Do you play vidya with your gf?
>>738686671I don't trust tails with cream after what he did to that child.
>>738686671go on
She can't into using a controller. She watches me play though.
>tfw no gf
>>738686671No. I play them with my fiancée. (XX)Just finished playing some Melty Type Lumina with her.
>>738687390>(XX)What is this?
>>738687454Female chromosomes.
none of the girls ive dated were even remotely interested in vidya not even as a kid
>>738687516What if she's retarded?
I've never even played video games with another guy
>>738686671Nope. She plays games sometimes, but the only thing we've played at the same time was an air hockey table at an arcade
>>738686671Sometimes I attempt getting a gf but then I'm painfully reminded of why I usually don't try.
>>738687578Fortunately, she ain't.
>>738686671sex
>>738686671I'm gay
>>738688000Are you here for the victims of hurricane Katrina, Michael?
>>738688000Nice triples.
>>738686671We played some 4 swords adventure co-op recently through dolphin and it was a blast
>>738686671let me guess, this is porn isn't it?
>>738688492>First reverse image search result: "Tails Gamer Moment"Oh no he's gonna say the word
>>738687516>>738687390That's nice of you to confirm that your GF is in fact a real woman. The more important question is "Does she have a healthy BMI"? Or you can just tell us if she shops at a layne bryant or something.
>>738686671I try but as I was told before, women are horrendously retarded and ruin the whole experience due to their sheer incompetence. The woman is a fucking accountant and cant even manage playing satisfactory with me. I was even being nice, just manage the copper. It was only once we got a huge copper shortage did I notice she did not understand that 120 can be divided by 4 and she did not place down enough foundries to maximize the miner, because she cant read I guess. I just use her as bait to draw aggro and to clear traps these days.
>>738686671Reminder
I want to cream in cream.
>>738688775150 lbs (68 kilos) for 5'3" (160.02 cm)I'm currently 195 lbs (88.4 kilos) for 5'6" (167.6 cm), so if anything, I'm the fatty in the relationship.
>>738688972>it's the best 2D sonic of them allCHAO TRVKENADO
creaming cream
Cream would grow up not having the curves that Vanilla had, but instead be shaped like a P and have fat fucking titties that are bigger than her mother's
>>738689221assuming you're a man you have bigger muscles by default, therefore you're weighing moreit's all about body fat
>>738689658I'm somewhat muscular (thighs/calves of steel) but that's just from a lot of walking and DDR. I'm skinnyfat, thin arms but with a "beer gut." Recently swore off booze, soda, and fast food except for Fridays and Saturdays. My new year's goal is getting down to 180 lbs by the end of the year. Lost 5 lbs in a week (I was 200 earlier this month) for what it's worth. At least I don't have a double chin, and I'd like to keep it that way.
>>738686671>Do you play vidya with your gf?Yes, I "played" Killing Floor with her>she'd join a server with me so the number of zeds would go up>she'd die>she'd watch me carryFor some reason she really liked doing thatI miss her so much :(>we loved each other>she loved me nutting in her>turns out she was barren
Also, sorry for blogging (>>738689793)VIDEO GAMESPic was relevant until this last weekend, I mained Kohaku but she figured me out (she mains Roa), so I had to revert to the entry level Arcueid. CANON FIGHT
>>738686671I'd dump her if she said "let's gooooooooo"
>>738686901>>738687390>>738687730>>738688861>>738689894>>738689920Fuck off normalfags
>>738689793If you are able to lose 5 pounds in a week just by doing what you normally do minus eating slop, you should be able to achieve your target far quicker than you expect, unless you cheat. Its super important to not eat the slop, particularly the soda/beer. You can pig out on meat and veggies all you want and still drop the extra weight, just not grains and their oils.
>>738690206You do realize by saying that, all you do is make my dick hard and want to normalpost more, right?
>>738690000
>>738689894That sucks to hear, could you/her not afford/tolerate a surrogate or just some side bitch?
>>738690383We tried to pretend it didn't bother us for like 3 or 4 more months, then she dumped me, saying she was "holding me back"She didn't want to hear anything to the contrarywe both cried
>>738690206Considering the loneliness crisis and everyone addicted to doom scrolling. It might be the case that those who do only exist on the internet could out number those who have GFs/wives. Making YOU the normalfag! Get fucked, incel.
>>738688972>she makes us want to cry and we don't know whyUoh is simply in our DNA as shown by this artifact
Yeah, she pushes all the buttons.Get it? Cuz she's my hand? Aw, you get it.
That's it, Tails, you aren't good enough to make the team. You're BENCHED.
>>738690481Sounds like her self esteem got annihilated, was she young at the time?
>>738690710>was she young at the timeYeah she was 23
>>738690481That sucks, bro.Sadly, that's a sign that she just wasn't the one.You couldn't have "fixed her," that sounded like a deep-seated issue. Sounds like you're both good people, at least. Still friends?
>>738689461That wouldn't be difficult considering that Vanilla has no tits
>>738690787Thats rough, hopefully she came to terms with it. If she went insane then thats also expected.
>>738690987>Still friends?Nope, I tried for several weeks to contact her with minimal replies (mostly telling me to stop trying or to forget about her). She moved out of her mom's house (me and her mom talked a bit, and she told me she went to live with a friend several states away) and I never saw her again.
>>738691249Yeah... She wasn't the one. But hey, learning experience.
>>738691110>If she went insaneI'm thinking that's what happened >>738691249
No. My wife does though
>>738688972>Sonic Advance 2>"oh you chose the low path at the wrong time? Death pit" the gameAdvance 1 was the same but spikes instead of death pits, so that's automatically better.
