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[Report] Nintendo to start making GOOD games now.

https://www.gamesradar.com/games/nintendo-boss-reportedly-wants-to-make-up-for-switch-2-price-increase-with-a-stronger-line-up-of-games/
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Cool. I'm sure they're firing up the Mario 64 remake and Yoshi's Crafted World Switch 2 Edition as we speak!
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we haven't had those in 20 years, surely this time it will be different
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So they admit all their games so far were shit?
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I ain't buying an underpower console to play manchild cuck games.
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...that'll be remakes of old n64 games
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>>738595053
holy shit the mario 64 remake just leaked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWZxH2qSWu0
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>>738594824
A stronger lineup than nothing isn't an impressive feat.
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It's opposite, they're increasing the price of the system because there is no games. You milk the loyal retarded consumers. That's why cable prices were over priced 20 years ago when they lost business to streaming services.
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>>738597910
What other N64 games can they remake that they haven't already remade, aside from sm64, Mario kart 64, the mario party games and smash the only ganes people talk about were made by rare bike 007 DKR Banjo and DK64.
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>admitting they were throwing out slop before
wow
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>>738598115
>You milk the loyal retarded consumers
the loyal customers already bought a s2 ...
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What a shit ass nothing thread.
"Nintendo says that price increase will be matched by increased value for customers"
No fucking shit. What did you expect, that Nintendo would say "we're increasing the price but we'll make less games"? Of course they'll say something to lessen the blow. Are you brain damaged? A little ill?
Fuck I hate "game journalism" and the people who repost it
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>>738594824
Good for them.
I got my switch 2 at super sale for 300$.

And Donkey Kong Bananza and Cyberpunk i got for free. So i have not bought any games for the switch 2 with my money and nor will i do in the future because i get their shit for free.
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>>738594824
>Make the greatest DK game of all time
>Every single other game suffers in quality
Talk about a real Monkey's Paw wish.
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did they not want strong games when it fucking launched
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This is not how I expected Nintendo to be humbled again after the Switch, but it's a start.
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>>738598717
they unironically re-released the fucking virtual boy, they were at peak hubris. frankly I'm surprised it took this much fucking around for them to find out
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>tendies absolutely booty blasted that the CEOsnoy promises good games in the future after a year of Mitendo slop
lmao
Culties getting humbled
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*a stronger line-up of games costing anywhere between $60 to $80 with no discounts
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>>738594824
>it's 2040
>the switch 5 is $1850
>you get 1 game a year, $150/$200 options respectively, $100/season battlepass
>online play is $50/month
and there will STILL be people defending them
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>>738594824
I remember when everyone kept talking about mario's nipples in this image.
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>>738594824
So they weren't already trying to begin with? That actually explains a lot.
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>>738594824
nigger Switch 2 already has plenty of good games
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>>738594824
Cool. Now cut this shit out, stop treating me like second-class and let me have my Japanese otaku games again and I'll forgive them.
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Open up those wallets tendies.
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>>738594824
These are the only benefits the Nintendo Switch Online expansion pack has
>Octo expansion for Splatoon 2
>Happy Home Paradise for animal crossing
>Mario Kart 8 DLC
>Gamecube, N64, gba and Genesis games
Here are the things they skipped including since it's 2021 release
>All the old Breath of thr Wild paid content
>Pokelon Za DLC
>All the switch paid performance updates
>Mario Wonder DLC
>Kirby the forgotten land DLC
>Side Order from Splatoon 3
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>>738599186
May we see them?
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>>738598927
Mostly because the PS8 will be $10 000 by then and have 1 game for its entire life cycle
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>>738599237
Yeah they're listed on the estore
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>>738599186
Yeah of course!
It has Donkey Kong Bananza!
It has... uh... hold on.. what about... no... uuhhhh.
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>>738599016
No wonder the sony cultists are so angry
even when nintendo isn't trying they still mog the shit out of sony
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>>738594824
damn, so they haven't even started making them yet?
grim
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>>738599308
I appreciate the concession. I know it must have been hard for you.
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>>738594824
They have been sitting on games trying to sell the smaller franchises but that ends now.
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>>738594824
So... 3 years from now? Because that's the lower end of dev times nowadays.
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>>738598581
>What a shit ass nothing thread.
>"Nintendo says that price increase will be matched by increased value for customers"
>No fucking shit. What did you expect, that Nintendo would say "we're increasing the price but we'll make less games"? Of course they'll say something to lessen the blow. Are you brain damaged? A little ill?
>Fuck I hate "game journalism" and the people who repost it
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>>738599462
Are you still going to hold onto that cope if next month they either have no direct or it sucks?
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>>738599462
I can't wait for the usual retards to go back to spamming "WAHHHHH WHY IS THERE A NEW MARIO AND ZELDA GAME!? WHY AREN'T NINTENDO MAKING GAMES FOR THE SMALLER FRANCHISES?!?"
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How is having games still an undiscovered innovation in 2026.
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>>738599543
>it was real in my mind
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>>738594824
maybe they could do some more pokemon remakes/remasters to make it more worthwhile
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>>738599543
>WHY AREN'T NINTENDO MAKING GAMES FOR THE SMALLER FRANCHISES?!? (in addition to Mario and Zelda, not instead of)
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>>738594824
>[Report]
Is this [good news] or [bad]
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>>738599607
>snoys seethes because people have a working memory
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>>738594824
>lust provoking image
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>>738594824
so the fucking thing will be worth owning in 3 years when those games come out?
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>>738599016
There's a reason they were dragging their feet with 3D mario, smash and AC, hell, pretty sure it was leaked pokemon gen 10 was meant to come out this year.
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>>738598115
>Snoy projection
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>>738599782
Tendies are having a real bad time that the CEOsnoy said what he said :/
You'll survive
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>>738596153
but enough about the PS5 anon, your newest exclusive Saros literally had a cuckold ending
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nintendo:
>we're raising the price of the console, so we have to make the games even better to make up for the increased price!
Sony:
>we're raising the price of the console a 5th time, buy our GAAS slop you cattle, also we're raising the price of PSN again, no we won't fix the security issues
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>even basedtendo admits their games are shit

