Why is the poster job of Evercold reaper?
cuz they all die
>>738608719because scythes are cool.
Seasons don't fear the ReaperNor do the wind, the sun or the rain...We can be like they areCome on baby... don't fear the ReaperBaby take my hand... don't fear the ReaperWe'll be able to fly... don't fear the ReaperBaby I'm your man...
something something harvest
Cool as fuk
>>738608719It's gonna be like in Stormblood. Reaper first half, new tank job 2nd half.
>>738608719Why was the poster job of Endwalker Paladin?
me and the boys walking into the 4th
>>738608719going to turn whatever aether cum wells into crystals to stop the ice or something. thats why we see zero again and put enou (they/them) in a crystal to put into halmaruts pussy cause shes a nothing burger.
>>738610352YOOOO WE XIVVING IT
>Evercold>Absolute Zero>ZeroNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
will hamarut or calyx be the final boss after betraying the other one?
>>738610617I want to in and out her bond burger if you catch my drift
>>738610617Halmarut I think has a better shot of actually putting up a fight, Calyx by his own admission can't really do shit without a minion
>>738610508wtf, femezen look like THAT?
>>738610508she's coming
>>738610617Calyx is gone by .55 halibut is the new hotness calxy taintef by dawnslop
>>738610508very normal reaction
>>738610830All they had to do was give her a cool pld helmet to tip hat.
>>738610830>sheisn't zero supposed to be androgonous since they're a voidsent?
>>738610617I don't want Halmarut to be a boss at all.I want her to be reasonable and accept it when we find a better path.Except her compatriots don't want to change their ways because they're way too dialed in (or they just like being fucked up, like Calyx said), so she has to help us deal with them.
>>738610508ponder the aroma
>>738610508>Absolute ZeroWhy was Yoshida adamant about this specifically? Subzero was right there and fits closer to the expansion naming conventions.
>>738610830>invite some puppet master manipulator to her realm>already setting up shotokay this telegraphed shit isnt going to bite us in the ass in 11.0
>>738608719because we enter that shit with zenos scythe>>738610132because ff4 memberberries with the moon and turning the unredeemable bad guy into ally in the final boss
>>738610812Calyx sounds like he has more going on than he let's on. He absolutely knows what our key does, but pretends we don't have a way to the 4th.
>>738611128thats not zenos tranny scythe you retard
>>738611019started out as a chickretained her form because merging with others gives her the 'ickthat's a certified foid you're looking at
>retard garlemalders think an allegory means zenos is coming backbunch of retards.
>>738608719It has to be either a melee dps with a bladed weapon or a tank with a bladed weapon.Thats why next expansion we’re getting a melee dps with a bladed weapon and a healer
>>738608719hes coming to guide ff14 to death
>>738611429the game current villain roster sucks so much they re willing to asspull zenos in case of emergency
>>738611429garloids will literally never learnthey are mentally ill
which expansion had Juan Fantasia at his sexiest?
I love GNB so much bros, getting cucked to off tank hurts...
>>738612004monk and viper and archer.
>>738610352Didnt know Estinien was such a lanklet
>>738612053I don't play tank so idkI thought GNB felt the most "dpsish"I figured GNB bros would be the most ok with being off tank
>>738612135all armorfags are lanklets. all insecure fags.
>>738612160Half the fun is weaving defensive skills while blasting the enemiesPutting heart of corundum on the paladin is not fun
>>738611128>turning the unredeemable bad guy Ff14 golbez is set up to be redeemable tho. Ff4 golbez just randomly reveal he was possessed by a moon wizard but was actually good all along.
EW will bring back royal road. Trust the plan ASTsisters.
>>738611019literally everyone in game immediately recognizes her as a girl
>111222333456787878999 x∞ for every dps>11111112223434555 x∞ for every tank>111111111 x∞ for every healer>dragoon being so positional heavy means every melee dps will be positional heavy (every fight where it matters will negate them)>all jobs are still builder spenders except they all build passively now
>>738612763is this true? I miss AST so much. I'll come back to the game if they fix it.
>>738612440>Ff14 golbez is set up to be redeemable tho.sadly they kinda bungled it
>>738612763>EWThis is how braindead the average FFXIV poster is
>>738613040It's on the table at any rate, Evolved is willing to throw party buffs out the window for the sake of job identity
>>738612440FF14 Golbez seriously sucks.He has a cool design, he has cool powers, he has a cool voice. Even his general disposition is kinda cool.But then the way he went from being a villain was so cheap.6.2>...6.3>...6.4>...6.5>I AM ACTUALLY THE VICTIM HERE THEY ARDBERTED ME REMEMBER ARDBERT REMEMBER HOW BAD YOU FELT ABOUT HOW THEY PLAYED HIM INTO DOOMING HIS WORLD IGEYORHM DID THE SAME TO ME LOOK THE WRITERS NEEDED TO MAKE ME SYMPATHETIC REAL QUICK OUT OF NOWHERE ALSO I AM BASICALLY THE THIRTEENTH'S ZENOS AND I LOST MY FRIEND THE THIRTEENTH'S AZEM SHARD AND I AM SAD ABOUT ITAnd this all sucks because I really want to be able to like him. But the clumsy way they handled his change of mind will always linger around him like an unavoidable odor.
>>738614276Golbez is ultimately beholden to his own referential nature and yes he does a similar heel-turn in FF4There's also the fact he's a character study for Zenos "under better circumstances" and Zenos is ride-or-die for his own principles moreso than his actual plan, contrived or not I do think it's within the character given for him to completely abandon the Zeromus plan the instant a better possibility presents himselfLet's not even get into After Years
>>738614706Yeah, I know Golbez is a faithful representation or even better as a character than his FF4 equivalent. Same for Necron in FF9 vs FF14.Just that in a vacuum, can anyone really say, "Wow, I'm such a big fan of FF14 Golbez? He had such a good character arc." Like as a character, on his own, without referring to, "I like him because he's from FF4."
>>738608719Because halibut insulted WoL’s best friend.
how come the gachaslop gets better hairstyles than us
>>738615854retards dont have medial literacy. zenos trannies are dumb.
>>738615975That middle one is in the game isn’t it?
>>738615975smarru indie devu preasu understanderu
>>738615975because they don't have to create content>also dead mobile game
wtf
>>738610617She’ll 100% suicide by wol for some dumb reason. I’m pretty sure Calyx is fully on our side now though and is just being tsundere.
>>738608719It’s Shadowbringers 2. Story after a divisive arc about brown people. Scions on a new Shard to solve a mystery regarding the fate of the planet. An Ascian will be there and will both assist and antagonize. New classes are Tank and Phys Ranged DPS. Poster Job is the edgey job from 2 expansions ago.
>>738615975its all they have
>>738612382Good news, you'll be putting HoC on <new tank job> instead because everyone is going to be playing that!
>>738616194ummm debunked sweety, yoshi said they don't make more hairstyles because of clipping issues, not resource constraints
>>738616239Am I the only one who feels this shit feels too Korean p2w game?
>>738615975>>738616239maybe when it finally EOS's we'll get these
>>738616321how was it divisive tranny. it was pure dogshit.
>>738615975>>738616239FF14 is built on console spaghetti code so I don't doubt it's annoying to get anything done on the game. Didn't they say they're finally putting money back into the game recently? Maybe we'll get improvements in a few years
>>738616390I know you're shitposting, but even then>they don't make more hairstyles because of clipping issuesThey said they don't make super long (as in down to the ass) hairstyles because of that.
>>738615854Reminder that zenospics got offended that Halmarut implied that he played a part in nearly dooming the world.
>>738616456That’s what I said. You’re getting upset for no reason. Didn’t even read the sentence all the way through to realize it was talking shit about it being about brown people.
>>738616682You didn't hate Dawntrail hard enough so now he's going to call you a Dawntrail defender who is personal friends with Sena and Kate.
>>738616602zenos trannies are spics? lmao jajajaa they really are bleach shonen tards
>>738616478OK, so why don't they make more hairstyles like this >>738615975 that aren't super long? Resource constraints? Too hard to do?
>>738608719because Ninja is too cool to be a poster job, apparently
>>738616813Because they do actual work.The gachasloppas had a game handed to them that was developed by CS3 like 13 years ago, only really made a Coils normal mode and then proceeded to only churn out cash shop sloppa like the hairstyles and the hoverboard.The real XIV devs actually have to work on new patch content and Evercold. They can't just be handed entire expansions and then spend the rest of the time making pretty KMMO haircuts.
>>738608719Samurai was the only time they had the protag as the poster job matching the expansion it was released in.
>>738616961Did I memoryhole Dawntrail in the back of my head? Fuck I'm a retard.
