ITT: Retarded Minigames
>>738622230Is 5 the worst hudson soft mario party?
Mario Poopy 4
Do you think Mario lets everyone take bathroom brakes? I bet he forces his partygoers to piss themselves during the hard games and if your lucky you do a sneaky pee during a water mini game.
who streamed yesterday? if it was tloa just reply with an image of the fish looking into the toilet from spongebob
>>738623286The fans of Wario...
>>738623428united we stand, divided we fall
ITS HAPPENING
games that have that "early 6th gen tech demo" liminal aesthetic >luigis mansion>sunshine>mario party 4>wario worldam I missing anything else
>>738622802fish looking into the toilet from spongebob
>>738624342>sunshine id disagree it looks decent enough to not look like a tech demo
>>738624308Don’t they only hit it early if they’re in first place and not last?
>>738624418for the record I like the way those other games look toosunshine has just enough of that weird energy in some of the more abstract levels and the funny squash and stretch on the models to count imo
>>738624873whats even the context here
>>738625165it's a spoof of this video based on an old stream's shitposts the pacman portrait is to honor the original https://youtu.be/151vm8nz_rU
>dk
not a good day for daisy
who let the stupid monkey plan human games lol I hope they remove him for 5 he doesn't deserve to be in another party
>>738625457I'll pass your feedback along to Hudson Soft.
Whose streaming?
>>738625510
>yesterday's thread was a shitshow>tonight's thread is squeaky clean>this has been happening for monthsI'm noooooticing
>>738625510someone may be playing mario party 4 right now
>>738625574hit report and solve it then
>>738625574you’re right FUCK nine_ten
no yoshit no problem
>>738626308Lomsmelly still mad he lost to based_ten
>>7386237452 hours on paint, btw
>>738626894kek nice
>>738625651How am I supposed to report anons? There's no one to report them to.
>>738626894gigachad mario..
>>738626981You report them to the internet police.
>>738627018But I hate europe
>2 Lamps>Not enough coins
Does starman even have fun hosting? He just bitches at people the whole time.
>>738626551+ no weeg, only good characters
>>738627245What does Starman think of the Super Metroid Super Special comic?You know, since he loves slimes so much.
>>738627245do you have fun watching?
>>738627192>Free StarsOh! Okay that makes sense now.
>>738626551>make people beg for luigi>say fuck you and put yoshi inFunniest thing to happen in retard in years
why doesn't anyone else just go livegreen or sd would do this when a shitty stream was on
>>738627398Weeg drones are sub human, good for him
Mother's Day
>>738627398>yoshi gets 4th in the funniest way possibleactual riot
>seething about Luigi out of NOWHERE
>>738627572what happened?
>>7386276027-1 0/0
>>738627676yoshi being yoshi
>>738627749every character is retarded anon that means nothing
>>738627676>yoshi gets a star>dk steps on chance time >dk takes yoshis star he just bought>this fucking gave dk the game at the last possible second over peach
>>738627789holy soul
>>738627892Also throughout the game yoshi kept losing everything in chance time
i hate it when people don't watch the game and then make chat tell them what happened
dk went from 0 stars to 4 stars in 2 turns fuck this game
>>738628049I WAS TAKING A PISSSTOP BEING SO AUTISTIC
>>738628090Wario went from 0 stars to 5 in the last 10 turns last night
>>738628109why were you taking a piss you're supposed to stomp on me
>>738627789Squidward really is a no-nonsense nigga he'd have Mario's back for sure
bro is this still the first game
>>738622230Get good.
people will watch this and still claim "woman rigging" is real
>>738628505wacky watch
>>738628505i know, how wacky
Das how we do it back in Kongo Jungle
what is it with dk specifically and pulling insane comebacks out of his ass at the last second
>>738628536>>738628554god damn deluxe(still better then base 4)
>>738628692he's the king, simple as that
>All Around Me Are Familiar Faces>Worn Out Places>Worn Out Face-IM BACK IN THE FUCKING DUEL MINIGAME AGAIN?!
>>738628749donkey kong is so fucking ugly in this game how do people say this is a benchmark for graphics
>>738628858uhhh you are ugly!!!!!!1
>peach>yoshi>luigiARE YOU FUCKING STUPID do you want everyone to leave
haha
>>738629398yes, its past your bedtime
>>738629398women are a necessary evil as they give the people someone to root against
>>738629479weeg is already feminine enough you don't need peach too
>>738629531Luigi came on that guy to death.
>>738629450haha
saarmans ocfaggotry is unironically more autistic than zion
>>738629757bar in hell if we're still bringing up zion desu
toad with headphones on
If bad things are going to consistently happen to Luigi, then this image will be needed again.
