alright guys, take your picks
>>738665909Random katana.Who cares if I have a chance to get 'fuck me with tentacles' sword if I have a chance to get 'fuck you with tentacles' sword.
50 posts box is worthless
>>738665909BOX BOX BOX BOX
>>738665909for me it's book of bait
>>738665909Are we not allowed to have two?
>>738665909box me up boss>>738666287come on anon, have some faith in the box
boxsurely 3 friendly mice in it
I'm just gonna pick the gauntlet, at least it has some guarantee of being useful
>>738669117Perfect
I take revolver and shoot (I just click it at you until it fires) everyone in this threadyou are all dead I win bye bye
>>738665909Gauntlet so that my destiny can be made manifest. I shall be unstoppable
>>738665909>Pick magnet helmet>Can't headbutt anyone>Discover I was my real opponent all along
>>738665909i'm embarassed about how effective the gauntlet will be in my hands
Anon is the only correct choice.If he's well equipped then he must be able to overcome whatever task I summon him for, regardless of what it is, and there's no cooldown or summon limit so if shit truly hits the fan I'll summon a gorillion anons and drown my enemies in flesh.
>>738671765>summon a gorillion anons and drown my enemies in flesh
50 post box
>take the book>summon anon>take his mystery box while's he's distracted
Wtf is chuuni Kingdom Hearts?
>>738672641short for chuunibyou, here's the tvtropes page for ithttps://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChuunibyouTL;DR: people who think they're sasuke uchiha in real life
>>738665909imagine not being able to take full advantage of the edgeKINO gauntletscouldn't be me
So what abilities would (You)r edgeKINO gauntlet have?
>>738665909>magnet helmet>attend the paralympics as a competitor>pole vaulting
>>738674871it lets me smash me body in revealing a roiling void of black smoke within
>>738665909Yeah, sure, the edgekino gauntlet will give you superpowers based on how well you commit to the bit, but the mystery box could be anything - even an edgekino gauntlet!I go with the box.
>>738665909Yo OP, that was really fun to check out. Thanks for making it. See pastebin.com/5diaMTwf if you feel like it. Random katana seems fun. Edgekino gauntlet seems cool as fuck. Especially if someone who's totally the antithesis of chuuni has to use it. Great idea. How much would the power scale if I said this?>Come across a devil, and kill it.>Come across a Buddha, and kill it.>The principle of tsurugi (helmet armor) is thus.
>book of anon>now neither of us will be virgins!
>>738665909As cool as the random katana and book of bait is, I gotta choose the mystery box.
>>738669117haha
>>738674871Whatever yours does but slightly better
>>738677663>mandatory accountKill yourself.
>>738665909Box is always some useless shit so ill bet on anon being lame retard and doing subversion Gimme box i win either way
>>738671765He's well equipped, but that doesn't mean competent.Imagine if the 10 words per minute anon from /tg/ turned up for you.I'll pick the box
>>738665909The gauntlet is mine, it's all over for the rest of you now. This was always the way things were going to end. Accept your fate.
>>738680204*summons you to fight yourself*Nothin’ personnel kid
>>738669117good old ms paint quality
>>738677663Yo anon, that's pretty neat. See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJwsJXbS_Ok if you want to know my thoughts on the matter.
What's in the fuckin' box
>>738679657>the 10 words per minute anon from /tg/Could you tell me more?
>>738665909Magnet helmetMy dicksucking powers just increased tenfold
THE BOX, THE BOX
>>738679056what other option is there? make a new chan?>>738681142:(
>>738685004You could kill yourself instead or go back to whatever shithole you came from. If I wanted to make an account and give some random nigger the means to go on a powertripping ban spree then I wouldn't be here.
I'll take the gauntlet, it's my destiny granted by the stars.
>>738685480it's for anons that might be interested because this site can be fucked at times. you can just ignore it. bye
aw fuck, here it comes!!
>>738665909I'd take the book of bait and tell anon that we are fighting against poopdickschizo
>>738665909>>738686078THE BOXTHE BOX!!!
Gotta be the gauntlet for me. It's the most outwardly useful out of the gate.
cyoas?
>>738665909edgeKINO gauntlet is the best by far
>>738686776Give me the belgian bun, the extra calories can go to the next anon i don't need anything else.
The box is... a picture of op sucking dick
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKIN' BOX
>>738687032But OP is a cute 1,000 year old dragonlolibaba
>>738686776Sausage rollChocolate twist Au chocolat
>>738686776No Cornish pasties?