>>738616961Anon...VPR was the poster job in DT and released in DT...
>>738616961It's pretty funny how seldom the WoL is actually in the newest job for the expansion. I expect the two new jobs to be shown off on other characters as well.
>>738616925That's a bizarre argument to make, when a vast majority of the "work" they're doing is making glamour equipment for in game content and from the shop, how is making costumes "work" but making hairstyles not actual "work"? (this is all a moot point anyways because one of the points from the fanfest keynote was more customization, so they're literally debunking you as we speak by working on more hairstyles)
>>738617098Can't say I'm looking forward to them. All the ranged physicals just don't appeal to me. Bard is a gay concept that needs to fuck off from RPG's, dancer is also lame and day, and machinist feels underwhelming for what it sets out to do, I expected something more like iron man. Tank could be interesting but it has to be something dynamic.
>>738617251>>738617251seething chud.
Envy is a sin. You should be happy with what you havemodders suck
>>738608719They will never ever ever ever make anything other than a tank or melee dps the poster job and almost all the other tanks/melee dps jobs have either already been the poster job or have another main character to represent them. The only other one they haven't used yet is ninja which is spiritually a ranged dps and will also probably never be the poster job unless they have literally no other option.
>>738617276wat
>>738617276You dont get it. I need that super rare mount to show off.
>>738617189My point is more the mobile game did basically barely any work of its own. It leeched off assets made over a decade ago by the current developers of the main version. They had to make some adjustment, like Coils normal, but overall, basically everything was already there for them. After they did that, they decided to spend all their time on churning out updates (read: more cash shop slop hairstyles and glams). I don't think the two are comparable.If you wanted the mobile treatment, you would've basically told them: don't make Arcadion, don't make Occult Crescent, don't make Cosmic Exploration, don't make Pilgrim's Traverse, don't make the Monster Hunter collab, etc. just make no new playable content for 2-3 years and instead spend that time putting new hair in the shop only.>(this is all a moot point anyways because one of the points from the fanfest keynote was more customization, so they're literally debunking you as we speak by working on more hairstyles)Which I assume is because they have more funding and a bigger team now. We still have yet to see the scope of this customization update, however.
>>738610830Hopefully that means Sphene is coming with us as well.
>>738617304>They will never ever ever ever make anything other than a tank or melee dps the poster jobCorrect. It would kill marketing. The advertise this game like a chunno boy game, when really core demographic are seed oil poisned, middle age mutts and trannies.
New tank Buccaneer, fights with an anchorNew dps Bukkakeer, fights with cum
>>738617514which of those camps do you fall into anon-doko
>>738617551its own cum or does it have to collect it from party members
>>738617597Healers have to edge it for optimal bursts
>>738617514there's something extremely womanish about whining about seed oils
>>738617574Neither. I've got enough chunno autism to skate around them and actually act the demogrhapic square thinks they have.
>>738617649*Knock knock* that's because their's no-one's up there, so no wonder you think any amount of independent thinking is whining.
My femlala? Bullies offtanks
>>738617649XIV threads have their fair share of womanbrained snark in them.
>>738617872>independent thinking>crying about the same thing a bunch of granola moms and the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services are crying about
>>738608719Reaper? I barely know 'er!
>>738608719because where there's smoke, they pinch back
>>738617936>United States Secretary of Health and Human Services are crying aboutThat's how I know you're chatting shit, it's those groups that endorse it. Women are total corpo cattle and the goverment want's you unwell and poisned.
>>738611019Kill yourself.
>>738608719Cause the rest of the expansion trailer will show they're going to the void too. It'll be a two part like stormblood's trailer
>>738616918*too gay
>>738618249Just depends how you dress them.
>>738608719Because the giants are Sins made of souls that WoL needs to reap and set free.
>>738618087lollmaohttps://apnews.com/article/seed-oil-beef-tallow-kennedy-4fdf0f30134277fd6dd20b4ede789295
>>738608719because in Evercold, the WoL will be canonically fucking zero while alisaie sobs in the cuck chair
>>738618305You linked a pro seed oil article you retard. I don't care what the goverment says, I care what they do, and right now, everythin is cooked in seed oils. I've bet you've never even tasted beef tallow.>lmaoYou millenials are genetic waste.
>>738617649>>738617872>>738617936>>738618087>>738618305What did you guys do in Final Fantasy today?
>>738618207garlecuksLMAO
>>738618471>I care what they dowhy ignore them railing about seed oils with no scientific backing then
>>738618249Most of the Rpr job attires are gay as fuck with skin holes all through it
>738618491No one is playing until 8 months from now, these threads are holding areas, fuck off.
>>738618420No, it'll be Sphene.
>>738618491Did my roulettes, helped a friend in CE, levelled white mage a bit.
>>738615975that lala bob is pretty damn cute.
>>738618424Should have died in 2.55
>>738618491I don't even have this shit game installed.
What the fuck is seed oil???
Square should have an official feedback survey that popped up in-game for players to voice their opinions and suggestions.In here, in Reddit, in the official forums, on X, japanese sites, and other, there is just too much opinions and suggestions scattered around. Plus, many players just play the game and don't go around visiting or posting on any of those places.Another thing is that when you're expressing an opinion online, especially if it's not on an anonymous imageboard, you are more inclined and pressured to say what's seen as based and discouraged to express opinions judged as cringe. For example even if a player actually liked the removal of Kaiten, they would he berated online from saying so.Official feedback surveys would be the best way to gather unbiased and precise feedback from players who actually play the game.
>>738618717>>738618717sneed oil minus the chuck
I'm still torn on playing PLD or DRK on the way to Evercold.
>>738618717It's literal hecking poison is what it is. Why is it le bad? Shut the fuck up.
>>738613807Without things like buffs, debuffs, hitboxes and the like you cannot have “job identity”. Maybe if the gauges weren’t just build them up and spend but buffs/debuffs are important for creating a situation where you need x job for x thing. The lack of resource management doesn’t help either since they removed tp instead of fixing it and MP is a completely worthless resource only there to keep up the facade that this is an “rpg”.If this was an action game hitboxes and super armor could create an opportunity for some job identity beyond buffs, but no way to add something like that to ffxiv
>>738618825I legitimately don't know what you're talking about Is it like something put in food?
would they do something as obvious of killing the aerith au'ra from the trailer? i want to add her to the hebe harem
>>738618825Ooo...someone's feelings are hurt. I can smell the seethe in your reply.
>>738618857any oil derived from seeds or grainsmost "vegetable oil" sold is basedbean oil for example
>>738618871Why is Sphene not in that image?
>>738618632Nice, I did some roulettes too.
>>738618871>hebe>immortal shadow-wizard with an adult female's body
>>738618924I heard teetree oil is good for your hair tho
>>738618981Do cutscene skippers really not know that the Ascian Gaia died and the Gaia you know is just a Eulmoran girl whose soul used to be an Ascian once?
>>738618981Gaia is a 17 year old.
Anyone tired of these template threads?
>>738619021Wait, Eden was canon?
>>738619029That's not even a hebe tho
>>738619021>>738619029>aerith au'ra>thinks "immortal shadow-wizard" is talking about gaia, for some reasonaverage playground cruiser's intellect
>log in>can't wait to do some content with my evolved job>moment of realization>oh, wait, that's still 8+ months away...
>>738619086>au'raOh shit new race?
>>738618491Outing yourself as some annoying lalafaggot is par for the course. Would explain why you're so defensive of the usual types.
>>738610812>Calyx by his own admission can't really do shit without a minionYeah and he already found it: Us
>>738619000don't eat essential oils
>>738619071Then none of them are. Ryne, Gaia and Alisaie are all 17.
>>738618871She's artificial you dumb fuck
>>738619064Yes, unfortunately.
>>738619138Canola oil specifically is used in sythisis for machine grease.
>>738619124That's an NPC named Mumukko, lil gup. Log in and try some space crafting.
>>738619152this game doesn't really have a lot for Underage Enjoyers to latch onto
>>738619152Yeah those are basically almost legal underaged seniors in high school Hebephilia is like 14 year olds or something iirc
>>738619236Crafter slop is the worst this game has to offer. Genuinely. Actual rat in a cage content. Working for peanuts.
>>738619270Then I think you only have characters like Khloe, T'kebbe, etc.
>>738619278you expect taste from somebody that developed a parasocial fanaticism for an avatarfag?
>>738619236>try some space craftingSo you are a woman.
>>738619338Is there a reason video games make you so angry?>>738619353I'm a man albeit.
>saw some hrothnigger wearing a big ass astronaut helmetYep this game's jumped the shark
>>738619338The only thing it really has going for it is aesthetic, really. Otherwise it's about the most mind numbing content in the entire game. There is not a soul that does crafter relics legitimately the entire way through.>>738619382Real convenient to glaze past my post though, bot. Say the line!
