You're not actually wondering why Mario doesn't have sex with Peach. You just want to post off-topic porn without your thread being deleted.

>>738581340
Cuz she bakes the bombest ass cakes ever retard

>>738581340
He gets money

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>>738581394
> You just want to post off-topic porn without your thread being deleted
Seriously though why is like 75% of the catalog grown men (if they can even be called that) wanting to do this all the time?

do you think Peach is into fat guys, with how many cakes she's made for Mario?

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>>738582289
Why were these posts deleted??????????

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>>738581340
>>738581465
Sometimes, you gotta check yourself first.

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what's the point of interacting with any woman if she won't have sex with you

>>738583946
I get along with my mother pretty well.

>>738583128
ai slop

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>>738581340
she'll probably have sex with you anyway even if it's not a 'reward'

>>738584969
kek
Mario is zoinked at how bad it is

>>738581340
Saving women isn't about the pussy. It's not about being decent.
It's about power fantasy. Imagine saving a woman and then walking away like you're too cool for her. That's the shit 12 year olds fantasize about and the shit you thought was cool when you were 12 is still cool.

>>738583946
This faggot didn't marry Miku, I DID

Political stability of a kingdom?

>>738581394
The fact that the janjans don't delete these threads on sight and perma ban the OPs shows you that it's janjans making the threads.

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mmmwahh, Peachy...

>>738583128
cuck faggot erping with himself

>>738585615
That's a big one

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>>738583128
They dropped truclear nuth pills and mod-kun hated it

There's not one. Mario is a simp.

>>738581712
Life imitates art.

>>738586263
Wish more anons were like this. I think most of them disappeared because they weren't terminally online and had real lives.

>>738586263
Holy shit. ERPchads are like this..? I kneel (to suck your cock)

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>>738581340
You’re not supposed to do it for the benefits

>>738585615
zamn...

introvert /v/irgins get to safety