>>738687207What a thing to forget to add...>>738687206Nice. I liked the Chocolate Twist too.
holy fuck my bad everyone i was taking a shit
>>738686776croissant, pain au chocolat and cheese twist7 figure job and early retirement, here I come. Optionally raspberry strudel to kickstart it.
>>738686776Strawberry TartBaklavaCheese TwistChocolate Twist
>>738686776croissant, 3 profiteroles, yum yum, toffee yum yumi'll just fucking party til i drop with my new friend and gf, which will take a very fucking long time given how resistent I will be to drugs
>>738687462all you need is the steak pie and find something which has more than a 2:1 w/l ratio. if you have a 66% chance to lose x money and a 33% chance to win x money, with the steak pie you'll break even. if you make even a little bit more, you are looking at infinite profit, or at least until you break the casino, depending on where the money comes from (the house or through magic). I think scratch tickets are somewhere over 50%, so you literally just need to buy a bunch and then buy more until you're rich as fuck.
>>738687798But then I won't have a reason to get /fit/. Motivation is important.
>>738687959sosig roll gives you that burst of motivationholy fuck now that I think about it that shit's broken, give me that
>>738687445Fuck yeah, always bet on box
>>738687445BOMB FLAIL!! Yeahhhh
>>738686776Four portions of spring rolls, assuming it stacksImagine the satisfaction of releasing four weeks' worth of piss
>>738689968>frognigger is incapable of following basic instructions even when they're relayed as a voice inside his head.
>>738690415I chose my own adventure where the voice in my head was a cool dude who let me do cool things
>>738690792the voice in your head was your previous incarnation, and he is trying to help you kick ass like he did
>>738690792>>738689968Good. Embrace Sartre.
>>738690847Kicking ass? I just wanna pee for God's sake
>>738686776>baklava>cheese twist>apple danish>raspberry strudel for survival skills>wander into the woods and never return
>>738691065Gettin' a lil' "friendly" with the deer, eh?
>>738691028from 10ft away with no splash
>>738686776the steak pie seems like a no brainer>roulette>bet on red or black>usual case is 2:1 earnings>this is balanced out by a slight house edge with 0 and 00 being green.>steak pie bumps this to 4:1its literally impossible for you to lose money in the long run as long as you dont bet it all at once.beyond that>croissant>apricot danish1014, so one lemon tart to top it off.
>>738692559Nice
>>738672641Fufufu... I would explain, but.... heh, you couldn't even BEGIN to understand!
>>738665909Ill take Ocelot's revolver, thanks
>>738686776Steak Pie is an infinite money glitch at the roulette table.Chocolate Twist makes nights much better, and I suck at sleeping.Sausage Roll to counteract whatever the fuck is wrong with meLemon Tart because I got some leftover
>>738673708why are tvtropes articles so fucking retarded...
>>738665909Heh... The power to become what I've always known myself to be...Stand back everyone. I can't guarantee your safety if you get between me and the enemy.
>>738686776>Chocolate Twist>Baklava>Raspberry Strudel>Toffee Nut Yum Yum1143 Calories
>>738686776sausage roll (315)raspberry strudel (200)pain au chocolat (300)3 profiteroles (240)and for the remaining ~150 cal, a lemon tart (128)healing berries are great, but the rest help me maximize my skills. I can maximize on stimulants to help me power through tedious workif anyone wants to share 1/2 the croissant with me, I'll give you some berries>>738687206sausage roll def underrated
>>738686776Buy a billion lemon tarts
>>738686776Au chocolateSausage rollCheese twistRaspberry strudel
>>738699457a billion!?
>>738686776Pain Au Chocolat (Eating this first) 300Raspberry Strudel (Gain a strength boost from the Chocolat) 200Sausage Roll (Makes training and learning easier) 315Yum Yum (Fren) 251Lemon Tart x1 (More life is good) 128Total: 1194 Calories and a life of improvement.
>>738686776the necessities: sausage roll for willpowertoffee nut yum yum for a gfchocolate twist for dreamingnow I need something cheapI'll take a raspberry strudel and get a year's worth of practice in short story writing. hopefully I can use my dreams as inspiration.
Which one?
>>738701685I hope that you do find a way to write your dream stories anon>>738701558very wise
Can i be an edgy chuuni just by acting like it or do i have to genuinely believe it?
>>738686776Sausage roll, belgian bun, pain au chocolat, raspberry strude. Gonna get rid of my ADHD and have a year's worth of coding practice that i can hopefully use to do something that makes me some money
>>738701820scythe
>>738702119it doesnt matter. you have to act like it publicly, so everyone will believe its real
Now it's /v/ related so mods can fuck off.
