How back are we bros? I'm thinking we're so back.
Mouse
>>738654660kill yourself
>>738654660FPBP
>project is troubled enough that it has a former intern having to direct itWhat the fuck did Yacht Club do between Shovel Knight and this game?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UpeOuu2Kpkk
>>738654560If you're not going to commit to fully sexualizing your furries, you don't deserve the furry money.
>>738654560I quit the demo after 10 minutes
>>738654560I already got my top-down-indie-pixel-soulslike kick from Tombwater.
>>738654660>STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEOGAMES ON /v/
>>738655848make a bunch of very retarded financial decisions
>>738654560At this point I'd be surprised if it even was better than pipistrello.
>>738654560>>738657717It really is releasing into an incredibly oversaturated genre. It was already oversaturated in like 2022 post-Crosscode, post-Death's Door and post-Tunic. This ain't a Shovel Knight world we live in anymore, we're already nostalgiabaited out, especially of top-down action adventure.
>>738655848>be intern>eventually become employee and work up the corporate ladder>shitposter on /v/ denigrates your directing ability because you were an intern once
>>738657846
>>738658118Qrd?
Either post mouse sex or don't waste my time until the game is released
>>738655848PARTY IN LA HELLLL YEAAHHHHH
>>738659346Bought office space in a retardedly expensive place and then never used it, or something like that
>>738659346Donated thousands to BLM
>>738654560Piece of shit game mogged visually by hamtaro on the GBC and Pipstrello as far as indie Zelda games go
When are they adding alternate palettes?
>>738659295Based
>>738654660>>738657846This game was never getting any authentic discussion here and we all know it. Especially after the demo threads.
>>738663156Do you genuinely think OP was paid real life money to shill this woke ass BLM game on the evil nazi website?
>>738655848give 20k to niggering matters
>>738663156I was one of the 5 guys that liked the demoJust give me more cute fluffy girls
>>738654560not giving them money ever again after this, they'd just piss it away on retarded shit again instead of making vidya
Its not like there is anything to talk about until its actually out. I'm just here for the mouse girls.
>>738665108the male mouse in the OP is supposed to be female? the fuck?
>>738663156Easy claim to make when you can also claim any discussion you don't like isn't authentic.
>>738665423They forgot to give her eyelashes
>>738654660YCG can't even afford to post here.
>>738654560Don't they need to sell like, 2 million copies to break even? Not that this game has an AAA budget, its just they haven't made any money in years.
>>738665473>forgot
>>738655848shovel knight dig (shit) and shovel knight pocket dungeon (good), though these were both mostly by other devs they hired - nitrome for the former and some literalwho for the latter
>>738654560Thats a game? I've never seen any gameplay, just pictures of the furrybait girl.
>>738663156>>738665463Both very true. That’s why we should wait for journos and youtubers to validate our opinions using their review copies. I'm sure that wasn't done here before.
>>738664836oh no a whole 20,000 dollars
holy seethe
>>738667418>proceeds to cry to Bloomberg to make a we'll shut down if Mina doesn't sell articleyes, a whole 20K dollery doos (of Kickstarter backer money)
>>738654560>advertised throughout 2025 heavily, with key spots on different directs and presentations>gets a halloween 2025 release date set>gets delayed a few weeks from launch, no word on when it’ll come out>radio silence for several months>game finally gets a release date>no announcement, no trailer, no nothing>just a quiet update to their steam pageIf the game’s gonna flop for any reason, it’s this. You can have your reservations about the style or gameplay, but making people aware the game exist is the biggest way people buy games, but by now anyone interested has forgotten about it and without some reminder they’re not gonna bother checking. This’ll be one of those game’s that’ll get mentioned from time to time and you’ll always have people go, without fail>wait, that actually came out?
Yeah yeah we all know why we're here.SEXWITHRODENT WOMEN
>>738667472I still think it's interesting how this only gets brought up in Yacht Club threads despite literally hundreds of other companies and game devs doing the same thing, often for much higher amounts than $20,000
>>738668006Mina is NOT for sexo until you've stuffed her full of cheese
>>738668252Stuffing Mina with cheese and then rubbing her belly and smooching her forehead while telling you that you love her
>>738666873the gameplay is souls like with the graphics of GBC zelda, which is controversial for some reason because people were expecting to to play like a 2D zelda instead of soulslike
>>738654660fpbp
>>738668082because other developers weren't loudly wailing about how they'll go bankrupt if their shitty mock GBC title doesn't sell
>>738670107the constant "they donated to BLM!!!" spam was ongoing long before that
>>738670168low hanging fruitthe gullible giving money to fraudsters in the name of virtue signalling
>>738669774I know this is 4chan but holy fuck tone it down a bit anon
>>738654660I'm just here for the mouse girls
sex update to recuperate losses when?
>>738654560Black Lives Matter, bankrupt devs, 7 years of development, Gameboy Color game, no eyelashes, shit demo, did I miss anything?I’m looking forward to it. Pipistrello is really good and Tearscape is okay if you want a Soulslike GBC Zelda experience. I’m playing through Anodyne right now and enjoying it. Looking at Elementallis maybe next.
>>738671204I'm just here to reminder chi-chi that she is nothing but dirt beneath my feet, only there to breed life into the seeds I plant. Soil...
>>738654560>releasedLOLLMAO
>>738654560>From the creators of Shovel Knight (like this bit of info matters when everyone who worked on that is most definitely gone by now)>Here is this piece of shit that looks exactly like The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening, but it took 6 times as long to develop and release
>>738671204She only looks like that in promotional art btw
>738673904>I DON'T LIKE THINGokay
>>738655848IIRC, try to do multiple things at once, leading to burning resources and low quality on everything, leading to in despair having to stop everything and focus on rushing this one project that was just a small side thing into being their next big thing because it was the closest to completion
Wtf am I going to change my desktop to next? I always set it to the next vaporware game, and it's been Mina for a few years now. Maybe Katana Zero's DLC that's still missing after six years?
>>738677113That "project zomboid" that has been in early access for literally 13 years now
>>738678358I don't count games that are actually playable in some form. Only things I can think of is GTA6 (which'll probably be delayed again), BG&E2 (this is more likely dead than anything), and Elder Scrolls 6.
>>738678591Oh right, the Splinter Cell remake. Fucking Ubisoft man, I swear.
>>738673985yeah she's completely unappealing in the game
Eternal reminder
>>738678709puffy
>>738654560I will pirate this game, enjoy it, and then enjoy watching Yacht Club go out of business.
>I will pirate this game, enjoy it, and then enjoy watching Yacht Club go out of business.