me it is the Eldar.Love them superhuman space elf racists.
>>738588317Real. Baseless memespouters are the real primaries.
>>738588439Aren't they just humans but with different ears
>>738581095I think out of any online community this one is probably the cringiest, even star wars fans or trekkies weren't so blatantly in your face about liking toys and roleplaying as a "strong human male". It genuinely feels like warhammer fags want their power trip fantasy to be real in the same way as picrel
>>738588902You're an adult male who still clings to video toys, because you're chasing the same high you had as a kid. You're not any better.
>>738588637Only superficially.Lorewise the Eldar have no kinship with humanity and are weird ayylmaos whose resemblance to humans is only surface level.
>>738581095>spesss muhriiin!You have to be over 18 to post on this site, kid
>>738588902There is a segment of 40k "fans" that legitimately think that 40k is part of "remoralizing" white western men in some sort of retarded culture war. They genuinely think that the imperium are the good guys and represent the western civilization while chaos and xenos represent non whites/leftists or whatever.It's fucking retarded.
>>738581831But all of those(except Dead Space) are HFY garbage?
>>738589054>UHM AKCHUALLY CHUD IT'S A PARODY OF YOU>S-STOP LIKING IT >:(
>>738588964There's difference between playing like a child and making it your identity.
>>73858910640k is a parody of a satire of right wing politics filtered through a few decades of consumerism and ads.
>>738589056>HFY garbageOxymoron, all HFY is kino>nooo I'm trans and I hate humanitySorry that you were raped
Made up a right wing chud boogeyman 40k fan on 4chan in my head awardMost of these threads is lusting after xenos and shitposting. Nobody is pushing national socialist ideals through this spaceman capeshit franchise on here. It's like saying people want a 4th reich because the masculinity of God of War (pre-cuck era) was appealing
>>738588260At least it seems like they're actually trying to fix it with the new update. I know they'll fuck it up somehow though.
>>738589054This
>>738588978
>>738589407>Most of these threads is lusting after xenos and shitpostingNo, most of these threads are goys wokeslop marketers screeching about organic discussion being non-canon and crying about secondaries because they don't buy their shitty chinese plastic toys
>>738589054So wouldn't the average 40K Imperium character consider hating other humans for their skin color to be weird or heretical unless its an Abhuman or heretic?
>>738589481have you tried the rumble demo? how was it?
>>738589309HFY isn't pro-humanity, retard, outside the most shallowest way. It only pleases genetic dead ends like you who want a participation award based on mere existence as a human.
>>738589685Racism among humans is not a thing in 40k. The only thing that matters is if you worship Slaneeshi femboys in the warp.
>>738582675Troons play Tyranids, not imperium ( too fascist)
>>738589054The imperium are the good guys, in that setting. Yes, absolutely, in that setting. If there was an ending it would not be the good end if the imperium is destroyed by anyone else, the good outcome is that they win because despite everything they do, everyone else is worse.This shit is a sort of test to see if someone is capable of understanding there is a clear difference between fiction and fantasy. Its the kind of people who say orcs are an allegory for black people because its the only way it can make sense to them, and think Lord of the Rings is a racist manual for pro monarchy rhetoric, dont be one of those people anon, everyone knows the line between reality and fiction if they are above 2 digit IQ. Another example would be Judge Dredd was written by a bunch of hippies that hyperbolized Thatchers police state, and they made something awesome. Do you actually want to live in that world and bring it about? Fuck no. Are you rooting for the judge to smash the skull of a criminal whos crime is loitering? Yes. Loitering is a crime. Its entertainment using hyperbole of real things, not instruction by presenting an end goal. Its fantasy.
>>738589727So true xister, we should all read xeno fuck yeah stories instead and realize how terrible humanity is and why we need communism
>>738589106I never said you should not like 40k or that it is a parody of some contemporary politics. If anything I was saying that retarded culture war grifters are trying to project contemporary politics to 40k.Trying to portray the imperium of man as some sort of morally good faction though is blatant retardation and active ignorance of the actual lore of the imperium. It has always been described as the bloodiest and most monstrous regime imaginable. The Imperium are not the good guys of the setting by any stretch of the imagination, as far as there even are good guys in 40k as every faction within that setting is on some shade of moral grey to brimstone black. The most morally "good" factions in 40k are propably the Craftworld Eldar and the Tau and even they are at times genocidal pricks.