lel
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>>738594824
Damn. They've been sitting on a horde of quality products in case of emergency, I guess.
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>>738599515
They NEED a direct, they only have 2 undated games in the pipeline that we know of, 3 if you count pokemon, and one of them is a third party
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Oh ok so what games are they making
>another mario game
>another mario kart game
>another donkey kong game
>another zelda game
>another luigi mansion game
Oh...
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you know what will make them even more game sales? having some games go on fucking sale and not just luigi’s mansion 3 going for $30
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>>738599915
>snoy is still mindbroken and trying to make calling everything ___snoy stick
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>>738594824
Damn only took them 6 years
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>>738600000
quads of fucking truth
And customersnoys too considering the shit sales lmao
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>>738599723
Just put the older games on the eshop, literally free money, FRLG sold 4 million copies
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>>738594824
>We're sorry we're making you pay more for our console. To make up for it, we're giving you the privilege to give us even more money.
lmao
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>>738600037
>the defenders of gamecubesnoys all of a sudden regretting their actions
You'll survive
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>>738600008
They always do this shit
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>>738600000
Not quads, but *quints* of truth
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>>738600027
Smash, AC, metroid 6 and splatoon 4
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>>738600121
>baldy is going completely schizo
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>>738594824
That's nice, but as long as nso is still a fundamental source of their income and part of their business model, I'm not getting a switch 2. Only cultists and shareholder cretins take issue with S2 holdouts
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>>738600000
>We increased the price of games because they're premium experiences
>Sorry about the price increase on the console. We'll start making good games to make up for it.
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>>738594824
So they're admitting the new star fox is shit?
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>>738600000
>>738600000
>>738600000
>>738600000
>>738600000
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>>738598307
OOT by the looks of it. It's been rumored all year.
They also should have probably done Paper Mario 64 before TYD.
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>>738600212
fucking baldsnoys are also involved in this? It's a conspiracy I tells ya
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>>738600000
QUINTUPLE OF TRUTH
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>>738598581
They're admitting that the current lineup of games so far has sucked which is new. Learn to read subtext, nigger.
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>>738600000
include me in the screencap
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>>738594824
Who asked lol?
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>>738600414
Tendiesnoys are having a rough few days. Between this, the lackluster sales figures and the quints of truth, they're having a hard time reading through the tears.
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>>738600000
I hate you.
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>>738600000
trvke, i think mario tennis being received poorly made them rethink some things
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>>738600000
lol
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>>738600529
You just KNOW those yellow suits were seething that gaijin aren't respecting the value
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>>738598581
journos are often paid by sony to prop up any scrap of bad news about the other platforms and make mountains out of molehills while burying anything bad about sony
Its why you have shit like the palworld case being spamming 24/7 for months, yet sony trying to get the supreme court to allow them to shut off people's internet was barely covered anywhere
The sony cultists here are extra retarded as they see "we raised the price but we will make even better games to make up for it" as nintendo 'admitting their games are bad' while cheering for PS5 having more price increases than it does games at this point
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>>738600529
>>738600573
the game should be at most 30 dollars
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>>738600651
Now try that again without the tears.
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>acbald is frantically samefagging his cope post
>his falseflagging trip is on to join in
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>>738594824
>"stronger" line-up of games
He didn't say that. I love games journalism.
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>>738600678
You'll survive, snoy
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>>738600724
>it's real in my mind
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>>738600000
OHNONONO TENDIEBROS???
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There is too much falseflaging schizo posts in this threads to be real. I refuse to believe it.
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>>738600724
>schizo thinks we all know who this notorious shitposter is
anon, just point out the person you're referring to
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>>738601081
The entire sony cultist discord is out in force to try pretend journo lies are real again, what do you expect?
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As long as they can release Duskblood, OoT remake, new FE, and one more big title within 2026, I will be satisfied
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>>738594824
Only now?
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I already have my Nintendo Switch 2, and I am waiting for the 3D Mario standalone Direct.
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alright i hate nintendo but whats with the chatgpt punchline ai text?
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>>738601253
Nintendo really thought they could keep releasing indie-tier games and charge a premium of $70 for them.
It's why the CEOsnoy went transformed from Dom Matrick's "fuck you, you'll buy it anyway" to Iwata's "please understand" in only a few months.
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>>738594824
It's about time
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>>738600000
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>>738601392
Now try again without the tears.
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738594824
>snoy seethe thread
>followed by samefagging
-3million karma to ziony
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>>738601612
Sorry for the tears, I was channeling the CEOsnoy in my post.
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>>738601638
uh oh, tendie having a melty
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>>738601638
please understand
PS5 is completely cratering in sales around the world, and this was before the latest price increase went into effect
pretending AI slop articles from "journos" are real is all the snoys have left
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If they go absolutely all out on the Ocarina remake they could have something that seriously impresses and attracts people to their new console. That's the biggest thing they have in their pocket.
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>>738594824
Wooo! You know what that means!
>Ocarina of Time remake
>Wind Waker HD Wii U port for Switch 2!
>Pikmin: Olimar's Trilogy (Pikmin 1-3 collection)
>Super Mario Sunshine for GameCube NSO!
Woo boy. I can't wait for more remakes, remasters, "reimaginings", ports and mediocre (at best) new entries to existing IPs again. THAT is what I hope we get again.
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>>738594824
MAMA MIA OH NOOO
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>>738594824
So we're going to get an actual good Starfox game?
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>>738602247
Yeah, next month.
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>>738594824
Keep playing Marathon and Mixtape instead
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>>738600414
No, they don't, nigger.
They say they will match the price hike with increased games output.to convince people to buy it.
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>>738600000
>>even basedtendo admits their games are shit
>lel
ERIC STOP
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>>738594824
Okay, sounds great. So, what do they got?
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>tendies are THIS mad that their friends are going to start making good games instead of continuing to release a slew of shovelware
But why? I don't get it.
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i gotted my switch 2 before the price increase
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>>738594824
That Mario Tennis game fucking broke them bros
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>>738602495
>snoy projects his creepy parasocial relationship with a multinational corporation
>and projects his seething about nintendo mogging sony
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>>738594824
>We have been making fucking dogshit games for 30 years ON PURPOSE
Based
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>>738602375
why does this sonic fag think he has any room to talk?
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>>738602675
its just a snoy latching onto something, he has to ignore the fact that shitnic has gotten raped by mario for 30 years though
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they can't just say that and then not have a direct to prove it
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>>738600000
holy shit
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>>738602968
I think the more grim interpretation is that he said it BECAUSE they won't have a direct anytime soon to prove it.
Let's see how next month pans out.
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>>738594824
This is what's actually written in the article you posted, Snoy.
>In a recent investor's call, Furukawa reportedly said the company "will prepare a robust software line-up to enhance the Switch 2 ownership value" to overcome the increased price
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>>738603071
WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE IT A GOOD VALUE ON LAUNCH YOU DUMB FAGGOT
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>>738594824
Tendies told me they already have a stronk independent lineup who don't need no ports...
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>>738603071
How come tendies take corporate speak at face value 100% of the time?
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>>738603071
Snoys are retarded liars, they STILL tried to prop up that bloomberg fag who was flat out lying about switch 2 production even after nintendo flat out stated the retard was talking out of his ass
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>>738603130
They did.
Now they will release even more games to convince people it's worth buying even at an increased price.
That's what he said, dumb faggot.
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>>738603275
>They did.
The attach rate of the games begs to differ :/
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>nintendo thread
>half of it is the usual crowd having a meltie over sony
What causes this type of mental illness?
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>>738603195
>he says as snoys tried to take the "the 30 day rental of Ps5 games was a bug" at face value
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>>738603195
>Quoting what was said directly? That's corpo speak. Let me lie because a toy company makes my ass bleed. That's the truth!
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>>738603275
if it was a good value on launch they wouldn't be reporting that they're making it a good value you fucking moron, holy shit.
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>>738598307
Kirby 64, Animal Crossing, Smash Bros,
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>>738600000
don't care. i boughted the switch 2 console and mario sport game
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>>738603329
It doesn't. What Nintendo reports is only a fraction of games bought on Switch 2.
They really should've went with Snoy's sleezy strategy and combined Switch and Switch 2 software sales. Then you wouldn't be able to concern troll
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>>738600000
Tendies won't recover from this
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>>738603343
the funny thing is i dont even own a playstation. People just hate nintendo in general. It also seems to be one person because there is no way a person gets that emotionally hurt over a company like a child throwing tantrum
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>>738603483
they already report mario kart world is a best seller without mentioning it was bundled with the fucking console, how much more dishonest can you get?
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>>738594824
Still not buying a switch.
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>>738594824
The fastest selling console of all time with an amazing first year lineup and it's only gonna get better!!
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>>738603380
They didn't say that, fucking moron, holy shit.
They will increase the value to match the higher price point. It was fine at the current price point.
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>>738603548
>it's ok when Horizon does it though. never talk about it again. it doesn't count. nobody should notice. amen.
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>>738594824
>just make games
Someone call Sony, a new strategy just dropped.
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>>738603635
nobody gives a fuck about sony you fat, retarded niggers. holy shit. nintendo released a five hundred fucking dollar console with one actual videogame on it and a bunch of spinoff garbage and you think bringing up the dogshit movie company and their fucking wifi router is a viable defense
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>>738600000
>Quint
I fucking kneel, Truthspeaker. /v/ are not worthy.
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>>738594824
>we've been price gouging you, sorry
>to make it up to you we'll start doing our job
>for the same price

