Unironically what was this tard's plan after turning Skyrim into criminal, barbaric shithole?
plan?
>>738667921between all the ancient nord tombs, and all the cities being established / built by nords, they were probably doing just fine b4 the altmer and faggot imperials showed up
>>738668138yes plan.he is a leader. not some nobody.
>>738667921the plan was to weaken skyrim before the imminent aldmeri dominion invasion, duh
>Implying nords are capable of thinking ahead
>>738667921spreading his legs for the big altmer cock.
>>738667921To colonize every female Khajiit, duh.
>>738667921His plan WAS turning it into a criminal, barbaric shithole. Thats the natural state of humans in the elderscrolls universe
>turning skyrim was already full of Nords, no one was ever going to save them from themselves
>>738667921What plan? He loses in the tutorial and is saved by actual divine intervention. The Stormcloaks will also no doubt lose if you don't step in. He's too weak to lead Skyrim and would rather pick fights rather than contribute to the actual crisis of the dragons returning
>>738667921Expelling the Thalmor and allowing Talos worship
>>738668293Imperials didn't care that people kept worshipping Talos in Skyrim until Ulfric sperged out and the elves were forced into Skyrim. The Empire was just buying time and it's so fucking obvious.The Morthal's Jarl Ravencrone is foreshadowing the canon if Todd and co are smart enough to go with it. both sides will unite and rape the Thalmor out of their provinces in the second great war off screen before the events of TES6.
You weren't a massive retard and realized the best solution for Skyrim is the peace treaty option right? The elves don't care who wins, as long as they take down as much men as possible
>extermination of all daedra worshippers>talos shrines in every town>rallying the entire nation to war against the thalmor>alliance with the redguardsSounds based to me. What's the problem?
>>738667921At the end of the civial war questline (when you side with the stormcloaks) and even before he stated often enough that the old empire is done. He wants to talk with Hammerfell and Daggerfall. Something like a new alliance.
>>738667921Nords are schizophrenic degenerate pegans. Thalmor is based for wanting to exterminate them.
>>738670314Talos is an Aedra. Daedra are the closest thing in the TES universe to "pagan" or "satanic" worship.
>>738670380pegan isn't satanic. wtf?
>>738667921Military pact with morrowind and hammerfell probably.
Impregnate his Argonian maid and marry his Khajiit wife, presumably.
He wanted thalmor influence to be purged and also to be king himself because he's a bit of an egomaniacal tyrant.IF he won his uprising then he'd probably focus on making alliances and securing the borders while building military strength for the moment that the thalmor make their move. Might mass execute dark elves for yucks as well.
>>738670494Pagan*Silence, nigger.
>>738667921Ulfric is a Thalmor plant, he's the TES equivalent of Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk fused into one person. His plan IS turning Skyrim into a criminal, barbaric shithole, so that it's too weak and disorganized to defend against the elves, and as a consequence weaken the empire so that the elves have an easier time with them too.The Thalmor don't give a shit who wins as long as humans keep killing each other. Ironically, the most destructive option for the Thalmor would be the dragonborn uniting both sides without bloodshed.
>>738670942>Ulfric is a Thalmor plantNo he's not you dumb nigger. I can guarantee you've never played the game.>The Thalmor don't give a shit who wins as long as humans keep killing each other.They do, actually. They explicitly say in the dossier that they want no conclusion to the war, that either an imperial or stormcloak victory would be a disaster for them.
>>738671303>t. Ulfricgo back to your khajit wife, nordnigger
>>738668314Resign and laugh
>>738667921To not serve a weak and toothless empire that could not protect it's own people and that certainly did not have Skyrim's best interest in mind.
>>738668469Thankfully Ulfric put a stop to that when he banished the leech (((Mede))) Empire from Skyrim.
>>738670712You don't have to sign your posts on this website
>>738671420Seethe, grayskin. Be grateful that we give you residence in Windhelm and don't deport you back to Morrowind.
