the way witches and hags are represented in video games is problematic
tits too big
>>738668665Agree, but not on the way you think>Learning magic takes ages of hard study and dedication bro, that's why wizards are all old>teen girl has magic btwTired of this.
>>738668665only looney tunes did witches right ffs
Yeah, but Yahna.
>>738668852Wizards, warlocks, and sorcerers.
>>738668852The first thing any competant witch does is make themselves young. Meanwhile the old wizard has been grooming his beard for as long as he has been studying. He isnt going to give that up.
>>738669184This is your headcannon, in most cases witches are canonically young.
>>738668665shut up and post more Yahna
>>738668954*upgrades your outfit*
>>738669894You mean downgrade.
>>738668665witches are consorts of the devil so they should look like succubi
>>738668665sex with my wife voiced by Yuuki Aoi
>>738669917do you want the +1 active +1 passive or not
>>738669979I can just buy and upgrade a generic witch so Yahna can stay in her normal outfit for the whole game instead.
>>738670072you already upgraded yahnaenjoying the new dance?
>>738670115Don't project.
>>738670218i haven't even recruited her yet
>>738669894Still sex incarnate.
>retarded child that doesn't know witches originated from tribal priestesses, oracles, shamans, etc, who were documented to perform ritual sex actseducate yourself
Witches?
>>738670427>who were documented to perform ritual sex actsThey weren't. The idea of temple prostitutes has, unfortunately, no basis in anything.
>>738670516>I wasn't there so it didn't happen!!!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_prostitutionwell documented
I really regret not buying her statue
>>738668665Witches are evil women that kisses Satan's anus. You wouldn't kiss a witch, right?
>>738672516does the witch look like this? >>738670516
>>738671102so just buy it now, then?i really enjoyed the game, and idk why people buy statues, but what's stopping you from buying one later
Imagine getting hagged without mercy
>>738668665Reminder that she's infertile.
>>738674201Nothing a little swamp witch magic cant fix
>>738669431Not him, but the witch in the OP is canonically the oldest hag alive and simply magicked herself younger. Is slightly weakened her power, but now she's got another lifetime to become even more powerful than before.
>>738672516I'd kiss her anus.
>>738674201canon?
>>738674005It's one of the things I slop so I don't have to imagine
>>738674312you can't just magic yourself younger, it doesn't work that way.
>>738674771post your slop fgt
>>738674771The amount of gigahags I've slopped must be biblical by nowAnd yes the nipples were inverted
>>738674781Show us your wizard certificate smart guy
>>738668852Maybe they're just better at it.
>>738675113Yes. Indeed
>>738672516no, but I'd ruin all her holes
>>738675113>inverted nipplesyou and I are kin of soul.
how does a swamp lady stay so hot and humble?
I love hag witches with sagging breasts and thick bushes.
>>738677730>pantiesOFF CANON IMAGE
>>738679682she has to stay abit modest around men
How do we defeat hags?
>>738680346Handholding and marriage
>>738680436I volunteer to be the brave soul who attempts to prove this theory correct. No need to thank me, I'm doing it for you all.
>>738680346show her your armpits
>>738680567Go forth, brave warrior
>>738680629nice try knife ear
>>738670491full of mana
>>738681937Who's the titty witch for LA3? Or even the most popular? Nobody remembers Luna from LA2.
How do we feel about old women(dork)?
>>738682101WHERE'S THE HATSHOW ME THE HAT
>>738682185She can't wear hats you racist bastard
>>738668665>Troons: We want ugly game characters!Fuck off already.
>>738678470https://imgur.com/gallery/RoS7nY6fuckoh yea n wo we r talmkign!!!!
Hello fellow witch connoisseurs and enthusiasts. Please rate my witch (WIP)
>>738682826it sucks they are neutered now
>>738682935tits too covered
>>738682935Too conventionally whorish. Get creative with it
>>738682935pretty good. finish it and make a pose
>>738682935What's her unique and characteristic idle stance?No jewelry?
>>738668665Witches are satanic and should be treated worse
>>738683440what does she mean by this?
>>738683518Even her modest outfit is slutty. I love her.
>>738668665I know this is supposed to be a Yahna thread but I recently finished SMTV and Agrat hit the witch appeal really well.