tendies on suicide watch
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>>738599947
It is, the PS5 is also a cuck console. And why even mention Sony, snoys really have mindraped you nigger faggots manchilds, huh.
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>trust me goy the gsmes will be good now just buy the switch 2!
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what excuse is there for no 3D Mario game for 10 years
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>>738603606
what games matched the prior price point? the hundreth tennis game? the fucking racing spinoff thats mechanically fucked compared to the prior entires because you can't just race normally? the tech demo sandbox? the THREE fucking life sim "make your own fun" games? twenty dollar DLC to access minigames that would barely pad a free update? what the fuck is gonna match the new price point, a fucking sixty dollar remake of nintendo 64 game they've already made three other fucking remakes of?
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>>738603548
t. Most literate Snoy.
It really explains how this thread exists
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>>738603886
>IT DOESN'T COUNT!
20 million people found the value proposition just fine.
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>>738598917
>tendies out of nowhere
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>>738594824
Does that mean Nintendo 1st party exclusives or does that mean they are going to become more lax on what games do and don't end up on the Switch 2? Is it actually quality that Nintendo themselves are going to put out, which would actually be very time and resource consuming since you cannot make a game in 6 months or 1 year like decades ago? Or is it "we are going to be pushing up some of our announcements and announcing some 3rd party games that will be available and better elsewhere but still available on the Switch 2 if you want"? I'm thinking it's more the latter since any game that they just start production on now won't be available until 3 years from now at minimum.
>This is Nintendo
Correct. And Nintendo is now part of the HD powerhouse video game development and R&D hellhole now and they have already said games will take longer and be more expensive to make than before.
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>>738603483
I’m directly talking about fetus game and Mario kart not having legs lmao
And none of the other exclusives having any either
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>>738603997
>fastest selling console ever
>exclusives sell worse than the switch 1 exclusives did in the same time period
Oof. Odyssey hit 10 million by this time and fetus game isn’t even at 5 lmao
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>>738603997
you'll say this shit then cover your eyes and ears when people bring up the attachment rates. plenty of morons bought the slop but they immediately dropped it because like I fucking said half the games are chopped, mario kart world fell off immediately once people realized they HAVE to do that shitty over the road stuff and nintendo patched the fucking method to just have normal 3 laps but acknowledging the intricacies of the game's mechanics themselves is something some fucking faggot looking purely at sales numbers cannot compute
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>>738604268
I disagree with you a bit. Mario kart sales died when it was no longer bundled. Turns out gaijin don’t respect Nintendo’s self inflated value at $80 games. The best part is that the company is too greedy and petty to ever drop the price permanently for it so it’ll continue selling less than a million per quarter.
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>>738600671
They should have slashed the price of aces ages ago so they could sell this for 60, but now it's too late, they can't drop the price of fever without also dropping the price of aces
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>>738602247
>they change the designs for the rumored adventure game to be closer to the galaxy movie's 2D sequence
>it sells better than the 64 demake as a result
>they interpret this as the adventure formula being more popular than the 64 formula in current year
>the series proceeds to be comprised of 3D Zelda clones going forward
You know, the usual
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>>738594824
>even nintendo themselves admit the switch 2 lineup thus far has been total garbage
wonder how tendies will spin this one
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>snoygroid pityparty thread

what's it like to know you're never going to have sales threads ever again? you can still make these pity party threads though
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>>738604965
Look at the post after yours. They’ve been having a rough few days.
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>>738604087
Pokopia seemed to have legs
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>>738605063
sorry that snoy is embracing AI...
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>>738605136
Yeah it’s fun. It was the first switch 2 game I game since fetus tech demo.
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>>738594824
Trust us bro nintendogs 2 is gonna be worth the wait
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>>738594824
the console has been out for almost an entire year and they're just now realizing they should probably make some games for it? have the nintendies finally stopped blindly supporting every single release on the console as the next coming of gaming jesus or something?
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>>738605394
Considering the sales numbers of the games they’re the only ones supporting those shovelware titles.
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snoys are such pitiful, miserable creatures.
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>>738604965
There is a schizo having a meltie on cooldown.
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Imagine if Sony fans didn't have Nintendo to talk about.
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>>738594824
They don't even have a single game worth buying the console for yet, only loyal nintendies have bought it
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>>738605136
It only sold because of the pokemon IP. The game itself is trash
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Should I buy a switch 2? I haven’t owned a Nintendo console since n64. First person to reply will decide.
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>>738605898
No
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>>738594824
The "stronger" line-up in question:
>Mario
>Mario
>12 years old kids game
>Mario
>Pokemon
>Toddlers game
>Banana game
>Mario

looool
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>>738600000
blessed post
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>>738606030
haha yeah man

that's so much worse than a game about an indian cuck
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>>738594824
BING BING WAHOO 2?!
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>>738600000
that's not what they said retard they said they're making better and better games which is true because every new mario, zelda, pokemon game is better than the last and sells more than the last version. eat a BBC snoygger
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>>738605987
Kek
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>>738602968
Are we ever going to get a real Direct at all ever again?
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>>738600000
UHHHHH TENDIE SHITCH POO FAMITSU XISTERS??? ERIC JUST BTFO’D US

OUR RESPONSES?????
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>>738597967
BotW fans will see this and call it their favorite Mario game ever
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>>738594948
>Shake the Joy-Con to doubt faster.
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>>738600000
LOS NUMEROS
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>>738606030
>five 15/10 games + variety
yup that's a clear victory there. Sorry you only like movies.
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>>738600000
AAAAIIIEEEEEEE EMERGENCY MEETING EMERGENCY MEETING

WE NEED A FAMITSU THREAD RIGHT NOW TO FALL BACK ON. ERIC IS TOO POWERFUL
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If Nintendo games are evergreen and remain good, then why do they need constant remakes? If you ask someone who's excited for the Star Fox 64 remake to play the original, they'll vomit blood in sheer anger. If you ask a BOTW fan to play the original OOT, they'll lose their minds and stab their eyes out.