>>738686671where the FUCK are the sonic models for dbfz anywayfuckin youtubers keeping them under lock and key
No.She gets weird about me being "good" at every game we play because I can pick up on game mechanics very fast especially in platformers and friend slop like split fiction. So she feels inadequate and in turn takes her frustration out on me. I dunno it feels like theres this weird tension everytime we do co-op stuff. I got her into games though and she loves open RPG's like BotW, Oblivion etc. I think she doesnt like games where shes put into a box and her having someone tell her how to play pisses her off i guess. We now just play our own games together and that works alot better
>>738688000Waste of perfectly good trips.
>>738686671>not posting the whole comic
>>738692618
>>738692778
>>738692848The dialogue is so awful.
>>738692848
>>738686671>mfw this doujin
>>738692923I'm assuming it's a bad machine translation of a non-English comic because the text is slapped on so lazily with such a bad font.
>>738686671I used to play Roblox and shit with some of my girlfriends. One of them only liked obbys and fashion games and the other liked horror games. Believe it or not, they were both over 18.
>>738686671My ex played Genshin because she sought a Tera replacement. I would play through the story for her so she could explore and fight.
>>738693818What do you get out of communal defecation?
>>738686732QRD?
>>738686671Never wanted a gf, and still don't. So no
>>738694070Don't ask.
>>738694138Why, what happened?
>>738694169Okay, fine. Its a webcomic where Tails meets Cream and some baby rabbit OC, and then he eats their shit for like, five pages. You don't wanna see it.
>>738694267Ah, thanks!
>>738693640>butt hole on headDoes that mean all his ideas are shit?
>>738686671NoI actually started talking to women and getting numbersI feel nothingMy mild desire for sex does not outweigh the absolute slog of texting the most boring people on the face of the earth. And things are no better in person. Total waste of time and gas money.They literally have no opinions on anything except politics. I may as well be trying to ask toddlers about their take on quantum mechanics. People just aren't for me. I'll die a hermit.
>>738694267He makes the baby eat Cream's shit, vomit on her, and then uses the vomit-poop as lube.
my wife died but I have a gamer daughter >>738690568you just blew my mind anon. damn.
>>738691249>with a 'friend'Uh huh.
hey
>>738700084Friend was another girl, lolEither way, I was already dumped at this point
>>738686671i tried to make my gf play a mario maker level (an easy one) but she had trouble simply jumping over a gap with the correct timing. it was very lenient timing too. I shudder to think how long she would last if she were left to fend for herself in the wildsome time after this event, I let her play something easier: Endless Ocean, a relaxing scuba diving game on the wii. She was doing fine and enjoying it because it is impossible to lose, just enjoy the fish. She's kind of ditzy and dumb so she was making a bunch of dumb comments while playing and it was just aggravating me to no end. I kind of regret this now, but I shut the console off on her once she got to a pod of dolphins and was all like "omg dolphins i love them so much they are simming with me :DDDD"I sound like a psychopath telling it, and that's kind of true, but I guess you either had to be there or you're just not a true sweatlord gamer if you disagree with my actions. picrel was the experience but i couldn't find the unedited picNow that I recall, she actually was functional playing smash bros. She studies computer science and we are still together and happy.>>738688861>women are horrendously retarded and ruin the whole experience due to their sheer incompetenceright? it's not just me. they really are dumb as bricks when it comes to basic tasks it seems.
>>738694267>Tails becomes IndianSonic fans are wild
>>738700457>they really are dumb as bricks when it comes to basic tasks it seems.Must depend on the woman. My fiancée got gud at fighting games to the point where I had to change my mains because she figured me out. She's also decent at shmups, including bullet hell ones like DoDonPachi DaiOuJou, and good at Kirby, Jet Force Gemini, and Under the Skin. I introduced her to her now-favorite game Odin Sphere Leifthrasir, which she actually plays well. Currently, she's playing through Stray, Tsukihime: A piece of blue glass moon, Yakuza 0, and NieR:Automata. Maybe I just got lucky or something.
>>738686671OP is a faggot, btw; source is ichduhernz
>>738691035not in my headcanon. she has big saggy ones. delicious huge areolas.
>>738701196your's sounds more like a gamer. did she game before she met you? Mine is a total normie so maybe it's that
>>738702706She did. Played a lot of PS1 and N64 games with her brother growing up. You have my condolences. She sounds nice, at least. Very forgiving since you shut the Wii off while she was playing Endless Kinocean.
>>738702802>Endless Kinoceanbased appreciator. i don't remember exactly how things went but she was still in a good mood after I guess because it was funny
>>738686671.....you posted tails sitting on a couch but not a bench?
>>738703218le xDD
>>738686671Are they even a pair?I thought Tails had the hots for some older chick that i can't remember fully.
>>738703837>xDFinally, a Gale of Darkness thread
>>738686671My gf prefers fighting games, while I like turn based/real time strategy games. I do try to win fighting games against her, but I always lose lol. She has never beaten me in my preferred games either.We started doing co-op games and have a blast. Especially castle crashers.
>>738703926they both lust for anon's pp. trust me I'm a cream & tails expert.
>>738686671We play WoW together. It's pretty fun with the Delve system so we don't have to deal with other people and can just play together. Most of the time she's play a city builder or sim of some kind.
>>738704046>We started doing co-op games and have a blast.You should play Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime. (ideally with another person or two)
>>738703837What a great game
>>738704368That looks perfect for a double date game! Thanks anon :) If you like board games, Spirit Island was surprisingly easy for a double date game night. Rules are simple and it's cooperative.
>>738704517No prob. I'll look into Spirit Island, too.
>>738686671No. I play video games with my BF instead. :3
>>738686671yes, but only because I'm a schizo.
>>738689221You two could lose a few pounds.
Yep, it's motherfucking gaming time
>>738686671cream is for sonictails should just sit and watch