>>738619401you'd be incinerated where you stand from some of the roes in speedos i had to watch run around in eureka
>>738619427You could try the free trial right now and see what Ishgardian crafting is all about!
>actual botlmao
>>738619401Hate seeing mi'qote fags in thrasher shirts. I'm sorry, but you're suppose to be in knight armour, not dressing like a hormonal middle class teenager
Now Eureka, that was content *sips*Getting left behind by the train and having some ERPers come raise you in the middle of their session... that's xiv
>>738619528bot with bad computer specs because he farms screenshots at 1080p
>>738619549>dying in Eureka
>Voidsent can change form freely>99% of them just choose to be horrifying ugly bastardshuh???
>>738619549I love how people treat Eureka nowadays like it was pure sovl from start to finish.Meanwhile Pagos was one of the most hated pieces of content around.
>>738619549>Now Eureka, that was content It unironically was because it was the closest XIV was ever going to get to XI.
>>738619614*can*, not all of them know how to or even want to do it
>>738619616>XIV players have shit taste because they're zoomers that don't actually like MMOsyou don't say
>>738619086There are no au ra in the game that are hebe so nobody knows who youre talking about
>>738619616The difference was everyone still did it. Unlike diadem, a true failure that had some decent beginnings. People were mad because they kept dying and deleveling but got used to it by pyros.
>>738619156what else can you tell us about your cool fanfiction anon
>>738610352>yall finna be on thin ice up in here fr tho
>>738619614so?
>>738619661Oh brother
>>738619669yeah that post was pointing a finger at calling the character a hebe
>>738619759chort.
Are you really gonna playing XIV for another 10 years???!?!?!?
>>738619614>>demons can change form freely>>99% of them just choose to be horrifying ugly bastardsfirst time seeing demons in an rpg setting?
>>738619830No, people just play for the month before an expansion releases to catch up, and a month after to experience the expansion MSQ, then quit again. It would take a lifetime to reach 10 years of playtime this way.
>>738618871She has the exact same horns and scales as Halmarut (who are different from fish au ra) except for the head scale.
>>738619830Yes.
lol what the fuck is this shit?
>>738620094t's shit, anonwe've been over this7.1 is shit
>>738620094cows good
>>738620094Did they update this guy's gear? It looks slightly less hideously pixelated.
I just remembered how much I hate Dawntrade
>>738620094random beast attacks a bunch of injun buffalo raisersmr colonialism wants to defend them
>>738617783
>>738620227i, too, hate day traders
>>738620094fire hiroi
>>738610830i'm ready to propose to her
>>738620227>"Omg, like, so many different cultures in Tullioyal. Isnin't it better than your silly country?"You're not subtle writers. In a fantasy setting, all races can get along. In the real world, they hate each other because dey food ain't seasoned.
>>738620292>i shall play you the song of my people>SHIEEET
>>738616602They hate her for she spoke the truth.
>>738610830why is zero a human and not a fuck off death ghost again?also why is Golbez a 8 foot tall suit of armor and not a huge fuck you monster like the rest of the voidsent?
>>738620094>STOP, MY INVINCIBLE SON
>>738620259>mr colonialism wants to defend themi get thatit's a >the not-buffalo are very important to the not-great plains native american indians, so I have to protect themyeah, yeah. whatever.but there was literally no reason to stand in front of the beast and get trampledit's like the most retarded shit
>>738620425>>738620292Bard just needs to go away. Like, as a idea. I can't take it seriously. You're playing a fucking flute on the battlefield. Genuinley it's like hawkeye being in the avengers. It's just so lame when you stack it against any other role in any sort of fiction.
>>738616602>impliedit was outright stated by the game multiple times before that though
>>738620557Retard
>>738620557motherfucker it's a fantasy class a lot of mmo players beg for
>>738620536>I am unable to process human lust even though I style my hair, wear foundation and pluck my eyebrows. I can only think of emotional transactions in the form of aether transferal
why do you have to pay twice for a subscription on switch 2 when you can already get the portable version on the gabe gear
You're playing my game, my game is a story game, my game doesn't give a shit about parising and jobs or gcd times and rotations. My game is FINAL FANTASY 14. Without my Story game your game wouldn't exist.
>Trailer showed my HW boys doing shit againI may just resub for this
which way, warrior of light
>>738610830I resub for she
>>738620713last time i tried it on the gabe gear it didn't run so good anymore but i think i never really played with anything like FSR either
>>738620713nintendo tax
>>738620614Zenospics don't read is the thing.
>>738620557FWEEEEEEE
>>738620749happy is living in his fucking head rent-free>>738620792>ohhhh i can't NOT buff him
>>738620745>ALFINIO CONT SWIM
>>738620557fantasy genre mmos need bard classes or otherwise you get a million posts a day from people asking for bard instead of anything else to improve the game.
>>738620536>why is zero a human and not a fuck off death ghost again?the story reason was that we were given a crystal that still had some hydaelyn juice in it and it resonated with spooky voidsent zero and turned her form into something more akin to what she looked like before the thirteenth completely turned to shit>also why is Golbez a 8 foot tall suit of armor and not a huge fuck you monster like the rest of the voidsent?he's wearing his best friend's armor in his honori wonder what he looks like underneath it right now
>>738620551>but there was literally no reason to stand in front of the beast and get trampled>DO NOT BE CONCERNED WITH ME! GET THE [literally a resource animal that is expendable in exchange for human life] TO SAFETYI mean he's a filthy furry he might have identified with a beast. those ears aren't just for show.
Just wanted to watch the trailer and this is all I'm met with. Is there a demand for this? Please let this meme economy die already.
>>738620771It will probably run even worse on the Switch 2 due to its god awful CPU, MMOs are pretty CPU intensive
>>738616925>>738617510holy fucking armchair gamedev
>>738620557>he says this knowing we had unironic drummer boys in wars of americayou WILL play your battle instruments and on god you will fucking enjoy it
>>738620897Argument?
>>738620684The 13th has mad fashion game though, look at scathach. Zero doesn't want to get left behind.Sex however seems lost to them.
>>738620749Left wing men just do it better. That's why we run the world while bitter chuds rot in their mothers basements.
>>738620882lmao that bald faggot doing the s o y face
Why would I pay 18.95£ a month for an MMO when you can pay $22.95 for PS+ and get hundred of free games and three 6/10 games every month
Predictions on how they'll fuck it up this time?
You guys think this will go to bump limit like the last 30? I think it will.The janny boogeyman will be here any day now.
>>738621015they're both left wing
>that dungeon in Evercold where Zero rediscovers her human sexuality and you have to break her out of her “independent gangbang era”
Why is there a false understanding that ultimate legends are good players? You are not good at the game for copying what a guide does, that only makes you good at following guides or raidplans, hence why any "ultimate legend" dies 5 times whenever a new normal raid or trail comes out. The core gameplay is puzzle solving which only happens day 1 when content is released.
>>738620713Nintendo is the only game in town for japan and Yoshi's praying it'll undo the damage of dawntrail by the time heatbringers comes out
>>738608719why not
>>738621094xeno's too embarrassing to wear the crown of left-wing
>>738620882That's because you watch those types of faggots lol. Evercold EN trailer was number one for me.
>>738621201He tried, at least.
>>738621034.Do a repeat of shadowbringers..Borrow too much from norse so it ends up lame fake and gay like modern god of war. (seriously, I'm so tired of the norse stuff. It's boring and japanese game devs already bled this concept dry by 2008).Borrow too much from previous FF games (I liked dawntrail, and I liked what it's last hald did but it was SO unsubtle)
>expansion ends>so grandma, who was that man that saved us all?>some called him… The Warrior of ColdCCOOOOOOOOOOOOLLDD
>>738621286five and a half years is, unfortunately, more than enough time to swing the opposite direction when you don't actually hold any principles
>>738621034>>msq:>no real adversity, the WoL just stomps everything that isn't plot armored to all get-out>no consequences for reckless actions besides maybe some nobodies that die part way so everyone gets melodramatic>stumble into big fix solutions or just resolve everything by killing one central big bad conveniently even if it doesn't undo the world damages below for MMO reasons>we're the hero so the universe just contorts its ass end up for us to save it>>gameplay:>evolved ends up not as big a deal as they make it out to be and bosses aren't really changed much at all to actually accommodate the lack of 2min buffs, so balance is cross-cross applesauce nightmares of constant hotfixes and other shit>somehow nobody ends up happy with what they get on the other side>another expac of boring non-raid content where they clearly have no idea what to do for people who aren't doing savages/ultimates without extreme knee jerk neutering of pre-existing mechanics>progression system reworks ends up making everything simply the same-y too soon after a while and misses the point of some complaints>still won't even update all old content properly as that whole plan got abandoned seemingly altogether at this point>>community:>still the same whiny cunts about everything as much as possible
>>738620749>Happy tells him to grow up>Xenos goes on a multi-day ongoing spergout because of it>Tries to wreck happy by talking about numbers and engagement>lol that's cool anyway my fish is coming up cya
>>738621034>>738621314>>738621350discord trannies seething. Kek.
