I miss old vidya ads...
>>738660607Then why don't you post one?
>>738660607>DOA2lmaoThis isn't an old videogame ad. DOA2's Kasumi and Ayane's character models didn't even look like that. They had way more anime blobby eyes and rounder faces. That's just one of those modern 3D gooner artists with a Patreon account making an image that looks like it's decades old.
>>738660607old goodnew bad
pov you're Hayate
nintendontuu
>>738660607>DOA2 logo>DOA5 modelsim mildly upset
>tfw no quad-booba gf
It was a better time.
>>738661023
>>738661023>>738661635>No search results prior to 2026grim
>DOA5 modelsit's shit
>>738661635>>738661023These girls are hot. They would have been way hotter if they actually had modern long-haired hairstyles instead of that dated 1990s granny styles they have.
>>738661635I doubt it's AI. Judging by the filenames, it's probably from old scans uploaded by a Xitter account that doesn't have any of its posts made publicly available.
me too.
>>738661438>/v/ back then: fuck these fake gamer girls. They don't know shit about vidya and actively despise people like you interacting with them. You will never fuck any of these women because chad is doing it after the event>/v/ now: omg I miss the booth babes why did the sexist oligarchy decide to ban the hotties? wtfWhat's with the disconnect?
>>738662053Meant to quote >>738661817
>>738662115There are now people old enough on /v/ to think they're a men's club that's been horrifically subverted by "foids" and there are now people young enough on /v/ to not know any better
>>738662053yeah, there's a dreamcast one among others that some japs on x were sharing and i cannot for the life of me find it on any search engines
>>738660607I miss old vidya ads and old vidya and the old times.man we really didnt know how good we had it back in the days.everyday I wish I could go back for just one more day in these blessed times.
>>738662268Nothing wrong with stupid sluts, it becomes an issue when they try to act like arbiters of truth
>>738662509Sprinting face-forward into a brick wall thrown up by another post, every day I get a Looney Tunes bit on /v/
>>738662563Poop team poopic
>>738662810All tits no ass is what your lead-poisoned grandfather grew up on with Playboy
>>738662810Why didn't white people discover ass until the 21st century?
>>738662810that's a fairly small ass for the average person
>when you know that sex sells so you team up with Playboy and pimp out your charactershttps://www.awn.com/news/videogame-vixens-pose-playboy
>>738663004IS THAT A FUCKING NIPPLE?GET DOWN MR. ADVERTISER!!!!
>>738662268every single problem on /v/ is because of kids who don't know any better
>>738662115>fuck these fake gamer girlsNobody has ever, never ever said such thing, nice strawmanAnd I hope you don't actually believe this stupid point lol"Fuck this fake booth driver girls! Standing there with their Oil sponsored tops! I bet they don't even know how to drive, so fake!!!!"Lol
>>738661817Video game magazines back in the day had a ton of lewd girls on it. There's thousands of them and shit like this just gets lost over time on the internet
>>738661438it's hilarious that the same people who screamed online to get these gigs banned are the ones now screaming online to support sex workers
>>738662810why did whites really choose to die on this hill?you really like flat or inverted asses dude?
>jamboy thinks he's white because he likes titslmao America won
>>738663127Thanks for your opinion newfag
>>738661023She's 60 now
>>738663197Strippers are the lowest possible category of sex workers since they don't really do anything
The marketers following along the 8 year old boy they sold an NES to in the 80s figured by the late 90s/2000s they would be horny college students and started going full on nudity, however parents of new 8 year old boys who got a PS2 or Xbox got upset and politicians got involved. Especially after Hot Coffee.
>>738663395out of 10!
japanese women from the 90s were just hotter, man
>>738661963>dated 1990s granny stylesThey're fine as they were.
>>738662810this is a schizo from >>>/vg/gig who keeps spamming 'black culture' and 'giant asses'
>>738662810>>738663230>>738663339Post hand
>>738662810Isnt that puppet frog an american thing?
>>738661023>>738661635fake ai retro ads are the new thing i guess
>>738660607doasluts...