am I missing the definition of evergreen?
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>>738607914
Evergreen to a tendie is when the game keeps selling and making their friends money.
Star Fox and OOT are not longer being sold and thus cannot make their friends any money, hence the hatred for them.
Give it a few years (or months considering how much the Switch 1 attach rate blows the Switch 2 attach rate out the fucking water) and some of these cultists will unironically start calling people Switchsnoys once the Switch 1 is discontinued.
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>>738600000
I see your quints.
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>>738594824
>the games you already enjoyed were bad
>the Good games are coming now
Nintendo chads, we are winning so fucking hard right now.
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>>738600000
witnessed
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>>738600000
HOLY BASED QUINTS OF TRUTH
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>>738600000
oh my
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>>738600000
put me in the screencap
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>>738598619
>Not Donkey's paw
You lazy spic.
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>enters hourly anti-nintendo thread
>majority of the thread are suspects samefagging
Why do they keep doing this to themselves? What's their endgame?
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>>738594824
don't care until they make an actual good animal crossing unlike new horizons
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>>738595053
I'd unironically be hyped for this. The DS remake had some legitimately good ideas what with the additional characters and added content even if the implementation was awkward. Pic related is also one of the most criminally underrated soulful locations in Mario.
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>>738600000
oh no no no no
tendie culties got lost and raped
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>>738598619
>>Make the greatest DK game of all time
But Rare made Diddy's Kong Quest, not Nintendo.
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>>738598717
I'm honestly shocked that Nintendo got enough blowback on $70-80 games for them to lay off the gas. go figure that the fucking Pokemon game is the one exception
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>>738610186
>enters the anti-nintendo thread to run damage control
>screeches about the multitude of boogeyman xhe made up
>reddit filename
>all for a measly 2 rupees per post
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Let's raise prices during a global recession woooo MAGA USA USA USA
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>>738600000
>the quints of truth back up the CEO
this is just immaculate oh my ggod
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>>738602495
any word spoken against sloptendo is a great insult to the tendie cultie
they are a lost cause
>inb4 boogeyman
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>>738594824
Ok but why would they use a picture of shirtless Mario for this news????
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Don't siege Leningrad take it immediately
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>>738603343
the "half" that you speak of is just a couple of faggot corporate bootlickers who want everyone else to be a submissive little kikeslave bitch to nintendo even if you don't like their games or their business decisions
it's simply obnoxious and that alone has made the other sane posters actually hate nintendo for good
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>Nintendo promises MORE games
>"TENDIES LOST AND GOT RAPED!!!"
How is this an own exactly?
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>>738600000
They haven't made a Nintendo level experience since botw
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>>738610706
this
really hoping they raise prices even more and alienate potential buyers further
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>>738600000
OH NO NO NO
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>>738602495
>>738610992
Because it essentially means that tendies are getting rescued by their worst enemies. Turns out that had it not been for the negative publicity from all those "NDS grifters" and "third worlder snoys", Nintendo wouldn't feel any pressure to make the Switch 2 a worthy purchase for all the loyal tendies that went out and bought it only to be left high and dry.
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>>738611050
Im ready for the second crash desu
120 dollars + tax + tip for smbwplbp is a joke
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>>738600000
Tendies hate the blessed quints GETer
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>>738611039
botw and mario odyssey were the last good nintendo games
splatoon 2 was ok, but they ruined it by shitting out splatoon 3 so soon instead of waiting for switch 2's launch
totk is the same story
switch 2's launch would've been 100x times better if it was totk plus splatoon 3
instead of cripple crawl and paid tutorial
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>>738602495
they're furious because the hardware sales update for Switch 2 is being overshadowed by the price hike announcement (including the Japan language-locked version being hiked sooner and now costing more than the language-locked PS5 model), updated sales figures revealing a noticeably worse attach rate than Switch 1 and a shocking amount of games that either sold like crap from the get-go or lost momentum almost immediately, and the CEO admitting the lineup isn't that great yet for the system.
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>>738600651
The Palworld case gets 'spammed' about as much as SKG threads, and they are both rooted in the same desire: Seeing bullshit in the games industry fail. Patentmon fags are just the same as the game killing shills from India.
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>>738610663
>saros
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>>738611203
>TotK should've been held off for the Switch 2's launch
Absolutely not. People would've been far more vicious to it for taking 8 years for a massive BotW asset flip and as a launch title for a new system than they would've been for it as a sequel on Switch.
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>>738611089
but it has nothing to do with the vocal minority of internet retards bitching about the switch 2. It literally states it's because of the price increase, your little gay boycott couldn't stop the switch 2 from becoming the fastest selling console ever and selling almost 20M in less than a year lol
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>>738611595
ok then, totk should've been a dlc and they should've made an entirely new map for the next zelda
they fumbled with games really badly after botw, mario odyssey and splatoon 2
they need to realize that dlcs can be a good substitute until they have an actual big title ready for release
the way they abandoned splatoon 2 to make a new splatoon game while acnh was still half baked was such a weird decision
mario odyssey also not receiving any dlc despite it being so much fun and having potential was a bummer
nintendo's strategy is wasting their resources on smaller titles like mario wonder and echoes of wisdom that barely have the same energy as big titles instead of giving already well established games more content
they should use dlcs as cover for developing big titles
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>>738611945
But it did stop $70 from being the be-all standard for game prices less than a year in lmao
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>>738611945
I never said anything about boycotts, little guy. Nintendo's ever-growing bad publicity makes it harder for them and their zealot fanbase to justify the price increase and the CEO even admits that the current lineup of games needs to be improved as to make getting the damn thing worth a shit.
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>>738612156
It still has nothing to do with NDS grifters and snoys. The digital price went down because tendies, who apparently "buy everything" with a nintendo label, didn't want to pay $70 for games like mario tennis and hyrule warriors
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>>738612369
>Nintendo's ever-growing bad publicity
Again, vocal minority
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>>738604847
>Starfox becomes the new Zelda, while Zelda remains open world garry's mod
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>How can we justify a huge increase in price?
>Ah, lets tell the cult they can pay us even MORE money if they don't make a fuss about this
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Everyone says they want better games but what they really want is 2017, the year of miracle
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>>738612013
>nintendo's strategy is wasting their resources on smaller titles like mario wonder and echoes of wisdom that barely have the same energy as big titles instead of giving already well established games more content
Respectfully, you're wrong. The issue at hand is that they take way too long to make in-house games, usually because they focus on having an open world and/or some needlessly elaborate technical/physics gimmick that require years of polish on their own. They really need to scale down their ambitions for their inhouse games (not to the point of just being an NSMB slop factory again, just turn the ambition down a notch or two), it's already surely gotta hard for them to acclimate to their first full generation-level leap in power in almost 15 years.
>>738612565
"Tendies" specifically refers to the "buy everything (or at least pretend you buy everything)" diehard crowd, not their general customers. They're the types who've defended the game prices up until now as le heckin based poorfag filterinos and screech about boogeymen like erin and dean and animal crossing fag.
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>>738612565
Lmao
Tendies were the one who bought those games. The rest of us didn’t until Pokopia. That means from July to fucking February/March there was nothing on the system worth getting while you cultists pretended otherwise. Seeing you faggots eat absolute shit like this in the form of the software sales figures, change in software pricing, and the fucking CEO doing his version of “please understand” back to back is immensely satisfying.
It’s okay tendie, you’ll survive.
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>>738612369
>Nintendo's ever-growing bad publicity
Hi deen.
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>>738600000
witnessed
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>>738613092
>"It’s okay tendie, you’ll survive."
>he says that while he's having a melty
kek okay
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I miss the nintendo of the 2000s. Wario Land, Paper Mario TTYD, Twilight Princess and Majora's Mask, it was fucking kino. They made so much weird.

It's really heartbreaking to boot up a modern nintendo game and see the same black transparent UIs and fonts used everywhere else. I don't know where this trend came from, but it makes everything look samey
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>>738613534
Rough few days for the cult bud. It’ll get better.
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>>738613743
Sure buddy. I'll continue enjoying my switch 2 while you pretend nintendo is "panicking" behind the scenes or whatever for the next 7 or 8 years lol
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>the cope tendies are going with are not to believe their own lying snoy eyes
Well they had to settle on one sooner or later.
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>non-cultist fans admit it
>dropping shareholders admit it
>Nintendo themselves admit it
>now even the digits of fate admit it

And they'll still sooner blow their money on bogus copyright lawsuits than actually developing games.
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>>738599190
>playing porn games on a children's console
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>>738594824
They really need a 3D Mario game.
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>>738594824
I'm tired, boss
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>>738615716
porn is when the anime girl
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>>738594824
reminder the SW2 already has more exclusives than the PS5
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Why do they even care about making quality. They could release a box of feces labeled "zelda" and it would still somehow sell the same as previous titles and would still somehow have a billion manchildren defending it like their life depended on it
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>>738616410
What good are they when people aren't buying most of them?
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>>738616746
but enough about the PS5
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>>738616884
Actually the PS5 sold more than most of those exclusives lmao
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>>738594824
> nintendies in shambles
kek
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>>738616931
>uses console sales instead of games because the PS5 doesn't have any
You sure showed him
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>>738617287
That's literally what tendies are doing now though
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>>738617287
More people wanted to get a no-games snoystation at $600 than Switch 2 owners wanted to spend $80 on Mario Kart.
That's humbling if you weren't too fanatical to realize it.
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>>738594824
maybe they should have thought about that before they launched a console with fucking mario kart and kirby air ride.
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>>738612013
>"they fumbled with games really badly after botw, mario odyssey and splatoon 2"
Pretty much, every year after 2017 had only one or two good new games while the rest was pretty much shovelware, low budget spinoffs, ports, remakes, remasters, rereleases and pokeslop
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>>738594824
Nintendo has released 78 games since 2020.
Of those, only 4 are original IP.
FOUR of the SEVENTY-EIGHT games they've released in the past SIX years haven't been complete remake-sequel-IP-humping-bing-bing-wahoo lazy crashgrabs.
95% of their catalog this decade has been nostalgia-baiting trash, and you disphits are eating it up.

Whelp, let's look at the 4 original games to see if I'm missing something that completely shuts down my point:
>Good Job!
Chore simulator where the player does basic bitch janitor and gofer work in a nondescript office... not off to a great start, tendies.
>Jump Rope Challenge
this isn't a console game, this is a mobile game given to fat hispanic kids by their tired parents on a grocery store errand to keep them occupied between tamales
>Game Builder Garage
I guess I have to make my own game if I want something new, just fucking great.
>Triangle Strategy
Another half-hearted attempt by Squenix to capture that FFT magic, probably because the 14th re-release of FFT didn't quite sell as well as expected.

New, better games NOW? What's the fucking game plan here? They've pissed away future opportunities, kids don't give a fuck about grandpa's plumber and monkey games. Pokemon is more of a fashion brand than anything and Nintendo barely even owns that shit.

