how do we fix the Zelda series?
Remove the open world. Remove crafting. Bring back actual dungeons and items.
We shitpost on an American anime website until Nintendo realizes we're the rightful stewards of all things vidja.
>>738650029how many 10/10s did this slop receive again
>sludge-likeprobably the best way to classify these lame open world/crafting games.
>skyrim>skyrim japan
>>738650029You can't all the retarded children and trannies said the half assed open world crafting garbage is the new zeldo, this is how its gonna be forever.
>>738650029>Gamepad limitationsThrow all gamepads into the ocean and make keyboard and mouse the only input device for every game.
>>738650029How do we fix OP's autism and obsession with this webm and spamming it every day?
>>738650029By finally firing Aonuma.
>>738650029We can't. Tendo destroyed Link's character with BotW. They'll never be able to shake this off now.
>>738650838Gerudo women owe me sex.
>>738650029Amazing how you spammed this Webm so much that people caught on and started working out you'd have to be posting it every other day since launch. So you make another version with a slightly different MD5 to do it all over again.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/oajNvf3-m3lJDxY_jDMMSQ/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/A_0odfZWasqrR0iPmSXWeg/
>>738650995Why is he like this? Did he have no father growing up?
If it absolutely has to be open world at least give me some fucking mechanics that make traversing the open world actually fun.Why the fuck is the hookshot not in these games? Or the grappling hook? Give me like a super dash or something. Give me a mega bomb to clear my own path with. Hover boots could be cool too. But no, the most interesting movement is ever allowed to be is riding a flying rock.
>>738650995Clip is still funny and accurate, the UI is bullshit
>>738651036Nintendo mindbroke him so he's going to make it everyone else's problem.
>>738651123>Give me a mega bomb to clear my own path with.You can genuinely make your own megabombs. The entire construction part allows you to mass produce them.I agree about the hook/clawshot. Ascend is nice but I prefer a tool.
>>738651653I didn't play TotK cuz BotW Nuts and Bolts edition didn't sound interesting to me but at least it sounds like they did something rightMy b
>>738650029remove durabilityless focus on battles, more on puzzles
>>738652641kill yourself
>>738651123Just cut the world in half and give us real fucking dungeons too
>>738652760Fuck off and die
>>738651896Why enter threads for games you haven't played to complain about things you're getting wrong?Even the way the two games manage vehicles and putting them together aren't alike.
>>738650029what pisses me off the most, Is that Botw and Totk are really great games, that deserve most of the praise they get, but they are not fucking Zelda games. They should've made a new ip
>>738650029Step one stop bitching that they arent like Zelda one anymore.Step two calm the fuck down and take the dildo out your ass and or mouth.Step 3 realize you arent special just because you complain about something most players liked.
>Fuck off and die
you can't they ruined it by being basedbeans
>>738650029Eh, give it 10 more years and they'll "return to their roots" except this time it's ALttP and LA.
>>738652874Yeah that should happen to your for running your bitch mouth constantly
Where do we stand on OoT Remake?
>>738650029An actual inventory screen, if this video is an indicator
>>738652935Gonna cry, pussy nigger?
>>738650838Why can't that be meIf my little white Asian ass goes to Brazil can this be arranged?
>>738650029Remove Aonuma influence, he deliberately sabotaged the GC games and trained his replacement wrong.There's no one left on the team with any clout who knows how to design a game. Look at how much time they wasted on the building mechanic without actually making it into a game. There's a lot of play involved in building, in the sense that tossing a handcuffed toddler into a tub of Lego involves a kid playing with Lego, but there is zero game, just busywork until you put together a blueprint you will use instead of building.>>738651123Open world is a sign of incompetence if it's not just padding for something hyperdense like a boss rush, a drug-fuelled loredump or a fully coherent traversal system looking for a game. Modern Zelda isn't coherent enough to focus on one compelling system, it's just a bunch of competing bullshit.
>>738652874That first woman kek>no staaaahp seriously Tyrone get off you silly billy
>>738652852I played the first one dummy. Sorry I didn't pay 70 bucks for the vehicle DLC lol.And there is no putting together vehicles in the first one so who didn't play them exactly?
>>738652973No, I'm not like your crying about Nintendo for merely existing
>>738650090/thread
>>738652874GIBS ME BACK MUH SWITCH WYPIPIO HOI IS GONNA KEEL YOU
>>738653083>admits not playing totk>compares it to a banjo game nobody played>gets details about both games wrong>called out for complaining about things that are actually in the former game>"hurrr i played botw, I know there's no vehicles in that"We're not talking about BOTW dipshit
>>738652973I think someone has a psychological issues
>>738653241That'd be the guy who shills for shittendo for free
>>738653185I actually I did play TotK cuz it's same game lol rekt
>>738653338Yes, we know OP is giving Nintendo free marketing
>>738650029by forgetting this slop existing
>>738650029The open world is so stale. All you really do is derp around to find the next shrine or Korok seed. It was fine for one game, but they need to fix this gameplay and actually make exploration feel rewarding and not like a check list. The game needs classic dungeons and spelunking. Areas need to be treated like obstacles and not a theme park where you can surf around on your shield. It needs and actual economy and a monkey sink. It needs cool itemization and weapons, not hundreds of different sticks and metal bars that break when bonk enemies on the head....All said, an open world is good, but they Nintendo has swayed so far from the Zelda formula, that Breath of the Wild and Breath of the Wild: Nuts and Bolts DLC are barely recognizable as Zelda titles anymore.
>>738652971It has one.There is just also a quick menu so you dont have to use it if you dont want to
it's over man, normalfags worship minecraft and anything that resembles it get to modding the older games
>>738651427Clip is retarded as the correct item was already selected.
>>738650029Nintendo did the same shit in Echoes of Wisdom. Holy fuck is it annoying.
>>738650029replace ganon with a milf who tries to rape Link
>>738651427Its funny until you play the game and can sort the quick inventory by item usage, quickly putting all the useful items to stick on the end of an arrow at the top of the list
>>738650029>it's another hourly macaco thread.
>>738650029>menu opens on the exact item he needsIt's not Zelda that needs fixed kiddo. You can't cure retarded players.
I THINK ULTRAHAND SUCKS
>>738652874God look at that fat ass.
>>738650029By denouncing fake Zelda fans who play this slop
We need a spin off game where Tulin is the main character doing his own adventure to prove to himself that he is indeed a strong rito warrior fit to take on the mantle of the great eagle bow. (without the boosted abilities from the secret stone)But also we can dress him up in cute outfits and we get to enjoy his cute reaction to wearing girls clothes. at first being hesitant but gradually being more and more comfortable and confident. but he will never directly admit this due to his rito warrior pride
>>738650029>Everyone and their mother (except me) complains about weapon durability in BOTW>Nintendo responds by making weapon durability and inventory management 10x more fucking annoying in TOTK.Why?I just started TOTK and I was one of the people who didn’t mind weapon durability since without it I would just used the same weapon over and over for the whole game.But this crafting shit is such unfun garbage.
>>738652874>>738650029>>738652973>>738653474>>738653338Nice page 10 bump. Why is this snoy so mentally retarded?
>>738660612KYS nu-tendie
>>738650029It needs more survival and crafting elements.
