ITT: vidya cringe
I hope this retard chokes on his cake. fake fucking gamer.
I hope this young man enjoys his cake. authentic gamer.
dude is 7 years old acting like he knows everything about gaming, yeah right, come back when you played real games
what? who? what's the reason to pick on some literal child for having a nice birthday cake?
>>738660640what a faggot lol
>738660640I'm so sorry that you never enjoyed a birthday party OP
>>738660968>literal childIt could be a figurative child. How would you know?
>>738660968is that you oliver you bald fuckdoes your mummy know you're using 4chan you little bitchmeet me behind the slide after recess punk i bet you wont
>>738660640what a little faggot
kids like this should not be allowed to have birthdays
I hate these retarded zoom zoom newfaggot twats holy shit. A Fall Guys birthday? These failed-abortions don't have real childhoods
>>738660640>family throws you a themed b-day party>/v/ seethesimagine being so assblasted a kid has a loving family who takes the time to make his birthday just that extra little bit special
>>738660640>gets Fallguys cake when he could have gotten a Quake 3 cakeLmao gay faggot kid
>>738660782>>738660892>>738660897>>738661002>>738661043>>738661090>>738661096What's an acceptable vidya related birthday theme then incels?
First they shower them with fall guys birthdays, next you're gonna tell me he's gonna have a fucking minecraft birthday at 8??What's wrong with these people?
>>738660640Nice bracelet Oliver. fucking faggot
>>738660640Arrogant little pipsqueak. I'd send him going home crying to his momma with 1 blow
>>738660640>fall goysthis really came and went huh
>all these raging cringe culture obsessed normalfagslol>>738661096Yeah yeah, bet your biggest dream was having a super mario birthday when you were a kid.
>>738660640>balding alreadyzoomers are NOT aging well
>>738661096beats the dad forcing his likes on the kid
>>738660968OP has been crying about this kids birthday party for probably 5 years now, it lasted for like a year of daily threads and then stopped, but I've seen him pick up the torch again recently.
>>738661281>>all these raging cringe culture obsessed normalfagsits probably OP samefagging
>>738661289dude is using hair products at 7. it was over before it started
>>738661185A "loving family" wouldn't theme a birthday party around goyslop
>>738661207eating takeout and getting drunk alone in your room in front of the battle station
>>738660640>just turned 7>still has the face of a 2 year oldThings are looking grim for Oliver "babyface" Fallguysian
>>738660640>He clearly hasn't even played Outer WildsFucking casuals, these are the people ruining gaming.
>>738660640>this pic is 6 years oldkid is 13 now
>>738661207go to chuck e cheeses like the rest of the normal kids
>>738661207Senran Kagura
>>738660640Kids needs a gym membership not a FOTM birthday party.
>>738661385A "loving family" wouldn't have raised a pathetic, joyless faggot son like you
>>738661281>bet your biggest dream was having a super mario birthday when you were a kid.False equivalence, zoomskin
>>738660640>THDOliver is a dirty fucking Russian
>>738661443he's probably shitposting on /v/ from an ipad at this very moment
>>738661458>popular good!I bet you think BotW is the greatest game ever made
>>738661289>zoomersAssuming he turned 7 in 2020/2021, he's gen alpha
>>738660640Bro needs a hair transplant wtf is that fivehead
>Actually birthday parties based on shitty zoomer games is based af fr fr tho
>>738661523triggered cockhol lmao
>>738661207ethnic cleansing
>>738661586Oh oh, zoomers did NOT like getting called out like that
>>738661207I dunno, for starters actual video games that aren't iphone kid slop are a good start. Zoom zoom subhoomans don't play games, they play products.
>>738661538nah thats actually Totk
>>738660640I had a huge Manhunt themed birthday when I was his age, fucking pathetic child
>>738660640>Fall Guys>Fucking FOTM slop FALL GUYSSome people need to grow the fuck up, what is this kid 7 years old? Pathetic.