The S.S. Good Games Soon ship sailed 20+ years ago.
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>>738617859
>"The S.S. Good Games Soon ship sailed 20+ years ago"
Start of the Wii era, checks out
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https://youtube.com/shorts/6XqdA7WDneI?is=tdrZuI3Tr7a4V7M8

Here is the New zelda leak
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>>738617859
Nigga, kids and families flocked to see the Mario movies
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lets release *a* switch 2 game first, nintendo, and maybe go from there?
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>>738605829
That's not how it usually works, non-mainline Pokemon games sell like trash most of the time. For it to be selling well, there's a chance it might just be a good game.
Shocking. Horrifying!
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Damn son.
Can't believe Nintendo fucked up Prime 4, especially after Bread was so good.
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>738600000
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>738600000
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>738600000
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>>738611327
>snoy can't read and starts seething
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this thread has become one big humiliation ritual for tendies
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>>738594824
Cool, call me when they actually do that and aren't just saying that to placate investors.
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>>738619389
I want you to have a seizure.
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>>738600000
WOWIE ZOWIE
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said the exact same thing about the Wii U btw, only that it would target "core gamers" (even bigger lie)
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>all the samefagging
Pretty grim that the biggest "win" sony has gotten in years is one of their cultists getting a random number on their post
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>>738620002
>even shitendo is making fun of your taste

you’re mad chris chan jr
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>>738594824
>Nintendo's idea of a stronger line-up: Even more remakes and remasters
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>>738612013
>the way they abandoned splatoon 2 to make a new splatoon game while acnh was still half baked was such a weird decision
They shouldn't have made Animal Crossing at all and just gone all in on Splatoon.
Though I am sure Animal Crossing fans disagree. Or maybe not. I hear New Horizons wasn't all they wanted it to be.
At least Pokopia is real sweet. Even if the Builders games (like Pokopia) were always distinct from Animal Crossing.
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>>738620620
But snoys worship chris chan
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>>738620302
Playstation is completely fucked so all snoys can do is make up wins (like being the last person to post before the thread dies) to "own" le tendies
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>>738620095
yeah can't wait for mk world deluxe and pokopia definitive edition on the next nintendo console
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>console warring in 2026
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>>738621139
and that's a good thing.
console wars spur competition
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>tendie mindbroken by quints
lmao
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>>738621139
sony cultists still think its 2003 and sony is still openly competing with the big boys
meanwhile in the real world sony is only fighting with microsoft for last place
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The new kirby air ride game looked kinda fun, but outside of that and DK, I can't think of a single new release they've shown that even looks interesting. I doubt that this statement will mean anything, but for their sake I hope they're considering making video games for their video game console at some point.
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>>738618237
>Mario movies
One, not games.
Two, barely any kids' movies get released in theaters, options are limited AND most of those movies in the past 5 years are existing IP (a significant portion of those with direct ties to parents' nostalgia).
Three, tell your mother I wish her a happy Mother's Day.

Nintendo is that barfly mumbling about his high school games and war stories from a time before your dad had pubes. He's a familiar fixture, so he rarely pays for his own drinks, but the only people who talk to him are too polite or naive to ignore him.
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>>738622002
holy cope
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>people clearly aren’t interested in nintendo’s shovelware
>this causes the greediest gaming company to change their pricing and their CEO to promise they’ll release good games
>this is seen as a bad thing by fanatical corporate worshippers
Again, why? It makes no fucking sense.
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>>738618839
>5 isreal coins will be deposited into your account
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>>738622232
>snoy keeps trying to defend sony spending a BILLION US DOLLARS in court to try get the ability to just shut off people's internet access
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>>738622002
Mario movies do better than the average kid's movies though, they absolutely demolished Sonic, Goat and Hoppers
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>>738622207
>greediest company
but sony is still releasing nothing and just raising prices over and over and over
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>>738622334
>10 israel coins will be deposited into your account
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>>738622207
Oh, they PROMISED? A company promised something and totally isn't just buttering up their shareholders who are scrambling now that stocks plummeted immediately following the announcement of a system price hike? Totally not at ALL related, right? "Fanatical brand worshippers," lmao, you really think these companies are your friends.
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>>738622085
>holy cope
anon, are you just looking around the board and saying phrases you see?
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>>738622361
>movie sales figures
and what does that have to do with good games?
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>>738622392
concession accepted, ziony shill
Thank God that the supreme court shut sony's evil down
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>>738622418
>h-how dare you call my coping a cope! let me move the goalposts to try pretend the mario movie dominating everything around it isn't a big deal!
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>>738621885
>meanwhile in the real world sony is only fighting with microsoft for last place
That's not even the case anymore, kek. Sony realized they fucked up with their IPs and game output that they're shifting back to having first-party AA games from old IPs and new IPs while releasing only one AAA game a year and even that is shifting towards gameplay-focused and less realistic but that will be a slow roll out given how long big games take vs small games. Sony is also getting cozy with third-parties again, the best Sony can do now is third-party console exclusivity, those games are releasing for PC, regardless. The PS6 handheld is Sony's answer to getting back into the game and shifting away from the model they went with starting with the PS3. Xbox is dead because unlike Nintendo, Valve, or Sony, they simply do not understand the fundamentals of video games. Gonna be funny watching Xbox fully start to erode when the Helix device portfolio releases.
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I feel like the real losers of the price hike are the ones scrambling to buy a switch 2 now after hearing about it. If they waited this long they probably weren't going to get one for a couple of years anyway. Probably could just wait longer and get it after 4 or 5 years when they actually have good games to play
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>>738622616
>sony is going to turn around and win in my head!
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>>738622412
I'm not even sure what you're seething about. You anger made you misread something clearly lmao
Re-read my post.

>>738622389
I didn't mention sony once in my post. Is that the only argument you cretins have? Poor attempts at deflection?
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>>738622658
whats to scramble about
nintendo announced the $50 price increase will happen months from now
its not like sony giving people a week before they raise the price by $100-$150 again
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>>738599263
>1 game for its entire life cycle
It's gonna be a Halo Remaster.
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>>738622731
>i didn't mention sony!
">this causes the greediest gaming company"
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>>738599190
i can't believe we're still stuck in this late 90s early 00s 'stupid puritan muricans cant handle jap culture' mindset
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>>738600000
Word filters are a disease.
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>>738622765
true, though there's already a lot of photos of dumbasses in japan making huge lines to buy up the switch 2s right now
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>>738622207
Of course it doesn't make sense because you made it up
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>>738622689
Not win, they can't do that anymore, they have to simply build a fortress to survive, only Xbox is being left out to rot and die. Going to be fun. Nintendo will have a niche, Valve will have a niche, Sony will have a niche, Microsoft will have nothing and Xbox will finally die.
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>>738622869
Muricans ARE physically incapable of handling any foreign cultures.
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I have 3 young sons and we all think Mario games and the Switch are neat.
I'm sorry it doesn't appeal to the age 16 to 32 NEET 4chan demographic.
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>>738622606
>let me move the goalposts
i never tried to move the goal posts, i pointed to where they always were, then you kicked the ball over the side fence
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>>738594824
>Stronger: Comparative form of strong.
>they think what they have now qualifies as "strong"
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>>738594824
I haven't bought a Nintendo console since the Wii. I used to be a huge Nintendo fan, but I don't care anymore. Nintendo will never again be what they were back in the late 80s/90s.
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>>738622869
There's a reason puritan culture is dying here in the US. We're getting sick and tired of their mentally ill bullshit, whether they're left-leaning or right-leaning, we're sick of it. Everyone is going apolitical for a reason. There's a reason the church and academies are being dismantled and rebuilt to push this country away their warped mindset. Every time something is becoming popular here, this small subset of left-wing/right-wing rejects try to crash the party.
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>>738623083
>i've dragged 3 innocent people into my juvenile console war crusades so far
those poor fucking kids...
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>>738623037
Which parts didn't happen lol
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>>738622520
>The bank of isreal has frozen your account due to reprimandable actions, if this was a mistake call 1-800-WEAREISRAEL
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>>738623152
>point out that the mario movies are mega hits
>seethe and cope
>its pointed out that kids flocked to the mario in droves
>seethe and try to claim its only because there was no choice
>ignores that there were multiple kids movies competing with mario galaxy and mario dominated all of them
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>>738623320
>parent is a nintendo fan
>is a loving family man who spends time with his kids
>parent is a sony cultist
>mentally, emotionally, and physically abuses his wife's son and justifies it with "at least I'm not playing a switch!"
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>snoys have been circlejerking themselves for eight hours now
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>>738623330
All of it
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>>738623519
>parent is a nintendo fan
>is a loving family man who spends time with his kids