>>738615975I have all three in the PC game through modding. Didn't cost me a dime.
>>738621286muttmerican culture revolves around negro worshipping lmao
>>738619616Doing the light farm there and it’s so ass no idea why they made it so annoying but I’m on my 3rd weapon
>>738621403>>738620749>>738621286>>738621338>>738621201>>738621094>>738621015What did you guys do in Final Fantasy today? Anything?
>>738621403Big man with big axe stronk and bald and beardAnd an ego as sturdy as a single 4x4 sheet of cardboard.
Jason Charles Miller XIV
>>738621497I finally caught up and finished the Yak'tel beast tribe.Now I'm catching up with the giants, levelling Armorer with those.I'm also in the middle of the relic light farm step which isn't so bad thus far.
>>738621497MSQ
The writing of this game is better when it's not political.
>>738621321>not the warrior of warmnessone job
>>738621529he's goodbetter than STD man
>>738621598This but the exact opposite.
>>738621517pretty much every man-o-sphere guy is like that, you can tell if somebody wears their masculinity on the outside. xeno's entire personality is his beard
>>738621497wild raw sweaty sex with feo ul
>>738621517all tank mains have a insecure personality.
>>738621634No, I meant and I said and I said what I meant. There was no doublespeak. Fantasy is where the writing for this game excels. Politics is where it slumbers.
>>738621598The whole game is political except for Dawntrail and Shadow. It’s literally about intercontinental politics and trying to rally others.
>>738621034>MSQGlib facsimile of ShadowbringersStill refusing to do anything interesting with Azem>GameplayEvolved does nothing fresh and is arguably more limited than rebornDungeons and raids are not much different from how they were beforeWeekly rewards are still limited to the equivalent of 450 tomes a week
what new jobs are these?
>>738621690Typical offtank mentality.
you gonna scroll by without sayin yee haw?
>>738621676>SHE CANNAE TAKE MUCH MORE O THIS
>>738621598nah
>>738621749seething troon>>738621771seething trank
>>738621715Endbryos really do believe this and it's pretty fucking sad. Thankfully I know the people posting here have more sense than that.
>>738621758YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>738621810why the fuck was that retard alisaie even there. fucking stupid cunt
>>738621758mutation warrior
>>738621657WE'RE TALKIN' GUNSWE'RE TALKIN' FREEDOMWE'RE TALKIN' BALDWE'RE TALKIN' EAGLESWE'RE TALKIN' BEARD
>>738621810>garlenigger larpers jerked off to this sloplmao.
>>738621810Lowkey ngl this is the best patch in the game
>>738621810Ah yes.>we want to improve society somewhat>yet you participate in society. curious!intermission>so what the fuck do you really want>okay so I say we do exactly what the ascians want and rejoin the worlds right? but then we backstab them right when they're about to backstab us!
>discord troons forcing this grifter streamer drama no one cares aboutlmao.
>>738621286uhh...he's right. January 6th was objectively bad.
>>738621749>dawntrail isn't political>it's a literal contest for the throne TWO fucking times and with a side dish of immigration politics thrown in to boot????>ShB isn't political>.x patches do not exist>Eulmore doesn't exist.
>>738621775Yee Haw
>>738621956>>okay so I say we do exactly what the ascians want and rejoin the worlds right? but then we backstab them right when they're about to backstab us!you wouldn't get it...
>>738621992Why was it bad?
>>738621758Estinien got that shit on ngl
>>738621891>owns a coffee company>has some kind of OTC supplement they want you to takeinstant and permanent signs of grifter
>>738621956>speedreader doesn't understand a cutscene because it's not about Emet or VenatSame as it ever was.
>>738621880as of right now the clear choice for most raid comps is gonna be running two OTs for the extra damage and raid mit
>>738621920>And pray tell what of the time you also merely happened to “misclick” on the video of futanari anime girls stuck in an elevator?
>>738621758holy fuck these models are ugly holy shit
>>738621835I don't believe it. It simply is.
>>738622027because fomenting an insurrection is bad, obviously
>>738622046What are some instant and permanent signs of someone who plays Final Fantasy XIV?
>>738622062what extra damage? MT paladin's counter is a free blade of honor (~1000 potency) with a generous parry window and an unknown frequency of use
>eternal garlenigger larper seething>they thought they were getting a garlean focused ilsabard expansionwhat mental illness is this?
>>738621992It was funny actually. Though it's weird how it has been turned into an actual event when if you watched any of the live streams as it happened it was just a bunch of Grugs fucking around and having fun.
>>738622049he understood the cutscene perfectly though. Varis is knee deep in his own asshole and got gutted like a fish and got his dick turned into a primal because of it
>>738621749>Dawntrail's contest for the throne isn't politicalThe 'cord really is not sending their best tonight.
>>738622049>can't argue>proceeds to make up some lazy strawman to beat based on his seethe over emet-selch and/or venatThe Garlean Community™
>>738621810Is that fucking Suhr Zarek
Can't believe Garlefags are still seething.
>>738621810Varis was right. In fact, without Garlemald as an active threat to unify them, Eorzean peace would always be tenuous. The Empire is what united groups with competing interests under one alliance and now it's a globohomo adjacent political system where the Scions are kingmakers installing chosen leaders.Endwalker was bad though. At least we see Varis' plan was vulnerable thanks to the Telophoroi.
>>738617276I do not envy...i DESIRE. I DESIRE to obtain things that i do not have, because that is human nature of ambition!
>>738622149it's political when i like it >:(
>>738622234>Dies to being bukakked
>NOOO THEYRE MAKING FUN OF US DISCORD TROON SISTERS KEEP POSTING XENOS SLOP
>>738622097>me when a bunch of retards spend months burning down neighbourhoods in "defiance of the system" because some fent addict got jannied :DDDDD>me when a bunch of boomers turn up at the capitol for a day to yell about their dismay with the system:|
>>738622234nigga thought he could invade other nations with hot air balloons
>>738622149It's not. The acknowledgement of some kind of system of government does not make it a political story. It's a preachy kid's cartoon where a naive retard has the world bend over backwards for her so every problem gets solved because she's just so darn nice. There's nothing political about it.
>>738622241>telphoroi>fandaniel its just fandaniel and tempered garleniggerslmao what a stupid ass faction. garloids jerked off to this.
>>738621598FF14 writing was at its best when it was a mixed political and fantasy setting that allowed its vast world to flourish, something only talented people can create. The one trick pony Ishikawa and the talentless hack Hiroi obviously couldn't. I admit that shardhopping is a good premise to allow almost endless creativity for such a long running game but the execution was beyond horrible and Ishikawa fucked it all up
>>738622309"there isn't anything political about a rite of succession"
>bakes cookies for zero>golbez eats themGARLEAN COMMUNITY LOL
>>738621986>>738622287Stop malding or you'll end up like your e-daddy.
>>738622287You're trying very hard to get attention so here you go lil fella.
>>738622234He was right thougheverbeit.Burned down their own empire for laughs and then proceeded to scream about muh pride
>>738622309>There's nothing political in a Contest for who will rule the nation.Can you stop being so stupid. Just stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>738622303They were both bad. Oh wow, that wasn't hard at all to do
>>738622384Yes, that's correct. There are no politics involved in the rite of succession. It's literally an episode of the Amazing Race. Is the Amazing Race political?
>>738622345>arr slop>sb slop>ew sloplol what a seething troon.
