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Just imagine they might have actually made a pretty good game.But because of that ugly black woman on the cover, no one will buy it.
>>738660264The only instance that I can think of this happening is with Returnal
>>738660264>no one will buy itlmao right
>>738659640Can't wait for Steam numbers.
>>738659640first dark anthology game?
>>738659640>strong performances from the main castSo any other performers in this movie were terrible
these games always sell really well, normies love the interactive horror movies. even the really bad ones sell well
>>738661542>>738661585>Steam numbers.500
>>738659640>new stealth mechanicWhat's new about it? Are they talking out of their ass or is it actually innovative?
>OMG is that.... is that..... a..... BLACK WOMAN!!!!???? OH MY GOD WOKE DEI SLOP SHE'S BLACK AND A WOMAN WTF IS THIS SHIT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!
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>>738659640EVACURATE
>>738659640didn't house of ashes have stealth or am i tripping
>>738660264Honestly that's fine for their games since there isn't a single MC, there's multiple of them and you can have them die in various ways.
>>738662798The MC is so ugly, I still won't buy it
>>738662665"baby" stealth e.g. don't move the controller and that was in Until Dawn
Do people actually buy and play those Dark Anthology games?I thought it's only streamers and everyone else just watches them because they have no gameplay anyways.
>>738662482You lost gcjtranny, get over it
>>738662482You are a dumb guy so I will explain something to you.The problem in itself is not actually the black woman. The problem is what the inclusion of the black woman protagonist allows you to reliably predict about the game as a whole. In the past decade or so, a lot of extremely untalented writers and designers wormed their way into the industry. When they inevitably created shit games, their corporate overlords invariably attempted to salvage their products by jumping on what they perceived at the time to be the industry trend of diversity.However, this cultural trend is dying but those parasites still remain in positions of influence within dev studios and their publishers. Thus, you can pretty reliably assume that "woke" elements (diversity, ugliness, feminism) are strong indicators of a product made by those untalented parasites; that is, it will probably be a shit game.
>>738660264that banishers of new eden game suffered from this
>>738659640There is no good game or other post-2008 media that has foreskin helmets.If it has collapsible helmets, retracting faceplates, transparent visors, etc. then it is design-by-committee garbage trying to ape an overhyped movie from 2008.
Can't be bothered to pirate
>>738662482Yes, a black woman protagonist does indicate woke DEI slop.In fact I can't think of a black woman protagonist that is not obvious DEI. There have been some male black characters that aren't DEI (CJ, etc) but I'm curious whether anyone can name a female one.
>>738665306L4D2
>>738663093people buy it for co-op
>>738662482Correction>omg is that a black UGLY woman?Just make them hotThat's all you need to do bro.Why do you guys refuse to make them hot?I'm not a chud i just don't want to see ugly main characters.
>>738665482They have coop? How does that work? Aren't they just qte games?
>>738659640haha another woke flop game. they just don't learn
>>738659640>Supermassive>smart writing, strong performance from the castPress X to doubt, there's a reason people only ever talk about House of Ashes and even that game has its fair few moments of retarded writing and godawful characters acting stupid beyond reason.
>>738665476Thank you, Rochelle definitely counts. So that's one so far.
>>738662482Lmao, buy it. You won't.
>>738665606yes, but in cases where in single player you play different characters in order in online multiplayer you and your buddy play different characters at the same timethere's also a "hot-seat" mode where you are supposed to pass the controller around but it's pretty meh
>>738659640trailer shows a few characters and every single one is black
>>738665606"Movie Night" is the same singleplayer story but designed so you pass the controller around a room with different characters set to different people."Shared Story" is true coop where two people with two copies of the game play at the same time, sometimes in the same stage controlling two characters that are together and sometimes in different stages altogether at the same time (like in House of Ashes, one player will control Eric arriving at the base in helicopter while at the same time another will control Rachel inside talking with Nick) then the scenes combine.
>>738659640this is good ol' 6.5 if you like the setting but a 4 out of 10 if you don't like space, dev gave me a copy lol.