>>738661586I don't understand how anyone could look at this chart and not conclude generation labels are a retarded concept. Early zoomers barely have anything to relate with late zoomers.
>>738660640What a disgusting subhuman specimen. Society is collapsing.
>>738661416His guy will fall into a 9/10 because she'll see this birthday photo and want a piece of that sweet Oliver number 1
>>738660640This freak needs his malformed head twisted off.
I hope this thread and most of the responses are a joke. If not I hope everyone in this thread dies in a plane crash including me
>>738662107the little fucker wishes for Total Hohol Death (Russian propaganda), he needs to die
i thought that was katamari damacy and one of them forgettable mid 00s pixarlike slops
The autistic rage in this thread tells me all I need to know about you "people."
>>738662342Okay Oliver, sorry you had such a shitty 7th birthday
>>738661443probably bald tooit's tragic
>>738662107When this thread was first doing the rounds half a decade ago nobody was interested in playing along with OP, either something has changed massively in the userbase or he decided to try samefagging this time around.My first assumption is samefagging but then I have seen a shocking amount of excuse making for age verification shit recently so maybe something has changed with the userbase.
>fake manufactured anger: the threadgod, this place is so boring and predictable, can you niggers at least TRY to be entertaining for a change?
look at oliver's obvious shill team defending his shitty birthday
>>738661385>a loving family wouldn't give their kid a fun birthday themed around something he likes
They hated him because he's white.
>>738660640stupid ass kid with a stupid ass cake and stupid ass birthday, if it was me in that party I would push him off his stupid ass chair onto his stupid ass, then we'll see who's the fall guy here and it's NOT FUCKING ME
>>738662787Oliver doesn't give a shit what random spergs on the internet think of him, he's having the time of his life
Do kids even like amoung anymore?
>>738663074Go ahead, fag, you're not gonna do shit.
Please post those funny fucking cringe kino edits of the kid being killed in edgy ways
>>738661443Imagine being a teenager and finding this thread, realizing that /v/irgins have been seething about your birthday party for literal years. How bizarre.
I had a Monkey Island-themed party when I was 10. Good thing all media about it has been lost.
FUCK YOU AND DIE OLIVER AGE7
>childhood whimsy bad and cringe!This is why society is going down the toilet
>>738663263https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
>cammo pantsbordering on stolen valor
>fall guys? why isn't it a xenoblade cake!!!!/v/ is so casual and retarded, this toddler would destroy them in any game
>>738660640>>738660782Very funny guys
>>738661586As has been decreed by the Wikipedia Gods.
>>738660640I don't get it.
>>738661460My nigga.
>>738663289You can't even maintain media for 2 years back in time?
>>738662107>>738662342>>738663379It's obviously irony and exaggerated anger, but I think it's harmless and humorous, if a bit mean-spirited. It's like making fun of Super Shame or the an hero kid. Don't go pearl-clutching or extrapolating this behavior to society at large or some stupid shit; you either get the joke or you don't.>>738662489>either something has changed massively in the userbase or he decided to try samefagging this time aroundI haven't seen this thread before. I just like the idea of getting irrationally mad at children enjoying themselves. Like flying into a seething rage because a little boy is enjoying his cringe birthday party and trying to punk him over it, and getting into heated, polarizing arguments with strangers online who are either cursing or defending him, even if everyone implicitly acknowledges that it means fuck-all and neither side has anything at stake (see picrel).
>>738660640This has to be b8 because it's literally a 7 year old. If you are unironically bullying little kids on vee you need to get a life.
>>738663916>t. oliver's mom
>>738660640I wonder if Oliver will ever wander into this hellhole and see these threads in the future. What would go through his mind? What would he post? Other than, "OP is a fag," of course.
>>738664062KekI am a late 20's man with no kids (that I am aware of) thoughbeit
>>738660640Is there a bigger evidence for the degradation of western society?
>>738664571worst bday party food everfucking carrots? really?