>>738669067It's joever for the Empire bro. Pelinal is the only one that can save them now.
>>738667921How are empirefags going to cope when the canon state of the world of TES6 is that the empire was disbanded and absorbed into the aldmeri dominion?
>>738667921This nigga is objectively wrongIf he thought 'nord traditions' meant anythingafter acking torygg he would have demanded a moot instead of chimping out and accepted the result of the moot in how it went (retard couldnt even get five jarls behind despite having justification for interfering say in falkreath and restoring dengeir). instead he declares civil war before a contesting of the throne could even happen
>>738670942this, only redneck flyovercucks and redditors support ulfric because they think it's le heckin nationalism in muh video game without realising they're being played by the in-universe version of mossad kek
>>738671857No he's not. Half the Jarls are just puppets of the empire and by extension the Altmer. it could never be a fair moot. Once the Thalmor are kicked out of Skyrim a moot can be held.
>>738667921Phase 1:send the foreign invaders homePhase 2: enact a policy of nords first Phase 3: eat dog turds and die in your own country you shit skin
>>738667921Become the Russians.
>>738672004>fair mootthen he would have justification for a rebellion after its shown to be unfair with thalmor/imperial influence rejecting his claim if he wonhe never lets it get to this, to actually prove his point claiming nord tradition is being oppressed while simply pointing at the banning of talos worship, an imperial god, no less as an example>half the jarls are puppetshe couldnt kick the old lady out in morthal or restore dengeir?he was completely willing to kill toryggwhy not a jarl or two with another warrior to actually set up his claim in the moot?at the end of the day he is simply chimping out as he never brings imperial law and nord traditions into an actual conflict because he throws everything out the window with a rebellion
>>738667921You dont understand, skyrim NEEDS globalism. It just DOES, okay!?!?!
Balts are the true Nords.
The Empire got mogged in the Great War that they were lucky to evict the Thalmor out of Cyrodiil.The Thalmor weren't used to heavy casualties so when they lost the battle of Cyrodiil they just shoved the peace treaty up the Empire's ass with the same conditions.
>>738672397>then he would have justification for a rebellion after its shown to be unfair with thalmor/imperial influence rejecting his claim if he wonWhy waste the time? He has plenty of justification.>he never lets it get to this, to actually prove his point claiming nord tradition is being oppressed while simply pointing at the banning of talos worship, an imperial god, no less, as an exampleThis is a huge issue, though. Imagine if you had Mossad agents patrolling the streets in every American city, rounding up followers of Jesus to send them to some black site to be tortured and executed, and the American government not only allowed this but actually worked in tandem with Mossad, providing them intel on potential Christian worship sites. Skyrim sent thousands of soldiers to fight against the Thalmor in the Great War, only for the Empire to just give up and allow the Thalmor into their land to terrorize the Nords and kill them. Nords in Skyrim pay taxes, they let the Empire extract Skyrim's natural resources, and the Empire conscripts from Skyrim, and in return the Empire turns on Talos, who founded the Empire in the first place, and allows the Thalmor to get closer to genociding all humans, especially Nords.>he couldnt kick the old lady out in morthal or restore dengeir?Now I know you're just a retarded nigger. Dengeir was Jarl, he got dethroned by the Empire BECAUSE he supported the Stormcloaks, meaning this happened after Torygg was killed. Ulfric is just one guy, what the fuck do you expect him to do? Go to every Hold and shout the Jarls to death? I know it's just a video game but that's not happening in lore, he would just get killed by the Empire.
They wiped out the Snow Elves, they'll do just fine.