>>738660582aphelion just recently flopped
>>738665606It's basically like watching a movie with a friend, but your friend can fuck up half the story.Me and two friends played through Heavy Rain and Until Dawn taking turns with different characters. It was a good time.Except when one of them got Norman Jaden killed, we punked on him for the rest of the week for that shit.
>>738665306Sheva.
I'll just watch some retard stream it so I can laugh as they get half the characters killed.
>>738659640Meanwhile, over in China....An upcoming character for Zenless Zone Zero!
>>738662120DEY HEA
>>738666293Can't believe I forgot her. Good call, anon.
>>738659640>enemies sound similar to The ThingOh, this could be neat after al->untildawnlikeI'll wait for the 95% discount.
>>738659640>black woman in space>againlol
>>738666224I dont play movies that pretend to be games, why was that worth being shit on?
>>738660264
why are you even chimping out about this when it's a dark pictures title and she's probably going to die horribly halfway through?
>>738667148A shame about The Lost Crown. It's one of the best metroidvanias ever made.
>>738666757NTA but getting this guy killed is a crime against humanityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMCmZ0RQuLU
>>738659640>alien just copies what other people look likeGuess the only way to make that scary was to make all the characters black.
>>738662482This, but unironically.
>>738666224Let me guess, he got him killed in the junkyard against the black dude?
>>738667148The same thing is true on dating apps, where blacks are the least desirable of all races, with black women being the bottom of the list. I think Indians may have taken that bottom spot at this point, but I'm not sure.The market has always rejected products with forced black women front and center.
>>738668079If you're using the PS3 six axis for that part, the controls are notoriously shit. The same thing happened to Woolie in the TBFP stream of it. And he was a butthurt faggot for the next hour at least, lmao
>this is supposed to be a winStill haven't caught on? 8 is the lowest score they will give to anything woke. They give 10 if someone is willing to spread their legs.
>>738668289Indeed, IP-ban Israel and India and all le bbc content disappears, strange eh
>>738668524Those rare days when Israel gets attacked are great because it means /gif/ suddenly becomes high quality and usable again.
>>738662482hey, hey, relaxi'm already not buying it
>>738665151ditto
>>738659640>stealth walking simulator in space with QTEsLooks kinda shit to be entirely honest.
>>738668903Same, and I think I'll just watch someone like Jesse Cox/SGS play it as background ambience. Doing the same for Supermassive's shitty werewolf game also saved me from buying that one, too.
>>738660264Things like an unattractive black woman on the cover of a game is like the equivalent of neon colored hair on a woman. It tells a lot about the mindset of the people who made the game and not in a good way.
>>738668524you forget that israel and india contaminated the whole planetyou would solve nothing
>>738659640>8/10Mixtape got a 10/10, let's go play that instead
>>738665306How could you forget her, Anon?
>>738670725Is she black? I have this in my library but I keep forgetting to play it
>>738666631Sheeva was beautiful especially with the red ridding hood outfit. These DEI black women are all ugly and repulsive and nobody wants that. Tons of Black women in Japanese games that people love, Pokemon has several cute brown girls in every generation.
>>738670725she is not black, she's french.
>>738665983>bitch wife: exploded>her bull: mauled to death>muslim terrorist: left behind>good goy: pozzedHail to the KING baby
>>738671712>she is not black, she's french.They are one and the same in current year
>>738664458That game was pretty bad too
>>738659640I'm gonna go ahead and say that the black lady is not the issue if this game bombs, it's the shitty name
>>738665983Interesting. Didn't expect to see some innovation in these games.
>>738672660It can be both
Did this shit leak or not? And does it have Denuvo? I don't feel like doing HV fix. I wanna play the game but refuse to give them money for the woke shit.
Didn't they just release a sheboon in space game that bombed?
WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE?!
