HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Boomer thoughted this shit was hilarious
Them keeping his dialogue unchanged in the remake and explaining it as an in-universe translation error is kino
zig status?
>>738612795Base(d)
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVEMAKE YOUR TIME
>>738612854It's legit funnyThe song was stupid though
>>738612854It's a much better meme than zoomer brainrot nowadays
>>738612854This shit WAS hilarious, you think your "six-seven" has anything on Cats? We were making original content around this, what did you do? Just chant 6-7 at your mum then do a fortnight dance? Fuck outta here
>>738612854I’m a zoomer, and it IS hilarious. I went to a rave in 2018 and the organizers literally painted the rules on a slab of wood outside the club, including ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!It’s still relevant as a way to signal that whatever you’re undertaking is actually worth a fuck.
>>738612854uncs be lowkey cringe without knowing it fr no cap
>>738612854Thought? No, IT IS hilarious
>>738613031>>738613047We get it bro, you're 80 years oldGo to bed or some shit
>We get it bro, you're 80 years old>Go to bed or some shit
politicians be like: all your country are belong to niggers
>>738612854What do you expect from retardsDumb fucks were clapping and pissing themselves over shit like 'banana phone'Absolutely retarded generation
How are you gentlemenZero Wing is pretty fun actually.
>>738613201I love watching the newer generations be retards. How big is your fucking gut?
>>738613376RING RING RING RING RINGBanana phone!
>>738612854FPBPLook at all the boomoids in the replies seething and squirming kek
>>738612854Do these kinds of posters not know that literally everyone who was alive during the 2000s and comes here watched this stuff and thought it was hilarious? It’s so bizarre to me that shit like The Lazer Collection is considered something for grandpas now when me and all my nine-year-old friends used to cry laughing at them when they were new in 2009.
>>738613376Booms never laughed at banana phone,that was you directionless family guy queers.
>>738613598OH MY GOD IT'S ALFRED MOLINA
>>738612854unintentionally horrific english when trying to be serious is funnymaking intentionally bad english like you is not funny at all and just unironiclaly cringe inducing
>>738613376>>738613623>That one time in 2011 you tried to load your iPod Touch up with banana-themed meme songs, dress up like a banana for Halloween, and play them all while acting like a retard in publicThis was before the Onision allegations, by the way.
>>738613856Admittedly, I did not know what “How do I shot web” was in 2007. I also didn’t know who Colin Mochrie was (nor Animutation), so I thought he was The Head Of Calling Mockery.
i miss how simple life was growing up in the 2000s, i found this shit way late in 2007 crashing at my friends house for the weekend playing vidya. somehow that night i found this meme, and was watching all the videos on youtube about it that i could find off and on for hours. at the time it was the funniest shit i had seen in months or that entire year and i kept cracking up basically the entire night over it autistically. wish i could go back to those simple times.
>>738613326Take off every Nig!!
>>738615303>I miss watching silly memes in youtube about games I have not played and have no intention to play, while I play boring mass marketed slop all dayBut anon, that's literally what this entire board is. Nothing has changed.
>>738612795
The zero wing opening theme goes so hard
>>738616138That's every toaplan game
>>738613417It's a solid 7 out of 10. Nothing groundbreaking but just a generally fun video game with good music. Also even if you take away the meme translation the opening is absolutely kino. Genuinely one of the cooler ones in gaming https://youtu.be/SU-0pBKPJ1o?si=9dsg8Igjikd8LAMv
>>738616497This is pretty much the best you can hope for as far as genesis shmups go. Not even toaplan can put out a good genesis game.
A modern remake would talk about how the captain is further stoking the flames of war by taking off every ZIG and further fueling the cycle of revenge and how CATS did nothing wrong
>>738612854
>>738612795If this was a meme today it would be a saars thing.
PUPPY WHIRL!!!11!
>>738613376BOOP BA DOOP BA DOOP
>>738613376Do NOT talk shit about banana phone you motherfucker
>>738612795ALL YOUR BASE YOUR BASEBASEBASEALL YOUR BASEARE BELONG TO US
Broken English used to be funnyNow it's just an indicator that you're talking to a non-human
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BOX BEFORE I WILL MOVE IT INSIDE THE BASE SO IT ~*DOESN'T GET COLD*~
>toaplan made zero wing>toaplan fractures and forms CAVE>now people just post the ship penis poster>all the games have the same autismal and goofy aesthetic/engrishNothing changed
>>738612854Memes back then had a lifetime of yearsMemes now have a lifetime of weeks at bestI remember when people were getting Gangnam style tattoosI remember literally everywhere on the internet referencing Ugandan knucklesNow? Both forgotten. Not just forgotten, but even mentioning them would either get you blank stares or visible cringingBut Longcat? Longcat is eternal. Everyone still loves longcat
>>738612795It's a little sad that way more people know the meme than actually played the game. And it actually looks pretty cool, I just can't be bothered to set up a genesis emulator just for one game.
this made boomers shit and cum while fart and scream and commit mass murders
>>738617380Fuck your shit newfag this is a tacgnol site.
