SHREDDERS MY ASS AND SPLINTERS MY BALLS
>>738667790WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
>>738667790AASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>738667790when is he going to retire the character and move on with his life like he clearly wants to?
>>738671403>move on with his lifeHis family requires money to live and he has no job prospects outside of the nerd.
Post excepts from his book
>>738667790THIS GAME IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!
>>738667790It's "cherish my ass and splinter my balls" as in "I'd rather cherish my ass and splinter my balls than play this"
all that for a pizzaPIZZASHIT
>>738671403To be fair the Pizza Hut video was kino. So was the PS1 ET video.
>>738672412Oh, and the Biodome video. He seems to be putting some effort into his videos again.
This review and, in particular, this rant unironically make this one of the most important videos on the internet.This was it.This was the video where countless other people watched it and said "hey, I can do that too!" spawning the AVGN ripoff subgenre which brought us>Nostalgia Critic and everyone on Channel Awesome>Spoony>Pat the NES punk>Jontron>Irate Gamer (lol)>Angry Joeand countless others.
>>738671501He doesn't need a job, he has hundreds of hours of content on youtube constantly earning him money regardless of whatever he puts out that is new.
Fun fact: AVGN actually reviewed ET. However, the episode was so horrific it never got released.https://james-lost-episode-creepypastas.fandom.com/wiki/AVGN_-_ET_Atari_2600
>>738667790>>738672213hehClassic.
>You can just walk over it...
>>738667790Sorry I ran out of time