>>738662115>/v/ back then: fuck these fake gamer girlsNo one ever said this about booth babes you fucking retard.
>>738662053blind retard
>>738662810>fags still mass reply to jeet frog ass spammerGrim.
>>738664761>t. joined in 2016
>>738664625https://imgur.com/gallery/RoS7nY6
>>738661438>it's ok to leave women without jobs
we lost so much
>>738665445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwCL3HahgS8
We can bring this back btw
Magazine culture was just superior. Because they had to convince you to buy them off the rack and take them home... and they could do that by having pages with sexy ladies folded inside. Now a blog can just bombard you with pop-ups and they don't even have to be appealing to look at to make back their money.
>>738660607I want to stick the PP into those buttholes
>>738668091
>>738660717So if I take the time and actually find the source and your wrong will you admit to being a gigantic fag?
>>738662115your supposed "/v/ back then" never happened though
>>738660607it'd be cool for a graphics design boomer to go over the process of photoshopping video game heads onto real photographs like this in the late 90s
>>738660607>RETVRN to the past!! (((They))) took this from you!!>it's a fake, idealised version of a past that never actually happened, created in the present, by someone that wanted your money by selling you this vision of a past It's very poetic.
>>738660607Aren't they sisters or something?
>>738668343Go right ahead.
>>738668343Nevermind. Found it for you.https://f95zone.to/threads/enslaverofhumanity-collection-2024-11-14-enslaver-of-humanity.232954/?utm_medium=organic&utm_source=yandexsmartcamera
>>738669071Same mother
>>738669071yeah... hot
>>738669000What's with newfags always revising history?
>>738660607remember PSMs ads for tomb raider? they did a whole magazine covering it
>>738663642as an 8 year old boy in the 90s my mom bought me anything I wanted as long as I good grades
>>738665445They have plenty of job opportunities. They can always become onlyfans creators, it's a trendy thing to be.
>>738669071HALF-sisters!
>>738661407Cursed.
>>738660607But now you can actual get real porn games instead of shitty blue balling ads.
>>738660607>zoomers will think doa2 looked like this
>>738660682This.That one isn't even an ad.>>738661023>>738661635Seething faggots and foids are saying that these are made with AI
>>738661023>>7386616351990s Japanese girls owe me sex
>>738660607If you want porn, you just have to open a new tab in your browser and type a few words anon.Let games be games.
I remember when Microsoft wanted to make the DoA franchise exclusive to Xbox.
I remember some magazines giving away a poster of pic related but I doubt it was actually approved by the actual creators
>>738673619That's because it WAS made with AI you knuckle dragging slack jawed retarded fucking ape.
old ads were kino.
>>738665558I actually remember having a Tips & Tricks with this ad in it.
>If you insert the console game’s disc into your PC you can download sexy wallpapersSovl.
>>738674491Can you name any game that unironically did that?
>>738660607this isn't old
>>738673807From what I can tell that was actually more Itagaki and less Microsoft, Xbox was the most powerful console so that's what he wanted his games to be on
>>738674716Dead or Alive 2. Pic related and >>738674104 are such examples.
>>738674716Not really a wallpaper but Castlevania SOTN had hidden topless artwork of a succubus only viewable if you put your disc in a PC
Diablo 4 used Megan Fox to advertise their game.At least they know their audience right, instead of woke nigger troon shit. Still very out of place though
>>738676410that face,...ooof, her best days a long, long gone.
Apparently this is gonna be a thing whenever the fuck it releases.
RETVRN to the past!! (((They))) took this from you!!
>>738676473I was just thinking that as well, she's looking old as fuck, she's looking like madonna like a drag queen
>>738674716I have a few games that ironically did it
>>738666276No we cant. Those faggots are still in charge of everything.The lame and gay shit will continue
Favelan IQs always fell for thsi fake shit
>>738660607I remember an ad for what I think was a graphics card in old magazines that featured a 3d sexy fairy girl in a green dress. Can't find it but that was my favourite ad.