>A unique gameplay feature is the "Seizer Beam" system during gameplay, players can grab certain enemies and hold them as shield against enemy fire or launch them against enemies. Damn this was 15 years before Half Life.
pomelo is good for hatgood for peopleand on cat
>>738617656It's just a twist on R-Type's controllable orb that you can send out or attach to the front or back of your ship
>>738617656Play space bomber, it has a beefed up version of this and its insanely good and VERY goofy. Definitely on my list of clears to record because I want more people to play it.
>>738617656That's just Darius
>>738617904>goofyYou have my attention. Sell me on it, I love physics fun and "hit a nigga with a nigga" mechanics. Is it approachable for a casual or is it one of those shmups you shouldn't even touch unless you've 1CC'd Gradius III?
>>738617656Reminds me of the grab command from MMZ4, was Kenji Inafune always such a blatantly unroginal hack?
>>738612854And they were right.t. Zoomer
>>738613921It's peanut butter jelly time
>>738612795the first time i watched this it was on mutethen i watched it againblessed times
>>738612795wtf, I was playing Dead Island 5 minutes ago and noticed this challenge name:https://deadisland.fandom.com/wiki/Somebody_set_up_us_the_bomb>lol old game old meme referencehaven't seen anyone reference that in like 10 years.then what do i see on /v/?
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
>>738619342>Sell me on it, I love physics fun and "hit a nigga with a nigga" mechanics. You can grab enemies and launch them. If they hit enemies linked together you get a chain bonus. You can also release the enemies and they have a special move like a shot or a shield.>Is it approachable for a casual or is it one of those shmups you shouldn't even touch unless you've 1CC'd Gradius III?It's pretty much on par with a standard 2nd gen psikyo 1-all. (Gunbird 2, dragon blaze, strikers) It's not masochistic but it's not for beginners either. The webm is the opening stage to showcase the mechanics and scoring, but it becomes standard psikyo high speed bullet autism later. (Which isn't a bad thing imo)It's easily the best cute em up imo
>>738613024>The song was stupid thoughtake that back you tasteless niggerhttps://youtu.be/6a3HwbPMcxY&t=46
>>738616497All Zero Wing's soul are not belong to this romhack.
>>738613376BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
>>738612795>have to beat the game an ungodly amount of times to " unlock" the last secretholy shit just beating it once one hard was enough for me
>>738613201I'll go to bed with your mother.
>>738612795Zoomers rage at that sentence in chat for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFggReminder there are people lurking that were born after this video was uploaded.
But what is zig and why am I taking it off? Am I being violated?
>milliennials shit and pissed themselves over some stupid gifscringe ahh shit
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING!
https://megami.starcreator.com/nanaca-crash/
>>738613376yeah we were happier
>>738627536the 4chan version with the so long mr. despair opening playing in the background was so fuckin good.
>>738616825I wish someone would offer me a gun to kill myself with in real life.
>>738627973Do you mean this one?https://archive.org/details/katawa-crash-V0.8.36
>thread still holding together because the usual schizos don't know zero wing is a shmuplel
>>738623462He's talking about the microsoft sam meme song that everyone at the time kind of just assumed was sampling in game voiced redbook audio (it wasn't).>All your base.>(Base. Base.)>All your base.>Are belong to us.
Post the joke ending.
>>738628106I didn't even know about it being a shmup until I was in college around 2004 or so, when I got really into the genre. Surprisingly decent shmup with a god tier soundtrack.
>>738628226>Surprisingly decent shmupIt's toaplan, of course it is
>>738613376I JUST WANTBANG BANG BANGI DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR NAMEI JUST WANTBANG BANG BANG
>>738628065That's the one!
>>738628262I still need to get the Zero Fire M2 release.
>>738617380Ugandan knuckles was killed in the crib. Most of the shit zoomers made themselves were taken away or whored themselves out quickly ie "skibidi". They'll be the next silent generation at this rate; no one will remember them just like no one remembers the hit songs of the 1940s other than war propaganda.
>>738628276SCHIFIFTY FIVE
>>738628962Merry-oh Twee-ins! They look the same.
>>738612795fucking kek XD
>>738612795Posting kino: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qE6emvdmg-M
>>738613024fuck you the song was awesomeso was the actual game music it was based off ofhttps://youtu.be/gb_TFrpU7GI
>>738629010You ask if one of them want ice cream cone? They both say yes.
>>738612854I feel so bad for Zoomers.You will never know the innocence and beauty of an internet not devoured and whored out for the sake of normie soccer moms and social media. Where people used to make content for the fun of it and sharing viral jokes as opposed to everything revolving around retards trying to sell you a product or subscription, and paywalling fucking everything.You have to say this old shit is cringe and gay for no other reason than you're bitter and angry that all that's left for you is ai generated shit and content being a product funded by corpos.