>>738664571Dumb esl poster
>>738660640FUCKING CRINGE
you know that screencap of the thread where an anon took a picture of some kid playing an xbox demo kiosk and he got rightfully shitted on?yeah that's basically this thread
>>738663916>>738662342/v/ used to be better
>>738660640get out of here. nothing wrong with a kid having fun
>>738664669>>738664675lol
>>738664571yeah like people like you shitting on a little kids birthday
>>738660640>haters gonna hate
>>738660640We know your parents never loved you, but that cake is nice
>>738660640Happy birthday Oliver.>>738664675
>>738664675>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE AN ADULT AND TAKE PICTURES OF LITTLE LOSER KEK CHILDREN Damn they sound bitter.
>>738664832It was a bitter time
Pic related was my 14th birthday cake. it was my golden birthday and my mom made him super saiyan.
>>738664571The mother should be put in jail
>>738660640
>>738664902Are you perhaps South American?
My 4 year old is obsessed with this
>738664832>calls kids losers Do you know where you are?
>>738664832>photographs children for funConsider suicide
>>738664950no I'm 100% white.
>>738664950I'm normal American
>>738664968Wow sounds like someone never got to photograph children and now has to lash out at others. How sad!
>>738664956I shouldn't stick my penis in it
>>738661923Just like how early millennials have more in common with late boomers and Gen X than with mid/late millenials.
>>738665137nice cope retard
>>738660640My goal as a parent is to make my children's lives as pleasant and happy as possible, what is the matter with trying to do that? These threads make me sad because the parents worked hard to do this sort of thing and the kids obviously enjoy it but genuinely bitter losers online lash out over it.
>>738664675>god forbid an adult man has some funJoyless little cunts. He's an adult and not a kid, it's wholesome when a grown man does it.
>>738665192I make my children's lives better by not having them. life sucks and this thread is proof
>>738664956don't let him watch fucked up shit on youtube nigger what are you doing
>>738665192If you're an even moderately well adjusted human and a parent you couldn't give a fuck what some evolutionary dead end faggot online thinks
>>738665137>have more in common with late boomers and Gen XIn the sense of being flabby, man-titted star-wars fans and Joss Whedon enjoyers, yes
>>738663906This thread was getting spammed daily back in the day, it definitely wasn't just a joke to OP
>>738661207Xenogears
Anita married herself because nobody wants to touch that bitch. I bet she makes her own birthday cakes too
>>738665168coping for what? you need to be 18+ top post on this site.
>>738660640>#1Fuck off Oliver. I could fuck you up at hex-a-gone any day of the week.
>>738661207new age incels? ask Hasan piker
gookmoot please bring back IP counters
>>738665387I just hate being called an early millennial
>>738664956ELLO GOV'NA
Is this supposed to be one of those kiwifarms fart jokes like the 37 old young man?
>>738665385I could fix her
>>738665464You can call yourself a xennial if it makes you feel any better, but that's kinda gay
>>738665538I'll give you 5 grand to "fix" her.
>>738665598no way. Gen x sucks
>>738665538>>738665604kekthe duality of man
>>738661385This. The problem is there isn't enough genuine love there. True love involves discipline>>738664571Fat children are one of the saddest things in the world
>>738665292Moderation
if /v/ still had themed birthdays it'd be loli or some shit at the prime age of 35
>>738666382>...that tshirt
>>738666452its the pedobear no? it has the same feet pose
>>738666382but not the PS2!
>>738664956what that tongue do
*sound of a whip breaking the sound barrier*
>>738663074Sematary album cover
>>738667090why is it a midwest emo album cover outside?
>>738661207
>>738665192>My goal as a parent is to make my children's lives as pleasant and happy as possibleTerrible parenting strategy
>>738667294THE CAKE IS A LIE
>>738667090>F-GT
>>738660640I hope this chad comes here someday and sees how mind broken he got some anons kek
>>738660640>Cringe>Small ChildYou know what's cringe? That a grown ass Man compares grown ass Men and Small Children.Post real vidya cringe.