>>738683843yeah shes hot. i should finish that game but i dont want it to end
Here's another one>>738683298>What's her unique and characteristic idle stance?Gendo pose sitting at a desk>No jewelry?I was thinking about belly chains and precious stones dangling from her hat. Also she has a big collection of ornate pipes>>738683151What about a fishnet top? Give me ideas
Never trust hagsYou think you can cum inside without worry and then BAMquintuplets
>>738684007Cute brown girl.
Hags are built for gentle femdom.>>738683843>>738683984The qadistu in SMTVV were too evil for me, so it was hard for me to want to bang Agrat.
>>738684007>belly chainI like what I'm hearing
>>738684270too evil? maybe too little art of them getting mated. that first girl was top tier as she got off to pain
Now post her pregnant
>>738684007Cute.
>>738684392No, I prefer my witches to be more kind and/or autistic.
>>738683638why is her hat so fucking huge
>>738684479marriage first
>>738685571The bigger the hat, the cuter the witch.
>>738685571Knowledge is stored in the hat and mana in the breasts
>>738683638what's this key for
>>738668665Witches are problematic as a concept because they're an example of women in a fantastical context and that inherently deviates from the material expectations which define society as a whole. The ability to question priorities handed down from on high is the ability to self-define, and by extension, the concept of a witch lends credence to the idea that a woman could hold real power over the world around her without submitting to society's overarching conditioning and expectations first.
>>738685759Key to her icy witch heart
>>738685759I dunno, man, her front door?
>>738685571A witch without a big or nice hat is like an ojousama without haughtiness.
>>738685797funny how every tranny is also a self-described witch
My practicer of the dark arts can't be this cute.
this game is boring and easyi want to like it, but it is easy and boring as fuck
>>738686236but was it fuck, boring and easy? or more boring fuck and easy?
>>738686302yea, boring and easy. at some point you start dominating every enemy camp, i think this moment is when you get to advanced jobs, and getting +1+1 active and passive point.
>>738686236That's fair. I think Unicorn Overlord is that kind of game you click with or not like Final Fantasy 12.
>>738686392nta but i think he didn't care about this part, he was asking about the fuck part
>>738686236It is way too easy to fuck because Alain is surrounded with sluts that just want to get into his pants..Really hard to stay loyal to your childhood friend
scarlett is made for cuckqueaning and marriage
>>738670427witches aren't real you retarded larper.
>>738687204Her tits should be atleast 2x bigger and she should wetnurse my children
I would play a real-time Tactics Ogre.
>>738687204I did both of those thing, in that orderMarrying her felt way better
>>738688384so ogre battle?
>>738669957Fun fact; those ones in peculiar are as much bleeding mares as they are magic mortars and priestesses of an evil god.
>>738685959The are the Witches of Castlevania?
>>738690604I was thinking something more like Icewind Dale or Pillars Of Eternity.
>>738686154I prefer the newest and younger model.
>>738684007II like the style, but I'm not sure about that hair colour and skin combo.
witches should be big
>>738690862I kind of want Yu-Gi-Oh to make a new game like Falsebound Kingdom.>>738691104Yes.
>>738690817oh, based based rtwp chads we finally have a win
>>738692753Even Xenoblade or Dungeon Siege 2 style combat would be enough for me as well. I know that coding RTWP is difficult.
>Casts a spell on you in Welsh
>>738668665They wanted butter.
This is a 100 year old witch.
witch hag sex
>>738668665I don't care how hot the MILF witch is, I am NOT playing Genshin Impact.
>>738694759Fat FUCK
>>738674781it's magic, ain't gotta explain shit
>>738694875built for pumpkins
DID SOME FAGGOT SAY WITCHES?
When a pregnant witch flies, how does she go about it? A belly tray attachment for her broom? Does she freeball and hope for the best? Maybe she puts a smaller broom under her middle, like an enchanted feather duster or whatever, and operates it in tandem with her normal broom?
>>738695458Lisa isn't even the best hag witch, that'd be Alice or Barbeloth if you're a true hag appreciator like me.