>>738676824ineedachimp
>>738663127You really pissed off the tourists with this one
so what's the endgame behind these fake magazine covers? diluting the discussion about sexy covers, claiming they didn't exist and that everyone "falls for AI" even though there were a lot of them back then?
>>738661635those cables make sense
>>738678340famistyle
>>738661438>Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball was first showcased during E3 2002, and after its release during E3 2003 alongside Dead or Alive 3, Dead or Alive Online and Ninja Gaiden. During the game's E3 2003 promotion, its booth featured official beach models cosplaying as the characters of the series, playing beach volleyball, offering visitor photo ops with the beach models, along with holding Dead or Alive 3 competitive tag-team tournaments. The commotion caused by the event was such that the fire marshals shut the power down.
>>738675934>>738676264>>738676876Neato.>>738676410The skeleton king claims another one.
>>738660607what's it like putting your face on a girl's butt?
Me too.
>>738660607Pretty damn impressive and insane that this was commercially allowed. Although I feel like it 100% should be.
>>738661635is ninja princess any good?
>tfw i remember buying those oxm/unofficial xm magazines used to be the highlight of my week reading about games and stuff, god im old
>>738661635>>738679046is that really Ninja Princess in the bottom left? I thought it was some sort of top-down shooter, but unless I'm failing to make sense of the image, it looks like a platformer to me
>>738679280that's what it saysis it any good?
>>738669257Gaslighting is the only card they have left.
>>738660607How does it feel to rest your head on a butt/boobs /v/ros...?
>>738663257>/v/ actually hated sexualizing women
>>738679478game naem?
They really sexuallized everything back then, huh
>>738679379dunno, I never played it.
>>738676264It's shit.https://img2.gelbooru.com//images/7c/e9/7ce96e76370cbecf760947ac4a5bd8ec.jpg
>>738679478Scared because you just had tacos so pinkeye will occur.
In middle school I had printed out a bunch of DoA ads and hid them under a bunch of stuff in my room and one day they were gone..
>>738679612why did you reply to me then?
>>738679805Hi.Why did you ignore my post asking more or less the same thing? >>738678927 Thanks.
>>738679905I was curious about the game and you brought it up
>>738680073the image brought it up
>>738679280https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FkJPmn-gzw
>>738679518Dusk city
>>738661084It's crazy how much better the DoA2 models look/looked compared to modern character models. I wish we had more games like this.
>>738679518DECOY – The Witch of the Blue
>>738662115>le twitter meme format>chadYou weren't even alive "back then" you zoomer retard.
>>738680495I boughted the first game on Saturn.
>>738680495>This won't sell in the west>And how dare you try>Let us ruin the artstyle if you pleaseSo glad Pokemon killed that shit forever.
>>738680957explain
>>738682807Reminder May 28th Advanced VG.
>>738682887They wanted to localize Pokemon.By redesigning all the Pokemon.It was such a frustrating experience for Gamefreak they ended up just saying "We don't think you know what you're talking about" and released the game normal.And Pokemon then, as everyone knows, became an unfathomable smash.And it was such a very clear cut case of 'what localization wanted was bullshit' that it was deader than Dracula if he was staked, beheaded, dissolved in holy water, and atomized in sunlight. An entire snake oil industry, destroyed.
>>738683325weeb myth
>>738683437No.Most fun stories are not true.Because reality is very boring.This is one rare case of the "X slayed Y" being completely and utterly true. Localization only persisted after that, in giving Kirby angry eyes. Which, takes 2 seconds. It's not a big grift at that point.
>>738683224?
>>738680495butt
>>738683549Remaster of the game you posted but on steam and with extras.
>>738683645i didnt post that game
>>738683508Big if ture.
>>738660607I'm still mad studiofow isn't doing more brutal monster rape. it's like I'm witnessing the wimpification of porn.
>>738668343Wait, did you really think OP's shit was a real ad? Kids these days...
>>738662053>I doubt it's AILook at the cable you retard
>>738684217>STUDIOFOW WERE ABLE TO BUILD THESE BRUTAL VIDEOS IN SOURCE FILM MAKER>WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
>>738660607I have zero patience for the "sex sells" mentality in marketing.I just want sex, you can fuck right off merely with the idea of it, if you're attaching it to something else.