>>738630654thinking totally honest, how would paper weeg and m&l weeg even interactpaper weeg is a chatterbox and m&l weeg is a puppet
bowser land is so bad why do we keep playing it
>>738630765I could definitely see Paper Luigi being so talkative that everyone else except ML Luigi would fall asleep. While the Marios are busy talking to important NPCs and progressing the plot, they would be working behind the scenes on a really stupid idea that works against Bowser for really stupid reasons.
Step right up! Step right up! Bowser land has a new game! See if you can knock the mermaid back into the water!
>>738631127
Starman is more of an unfunny phaggot than Nine_Ten by a landslide, but why does he feel the need to also copy everything he does. Its like 6 degrees of Lomelli at this point, who also sucked fat black cocks.
>>738630946kino
>>738631956bro are you scared to say faggot
mothers day <3
>>738631956what did lom do that was brand new and not copied from who came before him?
>>738631956
>>738631956>phaggotstopped reading
>>738632034>>738632157>>738632208>>738632234Trolled
yeah!
>>738622230Tell me how this is "retarded"? It seems like any other mini game in this series.
>>738632421if the balls touch its retarded
>>738629479fuck you
>>738632438What's retarded about that? The whole point is to knock your opponents off.
Can we get a master list for all the characters each streamer rigs for
>>738632495No? The point is to run off the edge as quick as possible
Reminder that if you enjoy yoshi losing than you are pro animal abuse
shuffle when?
>>738632531That makes sense to me
>>738632141bowsers btw
>>738632574what does it make me if I like watching weeg purge?
>>738632816you forgot to attach the gigachad image
>>738632661animal abuser
>>738632592mario if he real
peach wins again
>luigi finishing with 0/0 twice in one year
>>738633005ahahahahhahahahold onahahahahahahahahahahaha
>ANOTHER 0/0
>luigi actually fucking ended 0/0 again
Bro got crucified twice in the same year
Who won
>>738633672take a wild guess
>>738633672>luigi 0/0we all won today
luigi fucking did this to himselfhe CHOSE to land on the bowser bank and lose all his coins on the last goddamn turn
>>738629479I LOVE OFF-MODEL FAN ART.I ENJOY GOONING OFF TO PEACH'S FAT T&A
Luigi’s loss was so bad it overshadowed Peach’s win. You have to be a special kind of failure to get that treatment.
Best weekend to be a purgechad ngl
>>738633940I am having a fantastic time
>mario and rosalina in the same gameyou know what to put in the sidebar
holy shit bobbeh mod?
surgies on suicide watch.
>>738622230What was his crime?
>>73863390670% sure he tried to avoid it as much as possible to avoid someone snapping and reporting him again seeing as this her getting 3 hidden block stars shit is exactly what happened 2 years ago on western land
>>738633940>>738634064what happened to luigi yesterday?
I don’t have anything on Rosa so she’ll be safe for now.
>>738634716weirdo
>>738633940You are spiritually indian
>>738634837but enough about what you tell yourself in the mirror
>>738634707I dont remember anything too insane yesterday but on qwers smash tourney he self purged in a fucking hilarious way to knock himself out of the tourney
you guys know reporting doesn't actually do anything unless the streamer says the nigger word or puts porn on screen right
>>738622230WHY WAS THE SHY GUY IMPRISONED ENCASED FOREVERIALLY INSIDE ICE MOUNTAIN
>>738635161they should ban off of vibes!!!
>>738635161you sound like someone who wasn't around back then
>>738634137mega milkers
I need more pregnant rosalina pictures or any princess really
>>738635789
whoever the pregnancy fag in these threads are is obnoxious
>>738635862>>738635894yay
>>738635161Reporting is based on what an AI determines is naughty or not. It can easily confuse Sarcasm and Irony for banworthy material if enough people are able to flag and convince the AI that it’s true. The truth is simple: People are not offended to flag, and it’s not ironically offensive enough for an AI to ban.
>>738635937the beatings shall continue until morale improves.
>>738635937*impregnates you*
>>738635937mother's day niggeralso anime website
>>738635937
>>738635862i need to be inside that womb
Posting this gif for no reason
Reminder that the guy saying report the streamer doesn't actually watch retardy
Mariobros....
I have never been so unhooked on the brothers in all my life
JUST
Waluigi weekend
>>738637328Why does this one exist?
i looked away for a second how the fuck does waluigi have 5 stars
>>738637856chance time
>>738637856Waluigi time
Mediocre stream is forgiven if Waluigi wins.
>>738638870this but unironically
os2larp hanged himself from luigi 0/0 purging twice and you're laughing, you're laughing
>>738639158I will miss his pasta archives
>>738639158they've got him bros
Daisy? she's died in a snowstorm...