>loving
lmao
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>>738623627
I accept your concession :/
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>>738623639
>playing a playstation makes you evil
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>>738623320
>liking the nintendo switch makes you a console war fag
That's not how it works, snoy
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>>738594824
The implication being they were intentionally making shitty games?
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>>738594824
>stronger lineup of games
>literally announced a 3rd remake of a N64 game a couple days ago
I don't know what's worse, that Nintendo has released fuckall of note for the Switch 2 so far, or that they think games like this will make for a strong lineup
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>>738623918
please understand
to the mindbroken sony cultist, just touching a nintendo console makes you a "tendie" and means you deserve to die
its why you have snoys screaming about murdering kids playing a nintendo game at a walmart demo kiosk
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It's just corporate PR speak. As a consumer with half a brain, this means nothing to you.
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>>738623082
kys euroshit
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>>738623813
Nintendo increasing the S2 price was not because people weren't buying mario tennis or MP4. Also not a single tendie are complaining about nintendo promising more S2 games.
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>>738621139
It's so weirdly pathetic. Deep down everyone knows the 7th console gen was the last good one. Even Sony, MS and Nintendo know there isn't anything to compete for or be excited about anymore. Only suckers grasp for a last hurrah.
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>>738624037
Every industry is scared shitless over the impact of AI and the state of the global economy. We’re getting nothing but remakes and low risk games for the next five years.
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>>738623884
still doesn't disprove nintendo familys aren't loving fag
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>>738624338
>snoy coping his hard
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>>738624338
mb, I meant are* since you got the loving mr timmy here beating up the evil "sony" fan here
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>>738624090
Its even more removed from reality, since thats not even what he said, thats the journo making shit up to try make nintendo look bad
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>>738624237
I didn’t say they’re increasing the price because people didn’t buy Metroid, tennis, Kirby, non-bundled MK and more though? They are changing how they price games though. Keep up.
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>>738622207
>I didn’t say they’re increasing the price because people didn’t buy Metroid, tennis, Kirby, non-bundled MK and more though
You literally did
>people clearly aren’t interested in nintendo’s shovelware
>this causes the greediest gaming company to change their pricing
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>>738624763
>>738624976
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>>738623351
>seethe and cope
Have you every enjoyed playing a game that someone else didn't tell you you're supposed to enjoy?
Seriously.
Do you just pick up whatever the fotm familiar IP is and power through that shit in some misguided attempted at being with the in-group, or what?
There's no fucking way you're happy spending time/money on a facsimile of grandpa's childhood.
Even your ragebait attacks are based entirely around the defense of group expenditures. Just sad, most of these aren't even multiplayer games.
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I literally returned my switch 2 today lmao, $684 refunded with the games, why did I return it?

Here's my switch 2 review

1. Shit LCD with insane motion blur, and terrible contrast. The motion blur was noticeable and definitely bad but the shit contrast makes the colors not pop so it looks like a panel from 2008, Should've been 800p 90hz OLED, and that leads onto why it should've been that and why the switch OLED was the perfect console that just needed more power.

2. Pokopia literally does not run at 1080p for a fucking pokemon animal crossing clone with basic graphics. Its blurry trash at 1080p, but if you press the C button on the switch it actually shows the top half of the game thats not blurred out as the full resolution. So its another thing wrong with the switch 2, add that to the list

3. Most switch 1 and 2 games don't even run at 1080p, so they look terrible at the screens resolution they all run like garbage at 720p which looks terrible on the new screen

4. Most games don't run at even 60fps let alone 120fps to even hit the consoles "improved" refresh rate. They run at 30fps a lot of them, so much for a "performance" upgrade. There is none.

5. There was slight stick drift ON A BRAND NEW UNOPENED CONSOLE

6. Bananza was just a mario odyssey reskin, Metroid Prime is one of the worst metroid games I have ever played. Dread was so much better
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Maybe it's time to start reviving some old franchises?
We all know it's just gonna be remakeslop though. OOT remake coming this holiday season. Star Fox next month. Possibly Super Metroid this summer as well.
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>>738594824
That would require him to go back in time and put a bunch of new games into development 3+ years ago, my guess is he's just going to beg third parties for more ports, ports of games everyone already played a decade ago on other hardware, more Xbox 360/PS3 ports that the devs will find a way to make run worse on Switch 2 than their Xbox 360/PS3 versions.
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and then everyone clapped
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>stronger line-up of games

But Nintendo fans told me the Switch 2's line-up is already great? It doesn't need to be better
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>>738600000
eric WON
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>>738625863
I think this might also prompt them to go back to revealing games further in advance again, and knocking this "let's not reveal games until like 1-3 months before they come out" crap off (at least for moderate-big games). It's a massive overcorrection that clearly hasn't helped them.
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>>738626064
...the winning contest
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>>738600000
YUP YUUUUUP

GAMECUBESNOY CHADS WIN AGAIN. FAMITSU SCHIZOS LOST
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>snoy sperging again
another PS5 price hike is on the way, isn't it?
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>>738626871
>even shitendo admits the shitch poo lineup sucks

oh no no no shitendo is a snoy company now, so therefore tendies are snoy fans. Its over....
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why are snoys so obsessed with feces?
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>xhe is seething at this thread so hard xhe cant even reply to anyone and just talking to themselves
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>>738623546
The sony cultist has kept threads alive with nothing but samefagging and necrobumping for 48 hours at a time
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>>738627017
>even shitendo admits the shitch poo lineup sucks
Shit that didn't happen
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>>738627201
True, I can affirm
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>nintendo admits their library sucks
>ITS DA SNOOOOOOOOOOYS

NINTENDO IS A SNOY COMPANY NOW ITS FUCKING OVER
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>>738627305
post the quote where nintendo said this
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>>738627305
>Snoytaro Ericawa
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>spamming "Nintendo admits the lineup sucks" over and over
holy melty
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>>738627237
its real in his mind
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>>738600000
Tendies btfo forever kek
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so how long until the loud minority of evangelists stop pretending that Bananza is Nintendo's best game?
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>>738594824
OK, but "good Nintendo games" or actually "good games"? Because the former still means uninteresting mediocre rehashes to anyone not blinded by the bright red logo.
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>>738627497
its the only thing they have now that shitendo admits their library sucks so dont be hard on them
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>>738627554
Is this really all you have left man?
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>>738627628
>all you have left is insults
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>nintendo promises even more games while begging forgiveness over a $50 price increase
>they ALREADY are kicking the shit out of sony when it comes to games
>sony has raised the price 4 times, are going to praise the price of PSN a second time, and are still selling $200 controllers that are designed to break after 3 months to force people to buy more
>the one game a year sony release is rehashed slop like SAAAARos
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>>738600000
>those digits

HOOOOLY
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>>738627552
please enjoy The Last Of Us 1 for the fourth time
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>BUHBUHBUHBUT SONYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>738627850
tendie famitsucord found the thread and having a melty when they were just conveniently not here
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>>738598307
OoT remake is surely happening to coincide with the movie. Majoras Mask is up in the air (at least until they decide to make a movie on it)

Mario 64 remake would also sell like hotcakes.

I dont think anything else on the N64 is worth reviving though. Theyd sooner move onto Gamecube games or Gameboy titles.
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>>738627628
Seething and coping about switch 2's library is all he can do since PS5 has more price hikes than it does exclusives
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>>738627906
Yeah but all they've managed since Friday's news are shitty brief drive-by potshots. They don't have the motivation to camp and ruin threads like usual.
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>Nintendo promises stronger lineup
>/v/ for some reason: "Nintendo admits it's bad!!!!"
man, the desperation is showing
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>snoy starts projecting about his discord unprompted
good to know bald is already seething and coping about how badly PS5 is doing after the official reports showed how badly playstation is doing
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>>738625856
The zoomers crave Uprising 2
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>>738628125
To the snoy having lots of good games means your console is bad
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>>738598307
>What other N64 games can they remake that they haven't already remade

crystal shards, paper mario, yoshi story, pilot wings, wave rave 64, 1080, DK64, Oot/MM (again),
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>>738627841
Once was enough, thank you. It's pretty sad that the best games now are all multiplats, and the first-party titles are all stuck in their own lowest-common denominator anti-niches.
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>"will prepare a robust software line-up to enhance the Switch 2 ownership value"
Can’t believe this dogshit clickbait title got a 400 reply thread. Everyone who replied before me should be forcibly castrated
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>>738628125
>Nintendo promises stronger lineup
>/v/ for some reason: "Nintendo admits it's bad!!!!"
>Sony promises a return to AA and bringing back vaulted franchises with a return to their Japanese spirit
>/v/ for some reason: "Sony gonna making woke movie games and mp slop"
>Valve admits it's time to come back to making games, single-player games, different genres and styles, and follow the Nintendo model of building it for their hardware while serving as killer apps for their hardware
>/v/ for some reason: "Valve doesn't make games anymore just skinnerbox crap"
>Microsoft lies through their teeth about being back with a new shitty logo and false promises and a next gen with more PR problems than the Xbone
>/v/ for some reason: "Xbox is so back! They're about to take back and change the industry"
This place is getting tiring
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>JUST IN: Nintendo stock crashes -12%.
wtf is happening in Japan
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>>738629080
except sony hasn't promised that and has just kept shitting out GAAS shit that flops in a week
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>>738629218
Investors are short term profit motivated idiots, and the economy is shit. Doubt Nintendo cares THAT much, they have been buying their own stock back and seem to despise their investors
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>>738629387
They have though, Astro Bot was a wakeup call.
https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/playstation-sony-ps5-more-family-games-after-astro-bot/
https://www.vice.com/en/article/following-astro-bots-success-sony-may-look-into-reviving-older-playstation-ips/
https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2026/05/playstations-lofty-preservation-efforts-not-stopping-anytime-soon