>>738667926>Keyboard got to many buttensHe's right.
>>738668013It's a non issue since you control the buttons you press. That kid is just fat and therefore retarded and has no real world value
>>738660640A vile repugnant grotesque subhuman has appeared on my screen.
>>738664571This one trooned outno, I'm not joking
>>738667926>Pc is carpFirst of all, it's 'PC' not 'Pc', secondly, 'PC is not a fish, it's a computer
>>738668327>>tranimeShartoid zoom zoom spotted, I would tell you faggots to run back to /qa/ but the mods rightfully culled that shit.
>>738668353
>>738668445Japan is the only nation on the planet to get assraped by nukes. Imagine making your entire cultural identity revolve around losing to AMERICA and whining about it.Take the L, brochaco.
>>738662107>>738662342https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/ITT%3A%20Vidya%20Cringe/no-one you interact with on this website is a real person
>>738660640based, this is cool af cake
>>738668557Japan has a strong economy unlike the USA which needs to sell arms to Terrorists and invade smaller countries periodically to stay afloat. Japan also doesn't send nearly 4 billion USD of tax payer money to Israel, the USA's Master, every year. Japan also isn't promoting normalization of obesity, mental illness and pedophilia.(cartoons don't count)Also stop posting Kain, he is too based to be attached to your bullshit.
>>738667090>DrugsNow THAT is cringe.
>>738660640>ITT: vidya cringeOkay, I'll start
>>738665235Bot
>>738660640Kys op - I'm not asking
>>738660640You know you can say this is pathetic while also not making fun of the kid because it's not his fault and there is no contradiction.
>>738668840Japan doesn't even have a military. They have a faggy "self-defense force" and have to buy arms from, guess who, AMERICA. Also their economy is based on that of America because, out of the goodness of their heart, the Americans decided to help their enemies instead of annihilating them; we both know the Japs would have done that if they were given the chance like the filthy animals they are. As for your BS about pedos, the entire nation is swarming with them, not to mention cannibals who are paraded around like celebrities.Oh, by the way, guess where Kain comes from? Oh right, AMERICA!>Buh…buh…muh CanadaStole that shit from our retarded little brother and made it better.
What a dorky faggot lol. When I was his age I was already having Hitman and GTA themed parties and I still got to second base regularly with my sister.
>>738668507this is worse than a Paradox game wtf
>>738664675Lmao
>>738660640lil blud playing fall guys when all the cool kids at school are playing roblox baka
>>738660640reminder this little nigga is old enough to post here now
>>738664571You can't eat redstone
>>738672692you can eat these nuts
>>738673448I just noticed the california wall poster and now this makes sense
>>738673554Is that a common thing in the US? Just having the map of your state in your living room? Not even a particularly stylized version or artistic depiction, just the actual normal ass map you see in geography books?
>>738673554his channel is full of these goofy half thought out projects, the point is to get stupid kids and third worlders to click on them like his previous venture
>>738668330Classic case of the mother trooning out her kid for social clout.
>>738667926Hes so fat and depressed the picture makes it look like he sits in a wheelchair.
>>738673918>I was just pretending to be a cuck!
>>738674163>retarded DIY project>mind immediately jumps to people having sex with someone elses wifeyou are mindbroken
>>738673448The worst part of this, by far, is how his knees are too high and arent resting on the actual chair. This is awful design. His legs are going to hurt.
>>738673702Yes, it's common. Who like to know which state we live in, and we like the fun state outline shapes.