>>738589896>STOP FUCKING LIKING IT ALREADY CHUD REEEEEEEEEEE
>>738587981based
>738589896>Fighting for humanity survival bad>Killing humans good because it's in the name of communismMedia literacy award
>>738589810>The imperium are the good guys, in that setting. I disagree, because I view the state of humanity within the imperium as utterly degenerate and despicable. The imperium has reduced humanity in 40k into a race of slaves, bound by superstition, retarded dogma and active ignorance that celebrates banality, servitude and meaningless sacrifice. Human life has zero value in the imperium and most humans living within it eke out short, miserable lives of endless toil and poverty.Unironorically, humans living within the Tau empire live better lives than 99 percent of imperial citizens. The kin of the Leagues of Votan, as far as one considers them humans anymore, also live far better lives than the imperials do. From the point of view of the average human in 40k, the Imperium is the primary source of all the misery, tyranny and abuse they receive in their lives.Just because there are factions and races even worse than the imperium, does not make them the good guys. Especially when at least half of the shit state of the Imperium is in, can be directly blamed on imperial policies themselves.
>>738589860>nooo I am a man and therefore the bestest!!! If you don't humor my delusions, you must support my other obsession, Cuckoldry!HFY-fags, everyone.
>>738590126>I hate humans but I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself so I just cry on the Internet. I'm so obsessed with cuckoldry I bring it up unprompted in every conversationAnti-humanity fags, everyone
>>738581095imagine if aliens contact us and see all this cringe hfy media they'd think we're space indians
>>738589226Ultimately GW exists to sell overpriced plastic crap.Fucking look at these prices god dammit.
>>738590225Anti HFY isn't anti humanity, retard. Quite the opposite.
It's hard to say you "won the culture war" when you see the kinds of defensive squealing going on in this thread coming from rightoids.
>>738581095This but Commissar and I also execute traitorous humans.
>>738590309What? Too poor?t. Paypigs
>>738582756Magistracy of Cornucopiaclose enough to xenos (also where I would move to if I could)
>>738590345>Anti-human isn't anti-human, words can change meaning chudLmaoIt's hard to take leftranimaloids seriously when you see the type of squealing they do in this thread
>>738590372It is a very specific type of right winger that gets this defensive about their retarded interpretation of 40k being challenged.Basically, they have tied their identity to the imperium for some assbackwards reason, which is why they get so pissed off when people point out that the Imperium is actually a fucking shithole according to the lore of the setting they profess to be fans of.Besides, proper, race war now, total nigger death right wingers play the Craftworld Eldar
>>738590504>MoCThat's just genetically engineered catgirl prostitutes, not aliens>>738582756Battletech had those purple bird aliens before they were memoryholed due to bad reception. It also has at least one warp demon running around with the Black Marauder too
>>738590538I didn't mean to categorize all of them, you're right. I'm mostly right leaning but I'm getting serious fatigue from these fags
kill all dow 1 and 2 babies now! give my hobby back
>>738590723>kill all primaries, we need more Trannytop quantiaries in "my" hobbyWhat did xe mean by this
>>738590116>retarded dogma>miracles at u>competes impossible tasks at u>unironically kills the space devil at u>slavery prevents demonic incursions in an empire where it's no longer possible to avoid resource scarcity, at uIt's real whether you like it or not, heretic. Go live with the tau and fuck foreheads until we deign to crush your infant empire on some random Tuesday afternoon.
>>738590723Then go make a Shadow of the Horned Rat or Epic Final Liberation thread or something.
>>738585967Storm Guardian wife who's really good with a grill so long as you don't ask her how she got so good.
>>738590790>primariesyou faggots are not primaries lol edgehammer 40k is not true 40k
>>738590890>muh warp magic bs is good because it emerges in the guise of "miracles"LolLmao.Saint Selestine is a deamon for all intents and purposes.