>>738659640we are in jewish hell
>>738667148>the top left onehow can you write down what an unhinged lunatic you were ages after your emotions have already calmed down and STILL not realize that there is clearly something wrong with you?that should be a definite point of self-reflection where you realize you're being demented
They should've cast Chloe Bailey in the lead role
>>738673483only blackrock has enough money to keep losing and still force an agenda
>>738667148>when you simultaneously believe that representation is important and no black person will ever buy your game unless there's a fat black woman in a wheelchair on the cover, but also simply cannot comprehend why white men are uninterested in games if the cover has a black woman on it
>>738662482this but without a hint of irony
>>738660264that's the funny thing - they were correct, representation matters to a lot of people.which also means that, unless you merely make the game because you want to tell the story, you should have a white or asian character on it. since those are the two demographics that actually have disposable income.
>>738659640Supermassive games have been putting minoirites and women in their games since until dawn, idk why yall are so shocked. If it pisses you off so badly you can just kill off the black women in your playthrough lol
>>738664114pretty much.any game that tries to use diversity, ugliness or feminism as a crutch will most certainly be a shit game, or else they wouldn't try to bait for attention with that shit.
>>738662482this anon will make posts on r/gamingcirclejerk, seethe on twitter, and spam strawmen on /v/ but he will never, EVER buy the game(s) he relentlessly goes to bat for
More games need hot back women.
>>738675509shes putting a lot of faith into that glass
>>738672325the everyone survives ending is even worse than death
>>738675509bitch, i thought she braided her toe hairs
>>738661542How many times do we have to teach you this lesson?
>>738676501The other supermassive games (same creators of directive 8020) all had diverse casts too and they were all atleast moderately successful lol.
>>738667148>join the ACKoh come on
>>738675509the physiognomy from blacks is disgusting
>>738675697kek, I wanted King as sole survivor, but Jason survived too, however he got space aids from some spores.
>>738667558Thank fuck for the one pre-order DLC outfit I have that gives him the Sands of Time look. All they had to do was make that his default look, it's a fucking improvement all-around.
>>738676976I remember I saw that on youtube and rushed to /v/ but everyone had already took screenshots.
>>738671712A distinction without difference.And this is what her mother looks like:
>>738667148Wasn't Miles Morales the most relatively profitable of the 3 Insomniac Spider-Man's, going by their leaked reports? Primarily due to being smaller but also recycling a lot of the work they had from the first game.
>>738662482Are the developers black? No? Then why is the protagonist black? There must be SOME reason, right?
>>738677336To think that that's all Ubisoft had to do to make the game sell, and they did the exact opposite.
>>738676026kek those are seams
>>738672325he was just a bland boring character in my playthrough. Does he actually become cool and based depending on choices?
>>738677827Why on earf did they Killmonger him?
>>738677827I would love to see internal reports for the game to leak to see what discussions led to the overdone killmonger dreads, because I'm sure the actual French developers making the game give zero fucks about it, but were pushed into it by higher-ups.
>>738677814The game has multiple protagonists dumbfuck, and two of them are white men. You clearly dont know anything about the game you are even getting outraged about lmao.
>>738677943I think you have to play in coop to get THE KING experience. in coop one player gets THE KING most of the time, I remember the first time the monster shows up I locked the door behind me hoping he ate my bitch wife and her bull. My friend complained I tried to kill him, but then he forgave me because I was roleplaying THE KING.
>>738659640>high IGN score on an ugly womanoofsignal to steer clear
>>738680828The IGN logo itself is reason enough to steer clear of anything they endorse.
>>738677814Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
>>738660264nah these games have always been shit and full of niggery/faggotry but they are usually entertaining enough, people know what they are in for it will probably do as decent as any of their other games.
>>738662482this but unironically
>>738659640IGN aren't even trying to be critics anymore.They see a game with blacks in it and it automatically gains 5 points.
>>738659640>black woman is a genre now>>738674268cool but i am not buying
>>738659640Heard of it: neverLiterally this is the first time I have been made aware of this games existence. Really telling about how much faith they have in this shit when they won't even shill it.