>>738685670>>738685959This is wisdom. A proper witch hat is as much brim as cone(maybe even more), and the more elaborate the cuter she knows she is. It's like the inverse of an old guy who can't get it up buying a Porsche to compensate, the hottest of witches use the best of hats like flags to stake their claim on snack status.
>>738668665Somebody here played this?
>>738682935massive hat is perfection.
>>738668665Yeah, problematic for SEMEN RETENTION!!
>>738685759her belly button obviously
>>738697608Wh-What happens if you unlock it?
>>738697791chubby tummy hidden by spell
>>738698626
Whomst is the poster woman for vidya witches? When I think of ojousamas in vidya, I think of Luna Platz.>>738697289Exactly, anon. With a hat like that, she is at the pinnacle of the witch social standing.>>738697608Silly, anon. That's what your tongue is for.
>>738698916Misery from Cave Story (controversial pick because she has no hat)
Witches are lewd
>>738698916The swamp witch Metallia
>>738697495It could be bigger but then all of my work on her face would be useless
>>738684007one piece leotard with fishnet cutouts
>>738668852>women would never, EVER, use rejuvenation magicbruh
>>738698626Rough bellygrabOvary massagesShe literally owes me octuplets for the deception
mana is important
>>738698916Here is either Tharja or Nobeta. Overall I say it's... Dragon's Crown Witch or Ashley.
>>738699408that's only gonna make it softer anon.. unless that's what you want~
Mana is stored in the saggers
GUESS I'VE GOTTA SHOW MY
>>738700464All the strongest witches here are butt based builds.
>>738674201infinite nakadashi
>>738668852THISFUCK WHORES
>>738668852They do this to appeal to braindead coomers who has no respect for worldbuilding
>>738668665I'm going to FUCK that witch.
>>738699916Metallia didn't deserve that.
>>738673857Merch like this almost never gets reruns, if you miss it, it's gone forever.
The only good witch is a dead witch
>game has a class called "Hag" for the witch
>>738668852I wish they at least said some shit like "lol it's because she's using magic to look young", nope they're just pedobaiting by having a little girl be a level 100 mage
>>738669957I CAN fix her
>>738702248No anonNot even pregnancy can fix her
>>738698916hey a luna art. thats a good question. i guess ashley from warioware but if they need a hat, the one from link to the past
>>738682008Actually just looked it up, the only design in LA3 that looks good is the white haired one.I'm also disinterested now that there seems to be a magic highschool/idol theme going on with all the heroines.
>>738674781chinese wizards do it every fucking day. oh my bad, they call themselves "cultivators".
>>738702235>they're just pedobaiting by having a little girl be a level 100 mageName the games with level 100 loli mages right fucking now
>>738668665She's cute
>>738668852In Touhou, the explanation is that as magical knowledge has advanced people have mastered the art of stopping aging magic at a younger and younger age, which is why modern witches are so young.
Who cares how they're represented, it's overrepresentation because witches aren't real
games for this feel?
>>738668665reminder this bitch's mother is a hoe that caused the entire Galerius incident
>>738683440>Chest frecklesmuh dik
>>738705730>no hat>no tits>modesty dress>>738707003anon no, you are falling into her witchy trap
>>738668852Those "teen girl" witches are just the ascended form of the old man wizard.
>>738668852I would play with granny Weatherwax as a character.
>>738669184>the old wizard has been grooming his beardHe should've been grooming young witches tbqh
>wake up>thread still hereGood.
>>738708604where are her organs
>>738709941In her hips and thighs.
>>738668852Ok but to be fair, this teenage witch girl used magic to dehag herself and become a teen girl.
>>738685571there is a direct correlation between a witch's power and the size of her hat.
>>738686236me when i lie on the internet
>>738668665>>738668954>>738669876>>738670334i benched her with my own created sorcerer with purple hair, blue eyes and black clothing
I have yet to finish this playthrough
>>738714193Why would you ever bench her?In every playthrough, I found enough reasons to use Yahna and add at least another mercenary witch. Because the unit is fucking useful in many ways, and the game for some weird reason only gives you one named character for this class.Same with mages (Auch) and druids (Selvie).
>>738714298havent gotten far yet, im at the 4th chapter but ill prolly use her again once im able to get more units for parties