>>738590648Fine, if not moc space vegas, then clanners are basically aliens, by the point they return
>>738590890>wewhy are 40ktroons like this, unironically
>>738590994Clanner society is pant's on head retarded but they aren't exactly aliens. They are just autistic larpers governed by roid brained retards.
>>738581278Chaos SM are xenophobic too
>>738590979If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it's a duck until it flays your soul in the warp and nobody has ever come back from the dead saying their soul got flayed so ha ha I win, stupid butt face.
>>738591036Define aliens. Because one of those two fits probably most of your definition
So anyway I like going apeshit and that's why I chose Chaos.Any questions?
>>738589810>The imperium are the good guys, in that setting. Yes, absolutely, in that setting. If there was an ending it would not be the good end if the imperium is destroyed by anyone else, the good outcome is that they win because despite everything they do, everyone else is worse.This is objectively false since there IS a single other faction that could save the galaxy and make things better if they got their ending. Hell, if they won then Humans would probably end up in a much better situation as well once everything was finished up.It's also explicitly the reason why GW does nothing but endlessly bash them any time they appear.
>>738589810It's okay to think the bad guys are cool if you have the base critical thinking ability to understand they're the bad guys. I'm not going to go try and make a homemade bolter and endore Imperium politics IRL.
>>738591009Because roleplay is entertaining and I have not abandoned whimsy, despite 14 years in this hellhole. It making you upset is just icing on the cake.
>>73859122317*, I forgot it's 2026
>>738591173Not of terran origin. Clanners all have terran ancestors. All humans do.
>>738591182What's your favorite flavor of apeshit? Green, blue, red, or god-forbid purple?(Fuck slannvestites, and no not that way)
>>738591209This, it's okay to like Eldar or Tau but most of their fans lack media literacy to understand they're the bad guys that are meant to lose to the good guys (Imperium). Instead of accepting this they keep crying about lack of representation but when they do get some lore they instead cry about the fact that they lost. No surprise that GW doesn't want to interact with these retards
>>738591428Red and blue is fun for me and (you) but purple and green are the domains of a smelly hasbeen.
>>738591428Green and Red are best, but anyone that isn't blue is welcomeBlueniggers get the rope
>>738591339Awfully limited scope of definition but fine, you do you.
>>738591428>>738591538Slaanesh is good when mix a little in with the red and blue to get rid of the horny shit.
>>738591428>(Fuck slannvestites, and no not that way)noise marines are the coolest chaos marines
>>738582019>Just one of these killed an entire room full of custodes for a joke.Consider me shook, senpai!
>>738591705I'm generally not a fan of body horror so the weird faces and body mods bother me. I'm just here for the extreme violence and spikey armor
>>738582170Looks hereticaly gay.Good job
>>738582585
>>738581095The old helmets are so much fucking cooler than the new helmets how do we cope
>>738582170What the other guy said. Probably one of the better models I've seen but I don't like the color scheme. You clearly took your time with it, though. Good job.
>OrksViolent retards, kill them all>EldarRetards, kill the men and enslave the women>NecronsHaughty assholes, kill the men amd hand the women over to the AdMech>Dark EldarSpiteful assholes, kill them all>T'auManipulative retards, kill the men and enslave the women>Nids and GenestealersLiteral animals, kill them all
>>738591538You can find good chapters in the same colors, usually just inverted or used in slightly different ways,Example:Red and Yellow (Imp Fists)Red and Yellow (World Eaters)Alternatively,Blue and Red (Crimson Fists)Blue and Red (Night Lords)
>>738582019>when your entire pantheon is such jobbers that best one is a clown
>>738592291>not enslaving the deldar women to fix them via a raping pressGay
>>738592481>Asuryan held Chaos off for sixty million years before he got weakened by lack of faith>The Emperor has lasted barely 10,000 and is broken beyond repair even WITH faith
>Odin: venerated>runes: tattooed >fursuit: washed>diaper: wornYeah, it's VI Legion time
>>738581095>Duty: To bend over and get pegged by the fem Custodese
>>738592413Imperial Fists only have red for their 3rd company
>>738593082where's asuryan now?
>>738591997It never did make much sense that a human, even one with space marine proportions, fits in termie armor. I used to headcannon that getting Nuggeted was a prerequisite.