That's why these Nintendo vs Sony vs Valve threads are stupid. To see all three make a comeback puts a big smile on my face. My childhood could be returning in a big way.
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>>738629218
That's American ADR stock, but their actual Jap stock isn't doing hot right now either. I wonder if Jap normalfags freaking the fuck out over their Switch 2s no longer being subsidized so heavily by the global market might have spooked stakeholders. And also their lack of Directs this early on in the system. It's like Furukawa needs a financial wakeup smack every couple years to remind him that he's never going to succeed in retiring general Directs.
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>>738629714
None of those articles include a promise of AA or a return to old IP. This is the closest to either, and it is boilerplate corpo speak
“Our extensive IP portfolio is an important asset for PlayStation, and as part of our efforts to strengthen our portfolio, we continually explore opportunities to leverage our legacy IP as well as develop new franchises”
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>>738594824
Wow, you'd think they would have realized this sooner. Sasuga nintardo.
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lol
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>>738629896
why arent they announcing a mario or zelda game? no one cares about indie direct slop.
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I got a switch 2 as I emulated everything on the 1 and I didnt have a steam deck. But I 100% see why switch 1 owners may not be interested yet.
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Furukawa: nobody rike our shiddy portsu guess wirr mako rear gamu nao
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>>738630593
You've wasted 9 hours responding to yourself good job
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>>738600000
dorks (formerly drones) in shambles
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>>738598307
It's not Nintendo but I'd love Bomberman 64 and Bomberman Hero to get some love.
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>>738622334
That got covered for a bit because it was finished and precedent was established, which ended up being good for everyone. The Palworld case is still ongoing with new developments now and again. Stop being disingenuous, pathetic brand loyalist.
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I find it imcredibly funny that nintendo fans have no real defense for their own games and just resort to "well at least we aren't sony" or using generic /pol/ insults like brown or poor. If the Switch 2 lineup was genuinely good the president and investors wouldn't be saying this shit, and there would be less hate online in general
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The reason hardware has sold well but most unbundled games haven't been is because the Switch 2 system itself is the one good value point of the ecosystem. Its non-bundled game prices up till now do NOT justify their value for most people, especially without big hitters released or even shown off yet to help buoy smaller-name/lower-profile releases. Mario Kart and Pokemon (even spinoffs) are the only IPs with (on-paper) buoy power that have new exclusives on S2, but even Mario Kart isn't doing so hot this time around with the bundles gone ($80 was smart to drive bundles in the short-term but fucking apocalyptically retarded for the longterm).

That general Direct next month (if there even is one) NEEDS to do some heavy lifting, even if means revealing games that are a couple years away.
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>>738631039
>i-i-if my cope wasn't real then the thing I made up wouldn't have been said
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>>738631039
>If the Switch 2 lineup was genuinely good the president and investors wouldn't be saying this shit
Except the president did not say the lineup is shit. Also you're brown
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>>738631289
>racist is too retarded to recognise a tacit admission
pottery
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>>738631198
Can you blame people for not wanting to buy $70 games when the price of entry is $450 (now $500) and that isn't including the pro controller that they will probably want
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>>738630997
>hourly AI slop videos screaming about how "NINTENDO IS FINISHED PALWORLD WON" for literal months on end
>literally 1 article about sony insanely evil shit when it started and 1 article when sony lost
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>>738631273
There, there, sweetie. Nintendo will give you good games for your Switch 2. Eventually.
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>>738631289
He literally did since he implied the current isn't robust and investors have been telling them for ages that there's no killer app
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>>738631314
They did not say or implied it's shit. Keep coping nigger
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>>738631340
No wonder the piss5 is such a flop then
>$900 price of entry
>needs a $50 disk drive
>and a $200 controller
>and a $160 a year for PSN
>just to have $120 ports of PS3 games
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>>738594824
These retards could single-handedly save the Japanese economy by bringing their library over to Steam.
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>>738594824
/v/ why did Nintendo make bad games on purpose? Why did they do it?
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>>738631445
>but sony
The cope is real
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>>738631376
Now try again without the tears.
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>>738631462
Their plan was to starve gamers of good games so that they would shell out $70 for even shitty ones like mario tennis but it didn't work lol
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>>738631473
>cultist instantly cries because switch 2 is a better value than its direct competitor
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>>738631340
Exactly. And the accessory prices are fucking ridiculous too, and really need to be talked about more. They were already pushing it with $70 for the Pro Controller 1 in 2017. $90 for the Pro Controller 2 is goddamn absurd especially by arbitrarily locking Switch 1 controllers out of console wake-up capability.
>>738631445
Yes. That proves the point. Nintendo simply being the best of the worst only goes so far when entry prices across the board have gone up so much.
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>>738631371
It's like every time a console gets released people forget that a console's first year is never good.
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>>738631493
Are you that much of a toddler that you can't wipe your own tears? LMAO
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>>738631554
I don't own a ps5 but okay keep blaming your boogeynen instead of nintendo's greed
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>>738595053
>Mario 64 remake
Ok but what about a port that you have to pay $50 a week to access? Doesn't that sound fun?
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>>738631548
Who keeps buying these Mario sports titles? Last good ones were the GBA ones.
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>>738631561
the only 'tendo IP i want to go multiplat is splatoon so that i dont have to deal with atrocious console controls for a multiplayer shooter and also so that i can mod my octoling to have massive breasts
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>QUICK! SHIP OUT THE NEXT POKEMON PORT!!!
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>>738631807
THIS SUMMER... POKEMON RUBY AND SAPPHIRE (no Emerald yet gotta make those suckers double dip)
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>>738631807
Of fucking course the only recent shit selling well without bundles is the Pokemon stuff.
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>>738631574
Switch 1 had the boon of having some good Wii U ports on it at launch, most notably BoTW. That isn't really the case for Switch 2.
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>>738600000
oh wow the shitch poo really lost and got raped huh?
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>>738632056
So if the switch were backwards compatible it would be a worse system?
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>>738632056
Played those on the Wii U
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>>738632056
Also, even if the Switch 2 didn't have BC, the Switch 1 was enormously popular so just repeating what they did with WiiU ports on Switch 1 wouldn't have been fruitful. Those WiiU ports benefited MASSIVELY from most people not having played its games.
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>>738607914
>If Nintendo games are evergreen and remain good, then why do they need constant remakes?