>host a vidya (FnaF) theme party for my 9 year old nephew>has no friends>manages to convince some kids to come they'll have cake, pizza and ice cream>all the kids call him a gay baby faggot for having FnaF figurines and plushies>mother beats the fuck up one of the kids>police is called>nope.avi out of the party>nephew later grows up, doesn't play vidya anymore. Now living as a pokemon scalper
>>738674597>Now living as a pokemon scalperThe other kids were right, your nephew is a gay baby faggot
>>738673448
>>738674597>Now living as a pokemon scalperSo he turned out alright in the end
>>738674597>Now living as a pokemon scalperYou mean that's his hobby not his job, right?
Imagine throwing a party for your child, then finding out years later it made retarded virgins rage.
>>738665385Kek pathetic
>>738674880Based. He's also like 15 years old now and probably got sum pussy, unlike these losers. LMAO!!
>>738665373Cannibals don't really party together for long...
>>738674815My brother tells me there's $7000 on his credit card just from pokemon boxes from his son. When confronted he told his dad "it's an investment!" He's 20 years old.
>>738674929Have sex incel.Edit: Thanks for the gold kind strangerEdit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday everEdit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!Edit 10: This is Chuck's mother. Our entire family is devastated to say that he committed suicide last week in his bedroom. As a loving memory of his life accomplishments, we will leave this comment up.
>when a kid likes things that didn't exist when I was a kid>when a kid doesn't have the exact same childhood I had>when people who aren't me keep existing in my universe without my permission
>>738668330
>>738669161Based.
it's not cringe because the kid has a lame vidya themed partyit's cringe because the game is Fall Guysthe kid is 7 probably never even made it to the final round once in his life.This is the game whose popularity got completely supplanted by amogus in like 6 weeks. If he had been born a month later there would be a crewmate cake and everyone would be impressed.
>>738661586I'm gonna give you some hidden esoteric knowledge that evolved out of my generation and was reinforced by zoomers. If you are under 30, you are a zoomer, if you are over 30, you are boomer. There are no other words needed here. Generational labels were discarded around 2016.The more you know!
The number of newfriends who are still taking the bait really hammers home everything wrong with this board.
>>738675158Formerly
>>738667090the faggot chair always completely wrecks my shit, god damn
>>738660640I've been to a birthday party where Spiderman sang happy birthday to a kid at a Pizza Hut before he blew the candles on his Sonic cake, so I'm not gonna judge him.
Kid will be having GTA 6 cakes after it blows his mind in november
What is with the inexcusably long list of shit threads in the catalog thats been plaguing this board all year round?
>>738664571This party setup is awesome and the mom is based. If you were 10 and wanted a videogame party and your parents put this much effort into it you'd be so happy.Look how fucking thoughtful this shit is while also not requiring much money.
This entire board is cringe incarnate
>>738664675I miss exif data so much bros.
>>738660640Fake faggot shit. Why is everything facing the camera. He's the birthday boy, should be facing him. Faggot shit.
My man Oliver living his best life. Happy birthday lil man!
>/v/ always loved cringe and faggotry!what's with this type of posting ITT? is it a raid?
>>738660640HE'S JUST A LE HECKIN BOYARINOOOOOO LET HIM GOOOOOO
>>738660782What a sad, lonely man you are.
>>738673448OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE HARRY POTTER's SET-UP!!!!! TUBULAR!!! WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!
>>738675161Based MeFrogSick and tired of all these Not-Mes these days.
>>738675482Thanks I'm turning 36 this yeari had been wondering why I developed a taste for white monster and listening to dadrock as of late
>>738660640Are you seriously dunking on some kid? You are pathetic.
>>7386646751/2
>>7386792392/2We're bigger hearted than normies realize.
>>738664675The site went to shit when it started stripping metadata.
>>738661207Being a preteen boy and have a hot female adult stripper cosplaying as my favorite female videogame character to dance erotically for me and my friends, but in order of this perfect birthday party to be real, my father would have been a chad who didn't care about morality and instead was proud of turning me into a man by giving me my first hooker show. That's the only way a little boy's birthday party can be acceptable, and since stuff like that doesn't happen, it means all birthday parties are fucking lame and shit.
>>738679297wholesome