>>738593082Eldar empire was also MUCH greater and stronger, particularly their psychic powers. They essentially fed their gods much more for juice.
>>738593178>fem custodes
>>738581918
is it true that tabletop players lose their shit when people bring in 3d printed armies?
>>738593939Only time I saw anyone flip out about 3d printed minis was a sanctioned tourney and it was the person overseeing the event.
>>738593939No.
>>738581918I can't post them but I have tau models from a third party sitethey're nsfw
>>738593939Nah. Gw store staff is not going to like it tho
>>738593939>>738593991Because your army has to be official GW or Forge World minis to participate in OFFICIAL tournaments. This is less important than people think.
>>738594208Right. But in casual games I've never seen anyone get pissy over 3d printed shit. I also haven't played since the end of 9th though so idk what's going on anymore.
>>738593327Inside Slaanesh, biding his time.
>>738581095>emotions and primal instincts swept away by countless drugs and bio engineering while wearing THE BEST (Foo Fighters) the sect has to offer>arrives when everything is too late>propaganda teams tell you that it's brave and stunning when they jump right into the middle of the enemy forces without a shred of fear (no shit, Sherlock) with overwhelming firepower>preaches the EMPRAH's words, yet hates humans and humanity as a wholePeople still wonder why so many turned to chaos, but I'm more surprised that it weren't more.
>>738593939I too would lose my shit when I had to pay 4k bucks for my 2k points worth of army while that dick spent 250 bucks and 6 weeks to create his 4k points army.
>>738594825Gee, I wonder whose behind this post
>>738594825was it emprah's long term plan to make everyone like spess muhreens eventuallywas he planning on genociding the muhreens once he finished the great crusade and got ride of chaos?
>>738593939Only because I want to know your dealer
>>738594986why?so what if someone got a better deal, are you that much of a jew?
>>738595013No. The goal was Psyker ascension. He mostly wanted the Marines and Primarchs to stick around as administrators and Guardians but if everything went right they were kinda destined for obscurity. Certain Legions probably would have been purged due to their history and behavior like the World Eaters
>>738595201what is psyker ascension
>>738594825Funnily enough any senior officers in other Imperial military branches will try to avoid calling in Marines as much as possible, not out of fear or awe but rather bevause Marines are completely unpredictable and cause abhorrent collateral damage to any place they're deployed to.There's a nice blurb from an earlier edition where an Inquisitor had to resort to calling the Marines to deal with a corrupt Governor in some fringe system, and rather than simply disposing of the Governor the Marines launched a full scale invasion force that massacred the local PDF, wiped out all higher infrastructure, and crippled the planet beyond repair before they simply left without any further concern.For every chapter like the Ultramarines there are three that are like the Iron Hands instead.
>>738595265He wanted to turn Humanity into a shitty knock-off of the Eldar.
>>738595349sounds familiar
>>738595349a knife ear typed this post
>>738595265Humanity is progressing to Psyker awakening. Becoming a Psyker race like the Eldar were before their abilities were crippled by Slaanesh. Coupled with humanity's own webway this would allow humanity to actively fight Chaos in the Warp and greatly reduce their influence in the Galaxy.
>>738595398That's legitimately what he wanted to do.He wanted to turn Humans into a psychic race that relied on the Webway, but he also wanted them to be too stupid to not follow him as a dictator. It's why he didn't ally with the Craftworld Eldar despite them being more than willing to be allies before the Great Crusade; he's a control freak who can't stand not having the most direct and minute control over everything beneath him, and the Eldar wouldn't have abided by that. His only worse character flaw is him being abhorrently arrogant in basically everything he does.
>>738595416why didn't he make the webway thing first?seems stupid to use gellar fields and cut through the warp>>738595532he didn't ally with the eldar because the eldar are fucking sociopathic xenophobes whose ""alliance"" involes scheming entire sectors of humanity to death to save a single of their craftworlds
>>738595654how many eldar would you sacrifice to save a single human life?