>>738622438alright grandpa let's get you to bed, you're starting to babble and you need your sleep
>>738621758(Beat drops with a heavy, distorted 808 and the sharp chime of Ishgardian bells)## **TRACK: DRAGOON DRIP****Artists:** Azure RP, Alphi-B, & The Meteor**Labels:** Scion Sound / Puma International### **[Intro: Alphinaud]**(Smooth, confident tone)Yeah.From the Studium to the streets.We stopped the Final Days, now we’re starting a new era.Puma on the threads, aether in the veins.Estenien, you ready?### **[Verse 1: Estenien]**Jump so high I’m out the frame, call it **Stardiver**Puma sweats, charcoal grey, I’m a survivorLeft the lance at home, but the silhouette is sharpKeep a trophy on my neck, yeah, Nidhogg’s heart.I don’t look at price tags, Alphie handles the billSuede Classics on the pavement, yeah, I’m dressed to killFrom the Steppe to the Moon, keep the circle smallBlue dragon on the chest, man, I’m standing tall.### **[Chorus: Warrior of Light]**(Deep, rhythmic bass-heavy delivery)**Seven heavens deep, yeah we’re opening the gate****Baller in the cut, check the gear, check the stat****Echo in my head, tell 'em "Where the gold at?"****Fresh out the Coffer, yeah the fit is unmatched****Savage on the floor, keep the loot all attached.**### **[Verse 2: Alphinaud]**I used to talk a lot, now I let the sneakers speakWhite T7 tracksuit, man, the aesthetic is peakCarbuncle on the shoulder, but the vibe is "Big Business"If the drip was a Primal, you’d be seeking forgiveness.Artillery support? Nah, I’m calling the playsRed and blue branding for the Sharlayan daysI spent a million gil just to get the right laceLook me in the eyes—that’s a "Mastermind" face.### **[Verse 3: Warrior of Light]**(Fast flow, aggressive)Skip the cutscene, I’m already at the bankFull Puma Nitro, I’m the DPS and TankWarrior of Light? Nah, Warrior of StyleCross-region traveler, I put on the miles.Zenos want a rematch? Tell him wait in the queue
>>738622391The ABSOLUTE community of Garlemald.
>>738622414See >>738622438There's nothing political about the story or the process within the story. It's a game show.
>>738621758zesty....
garlemalders sure are uppity today. islabard expansion soon right?
Hermes was the single biggest brainlet in the history of Etheirys.
>>738622437So true. When you feel like you're being played and lied to by the system, what you do is sit at home and grumble about it online like good cattle.
>>738622506Oh you're going to continue being stupid, carry on then.
>>738622532Azem chose to not stop him, so clearly Hermes was in the right.
>>738621583Come back to WoW, friend!
FFXIV: Combat Devolved
>mfw when the superior Garlean people are still living in subway stations out of train cars
>>738622489its HIM
>>738622570>actually this game show is political because the winner of the game show gets to be president!
>play as midlander for 2 years>get something like 15 comms total>fantasia to lalafell last week>2-3 comms in every dungeon
>>738622523>here's your new online store glamour set bro
>>738622601
>>738622627In my experience, the role you play has way more of an effect on commends than anything else, unless something happens to make you stand out
>>738622627stop playing DPS
>>738622673is cosmic exploration fun? is crafting in general fun and/or rewarding outside of making current tier raid gear?
>>738622627I'll never forget getting all the comms for danger doritoing zodiark for a bunch of first timers
>>738616239i want this so fucking bad but not having this in the real version of the game makes me not want to resub anymore
dead tranny game
>>738608719Jaun Fantasia will job change.
>>738622284>>738622413>spends 50 years with a free 10/10 wife>does NOT have sex with her>ends up with a bastard after being raped somehow>kills own dad for no reason>gets his super powerful fleet nuked by 1 big lizard>cowers in his own funhouse>eats like 1000 souls and activates his devil trigger>jobs like the scrub he is>randomly gives the keys of his funhouse to lil nigga moojI was going to say that Zoraal fell ironically as the game intended. but that man was straight up having an incel moment from start to finish. what the fuck was that?
>>738622702>red mage dies 5 times in a run>does LB3 in the last 5 seconds of the fightGIVE THAT MAN THE COMMENDATION
>>738622627I bet you also went from dps to heal/tank and probably started wearing overly cutesy or goofy glam.>>738622702For most people it's: refill for a leaver/booted player > glam > heal/tank not being incompetent > chatting and being helpful > standout player > basic ass heal/tank > dps > random
>>738622791But enough about wow, the dead game with literal trannies and a pride parade in it!
>>738622858He's getting the mount for damn sure.
>>738622736it's aightit's not bad but it's too much repetitionespecially with essentially 4 zones of mostly the same stuffi will not shit on them for giving us more of a thing, but i will say they might have been better off not going so hard on cosmic exploration and maybe cutting the zones in half (or even just nixing one zone) and using that time to create something else. a second occult crescent zone (before north horn, which would then be the third) or a second variant, or something
>>738616402I feel the same way, but it makes sense because that is pretty much their target audience
>>738622858I've learned playing BLM that if I use AM at least once or twice in a dungeon I'm way more likely to get a comm
>>738622834>gets his super powerful fleet nuked by 1 big lizardSaid lizard being the RUNT of that particular litter with their dad sleeping it off. This fag thought he was gonna run roughshod over Eorzea too lol.
>>738622834He was never fighting the WoL.He was fighting his autism.
>>738622863Who is talking about World of Warcraft? We're talking about Final Fantasy XIV here! Does Luckybancho do that game too?
I tend to get commendations as DPS simply for not having to be the DPS the healer or tank has to worry about.
>schizo arrives>immediately starts dumping his folder of seething about the avatarfags living inside of his head rent free, laughing redditfrogs, shitty twitter memes, luckybancho charts, and retarded copypastas
>>738622834something about he had a bad dad (he didn't) so he never knew how to be a dad himself and that made him have a neurotic breakdown
>>738622834You are too white to understand the brownoid mind I am afraid
>>738622791Step up when ever cold comes out post this graph again and pull up what’s good slap the shit outta youBOTTOM TO THE TOPEVERCOLD, never FLOP (skrr)
>>738622958yea dumpy never left, he just turned into a vizex xene simp and a backseat modnothing to do but report and ignore
>>738622987It would go up because it's a new expansion. That's just natural. But even Endwalker on the shittiest patches managed to go up a bit from the lows, Dawntrail is just a steady shit slide the whole way down. What's Q2 going to look like, do you think? And Q3? Ultimate will magically save them for the entire rest of the year?
>>738622946>Zoraal straight up forgets the full party and starts whacking at strawmen ghosts mid fight
>yea eat tacos>garloids cheer and clap
>>738622958These are tough times for him having to see the game still alive and starting to boom again. Returners and Sprouts all sharing their experiences all over social media, people asking how to get into the game etc. He thought he had won.
>>738623059*crip walks on the scene*
>>738623059We love the big funni here.... you take that back....!
>>738618491Saving people from voidsent
I’m a sprout
>>738622962thankfully a random robot butler was a great dad for lil nigga mooj. hopefully shale is a good mother too. that niggy had a rough start.
>>738622234Bro's story was a fucking comedy.>Gets shown off as some stoic badass>Shows a small degree of skill, never really see it much though>Proceeds to spurge out over Garleans>Tells you, the fucking WoL and biggest figure in Eorzea, that he wants to take war to Eorzea>His fucking island is surrounded by reefs, making real ships hard to come by>No knowledge of actual ship warfare>Wanted to invade, probably at Limsa, the home of fucking pirates>Proceeds to be a non-entity after the start until he suddenly shows up>Is 30 years older, still jobs to fuck against his literally half dead dad>Only "wins" via shock factor of coming back to life combined with his dad grieving already>His attack just fucking fails overall>Proceeds to sit in his cuck chair as you run around with Sphene causing issues>Jobs against you, suddenly has a "change of heart" with a fit about how bad his life was>Find out shortly after that his son was a rape baby... from the mom raping him because he was a literal incel
>>738622834he wasn't married to Sphenehe was just the King. It is an obvious parallel to Wuk and Koana, since he even took the names of Resolve and Reasonand how did he get raped? I thought what happened was that lil nigga mooj's mother agreed to his request of spying on the scientists, with the condition that king fag would fuck her pussy raw, and his response was >wah wah my daddy issues, nothing matters to me except killing my dad. My sperm is literally worthless to me. So take it, you worthless lizard slut. but I ain't taking care of that baby tho
John Reborn (Formerly John Fantasy)John Heavensward (Formerly John Reborn)John Stormblood (Formerly John Heavensward)John Shadowbringer (Formerly John Stormblood)John Endwalker (Formerly John Shadowbringer)John Dawntrail (Formerly John Endwalker)John Evercold (Formerly John Dawntrail)Which one was peak?
>>738623059>report vidya postslolWhat did you do in Final Fantasy today? Why are you here if you don't want to talk about Final Fantasy? Based on your posts it seems like you'd be happier on kiwifarms or /pol/.
>>738623174Memes aside I can't bring myself to like mooj.
>>738623209John Dawntrail looked good.