They don't 'need' them, but honestly there's no point in not doing them if they can actually do them well. As long as the original is properly preserved, there damn well ought to finally be a way to actually play OoT as a proper 1080p+ experience on a big fucking screen, and remaking that game every decade and putting a spin on it by implementing new things, and reminding the devs how it was so good in the process, is honestly a healthy practice for such a classic.
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>>738631807
if they do HGSS I might consider buying that
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>>738629976
It's a pivot, already started when Hulst lost the Co-CEO seat, it's also in action given the PS6 handheld and the fact that it's Sony's baseline for next gen, not the home console. Sony no longer cares about Xbox, they know it's dead.
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>>738597967
NINTENDO...
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>>738600000
Eric is just too powerful
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>>738633182
HIRE THIS MAN (for Star Fox 64)
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>>738595053
nintendo only does low effort ports. don't even know if you can call them that since it's usually emulation. anyways, that'll be 80 dollars.
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Tendies have no idea which way to cope in to defend Nintendo lmao
>the president didn’t say what he said okay?!
>then why did he make those statements after investors asked him where the fuck the games are?
>HE DIDN’T-
>and why the fuck are the switch 2 first party attach rates so fucking abysmal compared to the switch 1, despite the system selling more units in less time?
>even non-bundled Mario kart couldn’t hit a fucking million sales in a quarter after the bundle was discontinued
>SNOY!
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>>738634147
>snoy can't post where he said what he claims he said
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>>738594824
bitch gas is $7 it's not nintendo's fault everyone is unemployed and the economy is fucked. snoy and xbox are selling even worse but there's not dozens of threads about it
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Just gonna ask here.
Is the switch version of thousand year door good or is it worth the hassle to play the original.
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>>738634486
Worth the hassle to play the original. Switch version is 30fps (original is 60) and they sanitize the fuck out of the dialog (which shouldn't even be POSSIBLE for a Mario game).
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>>738594824
bro the time to start doing that was years ago

it's too fucking late now, we're gonna hit 2 years into the Switch 2's lifespan without a Mario, or a Zelda, or a Smash Bros, or an Animal Crossing, etc etc etc

Why the fuck did you not think to start developing games like 5 years ago
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>>738634486
Switch added two new post game bosses, a badge that turns you gold for 100%ing it, and made the backtracking less annoying but it also made the game 30fps and texts unskippable. If you don't mind the 30fps, go for it but if you want the 60fps just play the original
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>>738600000
NINTROONS BTFO
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>>738606831
See ya in June when they give you a five-second heads-up for the OoT remake
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>>738594824
It’s too expensive. Nintendo is done appealing to kids. Now they make games that appeal to loser middle aged men who want to relive their childhood. It doesn’t matter how good the next bing bing wahoo is Timmy isn’t asking for a $500 console, $70 games and a subscription for multiplayer. He will play free Roblox games on his phone with his friends.
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>>738634370
>snoy and xbox are selling even worse but there's not dozens of threads about it
Gee I wonder why no one brings it up. Probably because jannies will immediately ban you for it while they let third worlders spam anti-nintendo threads all day
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>>738634370
Switch has a much lower cost bill of materials. Besides PS5 is a 6 year old system with a nearly 100 million install base and is in its final years of its generation. Nintendo are acting like jews of the east and they’re going to lose the critical youth demographic for it.
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>>738635283
>it's a conspiracy, they're out to get nintendo!!!!
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>>738635837
>hes actually trying to pretend the jannies don't nuke threads that too negative about sony
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>spamming faggot gets banned and cries
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>>738636145
OP and his 50 anti-nintendo threads a day never gets banned, yet he cries constantly
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>thread about Shuntaro Furukawa's own opinion is an anti-Nintendo thread
Maybe if you're just a blind shill or something.
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>>738636278
still waiting for you to post where he said what you claim
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>>738635837
When someone made a thread about saros it got taken down when everyone was talking shit about it meanwhile jannies are okay with this
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Wait did they not have a strong line-up under wraps already?
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>>738636434
He did! he...uhhh....SHUT UP BOOTLICKER!!! NINTENDO LOST!!!
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How have you guys not figured this out? Tendies will defend EVERYTHING Nintendo does, absolutely no excpetions. We’re talking about the same gaggle of dipshits that bought a fucking 20 year old pokemon game for $20 despite the switch having a GBA emulator included with NSO, Nintendo simply snipped off the game people were mostly likely to play and charged for it, these morons defended buying that shit by going “uhm, you can get shiny deoxys legit now!”

They have no standards whatsoever.
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>>738636682
Wait you can get shiny Deoxys legit now!? Buying.
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>>738636563
They just REALLY want to do away with general Directs and reveal games like only a month or two before release now
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>>738636682
>he's still mad the FRLG rerelease sold more than a PS5 exclusive
lol
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>>738636846
I'd be okay with that but they would need to increase their output or people are just going to assume nothing is coming out for long periods of time.
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>>738636876
>but Sony!

I do not care, you are defending Nintendo charging $20 for a romhack.
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>>738636917
>I don't care!!!
thats why you're instantly replying and seething
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Maybe they will release a second DK Bananza on the DK Bananza machine?
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>>738636996
$20
Romhack
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>>738636893
which is why trying to get rid of general Directs and conventional prior notice is fucking retarded, how much longer do you think they can bulk out their quantity of releases with Switch 1 projects that they backburnered?
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>>738637019
4 millions units sold :)
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>>738637019
and it mogs the $80 returnal rehash
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>>738637158
And that means Nintendo charging $20 for a romhack is good because?
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>>738637182
You know what’s even better? Not charging $20 for a romhack.
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>>738637019
>>738637220
If it was a romhack it would warrant the price. The GBA games have fantastic romhacks. But no, it's a port.
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>>738637220
see >>738637158
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>>738637279
It’s not a port, it’s being emulated. And yes it’s a romhack, it’s just an obscenely lazy one, but they did add the event tickets in.
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>>738637315
So charging $20 for a romhack is good because tendies will buy it? So you’re essentially saying tendies have no standards, which is what I said in the first place.
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>>738637268
you seem upset that a random GBA game completely mogs sony's AAA sludge
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>>738637428
Say it with me, FOUR MILLION UNITS SOLD
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>thread nears bump limit
>the sony cultist goes nuclear
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As you can see, tendies will defend anything Nintendo does. These guys are defending a $20 romhack that doesn’t even have Pokemon home access. It’s such dogshit move on Nintendos part they can’t even come up with a solid defense, all they can do is say

>retards paid for it so it’s okay!
>but Sony!

Zero standards.
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>nintardo raiders only start spamnuking when the thread is dead
lol
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>>738631807
This is why I think Nintendo will never be in any serious danger financially or have to go 3rd party, every other company wishes they could just hit a money printer like this and Nintendo has a bunch more like this.
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>>738597967
Eloel
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>>738637630
>>738637683
See >>738637475
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>$20 for a game that hasn't been released since the GBA
>"NINTENDO IS SO GREEDY HOW DARE THEY I-I-ITS A ROMHACK!!!"
>sony charges $120 for the same PS3 game they've already released for full price 3 times already
>"w-what are you poor? just buy it! my friend sony is entitled to your money!"
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>>738637739
Its a shame that sony and microsoft are too worthless to do the simple thing of... make a good that people want
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>>738637683
>even his posts are ports
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>>738637876
wow i haven't heard that one before
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>>738637835
Not even complaining, just giving my opinion on the health of the company. Look at what prices retro Nintendo game go for second hand, they have so many ways to capitalize on that demand like the FRLG ports did.
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>>738637784
>>738637835
Funny thing is you can easily find a used copy of TLOU1 (either PS3 and PS4 remastered) for $10 or less meanwhile used copies of FR/LG are being sold for over $100
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>We've been making bad games all this time; but now that our stock price has reached the core of the planet, we're gonna make good games again!
>Prease rook forward to them.
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>>738639613
>We've been making bad games all this time
That's not what he said. Try again
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>>738639712
If you're not making good games then you're making bad games.
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>almost an hour without a single post
>suddenly he starts trying to post again now that his thread is on page 10
its really pathetic watching him desperately try to get the last post
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>>738640154
>Everyone is one guy
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>>738640190
>spams the same fake claim
>"It's not one guy!!!!"
Yeah sure
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>>738640190
instantly replying and getting mad doesn't help your case
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Lol the tendie is freakin out.
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>>738640154
anything for a "win" I guess
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Wait a second... I just killed Nintendo's stock price by posting on 4chan?...
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>>738640294
Its a very funny thing that always gives him away
someone will make a post shitting on one of the well known sony fanboys
a post will reply almost instantly rushing to defend said sony fanboy
then he will get increasingly angry as posts see through him

But I'm not sure whats more pathetic, the sony fanboy trying for the millionth time to pretend hes someone hes not, or the fag bending over backwards to defend chris chan 2.0
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>>738640492
He doesn't like when you say the S word in this board
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>>738640492
Yesterday he made a thread about how metroid would have been better if sony bought the IP and he started shitting himself and posting "R-RENT FREE" when people disagreed with him in a thread about sony. He's so fucking retarded lol
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>pop into thread after 500 posts
>say Nintendo bad
>tendies freak out and accuse me of being a snoy
>don't even play console, only PC because I'm an adult.

Enjoy your babby games, fags.



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