>>738595654>why didn't he make the webway thing first?that was in progress. the webway was in a big enough state that even an army of custodes had a rough time clearing it
>>738595654>he didn't ally with the eldar because the eldar are fucking sociopathic xenophobes whose ""alliance"" involes scheming entire sectors of humanity to death to save a single of their craftworldsThe same Eldar who, before the Great Crusade, would cohabitate planets with Human settlers and even protect them from Dark Eldar raiders? The Eldar who only stopped doing those things because the Emperor maintained a 'Attack on sight' rule for them?
>>738595382>Be a master of genetic modification>Create a new race of humans>Can clone yourself>Doesn't fix his fucking baldness
>>738595769yeah, the rule that was adopted after the 999th betrayal and mass murder of humans because muh elf rightshumans only became xenophobes after getting backstabbed. xenofuckers will believe anything if it means getting their dicks wet
>>738595782he can't because the genetic flaw destroying his body is a warp-born curse
>>738595654>why didn't he make the webway thing first?First before what? Before humanity became fully psychic? That's what he was doing. Before the Great Crusade? Because he needed humanity united and technology lost on Terra during the Age of Strife to facilitate it's creation
>>738595928>he can't because the genetic flaw destroying his body is a warp-born curseFucked up that his baldness is a curse from the gods.
>>738595945just build webways on all the planets you reclaim?was he really in that much of a hurry
>>738594825>>738595296So Space Marine's best deployment is at the frontline against any outside threats while the Imperial Guard would take care of internal matters?
>>738595928>>738595998those guys kill warpspawn all the time, why can't he kill warp aids
>>738590116The only reason the tau get to live as they do is because the imperium has effectively kept them from having to face the brunt of the horror becuase theyre fighting it themselves. If the Tau were shouldered with that alone, they would change. They are the naive hopeful faction in that they have no true understand onf the scale of things. Imperium are the good guys, tau are like the hobbits in LotR where they only get to have their way of life because Gondor keeps the barbarity at bay. Tau still havent had a chaos invasion and what is required to stop it spreading. They get to exist outside of large scale war because they control so little so there is little for destructive forces to invade.
>>738596040consider that perhaps the inquisition lied and the space marines did nothing wrong
>>738596013That's not really how it works. He was trying to solo build a project originally manufactured by a race in which every individual was just as powerful a psyker as the Emperor. The Emperor was just trying to make an entrance and repair one section on Earth.
>>738596148how come emps doesn't get corrupted by chaos if an ordinary eldar is his match
>>738596040internal matters are for the inquisition and arbites. the guards are the main frontline fighters while marines are more strike forces targetting high value threats. for all their hype, no marine chapter has the ground destructive force of the guard's armored units and artillery
Orks are the good guys
>>738596127we should kill them and take their women and their stuff>>738596227orks are the green guys
>>738596127They have fought a death guard invasion before
>>738581095>>Gender: Male>>Class: Space MarinePick one
>>738596276i'm picking both tho
>>738596206His soul is Anathema to Chaos.>An Ordinary Eldar is his matchI was referring to the Old Ones.
>>738596226What about the times when they were legion structured?
>>738595416>Humanity is progressing to Psyker awakening.Not with the amount of psykers the emprah and gray knight recruitment/training process eats up.
>>738590528HFY isn't pro-human, tho.
>>738593475Problems?
>>738596338gray knights eat them too?
>>738596356lol
>>738596338Yes that and the general persecution of Psykers in the Imperium has stunted humanity's progress to the next stage of their evolution
>>738596370yeah, not flat enough
>>738590890>welmaooReal LARP hours
>>738596413they were kinda forced into doing all that.
>>738596507Yes because humanity's webway access was destroyed so now humanity has no shelter from Chaos
>>738596507They kinda weren't forced by anyone except Neoth.
>>738596587neoth?
When did you realize Warhammer 40,000 is stagnant franchise?
Just make FTL not based on warp lol
>>738596640every time a franchise updates it gets worsestagnant is good
video games?
>>738596127Your lore is out of date. Tau have fought of both Tyranid hive fleets Necron dynasties, Chaos incursions and Ork waaghs as well as Imperial Crusades. They are in a position where they are no longer just a speck that can easily be swatted away by the major factions of the setting. They have been a rising power for a few editions now.