>>738623237His biggest simp, there he is...Same old script...>kvetches from his discord to the clouds
>>738622834>>738622928Remember back in Heavensward where Hraesvelgr who is meant to be so much more powerful than Vitra didn't do shit and refused to fight the Garleans?The Garleans sent a single airship and they killed a Primal of Shiva with it. Meanwhile Vitra was able to one shot an entire fleet of these super advanced Electrope ships.Powerscaling of this game is fucking retarded. It's getting into Warhammer 40k levels of absurd and inconsistent.
>>738623240
>>738623302Hraesvelgr just didn't care though.
>>738623189he literally didn't know sex makes babies
>>738623302I laughed my ass off HARD when they did the "and then the dragons arrive!" like some looney tunes shit
>>738617304Meteor was an archer first. But seeing how 1.0 ended, that only backs up your point.
>>738623302Electrope isn't that powerful.That's why the WoL can fuck up every single Arcadion fighter despite their asses being full of electrope, while being unenhanced.
>>738623237>w-w-w-w-w-what'd did you do in XIV todayAvatarfags aren't video games. Don't you have an artbook to dump? But maybe the blatant janny immunity you seem to have gives you the freedom to care less. Curious. Why not send your epic crusade over to /vg/?
>>738621758Swag KnightDripmancerAuramaster
>singlehandedly saves FFXIV in you're path
>>738623313I'm sorry.It's the combination>son of giga-autist>prodigy hackermans>the one with the authority to make Krile's earring work>soft-hearted geek crying about how weak he is (he's a literal kid)>wanting to become a viperPick something, lil mooj. And ditch the rags.
Goddamn Sphene sexy. Those little denim pockets hanging out.
>>738623469
>>738623189>a medical specialist has sex with a mentally ill autist who does not know or care about sex for the purpose of procreation and doesn't explain that to him or warn him of the risksShe knew very well what she was doing to him. he agreed to help her. she did not say what she needed help with. that's date rape territory.
>>738623426I want a refund. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swocqxNZg-g
>>738623471being a smart kid and pursuing a physical job at the same time is his resolve and reason
>>738623469Charlie Kirk also did this
>tfw there's a knock on your cabin door and you think it's Alisaie or Alphinaud come to have a nice heart to heart moment like in old times>it's fucking Wuk Lamat again
>>738622834wtf, everyone tells me that dawntrail's story was shit but this sounds kino?
>>738623556we had rough sex after that cutscene btw
>>738623469>kills the 2 min meta>the MUH HOMOGENIZATION trannoids disappear.
>>738623469I thought it was cute how the crowd gave him the Mr. Prime name
>>738623512built for butt play
>>738623556That’s a good thing
>>738623575With whomst??
>>738623463I don't think you know what an avatarfag is.>But maybe the blatant janny immunity you seem to havePosting video games on /v/ - Video Games will tend to make you immune to some seething /pol/shitter spamming reports because the vidya is interrupting his off-topic whining, yeah. Want to try it? Come on, tell me what you did in Final Fantasy today!
>>738623556>stares at you >yells autistically>takes you outside to yap fire hiroi
>>738623537I just think they made him too precocious.Let him be a kid. He doesn't have to worry about being physically capable enough to take on primals of death. He shouldn't be a king, or a master hacker.
>>738623527I was more of an "I can fix him" scenarioShe genuinely thought that having a baby would stop him from being such a bitter, unlikeable faggot, and they would live happily ever after. Instead, he had a mental breakdown and refused to accept the kid
>>738620749walking back the way I came because literally whos are for gay niggers(You)
>>738623616S-Sena…
>>738623629
>>738620094They hired indians to write the story after firing Hiroi in a hurry post 7.0 release so of course the indian writers had to have a scene where a character puts himself in a situation where he's about to be trampled.
>Yeah, I raped Sphene, technically speaking>But she didn't put up much of a fight and she never told me to stop so honestly, I don't really think of it as rape and I wouldn't have done it if I didn't know she wanted it
>>738623684I can accept you wanting to fuck Wuk.But Sena?Anon pls...
>tfw no EB to do x4 runs of each deep dungeon with
They're gonna fuck up MCH again aren't they?
>>738623471>>738623537>>738623653>get frozen for 500 years>your people are gone and youre told your avatar is crazy>confused and sick>add to it this little fucking monster is sitting on your bed looking at your assspeen has a hard life.
>>738623736if anything evolved MCH is an opportunity for it to get the gun-mage thing back
>>738623692Genuinely impressive.>>738623629What, incessantly spamming your XIV character on every single post, isn't? Well, obviously it isn't considering nothing has ever been done about it but... surely we aren't playing semantics here, right? Do you play the funny janny dicksucker contrarian because it makes you happy?
>>738623692>vidya image gets posted in vidya threadsWhoa...Want to post your own vidya image? Show me your latest XIV screenshot!
He was right. Not because that Anon was some genius but because the retards on here are far too predictable.
>Got to level 50 oh boy I can't wait to play red mage>realize I'm too fucking stupid for it and there's a lot of buttons
>>738623209ShB made me want job swapping in combat as a mechanic. One hope for the EC changes is that evolved makes that a new possibility in 9.0 or something. Keep it role specific so you can't do like tank/healer or healer/dps.It'd work super well with tanks too, with the whole MT/OT split, so even in casual content you can minimize whining when the team is two main tanks or two off tanks
>>738623742Right? So let me cuddle her for a bit.And maybe fondle her.And maybe put triplets in her.
>>738623760I've never posted my character, though. You don't recognize this character? Hmmm, sounds like you need to try out the free trial!
as someone that only started playing during Endwalker, I wanna know, was Samurai actually fun when it had Kaiten? I'm not really sure what I missed out on
>>738623771I think the consensus is that streamers are faggots and neither are really in the right regardless. But you'd know that, right?
>>738623302>The Garleans sent a single airship and they killed a Primal of Shiva with it.A capital ship got heavily damaged against a primal. Daddy Middy ate one of those and he's out of commission for the next 200 years.Meanwhile the lazy brat vtra one shot shoddy drones. keep in mind that at this poit dragons are fed up with allagan bullshit. and whatever arcane tech shit allagan pulled out of their asses is much, much stronger than Electrope.The main appeal of electrope is that it can convert lightning aether into whatever. it's a super material.Have you stepped into the crystal tower or azys Lla recently? it's full of more glowy rocks and metals like electrope. it's not like having 1 funny cool material makes alexandria better than the others. Garlemald did more damage with their off-brand petroleum that works unironically just like oil, no magic needed.
>>738622330None of us liked it. We are all unhappy with how garlemald was handled.
>>738623778luckily they're updating the game just for you next year
>>738623469He created the 2 min meta by making 2.4 NIN.Will he atone for his sins?
>>738623536>Let me epicly dodge these ultra slow speed lasers>footfalls playing in the backgroundHAHAHHAHAH
>try out pictomancer>push one button>every single ability lights up like it proccedThe fuck?
>>738623835Read the tl;dr of that post in the picture. He has you down to a T.
>>738623829kaiten was a kenki boost to midare setsugekka, higanbana and tenka goken, it didn't really do anything vis-a-vis gameplay function but the button felt good to push because it was symbolically sheathing your sword before using an iaijutsu
>>738623771>screencaps his own posts>heh this random guy said that we're being raided and it's clear that he's right now since people keep mocking my favorite faggot streamer for being a spergy retard. that just proves that that post by a random person totally not me was 100% correctThis is just sad, anon.
>>738623839good riddance to larpers. EW was a true gift.
>>738623862Welcome to the Evolved beta test job.
>>738623736mr prime designed all the best jobs in the game and all the pvp versions of all of the current jobs, which are all better than their pve counterparts.So hopefully he won't fuck anything up and MCH is probably getting a fucking sniper rifle in pve.
>>738620749rightHappy suffers from being boring, which is the greatest sin in content creation.
>>738622834He couldn't live up to being the son of gjj even though everyone else thought he did
>>738623736they're gonna fuck up EVERYTHING. That's why I'm glad Reborn will still be around
Dawntrail has had some of the best content of the entire game.The Clyteum was awesome and I really liked the Chort.
>>738623657eh, she didn't try hard enough. Speen could have done it.
evolved keeps on winning.
>>738623556
>>738623819You need to keep up if you genuinely think that's what I meant. Arguing in bad faith doesn't make you look less like a retarded chimp. At this current point in time, if you wanted to know, I'm working on my GSM relic. After that, maybe the FSH rod, but I like my Ishgardian Restoration one a bit more. Probably will hit up the Big Fish when it hits on that off patch that I always forget. Hopefully the title is a bit better than the last one, although the framer kit is okay. Is that what you wanted to hear? Context is important, you know.