>>738673046>Ulfric is just one guy, what the fuck do you expect him to do? I said send another warrior or something you fucking retard>Dengeir was Jarl, he got dethroned by the Empire BECAUSE he supported the Stormcloaks, meaning this happened after Torygg was killed.Ulfric started the rebellion right after killing torygg and returning to windhelmagaineverything doesnt matter at that point because doing whatever you want to get what you want was establishedwhere does law fit in a civil war anymore?it just proves why he shoved have called a moot immediately instead of chimping outalso none of that mossad shit you wrote means nothing when you are claiming 'nord tradition' as the backbone of your movementthe thalmor arresting christians should have nothing to do with ulfric who is claiming the 'old traditions' which would be relative to paganismhis basis makes no sense and his actions were retarded.you can hate the empire but being an idiot about it doesn't mean i have to support you
>>738667921Probably going back to denying the native reachmen the right to practice their own religion
>>738667921Smelf fingers typed this post
>>738673885>send another warriorAgain, you don't just do that. Why doesn't he send "a warrior" to kill Tullius? Kys NIGGER.>Ulfric started the rebellion right after killing torygg and returning to windhelmThat's what I said.I didn't read the rest, you have a poor grasp on the English language and you need to die.
>>738673885>also none of that mossad shit you wrote means nothing when you are claiming 'nord tradition' as the backbone of your movement>the thalmor arresting christians should have nothing to do with ulfric who is claiming the 'old traditions' which would be relative to paganismlmao ur retarded. he was making an example comparing the elder scrolls to our reality. ur actually fucking stupid
>>738667921I'm a simple man. Attacking Whiterun is more fun than Defending.
>>738674362>send "a warrior" to kill Tullius?what does tullius have to do with anythingnigger, the whole premise of ulfric is that IAM NORD AND MY CHALLENGE LAWFUL NORD CUSTOM He couldnt send another another warrior to challenge another jarl according to nord customs?he couldn't wait a few days after calling a moot instead starting a civil war right away when he DID HAVE FIVE JARLS ON HIS SIDE TO ACTUALLY MAKE HIM HIGH KING?NO ONE EVEN KNEW ULFRICS INTENTIONS UNTIL HE CHIMPED OUT AND IS HIDING BEHIND I AM NORD AS JUSTIFICATION
>>738674835stop chimping out nigger
>>738674528and i said the comparison is wrong when ulfric shouldnt give a shit about Talos in the first placecan you fucking read?
>>738674885tell that to ulfric and his retarded rebellion
>>738667921Plans fail. Only one side had the Dragonborn back then up (whichever side the player chose). So they're the ones that got lucky and won.
Very organic threadSkyrim belongs to the nords OP is a retard and never played morrowind (the empire abandoned them after exploiting them) and nobody wants to be a colony
These threads are all so repetitive. You can tell when some regard wakes up and starts banging the drum with the same threads every day with the same cyclical shallow arguments and dumb lore wank. Can't play a real video game so need to suffocate the board with this stupid shit every day. Everything this guy starts up on a board it dies in like a month. /v/ activity is gunna be down 50% by next year and all that'll be left is these dumb threads.
Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
>>738675014All he had to do was wait two weeks for the Empire to stop cucking to the Altmer.
>>738670380There is no monotheistic religion in TES, tardo, they're all pagans because there are numerous aedra and daedra. Individuals typically choose to venerate one above the others, but it does not mean they don't acknowledge the existence and power of the rest.
Ultimately plans don't matter. The elder scrolls universe is swayed by strong individual actors, not armies. Partially because of technical limitations but come on. Anything actually important that happens in the elder scrolls is because one guy solos it.
>>738674896Can you? You're the retarded nigger who doesn't understand that the point being illustrated is that the Empire is hunting down and killing Nords for practicing the religion that their ancestors practiced for thousands of years, and that is WRONG. That is the justification for the rebellion.
>>738676774It's not just that the Empire treated Ulfric like garbage. He saved Markarth from the forsworn and what he got as reward for it? They let the thalmor imprison him. That's is what the empire always did. They abandoned Argonians dark elves hammerfell after they exploit the region and they are so pathetic enough to not even help and protect them from foreing invadors be it daedra thalmor or simply be with the dark elves when the mountain erupts for all the resources you pillaged from them