>>738596716Minis and novels.
>>738596564Given that the Eldar got access to the Webway and they still got fucked up by Chaos, I doubt Big E could have done it better.
>>738596747no way they threw back an actual imperial crusade, do you have any idea the scale of those things, there are probably more ships in an imperial crusade than there are living tau
>>738596640Ynnari
>>738591953And one died fighting an Eversor assassin to blow up a planetary leader. Solitaire abilities are directly scaled based on how funny Cegorach thinks it will be.
>>738596273A fleet, not a manifestation. Tau have no presence in the warp and no psykers, its why they are basically living an idyllic lifestyle in the armpit of existence and get to have nice things whever everyone else has to do very drastic things.Emp tried to prove god didnt exist, and discovered infact that god did exist and there are multiple, and they hate mortals, they are not a figment of imagination they are a tangible thing, yet Tau still think they are just an alien race, and not the manifestation from another reality, they are still operating on the assumption that they can shake hands and live in peace with chaos gods, that is the whole reason they are to be destroyed and are not "good" they would effectively give genuine evil a pass and allow it to continue to exist. They want to put the liks tyrannids in ccontainment zones where they can do their own thing unhindered as wild animals, and think Orks will one day become reasonable if they just treat them fairly. They have no idea what the fuck is actually going on and their goodness is exactly the thing that will get them and everyone else killed.They are the liberal white woman waving signs saying "refugees welcome, no human is illegal". Theyre not evil, they are just the kind of "good" that is so naive it borders on suicidal empathy and they shouldnt change, they are the hopeful optimistic faction, they should remain naive to the horrors of the galaxy and that is their appeal
>>738581095> Mission: Genocide Every Xenos ScumExcept big titty tau women, those are for breeding.
>>738596781Eldar in realspace was destroyed and the survivors are cursed now. But even turbo degenerates like the Dark Eldar were fine because they were in the webway.
>>738590309Back in my day I'd pay £3.50($5?) for a single Warlock.
Threadly reminder that Astartes (TM) are filthy mutants.
>>738596997Gene Boosted. Mutants would imply evolutionary means.
>>738596820NTA, but I can't even call this outdated lore, that was never the case. Imperium barely has millions of combat ships, much less billions or more.
>>738596602Emperor's actual name
>>738581095Do the gay/trans community play these games?
>>738597098but then anon's statement doesn't make any sense.
>>738596820Damocles crusade concluded a decade ago, tertiary.>>738597042>Mutants would imply evolutionary means."Mutant" has been used to describe warp mutations and stable evolutionary human strains since fucking Rogue Trader. Most inquisitors consider Space Marines disgusting mutant tools.>Source?Latest Maelstrom campaign book is the latest example of it at least.
>>738588317This
this board is for secondaries and up ONLYif you are not a secondary or up, you can post on the dead board >>>/tg/ this one is for video games
>>738597381/tg/ is for secondaries
>>738582675>>738589804>It all started with a gift to a friend a tyranid that i painted using the the trans pride flag colourschecks out
>>738597190Yes, wh40k tabletop attracts troons like fliesmore accurately it attracts autists who later transition
>>738597207Only because you are secondary
>>738595917>marinefag throws another fit
>>738597190>"DIE FILTHY SLAANESH WORSHIPERS!"
>>738582675proof that spess muhreen fans are deranged
>>738597605>Oh no, i've been caught! Quickly accuse him of being a secondary!next time just don't make mistakes
>>738597767>no argumentRead the lore secondary
>>738596916Demons/Chaos are very much a kill-on-sight race for the tau at this point. Same with the Deldar, Orks, and Nids
>>738581095Reddit's favorite science fiction setting
Why is there a retard trying to argue that the video games came before the tabletop game?
>>738597920Because it gets replies?
>>738597906I thought that was Star Wars>but SW isn't SciFi!True, but Reddit doesn't care.