>>738683797>something like a tiger with huge breasts I want to see it
>>738662115This never happened
>>738662810>deletedYo Mod-san, what country is this schizo in? It'd be hilarious if it's some 3rd worlder.
Times change CHUD
>>738684217It is pretty crazy that not a single group of people since then have gotten together and thought about making animations longer than like 90 seconds. That shit was genuinely huge at the time.
>>738684217>studiofoware they still around?
>>738683601
>>738660607Is dead or alive canon to ninja gaiden?and did all these cute sluts come from ninja gaiden or doa first?
JOHN ROMERO IS ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS BITCHSUCK IT DOWN
>>738686130God I miss character design like this.
>>738685234Nobody bought shit like this and nobody cares. The progressive takeover of video games failed.
>>738685234>74% of girls are fat cunts
>>738660607When i see this I start salivating and my dick gets hard and I feel the need to jack off. Am I normal
>>738660607Back then:>"Lol, look, he doesn't like ads with hot women, I think there's something wrong with him!"Today:>"Lol, look, he likes ads with hot women, I think there's something wrong with him!"
>>738665445It's actually wasn't okay to let them have one in the first place.
>>738686307>Is dead or alive canon to ninja gaiden?I think so, though I think Gaiden had its continuity reboted at some point>and did all these cute sluts come from ninja gaiden or doa first?Nearly all of them come from DOA, but I think a few come from Gaiden
>>738686528freak
>>738685234Being SKINNY used to be something to be proud of, to ASPIRE to.
>>738665336Are you conflating booth babes with cosplayers or something?
>>738660717>>738660607>>738668343Not a true "old" vidya art, the render is from 3DLoveAndPeace on deviantart.
>>738685234The reason Dove, a soap company, does shit like this, is very simple.More mass? Not only more surface area for soap to cover. But fat causes you to get smellier faster. More soap is required for that. So above all other companies, soap profits the fastest from giant sows.
>>738679725>server not found
>>738687673Man Bandai really went overboard the whole "muh difficulty" marketing for Dark Souls
>>738676410>>738676473Safe horny cringe. If they had balls they would use a 20 year old girl, not some barren old bogged bitch.
>>738687673>7th October 2011 One month later was Skyrim and CoD. From 2007 to 2012, you had blockbuster games literally every month.
>>738687673holy kino
>>738661438Two things are dead in this picture
>>738688429I get it lol because Coolio and E3 are dead, lmao.
>>738688626memoryholed...
>>738688307>From 2007 to 2012, you had blockbuster games literally every month.That's not even a figure of speech either. The level of output and creativity coming from game developers in this era was unprecedented. I don't think we'll ever see a time like this in the industry ever again.
>>738674104Fairly certain it was PSM that had those, I had that exact one with Christie on the reverse
>>738662115They were paid models, no one ever thought they were trying to be gamers. What the fuck are you even talking about you stupid newfag.
>>738679478Unironically, sleeping every night with my face firmly nestled between my wife's 38DDs is what keeps me going and I can actually feel my soul being restored each night (by her love and her breasts - mostly the breasts).
>>738677949yeah, 2 whole replies (one of which was yours). so many tourists.
>>738666276Why is that leftist shooter so happy?
>>738687015Nobody fell for it tho
>>738690384because source has been already posted...
>>738677521Nvidia dawn
>>738687673>SOLAIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU'RE NOT USING THE DRAGON CREST SHIELD, YOU JUST TOOK THE REGULAR CREST SHIELD, NOOO
>>738660607samefucking leftist destroys everything
>>738662115>fuck these fake gamer girlswhat are you talking about, faggot
>>738660607Based. I need more ucronic retro ads with gonner characteristics.
>>738661438We used to be a country
>>738687673>>738687907Kino>>738687015no shit, the world was lame and gay by the time they made these new character design for the series.