>>738629779Da-da-da, do da DAH, do
https://streamable.com/mh2wjxLabbing stage 6 of batrider. I've had 2 1cc attempts end at grubby so far, I really hate this boss but I think thats okay progress. There's a setup in the beginning of the stage where you can just sit in the middle and be safe during a torrent of bullet spreads and have a ton of room to dodge blue aimed shots, and I can't find a single replay that does it, what lol?Anyways from this point onwards everything gets really random, but I guess that's what I signed up for with a YGW game. Most routing is abstract things like sealing stuff an observer wouldn't even really think about, only when the screen stops am I doing safe and predictable hard route-y things. That's enough shmupping for today, gunna get drunk now
"The Treasure game history is a rich tapestry. But, since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you: I did not care for Radiant Silvergun.""What?""Did not care for Radiant Silvergun.""How can you even say that, Anon?""Didn't like it.""Anon, it's like the perfect game!""This is what everyone always said. Whenever they say...""Hiroshi Iuchi, Hitoshi Sakimoto, I mean, you never see, Studio Gonzo!""Fine. Fine. Fine team, did not like the game.""Why not?""Did not... Couldn't get into it.""What didn't you like about it?""It insists upon itself.""What?""It insists upon itself.""What does that even mean?""Because it has a valid point to make, it's insisted!""It takes forever memorizing the scoring route; you spend like six and a half hours on Stage 3... You know, I can't get through, I've never even finished the game. I've never seen the ending.""You've never seen the ending?!""How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?""I agree. It's not really fair.""It's outrageous.""I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to Stage 5.""Yeah, it's a great stage. I love that stage.""I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different lang... You know, that's where I lose interest in it.""You know what, Anon...""They're speaking Japanese!""The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; something you don't understand.""I love Cotton Boomerang. That is my answer to that statement.""Exactly.""Well, there you go.""Whatever.""I like that game too."
>>738617717The vibes..... Take me back.
>>738632726>You now realize that the BLAAAAAAAAH sound effect is based on that kid shouting “BAAAAAAAAAWLS” from that one sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ugh7-fOaNI
>>738613598DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS
>>73861279520 fucking years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
I bet you all forgot about one of the greatest memes of the late 200os and early 2010s: the Sparta mixes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i1uOO42W-Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2kkMA6pvj8
>>738613201oh no it's underage and new to 4chan
>>738616921This was somehow how I discovered touhou, the cool&create flash
>>738632726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_yWiGDC-68
>>738615362>Take off every Nig!!Fuck you all, I thought this was hilarious
>>738612795Thrilled to announce that we have successfully completed the acquisition of your entire infrastructure.
>>738613201It will happen to you :)
>tfw 30+yrsold
>>738640938It's startling how many people have trouble comprehending this.
>>738642406It's fine, we didn't understand it back then either.
>>738642570I did, at least conceptually. Never felt the need to be disrespect people for being older.
my friends and I really liked this one for all of the self-made SFX and musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVsijmCFs50*beep*
>>738613031Much better than shit like Skibidi Toilet, Skull Emoji and Sixty Seven.
>>738613376IT'S THE BESTBEATS THE REST CELLULARMODULARINTERACTIVODULAR
>>738628276shiggetty shiggetty shwah
>>738612854>thoughtedPlease die.
>>738612941capitulated https://codeberg.org/ziglang/zig/issues/32009
>>738640449I am in shock and do not believe what you have just relayed
YOU !!!
>>738612854It was pretty funny.
>>738616138It’s in Genesis NSO for anyone curious who wants to see it and try it out
HA HA HA HA HA
>>738613376Well it's the best.Beats the rest!
>>738617380god i wish wojaks lasted a week, >tfw no gf itself lasted for years
>>738612854>thoughted
>>738613376Look at my horse. My horse is amazing.
>>738644213Boromir wonSauron lost
>>738612854THISboomers be like>i'm dying sooner than you please tell me ur jelly af
kek
>>738617380longcat is loooong :)
>>738612795I used to have an base too but then I took an arrow to the knee
just saw this in my folder
>>738644213having actors that could emote really helps this funny gif
XBOX IS HUEG!11
>>738649543>that's not a moon
>>738649543>HUEGI never understood if that's supposed to be a hard G or a soft G. Which is it?
>>738651565i always figured “Hugh Egg”
>>738651696You're all right, anon.
>>738644848Apu is at least 8 years old now
BIKE
>>738656051At first I was bummed But, I figured the total happiness in the world had gone up.So, whatever
>>738613376was Banana phone and Peanut Butter Jelly Time thé Tung Tung Sahur of 2010?
>>738656226>banana phone and pbjt>2010you better be joking nigga.
I fucking hate the Something Awful culture of the 00s so fucking much bros
>>738656513It was actually a bit shit wasn't it
>>738656403Wanted to type 2001