Proud Muhreenfag here. I literally don't care about any other factions in the setting except when they're fodder.>Haha chapter colors go brrrrrrrrr
>>738597806>he expects a rebuttal to "you are a secondary"here's one: you are a faggot
>>738597943Oh no, my nefarious plot has been exposed
>>738598024then why are you playing 40k go play HH it's marine wank in a Soap Opera
>>738597852Yes, they kill them, but they are vehemently against wiping them out. So while Tau would rather things like tyrannids fuck off, they would not press the button that wipes them all out if such a button was in their hands, they would even fight the imperium for it even if it didnt kill the Tau. Thats a problem when you are aware of how these kinds of factions work and their scale. >actually manage to push Orcs into a corner, one world left>Imperium? Nuke the planet. Orcs are defeated forevermore>Tau? Build a barrier aroudn that part of the galaxy, as a gesture of good will give them anotehr planet and take their word that they arent going to build a super death maching and break containmentIn this setting If it gets to a point and these enemies are in a corner they need to be wiped out, not given the means to come back and do this all again in future. That is the appeal of the Tau, they just dont get that a lot of these factions like orcs, chaos, necrons and tyrannids just want to kill everything, they dont want coexistence or to change if it means survival. The Taus appeal is that they are young and naive, if burdened with what the imperium has to deal with the Tau would either get wiped out trying to maintain their ways, or change into something more dystopian like the Imperium.
>>738598612Because there's even MORE different Muhreens in 40k
>>738581918CK are fun
>>738593939One of my best opponents on the regular 3D prints everything and has never bought a GW product, I think it's pretty cool as I go for recasts myselfHell, he 3D prints me specific bits from time to time, having a 3D printing bro is a massive bonus
>>738598638Why do retarded tertiaries spout bs that has no basis on the lore? Tau are full on Total Ork/Tyranid/Deldar death mode. They consider those races wholly incompatible with the greater good.
>>738581095>pre fertility child soldiers >aka genetic dead end mutant.Good tools, but not humans anymore.Transhuman doesn't means better in all ways.
>>738585913They created the use of space marines as a scalpel to behead the HQ.They were used for everything a la dark angels before.
>>738581095>>738581095>>Gender: Male>>Race: Human>>Class: Rogue Trader>>Mission: Sample every form of Xenos pussy then defect from the Imperium
>Gender: Boy>Race: Ork>Class: Warboss>Mission: Krump Every Humie GitYupGaming time
>>738600610Nope. They are still pushing for "defensive kill zones". Which involves giving them their own sector of the galaxy and killing them if they leave it, thinking that they are superior enough to control that, they also think this with tyrannids. They are full of themselves and think they can do what the imperium cant. They dont want Orks to be part of "the greater good" that does not mean they want them all wiped out. They also said that ogryn could not be part of the greater good too because theyre too stupid, so giving them power of election and autonomy would ruin their society according to them because it would drag down the collective. The only reason Kroot are on their side is because the kroot endebted themselves to the tau because the Tau saved them from Orks, they Kroot are literally considered second class expendable races for the greater good. Tau society operates like a cult, you can be in it, but there are tiers to your involvement that are measured in blood. Youll never find a human at the head of the greater good just because they let them join.
>>738596329There's a reason they aren't structured like that anymore.
>>Mission: Genocide Every Xenos Scum>lol joke it's chaos again!
>>738596907You can also nearly kill one(and kill his harlequin troupe) in Rogue Trader.
>>738581918I won't post my Blood Bowl teams. They're well painted.Third edition of course, not gay nu-blood bowl.
Why are the Orkz the best faction in the whole game?
>>738597265Damocles ended because they needed the troops to fight off a hive fleet. While the Tau put up a great fight its not like they set the Imperium packing because of it
>>738581095>Genocide Every Xenos ScumLiterally why humanity is losing in 40k btw. They killed all of the friendly races and made peaceful coexistence with the rest of them literally impossible because no one trusts humanity after they've spent thousands of years killing aliens on sight>B-but coexistence was impossible The Interex, The Leagues of Votann, the Araneus etc. debunk this. The emperor was a nihilistic extremist who believed his path was the only way forward. And because of this he forcefully carved a path of blood throughout the galaxy. His way wasn't the "right" way. It was simply the dominant way due to his warp enhanced abominations (which literally bit him in the ass with the Horus Hersey, the Daemon Princes, and Chaos Space Marines, arguably making the situation WORSE for humanity)
>>738605779>They killed all of the friendly racesWhat friendly races?