>>738697671>shark teethBased
>>738701820The snowball is probably busted, but there's something more satisfying about cucking enemies like with the scythe, so that's my choice.Also, the snowball reminds me of Guts Man's ass.
alright, one more shipment!
>>738705020dagger of horrid connection is amazing, but vidya rod is literally unlimited potential, but the box, THE BOX
>>738665909reminds me of this pic on my hard drive
>>738705020Vidya rod is busted and will inevitably end in the complete destruction of the planet when you reel in a giant space dreadnought. It WILL happen eventually.
>>738686776one croissantdump the rest into lemon tarts
>>738705253heart piece>ratbane will eventually be replaced>cloak of the falls, while sick as fuck, isnt exactly a bonus>lore is cool, but isnt a reward on its own>fast travel hidden in a waterfall means shit game>love option is an objectively shit reward for goonersthe heart piece is the only permanent upgrade that shouldnt be a main path reward.
>>738686776>eat your full TDEE in calories before you start >Eat the apricot danish firstAll calories you eat become excess and therefore 'negative', so everything after the danish is half price, and possibly the danish itself too.
>>738701131Yeah!
>>738665909Edgekino, yes, my chuunibyou self would regret it otherwise!
>>738665909edgeKINO gauntlet and it's not even closeI do not need to scroll and see any boxNothing can be as strong as my sealed powerIt's only a matter of time until it can morph and form an appropriate suit of armor as well. Ideally during a tense exchange with my rival, the Random Katana anon, that leaves me struggling on the ropes, but I call out the gauntlet's true name, ushering in a henshin as well as an instrumental version of my opening theme. The voiced version must be protected and saved until the final episode, and there I will get an even bigger and cooler form of gauntlet and armor!
>>738686776Steak Pie is way too OP.
>>738686776does the crossaint also include orgies and other gatherings of sexual nature?
>>738705253Boots for sure. Randomly finding some permanent upgrade that changes the game experience fundamentally is awesome.
>>738686776Steak Pie breaks the house edge of any casino so I'll just invade every establishment in Vegas until I get banned and then do it again in Singapore, Monaco and Macau (not Cambodia they would disappear me immediately)Big Pain au Chocolat for gains Raspberry Strudel into MandarinLemon Tart
>>738686776Steak Pie is utterly busted, so that one. Also, I'll take the cheese twist and the chocolate croissant.
>>738705253Choose. (Determines your class.)
>>738665909
>>738705253>love potion>open a shop and sell it>become rich as fuck>buy everything else
>>738707547demonblade is op due to the skill absorb but i would go with the boomstick
>>738708076Ranger class unlocked.
>>738665909>+35% item disc.Tard helmet.
>>738707547Is the Skill Absorb on the Demonblade permanent or is it just temporary during the fight? If permanent, well - just nick everyone gently and have all of the skills in the world.
>>738708102more like country fudd unlocked
>>738708258That's the idea, its the "Easy Mode" weapon.
>>738665909edgekino gauntlet seems like the obvious winner here because it would literally have infinite damage for most anons
25 posts remain...
>>738686776>Duck Spring Rolls means you're bound to fucking destroy whatever toilet you expel into, and if you ever forget a full week you're launching your pants off>3 Profiteroles will screw you over if the negative effects of a drug is contextually positive, like being sedated for a surgery>Chocolate Eclair, "thrice" is an adverbial number not the compound word "tri-ce">Cinnamon Swirl is a nightmare if you ever tired of doing it since there's no off switch>Apricot Danish, many "negative nutrients" are actually an overdose of normal nutrients, all this would do is protect you from being poisoned>Baklava will prevent you from ever getting along with Asians>Chocolate Eclair is complete garbage when CE exists>Apple Turnover is bugged, doing a good deed for someone triggers the reward, therefore it doesn't do anything
>>738708554WHAT'S IN THE BOX???
>>738671765Imagine if it shows up that faggot who baits by asking sources for everything and then disregard whatever source you picked.
>>738705020Vidya rod could be broken but since I don't get to choose what reels, I'd go with the Dagger of Horrid Connection.
>>738708724isn't that like 70% of modern 4chan anons?
>>738705020BOX BOX BOX
>>738665909edgeKINO for me
>>738703593never played FF2, but i like that sword. is it worth trying out?
>>738708554give us the boxI hope it contains something as good as the shopkeepers previous rewards
>>738669117Kek
>>738674871Basically him.