>>738623881guys who deem everybody a drone or a raider while giving themselves a wiggle-room of (normal gossip lifespan) so they're right no matter who responds aren't enlightened, they're retardsit would also ring much less hollowly if dumpy didn't go on a war-path after the general consensus was against xeno; thinking the bald guy is a faggot and then getting five "what did you do in final fantasy" backseat janny replies doesn't actually deter me from talking about him much
>>738623893It wasn't. They chose to just go with mass brainwash instead of a proper civil war. Wasted 10 years of build up.
>>738623771>Xeno is 4chan>melts down like a little thin-skinned bitch because a guy told him to "grow up">>738621286Your post was retarded the first time, anon. You didn't need to dredge it up again.
>>738623967wol is so lucky...
>>738622928>Said lizard being the RUNT of that particular litterAnd you're forgetting something anon:He's also currently missing an eye he used to "resurrect" his sister-mom so he's at best at half power.
bro my wife backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKwDdSfCq-g
>>738624029
>>738624007still seething. Thank you EW.
Xeno was right calling Brappy a flaky two-faced animalBrappy was right calling Xeno an idiot for needing to whine about nothing on twitter. Even funnier because both Kate and Sena clearly don't have future work on the game. Japan is supposed to be the ones late to everything the West does, not the other way around.XIV content creators are fake and gay anyways!
>>738610617Dwayne Johnson is so lucky...
>>738623974>After that, maybe the FSH rod, but I like my Ishgardian Restoration one a bit more.Just glamour it, you'll need the rod for big fish.>Is that what you wanted to hear? Yep!>Context is important, you know.I don't know what more context you would need. People seem to have trouble talking about video games so I ask them about video games.
>>738624029I would.She just needs to not talk.
>>738623708If Indians had written DT then at least one character would've died being run over by the train.
>>738624029>I fucking hate Wuk Lam-
>>738623742>sphene and lil mooj sharing a bed
>KEEP POSTING GRIFTER SLOP THEYRE IGNORING US
>>738624064balding woman
test
>>738623736Can't get any worse than it is now.
big xeem was right
>>738623859My face the entire time that was happening.
>>738624138its when she woke up you degenerate
>>738624029(translated from Japanese)imagine suck on this titty and thenhair touch the tonguegraduation euphoria
>>738624020>Xeno is 4chan>melts down like a little thin-skinned bitch because a guy told him to "grow upWhere's the lie? That's you right now having a lil melty.
>>738623568Wuk lamat so shit she smeared shit all over the story. zoraal a shit but for other reasons
>>738623986Do you only come here to talk about e-celebs?Have you ever thought about trying the game? You might have fun! Do you like collecting things? They just added dungeon sets to the armoire so you can fill it out like a catalogue!
>>738623819But that character isn't in the free trial.
>>738624217>Where's the lie?hey, if you want to liken yourself to a balding faggot who melts down for over a day because someone told him to grow up, then be my guest
>>738624220careful dumpy you already have one MD5 hash collection
>>738624240The free trial will get him locked in so he can come meet the cute new main character and upcoming star of Evercold, Queen Speen.
I will never care for 14 e-celebs, they are all fat and gay
My wife.
>>738624297spheet
>>738624064Just in time to be filtered by the next ultimate. We love to see it.
how does it feel to be the japanese guy who wrote a reviled story story that made the expansion hated? How does he still have the gal to go to work ? Does he know?
>>738623536>estinien dives and epicly misses them all>they just explode and fall over anyways>aboriginals with fucking sticks dont immediately just get shot by the robots with guns>they just let urianger and thancred yap>vritra just fucking shows up right on time halfway across the continentthe only good bit of this scene was bakool jaja really. NO STAKES NOBODY DIES NOBODY GETS HURT EXCEPT FOR 2 RANDOM MERCHANTS
>>738624267You really proved me wrong that you're not having a melty by repeatedly replying to my posts with nothing but insults.
>>738624351seething chuds.
>>738624350He got demoted back to side quest jail
lil nigga mooj
>>738623907They pretty much all were extremely good when they released but if I had to choose which jobs got raped the hardest since their release, my list would merely add DRK and SCH (in my eyes SMN was always shit, now it's just a different flavor of shit) to what he listed.
>>738624443
>>738623847TA was every 60s, though...
>>738624524post the one where it just abruptly stops
>>738622962It's not that he had a bad dadIt's that he was literally called the miracle childtwo headed mamool ja are not meant to be able to have kidsin his mind, he shouldn't exist, but the fact that he did meant that he was literally born for greatness. and everyone made sure to drill this into his head growing upWhat fucked him up and turned him into a turbo autist was not a bad childhood; it was literally getting crushed under the weight of all of the expectations everyone placed upon him. and he broke when he thought he had failed to live up to everyone's expectationsWuk Lamat even talks about how their childhood was great, and Zoraal Ja was genuinely a great brother to her growing up
>>738624351Kek to top it all off the bad voice acting, the bad mixing, the crap audio and weirdly placed music just brings it altogether in one big pile of shit.
>>738623907how does he feel about the changes to mch and ast though
>>738624561This character was probably missing at least three scenes of context to really flesh him out at all.Nothing sells his miracle child schtick except his preconceived loser mindset
>>738624297okay those are a bit too detailed i dont like that
>>738624597i could see him being one of the "let it have broken buffs" guys mentioned as two camps of internal debate, opposing the "it shouldn't have broken buffs" camp, when AST got its most recent rework
It is VERY funny to me that Estinien is a completely different character from 5.4 onwards.>uh bro is relaxing he's 20 crayons oldHe's pretty lax in the SB DRG job quests, and even there he's way more in line with original writing than whatever he became at the cusp of EW.
>>738608787>497 replies>no one got the reference
>>738624393You're trying too hard, anon.
When asked why so many people want a blitzball ranged dps job. This anon stood tall and spoke the truth. Wherever you are anon, you made my favorite post.
What's everyone doing to kill 9 months? Don't say "playing XIV" because it's still troontrail right now and I need ideas that aren't dogshit.
>>738624812Getting pregnant
>>738624629It's the same issue as Golbez had.An overly padded and fattened up story with too much meaningless fluff.Yet 0 real development for the villain until the last moment where they cram in some hamfisted motivation to get us to sympathize with them.
>>738624664G'raha is entirely different too.They dont have anything to do anymore so they just became cartoons
>>738623778rdm is the easiest job that isnt WHM WAR or SMN
>>738623967>>738624029>get drink spiked and raped multiple times>fucks lyse>fucks wuk lamat>Y'shtola remains unfucked despite we seeing her naked twicenot fair
>>738624812Grinding out relicsFilling out my armoireBig fishingSpace Crafting IV soonKefka soonWhen I get some more free time I'll try and look around for a Quantum group and check that off.
>>738624812playing xiv, catching up on monster hunter (grinding out the last bit of omega savage i need for its gear in wilds, need primordial malzeno armor in rise, have fatalis armor and one fatalis weapon in world), checking out spiral knights again, waiting on my steam controller to arrive, never did finish up FF7 remake and need to finish that so i can play rebirth
>>738624812Playing XIV.
>>738624812I’m playing XIV because I am a sprout and have to level a lot and do many quests!!
>>738624882Graha may as well be three different people between CT, Exarch, and post-5.3.
>>738624895I am a sprout plaything XIV I have so much to do!
>>738624812Playing other games like GBF relink until August when I'll finally resub to catch up on story, finish getting all jobs to 100, and try to suffer doing a DT relic.
>>738623778Dawg you just make the bars fill up, you go back and forth so that neither one is too far ahead of the other
>>738624709Stop replying to me you weirdo.
>>738625049Do one thing at a time and you'll get around to it eventually.
>>738624812You can take a lot of pictures of your naked catgirl over 9 months
>>738625049don't rush
Why does Yoshida hate her?
>>738624812palying xiv( just started after the fan fest, so i have a lot to do)
>>738624812Roleplaying as a femhroth retainer
>>738624812grind my gear like usual
>>738625189why did the artist give her a hank hill ass?
Say something nice about (You)r Dawnservant.
I am new to xiv lets do this.
>>738625104You gotta go bar up alternative side combo each timeTo do that you gotta start with joltBut then there's a 50 chance you have to start your combo with something else and not joltAnd then you gotta go and jump in and do your in combo. That's a different comboOH BUT ALSO YOU GOTTA RES EVERYONEOh but also there's AOE combo and that has a different line rotation as wellI was playing WM before this you know what I did? I pressed Aero once.Then I pressed Cure 2
>>738619236Why would you bother?
anyone for beating gilgamesh on ARR?
>>738625270You're supposed to post your character, either for us to critique but also because it's good luck for your journeys ahead.