>>738601546You are just fucking wrong. The Tau do not seek to incorporate Orks into the Greater Good. They have explicit policy of shoot on sight towards Orks.And no, Kroot, nor other xenos that belong to Tau empire are not "second class citizens". They have similar living conditions to all other Tau. You won't find any actual fucking source affirming your assertions because you are spouting pure bullshit.Tau run an authoritarian caste society, sure, but it isn't a hierarchical system beyond the Etherals being the leader caste. The other Tau castes have their own roles in the society, and xenos perform in roles that fit their abilities. They aren't oppressed or shit like that any more than the regular tau are. It is fucking hysterical how desperate imperiumfags like yourself are in trying to paint the tau as somehow worse than the imperials when nothing in the actual lore supports this notion. Humans living under Tau rule objectively have a better quality of life than the imperials do.
>>738591182So this Turbotard thinks he can bust my walls, huh
>>738605825>What friendly races?They murdered literally every alien race on sight during the Great Crusades. They even butchered human races that had genetically strayed too far from what the Emperor's vision for humanity was. Then after the Hersey, Humanity continued to genocide most alien races on sight. You quite literally cannot build allies when you do this shit. Literally no one will trust you.
>>738606112Seems good enough to me, I'm a human supremacist.
>>738605945If the Tau are so great, then why do Tau females prefer to mate with human men?
>>738598638>if burdened with what the imperium has to deal with the Tau would either get wiped out trying to maintain their ways, or change into something more dystopian like the Imperium.Not anymoreAnd Imperium kind of made most of it's burdens on their own
>>738606308>Seems good enough to me, I'm a human supremacist.Retardbro, the galaxy would've been better off with the Interex in charge instead of the Imperium.In the 30,000th century, they had superior tech to the Imperium, countermeasures to protect against chaos, and they were ALLIED with alien races. Do you know what happened to them? The Imperium met them and genocided them with their superior numbers and firepower. This is only one NAMED human race we know of that the Imperium wiped out. The Imperium shut off all other paths towards victory aside from genocide and conquest because they were to blinded by the Emperor's fantacism, pride, and hatred of aliens to think clearly.
>>738606308>Seems good enough to me,Okay into your 20 hours work shift you go.
>>738605779>because no one trusts humanity after they've spent thousands of years killing aliens on sightThe reason Big E went full gas the aliens, species war now is because during Old Night, humanity's various venos allies mostly stabbed them in the back. And also because you had shit like the Rangda, the Slaugth and the Hrud around.
>>738606648>In the 30,000th centurySlopus Slopesy is retarded fanfiction for quinaries
>>738605945I just said that. Orks are not part of the greater good, they do not want to wipe out all life till everything is under the greater good or dead, that is not what the Tau are about. They do not want to overthrow the imperium only to replace it. This is why their policy on things like orks, necrons and tyrannids is fucking stupid>they can live, just not hereNah m8. There will be no peace so long as they are allowed to continue to exist. Ironically, its the Tau that are stuck in the corner being allowed to exist. Since they dont have warp travel they could not even dream of controlling a larger empire without anothe race starting shit and the Tau showing up well after a foothold is established.And yes, those under the Tau are oppressed, just not in the way the Imperium is. If you are not conforming or have divergent beliefs you get black bagged, you can cope and say "they dont mind wipe and control dissidents" because you like to choose what is canon all you like but that shit is canon. Everyone has to wear their appointed clothes, do their appointed tasks and not step out of line, that is how they preserve peace. Kroot are not allowed to live on T'au because "they have a tendancy to breed a lot, and they could replace us" and the Aun'Va can only be a Tau. So noone else is allowed to lead the Tau empire and all the races within it, but the Tau. Funny that isnt it. They want all these alien races under the greater good, but they decide what the greater good as dictated by their own race. They exist in 40k, and people like you seek to make Tau more boring than they are just to reason that they are good guys. Theyre not. Theyre naive optimists at the corner of a war they would be crushed by if left on their own to face it.I dont care about imperium, ork supremacy.
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