>>738705020Undeniably Cool Hat + edgeKINO Gauntlet is a busted combo>your enemy must compliment you before engaging, no matter the scenario, thusly reinforcing the powers of the Chuunibyou
>>738665909I used to defeat my nightmare enemies by "becoming a greater monster than them", contorting my own body, painfully growing shit like spider legs, and spreading thick mist so they couldn't see the details, and then devouring them in the midst of their fear.Unfortunately I'm long out of practice cause I ate all my nightmares years ago, but gimme the gauntlet, this old man can get it back with some practice.
>>738686776I'm boring, so>Baklava>Pain Au Chocolat>Belgian Bun(save this for later)>Custard and Pecan TartThat way I can push myself to improve in just about any area and gain additional benefits. Avoiding falls will help majorly in old age and bad situations.>Sausage RollNot enough calories for this. It's practically a superpower in bad times.>Apple DanishIncredible, but I'm still lacking calories. "Harm" might be suggestive to the animal, though.>Strawberry TartSounds nice, but also like a genie in that I might eat something poisonous.>Lemon TartMight have me living in poor condition for another year to suffer it out. It says nothing about improving preexisting conditions.>Chocolate CroissantGreat until you leave the party and are expected to live up to whatever the fuck you did there. I'd rather just be generally likeable, with or without the invitation.>Yum YumCheat code shit that ruins the experience of building friendships.>Toffee Nut Yum YumSee above.>Steak PieCool, but too many calories and might get me tied up somewhere.>Duck Spring RollsWhy? Are you doing a montage?
>>738705020I choose the vidya rod. Hope I get something like BFG or some other super-weapon.
Well guys, it turns out that OP lost the rights to his game, and I bought them in an auction. Me and the bros decided to make an expansion pack with new items. You get to pick one item only.
>>738708559I wouldn't count being sedated as a negative from a sedative. I'd argue it's all upside, except for negative consequences of the goal of the drug, like how you have poor impulse control when drunk, because that's part of the point of being drunk.
>>738722795Call me fucking bootsy collins because the first choice is so fucking superior it's not even funny. I don't get if we're playing an actual game though, or if this is some sort of game-like isekai adventure we're experiencing for real.
>>738705253>recipe love potion>use it on lolis
>>738724273The game was converted to an openworld coop survival game with time travel mechanics where you are fighing time warlords.
dead thread...
>>738722795all are cool but I'm a brainlet so the gnome house is the simplest but I guess time rope would let me find some cute lolis and then escape the consequences of my actions
>>738703593Only one of those has the power to kill a being that cucked Satan himself. I choose the Blood Sword.>>738705020Vidya Rod, bar none. I have a non-zero chance of hooking a Dyson Sphere.
>>738707547Why does the spear not have a negative effect?
>>738692559The thing is the lemon tart is incredibly overpowered. By taking a steak pie you're giving up potentially extra 3 years of life.It's true that you'd be able to get near infinite money though, so maybe it's worth it in the long run. That said, croissant is outclassed if you take the steak pie.
>>738731876its overpowered on the surface until you actually think about how that extra time interacts with the real world.think of the time economy for a moment.suppose you're under thirty and are being presented with this list.a good third of your life is going to be nothing but work, with another third lost to sleep.even with max lemon tarts (9), you're effectively only earning three years of extra time for you to do things at the cost of all other benefits on the list (and also ensuring three total years of extra work time)the steak pie, if used right, claims ALL the time you'd lose due to wage slaving and lets you break into the upper class. far outpacing the time gain even from pure lemon tarts and ensuring a much more comfortable life.>That said, croissant is outclassed if you take the steak pie.ok yeah but i hate the government.
and now..... the moment you've been waiting for!!! the item inside the mystery box!!
>>738732661Good point and good point.
...wow!! it's a slice of black forest cake, because it is once again my BIRTHDAY!!!! thank you all once again for attending my thread! :DDDD
>>738733450>>738733975you're not op.but happy birthday, fag.
>>738687445I'm taking the box, fuck yeahr.
>>738686776>Greatly increased lucid dreaming dapablilitiesNice.>Sleep will become an exciting experienceGreat!>No nightmares, everRuined it. Clearly whoever made this doesn't get the excitement of nightmares.
>>738683985Man, that was a fun trip down memory lane
>>738673708you are supposed to say lurk moar newfag
>>738705253Love potion, it is the only one of those items that provide unique new content.
>>738722795Geosynchronous time rope, being able to time travel is crazy good. That dead game you liked? Go back in time to where it wasn't dead! Want to post spoilers about a game on /v/ that won't release for a few more years? Go into the future, play the game and then post on an anonymous image board spoilers. Watch other anon's be amazed that some random fuck predicted all that years in advance! The possibilities are endless with the Geosynchronous time rope
>>738734152but i am op....