>>738665336I'm a 32 year old idiot who has been here since 2009. No one said this about booth babes, and honestly no one really said it about cosplayers. It was only directed at teen girls pretending to like games for nerd clout
>>738685858Last I heard they were basically going to take a hiatus and learn new animation software so they could keep up with the current competition
>>738688307I was in middle and high school during these years, and it was a great time to be playing video games. Even between what I owned and what I could play at friend's houses there's still amazing things from this era I just totally missed, it had so much quality
>>738686307Yes. The timeline goes sort of like: NG1 > NG2 > DOA1,2,3,4 > NG3 > DOA5,6Almost all the girls are from DOA. Only Momiji and Rachel are from Ninja Gaiden originally.
>>738686130Good butt.
>>738688307>>738688687In five years we got:>Mass Effect Trilogy>Uncharted Trilogy>Batman: Arkham Asylum and City>BioShock 1 and 2>Borderlands 1 and 2>Dead Space 1 and 2>Demon's Souls and Dark Souls>Fallout 3 and New Vegas>Far Cry 2 and 3>Left 4 Dead 1 and 2>Metal Gear Solid 4 and Peace Walker>Portal 1 and 2>Red Dead Redemption + Undead Nightmare>Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2>Witcher 1 and 2>GTA IV, TLaD and BoGT>Resident Evil 5, Revelations and 6>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl, Clear Sky and Call of Pripyat>God of War 2, Chains of Olympus, 3 and Ghost of Sparta>Assassin's Creed 1, 2, Brotherhood, Revelations and 3>Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters, Tools of Destruction, Quest for Booty, A Crack in Time and Secret Agent Clank>Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, World at War, Modern Warfare 2, Black Ops, Modern Warfare 3 and Black Ops II>Alpha Protocol>Deus Ex: Human Revolution>Dishonored>Dragon Age: Origins>Halo 3>Heavy Rain>L.A. Noire>Lost Odyssey>Mafia 2>Max Payne 3>Metro 2033>Minecraft>Mirror's Edge>Mortal Kombat 9>Saints Row 2>Skyrim>Sleeping Dogs>Spec Ops: The Line>Team Fortress 2>The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword>[PROTOTYPE]Where the fuck did it all go so wrong...
>>738694091
>>738694091Grafix. Devs don't bother to optimize and retards demand everything to look like a movie.
>>738694287girls are their cutest when they're almost retarded.
>>738677521Her body was pretty much entirely modeled and textured under that leaf dress btw
>>738694956proof?
>>738662115>/v/ back then>using "chad"No one used that "back then", you fucking tryhard. Your age starts with 1, you have no idea what shit was like "back then".
>>738660607nice but not real>>738660682fpbp
>>738695108Early-days internet gooners were able to make a nude patch for the tech demo with minimal effort, just hide the dress and fill in a couple of tiny gaps
>>738676473she's like 50 brosef
>>738695798where can i see?
>>738696065https://forums.guru3d.com/threads/how-to-unlock-dawn.86379/https://nudepatch.net/fairy-nude-patch/NVidia scrubbed all their tech demos featuring sexy girls from their downloads page a few years ago, but people have archived them and you can still find them pretty easilySome can even be made to run on modern NVidia hardware and some even on AMD cards
I will forever seethe for the lost culture of this. Video game used to be a proper hobby with actual community, whatever the fuck happened to it that now, even for a trple A vidya character to wear a tank top and shorts it would be classified as fan service and all female characters with good design are locked behind cashgrab gachas who are being powered with either unity or unreal engine. Back in the day lara croft taking a bath IS a fan service, additional costumes that you unlocked upon finishing a game IS a fan service. Now everything is ugly and even the bare minimum shit has become a fan service itself, what a joke
>>738674730I had that mag and played the demo disc so much while listening to Linkin Park - Somewhere I belong.Lost it during the great migration west (I moved out).
>>738674104I remember getting mine from the dreamcast magazine, so yeah it was approved by them as an advertisement. Also, Dreamcast CD has all the DoA girls in bikini wallpapers, if you inserted the CD in a computer.
>>738687673Kino