>>738619401>Hroth wearing clothes Liar
>>738625267Lahee do more blue alisaie posts NOW
>>738625267>DawnservantEnglish fanfiction, disgusting
>>738624629>>738624878thats actually a hiroi specialty. plays with the toys he wants gives shit for the rest (its all shit)
i am queued for susano
>>738624886RDM absolutely has a higher barrier to entry over many jobs though. Yes, it's easy, but it's also very easy to play badly.
>>738625290it's genuinely pretty easyjolt+ dualcast white side attack + followup if it procsjolt+dualcast black side attack + followup if it procsrinse and repeat until fullunless you're using the ability that allows you to skip joltthe AoE is the oppositeyou start with the black or white side attack, which gives you a dualcast joltraising is not part of your rotation, but you just dualcast that as well
>>738625293Why not?
M-maybe ill fanta to lala just for a month. To get it out of my system. Then ill go back to what I was before...haha..
is she ever going to get an apology for wasting her expansion on a tranny cat
>>738625267>Dawnservant>Dawntrail>Azem being associated more and more with the sun and dawn and all that>Azem is (You)So she's a WoL servant? What?
>>738625557Her name means 'Seventh Dawn' in Mayan. She was supposed to be the new main character.
>>738625521All things considered, her patch was pretty good.
>>738625521>lead up with some earring thing and her grandfather or something>ignore the grandfather>cant use the earring>meet her fake parents. have a name no one uses>the treno stuff is just to go OOOOH A SPOOOKY CUM CHALICE FULL OF FAAAATE. >oh yea be a picto. it doesnt matterwhat a shitshow.
>>738625521>ohmygod krile is actually from a different reflection>except the lalas from that reflection were actually originally from the source and ended up on a different reflection after using azem's macguffin, and they could never go back home to the source>so in a way Krile ends up being from the source anyways
THEY BLEW UP MATEUS
>>738625557Dawnservant is a fanfiction term, it doesn't exist in the Japanese script at all
>>738625592>She was supposed to be the new main character.for her expansion only, which she did fulfill since she takes up 7.0
>>738625592You have to be joking
>>738625654Yeah, it was kind of confusing.But essentially Krile is just a Lalafell anyway.But she should be one or two rejoinings lighter?
I hardcast vercure on the tank to piss the healers off :)
>>738625521can you please just shut the fuck up alreadyyou are so generic it hurts
>>738625673No, for the rest of the game. The reaction to her just made them change their plans.>>738625678Sadly I'm not.
>>738625710>No, for the rest of the game.obviously not
Have Square Enix learned from their failures such as Forspoken to STOP MAKING WOKE SHIT? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzGRmgdJvQWill Evercold be anti-woke coded?
>>738625318nvm
>>738625746You're right, they named her Mary Finalfantasy and gave her more lines than anyone else had in the entire rest of the game because she was never supposed to be important.
>>738625670It can't be helped.
>>738625752Yeah no fucking way do execs or devs learn anything they just double down until they fucking go bankrupt and then Microsoft buys them up and the cycle starts all over again
>>738625758>Buscar>ESP>CST timezoneewwww
>>738625752Who wears chort shortsI wear chort shorts
>>738625710There's no way even if she was received well she would be anything but a scion
>>738625791pretty bad leap of logic to think her dominating 7.0 and then practically vanishing for 7.1-7.2 means she was supposed to become the main characterunfortunately fans are very capable of, and very often do, look way harder into things than the developers do
>>738625521The lala part of the patch was .That was still boring so lol
>>738625862>her dominating 7.0 and then practically vanishing for 7.1-7.2Would you like me to link Yoshida's interview in which he says they were waiting for the reaction to 7.0 to decide where to go from there?>means she was supposed to become the main characterShe very obviously was.>>738625853Her name is Seventh Dawn, and the Lamat in her name actually refers to Venus as the morning star. And the sigil for the word is a rabbit. She's named after Venat three times over and then quotes her on top of that. She was supposed to be the center of the story going forward.
>>738625853I expected her to always be Lysed.Being a nation leader and all that.Unfortunately, that curse also hit Sphene.
>>738625943>Would you like me to link Yoshida's interview in which he says they were waiting for the reaction to 7.0 to decide where to go from there?NTA but yes I would.
>>738625752I think the wuk/sena thing actually scared yoship enough to not fuck with that kind of stuff in the next expansion. I don't think the 14 team will ever hire a tranny again for anything.
>>738625862>so this character is named Starwars Skywalker?>and he has more dialogue in one movie than Luke and Anakin had in their trilogies combined?>pretty bad leap of logic to think he's supposed to be the main character
>>738626017yoshida doesn't give a flying fuck about tranny haters in the fanbase, he was wagging a finger at them repeatedly this expac
>>738625953The way DT worked is that there were like 5 people that could've led Tural while she adventured with us. Lyse's arc was about going full circle back to Gyr Abania, but Wuk was about wanting more than the throne. Of course, they immediately abandoned this
>>738626002I'll look for it, hopefully I can find it again before the thread dies.
>>738625943>>738626034>and then he didn't become important, you say?>WELL CLEARLY THIS MEANS THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IMPORTANT AND BE AROUND FOREVER ANDlol classic disproven headcanon crash-out
well, that's a godawful way to put it, isn't it?
>>738625943Well assuming this is actually true thank fuck she is not, would've killed the game and nearly did
>>738626182>the character was written out after plans changed due to fan backlash?>that means the plans never existed, we live in an eternal present just like i learned in college
>>738626228The idea that she was gonna be around forever or be more important than she was is predicated entirely on that blurb about her name's translation, it's wishful thinking (permanent ragebait) at best.
>>738626017>I don't think the 14 team will ever hire a tranny again for anything.
>>738608719Reaper may be the awkward middle child of the melee, but even they deserve a moment in the spotlight
>>738626017Wuk is a shitty character in Japanese too, even if they didn't have a tranny voice her that doesn't mean people would magically like her.
>>738626339Raidtranny death dieNothingburger faggot post
>>738626275Yeah, I do agree Wuk was bad and was glad she was kinda Vaudeville Hooked by the plot, but a lot of this "she would be the main character forever and she's literally just Venat and Seventh Dawn and and" stuff seems like neuroses in order to perpetually fan the flame of one's own outrage.
holy hell ARR have a shitton of content
>>738626387It is, ironically, a train of thought about as old as Dawntrail itself
>>738620385Everything that the Scions praised Tullioyal had already been done in the Eorzea cities. It was so fucking egregious >Every Erozean city bar one was open to multiple cultures>Praising Tullioyal being built on a hill, meanwhile Limsa is built over the ocean on fucking spires, Uldah in the middle of a harsh desert and Ishgard on a fucking MOUNTAIN>Tullioyal's food is just Eorzean food in a wrap
>>738626365cool it with the anti irish bigotry buddy
>>738626356She's not nearly as bad in Japanese, still not good though.
>>738620557Bard's fine. It's just that 14's Bard is gay as fuck
>>738620713Nintendo are greedy pigs. Laughed my ass off when that was announced.
kek
>>738626356The NA playerbase is like 3x the size of JP. The discourse around it definitely reached yoship.
>>738620749I think I'll just play the game, thanks
>>738626356>Wuk is a shitty character in Japanese Wukfags ignore this for some reason
>>738626427also, the first. the beast tri- sorry, "allied societies" were fully integrated with the civilizations of novrandt with the amaljaa and kobolds basically treated as equals.
>>738621034>Omg this frozen wasteland has so much diversity!>Wow this food (shaved ice) is amazing! Nothing like we have on the Source!>Wow they built a city in the air?? We could NEVER do that?!
>>738626567i lolilole when he does the funny face haha :^)
>>738626621I don't really think this thread has Wukfags.
>>738621286Why are you surprised at this? He's irish. They're all faggots
>>738626704
>>738621598*When it's not real world political
hildy peaked in stormblood
>>738626796
>>738621810Where's the picture? It always makes me laugh
>>738626365Are you going to cry?Maybe even piss, shit and cum at the same time?lol
>>738621598the entire plot of ul'dah is about refugees and the Ala Mhigo people getting the short end of the stick, the fuck are you talking about
>>738622149Making a gameshow lile challenge out of the right to the throne is anything but political lmao
>>738626963it isn't politics when they aren't!! hecking!! VOTING!!!
>>738622414>Contest for who will rule the nation.>Political Listen to yourself
>>738622834He was unironically a worse Vergil lmao
>>738616859New bread up
>>738623302Electrope is temu tier shit
>>738627161i am da sdorm dat is abroachin provogin blag glouds in isolayon :DDDDDD
>>738626963>>738627071>Vitra showed up because Koana agreed to an alliance with Radz ad han>Not politicalYou people are so stupid that I can only guess you were educated in a third world country
>>738626567Hildebrand is the best story stuff in the game.