>>738733975Happy birthday mateNow if only I had a book of bait to make an anon eat the cake for me.
>>738738230>4chanxok, and?and op already opened the box >>738687445
>>738733975habby birdday :-DDDD
>>738738962the uh, second shipment....>>738705020
Current owner of OP's original game license. Have some more tools, friends. These are weapons you find after unlocking access to the Time Rogue's Arsenal. You may only take one of these on top of your existing selection.
>>738665909EdGE KINOOOO!!!!
>>738738219I should mention, since you only discover this in the game after using the rope... Once you use the rope, it is permanently located where you activated it. No one in has ever been able to figure out how to recover a time rope once it's been deployed. There are 2 others in existence that have been deployed, but the information of their location has been kept secret from everyone except the owners.
>>738739508>birthday powers grant reality bending powerstruly, amazing.sorry anon lmao
My demon arm... It hungers!
does katana come with a magic pager or what
>>738689968frogposter proving that frogposters are indeed dumb
>>738705020Yeah the vidya rod is OP but I simply cannot pass up on the dagger of horrid connection, it's pure kino
>>738740671Well damn. Thinking about the situations where I would need to use a rope I would probably have it located near some kind of cliffside or maybe in a cave with a drop? At any rate my first order of business once realizing what it is would be to purchase the land from whoever owned it and build a giant house around it. I would go back in time as far as I am capable to do this, since if I do it in the present that leaves 1000 years before the present for the rope to be discovered.God I hope I activated it somewhere remote, that will make it infinitely easier to conceal.
>>738665909The random Katana actually has a reason to improve your technique. If you can get better and faster at iaijutsu you can repeatedly sheath and unsheath until you get an item that's effective in your scenario. Like real life stance cancels
>>738739984>get vase>aquire sample of scorpion venom>???>profit!Alternatively>aquire whip>aquire 9001 guinea pigs>whip pigs to make adamantine bricks>???>profit!
>>738741852goblin tinkerer problem>keep resheathing for a good sword>accidentally roll past it>start resheathing faster out of ranger>roll past it again.
>>738726227Early access, I hope?
>>738686776Sausage Roll, Apple Turnover, Yum Yum and Toffee Nut Yum Yum is just barely under the calorie line. I don't really need a lot of cheats, just a way to force myself to actually do things and a friend and gf to go along with it. The Apple Turnover is just to help me pass along my newfound happiness to others.
>>738741947Reading records of artifacts it says the following on the whip chain: When a creature perishes within the adamantine cage, the cage does not dematerialize. When the whip was located, it was found in a modern warehouse in Japan. The warehouse was full of the empty adamantine cages, and a single dark purple skeleton remained in an opening surrounded by the cages. In the skeletons clasp was the whip. The cages were salvaged and utilized to construct katanas by the property owner, but it was determined that each sword was cursed with the malice and hatred of the lives attached to the metal. When one sword master attempted to purchase one of the swords, it was said he could feel strength coursing through his veins, but could also feel unfiltered rage and violence overtaking him. The swords were returned to the warehouse and the warehouse was sealed by mystics.Be careful anon.
>>738726227Yes, the only current accessible timelines are prehistoric, modern day, futuristic cyber hell, and medieval. Ancient Robotic Society, Primordial Mystic, and Zombie Great Fall are planned in future updates. Also, I just started a completely unrelated game that is taking up a lot of my time.
>>738741851I should also mention that since the rope is 4th dimentional, it only appears as it does in the image, a single rope with random rope artifacts appearing and disappearing in all directions. Climbing up the rope takes you to the future, and climbing down (easier) takes you to the past. Not sure why you have to climb up to the future and exert more energy.
erm happy birthday unc?
>>738686776>Toffee Nut Yum YumI don't need to say anything, do I?>Belgian BunGet rid of my skin problems please, they suck and I hate them.>Steak PieI'm sure that if I tried I could find a way to turn gambling into positive expected valueCan't buy nothing more with that unless I get like, a seven-month lemon tart, but I'm happy with it. Would fix 99% of my problems.
>>738745718Nice choices!
>>738687959When you have financial freedom without a job that gives you vital knowledge, your motivation is that you'll need to be strong enough to be recruited to your local warlord's gang when society collapses, because you won't get a free pass like doctors and engineers.
>>738745893Did you even read the pic? In this scenario, getting /fit/ literally makes you smarter and thus able to easily learn vital knowledge.
>>738746383I'm replying to the post. He says motivation is important.
>>738742263im glad they fixed that in the new update